Stay broke and mad.
Elon Musk is a nazi.
>includes a full flight system
>>225570797looks like shit
>>225570818He must be popular in Aryantina
>>225570836Look at the current state of BWM and Mercedes design then get back to me
>>225570818based, he's just like von Braun and henry ford
>>225570797claude write me a webpage that looks like a receipt from a tesla roadster purchase, it's the invite only one with the gas thrusters make no mistakes
>born too late to explore the earth>born too early to explore the galaxy>born just in time to witness some diabetic fuck from texas who's too fucking stupid to figure out a clutch and a gear lever crash his car into someone's 3rd story balcony
>>225570797>seating for oneincelmobile
Truly an astonishing amount of seething in the replies. Why do you all care so much?
>>225570797Can't wait to tear up the skies with that badboi.
>>225571135reddit calls it the heckin racism car
>>225570797neat, stay afloat and rad brother
>>225570818thats based though
while i've unironically liked elon ever since he adopted his "chud" marketing strategy persona, i won't change my conviction that electric cars are a scam and toys for hippie treeh*gger faggots
>>225570797Well it produce enough thrust to lift off the ground while carrying you?
>>225570797If you send me one thousand dollar it would be of better use than buying this overpriced toy
>>225570875>these turds look worse than that turd Still a pile of turds.
>>225571135Isn't this what you wanted? Kinda the whole point of starting a bait thread, getting people to care enough to reply. Why are you acting ignorant of the very thing you were hoping for?
>>225571352>ever since he adopted his "chud"bruh, he def was a 4chan anon that got uber rich, and decided to reveal his power level for shits and giggles
The only broke bitch here is OP stealing a screenshot from some twitter roastie and slightly editing it
>>225571610
>>225571542if the average 4chon "oldfag" in 2008(a year long after it had become obvious even to the low-iq herd that everything had already been devastated and was being turned into communism) was someone who called himself a liberal and post shit like this, i’d rather be a proud redditor.
>>225571610>>225570797LMOA
>>225571610>>225570797im genuinely curious how many people will die because of this thing
> invite onlyhow thoughever
congrats on your 131th mortgage fatass
>>225570797the compressed air thrusters in the demo are kinda insane but there's no way theyre selling it like that.they might have a weak version of just the rear thrusters in some cars but you can only use that on private roads/race tracks o algo
>>225571610lmao
>>225571853>but you can only use that on private roads/race tracks o algoThe pre-order thing for the rocket roadster literally says you can't use it on public roads. Like, at all.
so many people are going to kill themselves or others
>>225571930Good
>>225571853>they might have a weak version of just the rear thrusters in some cars but you can only use that on private roads/race tracks o algothey do, yes.
>>225570797I just saw this exact pic on /pol/
>>225571897why even bother then
>>225572191To own the libs and/or prove that you're not a poorfag, obviously
>>225571897im sure they have to say that , same as every car sold today can easily reach speeds that are illegal everywhere. the question is what they include in the car.i feel like the only reason they added those thrusters is to overcome a mechanical bottleneck in acceleration so they can advertise this as the fastest car ever and they dont expect to sell the thruster version ttto anyone but a handful of ultra rich people and stunt/movie people.and none of them will have the thrusters pointing down\up\sideways just the ones pointing back. the down-thruster prototype is just one they'll use for marketing stunts.
>>225571610>>225571628>>225571696>>225571766>>225571887R>>225572006Retard do you think checkout screens are different for each person
>>225572370I think you're overthinking this, these cars are obviously never getting mass produced; you literally need half a ton in nitrogen tanks to produce like 2 seconds of thrust.The roadster is still vaporware, it was supposed to come out in 2017 which is almost 10 years ago. Anyone still believing Musk at this point are just braindead fanboys
>>225572402The dimensions and cutout are exaclty the same
>>225570797lmao did you really give elon an interest free loan of 500k
>>225572434they said in the talk theyre gonna include regeneration capabilities inside the car. as in theyre going to be compressed-air thrusters and the car includes a built-in compressor.the only purpose of this is to have the most momentary acceleration of any car ever made
>>225572370you can check the website or watch the demo, the car has three versions, road-legal version only has the suction system.
>>225572402Seethe
>>225572402>identical cut-off points through the exact same areas>identical size It's over bud. Your little larp failed.
>>225571610BTFO
Elon Defense Force bros?
>>225571141I can understand why people are trying to fly away and escape this stroad-ridden hellscape
>>225570797>>225571610
>>225572861
I saw an opel manta today and nearly crashed my van, when do u ever see an opel manta?a manta is a lot more exciting than any yank space magic developed by a satanic pedo
>>225573344>when do u ever see an opel manta?Pretty often, they are common rally cars and hobby cars here.
>>225570797least believable part of this is having 500k on hand and spending it on this, unless you are 9 figures gigarich someone who does half a mil impulse purchases is gonna get himself a mclaren or a lambo
>>225573339they really know his supporter are manchildrens
>>225570797I'd rather invest 500k than spend it on a car
>>225572370Is it really a "car" if it has no passengers?
>>225576622yes ofc it is but in their demo it was a robot car.they will probably keep using that for marketing stunts like he said they want to recreate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5LdesoNFpYbut with a roadster i think the rocket roadster (the version with 10 thrusters they showed in the demo) has like 3/4 of the deltaV of the evel knievel rocket so theyre probably going to compensate using lateral speed.
>spending 500 grand for a box you sit in to go from A to BDo people really?
>>225577597They get to feel superior to you while doing it
>>225577612I barely go outside though, and only drive to my gym down the road.
>paying 5million dorrars for plastic craplmao, retarded yellow techblo
>>225570797All vote NOW for DRUMPF who gave the US of A irl Back to the Future in the current year (maybe)
>>225570797is it really this easy to scam retards?
>>225577597Yes some people are fucking stupid. There are people out there who pays $1M for low quality noisy italian shitboxes
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