Groovy Kind of Love EditionPrevious:>>225575836
>>225587364You saw that video too huhMy nigga Tom game so COLD
>>225587392me and who
nani o shteru na~~
>>225587392that dog has aids
I love animals. Did you know some people keep dogs in little pens outside in the yard almost 24/7? I wouldn't believe it had I not seen it for myself
black people are funny
>>225587444you have aids
>>225587447blackcel liked this post
>>225587441FREE CUTEY HONEY
there are urkelkin in this thread
tfw I didnt experience the internet until 2006 because my family are yokels from eastern europe
so we had one black regular who was severely autistic but went on to be a successful thirst trapper on twitter
>>225587392Love that songhttps://youtu.be/HsC_SARyPzk?si=o7rgOd90pBUQ1Zyv
really bored
What the hell is that?
Phil Collins is like 106 now or some shit
>>225587627Nice house, niggaYou must be rich
"Hollywood" Dickie Moltisanti
what's jasons twitter again
big assed asians
>>225587706Never looks good. Asians don't have the bone structure or musculature to carry fat well. They never look shapely, just fat.
you can be an incel and have had a relationship in the past
>>225587441Who's Louis?
I need a new phone this piece of shit doesn't charge anymore
>>225587753fakecel cope
>>225587753No you cant.
slow dancing with you in the kitchen at 2 am
the Canadians have been eerily quiet latelythey must be plotting something insane
Babs Streisand and Sonny Corleone?
I need to stop looking at the Cornell 7 case, it makes me so unbelievably mad. The bitch is so obviously at fault, yet the men are also degenerate retards.
>>225587759Stop digging
>>225587818I've been there...
"Babs" being short for "Barbara" sounds really British
>>225587818monsieur pussiquette tu es un cul
I've never gotten mad in my entire life. I feel like there's something wrong with me
>>225587883Barbar was a slur used by the romans
roommatebergstein is retching loudly in our shared sink this morning
I realized mid threesome I’m not bisexual https://x.com/dykemedla/status/2032613478792323531?s=46
>>225587906What would you do if I intentionally sneezed on you in public
>All ris--ACK!
>>225587930I'd just assume you had a bad day or something
>>225587913Greeks, actually Barbaroi were real
>>225587906Are you a sage?
>>225587936Don't post shit like this here please
>>225587979What? He was okay
>>225587732you are gay and retarded
>>225588014angle fraud
Gaining some strange, unexplained health problems in my mid 20s kinda sucks, honestly
>>225587936God's plan of sending a faithful pastor to the hospital with a traumatic head injury via symbolically ironic means was EXTRA mysterious that day
Im a sucker for chubby white girls
>>225588045That's around the time most of the lifelong bullshit sets in
>>225588014That picture doesn't prove anything.
>>225588050It's a mental illness
I fantasize about performing the Heimlich maneuver on a stranger and being a hero
>>225588014I like you because you're willing to fight for what you like, but trying to convince people of which kinda girls are hot and which aren't is like trying to convince someone to have a new favorite color. It just isn't gonna happen even with evidence provided and you're better off just thinking, "wow, that guy who just called a fat ass asian 'not good' sure is gay" which to your credit you did
>>225588050the only downside is that they usually get fatter once they equip the ring of commitment
>>225588214Heimlich or cpr can be dangerous if you don't know what you're doing. You're also at risk of being sued by the insurance company unless you can prove competence with like a training cert or something. Insurance companies are the antichrist
Staring into the void
They're not renewing Spartacus: House of A shit for a second seasonSo' ngazzate
grow upstop playing video gamesstop skate boardingget a real job and buy a house
>>225588265They all do. My mom was fit and sexy but got fat immediately after getting married
>>225588305I’m cpr trained and I have an a AED in my vehicle
>>225588388Being an adult is about Getting Raped™
>>225588398pics of your mom before lardification?
