Union of Yuktobanian Republics edition
I hate myself
any merzbow man in
Union of yakubian republics
>>225594255you are lovely ok
>>225593979Yes, best thrill I've ever had in my life. Also they're clean so you can suck their bum holes and everything. While different experience too. Nice and natural
MILF Cindy subedish
Just seen the time
the evening watch
Need my bollocks sucked
thoughts on this?https://x.com/EmergenciasEc/status/2111686395710329008
>>225594315those asmr girls are too pretty for me
screaming at this
Let's not be sniping arseholes and post our favourite albums.Come on, lets get the music posted
need my bollocks
Might restore Belka to greatness later
>>225594348Begone
therapytoil on the morrow
kneed my bollocks
>>225594371Based. Fuck the evil bastards.
>>225594376Sir Soothed Ego
right so im 30 tomorrowmad that
eating an overpriced tesco bento rn
pooed out poo
>>225594348not clicking that virus
im new around here but doesn't let that stop me from participating
get the fucking italo disco posted
>>225594057Imagine sitting there for hours knowing you're ruining someone's face for life. Tattoo artists and cosmetic surgeons are heartless jobs kek
>>225592859i can barely wipe my own arse mateim not servicing a watch
uh oh
>>225594402:)big boy now
>>225594371painting had made me realise that depicting your enemy as a soyjak truly is a perennial feature of symbolism
Anyway I'm going to bed now guysMm
>>225594402happy birthday x
>>225594414why not some 883 instead
>>225594203https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BV4BcI4AxE
these niggas ain’t shiiiiitthese broke ass niggas ain’t shiiit
reading a comic about a gal who extorts money out of some poor chap and if he doesn't pay up he has to lick her bumhole
why do brit posters "scream" at images do you actually face your computer screen and yell in a high pitch directly at it? very strange
weekend went rapid and it's toil time again very soon
>>225594435ive been a big boy since puberty ;^)
>>225594461oh no
>>225594451cringe
literally/who
>>225594402happy birthday '96bro x
>>225594468to drown out your monotonous drone
>>225594468screaming into my own arse at this post
>>225594339hi
>>225594353Come on!Don't be shy
>>225594402I’m 30 in a few months and im dreading it so bad
>>225594353not sure actually but first thought is this
not sure what ill do with my extra hour tomorrow
>>225594451screaming of course he posts on 4chanprobably the one who keeps shilling himself here
>>225594496prefer tits me
>>225594468i crouch in front of my laptop and do a gutteral roar when i see a post i dont like to relieve stress
>>225594511just a number innityou'll wake up basically the same as you were the night beforemy dad is 58 and says that, apart from getting indigestion more frequently, he still feels good
>>225594468you wouldn't understand
>>225594508been listening to tales from topographic oceans a lot lately but won't say that because you bully progx
>>225594353
>>225594519actually by a hair it might be AM
>>225594526gp
ok bye
freaks who just sit there and "appreciate" music are some of the creepiest runts around i imagine them all to look something like that anthony fantano prick
>>225594549is this the little fluffy clouds album?
>>225594605yh
>>225594589>sit there and "appreciate" musicas opposed to?
>>225594589how so
>>225594605they went on forever
>>225594589i remember posting about how music gimps are just as bad as sports fans with their cringe and got a bunch of them rattled herean australian stopped spamming images of cocks to argue with me. i know because he got banned shortly after. says it all really
>>225594589the streets are calling this the most autistic post ever made to /brit/
Bell them birds again lad
>>225594589I said DON'T be a sniping arseholedaft get
>>225594634what do you enjoy then
>>225594634kek. based cock thwarter
im a rat
set the runts off so i have
just sitting around, appreciating some elton john
>>225594617yeah, love it
have to stop being a fat bastard
>>225594677only pretending to be an autistic virgin, aye?
any chudburgers in
>>225594649tells a story this pic
art is genuinely the most important thing humans doit is the reason we existif you aren't moved to participate in art you aren't human and i mean that sincerely
*poos out paint eggs onto a canvas*
>>225594715trvke
you are standing in a field or warehouse. noise is played out of audio equipment. as a result of this noise, you begin to bob your knees repeatedly, and have muscle spasms causing your arms to wave in arbitrary directions. around you, there are several others also bobbing and experiencing muscle spasms. you process this information, and arrive at the conclusion that performing these actions in the field or warehouse is enjoyable. this is sincerely the pattern of thought as experienced by spasm bobbers
the Su-27 family is honestly the coolest jet fighter design ever
>>225594715actually the reason we exist is to shag and make more of us
>>225594715war is the most important thing humans do
>>225594758why
>>225594754i prefer mig-29si must say the su-27 and su-35 are the best looking flankerssu30s are fat and canards are ugly
>>225594758if thats the case how come other will risk their lives for others when they have no children of their own? wouldn't we just be kidnapping and raping each other then?
