biel edish
Pre-drinking before Spurs lose
>>225606638Looks like a Japanese video game idea of an American
>>225606638sexual lady image
>>225607956Hate this picture that says 1000 words
>>225607956Didn't know chairs bled when injured
>>225606638she is showing off her waistline, sexy jeans too
Getting my protein in before the gym later
>>225606638being poor directly correlates with IQ and executive function.Tell a poor person they don't have to spend $50 a month on a phone contract or dominoes and they quite literally, cannot fathom it, the connection between the regions of the brain that balance long term planning and short term gratification are simply not present.
>>225606638crikey. id enjoy being her human toilet
>>225606638
>>225607970When you shart blood so hard your chair explodes
How do you become an alcoholic? How do you stomach the vile taste for hours on end and the daily hangovers? How do you drink alone in your bedroom and feel good when theres nobody to speak to and no friends you're out with?
Saved as blood arse chair dot jay peg
>>225608021Easily
>>225608001you could have just not posted this
>>225607989All 23 grams yeah? Get a yogurt with it. Aim for 45g-60g protein per mean.
>>225608008
>>225608021Me? I speak with The Lord.
He's a SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGG HEEEEEEEEADDDDDD
>>225607970My chair I was hiding blood in broke :(
>>225608036dont kink shame
>>225607989Thank god they labelled the chicken as high protein I would’ve never known otherwise
>>225608045Body (practically) maxes out at 0.8 per kg x
>>225608047This looks like a short film I've seen about a big yellow guy that defends his small friends from the red hoards
>>225608059cex
>>225608061you should actually be ashamed though
>>225608021i'm the one who invented drinking alone in your bedroom. no one did it before i started in 2008
What’s stopping lower class Brits from becoming middle class?
>>225608021>and the daily hangovers?the hangover really goes away when drinking a bit more
remember not to post images of womenit triggers the aussie shut indistresses him deeply
>>225608002This scene always bothered me. You're about to fight vampires, you don't want to be listening to shitty music during it on your shitty iPod. Just massively reduces your situational awareness.You wouldn't see John Wick doing this
>>225608047Surr toll?
>>225608075this was debunked
>>225608085their irish heritage
tights x
>>225608093She's having the scene audio described
>>225608090you really have nothing at all going on in your day-to-day life do you ladhow else does a five minute minor disagreement keep you going for hours
Not my fault this occurs. I voted for Donald the Duck as prime minister.
>>225608085what's stopping you from having sex?
>>225608107gp
>>225608113That's a very small willard
>>225608064Not true, body stores amino acids, conversion rate is different from absorption and storage
>>225608002>she's a vampire hunter>wears earphones while she hunts preventing her from actually hearing the vampires>this makes perfect sense and isn't just because apple paid david goyer shitloads to shill the ipod
People that do that should be killed
>>225608113Why are small dick guys like this?
>>225608112#baitedI win
probably wont see south africa mong again after that red bull expose yesterday
>>225608138Do what now?
right well thats a webm of a bloke cumming all over the back of a womans head outside in broad daylight then isnt it
>>225608136Looks cool so doesn't matter
>>225608155Definitely piss mate
Just baited this whole thread into posting exactly what's been posted so far
Thoughts on this dung beetle i found outside?
>>225608093>>225608136
>>225608185shit
>>225608185Absolutely excellent :3
>>225608149you clearly need this "victory" more than i do kekhighlight of your week, no doubt
>>225608157suspect the director may have know what he was doing here
The Free Palestine women are hotter than long nose tribe
>>225608185wonder if a dung beetle does an inaudible poo scream of joy when he finds poo
Sir Dung Beetle MBE
i have outgrown /brit/
>>225608185Is beetle name Bradley Poo Scream?
still don't know why everyone has wireless earbuds nowthere was nothing wrong with wired ones
>>225608209accept your loss, lick your wounds and come back next time sunshine ;)
Reckon we'll ever riot like France or are we too cucked?
