young owl edition
owls are the octopuses of the sky
>>225547745how so
>>225547745dangerous rhetoric
>>225547749they're both weird shapeshifter typa niggas
>>225547714i've done all sorts of drugs but never come close to getting addicted to any. closest i got was i had a weed habit and smoked cigs for a few years but i kicked those without too much troublei think you have to be really weak-willed to get properly dependent on a substance
We could take over Malvinas in 3 days if we wanted to.
>>225547750COME HOMECOME HOMECOME HOME
>>225547745
>>225547760ok
>>225547760think you already tried
eating some scran
>>225547755>weird shapeshifter typa niggasthat's not octopuses mate you're thinking of a shoggoth
>>225547783no nigga i mean octopuses
I'm a paranoid britzophrenic quit lookin at me m8
>>225547791you're a darkie lad
>>225547793
>>225547791>>225547793sino-indian relations not going so well i see
>>225547793guvnah please i'm white as snow
right whens the bloody apocalypse happening i'm getting really sick of this now
what does brit think of him?
>>225547810hopefully not this weekend i have lots of important cooking to do
>>225547812death grips man
>>225547810if it's not an apocalypse right now then i don't know what is
On Women and Their Loveliness
>>225547745no we are not
>>225547829A pertinent topic.
A bit of light reading for the evening. First snowfall of the season is happening right now. Very comfy.
>>225547837Extremely intimidating picture
some cunt letting off fire works between 5-6am
The reaper comes due.
want to ask the australian psycho which of these criteria believes he meets
French ladies
>>225547881the blurry photo reaper?
>>225547881poor kid, all that work for a sub 8
>>225547881silly plastic bitch, wouldn't even crank my hog to her.
>>225547932
injecting large doses of powerful androgens into my gluteus maximus
>>225547940grim skinny chicken legs give me a 4/10 with an ass instead
>>225547940these are just porn whores, they will fuck anyone for a price
>>225547954she got a BBL now
morning lads
>>225547969grimmy
>>225547881isn't this guy in prison for rape now?
>>225547991nah they dropped the chargesit was literally one on the girls in his early streamsshe was literally groping him on camera
Lads, what do I do? I've got about 50gb of this shit on my computer and I don't wanna give it up. Fucking hate this government and it's fucking bullshit overreach.This is the same argument as violent video games causes violence all over again but this time it's being led by stupid overly emotional foids who you can't fucking reason with
>>225547825i mean the antichrist and the army of angels and the brimstone and all that
mental how amazing evropa is France...Espana...Cymru...
>>225548008nothing nigga no one is going to search your pc
>>225548008does it appeal to vids as well? only see pics
>>225548008You accept your fate
>>225548008LOL
>>225548008genuinely doesn't make sensethe argument for the prohibition of possession of CSAM is that any production of CSAM is inherently abusive and so the market needs to be as strongly discouraged as possible at all levelsapplying the same style of law to this implies that no woman is capable of consenting to being choked
>>225548008but they won't ban a fresh 18 year old selling pictures of her ripe pussy and naked body on onlyfans for some cash
>>225547745DELET THIS
>>225548008https://www.gov.uk/guidance/crime-and-policing-act-2026-offences-relating-to-pornographyGot to be deleted I'm afraid
>>225548069they literally ran cover for a national child abuse ring for decades. i'd say the UK is no longer a serious country but i'm not sure it even qualifies as a country at this point. Canada's well on its way too.
had my shower put my washing upmaking a coffeethank you
>>225548090rorke waiting until the night of november 5 to delete all his material
Never downloaded a single porn video let alone gbs of it You should be in prison
>>225548008cannot imagine being into chokingi do however love incest roleplay
>>225548008wonder if they have actually deluded themselves into thinking this, and not migrants, causes violence against women
>>225548118jews did a number on you
>>225548107i too am sucking a coffee
>>225548008you give them an inch they will take a fucking milenext thing you know they will be banning all porn and all video gamesthey want to get rid of our copes so that we can't even enjoy being NEETs anymore
Heading to the local police station to turn in my Xev Bellringer collection today
rorke arriving to the police station at midnight november 5th with hard drives of xev bellringer
>>225548008just kill them lmao
who decides what is realistic anywayslike if you have dino-furry diaper choking futa stuff is that OK legally speaking? seems like a slippery slope.
wait does step-mum stuff count
7 men7 hours
UGLYanyways
might get a 16 year old gf since there is no legal barrier preventing me from doing so
i wish xev bellringer was my mum that wanted to shag me
>>225548195illegal thought
>>225547772
haha is there any lad other out there eating breakfast right now???
