big stretchy head edition
He loves saying people are getting arrested, doesn't he
I am that special, MI6 are scraping my posts.
wringing out my post-orgasm willy like a sponge to get all the precum out
>>225613893feeling a bit nervous are we?you should be considering you admitted to planning a CRIME
>>225613877
My favorite European country is italyMy favorite south american country is Uruguay My favorite asian country is ChinaMy favorite african country is burkina fasoMy favorite north american country is Quebec My favorite oceania country is new Zealand
>>225613909Right well, it'd be post-cum surely
It's actually mag that I've d*ped someone. Not even trying to be funny or make some gimmick. I'd actually never thought about it this way before. How many years in the sentence? I've done that many men are in prison for right now, I could be one of them serving years but I'm here having a laugh on 4chan kek. Crazy feeling
back from dental hygienist. Teeth feel the same yet my wallet is £55 lighterswear they just make the price up on the spot
Maybe I should appreciate my life more now and smell the roses instead of being doom and gloom all the time. Could be A LOT worse
shameful wank there. need to go back to the classic google boobs
Nothing more satisfying than closing your laptop at 5pm and sparking up a fat zoot
right then that's me stood by the kettle waiting for it to boil
>>225613919He backed out (mentioning that he wasn't aware that it was illegal) and over no incriminating post (as it was even before) you started saying he's doing a "CRIME" and getting arrested. Who even are you to be saying this? Nobody with the authority to do so.
traffic officers biggest jobsworths ever not even police either
>>225613943what does closing your laptop have to do with getting high
I wonder if Australia would be complicit this time
>>225613942Don't worry mate it'll all be illegal soon
living in the uk is just a 24/7 try not to kill yourself challenge
>>225613942Go on lad, tell us what it was. My wanks have got a lot more sensible since I stopped stimfapping, got very dark for a while there
lot of fit dental nurses in that practice though I will say that much. All in their 30s, probably married and all that, but very fit all the same. Right sexual energy in the dental office waiting room.
>>225613967Me 35 years still winning
Well I beat porn sooo
>>225613960The "work" day is finished
>>225613974Had a lady dentist tell me once that I had the best gums of the day and for some reason it gave me an instant boner
>>225613977damn unc how does it feel knowing nearly half your life is over
Loads of muslims on grindr now
when are we getting the halloween theme on 4chan it's 19th of october fucks sake
>>225613932just get your own kit stop paying for the scam that is dentists. do my own fillings me
>>225613998Life doesn't start until 36, or so they say
>>225614002who are the usual suspects?
>>225613968it was some woman saying some really horrible stuff while forcing herself on a dildo that was supposed to represent me
>>225613997had a fit young nurse tell me i had great veins during a blood test when i was like 17, kept me going for a while
Darren Anderton
>>225614030what a career
if I don't wank that lust and energy must go somewhere...
>>225614002I know. risky meeting them though, I always think one of them is going to kill me once they cum and get post nut clarity
>>225614028meanwhile
crazy how so many of you zoomers were taught to be faggots
Today is the last time the sun will set in Oxford after 6pm. The next time the sun sets after 6pm will be in March 2027.
>>225614053are you going to rape me
idea: emma stone backrooms and her husband is there and they cant leave so he starts digging and there's G-men who want to eat them after they die of old age
>>225614028mad how fat people are fat because they stuff themselves with shite everyday but they blame it on metabolism or mental elf
>>225614058At least they can't rape you, already done that
>>225614063men have been bumming each other since caveman times lad
>>225614060could batter all four in an instant wouldn’t even be close
Good God. Birds on Tinder be MINGING. As in, SICK-IN-MY-MOUTH uggers... HIDEOUS.What is going on here, lads? Did the algorithm decide I am unworthy?
>>225613877is this what you do with our marbles?
>>225614074I don't know
>>225614070So ceaselessly grim
>>225614070not the last time the is it?
For 560€, if you like fast or fast, you can get a lot of cash. Schneller Schluck Durchfall oder bissen einer Kackwurst
>>225614083:P
>>225614104you got dumped in the gutter bracket lad, haven’t had a lot of matches recently?
>>225614060>alfiestate of england
>>225614109they're all being sliced into accordions right now and you're going to be sent them back one thin sliver at a time in envelopes
>>225614070Hitchens having a mezzy breaks over this
>>225614104it's skill based unironically
>>225614131heil hitler
Tinder is basically and rpg, you got to grind
Couldn't imagine going on tinder as some ugly mong having to compete with all the 8/10+ zoomers. Confidence would be in tatters.
