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*SIGH*
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Nicholas Prosper
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This is communism
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>>225573229
how little adversity did you face for you to point to that as the reason for you being a retard
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>Jamarious deyshawn washington drove his car at 120mph drunk and killed an entire family
>That was way more epic than when tyreek demitrious carter beat his white girlfriend to death
Actual conversation that NFL fans have between themselves
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shagged tate mcrae on 9th december 2023 you heard this from no one
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you made me thinking about bill bailey
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>>225573247
what was the puh like
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as a white man, what are some everyday methods i can employ to exercise my power over the lesser races?
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I was committing virtual mass murder at the chicken farm in Lumbridge when I was 9 years old
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>>225573224
edition
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what is the easiest way to commit suicide?
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>>225573259
smoke menthol cigarettes
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>>225573264
grow up
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Where do Mitchell and Webb get off saying they thought the writing of Peep Show was too meanspirited and then they created Back which was significantly worse with none of the charm?
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new thread, new me
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must be some sort of correlation with third worlders and cheating in video games
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not sure what's happening over in /fr/ but I'm glad I stick to /brit/
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Yeah honestly i think playing games like grand theft auto and call of duty when i was 8,9,10,11 really messed up my development as a kid
Momberg and dadberg should have really not let me play them
Probably would have had a wife and kids by now but oh well what's done is done
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>>225573259
pull a cronulla matey
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>>225573268
i quite liked that yanks idea, waiting for winter getting pished somewhere theres no cunt around falling asleep and dying
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>>225573268
go to Detroit and say the n word
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going to go get some chicken nugget tacos or some such nightmare
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I was locking my sims characters in tiny rooms when I was 11
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>>225573308
ktim
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>>225573308
>>225573310
that's sad
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>>225573308
for me it was locking them in a dungeon and forcing to make gnomes for their entire existence
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clocks go back next sunday
sunset is going to be at 4:45pm

good god
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>>225573268
why do you want to do that
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what a boring fucking way to play the sims
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>>225573316
kek
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let catberg sleep on my bed now there's probably some blood sucking creatures in there daamn mane
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>>225573318
i dont acknowledge DST
when the clocks "jump forward" i just start coming in at 10 (still leave at 5 thoughever)
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>>225573324
I'm an autistic fuck in my mid 30s and I've never had mates. I may as well throw in the towel
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cody creating luxurious houses and giving sims the best life they could ever enjoy because he knows he won't attain it in real life
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have a blood sucking creature in my bed. been married to her for 3 years
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>>225573314
>>225573329
I know you did it too
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>>225573352
poo screaming
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>>225573352
*breaks down laughing*
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British intel and repression apparatus is the best in the world. They quickly infiltrate and compromise any visible white or Muslim radical to use it for ZOG’s benefit.
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SAVE EVROPA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-qezf6oqwI
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>>225573341
we all die one day anon, and we take nothing with us, may as well find a way to enjoy this existence until then
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>>225573363
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>SAVE EVROPA
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>>225573381
unfortunately there's nothing I enjoy now besides /brit/, and I know how transient this all is. so thanks for the intention but I will be dead soon
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>>225573392
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Where do Brits think they’d be most comfortable in the US if they had to emigrate here?
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>>225573400
poland
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>>225573400
depends
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skibidi 67
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>>225573336
I presume in winter you come in at 8am and you're not a fat HYPOCRITE?
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>>225573384
>>225573396
if i looked like this i'd kill myself
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Just saw a video of an American soldier falling from the rafters and dying at a football game
Just like Owen Hart
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>>225573400
They wouldn't feel comfortable anywhere because the united states is a non european country on the same level as brazil, the only difference being we speak english instead of Portuguese
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>>225573405
oh ok
*sits silently looking at the wall*
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what a strange episode
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>>225573400
US is apocalyptic just like here
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>>225573416
he looks normal
lets see how you look
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>>225573359
yeah I'm sure you know a lot of things lmao
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>>225573422
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just saw a video about how poland is 97% white, and i was like "uhh sweaty, slavs aren't white"
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>>225573425
canadians be like
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>>225573336
based
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>>225573431
brown solidarity in action
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>>225573393
just keep putting it off, no matter how shit things seem. because at least there's still a chance your life can improve.
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you need to disconnect your brain from the internet it's making you retarded
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>>225573438
Watch your tounge whitey
A proud slav is speaking
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>>225573400
somewhere like this
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>>225573435
I know that you're lying
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>>225573472
get the biomass settled there
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Did you know Israelis train cartel members in Mexico on how to decompose human remains in sodium hydroxide?
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Feels sad reading posts from people saying their life is shit and they want to kill themselves

