Flaming June edition
>>225576095Mad how theyll regret their tattoos when they hit 30
>>225576095she looks a bit dimwould obviously
The 1970s was the best decade for synthesizers. People suck off 80s synthesizers but it's really honestly not nearly as good as the kick ass synths of the 70s.Head East - Never Been Any Reason The Steve Miller Band - Swingtown (brilliant synthesizer solo)The Cars - Let's GoAll 70s classics with killer synthesizers.
>>225576095she'd be a top qt if she didn't have all that shit on her face
>>225576120Thanks for informing me
>>225576087would
>>225576087remember making this my profile picture on ___________how embarrassing
>>225576120for me it's when the synth goes mental towards the end of the song "Lucky Man"
where do you think is the best place to find normal adult women without tattoos?hard mode: no synagogues, churches or mosques, no Amish
turning off youtube history so the algorithm can't get me
just spent all my money on an 80s synthesiser and he goes and says that
>>225576120Both decades are so good for music, probably the best.
all hot and bothered now after seeing that tummy
>>225576151You'll get side men and mr beast recommendations then
>>225576087Good editionI always get flaming June mixed up with the garden of Adonis - amoretta and time
>>225576147have to catch them on their 18th birthday because as soon as they can they're making stupid decisions like that
>>225576146
>>225576153Big if true, what did you buy?
>>225576166outside a tattoo parlour checking IDs is not a bad answer tbf
>>225576147it is impossible, even the most normally adjusted wholesome girls have at least one shit tattoo somewhere that they regret
>>225576144once again asking for a photo of greg lake's penisshow me it
watching some andy cooks on youtube this sunday morning
>>225576095Corrrrrr tats
janny's been a complete fucking autist lately, banning me for every little thing and using "off-topic" as an excuse because he has no real grounds for doing so. fucking power tripping redditor cunt!
>>225576147why does she have a bruised and bloody arse
>>225576182I made his biryani recipe and it was good. I dont like his gf though, she never says thank you which bothers me.
I like tattoos especially on small women because it says "I am 18" and makes me feel like not a creep
>>225576193the off topic ban is simply fascism
I have no tattoos or piercingsyou may not have access to me though
>>225576111my sister is 37 and still looks like that
>>225576179no he made me promise never to show it to anyone not even Keith
>>225576195it's actually a tattoo of a binary comet
>>225576193because you're a VPNfag
for 2 years I had a girlfriend and my family never once talked about doing a big family holiday. now we aren’t together suddenly they want to do a big family holiday in the summer. just my luck
>>225576198i quite like her
I've never been to a strip club. I think I would find the whole thing very uncomfortable as I am nervous around women and have never seen a boob in real life (or touched one).
Girlie tattoos are a rite of passage
The French situation should be especially sobering for Britons because the French state has getting on for 50% more officers available than we do, for a near-identical population, and they still seem unable or unwilling to keep the peace. Remember this is a country with a paramilitary police force. They have grenades, rubber bullets and water canons.It’s why the police bend over backwards to appease Muslims and carry out two tier policing. Imagine things kicking off here; they’d stand no chance. And it’s not like we spend more than the French on education.
>>225576147These are AI no? One is blurred and literally computer font
>>225576199what if they got it done on holiday somewhere in europe where they don't give a fuck about age limits
>>225576095love our daphne
new Cyberpunk: Edgerunners anime show next weekthat's something for us all to do isn't it? To watch our anime cartoon. A brief distraction from the crushing loneliness and regret that normally consumes our lives.
>>225576214>:(carl is that you? you can make an exception for meperhaps show me your knob as well :)
>from all boards
>>225576207Ill never forget what a girl did, put one of those insect butterflies between her beautiful tits, i honestly got mad at her and told her it sucks. >>225576219She should say thank you
>>225576225
nth for the baddiedem
>>225576252Do white women really?
