this cat he live in tesco. You not allowed to pet him but everyone does, everyone love himedition
>>225579006great opening hours for Sundays that
>>225579006used to live near the sainsburys cat
>>225579006It`s unhygienic vermin ok
>>225578940Sorry Uglyboringirishmong but Jerry Seinfeld already made that observation 40 years agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we-L7w1K5Zo
as I was saying, know an 87 year old man with a full head of hair and he's not chinese
>11:20:53 >11:21:54>11:22:56
>>225579044ESHUTA?
AI has just told me that euthanisation is the best option
>>225579019>Look out for posters for The Michael Portillo Show where you live. I cannot show one to you but you will enjoy the sight of the sometime Secretary of State for Defence looking like a game show host, wearing a fluorescent suit and a smile of pure cheese.>Well, how are the mighty diverted. I remember him when he was terribly important and 'the future of the Right'. I even challenged him when he sought to become Tory MP for Kensington and Chelsea. It was like trying to attack a Panzer tank squadron on a pushbike. He was destined for the top. Plainly, I needn't have bothered. Will it be Puss In Boots next, or Dick Whittington? What is it that they say? Showbusiness is politics for attractive people? Something like that.
• A Sunday Times investigation has revealed that five SAS soldiers were placed under investigation for double murder after shooting two people during a July 2022 night operation in Syria targeting an Isis cell leader.• The troops said they acted in self-defence after coming under fire while trying to capture the target; an initial internal review supported this, but it was later overturned.• They were arrested, including at secret bases, and had homes raided as part of a Royal Military Police inquiry known as Operation Tanglement, facing potential life sentences.• Within 48 hours of being interviewed they were returned to the Syrian warzone to conduct further operations against Isis.• Legal aid was capped at £500 meaning soldiers had to use their personal savings.• After three years no charges were brought, though the soldiers were told the case could be reopened; all five have since left the Army.
>>225579019Wait why is he not Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland?
>>225579053people here are not well
dusting off thee 'ol tom daley sex arse
>>225579053genuinely wasn't a samefag, more sad that you made note of the times reallythis general is your life
Ania Magliano called Shane Gillis a 'fucking cunt' on SNL UK last nightnot exactly the best joke writing in the world
>>225579053all me
Mouse's going around claiming he is the person who first came up with 'how about eating my cum' when people say they aren't getting enough protein in their diet I personally think it's a joke which has been probably around for half a century but he's insisting
>>225579086he is so fit
>>225579103He`s a comic genious ok
going to go to the shop and buy things for a roast. there will be sausages cos you should always add soss to a roast. going to roast carrots and taters and something like a swede or turnip i'll see what they've got in.
Hull lost
>>225579113Stop typing like a child you friendless bore.
>>225579086>>225579110Tom Daley and his husband adopted. It was a boy, in case you were wondering. They adopted another child a few years later. Also a boy, in case you were unsure.
>>225579130bit arsh
i'm pregnant
>>225579097KUSO YAROOOOOOO
>>225579130grow up
>>225579100maybe he is one ok
:skull:
>>225579138ok
>>225579149to do: me
He got done
nth for the gyaldem
>>225579130Bitter little man
>>225579163they`re bad at football and they have cowardly fans ok they deserve it
fucking hell rorke you seen this
>>225579175SWEAR WORDS ARE VERY FUNNEH ;D
>>225579189we don`t sign our posts ere ok
So whats up
Bth for the smapdybap
>>225579175saw her on taskmaster. Not that fit. Still would obv. She's a right dirty.
>>225579201ooo now gillis was done by you an all!