>>225548217About to put the Alexander Scourby reading of The Gospel of Mark (KJV) on and get some shuteye myself Got to see a concert tomorrow
>you have to put the toilet seat down after you use it
>>225548204scream
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1792034073401322.mp4its over
>>225548246illegal post .mp4
they're going to make being an incel illegal :/
>>225548258please even the government wants you to have sex
>>225548258as long as they give you a state mandated femcel gf
hate this evil world xit not right x
>femcel>>>/x/
Crabs in a bucket.
>>225548008Going to be illegal to watch incest porn as well soonCourse, you can marry your cousin no problem - wouldn't want to upset "them" now would we
WAKE UP WHITE PEOPLE
Would genuinely love an apocalypse me Most people would be too busy to start killing and doing evil shit so I’d just cruise around find a lush mansion and do fun stuff and occasionally find a beautiful woman and…….. you know
mental that americans all get together load up on snacks and beer and sit around watching the cornhole championships
getting hiccups always makes me feel like a right fool
Is Scotland exempt from the mommyporn ban?
>>225548281i wilol not i will NOT
remember remember the 6th of november
>>225548369yh
May the 4th be with you
Putting racism aside, do you think we would have conquered the galaxy and discovered things like super intelligence and true augmented reality if black people did not exist?
do you remember the 21st night of september
Any good redpills out?
>>225548417>conquered the galaxyno that's probably a different timescale entirely compared to how long we have been babysitting themwe'd probably already have cheap robots and moon missions though
>>225547829
>>225548417absolutely not but we might have been living in some sort of comfy as fuck solarpunk-esque world of plenty
>>225548420Women shouldn't be allowed to vote
>>225548485i want to lick sailor uranus's anus
pit of crocodiles
Black people should unironically have to pay reparations to the rest of the planet for holding us back so much
If AGI and AI progression in general doesn’t plan out eugenics is unironically the next logical step in human evolution
>>225548512Real
>>225548511thanks, now my vision is a bunch of fucking lines because i looked at that for more than 20 seconds
>>225548511should have went to bed hours ago im away
>>225548547that's my vision every friday night!!!
>>225548547i realise now that it was typed by a woman and now i regret posting thatpretend that it was not posted
>>225548511tl;dr just drop a course or something
>>225548568it's a girllife will be handed to her on a plateshe could drop uni and get a bf from tinder and make money easilyher family is controlling herthat's why i say born into a pit of crocodiles
didn't know harvey price was going uni
>>225548558if she was asian american she wouldnt be posting she'd be drooped over some cock completely sloshed at a frat house so no worries there's a time for everything even female literature
got fired from being a republican guard interrogator because i kept saying sorry, going "you alright?" and asking the prisoners if they were upset with me
why the fuck these retards willingly do 3 years of that shite with no mates, no sex, no clue
>>225548498here's the one i posted earlier in case you missed it she even looks right at you
perhaps unpopular opinion but if you make no mates during freshers week you should drop out and accept that you're sub5
>>225548625why doesn't he go for a nice long walk and get himself a nice cup of coffee I think that would be good for a sensitive young man like him while his peers socialise and have sex yes he could take a walk for 3-4 hours through the city perhaps looking in some shop windows then get a cup of coffee and come home to his room alonesounds like a great idea for this shy young man
I’m going to put you all on game.Going into public toilets that are almost exclusively cleaned by migrants and pissing all over the floor and shitting on the floor is amazing and the ecstasy from it is amazing. There is ZERO consequences and you know some migrant cleaner has to literally clean your shit and piss. I’ve never used a public bathroom without pissing all over the floor
might replay Pool of Radiance afterr watching thishttps://youtu.be/k7HXFufaPtA
>>225548655what if some of your pee leaks under the stall divider and inconveniences a white british man in the adjacent stall?