The French Situation would be a good name for an indie band
>>225576235You need to calm tf down. 99% of the time, the tattoo is proof she's legal age
playing minecraft on my new ps5 while the office super fan episodes are playing on my laptop :)
>>225576252AI for sure but pretty decent composition, especially with the secondary 'zoomed in' image. Would fool most people I expect.
daddy got a tattoo once on his arm and I was upset with him
>>225576224I went once and didn't enjoy it. just found the whole experience incredibly awkward. how are you meant to react? should you say anything, like "oh yeah nice breasts"? I wasn't aroused at all which is presumably the point, but I was sat with 2 of my friends, with a couple of random other blokes, so what was sexy about that
>>225576267Still definitely wouldn’t go off just that though. I remember loads of girls in my year at school who got little tattoos on their wrist or finger on holiday
>>225576201the complaining ban is worse. banned from every board for complaining
Just listened to Billy Talent for the first time since 2007
They really do. Before or after the act is a matter of preference (but the two things are always close together)
> it's great being able to just sit down and say "the usual"
>>225576111I got my first tattoo when I was 30
>>225576277>>225576291You need to move on from whatever the popular girls at school did to you
don't taze me bro
>>225576315Youre a guy, i dont care about guys tattoos.
Why do people read this shit?
oh yeah nice breasts
>4chan is so edgy man>Has a 50s housewife prudish attitude towards tattoosAlways been so weird to me
>>225576328Because you fucking posted it
Nothing doing but to jerk off rn I guess
This is the only poem that's left an impact on me.
>>225576311Why would you have a usual? Surely your preference in drinks varies depending on the day and the season? I like a dry cider on a very hot day but on a day like today I’d want a stout or porter or maybe a red wine
>>225576335I just hate a tattoo on young beautiful girl, covering her soft skin, it looks ugly.
looking forward to gta 6 but am also afraid it will have some sort of tragedy that makes me sad like rdr 2 did :(
>>225576328They look bad. That's it. No woman has ever looked better for having got a tattoo. I'm against things that make women look worse.
>>225576358
greg lake had one tattoohe got it when he was young
I'm based
>>225576311if you're implying I don't want to talk to her you've misunderstood my postI just can't be arsed with having to explain the type of cut I want and have the chance of her getting it wrong, instead I can just sit down and she gets on with it while we chat away
>>225576360what was the tragedy in rdr2?
>>225576335not arsed about the odd tattoo here or there. it's the shitty little scribble/doodle tattoos like >>225576147 or when they're covered in them like >>225576095 which is offputting.
>>225576363this but also men
>>225576364You cant get a tattoo before 18
>>225576375So it's just the style you don't like? That's fair enough. What style do you like?
>>225576328China is a lampshade hatIndia, a poo being shat
>>225576378studies have shown that women respond well to tattoos on men thoughbeit. Women love a man on steroids with arms covered in tattoos who looks like a jailhouse thug who would clobber other men and then have sex with her
YouTube keeps reminding me that 3 months is a very long time and I like it. Makes me appreciate life, which I am enjoying right now so the reminders of how far I have come are nice
>>225576382yes you can you just need permission from a parent
deep down a lot of women know they look bad and get them to spite men because some bloke dumped them in highschool
Girlie didn't have tattoos but wanted p*nk** p** balloons x
i regret none of my tattoos even my ex's name on my wrist
This is the one passage that has left its impact on me-as I lay in that dark hour, I was aghast to realize that something within me, long sickening, had quietly died, and felt as a husband might feel, who, in the fourth year of his marriage, suddenly knew that he had no longer any desire, or tenderness, or esteem, for a once-beloved wife; no pleasure in her company, no wish to please, no curiosity about anything she might ever do or say or think; no hope of setting things right, no self-reproach for the disaster. I knew it all, the whole drab compass of marital disillusion; we had been through it together, the army and I, from the first importunate courtship until now, when nothing remained to us except the chill bonds of law and duty and custom. I had played every scene in the domestic tragedy, had found the early tiffs become more frequent, the tears less affecting, the reconciliations less sweet, till they engendered a mood of aloofness and cool criticism, and the growing conviction that it was not myself but the loved one who was at fault. I caught the false notes in her voice and learned to listen for them apprehensively; I recognized the blank, resentful stare of incomprehension in her eyes, and the selfish, hard set of the corners of her mouth. I learned her, as one must learn a woman one has kept house with, day in, day out, for three and a half years; I learned her slatternly ways, the routine and mechanism of her charm, her jealousy and self-seeking, and her nervous trick with the fingers when she was lying. She was stripped of all enchantment now and I knew her for an uncongenial stranger to whom I had bound myself indissolubly in a moment of folly.
