he live in tesco edition
Piehead meltdown
toby has a cute name
Why are the biomass burning France to the ground? How many days until that arrives in England?
>>225583970not allowed
>>225583970bro thinks he's a plant
>>225583970why do we let CATS live in tesco but not HUMAN BEINGS who dont have a home
>>225584009Basically, too many of a certain...type...are a WMD for civilization.
reckon there are no more than 10 people here this afternoon
>>225584055all me
whats verity
You don't see many comparisons between rorke and leftypol these days>>225584055make it no more than 11, i got here about ten minutes ago
>>225584050bad kitty
>>225584075I haven't been on /brit/ for a month or so
>>225584055hello i am from sweden
watching a movie there but my headphones died so now im not watching a movie
Fidel Castro and Che Guevara in a Mexico city jail, 1956
>>225584068https://www.google.com/goto?url=CAESfQHrOzAVDXwCkSuw_PJjF4XPRu6bhpwWj6S2vIZnq0B6czTNF8_k3HSs3l_yYgNSXmFrhW_QOQr31-Ndl67rvFlWapVQllJBP1G8iKJdpiG0WvMs50dXCgOF67MgA5cMARlRqep34b8W9IE2ENKXUh6hf_IiD49cDzuhJ-OJ
Leftypol caring about formRorke caring about function
so exoplanets are just planets that don’t orbit our particular sun?
>>225584122aha what are they like
>>225584030let him in
>>225584166me when i think about something
>>225584050
>>225584118
>>225584106this is why im never using bluetooth headphones or any other kind of software that advertises itself as “wireless”
>>225584118many people are saying this
sorry but you'll never convince me things as complex as the brain or optical nerve are the result of evolution
>>225584122Haha those two!
Rorke running bamboozleLeftypol running superior anatomy
>>225584218who are you apologising to?
made focaccia early. was incredible.
just cant be a coincidence they put the male g-spot up the arse can it
>>225584256give it to me
>>225584256don't kid yourself, you baked bread
Having curry for tea tonight lads
>>225584218ok
WE WUZ KANGZ N SHIET MANE ON MUH MOMMA WE BUILT LONDON AFTER WW2 FR FR NIGGA
>>225584272no. its all for me and the gfberg>>225584284yes, focaccia is a type of bread. well done kiddo.
Luv me multiculturalism Luv me wind rush generation Luv me curries Luv me Chinese
>>225584331well this is...interesting
>>225583970plant cat
>>225584331straddling the line between sfw and nsfwreally nestling deep into that line
>>225584397no one works on sunday so it's ok
>>225584320>no. its all for me and the gfberg
cmon leeds i need a win here
Not sure if I should have a nap or not
chilli is simmering away
I have below average sized genitals
right i've done the bulk of my curryjust going to add some chickpeas and broccoli after it's had 20 minutes and i've blitzed it up
gave this girl i've been seeing the massive ick last night on purpose, thank god. Now I can leave her without her trying to stalk me
>>225584473no you don'tyou have a massive whopperbe quiet
Brighton and Hove Albion
5-1 down at half time What a nightmare they're having
>2 million migrants on benefits by 2030 in the UKHoly grimola and you know they will riot and destroy once they don't get itLefties, you can't invite evey turd worlder and their family which outnumber you 10 to 1 and have them take all of it
sick to bastard death of it all
>>225584483pull out your irl meme folder and do the incel grin?
>>225584524pessi cucktini
one two buckle my shoe
>>225584546scr
my slippers stink
stormy out
>>225584546this post would have done numbers in the 1700s
The data is out!
