u wot m8 headish
>>225571903why are we like this
know a lad whose ex revealed over fb that he asked her several times to cuck him with a bodybuildergrim lol
>>225571926
I love Pope Leo
>>225571864hopefully the students succeed and education gets completely overhauled and the rest of the world learns from these reforms.being forced to do homework after going to school for 8 hours was torture, i wish it on no kid.
>>225571903businesslike by the end once they got stools in their hands
i live a completely unfufilling neet life but i dont even think a job would change anything
zoomers are taking over
the toilfu showed me her new tattoos. not sure what they mean though
>>225571952could do with a big bomb going off over europe
those two mexican cartel assassins in breaking bad were pretty shit at their job huh
ALERT! Trumps MOAB/ NUCLEAR Priming, Israel Preps BUNKERS, UKMTOs Shocking Admission!
>>225571963why do women do this.
>>225571949i will impregnate korean women
>>225571963*masked gio scotti pic*
>>225571949>>225571952>>225571963>>225571966so these were the zingers
>>225571966mental oneyng shagged her arse while looking up younger arses to shag
>>225571978https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqAuBg_WHEA
women are honestly bigger freaks than men are
>>225571952
>>225571952I will never take daytime riots serious ever
>>225572008there's a reason they weren't allowed to voteunfortunately we have to suffer the full blown consequences of our ancestors allowing them to do so
give me a good film that isn't imdb slop
>>225572034gay porn nigga 12
>>225572005big hypocritical from him is it not?
>>225572034don't know what that means so i'll just say payback starring mel gibson
Did Braveheart run away? Did Payback run away?
>>225571910
tummard cries out for a 'za
>>225572034angel heart wicker man orignosferatu 1974
>>225572034Take Me Out to the Ball Game (1949)Frank Sinatra dances for like 10 minutes straight, it's funny as fuck.
remember when that aussie primary school named an emu spazzie mcgee
>>225572034big poz load: the movie
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1792272403349491.webmwonder if any scene like this has ever ended with the bloke getting testicular torsion
>>225572034Something chill, my slime. Maybe from your childhood x
Europe needs to return to the faith Ireland gets a wog for each precious child they aborted
old money aristocrats go to oxbridge and take history, literature, philosophy and science and maths (intellectual gentlemen)new money and middle class plebs go to oxbridge and take tech, engineering, medical, law and finance
got the duran duran on so i have
>>225572009rorke summoning ritual
youngins don't remember how banging this track was back in the day yanohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7s9eKDQn9c
>>225572115nothing wrong with the careers you listed as new money.
>>225572115i went to uwe bristol :/
there are no downsides to taking steroids at all
genuinely i mad how every single countryside town is now being ethnically replacedit's not just the cities anymore
>>225572134hairloss
>>225572138the orcs have reached the shire
>>225572138mine isn't
>>225572147only if you're genetically predisposed to it
>>225572134Small balls, premature aging, not being able to produce your own test, acne and women aren't in to roidcels
expert here, I think France might be in a bit of a pickle
mad how Josef Fritzl is still alive, bastard is 91 years old and still living life in his jail.
>>225572175>>>/fr/
>>225572175Need it saved
>>225572138ok? don't see the issue, these people have nowhere to go, they are asylum seekers, maybe try some empathy?
>>225572175needs more immigrants
>>225571952john honey on a mad one again
>>225572178jog on chief
>>225572163i am
remember that meme where pepe clown (it was a popular meme at the time) gets sad and puts on a hitler hat because notre dame was set on fire
>>225572213no sorry
>>225572176madlad outlived RJ Mittemust've been 10,000/1 on bet365
>>225572171this has been debunked>>225572211well you can always roid after you go bald naturally then, nothing to lose at that point
mum has been burning that bloody white sage hippie crap again
>>225572222it's so funny that that website exists.
right so thag the late night mcdonalds orderedm then
>>225571903>knowledge is power
almost all the big roidlads at my gym are balding now i think about it
>>225572229Throw a bible at her
>>225572236screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeam
>>225572227going bald as a sub5 man is like fining a man £1 million who has 10 quid to his name
might have a tommy ____
I wonder how rorke is doing time to time. I hope he's well.