lmao when you are sub5 girls will literally follow you home if you with a girl just in case you were even thinking about shaggingno shagging allowed for sub5s only chad
I saw rorke naked
never went to freshers, started uni in 2nd year and lived in a normal flat instead of the hallswasn't so bad
If you are a woman and don’t eat like a fat pig you have the ideal female body If you are a man and watch your diet and sacrifice carbs, sugars and overall tasty food and workout hard three times a week you will have a semi decent body at best if you have good genetics
All banter aside who is more well hung leftypol or rorke?
>>225547721not sure if /brit/ knows this but corvids and owls are the worst fucking enemiesa raven who manages to find an owl during daytime will drop everything and rush to get its buddies to murder it together, and the situation reverses at night where it's the ravens' turn to cower and hide
>>225548697the murderdem vs the parliamentdem
>>225548685males have always been the most visually impressive out of the two sexes throughout mother naturethere is a much higher beauty standard that males have to reach
>>225548689rorke but only because leftypol's willy has withered in their saucy femboy cage
Can’t tell if I’m asexual or not Will desperately pursue a bird but as soon as I get her nudes and have her watch me wank or shag her I instantly get turned off and get bored and pursue another woman and then rinse and repeat I’m not a bender as don’t like cock or a man’s arse but I definitely enjoy the idea of shagging a wonan and her nude more then the actual shagging
what
sad
>>225548732many such cases
scranning a watermelon
cant wait to start cooking later
Britain is Muslim. The whites are just holdover tax slaves.
>>225548732Ban social media for anyone under 16 it’s common sense at this point
>>225548721elrond having a tougher time making ends meet in valinor than he imagined
ban under 16s from suicide
>>225548732doesn't make sense does it? if you're good at suicide you succeed on the first try and you never get to make videos about it.wonder if the suicide success rate is so low because incompetents are spreading disinformation on tiktok. this girl was just (un)lucky it worked for her.
>>225548754why don't you cook now you racist asshole?
>>225548732it not right we need to introduce Adriana's Law and block all social media x
If you have zero earning potential or status but are 6 foot 4 and absolutely jacked with a decent face how do you rank in the shagging hierarchy?Is a decent girlfriend completely out of the question I assume? Can you get by just shagging until your 40s before becoming an alcoholic dosser or how does it work?
Woo I'm the L. Ron Hubbard of the cupboard
>>225548759is that right pvt. gomez
>>225548768its too early to start yet even to make a raguand i'm waiting for my washing to finishand i need to do some washing up first
>>225548742corr lovely bit of AI sloppage there love AI slop me, think it's mint
>>225548779nigga who cares
Most be so fucking peng growing up with a fit mum or older sister. Finding their dildos or catching them in the shower or having them see you naked or catching you wanking phwoar Why did I have to get an ugly fat mum
right why do auckland city play in the australian football league
>>225548732dont think i had a smartphone until 17had nokia 5310 before that we used to share anime intro mp3s by touching tips didnt need a wire back then
woke up and im still depressed how is that fair
>>225548742this supposed to be bustani-based ai?
Sister moved to New Zealand and expects me to fucking visit her is she fucking high?Why would I spend 2 grand and spend 24 hours flying to go to a boring shit country like New Zealand? Selfish bitch should have moved to America or Japan or somewhere cool
>>225548825new zealand is sick
>>225548825nz is kino as
>>225548825take the ferry
Lads I’m having a panic attack All of a sudden I asked Alexa to turn my lights off and she responded with a totally normal female voice and not the usual robot voice what the fuck is going on?!
>>225548825my sister lives in wogdon i never visit her
>>225548829>>225548835Name me three things that are fun to do in NZ that compares in any way to all the fun stuff in Tokyo or New York etc without saying boring islands and beaches that I can get in any warm country in Europe?
