having difficult thoughts edish
checking my lasagne in 5 minutes and 12 seconds
humanely euthanise every man with a penis under 6 inches and we'll have colonies on mars by 2040
Mmmm some of you are gonna get sucked off if you keep it up
>>225556855This and the sex clinic in schools is FAKE and KONNIVING
... scored a good early bedtime wearing my excellent glasses watching live WTA Wuhan on Sky Sports tennis on my tv via sky stream in home … – at Burnham, South East
>>225556900are you sexi gerl sars?
/fr/ is slagging you lot off as usual
We at /brit/ congratulate Phil Walter Fodingaling on his goal
football crowd outside my window going "WAAAAAA" and "WEEEEYYYYY"
>>225556893That would be the end of the white race though?
>>225556939get them reported to the council
Imagine if abortions were illegal and if you got pregnant you'd have to have a baby
>>225556921i stopped caring about what french people thought when i saw that they barely look different from nafris
>>225556921how do you know? do you understand their biomass language?
do any of you lads own a 50 series cardis it true theyre housefire risksi cant tell if its a meme or an actual risk
>>225556944maybe the grim inbred ogre freak corner of the white race that you inhabit
>>225556970The important posts are Im Englisch
>>225556976no I don't own one
>>225556921well i LOVE france
> they barely look different from nafrisOk
>>225556976why would they be a housefire risk
>>225556976i have a rtx9999999999999999999999999999999
youtube algo is showing me videos of disabled people. nobody wants to see that, good grief
>>225556921don't worry I slagged em off in return ok
>>225556981#rattled
>>225557008https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/12VHPWR#Reliability_and_design_changes
>>225557024mine is showing me japanese women skipping in swimwear
mcdonalds had a sign in english polish romanian and arabic saying not to get angry at the workers
>>225557055got 7 inches of thick aussie steel mate i'd make you scream
Just realised that the UK isn't as bad as everyone keeps saying
>>225557068this is a lie you should have said urdu nobody here speaks arabic
Swear I keep reading that the UK has had "surprising" growth since, like, January. At what point does "surprising" not become surprising anymore?
>>225557068Let me guessYou said fuck all at the time and definitely nothing to McDonald's directlyJust skulked back here and moaned on /brit/ which you treat as social media
i am gay
>>225557077they all look the same its the same alphabet>>225557103im just observing the matter
>>225557103You tell that coward mate.
Wonder if the cow nigga has gone off to see his imaginary cows yet
Just realised that Reform/Restore/Retard NEEDS the UK to be doomed because then they'll get into power. Then when they are in power everything will magically be great because they need to stay in power
fodey scored !!
piercing my bladder with the edge of a steel ruler trying to hit a 6 inch measurement
>>225557072Go on then
brutal
>>225556893Mine is 8" long and 6" wide and I always have been and always will be a lazy bastard
>>225557110wow that looks good lad can you give me a recipe
>>225557117It’s not the same alphabet
>>225555865Learned this back in my PUA daysIf she cancels, suggest a date to re-schedule. If she's flaky or non-committal on that then bin her. It's called the Brad Pitt rule or something - imagine you're Brad Pitt, if she was actually going through what she says she is (e.g. oh my grandmother's sick) would she blow off a date with Brad Pitt to be there?
chatgpt reckons our biggest rivals are /fr/ and /sauna/ whatever that is
>>225557156you can't just say that and not post pics
>>225557155Bloody hell no wonder she wants a BBC
>>225556893come and get me shrimp barbie
>>225557160Moussaka but pasta not potato
>>225557180I mean it’s more just common sense it’s not a fucking rule or a tip
>>225557195I've posted numerous pics on multiple occasions and got accused of bone pressing
Test
>>225557202oh so Pastitsio ? I make this sometimes
>>225557155I FUCKING LOVE tiny girls
internet slow today
Why aren't you an Anarchist?
stop the Foden posts on /sp/ ffsthey don't understand it comes from your homosexuality and take it seriously
>>225557215ummm watch you're tone??
>>225557218ill be the judge of that chop chop mate get it posted
>>225557250do you now
1-0 coming up to half time Not bad at all
Warren G Harding
>>225557260its retoirded
>>225557276Yeah I really do. I'm a big boy lanklet at 6'4 and my dating history is almost entirely little short stacks with big tits.