what's the point of caring about all that blackpill stuff if it just makes you miserable
rustler burger: in the air fryerkleenexes: readygay porn: loadedcock: tenting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlHtwYAh2I0
>>225572275rorke herenot doing well
>>225572249remember to let Romesh your delivery driver have some, if he hasn't already
>>225572281quite literally living the dream lad
>>225571926low IQ, inbreeding, alcoholism, no morals, shit country
i remember back in highschool we found out the old facebook page a teacher had that was abandoned for like 10 years, she had a weird obsession with chocolate milk, so we started randomly bringing up chocolate milk in class and saying it in sentences that had nothing to do with it just to subtly mess with her.
>>225572278because if you are blackpilled you avoid obscene amounts of miseryi wish i was blackpilled much earlier in life
>>225572303>low IQone of the highest global IQs>inbreedingcompletely baseless>alcoholismdoesn't exist>no moralswe're the salt of the earth>shit countryfeel free to move
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXM3xlJ9_9k
we love her
no luck catching those killers then?
that's a bloke
>>225572326pitiful bait
>>225572326done him
>>225572329can't BELIEVE this creature has a functioning uterus
>>225572327i'm 99% sure this song was in saints row 4.
got a hoodie on in bed
>>225572326fucking sent that freak flying
>On 19 April 2008, Fritzl agreed to seek medical attention after Kerstin, Elisabeth's eldest daughter, fell unconscious. Elisabeth helped him carry Kerstin out of the chamber and saw the outside world for the first time in 24 years. He forced Elisabeth to return to the chamber, where she remained for a final week.[3] Kerstin was taken by ambulance to a local hospital, the Landesklinikum Amstetten, and was admitted in serious condition with life-threatening kidney failure. Fritzl later arrived at the hospital claiming to have found a note written by Kerstin's mother. He discussed Kerstin's condition and the note with a doctor, Albert Reiter.[32] Medical staff found aspects of Fritzl's story puzzling and alerted police on 21 April.kek fucking retard why go through all this hustle with imprisoning your own daughter and raping her and her inbred kids for 20 years only to basically turn himself in instead of just killing the sick kid and disposing of her body like any normal psychopath
did you really need to reply to yourself twice mate
wearing a bed on my hoodie
nary a pixel
>>225572373ahah you're raging
>>225572326truthful post
There's a facebook group dedicated to unsubbing from BeardMeetsFood and Deji has not commented on any of this.
>>225572303We have a massive class divide. Scum class are absolutely foul 3rd world tier. Normal class are placid serfs. Upper class revert back to 3rd world tier with fancy accents and lots of money. Then there's a fairly considerable group who are not necessarily in a class but are exceptional, this is more common than any other nation in earth. It's that group that carries this country like a mill stone around their neck. Inventors, entrepreneurs etc etc. The placid normal class suit this system well because they'll do whatever they're told and do it well. They're like human playdough.
>ahah you're raging
seething
he's well mad
melty
>>225572369https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cDFd9m4-Pshe was fucked up, it's mad.
>>225572369I'm some ways this proves he wasn't a monster. He was just misunderstood.
>>225572391melty
i'll post a picture of my willy and bum for a tenner
>>225572386>dedicated to unsubbing from BeardMeetsFoodwhat did he do apart from ditch his fat wife who looked 10 years older than him?
stop spamming mate we get it you're upset
genuinely don't know who's having a meltdown and who's supposed to be indian
spastics bickering is it?
like 4 different meltdowns going on
adding a splash of balsamic vinigger to my pasta sauce
just made a post on /mu/ ok
>>225572439balsamic, balsamic, balsamic!
yeah, it's definitely me who's seething yeahcourse matecool as a cucumber you lad lmak
got the death note soundtrack on
>>225572417doesn't enunciate properly
if you don’t hate women you’re simply not paying attention
>>225572418>>225572448who are you talking to
I have no idea who the thread personalities are and why they bicker. I know of mousenonce and employed women. The rest of the incel cast I only hear about. I just look past the posts that discuss them. Maybe I should investigate the lore, but it looks boring as fuck.