>>225613974A lot of young attractive women are becoming dental assistants and even dentists. Seems like it happened all of a sudden. It's been a few years now though. They feel really proud of themselves and make little shorts to post online about their prestigious career. I don't know how it started but knew must've started it and the rest followed
any other genetically inferior men here
>>225614016Really?
Eye contact video to help autistic people
>>225614131Have you read any of David Irving’s books?
>>225614192Have rarely seen a male dentist and zero male hygienist/dental assistants over the past decade and I go dentist at least twice a year
>>225614198got a good physique decent height and big willy but i'm mentally ill
>>225614214Doesn’t fucking help shit because it’s a video it’s not real life
lads if catberg is in deep sleep, is it bad to wake him up to stroke him?>>225614214i genuinely couldn't do it if it was irl
>>225614214a woman will stare at you like this while on your phone and she'll laugh at her friends jokes but you dont know this and you'll automatically smile back at her while youre in this staring contest(this really happened to me) and you'll have to look away awkwardly
>>225614214my eyes are like hers
>>225614214why is she laughing at me fucking bitch
>>225614214which eye do you look at
>>225614214just got a promotion
>>225614238Haven’t been to the dentist since I was 16? Just brush and use mouthwash nigga it’s not hard
>>225614251while on *her phone with HER friend i mean
>>225614214i have brown eyes and would feel inferior and ashamed to look at her
>>225614214ridiculously beautifulmaybe just the blue eyes but wow
Lads i regret to inform you oceania is at war with east asia...
It's over
>>225614295what do you meanoceania has always been at war with east asia
>>225614251Yeah?
>>225614270Bet you have nasty teeth
imagine being a dentist and you open your own practice and you just get to hire like 10 absolute BADDIES working as the dental assistants oh my days and you get paid fuck tons anyway because you’re a dentist what a life
>>225614126I still can't make any sense of what you said. So you imagine she's going to take a nasty leaking broken condom to the police station. Wait in line and then hand it to the Officer and say look what some guy did. Then they're going to take it in the back and analyse it for intentional damage that they (something they sure can do), and then knock on my door and say your under arrest mate she never told you you could bang her bareback kek
>>225614282brown eyes are okay on menim not attracted really to women with them somehow
>>225614325ktim
mad that our nigga Greta was worshipped back in the day but now she's no longer a child everyone thinks she's cringe
>>225614338same but a psychologistjust manipulating women all day
>>225614325might do this just for a bit of attention reckon it's easier to get someone to bum your arse than it is to talk to girls
21 matches on hinge now
>>225614325i never said that
>>225614325I have those same shorts
>>225614238You see. Weird isn't it, since social media women just follow each other, now even with careers. Chasing status
>>225614338story in the yank news a while back about this dentist who had 4 (four) different sugar babies on the goregrettably he also murdered his wife
>>225614374it is or so ive heard aha
>>225614330Why would I have nasty teeth I brush twice a day and use mouthwash, don’t eat sweets, not much more too it than that
>>225614338Ten what?
>>225614349yeah ik it doesn't really matter if you are still white and tallbrown eyes + brown hair is good but blue eyes + brown hair is still an advantage as a man
>>225614372yes her power came through her autism diagnosis and it is seen as a childhood disorder by most
>no sweets for me thanks just vegetables and toothpasteget a life
i honestly don't make eye contact with anyone, not even my parents
>go on grindr>have to go through 3 AI ads to message someone>battery drained in 20 minutes
im gonna get jayd for this but i literally have fucked the milf who looks at my teethmust be the muscles (i work out 3x week)
just changed all my clocks to get ready for Sunday
was looking up reviews on escorting for porn actresses and they were bad for one and another was really expensive for having only starred in british productions
>>225614418Bad bitches bro
>>225614439SameIf i look in peoples eyes i will remember their faces forever Like 10-15 years from now ill be remembering the faces of everyone ive ever looked in the eyes in my entire lifeTheir image is burned into your brain when you look people in the eyes
>>225614214
>>225613923
>>225614456
>>225614473s
>>225614484wretched but would
>>225614445Get yoursel on fabguys
whoooa lads look at meI'm Reddit spacing!I just did another one!I know this is triggering some of you, but that's just what I'm doing....HAHA!