>>225588494
>>225588423Then you have (less) to worry about. Actually the guy that does our cpr/aed recertifications every year said he hopped out of his truck to resuscitate an OD'd wastoid he saw on the side of the road with his AED and narcan he keeps with him... Only for the wastoid to wake up screaming hid head off, cursing the guy that just saved his life for ruining his high, then hopping into the still running truck and driving off with it and the AED dragging along outside the door
>>225588398My wife had a marathon runner body but gained a fair bit of weight and won't really exercise anymore, even though I call her fat all the time
>>225588558was that in virginia? I read similar article lolI think the person stole two ambulances or something and then the cops used flock cameras to track and kill them lol
I want to perform sex on a woman's body for my penis pleasure, yes
>>225588542BONER ALERTalthough im kinda skeptical thats really your mom
>>225588620I don't know where he was at the time but I don't think so. This was just the guy's personal truck, and he eventually got it back. Along with the now mostly destroyed AED. He always likes to tell that story when there's a new batch of people as a cautionary tale against just blindly jumping into potentially dangerous situations just because you can or want to help. I think in his case it's mostly to illustrate how you can't ever truly anticipate how people will behave in situations like that, so you always have to cover your ass
Tell me your>Employment status>Living situation>Height and weightand I will tell you the specific steps you need to take right now to get some pussy
>>225588388who still skates in 2026?
why is literally every dragonball villain except for frieza a parasite that takes over or absorbs the good characters
*does a kickflip*
Rachael Ray is fucking fat lol
>>225588790im a fat little chud
>>225588867
>>225588867this guy FUCKS
>>225588834frieza is consistently voted the classiest villain in anime
>>225588877all those sticks of butter finally showing up
I wouldn't consider it cheating if my hypothetical gf slept with a woman
>>225588790Warehouse workershare an apartment with 3 foreigners5'11, 155
>>225588984How close are you with your roommates?
>>225588975I actually had this discussion with my ex wife while we were still married. She had a friend that wanted to try it and I said it would be fine as long as I could participate, but her friend was also married and wasn't down with that
>>225589057they despise me. i had a bad period where i would get drunk and scream the n word out loud every time i died in a video game. one of them is half black, the other 2 sided with him
>>225588790UnemployedLive with mom6'1" 190lb
im the imperial wizard of the he man woman haters club
imagine a bald unc on /cum/ talking about his ex-wife loolbro is probably mgtow now
How fucking hungry did the first guy to eat shrimp have to be
endless debate whether the thing in shrimp is a spine or shrimp waste
I can't sleep cums, it's 2:30 am
>>225588046Indeed
>>225589202I used to have to "de vein" shrimp when I worked at a restaurant. That "vein" is their intestinal react and the reason it's black is cuz it's full of shrimp shit
mis cummies, quiero aprender otro idioma. Que me recomiendan ?? For the non-spanish speaking, i wanna learn a new language, which one you'd recommend?>frenchoid>portuguesesues>Japanese uwu
>>225589278danish
>>225589112No, I remarried and have a kid now. I was with my ex for like 8 years but we got married too young and ended up being different people than we were by the end of it. She was hot as fuck though and always willing to try new things, just a complete air head. My current wife is basically the opposite. Somewhat plain, kinda prudish, but sensible and educated. You just get to a point where the only thing you really need out of a partner is that they not totally fuck your life up at every turn
Chad Thundercock? Where's my advice?