Makes you think a lot
take it to /sp/ you greasy inbred spackers, nobody cares
>>225557304/brit/ is an /sp/ general
Swansea City
>>225557317that is an outrageous lie
Fence man came out in the end £3,400 for the fence to be replaced not that bad I thought so said yes at least it's done
>>225557326always was you're welcome to post here if you're not /sp/ but this is an /sp/ thread
>>225557346I should have you chained to a post and whipped
>>225557335Good lad taking responsibility and being the man of the house
Went out for walk and something flew down my throat so I went pub and had a pint to swallow whatever it was and then went shops and bought booze and now I'm at home drinking
Off to watch Wicker and will have a wank with the missus
geoguessr wank soon
You're a wanking lot aren't you
>>225556921i dont carewhy would i carei really dont carewhy would that bother meit doesn't bother mehaha do they think i care cuz i dont
my beautiful anal princess
>>225557335how much fence? that sound a lot
Going to get a chippy in for tea Might go quite early like half 4 or summat
save your wank for the ladies
Soon it'll be illegal to reference sex unless you're a paki child rapist
>>225557301doesn't make me think at all really
Had a gander at /fr/All of them just spamming dead-tongue essays into the ether
Islamic art
>>225557372ngga got raped by a fly
>>225557447We at /brit/ DISAVOW /fr/
Who's got the biggest willy in /brit/?
Brentford can realistically win the league
a chippy peea cheeky poo
>>225557481not me!
>>225557462yeah I'm 30 and never heard phrases like chippy tea or picky bits until a couple months ago and now it's everywhere Don't know who's trying to force this baby like mongspeak on us but I won't abide it
>>225557483No they can't shut up
>>225557510its the jews
>>225557481me by a mile
Horace, oh, Horace... would you be a dear and send Otis out to collect the fish supper?Thank you, Horace.
>>225557481Employed Woman
So... the Jesuits. Schizo conspiracy or are they really baddies
>>225557481couldnt be me>>225557510interesting, ive seen it alot here
>>225555555
cars 2 in cinemas this summer
wtf are they banging on about!!!!
Picky bits? Ohhhh you mean too poor to have a proper meal
>>225557531labour: three birds and a mohammed
just charged some bastard £3,400 for a fence
Fucking boomer cunt on the motorway yesterday crashed his triumph bike and died and caused the motorway to be closed all day.Fucking hate old people so much
>>225556855
>>225557531says it all
As a socially progressive international socialist I must say I've never felt unwelcomed on /brit/
>>225557581Loooaaads of them milling about when I went shopping
>>225557564All slagging us off, of course
>>225557606>socially progressive international socialist
>>225554083Yeah I think it is ginger beer. I do it to dilute it because while I do enjoy getting druk, as I get older I realise i need to be a bit more sensible. Plus it can make some ciders taste nice. Definitely a wintery drink for sure. spiced apple is very christmasy. Will have to try mulling it someday too
Got out the bath ages ago and just been laying around naked on the bed ever since. Might be stuck like this forever.
>>225557564They're insulting your mum
>>225557564talking about lebanese christians
>>225557639are you all wrinkly
>>225557647wife material
>>225557647This webm has reminded me that I've never had sex and never will
>>225557647Big bouncy boobies
>>225557647That's not sign language Just some fat thot after attention
>>225557647Fat cunt
>>225557647AI slop
>>225557660Wrinkles have mostly faded now, and I'm largely dry
>>225557647perfect physique
Mad how big baboon gorilla arms can detract all of the attractiveness from big boobs
Need a wank but I really cba
>>225557707you've got both
>>225557703This hound has gained more clues than 80% of this thread
>>225557703Alri there jock?
>>225557647I will never have this
>>225557582what is it with modern right wingers and anime faggot shit you people are not a serious movement
You'll be able to create a manager who uses a wheelchair in Football Manager 27
>>225557726
>>225557636Imagine her sticking that up your arse corr
>>225557726Sent her flying
>>225557737Why can't a football manager be in a wheelchair?
>>225557737perfect for Spurs
>>225557647does she need to put her whole body into it? going to have sex later
>>225557180like the other guy said it’s common senseIf she is unwilling to pinpoint an exact date in the future she’s just blowing you off
bedroom smells like parmesan
>>225557737if I was in a wheelchair I'd think that's pretty nice desu
>>225557703Nice mutton chops you freak
>>225557742Mong
time for the half time burger lads
>>225557754Low quality post
Hiring a dwarf for a basketball coach
>>225557582having some difficult thoughts about her
>>225557110probably the best looking homemade food picture ever posted on /brit/
>4pmLads I thought it was like 10amBeing awake on a fucking Saturday early and not hungover to shite is weird
>>225557741if i had a dollar for everytime someone said that id have about 15
>>225557802She's an imaginary racist school childYou belong in prison for life you vile nonce
any billy big bollocks man in
>>225557812What's the problem canslad? Can't handle your cans anymore?