Just been told I can afford a £400k mortgage. Don't like it. Don't believe in owing people
>>225614484i'd let her stab me
>>225614450Only pussy you’ve ever touched was your mums when you fell out of it mate
>>225614530why
>>225614468
how come americans are so casual and funny while brits are so formal and boring?
>>225614484Who's she? sauce?
a short reprieve from the stench of toilberg's ghastly maw
HULL
>>225614542why not
>>225613967WHAT DOESNT KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER
>>225614526you will pay egregious amounts for the BOX and you will LIKE IT
>>225614565hi barkeep do you sell anything that isn't PISS
>>225614526mortgage is just a tax to the jews for a houseback in the past 1700s people paid 80% of their wages on food
>>225614549uurrrr duh uuurrhhh why come (retarded misconception) but (retarded generalisation) uurhhehehuuuurrrr *shits self and drives walmart mobility scooter off cliff*
Went to pick up my suit from the drycleaners and the bloody bhenchods said it's not ready yetWell why did you tell me to come on Monday then??
>>225614214>>225614484i won both times what do i get
>>225614492massive trotters
>>225614593what’s the connection between those two thoughts
>>225614548Olivia Keane. Really expensive for no good reason.
>>225614565i'd be all over those £3 kronenbourgs
>>225614608thats you done
/cum/ is fucking unusable
Any virgin freak men in
>>225614611they wank you off
priti patel breast expansion 720p
>>225614658grow up
>>225614622They sunk the titanic to create the federal reserve
[B]riti [B]atel
ama
scream
>>225614565>>225614591san mig is a decent beer but overpricedcarlsberg tastes like piss but its low ABV and cheap so you can drink 12 hours straight
Was just walking around town There's biomass everywhere It's getting to the point where if something isn't done soon we'll have no chance
>>225614468Lola Rae is on AW, she's £300 for 1 hour which isn't badI live like 5 hours away but would consider a day trip to shag her
Just so fucking bored of life.Clocked out of work.Now I'll spend the evening consuming media.Repeat until Saturday morningSaturday morning I'll go into the city just to exist among other people, feel like life is real.I'll go to the cinema or something to pass some time. Sunday I'll do the same thing or, more likely, stay at home because it'd feel like an exact repeat of the day before.Rinse and repeat until death.What the FUCK do I do? Things where different when I had a gf. At least we'd shag the boredom away and go on 'dates' (which I can do by myself, but they were never that fufilling anyway; it's the other person that made it worthwhile) Now I have no friends, no gf
>>225614663priti patel mass visa giveaway 4k
Ça sent la bière de Londres à BerlinÇa sent la bière, Dieu qu'on est bienÇa sent la bière de Londres à BerlinÇa sent la bière, donne-moi la main
I am sad about tonight Spursies lose
>>225614608you've been done, i'm afraid
done my washing up
nigga just recommended a prossie like she was a book or something
>>225614723not that bad looking for a mulatto
Piehead deliberately purchasing tinned food with a ring pull because he can't use a tin opener LOL
>>225614786scream
>>225614786s
crying laughing at this
>>225614786fucking done that melt
>>225614214>>225614484my UCberg is a young lass with big tits and big blue eyes and fake tan, pretty much a deanette. I've visibly cringed when my eyes glanced at her cleavage in the spring/summer tho. emotional damage set me straight, I should pass this if we're talking
>>225614778yeah? women barely qualify as people anyway so im not sure if one who fucks for money really does
In Herons anyone want out?
>>225614786what an oaf
>>225614810ask her outif she says yes then she'll pump it up
>>225614819just some orange juice for my heroin comedown matethe staff there know me (cant shop there im barred for theft innit)
>>225614819gogonut water
>>225614819blud went to Herons :skull:
>>225614819bro in herons
>A grinning match is a traditional English and Welsh country fair contest where participants compete to make the ugliest, most distorted facial expression possiblethe jews took this from us
>>225614819pack of quavers
>>225614806lol
nth for the baddiedem
Heard employed woman tried to shag piehead but he rejected her
>>225614863
bought a pack of m&s cookies while in a feverish stupor
>>225614819cornetto
>>225614883kissable tum
15 weird facts you DIDN'T know about my willbert
only person I've ever struggled to maintain eye contact with is the 9/10 supervisorapart from her ive never had an issue with anyone else
My willy resembles a mozzarella stick
>>225614883cans gf
>>225614806sounds like one of your citiesdidapponging, victoria
Piehead eating a pack of Mars bars as he scoots around TESCO in his mobility scooter and doesn't tell the cashier at the checkout he needs to pay for them so they have to get security involved LOL
Anyone fancy a Skype
>>225614892evil horny pawg beasts
>>225614946Yeah but not with you
>>225614935creamed that puff
Don’t buy Sabra hummus. Buy fresh hummus from a Lebanese shop. Sabra hummus sucks
>>225614937ridiculous how fit she is
the rural west Australian town of Didapponging
Always forget about New Zealand meCouldn't live there due to tectonic plates you see
>>225614838sanctionberg would rape me
>>225614893seems irresponsible to be visiting m&s in such a condition
>>225614584
>>225614937would love to suck her feet while she does a wank
>>225614995Abo stronghold.