weather app says it's currently raining in my location but i'm peeking out windowberg and i see no such thing, just a bit cloudy ent it. sick of being lied to
>>225572458I don't hate anyone
mega melty loooool he'll be here all night
>>225572457he pisspronounciates a lot of his worms!
haha he's going fucking mental
>>225572465the only ones that actually exist are employed woman, catyank, and belgium. the rest are figments of schizos imaginations
>>225572478not happy with this one
>>225572465no one cares about your shite pattern recognition abilities you tedious failed normie wankerit doesn't make you seem aloof and above it all when you flex your ignorance now shut the fuck up
>>225572474gp
one of the biggest meltdowns i've seen
Is a tripfag I have filtered posting right now? Who's melting?
>>225572486this nigga has an encyclopaedic knowledge of /brit/ personalities
>>225572485why not squire
not seen a thyroid mentioned for a while
uh oh melty
>>225572486that's him done
Ricky Gervais isn't funny and never has been funny. Absolute mongs find him funny. It's the most basic bitch repeated humour you grow out of at 14. Fake edgy with the same punchlines. He's got like 4 jokes he repeats in similar formats.
This post is dedicated to the godlike Individual of our times; the Man against Time; the greatest European of all times; both Sun and Lightning: Adolf Hitler
>>225572501yeah and?
beard fell off after he started taking his gay filming entourage to every location
a thread for the entire country to post and you get this shite
>>225572519
>>225572495don't know
>>225572529at least they're yorkshiremen
>>225572486You mad I don't know about your internet persona? I just don't care lol. Are you called something zany like fruitfag or pickle toes?
>>225572533sent him flying
>>225572369the way i see it, his children in the basement were nothing more than a pet project for him, like a plant you water occasionally, maybe after 20 years he came to terms with how horrific his actions were and subconsciously wanted to get caught.
probably have about 2 years of hair leftso, i will enjoy every day!
>>225572533Rebel! That's why they had him host the golden globes multiple times isn't it. Such a faggot.
>>225572533roar done that freak
>>225572544What were your Grandfather's whereabouts and movements on the 8th of May 1945?
>>225572551norwood status?
>>225572562i'd say a 2.7
raaaaging
>>225572551guarantee you aren't balding
isn't gervais worth over £100m? not sure why he cares anymore. though saying that his 'work' makes it look like he doesn't lol. probably regretting not having kids and dedicating 20 years to the internet fad of professional atheism. should've spunked up your secretary and sired a fitzricky
>>225572519Watch this and say its not funnyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J--HesZH5GY
>>225572578getting thin up topwhenever run my fingers through my scalp a couple of hairs fall out son
Uhm I'm a super renowned poster on /brit/, my alias is poopicker and I'm know for having a 'melty' on saturday nights. Yeah, I'm kinda a big deal around here.
dadberg was just watching porn thinking his headphones were plugged in lol
>>225572600what porn
>>225572589you can lose up to 200 hairs a day mate calm down
>>225572600get him wanked
>>225572600was it the fake agent where john is shagging the thicc turkish bird and she asks him to stop and he says 'what, your womb can't take a bashing?'I liked that one. seems impossible to find them online now though
>>225572609sorry
>>225572608i genuinely, know word of a lie, heard the woman say 'you like that fucking ass yeah?'so it was possibly anal
>>225572610housed? fed? employed? what about those?
>know word of a lie
>>225572609I meant a couple on top of that. you lose 200 and I lose 202 or 203. it all adds up y'know
>>225572588He's literally repeating the same joke over and over. Painfully unfunny.
>>225572636stop pretending to be me
>>225572636don't believe you've counted
u wot m8
I would thump each of you if I ever was forced to meet you. Just bare that in mind. You'll be thumped if I meet you.
here's my impression of a ricky gervais bit>so i was on facebook just then, you know, the app where you can get arrested for naughty words *crowd jeers/boos/whatever* yeah...yeah I know...never mind the real problems! never mind wars, yeah? or famine or any of that bollocks - big john just called your auntie a fat cunt on facebook! ay? Bloody hell
>>225572643I was being mischievous. I was doing mischief
>>225571341been trying it just now, it's a big difference, like the difference between talking to someone with 80 IQ and talking with someone with 100 IQ.
