An Englishman, a Welshman, and a Pakistani are all in the maternity ward waiting to hold their newborn sons. The doctor comes in and says “gentleman, I’m very sorry to inform you, but there’s been a bit of a mix up with your children, and we don’t know which is which. So we’re going to let you each claim one and hopefully you pick the right one out”. The Englishman goes first, as is his God-given right. He picks up the obviously Pakistani baby. The Pakistani father says “hey, that one is obviously mine”. The Englishman says “yes mate but one of those babies is a fookin sheepshagger, so I can’t take any chances”
>>225567799>so I can’t take any chancesWell, he clearly does