>>225589278Gb2 mexico
>>225588214Felt that way for a while after i did cpr training. Turns out the scenario where you might be called to use it is extremely rare unless you're an emt or firefighter. Lifeguards almost never, which was my reason for doing the course.
be on alert, jerseybros
>>225589325I MUST BUY CONDOUM
>>225589213just cuddle wit me
>>225589325Don't post this on /k/
>>225589301why do you even post on 4chanjust a bizarre thing to do as a successful parent
I work as volunteer for the youth and I can confidently say that young men are much better with children than young italuan women, and they seem to care a lot more too. Shit's insane
more likely to be useful is first aid for gunshot victimssometimes imagine somehow tackling and subduing an attempted mass shooter
>>225588790>Employment statusNone>Living situationNone>Height and weightNone
Lol
>>225589375Kills the time when I'm not otherwise engaged. And I've been here since 2006, I just don't know how to quit
My life is the bad example everyone uses to scare their children
>>225589382True
>>225589278Aprende un idioma antiguo, como el latín, el griego clásico o el hebreo bíblico. Si insistes en aprender un idioma moderno, elige el alemán. Todos estos son idiomas que estudio
>>225588790on disabilitylive alone in an apartment5 11 and 200
>>225589367bro is bottom desu///
>>225589487Older women are not like this. Something went horribly wrong
>>225589307It's coming. I have something to deal with right quick
>>225589527aint say shit to imply that
DISTEFANO
>>225589099Chad had no response for thisDo you think its over for you?
did you know that after COCK cums in you that you can feel it pulse and twitch for a while after
>>225589743Why do you want me to imagine such things? What do you want from me?
>>225589769Literally everyone here knows that from firsthand experience
>>225589769source?
>>225589743wth is wrong with her heel?
>>225589730He’s not the first adviser that I’ve left speechless. My Stacy therapist didn’t know what to do with me either
>>225589278Ucz się języka polskiego! zapomnij o języku francuskim i języku japońskim, by stać się polskim BYKIEM
>>225589849My Stacy therapist is telling me I need to talk to more women
vaguely remember some 2000s 'actress' who had a sort of hoof for a foot, that was mostly hidden
>>225589881spierdalaj cody kowalski
My doctor told me I need to stop masturbating. When I asked why, she told me, "Because I'm trying to examine you"
>>225589959
>>225589930She's right.
therapist i had dropped me after a suicide attempt
>>225589944zamknij cipę mały braciszku
>>225590021Really? That's fucked up
>>225590021I can be your rapist, meet me at walmart's parking lot
>>225590073but you're in ireland
>>225590021They didn't want you to fuck up their K/D ratio, as it were
>>225590021Was that entirely their decision? I think there are some strange red tape involved with therapists when someone is hospitalized for a suicide attempt
just got called lil bro in wifi password languagejapierdole
I had an elk burger today, as I've already posted and I've not had game meat in a long time, and it smelled almost like seafood. Any hunters here knowhamsayin?
>>225590147>seafoodMeat smelling like seafood probably means it went to shit
>>225589278Ignore all the answers and learn Swedish
>>225590165what if the elk ate a lot of fish before dying
>>225590147My brother is going on a hunt this week, so I hope I will also be able to have such a burger soon. I've always thought that elk tastes a bit more "earthy" than beef. It's very good, maybe my preferred red meat
>>225590121it was explained to me, that the county therapist system is a limited time deal, and that i'd need to find a therapist 'in the community'. i guess my sadly failed attempt was a good opportunity to cut me loose
>>225589939Yes i remember that
>>225589495te ha servido alguno de esos idiomas o solo es para estar de mamon?>>225589881redpill me on polish. why not just learn russian or Finnish :D
Watching the women's bouldering semi-finals
do you swear on skibidi to tell the rizz and nothing but the rizz, so help you ohio?
>>225590098ok should be in us now. behing walmart. now.
