potato edition
>men involve in politics:|>woman involve in politics :0
That was a good thread
I'm going to kill myself
>driving is scary
>>225573155Just get your drivers license
I've always liked Donald Trump and I'm sad he became such a polarizing figure.
>dems will stop aithe goyim really believe this
>>225573172I have it.I just haven't driven in years.
Voted for Kash Heed today to become mayor of this chinked-out shithole. ONE JEET TO RULE THEM ALL.
going to download some porn on my phone
>>225573181its true
i drive between 125 and 250 miles every day. I really enjoy driving even though many of the other people on the road should not have licenses.
bought a pack of chips ahoy and half the cookies are crushed
>>225573208How long is your commute?
>>22557322310 minutes. the company car is the one getting the abuse.
>>225573203>they will willingly create a financial crashok
n****r
>>225573235what do you do
>>225573216Complain to the manufacturer and get free shit. —t. I've done this.
>>225573216That’s a stupid cookie choice. You should’ve bought a pack of Oreos and a quart of whole milk. This is God punishing you.
>>225573208I got my G1 at 19, but didn’t do anything with it for five years. I never took the road test, and it expired. I never got my G2 or G. I drove about 20 times, but I haven’t driven in 6 or 7 years.Now what?My dream car is a 2026 BMW M2 or a Tesla Cybertruck.I actually used to hate cars and put “Fuck Cars” stickers on random poles. I was a bike-loving fuck. Nowadays, I’m praying I’ll make $10,000 to $100,000 a month so I can afford a Lambo, a Tesla Cybertruck, or a BMW M2.
>>225573191I don't vote but my first physical interactions of the year was a month ago when some candidate was going around door to door to persuade people to vote for him & he shook my hand as a greeting. I'm so tired of these faggots shoving papers into my door & mailbox every year especially considering their worth is zero to me
>>225573279>My dream car is a Tesla CybertruckLiar
>>225573267they were on sale
Redditors don't like cars
>>225573258i drive
Still hath not filled out my mail in ballot
For we are not contending against flesh and blood, but against the principalities, against the powers, against the world rulers of this present darkness
>>225573313Well now we know why
all the good ass stuff is brapfag shit now thank god for ai
>>225573340Brapfags have ruined facesitting pornI can't watch porn with a freshly showed woman sitting on someone's face without also being suggested disgusting fart and stink stuff
>>225573343Leafburger found the /cum/dumpster?
So fucked up
casey anthony dodged a bullet and doesn't have to listen about how she dresses like a whore at the gym
>>225573370I found them in Panama City, Florida
>>225573366dont understand why brapniggers cant just post an unfarted version and one with the gas layer on is that so hard
>>225573239>financial crashai doesnt create jobs
>>225573387Girl farts are so stinky too.
>>225573343We have many stashed throughout the cuntreeFind them all and you get a prize
dey eat da poo poodey smell da poo poo
>>225573441Same
>>225573395I have been told by the experts that when the ai bubble pops the ensuing crash will be catastrophic.
>>225573476What experts
>>225573441Shigellosis is spreading in the gay community. The bacteria is becoming antibiotic resistant
>>225573323True
>Jamarious deyshawn washington drove his car at 120mph drunk and killed an entire family>That was way more epic than when tyreek demitrious carter beat his white girlfriend to deathActual conversation that NFL fans have between themselves
>>225573483The IMF
just pooped
insufflate the assholeexsufflate the poop fumes
>>225573506Shittington I'm hathing a mental breakdown
>>225573155we all die in life x
would like cute gf like diss
is it not quite early in the morning for your bongmanare you not getting your 8 hours of sleepi worry about you (no homo)
>>225573556His bitch ass works the night shift
joseph is the best jojo
Im voting against Alberta seperatism tomorrow
>>225573590good. it's a silly vote. boomers and their consequences.
>>225573527why you have mental breakdown?
>>225573585not by any metric whatsoever
Can i tell you guys about my stuffed animals?I have beagley the beagleDolphie the dolphinWhaley the whaleSquidie the squidAnd notorious b.i.g the gorilla
>>225573614Don't know. I haven't been able to sleep in days. I'm tempted to check into a hospital
>>225573155Same
>>225573626you're simply wrong
>>225573590There's an upcoming vote on that?
