Moonlight edition
think its time to filter canada. He doesn't realise it yet but I probably account for at least 75% of all the (you)s he's ever gotten. He's going to be deprived of this now, shouting into the ether with literally nobody bothering to speak to him now.
only booger eaters are posting in here, like this guy below
employed woman be like
If everybody has ADHD it isn't real. The average Joe has filled himself
will probably go on an incel walk on my incel walk pad while watching incel anime in an incel minute
>>225610651I'll talk to him/her they are really nice
>>225610653pinky finger literally exited my nostril and entered my mouth as i read this
>>225610683is that your mums bum!? blimmin eck!
Lidl has quietly phased out standard hand baskets for woke rolling trolleys
internet is crazy without ublock. it's a whole different world
I rekt my bike when I was coming back from the secret forest too. What a horrific Saturday, I promise I won't let it go the same way this week. Luckily I carry a spanner everywhere I go so I was at least able to get home in it. Praying it's not an expensive rekt
Soup soup a tasty soup Haha mighty boosh
>>225610712need it more than ever now after those israelis have loaded ads with spyware
>>225610705Only shop at harrods me
>>225610653that's how you build up your immune system
>>225610712imagine wasting your time with add-ons when you could just get brave. I havent seen an advertisement for 9 years
>>225610730newsnight is funnier than mighty boosh
boolean niggas love they truthy and falsy
>>225610705Hate these cunts. Stupid if I just want a few bits to have to bend all the way down to put my selected items on the floor when really they should be at waist level
>>225610705Woman can wear this slob tracksuit bottoms. Imagine turning up in the same to meet a lass. She's send you home. Screw this world
fuck sake I just looked at the fucking enderman
>>225610759quick lad into the water
>>225610754They're also too low to reach the handle if you're an adult male
Need to squat in a bit. I REALLY don't want to. It has to be the nastiest exercise there ever was
>>225610720tell me more about this mysterious secret forest
>>225610756Go Asda and there's loads of women just milling about with their bums basically out
Hungover tae fuck so ordered some paki scran
>>225610743newsnight was funny in late jeremy paxman era when he refused to accept his time was up and fell off
>>225610779why they make it feel so shit but be so beneficial? it not right
i don't want to do anything
24 is fucking young as okso I have loads of time don’t worry about it ok
>>225610759i've never played it but even i know to just stand in water
>>225610756She's in Lidl you dickhead she's not on a date
>>225610782just looking up where the closest asda is so i can avoid itthanks
nearly 3pm, time to take my clothes off
>>225610785corrr
bean on toast
>>225610788Screaming at this, look at his face hahaha
>>225610780Nothing that exciting mate, it's just luscious and has wild brown cows that nobody knows about. Quite something in my eyes
>>225610797the 24 to 30 pipeline feels as quick as the 10 to 12 pipeline
>>225610785Looks quite pish tbf
>>225610785TYFSTROWG
Pretty sure you can find all kinds of psychedelic mushrooms there too
>>225610797yeh i thought that now im 30 and going to kill myself next week after a nice meal
>>225610705>>225610754It's too placate the feckless lazy freaks who populate this island and for whom even carrying a basket is too much effort
>>225610797you have less than a year left until you're considered unc, clocks ticking
>>225610785how much?
>>225610741See them on 4chan
>>225610833What is this incel speak?>>225610851£6.50 la
Grow. The. Fuck. Up.
>>225610791Right! They're actually amazing so I'll make sure to do them. Stuff that's good for you is supposed to feel good, that's the point. That's why sex feels good, nature gives you an incentive. Are you an exercise brother?
ooo pizza
>>225610833Actually hate how I know what this meansNeed to get away from this place
Toilberg just informed me he will be in the toilbuilding tomorrowLads, is it wrong to slit my wrists tomorrow during toil?
>>225610822keeping it hush eh what about the gnomes
>>225610785Lush x
>>225610741>why download a simple extension when you can use an entirely different and worse browser
>>225610822Did you manage to locate the cows on your last trip?
browsing /thinspo/
>>225610804THEY WEAR THEN EVERYWHERE YOU MUG.Do you think she's got a little label on them that reads "Lidl trousers" so she knows what to put on when she opens the drawer?She just happened to have them on when she decided to go. Look outside, they're everywhere
>>225610705my local ones have had them for ages
>>225610822>In January 2007, a woman was refused entry to the UK because immigration officials claimed it was 'not credible' that someone wanted to spend a week in Gateshead
>>225610875YDN
>>225610777Yeah I'm tall and this is infuriating, just weird torture to try and lug it around
>>225610890Why download an add-on that protects privacy and blocks trackers from websites but can't block the browser sending data back to their servers anyway? All of them do it except brave these days
>Searching for posts that contain ‘filter* canad*|leaf*’ and in ‘gb’. 626 results found.