>>225548848well what can you do in tokyo or new york that you can't do in new zealand
that's the thing though isn't it it's these dreadful social media companies than instil these unrealistic beauty expectations in the kids who use themAdriana's mother—Greta Boggers, I mean Saggers—had always tried to let her children know that real beauty came from the inside.
>>225548840she wants you brogo to her *spills a little beer on your shoulder as i hit you with my cup*
>>225548848shag chubby kiwi ladies
I keep hearing about tokyo being a paradise for a white man to livethe streets are safe, clean, peaceful. the streets are designed for humansno wogsthere is plenty to do and seeasian women only date white menfood is greatsouds amazing
>>225548858It would be exhausting to name all the things but it’s pretty obvious what New York and Tokyo has to offer compared to NZSo I assume you can’t name three things?
>>225548875plenty of wogs, nogs and jeetsyakuza isnt wholesome japs its 100% kurd owned just like the mob is here
>>225548877why don't you just say what you want to doif you prefer cities that's fine but it's dumb to pretend there's nothing to do in nz
what sort of a day will i have
>>225548864>had always tried to let her children know that real beauty came from the inside.>bogs herself into oblivion
>>225548875Asian chuds will make your life miserable, the hatred the gooks have for white men is hard to put into words They will beat and assault any woman who talks to you, you will be overcharged everywhere you go, the police will find any way to fuck you over
>>225548885You tell me things that NZ has to offer that’s worth flying for 24 hours?
>>225548896>the hatred the gooks have for white men is hard to put into wordsjust not true at all
The BBC. Getting you the stories that matter.
>>225548674Was this written by a 12 year old? Honestly not surprised two girls followed him
>>225548875cringe rorke
>>225548911why are you being a dickheadif your sister is there then surely you would be happy just to see herif that's not enough then go and enjoy the nature there
>>225548912It’s absolutely true, it might not have applied to you because you are extremely unattractive but white shaggers get treated much differently in Tokyo
>>225548924i've never been to tokyo but i'm not stupid enough to believe that "the gooks" despise white men
Sumo wrestlers prepare to take part in a bout during a training session at the London Sumo Club Over the last two years, the traditional Japanese sport of Sumo has seen a surge in growth in the U.K., with the number of clubs increasing from 1 to 12 in England alone (2000)
>>225548924how would you know? you're definitely not one of the shaggers
every single horrible thing that happened to people because of tiktok happened because Donald Trump went out of his way to save tiktok because he wanted to use it for his own popularity
what are your favouriet plant based meals?
>>225548914where does this drivel actually come from? Imagine being paid to sit down and type out this utter dreck.
forgot to do feedtoil of catberg, now going get-meowed-at toil
>>225548943that beard isnt legalhow is he gonna take a suppari attack to the throat if theres a fucking hankerchief of oiled beard protecting it
>>225548938Believe what you want retard but it’s simple facts, jap men are absolute racist vermin.They literally won’t allow a Japanese woman to date or fuck a black man (which I support) and will literally burn their house down, white men get more leeway but they will still treat you like shit
Every day the Europeans are punished for their ancestral support of the US revolution
>>225548949get the tv license paid
>>225548968why did you scroll down the womens health section if youre not bothered about womens health
>>225548945I’m without a doubt one of those shaggers and the fit little goth jap in Tokyo Bujun district bouncing on my cock in April will clarify that x
>>225548964yeah i'm sure you're an expert on japanese society aren't you
https://youtu.be/2sqnxlzLakU
>>225548974because there's no mens health sectioni need to get my health news from somewhere
>>225548974I'm very concerned about women's health because I'm not a bigoted little virgin freak and I make sure to keep abreast of the latest health issues and cultural biases that may be affecting women. Maybe you should consider doing the same, if only you'd leave your smelly little bedroom once in a while huh?
haven't got a sleep debt so much as a sleep mortgage
>>225548994have you considered the health section
>>225549000i'm not arguing against there being a womens health section so i dont know why you typed all that out
>>225548825>>225548877>>225548896>>225548924>>225548964>>225548980you sound unpleasant
what if gta 6 comes out and it's more than 1tb and i can't fit it on my 1tb console
is there anything better than an Asian girl with a big bum?