>>225572662Hideous buildings, they did the skyline a favour. Should have kept the empire state building theme across the city.
>>so i was on facebook just then, you know, the app where you can get arrested for naughty words *crowd jeers/boos/whatever* yeah...yeah I know...never mind the real problems! never mind wars, yeah? or famine or any of that bollocks - big john just called your auntie a fat cunt on facebook! ay? Bloody helllol
right well that's rorke having a meltdown isn't it
>>225572632would hope his dad is already housed and employed
>>225572692you would hope so
im having a meltdown also
Wet knee Houston
Manhattan is peng. They should move all of Chicago's peng buildings to Manhattan
shitting myself
If you like Ricky Gervais there is an ~85% chance I dislike you.
>>225572665mate that was fucking hilarious
>>225572713thanks friend
>Wet knee Houston
>>225572683m8 did you just call my sister hideous
'peng' is it?
>>225572717really tickled my fanny
>>225572721steel beam melty lol get fucked
>>225572730wish i could be doing that myself lol x
I need 3 rorkes for an experiment
get the vocaroos posted
rorke's da does after dinner speaking
Ricky Gervais is way funnier than shite British comedians like David Mitchell, Lee Mack, Peter Kay, etc. He's the funniest comedian to come out of the UK.
Might become a CIA spy so I can go on podcasts and share all the secrets whilst shilling bogus supplements and VPN's
>>225572708The Office was good, and his first two live shows ('Animals' and 'Politics') were alright too. Then he became more famous than he expected and incredibly rich too, and the obsession with Christianity started as well. He's pretty much stuck with that for the last two decades now.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4HQWuAhD78
i should be allowed to live in america and fuck fat mexicans
looky looky man has set up shop in my living room
>>225572768alri benjamin zephaniah jr lad
Only comedian I find funny and original is Simon Brodkin. He's actually witty and smart. Every other comedian is predictable and repeats the same shit.
>>225572768mumberg must be chuffed
>>225572707mental how that was grounds for a civil war then some retard made that we are charlie kirk song with ai and all momentum was lost
saw something about the quran appearing on fireman sam earlier and it had me fuming
say hi to Glenda
>>225572775think you're forgetting a certain mr dapper laughs
>>225572788hi glemda
rorke having meltdowns over...fireman sam
hasn't been a funny comedian in years
>>225572799he always makes a scenedire mong rorkeand his bedroom needs a cleandire mong rorke
I heard that someone was dissing my mates so come at me bro
might shoot up the opps later.
>>225572819ooooft thats a bad yin
>>225572753wieso?
>>225572799it just isn't right mate
having a headache
>>225572867serves you right you russian cuntget out of ukraine!!!!!!
Cant believe my Buffalo Sabres lost I feel totally dejected
>>225572867want to roleplay? me as the doctor and you as the patient?
do y'all fw tate mcrae
>>225572867grow up
>>225572882i'd fuck her if that's what you're referring to
>>225572882dont know who that is
>>225572882yes I miss Colin Mcrae and his racecar games dearly
>>225572882i saw her bare arse when she came to london a few years ago
>>225572882always thought her name is like some cunt you'd see playing for stirling albion or something
any drug-abusing niggas in??
I bet rorke has a fit sister
any poo man in?
Might start a gimmick where I watch a new film every dayMight also start a sub gimmick where I watch a youtube documentary every day
doing a shoottoil of heroinberg
>>225572920actual grow up man you're like 34 writing this
>>225572924
>>225572934stfu nigger you're on 4chan
any gentleman of the poo in?