>>225610916Bizarre melty. What's wrong with being comfortable in public?
>>225610916You've gone out with a woman and she's turned up in joggers yeah?You fucking muppet cunt
>>225610720>>225610822You spend too much time posting here why is it every time I'm here you're posting about this pissing forest?
>>225610880Yes I am, no gnomes though >>225610896You know I didn't, don't wind me up. They're guaranteed miles down in another area that's classed as the same forest but I took a risk
>>225610948He's obviously never been out with a woman
>>225610923Gateshead? What are you on about?
rorke in a the walking dead scenario tutting that the women aren't wearing sun dresses and high heels
You know when mousenonce is here because he starts posting links to pictures posted elsewhere on the boardA very strange behaviour
>>225610955Imaginary cows confirmed
>>225610945Looking like a slob in public tells people you're a slob that doesnt care about himself
>>225610945Shut up you idiot, I obviously said it's about equality, not being comfortable >>225610948I told you already, look outside. You'll see them in nice coffees shops. Do I need to take photos?
redditflags are a form of avatarfagging
>>225610988ok
quit social media digital detoxdigital detox how long
>>225610923A good thing, since then the immigration system has had a major overhaul whereby people managing visas have no discretion and have to follow a clear set of guidelines so even if it's clear the applicant is full of shit so long as they check the boxes they need to be approvedThe process for denying a visa is also much longer and more complicated than approving and endless appeals are allowed
>>225610953You come on every time I'm talking about it, that's your fault. And somebody asked, I didn't even want to mention it.
>>225610638I hate to ask this but why on earth should I bother living if I am old and hate life anyway biking around nova Scotia made me happy
>>225610705what the fuck? a hand basket that rolls on the floor?bizarre
Watching a movie about mousenonce
why are people anti sony now i was going to buy a ps5 but people are saying dont
>>225610955Fucking retard, should send you off to the abatoir with them when the times comes, do us all a favour
>>225610988You wouldn't know since you clearly don't go outside but nobody is wearing their best clothes to the highstreet, much less to the supermarket. >>225611000That's a no then, yeah? You said if a lad went out to meet a woman in joggers he would be turned away, but you can also turn away a woman in joggers? If you ever get the chance (you won't)
>>225611016Yes you did
>>225610985They live there. Imaginary how?
>>225611052You'd be paying more now than on release in 2020 for hardware from 2018, only a mong would ever do that
>A short while later, she said he "dragged me in the toilets" where the floor was flooded, before "he unzipped himself" and allegedly orally raped her.why didn't she bite his knob?
>>225611058Your only hobby is gaming. How can you criticise me any make out like there's something wrong with me
>>225611072Not everybody is a wog from essex, some people still live in decent places in england and don't live in deano boxes and wear nike and addidas everywhere they go
>>225611072I don't remember but it obviously happens if they're always in them. Common sense
>>225611076So why didn't I come right out with it? Someone provoked the subject
>>225611111done him
should i trust this it seems a bit cheap
SSRI withdrawal is hell
lets see your fit then rorke
Thought Brave browser was for earning their crypto and getting paid for using it through that
>>225611092women don't have agency but we're expected to treat them like they do
>>225611052because buying consoles in 2026 is retarded
>>225611137cant be a good sign its on a pub table
>>225611077>Imaginary how?Imaginary cow!That was a quick rap for you
>>225611111The only people you see are through your monitor mate
>>225611137>£300
>>225611137not with that plug i wouldn't
>>225611141
>>225610797im in my early 30s and 24 felt like it was yesterday
https://youtube.com/shorts/ptNPxoA6RXg My perfect and ideal life
Sucking tea with a taste of the thames
>>225611111>>225611136Embarrassing self-reply there
today im remembering dennis hopper
>>225611131I'll provoke your glass jaw into a thousand pieces with my fist of you don't shut it
>>225611179Just don't project your trashy towie lifestyle onto others basildon boy
>>225611199he did him hard mate
>>225611208I'm from ColchesterAre you the Hampshire dole dosser?