>>225573542Just be yourself and act confidently
>>225573644Yes tomorrow
>>225573665dubs and it passes
Semen left my body. It felt good but i don't feel good about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAaVpVUgGfE
>>225573758epic style
Drunk and trying to make frozen pizza. Hopefully I don't burn down the house
DID YOU READ THE FINE PRINT BEFORE YOU SIGNED ON?THE THINGS THAT WE FIGHT FOR AREN'T EASILY WON.DON'T BE SURPRISED HERE IF NOBODY SHOWSI KNOW YOU'RE SCAREDBUT YOU'RE NOT ALONE
>>225573641>shit stand>his gimmick is running away like a woman>carried by speedwagon and Ceasar>beats kars off complete bullshit>doesnt even stay loyal to one hoenah
Good Saturday
>>225573861good post
>>225573727Dude, if Alberta joins then British Columbia, and then Yukon will join. They'll all be too isolated from the rest of Canada to remain. Alaska will FINALLY connect.
>>225573871BC is too libtarded to do it
I wonder if the people I think about ever think about me. Probably not
>>225573898imagine if all the people you think about got a DVD with videos of all of your sexual fantasies involving them
>>225573881That sucks because I really only want BC
>>225573343nice
>>225573936BC Interior is chud lite it's just Vancouver and Victoria Island that fucks everything up
>>225573590I vote for so your vote is already nullified. Fuck you.
>>225573997That means yours is nullified too
>>225574008that's right fuck you
>>225573919That is only good if you are a freak with cuckold fantasies
All my mental problems seemed to be solved by eating something
>>225573299Never understood what the strategy is behind jamming people's mail full of election spam. Not sure why they think that'll make people want to vote for them Is it 6d chess reverse psychology to try and depress voting by making people annoyed?
>>225574047Do you have the beetus?
every fucking time I try to clean my room I end up losing something important or spill liquid on my computerevery fucking time
>>225574052idk I might
>>225573919My ex-sister-in-law already knows how i feel
when i was in middle school i had a crush on my cousin(female)
Moms birthday went well, we went to Olive garden, then we came home and watched Mr.nobody in the background while opening presents, then we had cake, the cake was way too sugary though.Me and bro are going to buy more beer now that everyone's gone. I don't even want to drink more, I just want to go to bed
dammit, I bought the expanding udon ramen that soaks up all the flavor
>>225574057>spill liquid on my computerJust don't put liquids around your puter
unironically hate my brain
>>225574083then where am I gonna drink my beer?
>>225574092
>>225574100my liver bottom left
>>225574092Tell your brain I said he's a pretty cool guy
I'm so horny if a floating vagina metastisized right in front of me I'd cum instantly
>>225574100I'm the person you're replying to. I don't drink, smoke, or eat fast food. But the last panel is correct.
CUZ WE GON ROCK THIS CLUBWE GON GO ALL NIGHTWE GON LIGHT IT UPLIKE IT'S DY-NO-MITE
>I don't drink, smoke, or eat fast food
>>225574119Some organs are easier to ignore
>>225574092How old are you? Even with 4 years of psychosis and still lasting delusions which cloud my proper judgement of complex topics, I've learned that hating my brain is unproductive and a waste of time over actually changing and getting help or asking people if my perception of things, including myself, is correct. Of course this really only helps if you have someone who's painfully honest with you and neutral, so befriend some mid to low functioning verbal autists.
>>225574131Drinking and smoking make sense because they make you happy but fast food makes you feel horrible so what's the appeal
>>225574131aside from the occasional costco pizza this is me myself and i. cheesed to meet you.
Whats ur favorite
>>225574156Men
>>225574156My mom
>>225574156dfc
>>225574156sorry i'm only sexually attracted to goats
something this average sized*
Bed soonI'll be attending Mass bright and early tomorrow
>>225574182Those are goats
>>225574186Good night. Hopefully no spiders lay eggs in your ear while you sleep
>>225574148I'm in my early 30s. I've been thinking about blowing my own head off every single day for around 20 years now. I'll probably end up actually doing it sooner or later.
