>European Sports be like>Hello I’m Alan Taylor and I’m joined by Frank Martin here at Stadio Bumberclot. Today’s match is Milan FC vs. Cheltenburrougham United. The match began 3 minutes ago, we’ve just woken up. João passes to Ngubu… Ngubu dribbles up the pitch. What pace. What stamina! OH AND A NEAR MISS! The 14 year old from Ivory Coast has a bright future ahead of him! Score is still nil-nil. >American sports be like>Live from a sold out George Floyd Memorial Colosseum, it’s MONDAY NIGHT SPORTS! Tonight we have the Houston Machine Guns vs. the Memphis Cougars! In just 15 minutes, we will be beginning the pre-game pre-show brought to you by Mazda. Zoom zoom! We’ll have a performance by Lil’ Shaboingy and Nikki Gayporn. But before that, we will have Chief Raping Bear singing the white genocide national anthem. And now a word from our sponsor.>Here at Raising Caines, we believe in family, food, and the state of Israel. That’s why for this months Pollo-Palooza, we will be donating 15% of all proceeds to AIPAC
>Houston Machine GunsFormerly known as the Quebec City Snow Shovelers.
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>>225565060Well thank you for bumping my thread, at least.
>>225564893it really be like that
>>225564893Kek
>>225564893>Houston Machine Guns Close enough
getting drunk and standing cold and hungry for 3 hours in icy rain and wind to watch stult vs hamton play nil-nil late on a tuesday night in october only to have to get up at 6 tomorrow morning.
>>225565938Sounds absolutely class
>>225564893Is Cane's really doing that
>>225567778Well I mean technically every dollar you spend anywhere makes its way to Israel.
