strid edition
Insular Edition when?
denshart
the new
indpoonesia
doing a poo
British people on /k/ is insane
putting 23-30 on my hinge has made me realise us yeep really don't age well
hi /ukg/
>>225551699bbl, gone to see the rivermaaaaannnnnnnn
Russia is importing Iranian diesel already because of shortages. So…Russia is selling the US diesel from Iran. America are essentially funding their enemy lmao
It's called the united kingdom but we're in the kingdom and not uniteddoesn't add up
me watching an indian get squashed by a train: wow he became a sanjay sanwich
>>225553485>What I will tell you though, is that women seemed to really love my old "my dream is" prompt, which was to build a house from scratchinterestingdo you actually have diy skills/in shape then or is it just purely a laugh? and have they ever called you out on it irl.
well i'm successfully hyped for gta 6 after not giving a shit for yearswell played, jews
forgot my zingers
>>225553610i'd've gone with>sanjay, more like sanwich
>>225553575I am in shape, no DIY skills. And no, if course I haven't even been russled. I'm not an idiot. You tell appropriate lies. If you find a woman you want to be with forever then this wouldn't be it, 7 years down the line she's going to say erm where are these house plans, better start ordering these materials. That kind of lie is for instant sex. Nothing gets a woman more excited that money and power
>>225553479>the aussie will "forget" his zingers>very transparent and shallow gimmick
>>225553648wonder where are emmett is today. still in a padded cell, one presumes
>>225553658chat is this real
… … time wearing my excellent glasses watching live DP world tour golf on sky sports main event on my tv via sky stream in home … – at Burnham, South East
>>225553658wow he became a sandjay bacon sandwich
girls swipe through tinder profiles so fast you have maybe half a second to impress with your main photo before you go in the reject pile, shits cooked
>>225553658Hate when this happens
>>225553643no mines better
>>225553690escortmaxxing is the way to go until we get White Sharia
>>225553646im not in bad shape but a bit skinny have started working out a lot more recently tho ngl>money and poweri have both well idk how you measure powerbut i'm still cooked rip >>225553690ye i thought i had a decent lead one and so did friends but im cooked
>>225553658why does he have a camera set up in his toilet
business idea. Feed chickens a balanced diet. Then just eat 1 a day for your food
>A new species of dinosaur - a long-clawed predator the size of a large tiger - has been identified from a fossil found on the Isle of Wight more than 100 years ago.i worked this out years ago
Debating whether to eat a jam doughnut now, or wait an hour or so until I'm actually hungry. Not so good with the whole delayed gratification thing.
always get a visible 'awww' reaction from girls when I've talked fondly of my dead grandadbitches love it when you show a bit of sensitivity
one day I'll have a minority gf clinging to my leg like this
>>225553726ive noticed that roast chooks have started being rarerused to be theyd have the big ovens full of chook but now you maybe get one or two in a bag on the heated cabinets woke to blame no doubt
>>225553110I didn't get the video of the bald guy around 33 going mad at the officers putting the guys in the car. How was he left alone?
>>225553742women don't love
>>225553658Has to be AI
>>225553679He literally looks like a Boomer from Left 4 Dead 2
Screaming at how America lost the cold war
you know when u see a photography video on youtube by a chinese nigga its gonna be banginhow they all so good at photos
>>225553742they find lots of things cute mate doesnt mean they want to shag them
>>225553729JESUS H CHRIST
>>225553724You know why ;) that's the air freshener.Can't wait until I get my own home
pie and chips may be on the cards
>>225553764Other than the glass shattering before the pig appears it all looks too visually coherent to me with the sink rattling at the right time and the toilet seat getting knocked upStaged likely but don't think ai
>>225553420RIght well I actually can't remember if it's beer or ale I have it with. I keep forgetting so usually end up getting both.Did try it with that alcoholic crabbies ginger beer and that had quite a kick, but it's definitely better with a soft ginger
>>225553749curry > gravy > doner > mushy peas > mayo > chilirest are muck
>>225553757I DON'T LOVEI DON'T FEEL ANYTHING WHERETHIS LOVE SHOULD BEEEEE
haven't logged on to /brit/ since last month. just here to see what you're saying about the tiger thing? also what happened to /brit/?
>>225553770America basically won the cold war by a flukeHad the USSR stayed around until 2010 it would've won
>>225553796It's does seem too accurate but it's too perfect if a scene and also you do not put cameras in toilets
>>225553749Chips and coleslaw such a boring choice. That's not a treat, that's just a regular meal
>>225553823>also what happened to /brit/?
>>225553770hs
saw somebody say 'if satire, why reality shaped?'FUCK
>>225553825America lost the cold war because they elected an orange pedophile russian asset. They willingly chose to be a russian vassel state. It's over, they lost
refusing to post in this thread because it's not /brit/
>>225553835one of the trucks
>>225553852Chinese people are so wise
>>225553811You are Russian
Wemember when the Wussians poisoned Salsbwee?
>"""Won""" the war against the British (with French help and funding)>"""Won""" World War 2 (by sitting out until subbing themselves in the score a tap-in in the 90th minute)>Lost against Vietnam>Lost against Iraq>Lost against Afghanistan>Lost against Iran
>>225553855Be quiet rorke
how is it that a chick having short hair makes her tits look worse? Make it make sense
We desperately need a mid-20th Ace Combat game
they going to have to put an asterisk besides the "iranian victory" part of the wikipedia page because it was with trump as pres, that barely counts as a victory
At Branny Centre if anyone wants braying
alexxa vice wanktoil on the cards
>>225553905Rorke supports Russia now
when you think about it, all the middle eastern countries fighting each other is kind of like how the uk was 300 years ago with the hundred years war against france
>>225553755I don't think they're random.