>>225608224people enjoy frying their brains with microwaves
Got fired from my job. Not fussed about it because all I ever did was punch Buttons.But now I can't ever work in panto anymore.
>>225608224Don't have to be tethered to a pc, can walk and talk
>>225608248ahah x
Sir Michael Wave
>>225608242already happened in 2012
Sir Postman Ignorer
Buttons sex arse
>>225608241you shouldn't live like this mate
>>225608224i got them so i could sit on my bed and watch TV but i hate them so much
it is national bird week in Australia
>>225608250thought thats what smartphones were for
>>225608242Next year is gonna be mental I promise you.Will likely be the hottest summer ever and tensions are at an all time high and UEFA wont be enough to keep the mongs at home
>>225608275my postman pulls up in a van and doesn't even wear a uniform, it's just not right
supporting a shite team on purpose so i have an excuse to batter the wife when they inevitably lose
>>225608278go back to having a panic attack every time you see a woman LOL
>>225608299lovely atherosclerosis
>>225608291Ok
>>225608286Every week is bird week in my house
>>225608299is that a mcghees or a mortons
>>225608304we season ours with sewage and industrial waste instead of plastic
>>225608286love these fruity fellas
>>225608299leave it on reddit next time
>>225608332thats a full odds shiny pigeon no way
>>225608299Elton
>>225608224don't like the way wired earbuds would get tangled, the way they'd dangle under my chin and such, the way they tethered me to the phoneIf you want to get all anal about sound quality or latency over Bluetooth you can get ones with a donglereally no reason to use wired earbuds besides being a wanker is there
>>225608304so grim and embarrassing how many white people are still upset over the "whites don't season their food" meme
Picked off a toenail this morning and still chewing it in the afternoon
Howling at Restore Britain reaching 8% in the polls.made ''Your Party'' look like right mugs, did they ever even register above 1%?
Birds are very important
im only in it cuz im on it innit
>>225608376i dont have a party
>>225608353Yeah I'm not entirely sure what's going on with it, tends to hang out with that fat old regular one but seen it here under my feeder a few times
zesty
rorke going on an african safari and getting a stiffer to the mandrills on his jeep having sex
>>225608378very true very true
dont even try to bull shit us brother HH
>>225608376what are they restoring britain to?
>>225608376Your Party averages literally 0%
>>225608363what if i am a wanker
>>225608407think this artist needs to work on their proportions
i have wasted my life
>>225608407being raped is horrible enough but imagine this thing doing the raping. mortifying
>>225608376it's called The Your Party actually
>>225608444his head is actually that big
love it when mumsy talks to me about how stressed and depressed she is about her financial situation
>>225608224They're banned if you a prominent government worker too because of how easy they can be listened in onhttps://youtu.be/BD8Nf09z_38?t=1060
I have bowed legs
>>225608448
my dog
>>225608448don't know if I can handle allat
>>225608460FOLC>>225608461FOY
>>225608450*allegedly raped
>>225608368Why did it rustle timmys feathers so muchTo me it’s something inncous, like calling an indian a curry or an asian a simpson
>>225608482He looks very polite
>>225608482Oh my god, arent you lovely. Lovely little boy, oh my god, ooo little silver ooo
>>225608482he's loving that corner of the sofaright wedged in there
I cry, scream, vomit, smash the computer monitor, throw the chair off the balcony, headbutt the wall, stuff ten cinnamon buns into my mouth all at once, vomit again, shatter a window, text my boss calling her a fucking whore, tear at my hair, howl, cry, go to bed, jump back up, hurl my phone against the wall, smash the Billy bookcase, bite my own hand, pour all the booze down the kitchen sink, throw an empty bottle at the kids in the courtyard, rip down my curtains, roll around on the floor retching, sprint full-tilt into the bathroom door so that it snaps, log into Swedbank and delete all my funds and accounts, tear apart the stuffed animal I’ve had since I was a child, pound the piano keys with all my might until they come loose, delete my photo folder, grab all my books and jump on them—but I slip and hit my head on the table—then, completely delirious and covered in blood, I rush toward the balcony and throw myself down seven stories.
nary a word
>>225608513Is this because of the bum cancer?
