>>225594397
Henry Kissinger was a lion
>the future of american healthcare is in good hands
My library books are overdue. I’ve taken advantage of charitable people. I failed as a human being.
I'm thinking a chicken sandwich is in the cards for supper
>>225597974that is a 6/10 in Mexico... at that age...older, good luck !!!!!!!!
>>225598027>young people celebrating graduationwow
on my 3rd beerall 3 have been 12oz cans
Books enter public domain a lot sooner in Canada than the US, there's a lot of free classics you can put on your e reader if you live in Canada
Im going to kill myself tomorrow
I hear bats
>>225598075Bata are cool
>>225598072why not today ?why mañana ?
>>225598027Did you ever read that competency crisis article, I think it was from the LA times, about this? Very grim stuff. Boomer or older doctors have literally never seen graduates who can't find a vein before.
>>225598050Most mexican women are fat and ugly
>>225598087the weekend
Im batman
>>225597974Tasty little slut
>>225598081Never cared for them
>>225598064It's extremely easy to get any book for free. I haven't paid for any book - outside of some critical editions that I know I'll revisit - in the years since I got my kindle paperwhite
>>225598062Western governments be like: yeah we need millions of these
>>225598027What's that stand for, hamburger bun cheese university?
Proxima Centauri b, the closest exoplanet to earth
>>225598111You’re a creepy old man
>>225598113You're a monster
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1792329901569357.mp4
>>225598123Negro colleges that legally aren't allowed to be only negro colleges anymore
Even if you own your house you have to pay property taxes until the day you die. Does that sound right to you?
>>225598116I need to start using mine more.
>>225598123Human, BIPOC, & Chimp University
>>225598129>tidally locked>unstable star bombarding itIt's over...
>>225598141His turds look rather healthy
>>225598132Yes
>>225598147Not in Florida
the hourglass nebula
>>225598147At least I'm getting something for it
>don't worry I'm not gonna waste it
>>225598141I like how karl repoints his camera and perks up when he goes for the log
It’s still hot outside. Summer won
beginning to think my filopino lady nurse practitioner who prescribes me psych meds doesn't know what she is doing
>>225598064Cool it on the antisemitic remarks
>>225598189it's staring at me
>>225598217>prescribes me psych medsLOL
>>225598141all politicians should be subjected to this daily
>>225597974sexo
>>225598100Ok and most white women want to pay the toll and kill their baby in the womb
hate the SEA monkeys i dothe PFOA has turned their brains to mush methinks
Sort of worrying how many people are on SSRIs and the like nowadays
>>225598236Not true actually
>>225598207I look forward to the day the State of the Union livestream is interrupted by Tom Pearl eating a bowl of his own diarrhea.
>>225598238I love SEA monkeys, they even beat up jeet tourists. Very based.
youtu.be/z86ulO1NDec
>>225598240Why? Modern times require modern solutions
>>225598251With datable age white women it is, you're in denial
>>225598257in Thailand they beat up israeli tourists regularly and for that they have my respect but the rest are monkeys with brains damaged by PFOA
>>225598231Most of them would probably enjoy it.
>>225597974I hate to say this but the only philosophy the average man needs to know that the human condition is man vs nihilism it's our job to fight it and make sure it doesn't affect us
>>225598271Not really a solution, is it?
>>225598294Why do you hate saying that
We spaceposting nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TY5Hq_5FbT0
i'm a twisted nihilist quitting my psych meds
>>225598275Lol no, it isn't. You can't even have sex. You got psyoped by jews into race mixing and selecting for genetic defects like a good little slave
>>225598312Their last launch was pretty successful, wasn't it? That israeli comes to post here when they launch
the pillars of creation
>>225598323Lashing out at me changes nothing about the fact that modern white women are obsessed with baby killing, sorry to be the bearer of bad news
>>225598339They're more successful than not, as is the case with most space programs. The cost:benefit ratio is still fucking insane though.
Two weeks till I get a weeklong vacation
jew run tiktok has flooded the internet with gender war bullshit and it makes me mad!