>>225611175Very silly
Mad how smart i am Got the entire thing figured out... Fact im a miserable bastard and a broke incel loser? Look past it.
>>225611052They got rid of discs
>>225611207You want to hurt me now? Why do you have to take it to violence?
>>225611228I'm Staffordshire lad just thought you needed a kick up the arse you pretentious little fuck boy
>>225610955>no gnomes thoughon the payroll are you
>>225611111Based quads of truth. Council estate runts in tatters
You spawn in HELL
Mad what some women are into these days
>>225611228You're on here every day mate, you're just as benniemonged as me
doxxable info
>>225611287another oneapparently has agency that we're expected to respectthe reality, basically a large child
>>225611283How would i be treated here as Cody
>>225611288screaming
>>225611309love you really big man
>>225611287She literally searched on fetish sites for someone to batter and kill her, dumb cow.
>>225611250>*starts shadow boxing in front of you*Are you intimidated?
mad how hot it was in the summer and now it's cold
come paisley leisure centre ask for darren osborne i'll put you straight
>>225611287>32>groomedHmm
mental how part of the perks of my job are that the managers are lenient and you can basically turn up late and fuck off early but they've put me in the one area where the manager is actually on it and you can't really do that
>>225611283could literally be any British town centre
This is going to upset some of you but I'm eating a mince pie
Mousey doesn't post here anymore :/
>>225611349the work day ends at 5, pal
>>225611208Kek
>>225611355its not even christmas yet you clown
>>225611283Mental how Croydon is literally the grimmest place in London but pretty much any area of Birmingham or any medium sized midlands or northern town is 10x grimmer.
>>225611320You are horrible
>>225611201
the toil freaks do be looking at they clocks waiting to go home but soon they will start the loom for day 2 scream loool
>>225611351Simply not true
I don't have a workday. I'm unemployed, you see.
I am prediabetic
I'm still here but it's pretty trash browsing this site and yt shorts. More content soon... Laptop soon and I'll be able to filter your bullshit signatures too. Annoying emoji
>>225611306they would eat you alive. its a den of beasts and danger lurks every street corner with its beady predatory eyes and rapacious talons
>>225611369So why are they selling mince pies and advent calenders then?
>>225611373alri LondonPaki
>>225611179Ha got one for you. This is even in Knitesbridge
>>225611365Mine legitimately doesn't cos I start earlier but I'm still fucked off that I can't completely take the piss. In any case I know I won't be able to put up with more than a couple of years doing it because I can't with any form of employment.
cancelled the job interview, told the HR woman it wasn't within my salary expectation. Indeed advert lied to me, i'm not doing all that shit for £30,000 a year
Life is just one big loom when you think about it
my winky = out
can't stop watching colombian camgirls
niggas really be living in a place called Knightsbridge like it's runescape
>>225611404One woman out shopping on a cold day how dare she not wear a skirt and tights
im Christian
>>225611438right is a wank on the cards? x
>>225611438my winky is currently in, with a prospecting outing later on in the evening
already christmas in australia
>>225611379https://desuarchive.org/int/search/filename/%5E10000%2A/country/gbAn odd fella aren't you
>>225611442t. Wakuesha in Wakkashocklalaw County Wisconsin
>Knitesbridge
This gif will be illegal soon even though it's just from a k-drama
>>225611404Excuse me, Knitesbridge?
watching some BBC me
Time to have another ciggy fag
>>225611443Courderoy? Sad when a person can't admit when they're wrong. And it wasn't one. Got anything to say that actually backs your argument?
>>225611445mind your own beeswax
have to go out to the disability centre to hang with the boys and girls in the group
leftypol down under
Watching Boruto on BBCiPlayer
>>225611283Looks fine.
If you are someone's number 1 fan and like a little child copy all of the things they do like some sort of role model then sorry to say but you're the beta male... It's shrimple as that. I'm your muse and or you're my biggest fan
>>225611487The argument that is people don't dress to the nines to go shopping? Think your picture does that for me no?