>>225579006They don't clean him, looks like a stray
>>225579175reminder that feminism is the ideology of female worship, everything a woman does is to be celebrated and everything a man does is suspect.it is the codification of female narcissism.
but have women tried to not act like whores
had too much to eat again lads
>>225579235its ok eat less next time dont eat to much again
>>225579235*jiggles your enormous belly*
>>225579235bowel cancer by age 30 for you my lad
that's six times lush that is
>>225579252i'm already 31 and on the brink of liver failure from my rampant alcoholism
>>225579235roly poly pudgy blob lmao
>michael gove's gf got caught with CPit was his wasn't it?if this guy's not a nonce then we're going to have to rethink all of western science
>>225579175This is actually more of a jab at US censorship than at Gillis though of course shut-ins such as >>225579222 lack any nuance when it comes to tapping out an incel diatribe
>>225579235nothing to be ashamed of
it is genuinely weird that women will be wearing shorts so tight that the back is so far up their crack it's in their rectal passage and every square mm of their cheeks are visiblei like it but it's weird
>>225579294ok
>>225579278nuance is a word they teach credulous natural women worshippers such as yourself
>>225579258brits have autism meltdowns and start punching themselves in the head if they experience more than three flavours at once
>>225579294ok chud
>>225579294they really do dress like whores at the gym as anyone who has lifted a weight in the past 10 years can attest, i dunno why it comes as such a shock to normies
>>225579275he looks a bit slimmed down here, wonder if he's been on the ozempic. No wonder he got himself a cute 32 year old lecturer gf
>>225579278done that sexless freak
>>225579235Im eating kritsinia (bread sticks) in the car and i feel like shit but theres nothing else, i need to go for a run tonigh.What were you minching on lad
>>225579278the lead-in to the joke is a story about upskirting it is very obviously a response to gillis being le sexist you are gay
got bowed legs to be honest lads
all the women on Twitter are saying they want number 3i just don’t get it…
>>225579366made a big chinky-style stir fry and scranned the lot. it's actually pretty healthy but i just had way too much
i personally cant wait to see what will happen when whites are the minority in this country. i imagine nothing will change really
>>225579385Hair is masculine who knew
>>225579389Its not going to happen leftymong
>>225579389Go and make your brains a minority in your own cranium you worthless cunt
>>225579389australia can let us know how it goes (they are 69% white, the UK is 83% white)
>>225579416scrrr
>>225579207>Bthno [B]loods
rorkish megamelty
>>2255793851 is for teenage girls2 and 3 are for women4 is for gay men
>>225579419how original
Foxberg lives in next doors garden and he is my friend ok
>>225579388Love a stir fry, you put a lot of oil in it, thats usually what gets me
poor lad has ruined his life
not going out today cant be arsedjust going ot cook these burgers then eat them with my chipsno bread cos i havent got any and im not going out
>>22557944677th bame
>>225579418how many times are you going to post this ladit's not gonna magically make the UK not a paki shithole
catbergs bitten through the cable on my over earslittle benchod
its sadParis
It’s a violent pornography Choking chicks and sodomy
>>225579385women will publicly say what makes them seem the least shallowbut they always cream over chad
>>225579448get those tiles nicked and listed on fb marketplace
Aussies want the world to still think they're le epic white homeland neighbours steve irwin wholesome chungus ethnostate like the 1980s and he DOES NOT want you to look at the modern australia of today which is JEETED like everywhere else
>>225579219he does in fact have a home nearby. He just comes to the tesco every day and he's super sociable and loves people. Sits there all day absorbing love and attention from customers then slinks off home later.
>>225579453think it's multiple people saying it actually
we should be teaching welsh and irish in schools to be honest
>>225579509sir this is a greggs
How to get over ex girlfriend who's psyopping you?
>>225579418Is this actually true? omdzzzz
>>225579519we should knock down all the buildings and start living in ring forts again while we're at it
>>225579473>The South Asian population in Australia is approximately 1.5 million, making up about 6.5% of the total population, while in the UK, the South Asian population is around 3.2 million, accounting for about 5% of the total population.i need you to stop coping
>>225579521grow up
>>225579006'ello chaps. Comfy? Cozy?
