Prev >>225561484‘cado edition
new more like poo
anime
too fucking HOT outside
I let a girl completely destruct my life. It's obviously not entirely her fault I was already making some seriously poor decisions. But my situation was somewhat salvageable maybe. Now I'm completely fucked. Getting kicked out. They want me to get rid of my cat. I don't have any way to really object because I'm broke and jobless atm. I am actually about to start a new job but it's too late. Without him I don't wanna keep living to be entirely honest.
>>225568434Don't former obese people have fucked up organs from the obese period? He looks normal now but I wonder how much he aged his heart when he was mukbanging
I'm in the thick of it, everybody knowsThey know me where it snows, I skiid in and they froze
>fatties>people
I obught some new speakers. Waiting for them to be delivered
>>225568443When you call it a plant based meat alternative anything would sound gross. Think of it like boiled breadIt has a nice texture and you flavor it with whatever you want
I am that zero dollar man
Always drama when I ring
>>225568456im not an anime expert but this looks genuinely awful
>>2255686192deep4u
I jerk off to bbw porn ngl
>>225568619It looks like it was animated in powerpoint
>>225568582
>>225568645Tyrone...
Have you ever used hacks on a multiplayer game
>>225568645we all do
the only protein powder I can stand drinking is plant based
>>225568481it's mid october retard
>on
>>225568680I used x-ray hacks in minecraft to find diamonds on servers when I was like 12
^gay
i’m a sentient plant AMA
>>225568699how does that change what I said?
>>225568714Which agency planted you here?
strange thread
>>225568730Not really
I'm watching the U23 world wrestling championships, and team USA's golden boy just got beaten by a fucking IndianI am inconsolable
>>225568717it's a cold month. You're probably imagining the hot weather
>>225568698based pea protein enjoyerMake sure it has leucine included
>>225568759american century of humiliation
>>225568582or just eat meat like a normal, nonfaggot
>>225568759cheated by obtaining a gag inducing body aroma that affects opposing wrestlers
public masturbation should be allowed
>>225568759>>225568786HE FUCKING WON IT IN THE LAST 10 SECONDWHYhttps://youtu.be/5zdU-Y_mr-8
lugubrious thread
I don't get why people care if others eat beyond meat and other plant-based shit, nobody is forcing you to eat it and real meat is cheaper anyways
>>225568504who cares he's a millionaire billionaire now he can just get a new heart
>>225568817>regards, Diogenes
White people be like her fucking ass is too big
>>225568825don't know what that means
>flagI left the porn VPN on...
>>225568825bros casting spells over here
>>225568870Uh oh, Jannys not gonna like this!
lugubrious, like peas and beans and shit like that?
>>225568907
too many musicians doing heroinnot enough magicians doing himoin
who is the toughest gun in Dodge City?
>>225568905they'll never know, that frog could have been lying
VPNs should be illegal. Nobody ever says "hey let me use my VPN for a good reason".
>>225568979virtually every major company on the planet has a private network that requires a vpn
>>225568971Jason
>>225568800Seitan is good though just like tofu it has its uses
>>225568800Thats why i said calling it a meat alternative makes it sound gay. It is just food you can eat. I never said i was vegetarian you gorilla retard nigger
>>225568979Watching porn is good.
seitan? alright."tan".there. said it.now what?i'm sick of the jewish cabal controlling everything.
>>225568979Yeah but sometimes it feels good to do bad stuff and get away with it. Like breaking the rules in school.
My overweight black wife is such a bitch
>>225568481Hot? It's 50 degrees for a high where I am.
act 1 shaitan
LOUD NOISES
one of the benefits of having a usa flag is its extremely easy to samefagniggas from countries like rwanda are forced to be consistent with their takes
>>225569048i hear that bruthacan i get an AMEN!?!!?
>>225568996that's not the same thing
>>225568979>let me use a VPN to circumvent united state's copyright lawThere is a good reason for you
>>225569084yes it is you stupid jeet
>>225569084on both a technical level and a legal level, it's identical.