I forget how cheap your pints are. A pint over here is usually $16NZD roughly 7.5 pounds
>>225614935went to school there
>>225614471
>>225614784? She's white with nice pale skin
Going to buy the island of pantelleria me
how can i hide over 100k studs so i can get LEGO universal credit
>>225615022you better clean your bloody room bucko *dies of overdose*
>>225615015they love the bath
which egg should I get lads
business idea: make it really easy to claim money from the government, then redirect all those easy claim routes to army signups and ship them off to mali
>>225615057waterberg
any Ace Combat 8 man in
>>225615064bet they dont even taste that good
Skibidi Toilet (Uh)Skibidi Toilet (Yes-Yes-Yes)Skibidi ToiletDob dob dob yes yesSkibidi dob dob dob skibidiSkibidi Toilet (Uh)Skibidi Toilet (Yes-Yes-Yes)Skibidi ToiletDop dop dop yes yesSkibidi dop dop dop skibidi-bidi-bidi-
>>225615064What do they do
>>225615070Them mali has a huge army and we take over the yookay
the idea of a nice hot bath always seems nice but in reality it's just a big plastic tub with my grotesque body in it
>>225615026you'd expect to pay £7 a pint in a lot of places
sticky toffee pudding is peak dessert
>>2256147220 replies >>225614883Cor
>>225615107you forgot the hot water
>>225614724>"Gee I live like a fucking robot like everyone else and somehow im bored out of my brain, how did this happen"I used to be like this. If your life is mediocre, just fucking do something about it. Don't whine find something that makes you actually want to live. Dont make concessions in life either, do what you want to do, or find a way to get what you want and make steps to achieve it. Modernity, or the dull repetitive monotony of daily life itself, makes us passive, we get too used to living on autopilot, too safely, too comfortably, whatever. We ignore all passion and life suddenly becomes suicidally boring. Work on yourself physically, intellectually, artistically, etc. There's boundless aspects to human existence but most people only discover the tiniest slice. They look out their window and conflate the grey concrete street with where they are, you are not there, the quality of your mind is where you are. >Things where different when I had a gf. At least we'd shag the boredom away and go on 'dates' (which I can do by myself, but they were never that fufilling anyway; it's the other person that made it worthwhile) Same bro.
thought it was only france but apparently there are protests in loads of other places as well
>>225615064cost of living is mental eggs cost that much now
>>225615121+1 to my reply count
they're putting fucked up carcinogenic chemicals in my water supply i know it
Turgid feckless lumps of biomass waddling around the city centre aimlessly, wrapped up like a sausage link in their burka’s
the bag chicken is in the oven
>>225614943Did that make you feel powerful when you applied your obsession to the situation because he lives rent free
>>225614852This is the kind of girl I've always gone for. Attainable goths
Europe isn't really worthy of respect when it allows displays like the gay cuban twink rubio stand in front of the acropolis and give a speech on why we need to save western civilization by fighting wars for israel
>>225615022every time i wash my penis in the shower i think of him
>>225615053Good post >>225615142Congrats on 1 reply
the results are in
>>225615171Greece has been a museum since the days of Julius Cesar
>>225615171was just saying this down the insane asylum
>The film practically announces that it's too cool to be coherent"
>>225615171you dont respect your own country, your own constitution, your rights or freedoms, and you will sit idly by when donald trump cancels the midterms. farewell.
>>225615171You are literal goy cattle for Israel and hold back the rest of the world so your elite can exploit you and weaker countries. USA should be wiped off the face of the earth, fuck off
>>225615129>protests riots
carlsberg's alri
>>225615064doesnt matter what it looks like now, itll look like a chocolate orange when im done with it
Never shagged a Thai or Chinese escort but thinking about itAnyone here done it?