9pm coffeetime anybody else ?
>>225574220Binch it's midnight
>>225574220I dont drink coffee
>>225574220my bloodline will die with me
after cumming, you can feel the penis pulsating in you
https://youtu.be/JPy-YCKzIm0
bros?
>>225574259i think you are mistaken hombre. i ain't NEVER felt ANYTHING pulsing in me.unless you mean the LIGHT OF ALLAH WHICH LIVES IN ME EVERY DAY.
Sam B got the thang that go bump in the night
HE DID THE MASH
>>225574266isn't it too early for this
>>225574296its 6 am
apparently STDs are a huge problem in nursing homes because old people keep fucking each other bareback.
Whenever seeing old people, I can't help but feel like I'm looking at a husk of their former selves. It's especially jarring when you're familiar with young pictures and then see them as an old person. Sorry to be vain but it's like an objective fact your body is trying and failing to maintain its true form
>>225574271Brutal.
oh and lots of wild koalas in australia have STDs
>>225574299right. i am rarely, if ever, up at 6am, so to me music with a tempo this fast would just get on my nerves. downtempo in the mornings is alright.
>>225574321??
The fire rises
>>225574156B or F.
Let's all be friends
>>225574361Only if you gib cute latinxa gf
They call me SupermanLeap tall hoes in a single boundI'm single now, got no ring on this finger nowI'd never let another chick bring me downIn a relationship, save it, bitchBabysit? You make me sickSuperman ain't savin' shitGirl, you can jump on Shady's dickStraight from the hip, cut to the chaseI tell a motherfuckin' slut to her facePlay no games, say no namesEver since I broke up with what's-her-faceI'm a different man, kiss my assKiss my lips? Bitch, why ask?Kiss my dick, get my cash?I'd rather have you whip my assDon't put out, I'll put you outWon't get out, I'll push you outPuss blew out, poppin' shitWouldn't piss on fire to put you outAm I too nice? Buy you ice?Bitch, if you died, wouldn't buy you lifeWhat, you tryin' to be my new wife?What, you Mariah? Fly through twiceBut I do know one thing thoughBitches, they come, they goSaturday through Sunday, Monday (hey, hey)Monday through Sunday, yoMaybe I'll love you one dayMaybe we'll someday grow'Til then just sit your drunk ass on that fuckin' runway, ho
>>225574156aa and a and b
>>225574375I can't give people since people aren't property but I'm sure you could find one around Latinxa America or USA
It's my parents fault I'm a loser
>>225574390or in Canadahttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latin_American_Canadians
>>225574394True. I blame my mother for why I am mentally ill. All her sisters are hoarders or deep on medication
where did it all go so wrong
>>225574407Canada registered as Latin American when????
>>225574416Our whole universe was in a hot dense stateThen nearly 14 billion years ago, expansion started (wait)The Earth began to coolThe autotrophs began to droolNeanderthals developed toolsWe built a wall (we built the pyramids)Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteryThat all started with the big bang(Bang!)
>>225574440*praying to God that he will explode your head for this post*
>>225574461bazinga!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKkTy7OH1Nk
>>225574498https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsZI8-9MM0U
You having a fun Saturday night so far?
>>225574571no
>>225574571There's a woman who I only interact with for like 15 minutes a week and I can't get her off my mind and I hate myself
>>225574571Yes and no, the day was good, happy, celebratory, I've been exhausted for several hours now but not trying to ruin the mood so I've stuffed it down behind half a bottle of Jim beam bourbon and over focusing on what my face is doing.I'm now in bed so I feel more relaxed and ready to cry.
>>2255744162005
tomatoes are actually a fruit
>>225574156above G is too big IMOotherwise i like them all
>>2255744161960s roughly
>>225574625You're a fruit
drinking milk
>>225574625In fact they are a berry
>>225574653sent that pedo flying
>>225574661i like this thing that people do now>gaped his ass>bodied that freak>etc.
>>225574705>gaped his assHaven't heard this one, very gay!