>>225590165it tasted great tho, it just smelled unusual
>>225590274Bet, ong
>>225590196Maybe algae? Saw in a docu they love lake and river seaweed. We had elks in our alps but they went extinct in roman times
>>225590021therapy is funny because>1. most of the time the issue is fundamentally not having enough resources, you can get as much support as you want but support won't pay for crippling medical debt>2. therapists want 250 dollars per hour sessions to sit there and listen to someone whine about their job or other surface level issues that life is full of, as soon as they see serious level mental health problems they GTFO
>>225590233>te ha servido alguno de esos idiomas o solo es para estar de mamon?No soy ningun mamon. Nunca hablo de eso en la vida real, solo me gusta leer literatura clasica
>>225590305>Therapy
I've had people tell me to go to therapy before, but I never went. Therapy doesn't really help with all issues, it can just help reduce the impact they have on the other parts of your life. Some things just take time to heal and going and talking about it every week with some rando isn't going to change that
>>225590230If the therapist wasn't really committed to your care, then you may be better off. I hope you can find a better fit
>>225590295certainly possible, there's a rare flavor of bear meat that can taste like blueberries if you hunt one after they eat a lot
>>225590262I stopped watching when the trend veered towards pants and baggy shorts
>>225589807someone has cummed in you before?
>>225590390Yes? This is a gay gen
People talk about therapy like it's the answer to everything It's not. It's a gateway to get you hooked on some pharmaceutical, so the psychiatrists can get paid. They get kickbacks from drug companies too, that's why no matter what you go in for theilyll always prescribe Tramadol
Regarding therapy, some people can benefit just from having someone to speak to, especially if they have no one else in their life. It's definitely not a magic bullet for all one's problems
>>225590441Therapists and psychiatrists are different.Therapists don't give you medication
>>225590441Trampoline is an opioid. Do you mean Trazodone?
>>225590364>. Some things just take time to heal and going and talking about it every week with some rando isn't going to change thatIt helped me
I want to be Nora Fawn and get fucked by big hairy ugly men
I'm bringing sexy back, YEAH!
>>225590534Yeah
>>225590556Sexy little slut
>>225590233Well, know what you're getting, you're not getting a lingua franca but you don't need one because you speak English. Polish history and culture is really rich and there's a lot in there to fall in love with. Russian is the same (my brother can speak Russian fluently) but is dramatically more difficult to learn as you need to learn cyrillic and I would say if you go down that path you should probably find a tutor. And that applies to Japanese as well, unless you want to spend a chunk of your life being brought to tears by little logographic characters.I guess what I'm saying is, learning a language for interest instead of utility, Polish was the right level of difficulty for me to pick it up, learn more about slavic culture etc etc, while still having time to pursue the other things in life I'm doing right now. If you have more time than I do maybe Russian makes more sense.
what are you watching while eating?
am 40, been on some combo of meds my adult life, live like a recluse, no idea what life is like without meds. feel i ruined my life, or not
>needing therapysoft faggots
therapy? that's nothing but a racket for the jews!
>>225590669>>225590344
I can't tell if this strange smell is coming from my chair or my bare feet
>>225590730Sorry, that's me. I'm in your closet
>>225590695YEAH well I didn't SEE that
My parents but me on anti anxiety meds in throughout middle and high school. Thankfully I would go months without taking them, just hiding them in the trash, so my brain isn’t as fried as it could have been
Watched the back rooms at work. It was ok I guess, definitely not a masterpiece as so many are claiming. I feel like they could have dropped the whole therapy thing
I coulda gone pro if not for my trick wrist
>>225590874>the scary movie about a meme where everyone pretends something fundamentally unscary is actually scary was actually not as good as people are meming it to be
>>225590952You dont get it
If you have a steady income and no debt, I don't think you can truly fathom how financially retarded the average American isWhen I was in college, I worked at a gas station, and my coworker would regularly buy food in the store or on doordash that cost more than he would make his entire shift. Of course he also had a brand new SUV that he was making outrageous payments on
>>225590999There's nothing to get. It's the new version of niggers pretending to be terribly, deathly afraid of clowns. It's a stupid meme people started taking too seriously because they wanted to be in on it
https://youtu.be/4FdNFttVrOo?is=TWUxsRswwSm8ZiBb
There was a 90s dance hit song who's only lyrics were "Puerto Rico, OOOOOH"
Skipped gym, eating junk food, watching youtube slop
>>225590648ive been like this since i was a kid and needed to watch tv when i ate
>>225591215Found ithttps://youtu.be/drO5lhut16M?si=5C9-qDOXgAnYI9iS
Ok so Puerto Rico wasn't the only lyrics but it's clearly 90% of the song
>>225590648Football
>>225590648I'm watching the chieftan tour a finnish tank museum
>>225590648My girls clit
>>225590172this
>>225590648hyakuto kyoko's cuphead streams
>>225591472Wholesome
can we be honest if youre whinging about "culture" to learn a language youre never gonna learn it cause it's useless to you
Back in the day I bought a PS4 for bloodborne and PTNow I can play them on my PCWhat will happen next?