>>225608497mate come on look at him you look up rapist in the dictionary and his face will be there
Not even a racist (yet) but what is it with the bames and constantly being on the phone to someone? At my old workplace we had a cleaner from Somalia I think, and he'd be calling and videocalling people all day. If I'm on the phone for more than 10 mins I start to get bored
>>225608498Stfu fucking lebanese wop you eat poo and camel poos shove a bit of fucking paprika (european in origin) on it and pollute the internet with your brown fucking fingers
>>225608489its great as a depressed incel neet i have to give away all my benefits to support her absolutely love it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AtPGPb_AAYHold on this is rorke? This whole fucking time THIS was rorke?
dictionaries with picture definitionssomething you don't see much anymore
>>225608332lovely doos
I want to lie, shipwrecked and comatoseDrinking fresh mango juiceGoldfish shoals nibbling at my toesFun fun fun in the sun sun sun
>>225608525they don't appreciate the silence that serves the foundation of creativity
>>225608482>Arnienot sure how i feek about that
>>225608482hi Arnie :)
>>225608482omg heyyyyyyy!!!!
I DID MY TIMEAND I WANT OUT*opens the door and walks out the door*
>>225608242Riot over what
>>225608402Think he's a turtle dove, sometimes see them near other doves but I didn't realise they would be mates like that. Especially since those other pigeons can be right horrible fat bastards when it comes to food
>>225608541when though
>>225608527
>>225608489>FOYIt's the best example I know of a prominent politician saying "don't use wireless earbuds"Our politicians would never, they'd just gaslight you
>>225608564he chased away a bigger dog at the park when he was a puppy :)
>>225608525wonder what they talk about
open the doorget on the flooreverybody walk the dinosaur
>>225608482*pets you at 100000mph*
One time 12 years ago a fit girl started dancing with me at a club and I pretended not to notice her because I didn't know what to doWish I hadn't done that as I've since not had any attention from anyone weighing less than three times as much as her
alright, we had our fun with the multicultural experiment, time to send them all back now
in credit 1500 quid with the power company. Should be alrigh for the winter I reckon
Did Gandhi and Hitler ever collab
>>225608558most vindicated goblin in history
>>225608482handsome lad, what make is he?here's mine
>>225608527Huh I didn’t even know paprika was South American in Elgin, crazy stuff
>>225608613energyberg taking your money and taking the interest from having your money in the bankabsolutely mugging you off six ways there
>>225608613El Nino is coming lad. Going to be the coldest winter ever. Gasberg will have his way with you, mark my words.
>>225608594We just catch up man
>>225608541could get her arrested for thatits extortion
Grumpy boy
>>225608623he's a daschund matealso, lovely 'gberg
>>225608613thats too much
>>225608407i like to rape it rape it
Australian multiculturalism blows Britain out of the water
>>225608623
>>225608623>>225608658>>225608679thanks for reminding me to preheat the wok bloody hell almost forgot
>>225608658he's lovely>>225608672nah can never be too much in credit. Never know when I might need to use 1500 pounds worth of gas and electricity
keep it on reddit
feeling under the weather
>>225608676Fuck Britain, grey rainy paki islandBut I want to be sick seeing Australia filled with brown ''people'' you are the best country on earth, an eden among savages and freaks and you're throwing it all away for nothing.
'sheed
got the solar battery so don't pay for energy but they went and upped the connection fee a while back so I'm still paying as much per quarter as I did 5-6 years ago despite now not using a single kWh from the gridDon't see how it costs them that much per day just to keep me connected considering they don't own or maintain the power lines or the power plants but governmentberg just lets them go ahead and rape everyone like every other company has had free reign to do since covid
seeing lots more animal cruelty being passed off as cute moments onlinejust another result of the third-worldification of the internet
The Lads. Gone but never forgotten x
>>225608735we didn't vote for it mate blame ZOG
>>225608735>Australia filled with brown ''people''You do realise they were there long before the white man?