>>225576402ewthose are the wrong kind of women
>>225576360there's probably going to be a moment where one of the two characters dies unless you had very high relationship points
Right Shower and shave Air the flat out and clean it a bit Then might get comfy with some spicy chicken wings and have a look at this France situation. Love watching a good riot from the comfort of my battlestation. Might even check out a /pol/ thread or two.Wish I could drink but it's Sober October innit
>>225576371Its you that doesn't understand You waddle in there thinking you're the big man asking for the usual and she doesn't have a Scooby who this honking mass in front of her is, shrugs her shoulders and gives you a short back and sides like every other cunt in the place, not even bothering to call you out when your flash goes off taking a picture of her stomach just so you can fuck off quicker
>>225576407Show me her tits
I'll be honest with you lads I've never played a GTA game and I don't own a playstation 5 so I won't be playing this particular video game.
>>225576404Well im not talking about thay althought that also sucks, plus tattoos get shittier as you age so it looks like an old saylors tattoo the older uoy get
>>225576434odd thing to lie about
Show me her tits
>>225576434K keep me posted
Mad how social media can lie to you to stir up feelings of bigotry and xenophobia. Everyone on my social media was saying these lads were French rioters but they’re not. They’re Swedish rioters from a few years back
spent my life on gta iv, single player and free mode, also ballad of gay tonydisappointed by gta v being a no fun no technology no freedom, gambling shark simulatorGta vi will probably be horrible at this rateThe 2008 financial crisis ruined video games forever
>>225576429>>225576449
Get the Yandex back up
https://youtube.com/shorts/Q1h4DOvGtxABlack science man on flying cars: the subway is flying cars
>>225576382>Your honour
>>225576427I'm not fatshe's known me for nearly 4 years and asks me things about my life/family etc that I've told her about in the pastI don't ask for a short back and sidesI got the photo from her insta accountany more wild sweeping assumptions or are you done?
>>225576452What did Sweden do to deserve a riot? What did France do in fact? No idea what their problem is.
>>225576471I do declare
Using AI to operate drones for striking civilian targets has disturbing implications, as it implies that the underlying models are as amoral as their users and possessing of the capacity of carrying out evil acts with no remorse, unlike the throttled versions the general public is allowed to interact with as long as they don't criticize the tiny-hats.Nothing good will come from this turning over of weapons systems to AI.
>>225576453Personally hated how grim Liberty City was
right I need to get off my arse and get ready for this haircut
why are there so few photos of greg lake where his tattoo is visible I'm losing my mind
business idea: barber that explicitly says you can sit and play with your phone while you get your hair cut
>>225576476>she's known me for nearly 4 years and asks me things about my life/family etc that I've told her about in the pastSounds like she has no idea who you are if she's asking you the same thing every time you delusional freak
Sir Abdul El-Sayed
>>225576453BasedGTA IV was the GOAT
Yandex is up. I used the reverse image search like 2 hours ago
>>225576495he's so cute here and I think he's drinking a pepsiI am excited and somewhat frustrated
>>225576477France isn’t spending enough on education
>>225576498actually mad how popular that would be, even normals hate doing small talk with the barber
business idea: hairdresser that looks like my mum but with h cups and shes dead flirty
>>225576452France has always been protesting since that bloody revolution, they feel it's their right. Now assimilated browns do the same over poor education it's a "West has fallen" hysteria. You just know the same folks who praised John Honey for looting stores will shit on brown protesters for doing the same thing. Clowns
>>225576520this is why they're banning sick incest porn
no more haircutsdown with haircutsall men should look like this >>225576495
>>225576520Boobs bigger than E cups are gross
barbers see dozens of people a day lads, your barber can tell instantly whether you want the usual chat or you just want to sit there like an Easter Island statueit's their job
>>225576545Don't dare ask them for anything other than a fade though
>>225576453>shark simulator*shark card simulator>>225576486I always liked it. The rain and lighting were nice and it also looked nice when it was sunny
>>225576519Imagine it had a playstation. Sit and game while they do it. I'd get a haircut every week.
