Chesterfield edition
grapes are the best fruit
>RICKY GERVAIS LIVE>505 watching now
got bowed legs to be honest lads
i dont got no abbai dont play no gabberi like zapp not zappaso please quit your jibba jabba
>>225588249Imagine a dude launches a grape out of his asshole into your mouth
>Harrison is named after the sixth and seventh notes of the Indian music scale, dha and ni.[8]George called his son 67scream
I'll respond when I feel like it :)
just flipped my mirror over and it has 3x zoom. its fucking madness. did any of you know you can buy a zoomed in mirror
accidentally slipped up earlier on when the bergs asked me if i was alright by saying no
wish the new kindle fig colourway was available on the signature edition as I don't want the coloursoft but I like the colour
>>225588302seems to exist purely to show you how horrifying and old your skin is
>>225588310:(
>>225588310when i was working supermarket toil a girl came up to me one time and said well how are you and i said terrible and she never spoke to me again
>>225588349im going to use it every morning now to see if my eyes are turning yellow
sharwoods mango chutney mogs pataks
>>225588302always look good in my mirrors then when I come up on camera for toil I realise I've just got used to my reflection and I'm actually a really ugly bastard
>florest
every youtuber uploading a video called like "the problem with..." or whatever implying that it's a structured video and it's just a barely edited twitch vod should be executed in real life
just changed the toilet seat by myself like a big boy
what does he even do
rorke taking a cup of bovril to the gym
>>225588375anal queen
watching Top Gun Maverick in cinema was a religious experience
>>225588436thats a good idea actually
don't see this in bars anymore
Really love that post-poo feeling in your bum, a pleasant thing I'm not sure I've heard anyone speak about before.
right well bit gay that
good lord no wonder ive got diarrhea look at the fucking state of the microwave
>>225588496dtw
>>225588448also a bbc queen
>>225588511son...
>>225588511the paint chips are falling from the roof and into your food btw
>>225588478need the extra straight lads to tell me if im a bit gay for wanting to shag this lad and rub hot oil onto his abs and chest
>>225588511looks like chernoyl
>>225588511sonion
>>225588511what even is that?
>>225588511looks like Chernobyl in there
Got my art project coming up soon and I was thinking of painting Trump but wearing a diaper or something. Thoughts?
microwaves haven't quite made it to canada it seems
>>225588511
TIME IS FREEBUT IT'S PRICELESSYOU CAN'T OWN ITBUT YOU CAN USE ITYOU CAN'T KEEP ITBUT YOU CAN SPEND ITONCE YOU'VE LOST ITYOU CAN NEVER GET IT BACK
>>225588478um
getting a bit reddity in here. you know what i mean
Anyone watched Cyberpunk edgerunners lads?Should I watch it in English or Japanese?
hint too much cardamom in my curry
>>225588536They're too busy atm talking about poo lol
>>225588602grow up
The origin of human DNA is deeply rooted in Africa, with a rich tapestry of genetic diversity arising from multiple populations that interacted and migrated across the continent over millennia. This complex history is supported by both fossil evidence and modern genetic research, reshaping our understanding of how Homo sapiens came to be.
yeah it do be looming tho
none of my illegal streams are working it's a disgrace
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSZXD4UF3_g
>>225588602well do you speak japanese?
just saw rorke giving it the big'un outside greggs
humans are filth
none of you are real
>>225588601yeah shocking. someone posted an original image for once. we should go back to talking about poo and posting the same 5 webms over and over
>>225588617>>225588651
>>225588602if you're an autistic manchild you'll like it
>>225588539Roar
Couldn't read books even if I wanted to because the traffic noise outside my newly purchased first home on a busy main road would distract me
>>225588685
>>225588677I told you this 2 years ago I tried to warn you
>>225588711get the ear protectors worn
>>225588602you mean dub or sub?
2 pm
for those considering playing wow forever: it can take up to 200 hours of grindy gameplay to reach level 60.
>>225588711Enjoy this gimmick
>>225588763>United Kingdom address on canExposed, take off the VPN you freak
>>225588770Not considering it ty
>>225588249one of the worst posts in /brit/ history
>>225588759English Dub or English SubsGoing for English dub
>>225588511should send those nodules to a lab as a possible new life form
>>225588770i have 3k hrs in skyrim pal
>>225588772What specifically do you enjoy about it?
thats him done
steve1989mreinfo sex arse
>>225588796done him
>>225588796>>225588763>[Deleted]
>>225588813how? it's good but how is it worth 3k hours
yeah why is literally every dragonball villain except for frieza a parasite that takes over or absorbs the good characters
What's that? The protesters burnt down a building? Quick, surrender all of our rights to the billionaire oligarchs
>>225588885can't imagine thinking this post was worth making
yer mum sucks dragon balls ahahahahah
>>225588770never played wow but ive amassed an embarrassing amount of hours on runescape
rorke
>>225588511That's just ruined now, I reckon don't even bother cleaning that, you need a new microwave
>>225588873i liked it when goku turned super saiyan 4 and did the spirit bombthat was fire
>>225588873King Piccolo and Prince Vegeta weren't parasites.