>>225598341Fake, made by a studio in Hollywood
>gets upset>just doubles downYou bore me
>>225598303Because it's something everyone should know I know that I have lost to nihilism I have no reason why I should live
Any good movies on tubi
>>225598072you know what, I watched not only the Anderson movie but Louis Malle's La Feu Folliet...and it was so boring I never finished it, even tho Louis Malle was a great director who I think also did US films
>>225598358That's mostly because they try to push the envelope every launch more thn anything. If they were going foe the strictly safe and reliable approach, they could easily do so
>>225598380two excellent films i watched recently:tunerwasteman
>>225598374If I told you, you wouldn't believe me. Soldier on nonetheless
>>225598382He did Atlantic City with Burt Lancaster which is a great movie. And my dinner with Andre which I hate
youtu.be/FFVDWF_eR9gspace is crazy when you think about it
>>225598400This feels like something someone trying to sell me would say
i hear mexican voices in my head
>>225598400Thing is I am 23 about to turn 24 in March I have done nothing but failed if I was they good I'd know also Alexander the great conquered half the world at my age
>>225598359I am too busy to take a vacation. I still have 3 weeks I haven't even used and basically no time to take it between now and the end of the year.
>>225598417its also not real so why would you
Pascal said that the heart has its reasons that reason takes no account of. If he meant what I think, he meant that when passion seizes the heart it invents reasons that seem not only plausible but conclusive to prove that the world is well lost for love. It convinces you that honour is well sacrificed and that shame is a cheap price to pay. Passion is destructive. It destroyed Antony and Cleopatra, Tristan and Isolde, Parnell and Kitty O’Shea. And if it doesn’t destroy it dies. It may be then that one is faced with the desolation of knowing that one has wasted the years of one’s life, that one’s brought disgrace upon oneself, endured the frightful pang of jealousy, swallowed every bitter mortification, that one’s expended all one’s tenderness, poured out all the riches of one’s soul on a poor drab, a fool, a peg on which one hung one’s dreams, who wasn’t worth a stick of chewing gum.
>>225598439Alexander the great never tried roofing. Maybe he couldnt do it eitherYou were meant to lead men not dig a ditchStart rounding up the downtrodden and build an army
>>225598417The fact that I'll never go to space or explore the cosmos is the single saddest thing I can possibly conceive.
>>225598467lotta freaking words
cogito ergo sum
>>225598439Do you have a large ego? There's nothing wrong with a humble life. You can't change the world, but you can change the world of the people around you.
You’re on silent lunch
What are the best film or tv scenes you can think of involving women getting beat up?
anybody want some coffee?
>>225598526What was the point of this? You just talked to the other people who were on silent lunch instead
I love rice so much guys
wish I could eat ice cream every day and not turn into a gigantic fat fuck
>>225598568pork fried rice, wish i had some
>>225598535Videl vs spopovich is a classic
>>225598535Ike v. Tina
just shaved, face feels soft as a baby's bum it does
>>225598473I mean I failed at that and failed hard landscaping so maybe I am just destined to be a Walmart cashier >>225598498I don't want anything big I just wanna home and family which won't happen which is why I plan on shooting myself like Ernest Hemingway
>>225598575My wife does it somehow. I'll ask her
>>225598526I remember in 7th grade the teacher tried to give the whole class Lunctime detention because Erik wrote "BUTT" on the chalk board. I just went outside as usual and played with my friends for 45 minutes. Later that day the teacher scolded me and said he'd be calling my parents because I skipped detention. He called my father which was a massive mistake. My father called him a faggot and told him to fuck himself, that he had no business telling someone they had to forfeit fresh air and exercise because a kid wrote "BUTT" on the chalk board. He said if he really wanted to push it he'd come to the school and talk to him in person.That bitch nigger never said another word about it for the rest of the year, and he even retired at the end of the year. That was the day I realized 99% of authority is fake and based on assumptions of power. Now I basically do whatever I want and follow a moral compass rather than what rules or laws are written down. I'm better off for it too.