Deadlifttoil looms
put in my application for a motability flying TeslaI need it as I've got ADHD you see
>>225549035a white girl with a big bum
>>225549033time for an upgrade
We become more Americanised by the day. Look at this shite in a "chocolate flavoured sandwich bar"Can't even call it chocolate now because there's fuck all cocoa in it and just palm oil
>>225549036aint nuttin but a peanut
got some kenji on this morning
Being attracted to Asian women is low test
>>225549048get used to it
>>225549047i've got an xbox series x and was thinking about buying a ps5 pro just for gta 6, but there's unironically STILL scarcity, and plus they're too expensive
Second bad quarterly review with new roastie manager in a row yday lads, made clear to me that I am not going to get any career progression any time soon and if I don't pick up she will have to consider performance planBeen here three and a half years and the team I joined has all gone and my ex manager was made redundant this time last yearTime to leave isn't it
>>225549079probably yeah but why dont you do better work?
>>225549033Why can't they just release a diet version of the game running at 30fps with some content reduced so people like me who hardly game anymore can just tool around with it on PS4
>>225549091the proper version of the game is going to be 30fps
>>225548949erm...fit
any autumn/winter daytime fragrance recs lads? been wearing tom ford oud wood but think it suits evenings better
>>225549104she's only 21 you sick fuck
>>225549105no
>>225549105i just lash a bundle of rosemary down my kecks and crack on
>>225548980>Tokyo Bujun districtdoesnt existmade-up story lol
>>225549117not the first time you've had a faggot down there I reckon
>>225549088Long story short I worked very hard at this company to get nowhere and my made-for promotion to be given out to an external who knew the new hiring manager well, so I stopped going the extra mile after that. And now they want me to go the extra mile again when there's clearly no upside to it.
>>22554910130fps in 2026, fucking roaringit was embarrassing for bloodborne a fucking decade ago
>>225549105not much point spending money on fragrance when the only thing smelling it will be insects in my smelly childhood bedroom
>>225549133they're saving 60fps for the inevitable rerelease on ps6 in a couple of years
>>225549122sc
off to sleeptoil
>>225549132You already know it's time to go lad. Sounds like you should have been looking elsewhere months ago if anything.
my wants to go for a walk but i'm very illmaybe i can walk her round the flat 200 times
God this man really was an insufferable twat, wasn't he?
>>225549133whats the difference between 30 and 60 fps
>>225549161*my dog
>>22554916860 is more
>>225549166no not really that's a good mentality to have
>>225544610>>225544633
was in my drug counselling group the yesterday and one of the blokes mentioned that he was upset because his best friend had died the day before, but i didn't feel any sympathy for him at all because he is fat
>>225549158I stuck around because there were a handful of big projects I wanted on my CV. Which have now concluded. So yeah time to go isn't it.
>>225549166he was a famous beloved multi-millionaire, shagged more poon than you've had hot dinners, and had an arse as long as a man's armend of the day he's mogged you
>>225549190roar
>>225549195He's not beloved. He's actually a vile twat when you read into him He died at 40He settled for Yoko Ono... He was not shagging loads of women
>>225549190you seek help for drug addiction and get lumped into "drug counselling" with 8 other fat druggies so that instead of 9 separate individual therapy sessions the health service can pay for 1 man-hour where a "counsellor" sits in a plastic chair and mediates while 8 separate mongs talk about their recently-OD'd pals then the hour's up, job done, see you all next weekwhat a joke
walktoil looms (non-derogatory)
There was a comedian in a box called Sean lock who didn't like you, also here is a topless pic of you on heroin I am so hesitant and suspect of this, once you have a conclusion you could find basically anything to back it up. It's totally unfair and quite scary
wanktoil looms
at least i've got my willy no one can take that away from me
>>225549232it's actually 2.5 hours and it started off with 18 people but they have a high drop-off rate so now it's down to 12 after the first 4 days
>>225549231>He settled for Yoko Ono..Will never understand that
Good morning I hate women
>>225549231mate he was the lead singer of the fucking beatles, you are one of the most delusional people on this website if you think he wasn't shagging
>>225549248>*rips your knob smoove off*yeah?
any bedrotting lads in
Just remembered I have Australia filtered. He's probably been replying to my posts for months and never getting a reply, I've wasted this lads time
tor browser
>>225549249how have you been finding it?