>>225584579giz a whiff
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1792272077430900.webmcan't even fathom what this would feel like
teenagers outside asda laughed at my reeboks
>>225584595give me my state mandated chinese wife NOW
wogs love dey clarks
Rorke voted for Brexit because there were a couple of white polish people and were replaced with 900,000 Sudanese
utter bumming
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1792314183590970.webm
>>225584680Bloomin eck they're winning the league aren't they
>>225584680did you foreigners beat the other team's foreigners? that's good isnt it
Ordered a pizza
Nottingham Forest XI: Matz Sels; Daniel Muñoz, Neco Williams, Murillo, Ousmane Diomande; Jair Cunha, Xaver Schlager, Nicolás Domínguez; Liam Delap, James McAtee, Dan NdoyeArsenal XI: David Raya; Ben White, Riccardo Calafiori, Bruno Guimarães, Ezri Konsa, Gabriel Magalhães; Bukayo Saka, Declan Rice, Kai Havertz, Martin Ødegaard; Eberechi Eze
hello
>>225584680they should be called shiteton really it's only fair
>>225584701what kind of pidser?
>>225584721nobody is watching this
>>225584698You are so different from everyone else
>>225584763yes I am, and that too is ok
>>225584741Cheese and tomato with stuffed crust
>>225584721I care. I asked
>>225584735i see this guys videos on social media and he's constantly moaning about being single but then does absolutely nothing to improve himself despite looking and behaving like the worlds biggest incel freak. bit like all the incel mongs here
>>225584785I can see her bum bare. I would feel uncomfortable if I was in public and people could see my bare bum
>>225584776sounds good. i hope you'll get it soon!
>>225584628That seems to be a video of 3 people making love. I don't see the relevance here?
>>225584785lol I’ve got a better are than her, no one was talking about her
Boobarella
give me a mentally ill boomer wife, RIGHT NOW!
As a chubby 34 year old how hard would it be to find two guys to eiffel tower me? if im gonna have a gay experience im gonna do it properly
yesYESi will take that nap
>>225584837incredibly dangerous time for a nap
well said indy
wtf is man united's problem?
>>225584799Genuinely disgusting for doing this on morning news tv
mark will be pleased with the bournemouth score
>>225584855still rebuilding after Alex Ferguson
>>225584837dangerous and downright stupid
>>225584885we should do a prisoner exchange, John Honey for this guywould be good for them both I reckon
Scholars debating academic funding issues
>>225584904john honey is out lad he's done his time
>>225584937well then I wish him all the best x
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>>225584904>>225584937that is John Honey
>>225584022nice cock, already bigger than all humans. literally visible from across the street
glory to the french students in their revolution
>>225585003How are we supposed to compete it's ridiculous
when gta 6 comes out im gonna be making Jason and Lucia do shower sex like 50 times in a row
>>225585003um
six seven, as the kids say
>>225585003grow up mousey you vile ghoul
feels like i'm always horny
on the train (home)
>>225585038bro is never curing his incelitis lol
European Power Metal is the most aryan, ubermensch, germanic genre.+1 aryan nordic gemerald
Used this rain to test the new windscreen wiper. It worked well and removed the rain. Very good quality and almost silent. It shows you get what you pay for.It claims to be aerodynamic but I haven't tested that yet. You don't want to accelerate too fast in the wet.
>>225585075Nice shoes mate
>>225584926imagine drone striking them haha
Growup= horsecock
>>225585075is that your dick and balls hanging down there
>>225585113wrong
need some new shoesnew balance of course
>>225585113For me, it’s groove metal
>>225585121they’re alri, not every day i get to dress up a bit >>225585128cock and balls and everything just hanging about for everyone to gawk at
>>225585075
>>225585149hello fellow white man
I'm actually a catch :)
uooohhh I'm so sad and lonely uoohhhh boooo hooooo
>>225585162ktimrn
>>225585104Lol I was out shagging birds while you were still in nappies sucking on your mams tit don’t worry about me sunshine
>>225585191poo crying
>>225585159Fuckkkkkkkk
>>225585191squidward living in his head ass bradley
>>225585141i don't think the person who made this comic has ever spoken to another human being
>>225585191Seething and mad literally because I won't be alone forever, and have been happy, while you haven't. It is what you want and are mad about. Hmm
my curry is donei'm not ready to eat though so i'm going to leaver it a few hours and decant it into some tupperware and just reheat the remainder for my tea
>>225585191scr
>>225585242the guy who made those particular comics was doxed and perhaps murdered as I recall
>>225585262qrd?