>>225576540with boobs smaller than e cups you might as well be shagging a bloke
People who walk around with headphones on all the time in public are incredibly obnoxious and rude
>>225576545not true they always try and chat to me and i want nothing of the sort
>>225576531Crazy I can go to the shop and come back and microwave a fucking chicken burger and the whole thing takes 10 minutes, and next to the precooked chicken I can get meatballs, butter and bread, and so on, and they looked at this and said "no, import 12 billion nons to deliver it to me" and fucked up the country for that, when we could of been in flying cars by now
>>225576520I used to live near a small cafe that was run by a flirty milf, whenevee she placed the plate on the table she would gently run her hand across my shoulder and say "here you go sweetheart x"
me spursies plays tomorrow and itsa wunderfull
Theres an old hag at my barbers that does nails and she steaight up sexually harasses me verbally
I want his sweet cherubic face between my thighs ?!!!!!
lmao won my first ever major when it had just reset what a fucking JOKE it's normally over a grand at least
>>225576564They are likely autistic so don't take it personal x
>>225576564How does that affect anyone else?
>>225576553even asking for a little length off the top as well as your fade is entering deep waters as well to be fair
>>225576579are you a girl or a gayist
>>225576567after a few "haha yeah"s they get the message
do not zoom in for the love of god oh god oh god oh god
mum's in the shower
>>225576618why not "accidentally" walk in on her
>>225576587It's a sign they're totally ignoring everything around themIt's the equivalent of sitting with your arms crossed
>>225576525Before Elon Musk bought X, they completely covered up Bataclan. They said it was guns and bombs.The Bataclan terrorist attack in 2015 was almost entirely covered up, with most details buried by legacy media.It was in fact a torture orgy, which involved:• cutting off testicles and shoving them into the victims's mouths.• stabbing pregnant women in their wombs and raping them.• beheading people.• gouging people's eyes out.When Notre Dame burned they immediately said it definitely wasn’t arson, before a single firefighter had entered the building. Despite lots of other French churches burning under similar circumstances. Samuel Paty was beheaded because he was accused of showing a picture of Muhammad. There’s been a huge number of attacks on French Jews.But sure, you keep saying it’s business as usual
>>225576596I am a shy idiot girl in an adult woman's body
Saw an image that reminded me of her but didn't save it awardBeen enjoying my own company and being alone on my incel walks
We should really take the opportunity to chat with the barber and improve our social skills shouldn't we. Not often you get the chance to have a 10 minute chat with a stranger. I'm the same in taxis. Don't like uncomfortable silence at all, me.
>>225576627yeah theres nothing wrong with sitting with your arms crossed either
>>225576087this reminds me of Botticelli
>>225576635I deleted all her pictures but theres a back up somewhere for when i wanna cry sometimes
sitting with my arms crossed and my headphones in, disappearing into the shadow realm from yugioh
>>225576628>There’s been a huge number of attacks on French Jews.Oh noAnyway
>>225576635good boy
suppose I should emerge from my incel bedroom and cook some food, despite my foul mood (on account of lack of sex)
Crowberg going CAWWW CAWWW CAWWW like a fucking madman outside lads
>>225576627You can still hear panhandlers and that if you've not got the noise cancelling on. I do take them out before an interaction like when I'm at the counter but walking down the street, yes, I will ignore you unless you demand my attention. And I'll cross my arms.
>>225576628>Before Elon Musk bought X
>>225576640it's frederic lord leightonbritish culture!