>>225588917yer mum was worth making love to hahhaa
>>225588885>Quick, surrender all of our rights to the billionaire oligarchsNOGive it to Israel, like all good goy alt-right governments.
lazy writing desu
grow up is a spirit bomb on /brit/
>>225588796I mean aside from that it still seemed too much like the UK
>>225588939they dont really count because they become the good guys
got the game on, not the football, the 1997 david fincher directed film starring michael douglas
bidding on something on ebay and it ends in an hour and i feel extremely anxious
>>225589005What about Garlic Junior?
>>225589014he dies at the end
imagine finding out the girl you were dating had 3k hours in skyrim and was into modding
>>225589027why not just bid like £50 more and then scare off all the other bidders
>>225589052corr
>>225589036that was filter that i ended up skipping lol
>>225589027good luck x
Genuinely don't find it very pleasant when you make fun of my newly purchased first home on a busy main road situation.I was under the boot of a landlord that was continuously raising rent and I couldn't afford to live there anymore. I was fortunate enough to be in a position to buy, but it had to be pretty cheap.When you look for houses to buy, a lot of them are in dire conditions and need tends of thousands to be renovated or modernised.I got very lucky that the house I bought was all fully refurbished. New boiler, wiring done, new kitchen and bathroom etc. The downside is that it was on a busy main road, but not having to deal with the time and expense of renovations as a first time buyer won over. Long story short, you should be showing me some class solidarity
>>225589049Don't we all
>>225589049scr, those who haven't seen it won't get it
>>225589078you sound like you're in the midst of a mental breakdown when you write about this
>>225589115That's fine. Enjoy it. But don't make fun.
>>225589065well Broly was canon and not a parasite
>>225589086sonion
>muh signature usage is not le begging for attnetion middle aged man btw
>>225589078*torches it to the ground with you inside*
dating a white girl is like dating a laprasdating a chinese girl is like dating a kadabradating a black girl is like dating a golemdating an indian girl is like dating a pidgeydating a latina is like dating a tauros
Cheadle Air Force 12th Air Division, 22nd Fighter Squadron "Flying Bradleys"
>>225589014I like that film
>>225588873What about Pilaf?
Ffs rorkeypops
Searching for posts that contain ‘newly purchased first home on a busy main road’ and in ‘gb’.>76 results found.
>>225588496think this is illegal in the UK, what with sam adams being a founding father of the US
>>225588712what the hell even is that
>>225589151how so
>>225589146As long as I can safely escape and claim the insurance haha
>>225589086would genuinely exchange bum licks with this foetid old hag
consider the isabelline shrike
>>225589181too autistic and boring a scenario to be larping. what does he want us to do about it thoug
Love fucking escorts hardMy willard is just under 7 inches so I can give them a good pounding
i lost
AAAAAAAAAAAARRGGGHH!!! EVIL WIZARD PONY
>>225589161s
>>225589181Curious, what was my first post about it?
>>225589204not taking questions at the moment lad x
toil tomorrow, who's excited?
I will do thy bidding master...
>>225589014Strange film that. Good though
nice 10 replies to my microwave post i should put adverts on it to make enough for a new one
the leopards ate my arse
>under 7 inches>good pounding
>>225589224ngl I like seeing those cheap nasty pornos where the bird is clearly repulsed by a guy but then he hits the right spot and she gets into it a bit and starts groaning with pleasure and then once he's cum the realisation hits and she looks repulsed at herself again for having been aroused a little bit
>>225589261everyone went to London for some workshop but i didn't go so it's basically a day off
another free fillum courtesy of the curzon membership
Why did he purchase a house on a busy main road in the first place
>>225589309cow
>>225589298Is that the one where some Paul Blart looking guy has a gigantic cock and he's shagging a black girl on a sofa?
>>225589316something to post about
>>225589298cunthair away from rape
>>225589309coo
>>221962820
rorke inseminating his pillow
/brit/ Air Defence Force, 20th Naval Bomber Division, 88th Squadron "Poo Sealers"
>>225589316there wasnt much traffic when he went to view the place and he assumed it must always be like that
might not buy a house on a busy main road
feels good living through life knowing that some day im going to just turn it all around and stop being a weird alchie freak and just be a normal bloke with a wife and kids living a normal life
>>225589341His loss is our gain
>>225589181what he doesn't know is that getting new windows nowadays increases sound from outside due to them all having to be installed with trickle vents.
how much was the newly purchased first home on a busy main road? I'll shortly be looking to purchase my first home and hope it's not on a busy main road
>>225589309is that booby hard-shaft?