>>225594772just how it is, simple as
I refuse to take the bait
>>225594754btw that pic is not an su-27, thats a su-30smthis is a su-27
>>225594758to claim that reproduction is the meaning of life is a fundamental category era, as it simply passes the buckwhy have a child, why reproduce?so that your offspring can eventually reproduce?again, why?eventually you have to answer why we have so many capacities and why we aren't simply autoproducing automatato claim reproduction is the meaning of life is to say the meaning of a building is its foundation or the buildersvery stupid notion that collapses upon any concentration or consideration
>>225594758atheists actually believe this
I invented that gimmick btw
>>225594715what is art
don't get how people listen to musicdo you just fucking sit there like some spacked out mong and while some sound playsreally virginous in all honesty
>>225594805first for everything
for me its the arsenal bird
what's your favourite cheese ladsI'm a mild cheddar man
consider the humble f-14 tomcat
i hate 4chan i wish it was more like reddit
ancién gimmique this music bit
business idea: re-name gay porn to 'gorn'
>>225594838pooing and peeing
>>225594828Catapulted that wastrel to Alpha Centutai
>>225594847no I wave my arms around like a spacker and sometimes make squeal sounds too
i hate straight porn i wish it was more like gay porn
is the bird lad here?
might go live in the woods
gay porn wank = gwornk
>>225594895get yourself on the gay porn de lad
i am becoming gay porn
art? yeah I'm an artist*farts into a microphone*
Shit, extremely overrated movies:Godfather (died of boredom and depression, awful film)Birdman (cancer piss and shite, probably the worst on this list)Lord of The Rings (le hogwarts le flying dragonz xpppXDDD LE RING SMEGOlxppppppp)Hobbit (same shit different title cunt with big feet)Fight Club (depressing shit dark film, something about soap)Spirited Away (the other hayao miyazaki films were far more enjoyable)Full Metal Jacket (literally an entire film about a fat mental cunt that gets bullied)Mad Max 2015 (literal dogshite)Big Lebowski (LE bOWLing dude!!!! LE WEED money CASh Bro!>1/3 .2r4 ./)Pulp Fiction (LE FUNNY BLACK MAN!!! HAHAH SO FUNNY LE CLASSIC FILM BRO)2001 (Le crazy robot)Taxi Driver (Le depressed cretin)Every single capeshit film
>>225594872i wish you were more like dolly parton (dead with big tits)
just seen an extremely low quality post
>>225594918this will get them riled up
>>225594827yeah I said Su-27 family, the Su-30, Su-34 etc are all still based on it
>>225594918LOTR and 2001 are good though
Yeah the new Bleach episode is out tomorrow not today.Rumours suggest Ulquiorra could return
>>225594838Questions like this will always be met with an unsatisfying answer, I could say that it is creativity that serves no immediate practical purpose, but you'll probably find flaws in that definition.Ultimately, it is like the colour red, you know it when you see it and don't question it unless you're trying to prove a point.
the desolation of gay porn
Off to bed
gay porn is art
>>225594918>Godfather (died of boredom and depression, awful film)same, I couldn't even finish it>but the acting is so goodwho cares if the story bores me to death
>>225594918>Godfather (died of boredom and depression, awful film)
sealandwhatever happened there
reckon it's 'immature' to pee in your poo or to poo in your pee, do you? then from now on, you're no longer allowed to also urinate while sitting down and pooing
>>225594975i'll tell ya what fuckin happened
the gay pornification of the west by oswald spengler
>>225594974absolute unit
>>225594980grow up matewe're talking about fighter jets and overrated films right now
>>225594864most overrated plane ever tbqhnow the F-15, that's a plane
How Gay Porn Built Britain
do americans get the gay porn on?