Having the old tater tots with a latte
Ok, found the secret forest, its way further than I thought. I better find these Cows now. I'm going to be mad if they aren't around
>>225557852Stolen from reddit
kill everyone
>>225557845more of a sammy small sausage me
>>225557845not me haha
New Olivia Rodriguez song is SHITE
potato knishes
Spurs are abysmal at football
>>225557899corr she'd get it though
>>225557922aye but they jingle jangle jingle though ent they
i'm balding
Hate the bastard politicians
>>225557937claire?
>>225557937unlucky lad i've still got thick luscious hair and i'm an unc
>>225557845aye
Mm, when you gonna stop breaking my heart?I don't wanna be another onePaying for the things I never doneDon't let go, don't let go, don't, my loveI love you baby, dont let go :(
>>225557851was on a 4 day drinking sess all week so went to bed early last night
>>225557937got the saw palmetto supplemented and the topical minoxodil for this but i dont know if it helps as much as i think
>>225557974not good for a man of your advanced years mate
>>225557955going to break into your house and pour sulfuric acid on your scalp
In my 30s and I've not got any grey hairs nor am I balding yet I knew freaks who started losing their hair during their GCSE yearsAbsolutely bloody mental how that happens eh
>>225557996nooo don't do that, you'll go to prison and get bummed haha x
Mad how treating one nut job at some NHS psyche wards costs £250,000 a year in taxes. Average person in the UK only lays £6500 a year in taxes. So each nut job requires 38 tax payers.Just fucking let them kill themselves and do us all a favour I say
i'm on that topical dickoxidil
if you pronounce the letter r as ah then that's not very good
reading some the conspiracies of the Vatican, jesuits, etceveryone pushing this has nought to say with regard to the heebs
dentist joke about time and the time is 2:30 (tooth hurty) and thats what happened ok
>>225558022now do one for the greens
was watching the footy in the living room and my sister came back with her boyfriend so I had to give them the TV now I’m watching it on a paki stream on my shit laptop in my bedroom. This is my life now until I can get enough money to move out inshallah that day comes soon
brown niggas love they whatsapp
You've pooed yourself
>>225558035the rhotic r is practically dead mate. let it go
>>225558051you a paki lad?
>>225558070nah albanian
Paul Whitehouse got mugged yesterday by a black man His wife put it on IG ok
>>225558066not in the southwest you matalan tosser
>>225558080When JC was measuring his cock was he doing bonepressed length or not? Does the bible speak of this?
>>225558085oh i didn't know albanians were muslimdo you go to the mosque?
anyone watching Wardley-Dubois later
>>225558054We use Viber in the Balkans
>>225558097only shop at lewis's or m&s me. or maybe a charles tyrwhitt if i feel like treating myself
>>225558008Ripe for shagging up the arse you are
>>225558092its sad
>>225558092Google says he’s welsh since when???
>>225558008i'll fucking kill you
>>225557988I know but every now and then the 58 year old Canslad takes an early night
haven't heard this one beforenot sure if i believe it
Feel tired all the time had 18 hours sleep yesterday and still feel tired and drained
>>225558147>dashed out to get me some medsbet she had a mild headache and was fucking whinging about it non stop
Full thick hairline. Tight peachy arse.
>>225558147is she a tranny
>>225558154Since he was born there mate. He talks about it sometimes in his excellent Gone Fishing TV show.
>>225558092Where was Harry Enfield?
Can't believe Paul Whitehouse who did Suits Your Sir is dead.
>>225558177You subconsciously want to die because you know you're a bloke and will never be a woman
>>225558112only the ego measures mate
>>225558008Same here, coming up 36 and got same hairline I've always had, which is admittedly fairly high but it hasn't receded it's just like that. Grim when you don't see a mate regularly and they've noticeably declined.
>>225558115Lots are. No not since I was 13 I’d say
>>225558177unaliving helps x
>>225558199Bizarre post
>>225558177Oversleeping can make you feel tired as can a lack of vitamins or iron
did /fr/ kill Whitehouse as a retaliation???
>>225558230does your sister look like dua lipa?
>>225558044We don't make content here mate we just take it from reddit and twitter
>>225558208Oh he doesn’t sound welsh. Thought he might just be pretending for woke points since everyone so anti English these days
>>225558228>>225558188
>>225558147today I have mostly been feeling old
>>225558238I take multivitamins everyday
fact: australians are the most powerful race in the world
you need sex
>>225558251No and she’s also underage so don’t start
>he fell for the multivitamins scam
>>225558284you're getting replaced by asians
>>225558284your nothing
>>225558273Tilde can we get an official comment from you on whether God exists
>>225558273same :)>>225558292doctor recommended them to me
>>225558284I want Australian lads to shag me up the arse. They're literally 95% all mega fit
>>225558284is this the secret to your power
>>225558289old enough to have a boyfriend though
Catberge has commenced his evening bellowing for his tea
>>225558289In what country?
just brutally killed a mouse. didn't want it to come to this but there was no other choice. it got stuck in glue spilled on the floor (my mistake, should've cleaned it years ago) so I couldn't remove it without killing it and I couldn't just swiftly end it with a hammer to the dome because it got stuck under a sideboard so I had to pin it to the ground with a metal rod and choke it to death.