>>225568979very chinese way of thinking
Single brothers, I need yall to man up and marry these single mothers out here
>>225568759>wrestling with an IndianImagine the smell…
Creeps up behind meover my shoulderturn around try to see but its nowherenoided, noidedstatic on my blindsideI've seen footageI stay noidedI've seen footage I stay noided
>>225569105>>225569107that's done for security reasons. Private citizens don't need that other than hiding illegal shit
>>225569137Every white girls dream
vanilla ice got bars
It's illegal to do a bunch of drugs and drive around in a car
>>225569149>you don't NEED that>let me tell YOU what YOU get to haveEat my asshole while I'm actively having explosive and acidic diarrhea you shitlib faggotfuck. Ever since COVID I do whatever the fuck I want. Only a cuck asks the government for permission or worries about what other people "need".
Putrid stink coming out of my gay ass and also I'm ugly
I’m gonna say it
>>225569212
>>225569212you wouldnt say it to my face
i got the diamonds, scrapin, sidin, wastin my life in altered states dem back it up, i got the fever
sort of thing i'd do back when i did tons of edibles is vividly imagine being beheaded
>>225569254It'd feel like a large sharp pinch and then you'd be dead before you knew it
thankfully the good guys always win
>>225569243Goddamn when are those fuckers gonna release new material? How long does it take?
>>225569262Aren’t there accounts of severed heads continuing to be conscious for a while during the French revolutionary guillotine fiasco
>>225568434not bad, good for him
>>225569341a bit of a difference of method
back from costco
>looks at timehmm yeah good time to smoke weed and make nachos I think
politics was better when it was boring
>hmm yeah good time to smoke weed
'Za and wings inbound
>>225569494toppings?
>>225569467King, that is a clutch idea. The nachos and weed synergy? You know ball.
>>225569482WE ARE 1 SECOND FROM MIDNIGHT
>>225569494i know youre eating little caesars
just emitted noxious gasses
made the clutch move of ordering pizza at 1 am...
>>225569510femboy pizza chain idea, where toppings are called bottomings
>>225569512shit bro ts just a regular saturday to me yfm no kizzy ofng iaegl
>>225569542gay
old black joe is still picking cotton
>>225569510I got a deluxe pizza (Pepperoni, Italian sausage, green peppers, mushrooms, and onions.) and buffalo wings>>225569520Fuck you, bitch. You would never make that accusation to my face
just ate 2 'healthy' (no sour cream etc added) baked taters, and now kind of wish to never again eat a potato
>>225569536its 3:30
browsing cats subreddit
got a 6k loan to buy watches and send to online strippers
>>225569585is it you?
Where did you /cum/ fromWhere did you go
Moms birthday today, 50 years old
>>225569585invest in bitcoin, wait 50 years. Retire a millionaire
Call of duty downloaded, dominos ordered, weed rolled, beer cracked. This is going to be an unforgettable night.
buy a bike maybe, brass knuckles and reinforced shoes and something that changes your hair color instantly
>>225569600>50how old are you?
I used to wear an american flag tie. I found out everyone was making fun of me behind my back about it
>>225569604dude is set!!!!!!!!
I'm addicted to sending evil strangers money
>>225569620>I found out everyone was making fun of me behind my back about itand they were all lefty retarded faggots, keep wearing it
>>225569602im dead in less than fivegood one though. I had coins in 2022 that would be valued in the millions today if I wasnt such an adhd retard
>>22556961825
Whenever I smoked weed I was so freakin zonked out it was hard to concentrate enough to play a video game skillfully
>>225569645findom probably has the worst post nut clarity ever
entering my grandparent's room while they were mid-coitus
>>225569645yeah bro, we all pay taxes
>>225569679What about pozpig aids fetishism
>>225569645Just stop paying taxes
crazy to think all the lemon party guys are probably dead by now
>>225569711The heroes of a generation and did we ever even learn their names?
tubgirl is out there, somewhere...