>>225594918trolling outside of /b/
I save my piss to remove the skidmarks from my poos
>>225594918only good movie here is lawd dem rangs, lebowski, and spirited away
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1792335264060434.mp4
>>225595021gp + ktim
>>225594999>grow upshan't
mad
Imagine getting kicked out of a Jimmy Carr showhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRQZ_VC_sqQ
give gay porn studios government art grants
my fav plane? the easyjet one that takes me on holibobs every year
so lonelyso alone
Weeing on black people
>>225594948i heard Peter Griffin does a Rasengon on Sooty and Sweep
>>225595037I've done this
>>225595051i think the scottish government actually did this was like 500k for gay orgies in a cave
>>225595046is your default face a kind of open mouthed, no light behind the eyes, hopeful to please smile? no? then you are autistic/actually a human being
having a gwornk
>>225595058that'll be the airbus a320 then
>>225595058only peasants fly easyjet
also mad
It essentially turns a wide, dangerous, 4-inch fighter jet into a soft, manageable, streamlined "sausage."
>>225594949is the lowly tradesman who does a good job an artist, is he a human
give gay porn artists the nurses salaries
um
mental that all our military techs electronics have backdoors so that americans can just switch them off when needed even the nukes
forward the acolyte
>>225595094both look retardedself reported autism is a load of shit by the way
>>225595094need the autistic aggregate gf
>>225595092Would
>holibobs
give gay porn actors footballer's wages
>>225595142>both look retardedhow so
>>225595091I don't remember the airline but I was once at an airport and began to get doubtful about the weight of my luggage. I approached some random airport worker and asked if there was anywhere I could weigh my stuff. she asked which airline I was with, I said which one (I think it was ryanair actually), and she scoffed and said don't worry, they'll let anyone and anything on and don't check anything. bit unprofessional.
>>225594569red light better to be 1hundo
>>225595166you can't say that rorke
think before you post
give tesco "niggas" gay porn wages
>>225595173he just did
>>225595166eventually some of these will get me good
>>225595166s
give the gay porn nurses the gay football porn's salaries
gay porn is a jewish psyop
what was it
flew on a plane down to birmingham and had to sit next to a wog all the way down, then the place was not but wogs
i flipping hate old movies and modern art. it’s just a bunch of wokes pretending that it’s good because the woke bbc probably told them. the art don’t even look like what it is it’s like my 5 year old niece could do that you woke tuna melt
>>225595211gay porn
>>225594715
rape my arse with gay porn footballers and make me give them a nursing handjob paying them with my wage
sobbing into my pubes
>>225595214did yer da enjoy the flight
>>225595211it was racism... the hard R I'm afraid >>225595214bit racist
the enwokeification of gay porn
>>225595218me looking at a Picasso in The National Gallery
>>225594838a miserable little pile of secrets
flew on one of those tiny flybe prop planes oneit was terrifying
>>225595244>>225595251ok then
enwogification of gay porn
Give the niggers gay porn wages
>>225595218Sometimes I've had to work in modern/abstract art setting and some of the people are so insufferable and vapid, some of the birds are hot though and you can score a BPD shag
donating every single drop of semen i expel with the help of gay porn
I'd probably be considered a leftist by most standards but do most people see Polanski as a joke that only teenagers, students and retards actually think is a good leader
>>225595270screamed
seems to be a bloke dressed in women's clothes with his tiny cock out
>>225595268
well that's a picture of a bloke with his willy out then
gonna become one of those guys who hunts pickpockets
that lady has her willy out blah blah blah poo
if you make bulgarianon laugh you made a good post
right well
>>225595268What the frick dude
>>225595166
>>225595115What do you think?
might walk about with a VR headset on playing "gay porn" 24/7
the jizz is my paint and the other man's face is my canvas
>>225595288Are you gonna shout in a funny accent
>>225595268i mean he is quite cute that fella but holy fuck thats one disgusting mutilated cock wouldn't be me sucking on that
Need a cuddle
>>225595244that’s proper that is on the left. properly looks like what it is. now thats art, which i understand as a purely technical skill like welding or bricklaying
sir, another tranny porn video has hit the thread
right smell
battered veg for teaor tempura as the japs call it
right well that's just an ugly bloke in a wig with his erect penis out for the world to see
>>225595335same
right on time
Spaki having a melty and posting porn again is he?He's probably just been told he has five more minutes on his computer before it's time to get strapped into his breathing apparatus
right smelly
>>225595298just saying it my head is so ridiculous it got me :d
>>225595244Left painting is painfully dull
>>225595359>He's probably just been told he has five more minutes on his computer before it's time to get strapped into his breathing apparatusscreamed at this
>>225595341pseud
>>225595330now this one doesn't even have the illusion of being a woman would probably bash this fella for being a wrongun
armpits stinkarse stinkskichen stinksduvet stinksit all fucking stinks
apparently circumcision in America is down like 50% which is good, can't believe they did it for so long, it's fucking insane
>>225595350looks like my uncle
>>225595371he painted it at 14yo tbf to the lad
sabrina
>>225595397what about the willy
>>225595379feel called out?