In the past people like that would create art and poetry and whatnot and even as recently as a few decades ago would make music

Now in this goyslopped soulless world it's just the 'cide, the easy way out
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two tacos... small three layer nachos... do I want guacamole on the nachos? do I want churros for dessert?
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>>225573477
whatever makes you feel better about yourself
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>>225573472
looks like where steve buscemi buried the money in fargo (1996)
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yes to all of these.
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World War 3 started in Syria in 2014
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>>225573521
I do feel much better
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>>225573496
there is absolutely nothing to look forward to in this life apart from the next GTA, the next BAME tv series or the next limited edition burger from mcdonalds

once you get rid of the illusion of light at the end of the tunnel (wife, kids, money, house, job, happiness) there's nothing there. no motivation
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i am going to rope because i have a small penis
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wish i lived here
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What happened to Syria is - regardless of strategic value or not - still a major shame. It was one of the last Arab states that was a steadfast supporter of regional resistance to Zionism and US imperialism.

Syria had a capable industrial base, and a military industrial base as well. Syria, alongside North Korea, played a role in laying the foundations for Iran's missile program. The Syrians also had their own missile cities similar to those of Iran's, now destroyed as a result of the collapse in 2024 - as well as al-Jolani's cooperation with the West to dismantle whatever remains of such complexes.

Many "Syrians" who supported regime change may have done so because they desired a more "worldly life", ironically, as a result of the regime change, their lives are worse off than they were before. The Syrian economy is now in a much worse state than it was in the twilight years of Bashar. The dismantling of socialist subsidies for essential products like electricity, bread, or gasoline; the privatization and liquidation of state enterprises on behalf of foreigners; the physical destruction of many factories by HTS and SNA militias; the IMF shock therapy economics, among other things, have all ruined Syria's standard of living.

So abandoning resistance and sovereignty has resulted in WORSE conditions than resisting would have.