>>225615218raped that circumcised golem
>USA should be wiped off the face of the earth
Skibidi dob dob dob, yes yesSkibidi dop dop, e, eSkibidi dob dob dob, yes yesSkibidi dop dop, e, eSkibidi dob dob dob, yes yesSkibidi dop dop, e, eSkibidi dob dobSkibidi dop dop
>>225615218Bodied that blithering yank spastic
>>225615171>europe isnt blah blah *fart noise escapes from fold of fat*damn really
>>225615235got a slippery wank at a chinese massage place from a chink onceshe stuck a finger up my arse without asking and my cum nearly hit the ceiling
just sneezed and its very difficult
Car felt fine this morning but the brakes felt really mushy driving homegoing to get raped by the garage because they can always tell I'm one of those poofterboys that doesn't know about cars
>>225615165they look like they would cheat on you eventually
having a menty b
>>225615261NiceGot a BJ at a Thai massage place once, she was around 30 and had nice big boobs for an Asian
Imagine doing this to people's faces for a living. Some people are rotten. Money is their only concern
>>225615218great post even though you're the seething islander kiwi who has the iq of a rock
I wouldn't be able to sleep
elmo's got a gunelmo's got a gunbig bird's on the run
feeling anxious ... x
This place is just full of societal rejects who have no idea how to operate socially so they rant about shit like black cock, wanking and having fingers stuck up their arses all dayFucking awful
>>225614491>>225614631>>225614776>>225615133>>225615281did you really have to reply to me 5 times you proxy using autistic freak?
>>225615163And just like that the white race is saved! Thanks patriots!Fucking pathetic
>>225615332spaincunt
>>225615352Toby Tantrum
sir arse controller
>>225615358>DEATH TO THE WEST!!!
Off topic post spotted
beeb on the ropes
>DEATH TO THE WEST!!!
>>225615351and yet they did more than you ever could
>>225615392Me in the don’t know category Just like I am for everything
Just found out this guy was a real man hiding inside the pedestal
>34791 - SoyBooru.png
cheerleader bimbos(men)
>>225615411Walked up a hill and said white lives matter. Heroes
Just seen a post that was disrespectful of other peoples cultures
Fit women making their dog bark o algo and walking back in your FOV when you sneak out of it or whatever I look at the sexy dog
might become gay
>>225615177unironically same
I'm owned by black men
>>225615038hm my browser showed me differntly yeah shes good looking as well
Is there anything better than fucking a tight Asian woman with your BWC?
>>225615477just not right in the head are they they don't even have the decency to be funny like other jews
>>225615505yeah a tight white woman
>>225615510You are Lebanese
>>225615449
>>214729392>>214729392>>214729392
>>225615497maybe we should do it together bucko
>>225615534You mean lesbian?
>>225615417pallyboys got his little fucking head blown off LOL
Wh- in this houseThere's some wh- in this houseThere's some wh- in this houseThere's some wh- in this house (hol' up)I said certified freak, seven days a weekWet and gushy, make that pull-out game weak, woo (ah)Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahYeah, you dealin' with some wet and gushyBring a bucket and a mop for this wet and gushyGive me everything you got for this wet and gushyBeat it up, baby, catch a chargeExtra large and extra hardPut this cookie right in yo' faceSwipe your nose like a credit cardHop on top, I want a rideI do a kegel, I'm kinda wildLook at my mouth, look at my thighsThis water is wet, come take a dive
>>225615510They’re just ill really. Very odd people
>>225615534see what i mean?
>>225610638>>225610638
TITS
>>225615502You're a smelly incel virgin freak AND a cuck all at the same time, SHEEEEESH
no that's not the bloody new
>>225615534Don't say that! Because that irritates me, and I punch blokes in the mouth for saying that. I am Australian. My family have been here since the dawn of time—for over 140 years. If you have anti-Australian sentiments, get the hell out of my country.
dont let me forget to renew my iptv subscriptio
>>225615606see what i mean?
Seen multiple posts that contain racism outside of /b/
>>225615606done him
Seize the banks now. Seize the means of production now. French people must organize and begin the transitional phase
>>225615635>>225615635>>225615635
Didn’t agree with Malaponte before but Mossad definitely post here ffs
>>225615603scrinch