>>225553918I'm in this picture lol
my life used to be varied and fun but now I just sleep in bed all day
>>225553923so much inaccuate in this post i cant even
>>225553918>tel 825 030where's the rest of the numbers and doesn't every number start with 0?
>>225553945are you stupid and ugly?
>>225553852r/im14andthisisdeep
>>225553945zoomers, man... zoomers....
>>225553928They have to be because they go into places like gyms and just nab everyone. I doubt they have the time and resources to track done specific people they think are good fighters and find their location, follow them and then coordinate a capture
Funny when people think meta stands for 'most effective tactic available' proper cretin filter
>>225553939ktim except without the first partthink life felt fun for about a year when i was 5
>>225553898American exceptionalism is deluding themselves into thinking they won all these wars and we're the global superpower because of it and not the soft power they exerted around the world, which they've willingly just abandoned for no reason at all lmao
>>225553973never seen this backronym in my life before
>>225553905rorke wouldn’t say that
>>225553918Jesus why is the UK so depressing. It has to be intentional. Nobody thinks a setting like this is pleasant to walk around or even look at. The name must be changed. Such a prestigious name can't be given to this place
cyclones never go on good specialsthey just increase the price by a dollar then put it on "special" for one dollar offI hope I die on the way to work
the dogfight scene in Top Gun Maverick is the best action scene of any film this century so far
Rorke listening to Alvin and the Chipmunks covers of his favourite songs
Doing a Jerry Hall vintage wank
>>225554015sc
>>225553963as in it made me viscerally angry and I had to close instagram
>>225554011It would be comfy in an ethnostate
any hufflepuffs in?
Billy Joel [Nightcore]
>>225554015putting my right thumb up my arse to this post
i am once again forced to support the paki pizza industrial complex
Never heard such fucking rubbishI hate you all
>>225554049nope
>>225554058Ravenchad me
>>225554049Don't know what that means
>>225553797I reckon ginger beer is better as it's got more spice to it, ginger ale is nice but a bit wet. Reckon if you're mixing it you want the intensity. Was mostly curious about if you were turbocharging the cider or diluting it. Will surely give this a go though, sounds like a very nice winter warmer.
>>225554068will be doing this tonight
>>225554070>things you shouldn't say at your kids nativity play
insane scene outside my front door. I just heard a man shout "GET YOUR MASK OFF!" and "ILLEGAL! ILLEGAL!", I looked out and couldn't see anything other than a Deliveroo delivery guy on a bike and a guy on crutches. The guy with crutches kept shouting "ILLEGAL" and "GET OUT OF OUR COUNTRY" and hobbled off furiousGenuinely confused about that one
tired af ladscould go back to slepe but i need to clean the house before i head out
Can someone AI this picture so it takes place in a hypothetical 95% White England?>>225553918
>>225554092rorke's da spotted
>>225554095cool story bro
should i do a lasagne or just your classic pazzy bake with rigatoni?
standing outside my front door banging pots and pans for are brave deliveroo workers
>>225554092a man having a perfectly reasonable reaction to seeing a wog
foraging for mushrooms in my incel cave after resetting my squirrel traps
>>225554112i don’t have a classic pazzy bake with rigatoni though?
would you stop the boats and deport them all if you had to pay double income tax
>>225554138gp
bossman and the wife are always so gentle, dunno why rorke hates them
dont like blacks but i enjoy wanking to them in pornso
Sucking back a lemon and ginger tea with added honey. Am rather sick, you see, and need to recover enough to go to the pub this evening and infect my closest mates. Gonna get on daynursetoil for certain.
>>225554099I'm in east Hull mate it is 95% white
the Nelson Scrandella
>>225554104is it cool tho or is it grim
>>225554181black women or...?
>>225554181hope you mean ebony porn and not bl*cked
>>225554196Used to eat these when I was a pathetic runt that couldn't cook to save my life.
>>225554187get us a few boxes of those gummy fried eggs la x
>>225554196used to love this shit as a kidlike pasta but with protein
about to do a dire poo
>>225554187proper selection there
>>225554187Just knowing they're in the country ruins the vibe everywhere
>>225554181saw a clip earlier where the guy was black but his penis was average sized, so i deemed the video wankable
>>225554226what protein
>>225554272spinach and ricotta
Mental theres gonna be a civil war within the next 20 years
Sex with a big titted Welsh woman
I can cook better that everyone in this thread but washing up is such a hassle I'd rather just have a Bigham's to be quite honest, open and vulnerable with you
im filling the thread with nasty bile and negativity so everyone comes away feeling like shit x
>>225554092Kek sounds hilarious. We need more if this. PC era is OVER!
>>225554286Is there yeah?
>>225554289yep
>>225554274You're not very clever are you?
>>225554046I know I was trying to annoy you even more by posting something else that is trite
>>225554119Hahahahaha that was such a joke. I wonder if anyone in this thread did you stuff. Mad time
>>225554315Yeah, you can cut the tension in the air with a knife, everyone squaring up to their own sides, political violence is now commonplace.
accusing mum of resorting to a motte-and-bailey fallacy again
>>225554297buy an ad
Brothers mates came round can tell they thought I was a massive freak
>>225554329define not very clever i'm probably above average, iq tested as a teenager at 125, postgraduate degrees
Planning out wanktoil for the not too distant future
>>225554334She's like "ooh I like the soaps they do xx" stupid bitch
>>225554332right ok then
Got banned on reddit for saying a biomass nonce should be executed
>>225554347but the look on their faces when they find out you've got a whole pub's worth of mates right on your computer desktop!
>>225554347Tell them when they bring the birds around they need to force one to suck you
>>225554289
>>225554373This but the British lower class x