All this is besides the fact of the gruesome, comprador, thuggish, and reactionary nature of the new ruling regime subservient to international capital, the United States, and its various regional lackeys. Through their barbarity - including the major massacres in March and July 2025, as well as constant ongoing murders and kidnappings - they have managed to tear apart Syria's social fabric and cause sectarian rifts that didn't exist prior. Even if dissent is subdued by force, this divide continues to fester.
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>>225573537
he already is :)
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>>225573508
>do I want guacamole on the nachos?
yes and also add instant noodles on the nachos
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>>225573341
ill be your mate
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>>225573543
how old are you
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>>225573545
it is porn addicted men who are obsessed with big penises
in reality, women care much more about appearance and height than penis size
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>>225573558
heck no what
I like instant noodles but I don't want them sogging up my nachos :\
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>>225573576
i'm not talking about being slightly below average here, i actually have a micropenis, it's about the size of a bic lighter
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>>225573545
let me see it first
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>>225573566
early twenties
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>>225573543
I used to be nihilistic, then I realised it's a subjective worldview, just because I thought the world was meaningless doesn't mean it is
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>>225573580
you are supposed to get rid of the liquid and just put the noodles
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>>225573576
in terms of actually getting into the bedroom, yes dick size doesn't matter
but then in terms of actual pleasure she's gonna get from your dick is going to depend on it's size
if it's not big then she's gonna be gone fast you know what im sayin mane
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>>225573588
why does that make you despair? is it because you feel you will never experience a certain sort of moment with a woman? is it because you're worried a woman won't feel any pleasure? are you worried about not being able to impregnate a woman?
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>>225573588
>i actually have a micropenis
oh... well...
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>>225573576
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>>225573604
i mean this stuff is objective reality
knowing that a woman will never love you ever is reality
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Dunno what country this is yet lads but look. Their main exports are FISH AND SHIPS haha
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>>225573588
how big is your penis
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>>225573588
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first of all vaginas come in different depths, they're not all the same
secondly, a lot of women are just not that interested in sex... they will do it in a relationship and enjoy the closeness, but they are not particularly lusting after massive cocks or something
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>>225573647
me? 10 inches
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>>225573647
10.1, me
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wish i could magically transform my willy into a 1 incher whenever i'm wanking so i can get a seriously rush from SPH
then for real life it transforms back to 7 inches so i can be a bull for some married woman you know what im sayin mane
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>>225573636
not really, you're just convincing yourself that's the outcome.
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>>225573618
i have seen studies about women preferred penis size and it is 5 and 6 inches
btw it is a myth that men and women have equal sex drives and in general women are not really sexual beings like men are. for example lesbian couples are the group that has the least sex
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>>225573669
wtf is sph
small penis humiliation? lmao
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all a man needs is a family of his own to persist in life without it, its really all pointless
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>Suella Braverman in uni

good GOD
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>>225573623
it's more to do with the fact that i can't stand to be a subject of contempt and the butt of jokes for the rest of my life, whenever someone makes a small dick joke it's like a knife in the heart every time
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>>225573687
amer
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Im 6.7 inches and every woman has said they were satisfied with my penis
It is sexualy efficient
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>>225573689
people are fucking morons you shouldn't care what they think or say
seriously
don't give your heart to the idiots
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>>225573687
looks like ozzy osbourne
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>>225573698
if a woman ever told a man he has a small dick, she runs the risk of him murdering her
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>>225573687
my looksmatch desu
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>>225573704
s
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>>225573672
the evidence sees it that way
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Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes
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Pozzy pozzbourne
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>>225573736
what evidence
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>>225573736
oh yeah you know all small penised men personally? and you know not one of them had ever been loved by a woman? that's quite an accomplishment, you should write a book or something
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Was playing the witcher 3 and then a bear killed me and then i stopped because i got angry
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>>225573764
ok
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>>225573764
haha
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>>225573687
why is everything black&white except her jacket?
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one ranch crispy chicken taco
one chipotle crispy chicken taco
3 layer queso nachos add guacamole
medium cherry coke
two mini churros
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I will slide for evropa
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>>225573689
Nobody really hates small willy men, it's just one of many ways insecure people like to feel better about themselves, or how people joke about human imperfections. If it wasn't a small dick it'd be a big nose or a bald head or being short. Everyone has their cross to bear, nobody's perfect. You can satisfy most woman just as well without a dick at all (lesbians do).

Mines pretty small, not micro, but I have to laugh along with those jokes and remind myself of the above sometimes too.
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might go to bed soon
>>225573785
you are great
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>>225573753
all the dating statistics
how women don't see the average man as human
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>>225573410
in winter i come in at 9am
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would you rather