>>225579514>lol the dumb pornstar/rapper/influencer said something about an arcane scientific/philosophical debatethe least funny genre of tweet next to gigachad dialogues
>>225579057Damn, imagine being so dysfenic that AI tells you to kill yourself
>>225579547Aye. All clean. Got the heating on. Cold and sunny out.
couple orrible little scrotes in this threadthey'd best be gone in the next one if they know what's good for them
might take a run out to IKEA yous wanting anything?note they are out of tranny sharks and daimes so you can't have those
>>225579521sc done him
ah fookin' luv werms
>>225579530How is she psyopping you lad?
>>225579549no wonder you're depressed
>>225579514Yo ngl low key i would clap those cheeks
>>225579538right so you have twice as many of them as we do not the brightest are you
know a woman who had a bbl and its a very subtle one and genuinely looks better nowher bolt ons are a bit comical tho
>>225579321Ching Chong bing bong soy sauce dog wok
>>225579549Ah yes, black boxes and programming, the arcane philosophical arguments as it were>>225579555You from the occupieds lad?
>>225579235Gluttonous fat nonce
>>225579275the article says she was charged alongside a journalist/china political analyst she worked withi think its a cover up
>you've said it too many times now its not true!
>>225579509melbourne... has fallen
>>2255795762 minutes and thats all you came up with
send them all back NOW NOW NOW
>>225579583>haha, imagine not being english! Isn'r that a hilarious concept?
>>225579385>>225579445Me as 1
>>225579602White men with Asian women is acceptable
Rorke unmasked
>>225579502They've been there for years, saw him and some teenagers loading them all in and assumed it was something dodgy but now they've just been left and all the packaging is rotted. If he is a criminal he's terrible at it.
>>225579584>Ah yes, black boxes and programming, the arcane philosophical arguments as it wereI knew some neek would reply with something like this, 'arcane' is relative to the knowledge of the person considered, so yes it would be arcane for the hawk tua girl you desperate pseud.
>>225579621Back to Australia
>>225579548Good post
>>225579537Not a bad idea this. Brb heading up Cissbury ring
Going to replay red dead 2
>>225579641arcane is yet another word they teach credulous natural women worshippers such as yourself
so thats rorke
>>225579641humbled that pretender
There was a brief moment in highschool were i couldve been leftypol but a girl told me that was gay, she really saved me.
>>225579608you are inescapably autistic
>>225579559Go to the next IKEA and get me a tranny shark and a daim then you lazy cunt
>>225579639Almost certainly come off a building siteI've got a similar pallet of tiles in the shed (which also came off a building site but legally obtained)
>>225579670lol knew that one stung youyou'll be seething for weeks over that one
>>225579622fucks sake why are you back again? no one missed you
irish posters are really fucking bad
>>225579670it's just a word bro it ain't that deep
>>225579515theyre all me actually
might start putting arcane in my posts to trigger a few rorkes
do find it endearing that greekmong attached the image of stewart lee to avoid accusations of plagiarism kek
if youre thick then maybe you simply dont understand transistors and how simple they are
>>225579538wtf when did this happen
>>225579673Why is the photo edited to also make her tits bigger
you ever watch that telly show Arcane?good program that
>>225579705there's 2 irish flags, one of them is a spaki larp and one is a greek immigrantactual irish posters could be alright if they figured out how to use technology
demystifying the arcane by reading a book on transistors and actually they're only simple in concept and a system with hundreds or even thousands is dizzying ok?
Apologies for the drunkposting last night de lads. I had drank like half a bottle of Smirnoff vodka. Off out for me Sunday din dins now x
Irish = blackness
knew I spent too much time here when I was at a rock bar and saw a woman with what I thought was a qos tattoo and said 'what is that!?'she replied 'an ace of spades' and then pointed to her motorhead vest with a smilei just went oh yeah they're greatshe definitely heard aggression in my voice initiallythis place infects your mind
some asshole has been setting off fireworks at night in my neighbourhood for the past few nights. need him arrested
>>225579787Your mind has been raped
>>225579787ffs rorke
>>225579641Bro half your words are greek, lower your keyboard tone when talking to me.