i outlived kurt cobain
>>225598594Is it possible theres more to life than home and family? Why not devote your life to pursuit of wisdom? You have an archive of the worlds knowledge at your finger tips
>>225598604high bar
Caleb's hammer vs Jacob's ladder
>>225598608I want to just shoot myself and save myself the trouble it will never happen I will be a wagie or homeless dead under a bridge
if my daughter brought a home a negro I'd beat the shit out of her and kick her out of the house
>>225598599That's the day you learned that violence is the supreme authority from which all other authority is derived. Without a credible threat of violence, you have no real authority
People who ask for gas money after they give you a ride are assholes
>>225598627You won't do shit Timmy
>>225598604dave grohl detected
don't mean to be rude but i wish canada had its own thread
>>225598646that is rude
>>225598627That's exactly why she would do it in the first place
>>225598646downright rude and uncanadian like
>>225598646Be the change you want to see
blicken glockey
Why does nobody like us
Do mean to be rude, I wish canada had its own thread
>>225598629This is true, which is why I understand the State's power hinges solely on their willingness to use violence. I govern myself accordingly, knowing which issues they truly feel are important (i.e. worth enforcing with violence) and which are purely for show and they would never try to enforce with violence. It's how I know 90% of the people you meet IRL will never be tougher than their words, because only about 10% of us have ever been in a real fight and know what that means.
are glowies trying to mk ultra the population constantly
>>225598632When I was 17, I worked at a skateboard factory because my mom lost her job. I always rode my bike there and back, but eventually one of the other guys there offered to at least drive me home every day and I'd throw my bike in his truck. We'd talk and stuff and he was pretty cool, but eventually he started pressuring me to give him gas money. I probably should have offered to begin with but I also never asked for a ride either. I was perfectly content riding my bike
>>225598646I wish i had my own thread
>>225598676They hate you cause they ain't you
Thing is I accept that my age that I will never have anything good and I have 2 items left on my bucket list and I wanna just die my family will move on
I have a pretty shitty life too.Wanna hear about it?
>>225598716sure
>>225598716Nope
Trust me everybody will be begging to have the Americans back in charge once our turn is over
>>225598707do you like anime
The Chihuahua state attorney general was arrested for helping to dismantle a drug lab
>>225598745Yeah but not modern ones 4 Gundam series Halo legends Gurren lagann Evagngolion And more manga
>>225598738they are gonna miss the gay pride parades, the talmud readings, the infinity immigration, the transgender story hours, and the free trade liberal capitalism
I just got back from a date. It was fun to talk about all kinds of crap, the sex was boring, but it was okay. I really doubt we'll see each other again.
>>225598738>>225598769The Chinese are horrible and closeted gays, I don't understand why people from the Third World, like in Mexico, think they'll help us instead of enslaving us.
>>225598782i also fuck on the first day>>225598805kys
I’ve read a lot of self help books. They never actually helped me but I do think I could write a good one myself
me
dating apps almost singlehandedly killed western civilization, and eventually it’ll kill thirdie civilization back before 2010 a fat guy working at Walmart could marry his looksmatch or possibly even hotter. now, such a thing is inconceivable
>>225598747so he was doing community service and the evil federales destroyed good will
Saw a video of an African construction worker beating up his Chinese boss once. Wish I could find it
Airport bars are so stupid. There's a time and place to drink and airports or not it.
>>225598860Arresting narcos is treason against the motherland or something
What’s your technique for shitting on a plane
FUCK YOU GUYS 19 IS STILL YOUNGIM NOT AN UNC FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU OFUCK YOUIM NOT OLD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
snapchat me that pussy
>>225598887I hope it will never come to that beezrat hashem
>>225598834Fr. I have a really really strong texting game but I am an autist irl. I've cat fished innumerable girls to a first date only for them to get the ick and make it the last date
>>225598887Hold it.My technique for shitting in an airport is putting on noise canceling headphones and pretending I'm alone
>>225598868Some of us need to get drunk before getting on a plane because we are scared of turbulence
>>225598887Inform the flight attendant that youre about to blow up the bathroom, then scream loudly as you pinch a loaf
>>225598887i take an imodium and hope for the best
my 11 year old nephew got in trouble at school for calling another student a nigger
I took my mommy to the shooting range earlierShe liked my 10mm
>>225598940Hey my 12 year old cousin got suspended for saying the n word on his snapshot story
>>225598914What do you do for late night flights when the bars are closed for the day? Scream and flail around like a sissy?
slava ukraini brotherstill the last man
>>225598408oh yeah, I love My Dinner With Andre. It's got Wally from the Princess Bride, how can you hate that guy?
saw sum random interview clip ben afflek sed he used to play fuggin STARCRAFT as a young manblast from past. aint thought of that game in years. propa mental dat wun. cant remember udder games he mentioned. fink doom. dungeon keepers anudda intrestin strategy game from back whenbut i just wonder if ben afflek genuinely played star craft or dat was just sum media trained bullshit
>>225598959I know you're just joking, but would you let China invade your country? And let's be honest, Russia is a dump with a bunch of inherited nuclear weapons.
