shit life edition
>>225617192It's just perception, they are nowhere near. Everybody has to have that option. Oh yeaaa Beatles amazing! Yeaaa man, best music that was ever made
>>225617252ktim
these been out
would you date an attractive arab girl who wore a hijab?
>>225617176Discuss
me on the left growing out my hair at the grand old age of 32
DAVID'S DEAD
>>225617286nice handwriting
let's fucking go boys lets fucking go
got a great pick up line for an asian girl"you want to participate in my oxford study?"
all them france will stop once gta6 drops
soulja boy tell 'em
>>225617278muslims dont date outside their group so thats a silly question
I would go to war for that lil Jason nigga from Crystal Lake
when i lose my job i may have to kill myselfwill never find another one!
>>225617278If they wear a head covering then that is a singal that they are already married or saving themselves for marriage Basically its the middle eastern/Muslim way of saying you're spoken for
>>225617294ktim
>>225617316based seeder and feeder
>>225617316strange how my fitgirl repack post from yesterday got no replies when you were clearly in the thread.
>>225617341*sends your 4chan post history to your employer*
Ian in a Buck's Fizz Supernova in the sky
>>225617341hahahaha!!!!!
>>225617341ktim don't know what I'll do when AI makes my job obsolete
>>225617252grim Wojak, this x
>seeding
>>225617334ive dated a muslim before
>>225617376get comfy on UBI
>>225617376already lost half our team due to AI and the ones that were sacked are unemployed or driving for amazon
>>225617252the neovag
Ian ordering a white wine spritzer
introducing: juniorcel
spent almost 20k on tokens since july at toiland ive got a 20k bonus last quarter and Q2 as wellthey LOVE spending money on me
>>225617334wrongthat's how this man got hijacked for dating a muslim girl
>>225617368why is that strange
>>225617408ok well if it progressed to marriage talk she would expect you to convert.
>>225617376improve your britposting skill! there's no AI here!
there is nothing wrong with being gay as long as you don't actually shag another man
>>225617316my qbit stopped being able to see a while agotheres no way to get it to seed no matter what
>>225617372bet Ian doesn't look back in anger
>>225617444can appreciate the male appendage but im not gay and i think bums are disgusting and penis in bums is disgusting
>>225617433he should've supported me? I made myself vulnerable by posting here out in the open and was offered nothing
>>225617434nope but she would demand the kids be raised muslim the jews do the same thing that's why keir starmer's jewish wife raised their kids jewish
>>225617444agreed all i wank to is futa hentai would never shag a bloke
Jelk like you mean it ahhh ohhhaaaaa
>>225617316what is that Temple Grandin film, isn't she an autism person
>>225617316i tried torrenting porn and could only get about 10% downloadedso i just searche "4k blacked" and found it easilytorrenting will probably die with millenials who are the neo-boomers
>>225617307screamto be fair can't blame her for thinking it was David Gest
>>225617469maybe he needs your support and encouragement instead did you even consider that or do you only think about yourself
Rangs of Power soon
>>225617316post your lifetime ratio
>>225617485Yep, that's the lady that said life is shit for cows and made a bunch of cow comfort tech
Neoliberals think the demographics are gonna be fixed by young blks. But, they forget that half of them have aids
got about 120k savings and would likely get about 20k in redundancy payonce that's gone its suicide for me!
You can play gta 4 on an android phone now
>>225617488im normally finished after 10% of porn as well
oh billy jean just blacked my arse
>>225617444good thing im an unlovable freak anyway!
>>225617480same. buy i goon to naked muscular black men and trans girls but im not gay
>>225617533scrabble
>>225617368don't have a bloody clue about that matemust have missed itor maybe i read it and forgoteasy mistake to make>>225617485yeah the first half of the temple grandin film is really scarylike there's household noises that are really loud and it made me feel uncomfortableand she felt uncomfortable alsoi think it was a mechanism the director used so as to elicit an empathic state with the protagonist >>225617524dunno what that is and don't want to know
>>225617533how
>>225617533
what about rubbing willies together
>>225617591will kill herself in 5 years time
>>225617591RIP big lassgone too soon
>>225617591why she doing the haka
Mad how you could easily check all the IPs that are seeding those torrents and easily identify him
>>225617602illegal in burnham's britain
>According to The Observer newspaper, external, the Reform UK mayor of Hull is accused of allegedly showing naked pictures of himself to a female member of staff.not allowed to do that is he
>>225617547right well now that is a bit bent, i can atleast get away with it cause futa is just lesbian strapon porn with extra steps>>225617602only if its futa anime girls
right time to push this new monitor to the limits and play the sims 2 for a bit while i wait for john adams to piratestalling
>>225617631>name literally andy bumhim>is homophobicmake it make sense
>>225617628braindead retard doesnt know about vpns
>Thus far, every story that mentions Hentai in the Doctor Who universe has been written by Dave Stone.