>get punched cleanly on the liver by Tyson Fury
or
>get shot by a .45 ACP handgun from 10 feet away while wearing a bulletproof vest
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>>225573845
i dont know. i just dont know
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all the dating statistics he says
just all of them
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>>225573843
just obviously not true if you look at any couple outside
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>>225573845
Tyson fury would probably make sure not to hurt you too much whereas the gun doesn't give a fuck. If Tyson's going full force then the bullet is more surviveable.
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good morning brit team
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>>225573878
we are the brit team brit team
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mad how we are the /brit/ team
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>>225573869
how can you be this stupid
those couples are just relationships of convenience. in no way does the woman have any respect for the dude. he's just a placeholder until chad comes along
if she's older then she has found an oofy doofy to settle down with after she had her fun with chad
"just look at the couples bro" yeah i do, and i see how the woman doesn't see the guy as human
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nigga said oofy doofy in the big 26
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Sir Andy Burnham
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im 340 pounds if you just put me in the hockey rink id run the cunts right over and launch at them like a missle
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this is how you need to determine a woman's actual attraction for a man: you tell her that you are unemployed and not that well off
the way she treats you then is how she really sees you
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>>225573909
how are you so fat
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Two economists are walking in a forest when they come across a pile of shit.
The first economist says to the other “I’ll pay you $100 to eat that pile of shit.” The second economist takes the $100 and eats the pile of shit.
They continue walking until they come across a second pile of shit. The second economist turns to the first and says “I’ll pay you $100 to eat that pile of shit.” The first economist takes the $100 and eats a pile of shit.
Walking a little more, the first economist looks at the second and says, "You know, I gave you $100 to eat shit, then you gave me back the same $100 to eat shit. I can't help but feel like we both just ate shit for nothing."
"That's not true", responded the second economist. "We increased the GDP by $200!"
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>>225573912
You learn that from watching Coming to America with Eddie Murphy?
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take bob
bob earns over 100k and his wife has a minimum wage job
yet his wife gets angry with him for not putting the toilet seat down
bob thinks this is perfectly normal
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>>225573932
no idea what that is
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>>225573933
>bob
no idea who that is
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>>225573933
Not hard to put the toilet seat down. His earnings are irrelevant, it's about respect and compromise with the person you're living with.
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>>225573942
It's a very funny movie that you should watch ASAP
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>>225573952
>His earnings are irrelevant
would she be with him if she earned 100k and he was earning minimum wage? would she be cool with him having a go at her for not putting the toilet seat up after she pisses?
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>>225573933
Why's bob done his facial hair like that
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>>225573947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myZLGufsblw
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>>225573965
Whether she's a gold digger is irrelevant. Putting the seat down is more sanitary and aesthetic than leaving it up. The real issue is whether she also compromises or if everything has to be done her way with no regard to what's important to him.
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>>225573995
>The real issue is whether she also compromises or if everything has to be done her way with no regard to what's important to him.
watch >>225573979 and see if you can figure that out
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>>225573807
thank you <3
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>>225574010
How was I supposed to know you were referring to a specific relationship?
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just combed my hair and all this came out
I understand losing hair during combtoil is normal but there's no way I'm not at a deficit overall
my hair is medium-length at best
what's your expert opinion lads
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>>225574035
I'm using that as a specific example, but the point remains for 95% of marriages and long term relationships
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not the potty training issues
oh lawd
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term for a white man who shags latina women: beanpole
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>>225574044
What point is that? That women are horrible and that's the real reason you don't have one.

Have you heard the story of the fox and the grapes?
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might start a riot in paris
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>>225574042
that's a small and normal amount
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>>225574059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZlmlwdF8Ps
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is it just me or is it absolutely fucking freezing
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>>225574069
is it normal to have that amount on a daily basis though?
>>225574074
it's the latter half of october nigga
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>>225574074
aye its fantastic
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>if mummy really loved me she'd never complain about my filthy habits!
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>>225574084
I think so, yes
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>>225574060
I'm not saying women are horrible, i'm just saying they don't have attraction for a guy who's not top 10% looks
that's just human nature
have not heard the story, but after a look i can see that the point is that you don't try because you say it's not achievable and/or bad
i mean that's true. why try when you know your best will never be enough?
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>>225574084
wasn't nearly this cold last night THOUGH
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>>225574108
you're insane lmao
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>>225574116
why?
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5am and mfs are banging on about women for the 90000000000th time
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>>225574140
they are the better sex and they come from venus ok
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>>225574123
idk probably social media or something
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>>225574108
First it was money, now it's looks. This sounds like excuses and cope. A lot of women think they deserve perfection, that's true. That's what feminist propaganda and social media has done. That's bad.