>>2256080592 trannards work in my local cex
>>225608755hate seeing those chinese monkey videos where they're fully clothed doing circus tricks and shit. can only hope they go berserk and rip off their handler's faces someday
>>225608113How can anyone be that bold? I think this is one of the top 5 craziest videos I've ever seen
>>225608085Middle class britons are more opressed
>>225608755
>>225608735True enough, Australia’s one of the best countries in the world >>225608761Aussies did vote for it, many times actually>>225608764Actual natives are pretty cool, probably the only people that assimilated to the Australian culture
brrrrr... get the heating on. you know you want to
chinese monkey when you nick his fruit
>>225608213Pic unrelated?
>>225608815poo stinking
>>225608800i am sick to my fucking stomach
>>225608792used to watch chinese sharking videos on dailymotion them niggas is wild
>>225608813got a very strong wave of peace rush through me when i clicked on this
>>225608224Phones dont come with a headphone jack anymore
best get on the crambert and salami I suppose
>>225608764Literal cavemen who regularly practised incestuous rape, filicide and genital mutilation.
>>225606638If you're 29 dyel and KHHV or even just KV then your best years aren't behind you and if anything I'd say those are yet to come
any time someone starts a post with "you do realise" I just stop reading
>>225608813wrapped up in bed with leccy heater blasting in my facehave to go out to the shop soon though
>>225608815rape nigger.shit shireking
>>225608815shite shovelling
>>225608813third worlders see this and have a mental breakdown from stress
>>225608448Insane
>>225608813leftypol hates this
>>225608845I wasnt asking about reform supporters
>>225608845They’re called First Nations because they were the first nation on the land and the Anglos weren’t much better when they were fighting them.
>>225608862dont seem to give that much of a shit anymore, saw a load of indians in fort william last year wearing pufferjackets in june
>>225608474*Breeds you*
so wait...employed woman....is a MAN!?
dangling my tender plums over a rock pool in the hopes that a crab snips them clean off
real eyes DO realise real lies, right?
>>225608757Did some racing drivers die?
>>225608831I don't know what that is
>>225608883>Anglos weren’t much better when they were fighting themYou are genuinely retarded if you believe this.
>>225608894nah, just joy riding gypos
>>225608883horrible horrible bait lad this one still needs workshopping
>>225608635>>225608672It's family/benny winter allowance grant
>>225608890no she's a woman with a hormone issue which caused her to grow a penis
got an accounting and finance degree even though i dont care about any of that muck. job search is a complete fucking nightmare. would just join the navy/air force to avoid it even though ill die in ukraine, but the degree sunk cost is too high. not good this
>>225608918oh so its my money then, ok
>>225608813Get it bulldozed and made into 10 taylor wimpy homes, only the reddest and cheapest bricks
get the men aroused with sexy lady pics
>>225608938Das rite At least some of them are families. Should be ok with that
lopping my cock off with an adze
aussie wog girls are fucking fit
>>225608902I meant more the general massacres and forced assimilation cuck policies not so much the interfamily violence and genitalia mutilation
>>225608942
We here at /brit/ acknowledge we are posting on the ancestral and infalliable homelands of the Brythonic peoples.
>>225608815Post the one where he does the super aggressive turn to look at the lady
>>225608962She fucks horses
chopping down willows with the inferno adze
>>225608942gp
>>225608931probably wouldn't die in the RAF could get a comfy officers job and just coordinate drone strikes on people and organise logistics for getting stationary to bases and things like that
>>225608931no one really knows what the situation will be in a year's time, much less the time it takes to get another degreeif you have a job, any job, the play is to hunker down and see what happens
>>225608957i WILL marry an italian lady with big breasts and throw my ARYAN BLOODLINE down the DRAIN and there's NOTHING any of you can do about it
>>225608971
>>225608976Trolling (lying)
>>225608981State
make it loud and make it clear (make it loud and make it clear)zionists not welcome here
>>225608994fucking shriek
>>225608994Kek thank you
>>225608974Wouldnt that hurt?