>>225598941Your 10mm what?
i would fight for the country that invaded brazil no matter the country
NebraskaMansion on the HillHighway PatrolmanJohnny 99Used CarsOpen All NightMy Father's HouseState TrooperAtlantic CityReason to Believe
Great minds think a lot
going to eat two bananasyou guys can't stop me
If China invaded I would enlist immediately. My government needs me.
>>225598400Im 32 and in the same position I was in 20 years ago
>>225599037you’re going to get radiation poisoning
Life is good, can’t complain
>>225598978coorrrrrrr
Fair PlayLindern Arden Stole The HighlightsWho Was That Masked Man?Come Here My LoveComfort YouStreets of ArklowCul-De-SacYou Don't Pull The Punches But You Don't Push The RiverBulbsCountry Fair
>>225598992My g(l)ock
>>225598940Bad ass
>>225599072now I'm not gonna look it up, that just has to be Kinks
I need to surround myself with a group of go getters. Maybe their positive energy will infect me
All the improvements these apps make now just makes them more horseshit
>>225599095what if their concept of go getting is drug abuse
>>225599051corr light 9/10 on diss kittingtonshireexcellent
>>225598986He doesn't have aides in the conflict. Except for russia's side of course, they're based and trad o algo
>>225599110Does it work?
>>225599086Van Morrison innit
>>225599115there's a joke about crackheads always being able to hustle some money to feed their addiction, so I guess it does
>>225597974>2030 Southerners are being retarded >We summon Sherman >The average southern American is fat estroneric >The average union Chad walks in and wins >With all the guns the average southern retard can't walk more than 10 feet without wheezing >Victory >Complete erasure of southern culture >The United states becomes a utopia almost over night
i decidedi like geese getting killedbut its not as good as everywun sayscameron winters just anudda example of celebrity stultification electrification in the fact popular culture is relly just a gossip hole
>>225599138Yeah but it never carries over into other fields. Once they get off drugs they become vegetables
Reading twitter. There’s a big controversy in the homesteading community because some guy is trying to convince his wife that polygamy is biblically acceptable
also lissebed to phoebe bridgers sog wiv isaac woodsfucking terrible
>>225599174apply the crackhead hustle to shit like sales.You could be the best mortgage salesman in the tri-state area. Or maybe selling cars would be easier for you
>>225599191>homesteading communityChrist, I can't imagine there being a more insufferable crowd. I bet there's a lot of no true scotsman going on
>>225599191dinnae ken what the fuck diss means pal,sounds radge af
o naka tsuita
Why does the south have so much pride it's a third world country my city of Boston did more for the country than the south
>>225599223Yeah true
Why are countries that claim to be “trad” and “based” full of rape and abuse, like Russia?
>>225598646/leaf/ has existed many times but it's slower than maple syrup in January and rarely gets more than a few dozen posts
>>225599220I don’t have a knack for sales. I did door 2 door for like a week. It was too brutal
>>225598646That is rude.Why don't you like /cum/? It's the best general.
>>225598738Unironically trve but the Wheel of History keeps turning
>>225599318door knocking is faggot shitGet on the phone and start moving numbers
I would be sad if the leafs broke off from /cum/There are 2 maybe 3 decent leaf posters which is more than america has
>>225599366They won'tThey've tried and it always fails
>>225599365No.
Our leaf won the UFC match
>>225599366>3Even I think that's a bit much for us here lol
>>225599374elbows up!
>>225599372your true calling will always be whispering and beckoningThe sigma grindset as the young people call it
I guess I'll watch anime and play video games
>>225599406There’s no sense in pursuing a career you have no ability in. Life is hard enough without having to constantly fight uphill battles
I like this picture for some reason, wven though it's not really of anything cool
/USA/ never succeeds/Leaf/ never succeedsEven /mex/ is not as stable as a trve general.But /cum/? /cum/ is eternal.