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1792118307603543.webm
someone has a problem
>>225549301and that problemIS ME
>>225549282pretty grim for the most part, and i find most of the material doesn't apply to me because i don't have normal human emotions. they've got free cheese and kabanos thoughever
>>225549269yh doing it right now
second lot of washing is onjust a short cycle this its just my t shirts that i wear in the evening after work
>>225549270this is literally me but with DTFIC
>>225549298was thinking about this video just yesterday as well
>>225549298just odd
doing another 9/11 with tesla roadsters
this £100 refurbished thinkpad laptop works perfectly fine once you just clear a few things up and turn off all the automatic update shit some indian vibecoded on windows 11
>>225549334why not install lovely linux
>>225549344I don't really know how to do that
>>225549334if it were me I think I'd rather pay £800 for a macbook neo that's going to receive updates for like 10+ years, just werks, and is full of modern hardware and software
>>225549354>2026>8gb ram
too cold
>>225549362its 5c out there thats normal weather in this country grow up you big vagina
Russell brand has the verbosity that could only fit a nonceBut even this, isn't evidence, it's looking for evidence after the conclusion
>>225549358yeah that is quite low tbf. Dunno if they have a 16GB option
never finish what you start, get swamped, stressed out, overwhelmed, ignore it all at make new plans, get halfway, give up, remember all the other things, suppress it, explode and then repeat the cycle
heating on, windows open. They say it gets the bad air out or something. Something to do with air currents.
>>225549354i only get the phones to be honest. still using an iphone SE from 2020 and hasnt failed once in 6 years of daily toil hard wanktoil
>>225549373it too cold
>>225549378what did he do actually? I haven't looked into it
if i start prepping and cooking soon i could get my ragu going at 10ish and then leave it going for four hours and then be eating at or a little before liverpool kick off
>>225549378what does thsi mean why does talking like he does make you a nonce
>>225549396or yo could never blog your boring lil shite on thjis website againi know which we'd all prefer
>>225549396>4hours I usually do 3, is there a difference going for 4
>>225549390yeah I also have an older iPhone. Had mine about 6 years too but it occasionally powers off randomly these days. I think when it comes time to get a new phone I will go for a refurbished version of a more recent model. I just don't use my phone enough to warrant needing a brand new £1200 phone
>>225549407grow up
>>225549411reckon its 33% bettermaths init
>>225549418snap
>>225549378back in the day Russell Brand was on politics shows making fun of Farage as a pound shop Enoch Powell and calling him a racist
my love of cock is causing real problems in my lifeand by love of cock i mean how i love to touch mine and wank it and get women to touch it
it might not look like but i am actually out doing things on this saturday morning
a second coffee perhaps
going to the Andy Man's Club later, given my bald head a fresh clean shave and applied some beard oil to my beard. Some of us are going out for a few Madri lagers afterwards at the pool hall#It'sOKToTalk
>>225549420lel
what if your gf is genuinely into a bit of choking and you made a vid of it and she clearly says "choke me baby" in it, would you still get arrested for having that
>>225549494how the hell would they know
>>225549472Madri.Mates.Men's Mental Health.
Where new
we're noticing an abundance of primed zingers. Clipboards chock full of new-thread gimmicks and ritualposts, each bursting with wit and zing, held in the chamber and ready for release straight into the new thread to be soundly ignored as everyone scrolls past the first ~10 or so posts
my knee is a bit itchy
>>225549301dread to think how many posts I've made about the toilfu
>>225549516>>225549516>>225549516
Is there any way of determining the direction of North without fail, not using a compass?
>>225549524stars