>whingingNobody says this
>>225591531convert your ps4 to a linux server
>>225591537sorry youre an ignorant swine maybe read a book?
>>225591579That's British/Australian English That word is unknown in America
>>225591537I say that...
>>225591560I already have a server. 32tb of 4k rips. Gonna put sopranos on it soon.
I'm convinced that anyone who posts anime has some kind of fuckin disorder.
>and that sexual dissatisfaction and sexual health problems were associated with using pornographyhttps://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34526247/
>>225591662Anime website
>>225591662anime webzone
>>225591674Yea and the sky is blue, everyone knows it’s bad for you Also why are you obsessed with that image
It's shite being scottish
>>225589278give this dumb bitch the as109 treatment
>>225591666
>>225591733O, GoliàI love that guy
gonna try to quit my psych meds
My new favorite porn genre is biological twin sisters having sex with each other
>>225592001Taper off them
>be me>lose virginity to girl I met at a club>now I have a bunch of sores and bumps on my penis>hurts to peeWtf am I allergic to pussy?
>>225592016>My new favorite porn genre is biological twin sisters having sex with each other
Porn is fucking brain poison. I masturbate solely to older women in swimsuits on Pinterest. Do I consider myself superior? Yes.
>>225592033I could give you some links if you’d like
>>225592033woke made that illegal im afraid, MODS
>>225592066Please
>>225592039Yeah older women lol love the older mature milfs on social media (they're older)
>>225592098Ok, but keep in mind a lot of these woman aren’t the best lookinghttps://www.redgifs.com/watch/virtuousfortunatebluebird?from=embedI tried to post more but all my other links were marked as spam
>>225592098>>225592256https://www.redgifs.com/watch/wetidioticcat?from=embed
sad that these people exist and sadder that anyone would want to jerk off to them
'O Mangion' was prophetic
Last one https://www.redgifs.com/watch/gainsboroinsidiousbadger?from=embed
I enjoy the middle seat. Especially in the middle row. I never have to get up to pee
New Midwest SafetyPolice set up a TCAP type sting and among all the guys that show up, one of their own shows up toohttps://youtu.be/oUPEypXcv50?si=atbqkdP29zRuybeg
>>225592486can't imagine the blue balls one experiences when snared in such a thing
>>225592526I'm 2 predators in and so far they're both asians
Oops no, #3 and 4 are white dudes
The post nut clarity hit me like a fucking truck
#5 is an old black guy
>>225592334>>225592299>>225592256grim
>>225592696Yea every time I jerk off to this I feel a tremendous amount of shame afterwards
i rate this 6.5/10
>>225592725That's why you should only jack off to ladies in swimsuits on PunterestNo shame there
Im a breathing mannequin
>>225591441>getting donations just for sitting there playing a fucking gamezoomers are mentally ill.
>>225592753Usually I just imagine scenarios in my head. But lately I’ve been looking at lesbian stuff again
>>225592725those women have to fucked up in the head right?