These new passports are peng
>>225576649*plays xzodia*heh you've just triggered my trap card
very frothy wee this morningi'm going to monitor the situation
Shia Islam is just way more aesthetic than Sunni IslamIranian style beards and clerics just look far more aesthetic than Sunnis (who also tend to be much browner)Shia Islam is high IQ
>>225576669give him some scraps to eat they like that
>>225576649Pop the old blindfold on as well to mess with the woke
>>225576675Mallard!
>>225576659*Wags tail*
>>225576688Mad how they'll kill each other over that sunni vs shia stuff whereas 99% of non-muslims don't see any difference at all and put it down to muslims being nutters as per usual
wintertime soon, christmas and all that. That's something for us to look forward to isn't it lads? Festive cheer.
Helperlad isn't welcome in /britfeel/, he's your problem now. Good luck, kings.
>>225576628
>>225576715No but something about your post is giving despair
he was a little cunt then wasn't he
>>225576715Might get a tree this year. Nobody will see it but me.
It's Catunday lads
>>225576734a dangerous lie
>>225576726Better than the cartoonishly evil Red Army.
>>225576726I liked the banter and respect between Patton and Montgomery in the film Patton
>>225576719Have you considered critical thought, or is deferring to a clankerino your only avenue?
I think he didn’t riot so good
ok well it's partly visible here at least
>>225576726Is this the fillum where the dog is called n-word?
>>225576743The Red Army was moral and liberated Europe.
>>225576761state of the policeevil
>>225576768he was called that in real life too
>>225576752Never really got on with lasses in heels
>>225576752
opened my wallet and all my money blew out
>>225576778Bit racist. Decisions made, however, so who am I to judge.
>>225576761Cant comment on this
I could easily walk in high heels btw
>>225576791>>225576782Hello Scandi chums
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigger_(dog)
>>225576798ZOGbot conference
>>225576772There are wild animals with more respect for innocent human life. They were demonic psychopaths, trying to enslave whole nations. Their armies should've been nuked day 1.
>>225576716Inderasting
think I'll have some more drugs then
>>225576798Preeze wercome Riz Tluss
>>225576808hello lad, currently sat my in my gay little clio waiting for trainberg
Doing that captcha I SWEAR that one I was looking for wasn't there the first two times I looked.
But they weren't nuked, and they did still fail every(single)time
thinking about boobies
>>225576525Yeah :)
>>225576819What kind
>(dog)So we're clear, Mr Polis
Going for a full English breakfast It lush
This cannot be argued with.
>>225576831That airbag cover has seen some action, senpai-a-lam
I'd love it if I had hot water. This isn't normal is it, restricted to only cold showers. Even prisoners on death row get hot showers.
>>225576831>old, normal car with buttons that click and no gigantic iPad spanning the entire dashboardwouldn't be allowed these days would it? yes that's right due to the woke it wouldn't be allowed uh huh the woke that's right
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1792206759253657.webm
>>22557685320 year old car init >>225576857behold, peak panel engineering
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfTFmTY9JtY
I wish I could just skip a month right now and be playing gta 6!!!!!
>>225576865If you think I'm clicking that you want your head examined
>>225576855Cold showers are good for you but you gotta do deep breaths, is your thing broken i forgot the name in english
You blame the woke but actually it's [spoiler]really your[/spoiler] fault when you think about it.
>>225576842kratomthis bag's a bit shit last one was better :\
>>225576873have you ever been fucked in that car??
So weird how a smell can transport you back to your childhood out of nowhere.
>>225576873Do you listen to cds lad
>>225576865Corrr. I'd be elbow deep in that.
breakfast time
>>225576865
this was a cute guitar right
>>225576865For the love of god WHY would she film that?
>>225576893Damn, is that the legal stuff thats like opioids.Nobody here does stimulants when i ask
>>225576895um>>225576897exclusively listen to podcasts with my airpods when driving
>>225576877Are you taking time off work?
leftypol putting a piece of paper reading "rape rorke" into a golem's mouth
american mates war mongers black templers
>>225576907They know their stuff those Chinese takeaways. Surprised they're not more popular. I'd live on it if I could.