>>225611468Stop this. Why are you following Canada have you not got your own mind? Doggy has learned a new trick
>>225611283it doesn't look that bad but the lack of nature absolutely creeps me out, where the fuck are the trees and grass bruh
>>225611338i asked at reception for Darren Osborne and they said "who's that?" :/
>>225611475Good Ban porn ban anime and imprison all yellow fever fags
>>225611475say your shagging some bird and choke a bit too hard and end up killing her, will you get done for that?
>>225611480Kys pendant
>>225611513nobody really liked Muse shut up
dipping bbq shapes in hummus
Deep End (UK, 1970) is a must-see.A comely 15-year-old boy gets a job as an attendant in a public bath, and gets molested by many women who find him irresistible, but his sights are set on his pretty, older boss, who teases and toys with him (including pretending he's pregnant).
If you are someone's number 1 fan and like a little child copy all of the things they do like some sort of role model then sorry to say but you're the beta male... It's shrimple as that. I'm your muse and or you're my biggest fan because of my skills and great personality (I'm also handsome)
>>225611475>government says that media is so powerful that seeing women throttled even in a film or tv programme encourages violence against women>government continues to allow black music to glamourise murder, violence and criminal activity Interesting...
im stressy
>>225611513can i have an autograph
Where is this nigga
right the heating is going on and staying on
>>225611516It's funny goading you
>>225611530*dangles*
>>225611542um
>>225611475you're weird if you like this
actually yeah i dont really want to spend £400+ to play gta vi
>>225611470yeah let me get a Dwarven Stout Goblinslayer128345684 cheerstrim my mith armor while you're at it
>>225611527https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Meredith_KercherIts actually a relative common excuse
>>225611532Done him
>>225611514This is Knightsbridge, not your local chavy shopping centre. And do you think people travel all the way from the other side of London to go there to look through a couple of shops then travel an hour back home. They'll go out to eat too. Do you think she takes the bottoms off when she sits down? What do ya reckon? Would be quite the spectacle
I remember when I was 16 and my friend convinced his parents in the UK come over and we had a discord meet up at my friend's house somehow it ended with one of having his ass crack hair caught on fire
>>225611569ktim but pcberg won't be able to run it in a years time either
>>225611542UM x
>>225611550they're also devoted to inviting people into the country from cultures where its legal to rape your wife and marry children.
sam fenders face is absolutely infuriating
>>225611575Naahhhhhhh you cooked him bruh :skull:
>>225611584Looks like homer simpsons
>>225611475what about choking on cocks?
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Also look at that "designer" jacket and dumb hat. She actually does think she's impression people, she's put those closest in for an evening out and about in prestigious west London because she's so cool
Wish i was clean shaven but im off to New Mexico soon and they kill you if youve got no moustache
>>225611559You didn't know how to do that before Canada showed you. You absolute wolly
wonder if the old man from the old man wanking webm is still alive
>>225611560Pedant*
oi chelsea can you go get us a 50g of golden v at the tesco? just put on your pjs and get yourself some rose while you're there , take the mondeo babe xx
>>225611475need someone to do this to me
Niggerman failed the test on purpose so he gets full marks for being a genius o algoNow go fuck spiderfemmudshark because she is your white woman
>talk to w*man>she refers to her grandad as 'pop pop'FOY
>>225611660toby...
mad to think mousenonce has never been on a plane
If I saw you in Sheffield I would probably make out with you idk
>>225611556
>>225611678Mousenonce O algo
>>225611667ive never heard that in my yank life
>>225611667the fact she calls it pop pop shows she's not ready
some of you freaks seem to be here 24/7. do you have nothing else in your lives?
>>225611728I did...but that was a long time ago...
>>225611728touche
>>225611645Been goading you long before Canada exposed your autistic posting history mateHow did you microwave end up such a state anyway?
>>225611728i barely leave my smelly childhood bedroom
>>225611691see you at dempseys xx
>>225611745why
>>225611728nothing better than /brit/
>>225611728i have a tab open pretty much 24/7 but whether im actually here or not is a different story
>>225611728some often say that i don't have a life and im inclined to agree
>>225611693This is actually fire da fuck lmao
>>225611740yeh you need one of those for your slap head
I'm " umpops "
when i was at uni i used to just walk around town because i didn't have any friends
Suicidebomberman. Real name Ackmed Mohammed Jizzari. 6 year old Mohammed sucker burkagirl wife
>>225611754i need to post about rorke all day
>>225611716
>>225611772lol
What does "the good ending" look like for your life?