>>225568434Fake writings or it's just for the show. No way that a guy who take dicks in the ass becomes hetero
>>225569686you making me nob hard
Imagine finding out your sweet fat ole granny that you love more than anyone in the world was once known as the tubgirl
there's two
>>225569745He seems pretty insistent about it
I wonder if meatspin is still up
what was it like coming out to your parents?
Rest in peace Franco Fazzolari (Frank) --for thirty years my barber
>>225569789Do you repost whatever you see on twitter here?
>>225568651Idgi
>>225569820mind your business
im tired
>>225569832Jesuss macs are just disgusting
took a midday slumber award
>>225569841Quorn is a vegetarian meat replacement product that’s basically just big clumps of mold
>>225569787I planned on running away instead of coming out, instead my mother made me watch boys don't cry and told me that's the risk I'm taking, I told her it was a risk I was willing to make, she helped me pick out a new name and scheduled a therapist the same day. Unfortunately she also told all of my family members. My brother made fun of me for a while but ended up accepting me.
>>225569542or how about we just chuck you faggots head first into the oven
youtu.be/09glmnLsnKUboys dontu cry
>>225569901lol
Tom and Jerry. Good Stuff
>>225569901>Boys Don't Cry is a 1999 American biographical drama film directed by Kimberly Peirce, and co-written by Peirce and Andy Bienen. The film is a dramatization of the real-life story of Brandon Teena (played by Hilary Swank), an American trans man who attempts to find himself and love in Nebraska but falls victim to a brutal hate crime perpetrated by two male acquaintances.Is that to say you’re a pooner
>>225569901>Unfortunately she also told all of my family memberswhy do mothers always tattle every bit of information we give them
>>225569878I can't take naps, they fuck me up. I will never feel woke up the rest of the day, and it fucks up my sleep schedule.
>>225569891Well does it taste good? I've had meat replacement foods before, none of them taste like meat but the ones that are actually good usually don't try too hard to. They just try to get close but also taste good in the process, like field sausage
Most NYCers are buried in Jersey or Long Island because cemetery plots in the city are expensive
>>225569916*bottom first
When WoW Cataclysm came out, it was obvious that the female goblins were based on black women. It gave me jungle fever for a bit, and I started trying to seduce all of my black girl classmates
I'm bicoastal from Mahopac to Malibu
allow me to tell you about your country and why I deserve everything in it
youtu.be/QFgcqB8-AxE
I self insert into Clark Kent. Not Superman, Clark Kent
>>225569585how'd you get the loan
release the tension in your buttocks
>>225570013Vegeta headass
Beautiful Oyster Bay, Long Island
>>225570000Checked
>>225569779This is a man who filmed a backlog of videos and secretly pretended to be 400lb for 2 years
I asked a girl named Merissa to go to the skating party with me in the 5th grade. She said "I'll tell you tomorrow". She avoided me for the rest of her life.
Fuck I wrapped these so shit, she came over earlier than thought
>>225570145she who
Bought a ralph lauren polo jacket
>>225570199post pic
alri rabbi i will race mix but only if you provide a cute latina or kween
>>225570199me stuffing my ugly face with doritos
>>225569679It doesn't feel that bad until either the next day or you see the bank statement
*puffs pensively on my crack pipe*
>>225570209
Elon's flying, jumping, or whatever car, was pretty cool, right?
>>225570228looks good
>>225570199youre one step closer to becoming a long Island guido
>>225570155My mother, who is now 50 as of today
>>225570228you could get same from Land's End for $25
where are the messsssicans?