>>225572898corrr
>>225572943Looks lit george floyd screaming
(to the tune of "burnin' for you" by blue oyster cult)i'm doin, i'm doin, i'm doin a poo
any grown up man in?
how do i join MS-13
looking forward to gta 6 coming out, first thing i'm going to do in it is get a mac 10 and go into a black neighbourhood and shoot everyone
>>225572962LIKE ONE O CLOcK THERE AND YOU'RE POSTING THIS SHITE BAKA
>>225572967Me
>>225572975ydn
makes you think doesn't it
>>225572977clearly not if you're posting here
>>225572991It does not make me think
When I'm watching hockey I put 10 ice cubes in my water bottle and eat frozen berries and ice cream and popsicles so that I can be ice cold and wotanic
>you can lose up to 200 hairs a day mate calm downUnfortunately many millions of men listen to cope like this and don't realise that their hair actually is falling out as part of male pattern baldnessOne day they'll see their scalp and it'll be too late, reaper raped ya
>>225572632>employed?wow rorke have some basic human empathy
>>225572998yanks (and canadians) are so weird about nfl and nhl so desperate to make them out to be more masculine than other sports, not just ths0t they're masculine but more masculine
>>225573025This made me think
>>225572999>it'll be too latetoo late for what? just own it. you'll always be insecure if you're using products and procedures to stop it
i wonder what they do in africa when the footy's on and they've not got any scran
>>225572782lil bro thinks real life is the memes he sees on his tiktok
>>225573022rorke?
I've been saving my lovin'I've been saving my lovin'I've been saving my lovin'I've been saving my lovin'I've been saving my lovin'
>>225573025Tried to open this 4 times now>>225573026thanks for using a finite moment of your life to type this up lad
>>225572753true tbqh hes the only funny British comedian the rest of them are cringe for unfunny proles
Normal>'scuse me mate, got the time?>yeah... just gone 2/brit/>'scuse me mate, got the time?>LMAO dis black negroid zoomer literally pissing and shitting himself about the time haha everyone he's crying about the time heathernonce mousenonce it time for rorkes bbc... *puts on a different voice* lol done him bradley reaction pic
any ching chong asian chinaman in
225573070
>>225573070you sound like you have an issue
>>225573070
>>225572753He's not the funniest comedian to come out of The Office (that would be Smerch). Bob Mortimer is also as funny or funnier than Gervais.
yer ma did porn in the 80s
>>225573074yes mate herro
>>225573061weirdly nihilistic
Anyone remember the no russian mission in modern warfare 2 where you gun down thousands of civilians in an airport?Reckon that did serious damge to my brain playing it at 11 years oldProbably one of the reasons im an anti social weirdo today among many other reasons
>remember the most iconic cod mission ever guys
>>225573111yeah
>>225573111no but I watched videos of itseems tame tbqh
>>225573111think i was too young to understand and just assumed the civilians were bad guys
>>225573124Yeah i remember the pripyat sniper missionWas kino
>>225573110are you one of those upper class argies who thinks they're British nobility?
>>225573035i take two small tablets in the morning and have kept a full head of hair
>>225573135ktimwas a totally ignorant little cruntoid until the age of about 23
Tommorows lineupAs for me I'll be catching the Steelers vs Bucs, after Mass of course.
>>225573111what about it made you an anti social weirdo?
>>225573144hope a meteor blasts your church into smithereens
>>225573144kinda gay
>>225573141and grew a nice pair of tits too I imagine
>>225573070genuinely squealing with laughter at this loool
>>225573168bet greg was chuckling to himself when he etched this into his clay tablet or whateverdorky ass nigga
>>225573168observe how St Gregory didn't care about hair loss
>>225573144Which group of brain damaged roided up black felons will win it all this year?I think dequan julio lawson with his 3 DUIs and 7 aggravated assault cases can bring it home for the giants but da'rick quantavious carter with his 6 domestic abuse cases can really bring the raiders to the next level
>>225573202stfu bitch you paint warhammer
>>225573070screamed out loud
>>225573213much to consider
>>225573152Basically committing virtual mass murder at 11 years old ends your fun loving childhood and turns you into a nihilistic freak who has trouble making friends
>>225573224>>225573224>>225573224
did a high pitch squeal to a post at 7777 decibels once
>>225573144you will be brutally raped
>>225573229I played it and didn't become a weirdo until later in life. You were probably a weirdo anyway.