>>225576907
>>225576907Corrrr get the microplastics in you lad
>>225576878I bet you're fun at parties
>>225576919What kind of podcasts
>>225576907What's for lunch and dinner?
>>225576933I was, a long time ago. I don't go to parties any more.
>>225576920>work
>>225576915yes it's similar to opioidsit has some stimulant qualities as wellI can't do heavy stimulants they make me feel unwell and don't seem to do anything pleasurable for me I can't even have normal strength coffee I have to cut it with decaf
>>225576719>no you cant see your sons body but just trust us ok
>>225576750This is like someone googling something to disprove you in two seconds and you go "ummm have you tried reading a book?" you're not smarter for spending more time and energy being wrong about something further proof that anti ai freaks are genuinely low iq. they don't care about the answers they care how long you toiled to get them
On deaths door lads. Made it through to third series of red dwarf so quality is looking up. Pray for me
Did he have to stand on em like that
morning lads. sucking 'fee, playing 'ood'orne
@grok oompa loompa porn 720p
>>225576809Funny that the whole operation was named after him
>>225576964
>>225576809https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digger_(2026_film)
>>2255767815'8 lad
>>225576781possibly the most 5'7 sentence ever uttered in the history of man
>>225576956Coffee doesnt do anything for me now cause i used to do so much stimulants
Feverishly tapping the update button to see my own post appear in the fabled notorious /brit/ forum again
>>225577006>>225577012For me i dont mind them except most women are completely without grace and stumble around in heels like a baby deer
>>225576848the remake wasn't that bad it's definitely better than jason takes manhattan
>sleep>bumhole clean>wake up>bumhole feels wet>wipe it>some poowhy does this happen?
Odds shower Evens coffee and cig
leftypol on a mad one
>>225577042are you a gay bottom or an alkie
>>225577042Because you're not adding warm water and handwash to a roll of toilet roll
>>225577053yes
>>225577044Fucking get in. Nearly said dubs get my willy out but I've already done that once today.
>>225576974Comfy~
>>225576971
>>225577044double coffee and cig. heavy coffee and cig morning.
>>225577052troonscape lol
on the train
>>225577052Get that shit off my board cuh
>>225577052being a closeted 40+ year old grindr cd sissy is very much rorke behaviour nglleftypol is 100% straight but wishes he was queer
>>225577058i wet my toilet paper before wiping>>225577053no
>>225576311to a prozzie no less
>>225577072that is very fucked up. what's the context
>>225577072Fuark I hope he was limp af
>>225577072that's the perfect reply lol exact same pose
>>225577082Yes bro
*injects you with the serpentization serum*
>>225577090But handwash is the main thing. Water doesn't clean, handwash does. It's like rinsing your dishes with only waterYou get a roll of toilet paper maybe six or eight long, fold it, add a small amount of hot water, then handwash, then wipe, then wipe with dry paperCleaner arse than europeans and the japanese
>>225577072lucky for both of them he folded like that
>>225577086where are you going dressed so gay
morning ladsI still live but why
might shove something up my bumthen again might notstill pondering the thought you see.
>>225577086My POV
serpentised Mr Burns' assistant character: Weyland Slithers
>>225577133My house to get fucked
>>225577128You're a mentalist
>>225577133it will be revealed… in the next thread >>225577139not it’s my pov
which races are you most racist against lads?
>>225577149wriggling his way up mr burns anus and slithering through his large intestine
>>225577114scientists just be doing shit to mice just to do it
gimmick idea: a porno set in a convent in which a pack of feral negroes are set loose upon the nunstitle: sister blacked
For some reason idk why proverbial means "real"
>>225577167Rather not say
>>225577187grow up
>>225577167wh*tes
>>225577188it doesnt
>>225577128do you only wipe the one time
>>225577211>>225577211>>225577211>>225577211
>>225577042everyone gets skids when they start sweating because the poo particles that are still relatively deep inside the anus will leek out in the sweatyou'd need a proper douching to prevent this
you are teleported to Bristol
>>225577243Think that's the exact road my ex used to live on as her student digs They all look the same around there so probably not