What are you doing about it though? Complaining about a problem without suggesting a solution is called whining. Maybe it's your whining that is making you too unattractive to get the woman you feel you deserve.
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boys go to jupiter to get more stupider
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>>225574147
a 400 degree hellscape that's 96% carbon dioxide with perpetual acid rain that evaporates before it his the ground due to the heat?
aye, I believe you
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We're literally the brit team ok
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i've just received word that the special parliamentary subcommittee for the investigation and development of /brit/ gimmick innovation is being reopened
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>a 400 degree hellscape that's 96% carbon dioxide with perpetual acid rain that evaporates before it his the ground due to the heat?
>aye, I believe you
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girls go to venus to grow a penis
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>>225574199
s
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>>225574166
The answer is there is no solution for most guys. Some are luckier than others and can looksmaxx out of it but most can't. I'm saying make peace with the fact that women are never going to see you that way. You can live life outside of women, there's far more to life.

>Maybe it's your whining that is making you too unattractive to get the woman you feel you deserve.
shouldn't you be on reddit complaining about gen z?
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hiring black applicants into my company so i can fire them
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>Maybe it's your whining that is making you too unattractive to get the woman you feel you deserve.
genuinely you should rope yourself and fuck off
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seeing unchristian posts
aint it the Lord's day over there?
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woman have never ever in my incel life liked me I gave up the idea of ever having one in my life years ago, it still hurts though
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>>225574225
they will rise above you and take over the firm
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>>225574238
hail satan
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>>225573896
yeah you have very clearly formed your opinions from the internet instead of real life
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no departures from or arrivals into Manchester Airport right now, wonder what's occurring :/
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>>225574238
have you seen this video?
https://youtu.be/N0papr1EC44
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>>225574214
Nobody says there isn't luck involved. You can live your life without women, true, but is that preferable for you? What if there's a woman out there who would love you and make you 10x happier if you found and approached her? What if there's actually millions of them? And the reason you'll never know what you're missing is because you think you're too unlucky to beat the odds, so you never try? You're going to feel pretty fucking stupid if you realise this on your deathbed.
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rorke and his bird
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>>225574226
No need to get upset about it once, let alone twice. What if it actually is your whining holding you back? Nobody likes a whiny baby.
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>>225574261
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I guess if you're vulnerable to demoralization propaganda it really does work huh
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need a mysophile gf who will lick up the smegma around the rim of my jeb end
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>>225574257
>You can live your life without women, true, but is that preferable for you?
No it's not. But what choice do I have?
You think I have never tried? I have tried dating apps. I have tried meeting women organically through uni and work. You want me to keep trying?
The definition of insanity is doing the same thing and expecting a different outcome
What do you want me to do? Carry on the humiliation ritual?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx0IiPoyRLY
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>>225574261
I like that he's wearing a baseball bat strapped to his back like a sword. Like a modern day barbarian warrior.
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>>225574290
grow up ffs
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>>225574283
>everything is shit, everything is getting shitter
"BRO ITS PROPOGANDA BY THE RUSSIANS WE ARE LIVING IN PEAK ERA WITH AURA FR FR" fat retard
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aww I like a whiny baby
whining is just how the baby let's mummy know he needs something
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>>225574306
you like babies dont you
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>>225574304
uh oh
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>>225574291
Have you tried east Asia? There's a billion women over there and most of them are crazy for relatively wealthy British lads
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>>225574261
would worship the ground she walks on for a slight glimpse of her armpits
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>>225574322
yes of course I do
only the worst type of people don't like babies
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>>225574328
aw grow the fuck up honestly
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>>225574291
Didn't this start off as a conversation about women expecting the toilet seat put down? Bro just put the toilet seat down it's not that hard
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zoomettes wear too much mascara
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>>225574325
My dream is to live in Japan or SEA for the dating market for white men but I have no way of ever getting there. I can't even find a job and I live with my parents
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I wonder what it's like to not be able to separate real life from what one's seen online
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>>225573933
if you don't close the lid before you flush you are subhuman
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>Just put the toilet seat down bro
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>>225574341
no see it's humiliating because that means she doesn't really love him lmao
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>>225574334
>"Babies" is a title referencing a digital file found on the computer of Adam Lanza, the perpetrator of the 2012 Sandy Hook Elementary School massacre. Discovered by investigators following the shooting, the file contains two fictional stories revolving around a surreal and deeply disturbing premise: the narrator being attacked by babies and attempting to defend against them.
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>>225574358
but then how do you know if they aren't skidders left after the flush?
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*grows up*
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>>225574374
open it again to look
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a toilet seat put down
a clue gained
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>The International Bureau of Weights and Measures votes to abolish the leap second over concerns that it could disrupt computer systems.