>>225598646I wish Canada had its own country
You guys are pretty cool, all things considered.
>>225599128>You Don't Pull The Punches But You Don't Push The RiverYou know what, I have had that song on my playlist for a decade, I don't like Van the Man generally, but that is a great song
>>225599449Thaaaanks
>>225599449This. Even the Indian ones
>>225599441I like your pictures because half the time it looks like you're working on that Planet from Aliens 3
>>225599441this is very industrial-dystopia codedI bet you could have a badass fight scene here
>>225599440ngmi
I remember when we dared a friend at a meet up on discord to fart in a fire and he proceeded to catch his ass crack hair on fire and had to go to the hospital
Time to smoke marijuana and become absolutely stoned what about you big guys
>>225599487Are you?
>>225599374
>>225599489Discord friends? Damn I'm too unc
>>225599496im already on step 1
>>225599470Kek>>225599471I imagine like a mortal combat arena but with more environmental hazards
benis
>>225599505We meet up when we're 16 and at one point our friend tried to fart in a camp fire but it blew back and caught his ass crack on fire with the hair we had to call his dad and explained what happened he was pissed
Made this
there is not a single Canadian on the /cum/ discord :0
>>225599530i’m disappointed
I’m against Massachusetts. I hate Massachusetts
>>225599529When I was 16, discord wasn't invented. I'm too unc idktf
>>225599539You don't like clam chowdah?
Might rape
>>225599553I mean you really wanted to see a online friend get his ass hair caught on fire
>>225599539I want Massivehugetits against me
>Time to smoke marijuana and become absolutely stoned what about you big guys
>>225599539t. Portagee Joe
>>225599534I only ever used discord once to get a free Total War game from Creative Assembly as a thank you for play-testing. I ain't gonna join that no matter what.
>>225599567HahaYou sure ate his ass
sigh back to getting toilraped again tomorrow
>>225599530could've made it look like the orange was pooping out the creamy orange juicejust my thoughts about it
>>225599539Are you the guy who always calls them Massholes?
>>225599574Pwetty pwease? it’s weird with no Canadians
>>225599596No. I don’t know why I even said that 2bh
The labrador spins in a circle 14 times before laying down in the same spot
>>225599534That discord is a complete dump The discussion is very low quality
>>225599587grim
>>225599557fer me?prefer cullen skinktried clam chowder last in seattlenah nah nahcullen skink beats dat shidd any day
>>225599587Same, I even have to meet a lot of jeets on Tuesday. Pray for me.
>>225599621>clam chowder in SeattleThere's your problemYou have to have it in New England
>>225599596I do that sometimes!
>>225599587Haha same
i'm a slow loris getting its fangs pulled
deez nibba likin' clam chowder dinnae ken shiddingtonshire bout the cullen skinkcullen skink and scotch mutton barley broth? best man can get salt of the sea salt of the earthfood real celtic manbaka deez nibbas eatin' clam chowderwtf even is dat shiddsounds like summat i drop in the poop recepticle
If anything door to door is probably a lot harder than cold calling. There’s no getting the cops called on you or being almost attacked by shitbulls when you’re on the phone
>>225599598>I ain't gonna join that no matter what.Ask some other Leafs
>>225599615That’s only because there’s no Canadians :(
>>225599674Monsieur? https://discord.gg/egesCHJtzZ
>>225599636nah had it in new england too just longer ago cannae rember but if it was gud i woulda remembernah nahthe CONCEPT of clam chowder is flawedproblen wiv all yank foodall yank food is conceptually flaweddinnae matter the ingredientsam sure places in triple d wiv ma man guy fieri all decent ingredients cheap americna for prceprobpem is wen they slap it all together intae hideous SLOP
3 prior "official" /cum/ discords bannede beforeFull of reddittrannies
I was miserable in inaction and I’m still miserable now that I’m “just doing things”
what'll it be
alsoanudda abomination?canadian poutin on chips wiv slopnibba what even is datscotch?cheese, chips garlic and chilli sauce maybe sum doner meat. curry sauce if you inclined but i never mix curry and doner meat, only if chips and cheese on ownchefs kiss
>>225599707This one has Zoom Zoom, FK and the Slovak. Make of that what you will
>>225599701You are dumb and gay mousenoncekin
>>225599671I've had clam chowder as well as corn chowder, at least homemade, and that was greatnow cullen skink, that is what we have here all the time in eastern europe
>>225599727corr gud morrissey lyric
>>225599701a bacon cheeseburger is better than any bri'ish food
Life would be more clear if I were just born into some messianic cult
>>225599736I don't use discord anymore because i dont want to fuck anymore 4chan girls
>British people eat lizard soup
>>225599758Wow, you must be handsome…
This is deep
>>225599731electric storm because it sounds cool, looks cool, would be refreshing on a beach
>>225599731wt the fuck is dissfink i choose root beer wunsounds lushand i meanLUSH
>>225599731Those images look to be AI-generated
>>225599625That excavator episode was really great. I miss KOTH so much.