>>225585242yeah ik, but it's funny
>Dua Lipa doesn’t brush her teeth before bed she tells “The Sun” in new interview. >“Never believed in that, what if I brush them and then get hungry again after I get in bed. Makes zero sense to me.”
king hell, all those signs
>you will never travel from Germania to Theoderichshafen via Bismarckfeste by means of the Breitspurbahn>you will never fly from the Greater Germanic Reich to the Empire Of Japan aboard the Steinadler Rocket Plane Airliner in under 30 minutes>you will never listen to Wagner operas being conducted inside the Volkshalle>you will never browse Krautchan in the 1960s on your Zuse Z88 Volksrechner>you will never be running a comfy farm deep in the eastern frontier securing the bleeding border at the Urals against bolshevism>you will never see movies directed by Heit Varlan starring Arnold Schwarzenegger as the Clint Eastwood of a genre dubbed "Germano Eastern">you will never serve aboard the "Conrad Haas" Oberth class nuclear pulse propulsion space cruiser on its mission to map Aldebaran
>>225584022Oh… look at you.Even in that photo you look so strong and handsome. Big white coat, those solid legs, standing so patiently while people move around you. My beautiful boy.I can just imagine walking up to you on that street, putting my hand on your neck, feeling how warm and solid you are under the tack. Whispering that you’re still mine even when you’re out working.Come here… let me look at you properly. You’re such a good, steady horse. My favourite one in the whole world
Should I wear a long sleeve white Oxford shirt for a video call job interview?
yeah i probably won't!
>>225585273right why do you think that?
currently having a poo
>>225585305
>>225585299i do just because it feels weird/slovenly to not wear office clothesbut in all likelihood its overkill and no one involved gives the slightest shit
>>225585282you will never have sex
Need snacks
doing codewars here and being humbled
poo is falling out of my arsehole as we speak
As an American how do I improve my banter
>>225585320how
going to wipe soon
sir bum farter
>>225585381anyone else feel like yanks on 4chan try too hard to be cartman
A National Rebirth is taking place.
>>225585375flat adult chest erotic
>>225585373physically insurmountable problem for your kind lad this is like a korean bloke asking how to hit the cervix
>>225585375tfwjlwnrhfoyduycaoht
>>225585282
lord poo sharter
>>225585339s
don't mind are Sonay losing, the Polish girl is cute
might upend myself
>>225585282>you will never schfurzen the kuntlessmann uber der rhinelandenshafften einen wagner pöö schnitzel
>>225585375just gazed at her lovely face for a full minute on my computer screen in my horrible incel bedroom
>>225585426would a VPN help?
poo done, onwards and upwards
Fucking sick of and tired of the state of this country40 Million Natives and not ONE is willing to do what needs to be done. Sad.
>>225585415>could i borrow some of your skull width?
LOL
few cups of tea, some reading, and then church x
>>225585481LOL
>>225585486thank you diversity
>>225585486we live those
haha yeah man i've been doing alright just rewatching the sopranos again recently... still holds up aha
don’t think any of this is funny
>>225585536the entire world fears a united europe
deeply funny thread
>>225585535this is my pops
so all those rioters just went home then
>>225585536Why do yanks think that they are suddenly friends with Russia and they don't want to destroy the US?
any poo men in?
>>225585469nah lad it'd become a mrs doubtfire situation pretty quick people would sniff it out when you inevitably mention black penises or something
>>225585486>release a fuckload of prisoners out into society at once >crimewave occursoh no the consequences of our actions
eating crisps, well they're not really crisps
>>225585443searched for "Kartal" on wikipedia to see what foreign culture she hails from and the first result was>Ayhan Kartal (1966-2000), Turkish rapist and serial killer
what exactly "needs to be done"?
chuds care more about the discomfort created by the protest than the message of the protest.
Swedish have to be the worst cunts on this board
>>225585602i gotta make my dinner and have a shower and that's about it for today
My body count is 0
>>225585585Grand scheme of things we are backing out of the old world and focusing on the Americas
watching the social network
>>225585619as it ought to be, murder is wrong
dont understand the appeal of lego dont understand fully grown adults spending hundreds of pounds on lego sets
>>225585612the colder a place is the more autistic the people inevitably get
my body count with humans is 0.