woke bollocks
leap seconds were based and they've gone and killed them off
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>>225574386
trust the experts stinky rorke
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really men should be sitting down when pissing at home so there should be no need to lift the seat
standing to piss should only be done at urinals or outdoors
spraying droplets of piss all over your own toilet in your own home is truly disgraceful behavior
this is why bachelor's homes often reek of piss
and yes not putting the seat down before flushing is also retarded
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>>225574346
My mate was homeless crack addict and he turned it around and managed to become a successful teacher in China. It sounds like you've given up even though you've got so much going for you except this defeatist attitude. Be grateful for what you do have, and have a bit of stoicism about the shit that's bothering you.
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start smoking crack
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why don't they spread out
we could put one in Hull
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>>225574415
cor yes
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Adding lots of photos to the Pope Leo folder
Love are Pope Leo I do
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>>225574404
I have to do this because my boomer landlord thought bathroom carpet was the way to go. When make guests have to use the toilet I die inside a little bit.
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>>225574419
Hull lad you should get to bed, you have lots of Hullposting to do tomorrow
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>>225574412
Man you should know how much I want to get better. But you don't know how bad my situation is. I don't have any mates, connections, no father. No real money. My mum tolerates my existence and gives me shit everyday.
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>>225573400
I emigrated here. I think the UK is better, this country is a bit depressing so I'm going to move back soon.
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fucking love gambling me
it's free money!
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>>225574432
become homeless
start smoking crack
hit rock bottom
bounce back
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>>225574439
gp
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And despite that i'm grateful for what i do have. Not being born in a third world country is so lucky when you think about it
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>>225574419
why are we on the other side of the thames>>225574419
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>>225574432
I would move out first then. Bennies will usually pay rent. Move into a houseshare situation if you need to, that's what I did at first. Easier said than done but probably a lot easier than you think.
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shake that white boy bum
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thats 3 boiled eggs on sourdough and avocado toast and sprinkled in everything bagel seasoning washed down with a pepsi max
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>>225574459
um
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>>225574455
I tried sharing a flat but I would rather kms than do that again. I would need my own place. With what I have right now it's somewhat comfy, i got a pc, bedroom and bathroom to myself free of charge.
been thinking about doing night shifts somewhere just to do something
i don't qualify for bennies
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>>225574468
where are you getting avocados?
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>>225574469
shake it
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>>225574476
avocado shop
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>>225574451
In modern times as well, not getting shoved down a mine or into a trench. This has to be the absolute peak. It'll be downhill from here.
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https://youtu.be/ZhB-ethusto
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>>225574476
tesco innit they sell a double pack of two large ripe avocados
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>>225574480
We peaked decades ago
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>>225574479
alright that's enough give them back you know you didn't deserve those avocados and you've made the price skyrocket here I can't buy avocados anymore because mister pip pip cheerio needs his daily "avocado toast" I'VE HAD IT
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sleep rough
shoot heroin
steal food
hop trains
be free
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Isaac Asimov's Terrifying Vision of the Afterlife/ The Last Answer
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>>225574492
>:(
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>>225574500
gp
would do this if I didn't have to save the White Race and Christendom
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>>225574500
literally 10% of london's residents
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alright well I guess it's time to smoke a cigarette and tell chatgpt why I'm upset and angry today
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>>225574452
cause yours is this monstrosity whilst everyone else is satisfied with the homogeneity of belgravia