I don't want to get diabetes, ever. A heart attack, artery blockage, something clear, not necessarily clean, but definitive. When i die i dont want people to think im still alive. I don't want to have others grasping at straws over wether I can still be saved. Thats pain I don't want on others
>be me>pissing in public urinal>boomer walks in, sees me>"Hey! That's illegal you know">"What?">"A grown man holding a little boy's dick!">He laughs and goes into a stall to take a shit
>>225592787Most definitely, as with all women who do porn
>>225592798Is there a DNR (do not resuscitate) procedure in Mexico? In the USA you can sign up for one when you want to die
>>225592299That's so hot
>>225592864The streamer Torsadz is a paramedic irl and he said he had to perform CPR on this old lady and her family told him to stop. He asked to see a DNR form and they said they didn't have one, they just wanted her to die.
>>225592884I’m in my post-nut phase so now I just feel disgust
>>225592960Typically we just keep working them at that point, but we can also call medical control, explain the situation, and see if they order us to stop
>>225592992Brootal
>>225592920Yes
>>225592816>Most definitely, as with all WOMEN
imagine passing out, and that is the end, no more misery, for eternity
>>225592920you throw them a few singles, not $50 or $60. it's ridiculous how you people think, it's just gaming.
>>225593117No more anything. It's like before you were born, just nothing.
I found these videos online of a Japanese show where a little girl approaches strangers to see how they react in various situations. It's meant to be cute. It's got me thinking that one of the best markers of how a conservative a society is, is how well people in general, but especially women, can deal with children. I sometimes think that the area I live in is losing too many of its traditional values, but I'm very confident that if you take a random woman here and task her with entertaining or caring for a child, she could do it pretty well. This contrasts with videos I see from other western countries where many women want nothing to do with children and have no idea how to deal with them
How do you guys like your coffee
>>225593174I don't drink coffee
Ignore tripfags
>>225593174Black
>>225593174iced latte, no sweeteners
>>225593181Is it bad for you?
Son of a BITCH!
starting to feel silly, my habit of talking to chatgpt like it is a person
ello chaps
>>225593276Distinguished Pupper
>>225593174Like my women blonde and hot
>>225593276Those dogs remind me of the Chinese dancing lion things
Everybody went for a slash or what
>>225593345>blonde coffee
>>225593174I don't like coffe
AI says I need to order some anti-fungal cream for a spot on my dick but idk I don't really feel like it rn
>>225593219I don't want to be addicted to caffeine
that time when demolition d interrupted himself in the middle of a review to eat an orange on his desk
>>225593269I feel silly for using jankass gemini because it's right there in google instead of taking the effort of asking chatGPT. Really gotta pin ChatGPT to the ol' Allahu Taskbar.
>>225593657i'm a fool enough to subscribe to chatgpt, but i use it alot, as a sort of general advisor for my mentally ill self
Investing in the stock market
I am the only person in the world who listens to this artist
>>225593728If subscribed to an AI, it'd be to grok, cause its' main failing is that it's always overloaded and doesn't really function reliably without a sub. But it makes such pwetty pictures & movies that I'm totally sold on it.
Shit, if this is gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes
I've really gotta work on my misuse of punctuation. English is not heavy on commas, that's a carry-over from The Old Tongue. I don't mind the run-on sentences tho, I think they create a sense of excitement.
No sex in the champagne room
Kek ya get what ya fuckin deserve!
>>225594068>I don't mind the run-on sentences tho, I think they create a sense of excitement.I think it's interesting how many people on the internet seem to have an intuitive sense of where semicolons should be used, but they use commas there instead. See above. Maybe semicolons just seem a bit too formal. Idk
Bush - This Is War
I haven't had mashed potatoes in a long time
>>225594146Anyone who buys a jeep is a retard
do the mash potatoyoutu.be/2PCTdsgDyFI
Hozier - Too Sweet
>>225594263Riveting
No heart to speak of
>>225594338one of the first people to make a hit song about zoomer goth girls, respecc
>>225594263That's because you are a non-White parasite, and you will be forced to leave my country which you are determined to turn into another third-world shithole.
>>225594397
NEW >>225594408
>>225594401>>225594421Great
>>225594393Mashed that freak's potatoes
potato