>>225589286Average willard size is like 5.8 inches so yeah7 inches is bigger than 90% of men
>>225589364
i don't know anything
>>225589376Nugubu inseminating his sisterMboko inseminating his mum
Girugamesh!
>>225589387Correct. I would also add that I knew the area previously and I've never known it to be so busy. It has genuinely got busier since I last lived near this particular area
when are those riots spreading here then
feels good going through toil knowing one day i'll get home and be a weird autismo gooner freak and spend a bit of time wanking and a bit of time on hobbies
>>225589340doesn't matter how big he is really, sometimes it's a really grotesque fatso with a 3 incher and they'll still get into it a bit. maybe women are easier to please than we at /brit/ first thought?
my house cost £125k cause i live in northern ireland and theres nothing to do and everyone is poor and snorts pregabalin for fun after they fail their gcses
dont have a tape measure so my willy is about half an inch longer than a google pixel 6
>>225589489Ain’t nun Timmy cud do
>>225589408I'm not getting new windows, they are already double glazed. I'm talking about secondary glazing which is basically an additional sheet of internal acrylic/glass about 3cm away from the window. It vastly reduces outside noise
>busy
>>225589466why would that happenour schools are fine
>>225589488the only person I know who was an english soldier during the troubles has said he wants to move to norn iron as it's much penger than britain
>>225589462Hey Faggots,My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
Emotionally, but thankfully not fiscally invested in the first home on a busy main road
Saw a childhood friend of mine today. He was a fat cunt as a kid and he's still fat now, fatter than me even, yet he now has an absolutely PENG blonde qt gf and I remain unfuckable. It not right, lads; it not right.>I saw his willy once so I know he's not hung
>>225588425our top scorer still
>>2255895286 in 5 minutes at half 10pm is busy
should grow a tall and lush hedgerow to deaden the noise of the cars
>>225589542>an active warzone is penger than britain
Tim is a convicted nonce yet the timmongs STILL spam him and celebrate his convictions as some kind of badge of honour
>>225589608terrific idea
>>225588712*saves webm*>>225589200doro
>>225589581its pretty simple mate. he's probably outgoing, confident, and doesnt have a dog shit personality.you're the opposite. its not a mystery.
goyim lives do not matter
>>225589630why do you like about this so often
>>225589542lots of english here now. i think theyre here for the cheap houses and cost of living. fair play to them though its like choosing to live in luton when londons right there
>>225589635
One time my mum was joking around and mimicked my dad peeing. she used two wide hands to hold the imaginary penis so I know my dad is girthy as fuck
>turn on hag filter>lose 70 fps>all for the low low price of 5000 gbp
>>225589523how have the neighbours been? you still hear them too?
>>225589645he's notbut yes that's true of me haha
>>225589655I don't fucking like him he's disgusting and evil
>>225589665surely youve seen your dads willy before
>>225589581Hate itUtterly hate seeing fat men with women
>>225589679you know you are breaking the law right
dont think arseanal are it
>>225589695That why you avoid mirrors when your mum takes you to Matalan for some new joggers?
>>225589645>personalityWhat do normoids mean by this word?Seems to me having a "personality" means being an arrogant wanker tbqh
>>225589695they've done you
>>225589668They haven't been too bad. Lower class neighbour hasn't had her daughter or male visitors around much for a while so pretty quiet. Other neighbours TV isn't too loud these days
Did you guys really not shower with your dads as kids
Why does sacked tranny always go for the "your mum / dad" lines when he has a dead dad who is in hell
whats it going to take normies and leftypol they were wrong about the biomass
eating until I throw up
quite tired lads x
>>225589430Wtf fact check this 90%, feeling chuffed at this news if true
looking at Turner landscapeslove him
the chicken i had for dinner tasted like a future case of diarrhea
>>225589679but you love seasidemark, a man who regularly shits himself and who raped a disabled woman
>>225589788well go on then how big is yours
>>225589732well normoids are by and large not lonely sexless bitter freaks like you, so you can use that as starting point in your journey of understanding why you are the way you are
>>225589645>just be outgoing, confident and dont have a shit personality brohe just got lucky and/or has money lol
>>225589721Matalan wow, I do enjoy when a post in /brit/ gives me a blast from the past when a British thing is mentioned that I've not encountered or thought about in years>>2255898117 inches
>>225589813Not an argument
>>225589820if saying that helps you cope then crack on mate.