>>225570242Guidos buy like versace and dolce and Gabbana and stuff. Ralph is more yuppie
>>225570227indubitably my dear cohort
>>225570217I bet you are a secret chad waiting to face revealNo actual ugly person talks about it this muchI would ugmog you into fucking oblivion
>>225570253Post proof
>>225570230The seethe it generated was good
Enjoying my posts? Don’t forget to like and subscribe. Also hit the bell icon! *ding ding sound effect*
kick gypsies down the stairs
>>225570259they're being racist against each other in hilo / lat generals
grilling some nice chicken for my fajitas this eveningfall grilling is mega comfy
>>225570230Just ordered one
>>225570325just ten easy payments of half a milly and the rocket car is yours
>>225570230yes
thinking about getting on adderall
Versace, D&G, and RL are all yuppie scum core.TRVE CHVDS buy Hugo Boss, the official tailor of the Nazis.
why are these french people rioting? for the hell of it?
nazis lostconfederates lostcanadians against indian immigration lost
>french peoplea stretch dont you think
>>225570342is this real or fake?
im the pride of the gypsies
For fricks sake this is the 4th time I've gotten sick in 2 months
>>225570380and yet, you will never, ever be a woman.
few years back, when they let me have adderall, i took a decent amount of it, and spent 11 hours doing nothing besides drawing this thing
>>225570412Cute
It's sad that luxury went from picrel to a plastic dash with a tablet and some plastic chrome on the grill.
i’ve received many (You)s on pictures of my face telling me how ugly i am. however i got one from a woman and she said i was handsome. however she was black
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMqlmMDJxJQ
playing dress to impress with my baddies
>>225570496black women almost always date their own race, id consider that a compliment
Watching the Maury Povich show
you guys have seen the road runner coyote cartoons right?from warner brothers or whateverdid you know roadrunners actually mess with coyotes and tease them, because they know they can out run themand hey do it for funroadrunners are cool, my aunt in Omlahoma had had some near her house I could feed by hand
Thought about buying a small bus and doing #vanlife once
>>225570539Black women almost always date their own race because that's their only option. The second a middle-attractive white man gives them a crumb of attention they are drooling. I worked with a black girl from Ghana years ago and she kept trying to fuck me, it was relentless. The indian girl who worked in the training department kept trying to get me alone too. At that time I was a solid 8/10 because I worked out 6 days a week, brown women literally cannot stop craving white seed but they are rarely rewarded with it. I ended up fucking a ukrainian midget girl (not literally, just 5'0") instead.
america runs on dunkin
>>225570597I thought is looked good for about 5 minutes once, then reality set in
>>225570473I blame the Japs
>Johnny Oysters is sleeping with the fishes… Capisce?
you can blame the japsi can blame the braps! (imagine the smell etc)
>>225570473those things were rolling coffins if you ever got into a car accident (though)
>>225570602хopoшo
Talk
i wish i were a boston guy
Grok, write me a funny post, make no mistakes.
>>225570633Don't, they were offering amazingly luxurious cars long after American manufacturers decided rusty shitboxes with chronic mechanical failures were the way to go. The rise of the Cadillac Escalade and its niggerish implications really did irreversible damage to modern luxury cars.
>>225570662Can't, I'm watching UFC and eating 'za
My grandmother said I look handsome in my Milwaukee Brewers jersey
This Mohammad fellow seems quite problematic! I hope somebody tells our friends in Arabia so that they don't get the wrong idea!
>>225570633Actually, you can blame the Jews, as cars shrank due to the 1970s oil crisis, which was caused by the Arab oil embargo, which in turn was spurred by Israeli warmongering
>>225570701bro is genuinely watching buckley vs malottbro is genuinely watching the prelims of buckley vs malott
>>225570722Just until the basedball
>>225570706i'm brewin a large shit in my colon, if you get my drift
>>225570722bro might be cooking lowkey
why doesn't www.4channel.org slash /int/ - International have a store? merch? it would probably sell very well.
>>225570722bro is gooning to voluptuous cosplaying e-thots
life really doesn’t get much better than eating chips and watching tv. that’s why everyone does it i guess
>>225570731At what age did you start watching baseball
Finally slept. I did it guys
>>225570761the merch in question
Why are millennials more racist than zoomers
>>225570773Do you think Franz Ferdinand would have gone out that day if he knew that his death would spark the greatest war the world had ever known?