I grew up around a ton of indigenous.
>>225608994a very odd chap
>>225608994rorke when he hears mum say 'your rustler's burgers are done'
make it loud and make it clearpoo and slags and crisps and beer
>>225608981viscerally repulsive webm please never post this again
>>225608987Thank you peaceful countryside 'berg for your wisdom
Dont believe rustlers burgers actually exist. Just a /brit/ psyop
>>225609016Yes even though they are gentle and beautiful beasts they are simply too hung
>>225609016good
Koreans sometimes have very fine pubic hair which I find to be quite attractive
>>225609018blgo on
>>225609018Me too
>>225609056fucks sake Malaysia :/
>>225609048they're dolefeed
>>225609000Remember when only Punks in Camden worse platform boots. People said they were weirdos. Now everyone is wearing platforms
>>225609074i was joking :)
Toil is a necessary evil isn't it
Just find it hard to get upset at the British Empire's atrocities when i actually know about history beyond pop culture.Like am I really supposed to be upset some British settlers killed a 100 aboriginals in a retaliatory livestock raid when at the same time there are Eastern Empires killing 500,000 in the eighth siege of Ching Chong or Ottomans castrating 1800 boys and burning their synod alive after the battle of poobeg
on all fours sucking the 20 years worth of moisture out of the ashens couch through my teeth
they all need to goevery. last. one.
>>225609061I quite like them, the younger ones could be quite feral but they’re probably the most aussified I’ve met if they were working normal people
>>225609038
>>225609096Did ruby write this? Oh of course not
>>225608962Don't think i'll ever shag another woman that isn't ginger.They're just so fucking FIT
>>225609090you're not though are you
>>225609117soulless bug people
>>225609096*heems this bow legged freak into next week*
Japanese curry is so beautiful. Other curries are vile
Rustler's are a staple of british working class culture
pissed myself as a cry for attentionbut i work from homeso its gone a bit pear shaped
>>225609102You're an immigrant to this board
>>225609101actually heaved reading this lol
>>225609123Dont think you'll ever shag one that is ginger either tbqhwyl
>>225609124no shite. i'm an incel nigga
>>225609097British officers denied Aboriginal servicemen in WW1 any compensation or benefits for fighting, literal colonial subjects were rewarded on other continents
>>225609148like the saltiness you get from sucking on a seatbelt but 500 times worse
WFHbabs are literal toddlers sitting there pissing themselves
>>225609099All videos banned by the order of reichsführer Burnham
Honey pie you are making me crazyI'm in love but I'm lazySo won't you please come homeCome, come back to me, honey pieOooooooooooh ohOh oh oh oh oh oh ohHoney pie, honey pie
>>225609133Katsu is the Coldplay of curries. No I will not elaborate.
>>225609117Worlds most souless apartment
aus wog girl 16
>>225609193That would be korma ok
sucking a pipeline punch
rorke to his rowdy black kids in 10 years wearing a kente hat: talk back to me again abeg abeg abeg see what happens
>>225609161Why would British officers have a say in that when Australias army was seperate?
>>225609215Korma is Foo Fighters. Ok for an intro but if you're still eating it when you know other curry exists then you've got no adventure in you.
For me its lamb saag
>>225609237le witty Peep Show esque observation good sir!
Foo Fighters and Coldplay are the shit you do after the curry
>>225609248corrr giz a saag
>>225609226they were still likkle colonial slaves at that point
i don't eat curryforeign muck
>>225609251miserablist
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1792403985097958.mp4
>>225609193If you don't like chicken katsu curry I can only assume your local just isn't doing it right. That said I'm a massive curry enjoyer and could prob eat any kind.
>>225609248>meat in saagGrim
>>225609251Seething Kormarite
what's the gay porn of curries
>>225609269
>>225609293>>225609293
i will only eat homemade curry after i got food poisoning from the last takeaway i had
>>225609269toby no
>>225609295rogan josh
>>225609296Seething