>>225589805seasideMARK has a medical condition and he was actually raped by her she abused him for financial gain. Get the facts right before you start chatting shit dumb Timmong
it looms
>>225589844there is no argument. you're being told.
claude recompile pokemon platinum with the ability to sex every trainer in the game
>umbrome when cody is bogarting the six pack
>>225589813catty little man
>>225589717we'll win the league post season after shammy are relegated
7.0 x 5.5 inch is the ideal dick size tbqhBig enough to give any woman a pounding but not large enough to break her pussois
>>225589889only women and poofs use that word you clueless incel gimp
>>225589838you werent aware thats above average?
sup odie
nth for the gyaldem
Absolutely love seeing incels get bullied
>>225589920trying wayyyy too hard
that lad is shagging his toilfu right now as we speak
Mine is 8" long and 6" girth
Having a small cock must make you so mentally ill. Actually worse than having no cock at all.
>>225589954why do you enjoy seeing the most oppressed individuals getting bullied
>>225589946does your dad have a favourite gyaldem
Tth for the wiggubafmooxk
>>225589970one of my mates has a cock like that, although I think my other mate's is a bit shorter but more aesthetically pleasing, mostly due to him being uncut
>>225589954incel website not failed normie website
Hate the expression “I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy”I live above a junkie and would wish for every imaginable horror those world has to offer to happen to him
The boys are back round
>>225589845you are the one coping actually. im simply telling you about the brutal reality of human nature though tbf she's probably not all that. briddish people tend to overrate even the most mid of women as some sort of goddess
>>225589986the bratty canadian one
>>225589996
>>225590005whats he done
got the princess wand out
The brie and cranberry sandwiches the shops do around this time of year are lush
>>225590005Why?
>>225589977I'm mentally ill and I have a swc so you could be right
>>225588341I chose the white Clicks Communicator
>>225589970proofs?
DTFIC part of the gyaldem
>>225590051almost as lush as your arse, love*smacks it*
>>225590001mhmm
bepis
it's over for people like me
>>225588377And then what are you going to do about it?
gonna do some incel pushups in a bit
>>225590040>>225590055Being an anti social junkie scum with a massive criminal past and being a filthy junkie I have to live above?
Wooooahhh wooaaaah wooooahhhWowHey woooahhhh
>>225590107does that include ir*sh
Need to pick up a new mangaAnyone got any hidden gem recs?
>>225590107>a mainstream political party
>>225590079Sorry :(
>>225590107are you brown
>>225590130but how does it affect you?
>>225590107restore britain arent a mainstream political party though theyre fringe scamming lunatics who will never be in power
>>225590146irish blood english heartnot going back sorry
>>225590157I'm white passing to be honestonly my name gives it away
doing an in el breathe in and then an incel breathing back out again
>>225589982its really fun and satisfying punching down
>>225590130Seems like a low bar for unimaginable painful torture tbqh
>>225590148Dorohedoro
>>225590019>you are the one coping actually...[extreme levels of cope]ok
>>225590120put the bottle down and get onto the weed
>>225590091DTFIC negging chat when the valorant win streak gets dark
we just adding incel onto anything these days? i remember when being an incel used to mean something
>>225590177alri pre-woke frankie boyle
>>225590171t. darren sukhmandeep
>>225590161Fuck off junkie scum
dont know why people say punching down isn't funny people wouldn't do it if that was true its mean yes but it must be funny to some people for it to have this much longevity
Singin' in the Rain is the only musical i have seen that i likedthank you for your time.
>>225590221should've saved this one for friday
Game of the 2020s
>>225590199Ok
>>225590239why
>>225590195if all it took was being outgoing without a "shit personality" then incels and rates of divorce wouldnt be sky high buddy boyo
>>225590130Know people who have bought new build houses as their first home and have had underclass dole scrounging junkie scum moved into social housing down the road and its completely ruined their lives
>>225590234its uncivilised
i wish it were friday night
>>225590234It’s not funny if you’re an empath like me
>>225590261ok mate i really dont care that much. just stop being a virgin retard
>>225590148
>>225590259AGP ogrehons love dressing as their favourite anime charactersObviously everyone around just laughs and is extremely disgusted
about to weigh myself if anyone wants to take a guess. will be in kg
>>225590314>>225590314
>>22559031098
>>225590310i was going to guess stone
bump ok
>>225590148historie
>>225589581It's shrimple. You talk like retardside mark you retarded manchild faggot
>>225589655Anyone they don't like is a pedo and it's up to the( tranny) to decide whether or not you are friends or not
