>be me, 22 NEET, diagnosed autist but attractive so usually have fun when going out>go to friend's house, also 22 NEET, and pregame>take the bus back to where I came from and explain to him how this bus is similar to the Bantustan busses>at transfer station see some woman watching Nigerian reels, ask her for her tribe (hoping for her to be Ijaw), she is Yoruba and teaches me how to say hello in Yoruba but I forget within 15 minutes>Go to bar, it's kinda dead, but my friend and I get a free cigarette and then go to next place>bum another cigarette outside next place and talk to these Trini girls about Trinidad and Tobago, then go inside>Also kinda dead so leave and walk 15 minutes to next place, explain to my friend robbery dynamics on the way>Get two free fireball shots and some beers at next place, try to two man there but there was nothing except some Brazilian twink who kept talking to us >Go outside, talk with a Tartar girl, but she was already talking with some Salvadoran guys>We get in some random Uber that we didn't order that was waiting outside and I talk to the driver about Ethiopia (he was Amhara from Addis)>Go to some hookah place, talk to some more girls, talk to some guy from Ghana (Akan) then leave and get some pizza.cont.
>Next to the pizza place there's a "bar" still open, outside there is another Salvadoran girl, my friend and I both try to two man with her, I try to impress her with my MS13 knowledge (kinda works) but I call some guy a drunk retard and she gets offended, and she ends up hanging out with some tranny and then so thirty something Filipino guy>Meanwhile the "bar" is actually just like a room in a house with some music, and the bouncer sells me some coke, but the money never goes through (and he never notices)>Do all the coke with my friend and then do coke off some millennial's plate in the kitchen>Leave at 6:30, walk around 6 blocks to the bus, almost pass out on it, then walk around 6 more blocks home and go to bed>picrel, it's some shit I took at 6:16, I have no clue what it is.
I am not reading all of that shit niggar
>>225561790>Diagnosed autist but attractiveDelusional retard nobody is retard all that crap by>(You)
>>225561829kys faggatron
>>225561865>Delusional retard nobody is retard all that crap byESL moment
i can go anywhere and nobody talks to me and if they do talk to me they smell my autism and stop very quickly
>>225562349It's much easier with drunk people Desu
>>225561886nobody gives a fuck you stupid lardass
Grok, give me a tldr of this kvetchpost
>>225561790>but attractive so usually have fun when going outWhat an utterly retarded piece of shit do you have to be to genuinely type something this atrocious out and click "post"
>>225562866>took the time to learn the language and is forced to write in it to communicate on 4chinzHoly cope
>>225563123Well going out would not be very fun if you are autistic and ugly