>>225611772i never went to uni cause im a wastrel and my parents invested all money and time into my other siblings
>>225611766*vomits in your mouth*IT WAS POSTED IRONICALLY YOU MORON
thank god my retarded postings cannot be identified
>Instagram doesn’t know what to do about ‘very worrying’ AI trend sweeping the app, its boss saysoh ok
pokemon monomyth comes out later this monthme and mousey will be playing it
>>225611789Im not in a fairy tale mate, I get up and graft, whatever ending I get is it and deserved
Right that's the downstairs hoovered, cat shitboxes changed, cat breakfast dishes washed, lunch devoured, antidepressants and vitamins imbibed
>>225611789leading a cavalry charge into a crowd of americans and cutting them down with my sabre
>>225611778>question-does-anyone-know-where-i-can-find-this-picture-of-v0-2Ppt35MeS7xYOBg5d_o_-97W0hfBPMcsdnPUKvsIyRU.jpg
>>225611789harem ending
>>225611769You're severely autistic and have Redditfunctioning
squirting mustard on my nan
>>225611810woke shite
>>225611789dying in my sleep
>>225611803>It was *chokes on mouse nonce's tiny shenis*
>>225611772i was on the verge of making a friend for the first time and then i graduated and never saw them again
>>225611819:(
>>22561172890% of the time I do nothing at toil. Got one of those IT jobs where nothing needs to be done until something needs to be done.My workdays are spent longing out jobs, fucking about online or watching shit from my home server
>>225611810Right well are you my girlfriend and you're finally gonna sleep (corrected from do something) at my house for 7 days and play Pokémon
hope the new is a free sheldon edish
>>225611789being crowned lord of earth and all beasts
throwing dead pigeons at art galleriesstealing lightbulbs from street lampscold calling old men and screaming down the phone
>>225611819I'll be there ready to repulse the inevitable mobility scooter counter charge
>>225611772beast
https://youtube.com/shorts/47WY81wK5gU This is you if you didn't have a trade job btw you old ass unc cringe half deaf fucking nonce
somehow steve returned
>>225611877stop doing those things right now
anyone up for a scrap? I'll be by the beanbags in york uni library
making a new Jobcentre where neets have to just stand in an empty room for 5 hours a day, 3 days a week, in order to get bennies
steve is ian's black sheep brother
>>225611772Mad that if you went to uni more than 5 years ago the population would some 4 or 5million less people than now
>>225611919good post
my deliveroo is en route
my nephew wanted to go the park but i told him albion has fallen and its overnow my sister is angry at me
Remember when you were the young guy, now you’re the old guy and all the old guys of your time aren’t here anymore
>>225611919>black sheep cant say that any more. due to woke you see
>>225611806There is porn and gore on insta
>>225611919i bet Ian still loves him though
granddad rorkeypops and leftychops reminiscing about the york uni beanbag gimmick in the retirement home
i went to uni in 2010
>>225611935The Boston ack man is still around sadly they put him into a group home that guy was weird he could speak like 6 languages fluently and claimed Jesus would let him smoke crack
Pajeet Paki Pajeet in a Paki Pajeet Paki Paki getting jeet raped Finger in your mash potatoes
>>225611966me toothe glory days
rorke fatigue at an all time high
>>225611966i was 8 years old in 2010
Hacky sacks.. do we need ‘em
>>225611966FOOT (fuck off old twat)
>>225611982Fuck off then monkey
>>225611966yeah well i went in 2008
>>225611966i went to uni before this. im a certified unc nigga
neet friends, if supermarkets invented remote controlled robots that could stack shelves, would you take a minimum wage WFH job where you sit on a computer at night and control the funny robot?
Business idea: right wing socialism
>>225611966i was still in highschoolold ass cunt
Thinking about the good ole days and feeling despondent
>>225612022Youre old too buddy
I was on my third divorce in 2008
https://www.bbc.co.uk/food/collections/noodle_bowls
>>225612017Let it be known to all the stalkers (haters) and government (haters too) that I would do basically any WFH job all day while I sit here, and of course I would. Anyone who wouldn't should not be on JSA/UC :)
just get it made you boring bastard
>>225606638>>225606638>>225606638
>Business idea: right wing socialism
>>225612017if they gameify it with vfx and emotes
>>225612067>>225612067>>225612067
>>225610582>>225610582>>225610582
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