Now it's raining :(
Black woman crave sex with youYet you hide away in your smelly incel lair Hmmm...
Random fact: I support Mercian nationalism
>>225558314Well it’s not up to me >>225558335This one
>>225558333It's the afternoon you retarded faggotSorry, I mean retarded 'man pretending to be a woman'
got a sneeking suspicion my friend has HIV.
>>225558284
I'm just going to be applying for night shift jobs from now on. I am nocturnal and that puts me at an advantage over the normie masses
didnt see any of you lads at the library yet again
>>225558348you autistic niggas love reading wikipedia articles and getting obsessed with random bullshit don't you
You'll never master Esperanto
>>225558364 how old is she because she might be legal in Germany x
canadians say mum not mom
>>22555841416 idc pack it in
Piehead's mum emailing TEMU to ask if they do 11XL T-shirts for piehead
>>225558219why are you guys so mean
hangovers are really just needing to poo but being too dehydrated for it to come out
did employed woman use to post pictures of her poo or am I thinking of someone else
>>22555843416 is legal in the UK so I'll pack it in her arse x
>>225558438Then it arrives and she realises Piehead needs a 12XL LOL
>>225558382pov you're a newborn being delivered by dr. brad
>>225558287good post
well?
>>225558474Screaming
>>225558366Do you want to fuck them? Ask them to fuck
Brummies have said mom instead of mum since before the English colonised the AmericasYet they dare not say mom instead or mum less they be mocked for utilising a yankism
>>225558511simpsons
>>225558511I would love to live in Alaska
>>225558366get him on the prep asap
>>225558546how's the fit today?
>>225558467Only if you are underage too so do you want to admit to 4chan right now that you’re under 18?
>>225558511oozing with british culture this
<some bullshit leftist option (same as just print more money)>OR <1 million female immigrants (something about racemixing)>TRVTH NVKED LEFTOIDS BTFOThicc Latina GF NOW
>>225558511Being woke is based so this makes no senseAlso it clearly shows how intelligence and living standards are linked to progressive social values and how poverty correlates with being a retarded reactionary Can't imagine the grotty maga incel who would make this shit
[The immigrants were assuming it was blackoids]
>>225558559Comfy. Wearing a Superdry hoodie, a Primark t-shirt with the Sprite logo on it and some lounge joggers with pictures of animals like polar bears on from Amazon Basics clothing range
There's a yank who explicitly chooses to come to /brit/ for several hours every day for months of his life just to post off topic right wing american political content to people who don't care about it
>>225558622planning on a wank tonight?
how does mexico get away with having a city named mexico city imagine if canberra was called australia city
>>225558623Fuck off cansnonce you deranged paedo. Sort your grim life out
>>225558622post polar bears
Irish male moment (their cute women aren't like this)
>>225558642three people gave him a (you)
>>225558657Erm, do you want to rape your own sister?
>>225558657you tell him tilde c-can I get a thauthage woll...
>>225558569he's 48 years old the sad freak
>>225558678scr
higher education is just leftist indoctrination for 90% of the classes
>>225558692true
>>225558569What? I thought 16 was the age of consent so long as you aren't in a position of power over them?Should I warn my 33 year old mate with a 17 year old girlfriend?
>>225558692The right wing want to keep everyone uneducated because they can only win if people are stupid
How much do dragon claws cost now (in RuneScape)? $3 by now? Might go buy some and merk people (in RuneScape) in wildly PvP. Dragon dagger combo people out (in RuneScape) is good but d claws are better
>>225558692it's social elite reproduction. you like elites, rorke. did you forget you're entire worldview is hierarchical
leftypol saving the world in his honda minivan
the singular american chud
>>225558655yeah I know what you mean. Just sounds cool though don't it
You're only "educated" if you're a leftist loony
If a 33 year old is dating a 17 year old.and they love each other, he won
>>225558692only failures believe this shit
buying mambo 67k gp
>>225558692Wow so educated, intelligent people tend to be left leaning? and right wingers are retards?
buying mambo 68k gp
Is your sister legal age
>Hennessey argued that he did not know what a Nazi salute was and the FA panel noted that "when cross-examined about this Mr Hennessey displayed a very considerable—one might even say lamentable—degree of ignorance about anything to do with Hitler, Fascism and the Nazi regime".
>>225558813>>225558813>>225558813
I'm educated because I worship black women in the most braindead manner possible and you are uneducated because you do not.
>>225558801>Hitler? Don't even know 'er mate