>>225595350what you doing there mate
>>225594923
>>225595407its mad how many decent looking trannies are destroyed just be the fact their willys look a skinned pig
right now that catberg has fucked off from sleeping on my bed and is outside i can now wank>>225595417 this image may or may not have played a part in my decision making
>>225595425cry on
>>225595244left is dullright is bad Picassopic related is Picasso at his best
neighbor absolutely blaring the Guns n Roses no complaints from me
right thats sabrina with her arse displayed
>>225595445I mean i don't know about that but it does look weird, when I first saw porn when I was young I thought something is wrong with me which is mental
>>225595456grim.
>>225595477novermber rain I hope
>>225595464Modern man to a tee
>>225595408um
>>225595464whats good about that
>>225595417Sniff
>>225594414https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnpMJaFXbGERADIORAMA
>>225594872go to reddit then?both sites are shit btw
leek and potato soup. peng
>>225595482why
my penis is 4.2 inches erect
>>225595417revolting dwarf slag
>>225595464>blue era Picasso is best you are a fren
>>225595417Imagine how it looks when her fanny is gripping a gargantuan Congolese jungle BBC
>>225595501>and now, a report from our man in estonia
>>225595519grow up mate
>>225595115>is the lowly tradesman who does a good job an artist,dante thought so
>>225595519right then
>>225594649"How far away is he bro""Don't go home lad"
looks like charlie veitch had got a bit of the old bpd eh?
>>225595456he'll know when he comes back, they have a good sense of smell
>>225595491its blue which is the sad colour to let you know you should feel sad and the guy is old and being old is sad isnt it
>>225595491perfectly captures age grasping on to life as it passes away
why did he stop posting trannies?
>>225595548how so
me gusta Y U NO trololololo like a boss
>>225595512You are a beautiful soul Bulgarian bro, you improve every thread you post in.
>>225595539who's that
>>225595559no need for this
>>225595091Easyjet are actually pretty good. Wizzair too. Ryanair/Jet 2 are dogshit
horrid bit of brown-nosing there
>>225595576poof
>>225595530Just sayingIt’s obvious she prefers BBC
>>225595602cheers geoff
>>225595161Ryanair will fine you £200 if your bag is a cunt hair's width over their arbitrary measurements so def not them
>>225595558the uprightness of the guitar standing for that which gave his life purposehis grip quite literally a 1:1 representation of the hold on lifebut he's slumping in to deathand the dark blue is like evening, before night and death
>>225595602imagine your parents seeing that you post stuff like this on 4chanwhat would they think
my willy doesn't stand up like that mines just slumps over
>>225595623his dad wasn't around and his mum hates him so wouldn't care
>>225595577dunno
there's going to be a day when neeks come out of the closet as bbc cucks like the gays of old
>>225595576thanks lad
>>225595623they will soon when the ai are released and compile a database on every single internet user all posts, search history, and browsing habits
>>225595658honestly if this happens i think well find out that most people are weirdwont be looking forward to explaining all the fart porn i enjoy still
>the uprightness of the guitar standing for that which gave his life purpose>his grip quite literally a 1:1 representation of the hold on life>but he's slumping in to death>and the dark blue is like evening, before night and death
>>225595161def not ryanairhad BA let me on well over
I'm being RAPED
>>225595697ok
>>225595685is this our lad tim as a tranny?
>>225595421stinks as well probablyhavent touched or smelt it in over 12 hours
I sleep cuddling a pillow or with a pillow between my legs
>>225595617Thank you, found this genuinely insightful
>>225595694quite fond of BAbetter than they used to bealways give you loads of booze as well
Sabrina sex arse
>>225595740corr extra mature
>>225595751ok? me too
>>225595779mad how this really happened
paying £65 tomorrow to speak to a man over the phone for an hourfuck's sake
>>225595751that's allowed
>>225595817>>225595817>>225595817
Sir Rupert Lowe
>>225595812babestation rates
>>225595812i can do that for free
>>225595812the gay sex chat hotline got hit hard by inflation
>>225595519>>225595602brown incelsheed