Hello Gorgeous is my go-to pickup line
>>225598940What did he get as a reward?
>>225599731Why not just drink water
>>225599754cheese burger wiv BRITISH (danish) bacon none of dat yank streaky bollox
>>225599799It's a certified /cum/ classic™
>Why not just drink water
>>225599826You can fuck off from our general if you dislike our culture
wouldn't mind a screwdriver
>>225599754a British roast beef dinner is great, I've had that several times, both from a carvery once and more often homemade by the wife of an expat. Yorkshire pudding with gravy, jeez louise!
>God bless Israel The world suffers >God bless the world Israel is destroyed
or a delicious white russian
Now I fucking know why I never listen to Pablo Cruise. This ain't yacht rock! It's more like boogie!
>>225599850yall never heard aberdeen angus beef?
>>225599843I don't understand what this gif is supposed to mean. That it's soy to drink water?
>>225599871God helps those who help themselves
>>225599893>That it's soy to drink water?yes
>>225599883och aye laddie! I had an angus steak only once, at a Czech pizzeria that couldn't do pizza, but man, they could do meat, as the Czech are wont to do. Great stuff.
>shilling a discord serverThere's no way you guys actually do this, right
>I don't understand what this gif is supposed to mean. That it's soy to drink water?
>>225599910They are literal homosexuals and tripfags, why would that surprise you?
>>225599860i dont rate eatin' roast out desuhas tae be homemademe?lamb or pork first foremost is best roast meatofc beef can be good but often i dinnae like beef roast udder people make. the paradigmatic roast beef i dinnae likechicken? boring and geriatricgotta be lamb leg or porklamb i fink just wins coz its the wun dat imo fucks up least. pork anudda wun people tend to overcook but it lush when dun perfect
Staying over at my dad's again tonight
>>225599878nice version of diss is scotch, milk, and sum kinda caramel liqueur
>>225599903That makes sense. >>225599913I don't get these memes. Why is soyjak eating those chud lemons?
>>225599910Please…there’s no Canadians…not one…
>>225599939which one?
>>225599903corr decent tae strong 8/10 on diss kittingtonshiremay even light 9/10 dat shidd even
Time for a new thread!
>>225599952I only have the one
You guys still say threadcuck or na?
>>225599922that was probably pork, you can't get lamb here normally, at least for cheap, despite this being classified as the Balkans. Down in Croatia? Spitroast lamb for miles!
>>225599822why not just kill yourself
>>225599871that’s why they’re called the chosen people o algo
corrmay have lamb steak for the dinningtonizationberg
>>225600002you know I've never tried that British staple, lamb in mint sauce. Sounds kind of Persian, really.
Threadcuck is hitting post right now
>>225600019aint had dat in ages but last time i made lamb i did marinate in five spice and shidd which was very asian coded. cinnamon cloves nutmeg etc cardamomi also have wunce made persian marinade for lamb which involves yogurt and pomegranate syrup
KEKIE!?
actually fink was coconut cream i use not yogurt. fink i used dat on last lamb as wellmakes the meat propa lush
>>225600137>>225600137>>225600137>>225600137
>>225599776At least 6/10
>why does he refuse to make the nuevo breadingtonshire?