>>2255747294u
every month I find some new album I really like and then a month later I'll listen to it again and it does nothing for me
Yo chat, what's dis shii for?
>>225574747https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CneiyoWI0E
>>225574758Film canisters
>>225574394that's fair
saw an honest to god meximutt today
laptop speakers have gotten worse of the last year
favorite pornstar as completely bogged herself in the last few years. Bad fake boobs and large bad tattoos
>>225574795who
>>225574795mine has gotten fat
>>225574806demi sutra
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hPG3ZNSY5Esthe lads
>>225574779Eeeeewwwww a boomerrrrrrr
canadabros what happened in alberta army base
>>225574831film photography was a brief trend among zoomers during covid for some reason
>this dead on a Saturdaygrim days for /cum/
>>225574872Zoom Zoom is chatting it up in the discordHe has abandoned us
>>225574872normies are partying and having sex
gonna win $24 betting on football
ive heard people party less now
>>225574872it's 1am broi'm going to fukken bed after i undo all of my bdsm gear
>>225574920its 10:30
>>225574834i farted
Westernized asians fold instantly when a black person accuses them of racism, I feel bad for them. When crackaz are gone they're gonna be the new punching bag for sure
>>225574932maybe on the worst coast lol
Just found out gnomes are real, absolutely spooked
>>225574959I killed a couple of gnome warlocks today in stonetalon mountians today
>>225574959They are benevolent beings
>>225574938best coast > least coast
>>225574974what exactly is good about it
im getting my euro passport next week
>>225574986MeI am goodAnd I live here
>>225574993you make a compelling argumentoff to bed
>>225574970Not all of them
>>225574986we dont have New york city or newark
Alright goodnight /int/. Tonight was pleasant and I hope to see you guys tomorrow
whats the name of that one rap song with the asian sounding ebat to it and its all "Dun dunna dun dii dun, dun duh nuh nunni nuh"?
i live in the midwest of the east coast
Found a black supremacist channel and the content is what you would expect >This game making fun of hood niggers is a CIA psyop>We have always been a peaceful people before the WHITE MAN>Wypipo didn’t let us make our own institutions, if they did we would out compete them
>>225575023hope you have nightmares tripfag
>>225575010like la or san fran is any better in current yearall cities suck
>>225575023night bud
kill india and israel
>>225575040San fran is comfy
>>225575024wait never mind, I found ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPoKiGQzbSQ
>>225575024INTROROCK MY CURL WITHOUT THE CRISCOCREASED UP KHAKISA 40AND MY PISTOL
>>225575049you'd still have that pretty view even if the city was razedi like to imagine what new york was like in the good old days
what do we do about the fact that women wont have sex with us
>>225575067Obviously we rape them
france is burning, whats up with that?
come to zoom zoom's a place to eat
>>225575088Is this the highschool kids still or something else
>>225575092NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i'm 30 and have never had a full-time job in my lifelet's discuss.
>>225575088And yet American women and LGBT are thinking about moving to Europe
>>225575105Where do you see yourself in 20 years
>>225575111everything the exact same but balder
>>225575066i'd live in this new york
>>225575123How do you make your money?
>>225575107that thing is exactly what yurop needs in her moment of crisis
goodnight
Was watching college football with my Dad earlier today because we were both bored and sick and an ad with Liev Schreiber came on and my Dad said>he played Sabertoothand then I told him his son was a tranny and that immediately ruined that moment given he had no idea.
>>225575152Who What
>>225575151Good night bud
>>225575161sabertoothpedo
>>225575161kike actor who trooned out his kid
>>225575169good night fella
>>225575197Grim
>>225575203dont have to worry about thati fapped too much today, i'm spent. wont do it again until friday prolbyl
That cod mission was pretty jarring
>>225575151Gn pepsidawg
NO YOUTUBE, I DONT WANT NFL SUNDAY TICKET, STOP FUCKING ASKING
>>225575232jarring you say?