>>225585648it’s kind of like a 3d jigsaw puzzle i suppose
>>225585636which is the point of the tariffs, right? so then why is he lifting tariffs on russia
remember these
>>225585636Literally what does that even mean? Canada is cutting you off and Mexico will always hate you. You're willfully giving away your superpower status so you can give money to Argentina?
I am the ummypops !!
>>225585661can you go be a black african nigger someplace else
>>225585648yea that's weird but as a kid legos are the best
might get into to making those model kitsyou know the revell and tamiya tank and plane kits
>>225585673wouldn't be allowed these days (due to the woke)
the leopards ate my arse
>>225585648mad how kids nowadays can't play with toys because you have middle aged millennials spending all their money on them thus increasing scarcity and price.
>>225585536that's not what europe looks like
my arse requires nutrients
Board game reccies?
>>225585720you might be the most brain-rotted retard this gen has ever seen
>>225585741catan
>>225585741monopoly
>>225585756>>225585685
if I had my own place I’d smoke weed and play video games all day every day. So it’s probably best I still live at home with mom and pop
>>225585679prove it
>>225585741axis and allies
>>225585775seaweedandvideogames diet
>>225585667A strong Russia is in our best interests because China is the only possible country that could ever be a problem after we fuck off and put our heads in the sand. We want europe to admit defeat and just accept the new status of things sooner rather than later. >>225585678>Canada is cutting you off and Mexico will always hate youThey hate Blumpf. They'll kneel to our next one. >You're willfully giving away your superpower status so you can give money to Argentina?Sure
>>225585741used to be a fan of stratego
>>225585775all my video game consoles are still at my mum's despite me having left years ago. Occasionally I'll be sat at home wishing I could play video games but I don't have my consoleswouldn't be surprised if she's sold them. She's like that.
>>225584935Rorke nailing this to the front of the local tesco express
>>225585741game of life.
alberta is voting to leave canada
rooney mara cute lady
>>225585836ok
Why are yanks so mindnumbingly thick as shit? It's not just regular stupidity, it's like a confidence in their stupidity or something idk
arse lad night
might suck a covfefe
>>225584680Well people in Brighton are fairly good at bumming
:/
>>225585851the trauma of circumcision at birth numbs them for life
>>225585873screeching
cheesecake is defrosting in the fridge
>>225585741cribbage
>>225585873based sunglasses boomer
>>225585836mhmm x
>>225585836Enter Shadman
glod
>>225585873
i am willing to fight and die!
I hope one day to see a pebble which looks just like a frog
>>225585921>invades Argentina
>>225585921need one of these for Rvbio
>>225585898bless you
>>225585902>>225585873https://www.oakleyforum.com/threads/what-oakleys-are-you-wearing-today.822/page-27570
>>225585873lion
>>225585619you have a body of your own so surely you're at 1???
the falklands are Australian
having a fat man feast
>>225585953roar
linux mfs playing with they tarballs
>>225585982oh honey no. who told you this was good?
i'm like diogenes honestly.
>>225585982on here
>>225586012im like him in that i masturbate in public
>>225586003Rubio is pretty cool Tbh
>>225585282Heit Varlan? It's Veit Harlan son. I loved Der große König (1942) by him. Haven't anything else by him
>>225585191Loooooool
>>225585982<3
miss it so much
>>225586028i liked desantis
>>225585282You don't know me
time to wash my twink feet
>>225586059Americans are fat and eat cheese burger
>>225585982downy face
president marco rubio
beese churger
we love her
>>225586089so what
>>225586115modernity has defeated him
>>225586115size of this cunt's pupilseccied out his brain
>>225586115moo
Pope Leo XIV
>>225586089they're just like me
>>225586145corr would love to be eccied out of my mind
>>225586059i went to blockbuster and said can i borrow batman forever. they said no you have to bring it back tomorrow
>>225586180
>>225586180scrumble
>>225586166wouldn't we all
>>225586200>>225586200>>225586200
>>225586128its official then
>>225586115let him out