>>225579636>>225579673well rorke, which is it?
how do you cook burger
>>225579683was she hot
just had a poo
Bottoms up ladies
>>225579787just had to google qos tattoo mate your mind is probably a pile of sludge at this point
>>225579790bit arcane that
>>225579683Showing both strength of character and intelligence there lad.
>>225579773relegation zone plays tricks on the mind
>>225579809fucking racist cunt
>>225579811call him fat
>>225579725:)
Church Road North, Wavertree, 1900s and 2026
>>225579826saw mouldie mention it a few times
>>225579809why the fuck do you still post here not a single person benefits from anything you have to say, they never have, they never willyou're nowhere near smart enough or fluent enough in english to actually have any sort of meaningful discussionyou gain NOTHING from being here, how do you have so little self awareness and self respect? it boggles my fucking mind. you'd be better off on fucking reddit
>>225579823where do they poo fro
>>225579859you breathed in his spores mate, it's over
>>225579877Cloaca
>>225579826You couldn't infer that qos was obviously an acronym for queen of spades after he mentioned ace of spades and motorhead?You fool, you sausage, you bloody plank
>>225579875blud's throwing his dollies out of the pram
yea, it's a mcdonald's breakfast day
>>225579856Picture comparisons like this are a cheap way to illicit an emotional reaction to "immigrtion". Of course the arcane picture will look SOVLFVL, if you fancy less densely populated areas and less noisy means of transportation, if only there were picture of the same street in 1767, it would be even emptier.
>>225579899mate, don't stick up for me you're just making it worse
>>225579899I thought it was queens of stoneage, you know the band that did go with flow
>>225579875Rent free boy.>>225579922
>>225579875He quite literally despises white people and the only way he can get any satisfaction in his sad unemployed life is by trying to own le chuds.
Unclench your pelvic floor.
*ears perk up*Oh... Rent free boy*minces off dejectedly*
proto gf says "lmao" a lot in our chats, it's like she wants me to think about her arse
>>225579922Kek, that's the first song of theirs I listened to. Terrible band all around, I don't know why they are lumped in with stoner rock. I guess they are, in their unique way, but way too soft for my tastes.
dad got upset at the pub when he heard a zoomer say 'what's a b-side?' and when I say upset I don't mean angryhe looked crest-fallen as they say
>>225579899was more referring to the whole black cock fetishism aspect lad
>>225579953it weren't clenched dee lad
video games are too hard i should be able to win on my first try
>>225579956>minces off dejectedlyThe fuck does that mean, Edgar? Speak english unc
ever see a girl in a bikini where you can see her pubes poking out the edges of her knickers?
lmao lick my arse 'ole
>>225579977plenty of games have journalist mode
feel like going for a shoeless midnight psychotic wonder
>>225579980seethe
>>225579980google broken?
>>225579983yea but only on the internet
>>225579990been there x
>>225579977games which are easy are less fun
>>225579997I am not the one seethingWhat does minces off mean? Become absent-minded like? And dejected?
got the cat a new toy and shes gone a bit hyperactive
still have scars from when I visited my brother when he was at cambridge uni for a pub crawlwore new shoes and they ripped my feet apart
howl just remembered holodemlad was banned from his local asda pscrm
remember when 720p was considered HD?
>>225579980yeah so basically I've made a joke that I've misheard you saying free rent boys and then when I've realised you said "rent free boys" then I've minced off (walked away in a gay or effeminate manner) dejectedly (sad or disappointedly) as I was expecting a free rent boyThat's all it is, just a little joke on this lovely Sunday for my mates on /brit/
australia is a large country inhabited by many australians
>>225580021google broken?
youtube algo is messing me about again, i'm refreshing the page but the recommended box is just full of the same shit. hate when this happens
>>225580021learn to actually speak english before posting on an english speaking website you fucking fat greasy autistic wog
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1791829473779261.webm
Got Saxon - Wheels of Steel on haven't I?
he claims to love ireland while his entire existence is literally leeching off the irish taxpayer
love island
how do i stop catastrophysing
>>225580045not my fault floor managerberg's ego was touched