China's building an even bigger one to one-up you of course.
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>>225574500
honestly im jealous of smack heads and alcoholics
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Can't be arsed can i
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>>225574492
they're never ripe always takes the piss
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>>225574474
If you don't have a job you qualify for JSA don't you? A job might get you out of the house and away from her though so that's be good too. And you'd get more self respect which would boost your attractiveness. Make a long term plan, break it down into manageable bits, and make a short term plan to get the ball rolling. That's my advice but honestly you're asking the wrong people. A male role model you can talk to would probably be ideal.
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>>225574526
get them chucked in a bag of apples
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>>225574496
Decades is nothing in terms of human history. For a million years we were living in trees with wolves and lions on the ground trying to eat us.
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Wish I had a lovely, lovely cigarette
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>>225574551
wlh
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>>225574523
desu drug addiction is its own kind of prison
i wonder if the true vagabond lifestyle is even possible anymore
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>>225574551
do you think she's a virgin?
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>>225574521
Wow the borg could learn a thing or two from that architect
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No you don't
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retvrn
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right well that's another pokemon card order delayed by amazon at the last minute
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Why are you huddled messes writhing in vagabondage? OOOOOOOOOOO
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>>225574528
JSA is a humiliation ritual
I mean i'd rather just stay with the situation i have now. I don't see any possible outcome being any good or any improvement. It's over
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why do the men all love marlboro reds so much
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>>225574572
can't stand amazon i never get invites anymore
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right well that's a sad act giving us his life story now isn't it
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>>225574589
Manly cowboy fags innit
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>>225574589
If I try to smoke lights or other brands they just don't have that same hit and i find myself craving a red. What kind do you like?
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>>225574600
cuuuuuuuuuute! I am refraining from saying the word but you know who smoked marlboro reds
ugh
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>The US embassy in Iraq is the same size as Vatican City. It's the largest embassy in the world.

mad that
one for the pub quiz trivia locked in
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loved silky fags stopped smoking when they banned them outright
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>>225574607
I smoke camel 99s... gold or blue usually... coated in peppermint oil
I used to smoke kools but then menthol cigarettes got banned here
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>>225574623
are newports not menthols? or are they just cheap fags?
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>>225574565
If you turn it upside down it says "orobl jew"
The red bits also make "KKK"
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smoking is low iq
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>>225574635
More like ojoql jew
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>>225574644
thats why I stopped cause I got a clue
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>>225574551
just nutted to this ffs
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Was at a gay club last night and there was an extremely hot muscular bloke in the marlon brando biker outfit but with his hairy pecs exposed and he was flirting with me and bought me a drink.
He eventually said 'I'm going back to my place now' with a quick lift of his eyebrows at me and went to the toilet.
I stood there for a while waiting, but then just quickly left and sprinted to the bus station, realised it was closed then ordered a taxi home.
My arse remains unfucked :(
Too ashamed of being gay to go through with it.
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>>225574644
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>>225574652
get the arse manhandled
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>>225574644
More of a willpower than intelligence thing isn't it?
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>>225574652
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>>225574659
destroyed that cunt
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>>225574659
that's performative smoking
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NEW
>>225574678
>>225574678
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I heard ai researchers are taking up smoking because they're so confident cancer will be cured in their lifetime
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confusing soft or strong correlation for perfect correlation is a genuine sign of low iq
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one of my autistic vocal stims is singing guitar riffs i like but singing suck my big fat dick or suck my big fat fucking dick
currently doing it with judas priest's the rage
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>>225574623
What? Where are cigs banned?

Camel blue 99 is a decent smoke.



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