>>225570672Jap cars are luxurious but in a boring way. Wish manufactures would look at old concept cars and use that for inspiration. Imagine a car based on the Lincoln Futura, would be kin/o/.
>>225570799Why are you obsessed with zoomers?
Imagine a cat riding a motorcycle, that would be ridiculous.
>>225570810don't get upset just answer the question
i love you guys
>>225570829Not interested
>>225570803Would you press a millions will die button if it means you’ll also die? What about if it also means your empire will get partitioned?
You see what happened to Longbeachgriffy
I had a poop where after I had to get in the shower today
>>225570807>all that glass coming right into your head from every angle in an accidentFML. It's a neat concept but I don't think people would actually enjoy driving around in what is basically a fish bowl. Jap luxury is like practical luxury. It's not flashy but it definitely is comfortable and pragmatic. Even their "non luxury" upper trims absolutely mog American top trims. I drove a Nissan Armada for a week one time and it absolutely wollops the Grand Wagoneer which is its direct competitor.
>>225570772Idk like a preteen
>>225570880Get a bidet
>>225570911>bidetspeak american, frenchie
I love college football so much. So many upsets, unlike the no fun league
>>225570955Sportsball
i wish there was a good version of spotify
>>225570911it cost money
need to charge my jo crystal
>>225570965anything specifically? my uncle works at nintendo and could pull some strings.
>>225570972i can help you with that
reminder that Brazilians are born in eggs
I’m vegan, feminist, atheist, bisexual
The lying has to stop
>>225570880literally just did this
>>225570967It’s only like $100 to get one of those toilet seats with a built-in bidet
'enjoying' classical music
i shit naked and blast the poo particles away in the showeri haven't used toilet paper in almost a year and i shit at the same times every day
>>225570874No. What happened
n...
>>225570995They’re doing this to me tomorrow
>>225571039I shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain with my wheel while screaming the N-word and punching the wall.
>>225571039plumbers love him
this is some sunny real estate
>>225571040Broke his face
Hey. I love you stupid ass, dick sucking Russian bots and jeets. Ok? I hate you and I hope you all contract rabies and die in a gun battle with EU forces, but, I love you too. Don't overthink it.
this echo dot sounds so bad
>>225571073tsun tsun~
>>225571066How
there's a thread on /h/ that is almost a year old
>>225571073Nobody’s ever talked to me like that
>>225571089He was under the influence of psychedelic mushrooms and landed naked on his face
well, Hasan Piker?https://twitterviewer.net/choeshow/status/2106920005581607312
>>225571073Would
>>225571121never post another link again
Anime posters are low iq
Should i drink tonight magic /cum/ball?
I FUCKING LOVE TINASHE
>>225571152Fuck off
>>225571137>>>/reddit/
>>225571103There are threads on the /po/ 'log from 2021
>>225571173reddit loves anime thougheverbeit
>>225571121imagine her doing tweaker pilates on it
>>225571190They love it in the wrong way
>>225571172bonjour
Rate my bookshelf
>>225571205what's the right way?
the sun has set, the low rumble of a third worlder's car stereo
>>225571241
I farted. It smelled
Nu friday the 13th is bad and mrs voorhees is no longer the murderer
>>225571241Needs more fiction
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1792255425197571.mp4what nigs do after they steal yo bike
Make the new right this instant, you useless freaks!
>>225571267newsflashthey're all bad
going bald means one is very intelligent
>>225571241giga chud
What are the best shoes to farm izzat
>>225571279LOL
>>225571168So yes?
>>225571320heelies
>>225571294WRONG. Friday the 13th is classic horror
bake the new or there will be consequences
>>225571379>>225571379>>225571379
New up on the log
>>225571189What percentage of /po/ traffic is people making a typo while inputting the /pol/ url
ate pizza drank fantasmoked a cig