>>225575271the audible pop was the worst part for me because it signified what was about to immediately follow
>>225575314ive never seen the video
>>225575321good, make sure you never do
>>225574834Rumour is that an old oil well which leaks flammable gas has been hit with a rocket and caused a massive explosion
if wanted to do nothing and eat crab all day i'd call your mom
It's time for me to go down way downHere they come to take me downtownUnder more concrete than I could ever breatheUnder Satan's armpit dying from too much weed
The Planet Fitness near me closes at fucking 7pm on the weekends
>>225575456That place sucks
11:25pm right now.
>>225575478It really is
>>225575466Why does it suck? Explain. Give concrete details. It does suck but I'm sick of you retard tranny zoomers and your lazy, sloppy assed faggot posts. This isn't reddit, nigger, explain your position.
Fact check: it is 1:27am
>>225575508>explain your positionIt's super gay and overpriced
the wealthiest person in the world is a retard
>>225575515I'm the poorest person in the world and I'm a genius
Been basically in a fugue state like I'm dead and I want to sleep forever, thank you, cheers
>>225575508You could have asked in a polite way, but because of your lack of decorousness, I will not answer you.
My mom brought me a bowl of spaghetti and suplexed me and i blacked out from it but now im awake again
>>225575562>decorousnessThat's not a word
>>225575092
>>225575466You're right but there's only two other gyms around and one is $50 a month and the other is """locally owned""" horseshit
What kind of work do you do?
>>225575589install and repair cameras at a casino
For me it's over
a lot of short people go to the gymit's because they want to feel bigger, so they get muscles
The time has come dear brothers and sisters to lay me down in the dark under the moonlit pines until Mars and Jupiter and Saturn pollinate our minds from beyond time with visions and signs sent from the divine
>>225575589I make boxes and stack them up for the people working on shipping orders to grab.
>>225575608OH WHAT A NIGHTLATE DECEMBER BACK IN SIXTYTHREE
I was walking to the bathroom and my mom pushed me through a window and now im picking shards of glass out of my arm
Funny how the second the lastest shooter turns out to just be a cis white guy you never hear another word about them round these parts
Wish he killed those shitskins
>>225575644>>225575567Bizarre gimmick
>>225575570Yes it is
I don't know whether I'm the boxer or the bag
>>225575661No it's not. It's "decorum." Are you Indian?
>Wish he killed those shitskins
>>225575677Is this a reference to something? This guy looks asian
>>225575676You're Indian
Gimmick posting is the lowest form of wit o algo
When you've walked down every street in Chinatown so many times that the freemasons address you as Pope, but the foam of the ocean is still rolling at your door
i like the term fartnugget because its funny and also a clever way to describe poop
>>225575684>he doesn't know
Keep your crisps roasted and cheesy, my friends.
>>225575685I mean I understand how root words work in relation to prefixes and suffixes. You can build your own words that technically, in a sense are grammatically correct. "Decorousness" is awkward and unnecessary when "decorum" exists already.
>>225575713whatever fag, i dont care
Filled my cup. You? It's stone. Got paste and concrete in here. It tastes like fucking shit.
I live in a collapsed race track control tower with three magpies and a hare, but I am the hare
i need to have sex with a paag so bad
I am kind of racist but also really into black women
https://youtu.be/xUgfBVBxEsA?is=9oi90945zEsPPdqB
>>225575717I like my word better, at least you concede it's a word.
Nice.
Believe it or not, the Chinese
How did people get so obsessed with that stupid dutch cartoon? A the episodes together have a runtime of like 18 minutes and its boring dutch dogshit
>>225575757How mundane
I'm so lonely
>>225575777The girls have smelly feet
I think it works in the context as well>While it shares the exact same meaning as decorum (polite and proper behavior), decorousness focuses specifically on the characteristic of being polite, whereas decorum often refers to the established standard or rules of politeness in a given setting.
>>225575773>Born in Ireland to a British father and a Trinidadian mother of South Asian (Indian), Chinese, Scottish and Spanish descentThe ultimate mutt
I'm sealed beneath layers of wall paint
>>225575817 leaf on leaf violence
>>225575836
Forgot to charge my headphones and they're at 30%
>>225575610>>225575626good job
>>225574156I only date Gs