>>225617628alri will wright
for me its that fat french guy what a legend he is
foid to warp cabies
>>225617640na. i masturbate to black men imagining what they would do to my ex-girlfriend
>>225617635its about the cost of living ok
>>225617444true>>225617480futa isn't gay
keep on with the force dont stopdont stop til youve blacked my arse
>>225617666going round deano and staceys this weekend for a few cans and a presentation on sky sports
News of the dayApu is back
wanking to penises isnt gay
>>225617663chad is a multimillionairehe doesnt need to pirate
>>225617650Let's be honest you aren't using one
>>225617707as long as they're attached to women
love a girl with a penis me
is it straight to wank to hunter schafer now that she's got a fanny
Niggers riot in France every day how is this news?
>>225617702now its an indian guy who was born in america but he still does the old thank you come again voice lol
halloween soon then
>>225617728Send her to me
>>225617591queen stunting on the lil alpha
>>225617720not me and i have a 5 year vpn deal
>>225617734it's you again is it
>>225617676oooh okay well that fine then>>225617686thats what im saying
>>225617749blimey
>>225617728she cute >x<
>>225617749not a thing in this country you americanised mong
I love my catbergeDo you love your catberge?
>>225617746they're pretending it's a 'cost of living' riot when it's just wogs stealing TVs
>>225617728rorkean implications
>>225617765what do you gain from doing this?
>>225617748I saw Hank Azaria talking about this when they replaced him as Dr Hibbert saying now they've got a black guy doing an impression of a white doing an impression of a black guy
>>225617702voiced and written by indians though so he's loud and obnoxious and acts nothing like he used to
>>225617765stepmum's body type
>>225617757
>>225617765crikey moses
>>225617746Wouldn't happen if they voted for trump who famously 6 years ago sat in his underground bunker tweeting "LAW AND ORDER" as feral negros burned down washington DC
did some cold approaching and it's mad how every woman suddenly has a boyfriend and doesn't live in the area when you ask if they're singlelike bitch you don't have a boyfriend you're just making it up
>>225617798dogshit film
might launch my own satellite
>>225617475we (me and muslim ex) talked about thisat least when we last talked about it, they wouldn't be raised explicitly 'muslim', but she would at least teach the kids her values and faithi remember we had a fairly heated arguement over whether if they had chicken sandwiches for a school packed lunch whether they'd be halal meat or not lmaodinner at the table as a family = halal, so she could it eat. sure, makes sensebut the school lunch thing, where she's not eating it, making it for non-muslim kids... she insisted it'd still have to be halal for whatever reason
>>225617815pseuds love it
bring on the balls!
>>225617779oh ye if thats true then there would be loads of rapes as well.
>>225617787Do people really ring up those numbers and say yeah I saw your scaffolding can you come do my scaffolding I mean it must work they all do it
>>225617635zased, total secularist erasure
>>225617814they can smell the tism on you nigel
>>225617734ktim
Remember when all the schools were made of dodgy concrete that was about to explode then it stopped being an issue
for me? it's SHerlock Jr. hahahah how'd they do all that then?
>>225617815mad how simple the gist is
>>225617787infinitely more interested in the train than the bird desu
>>225617831bro just found out advertising exists lol
>>225617855my primary was one of thembuilding's still up today
I always pop the old VPN on now because here, La Liga (literally the football league) have the power to basically knock your IP address off the internet when matches are on if they detect you have ever illegally streamed. They literally send a batch of IPs to ISPs and you get blocked off half the internet when Real Madrid are playing.
>>225617814how do you do cold approachwhen im in london i see and make eye contact with women (so many times ive had instances where we keep catching each other's glance while riding the tube), but nothing comes of it
>>225617321Only becuase they've all got PS5s now
>>225617855my old school was made of asbestos and they knocked it down
>>225617819A frequent day dream of mine is me building my own spacecraft in my backyard and launching myself into spaceI name the ship the gargarin in honor of the first man into space and theres tons of media attention and i become a celebrity
>>225617828far-right provocateur Michael Portillo
mental how effective my "sad lamp" thing has been so faralarm goes off and i turn on this a4 page of pure fucking light
>>225617890fucking kek
>>225617883This is the EU leftoids want us to rejoin is it?
>>225617906still a sad bastard though aren't you are you sure it's working
just found out gargoyles are inspired from an old french tale of a dragon being killed and then its head and neck being used as a water spout on a building
>>225617892mine was made of cheese and we were all little mice going to learn at the cheese school every day was a laugh really
Russell Brand did not "oral rape" that slag and will be found Not Guilty.
Pinkie’s got the swiper…
>>225617591She's not wrong tbf
>>225617906nature is telling you to kill yourself stop defying nature
Rorke flicking on a cheap £9.99 LED from Temu and placeboing himself into thinking it's making him happy
>>225617883we had a bloke get 15 years in prison for selling dodgy firesticks that people could watch sports usingthats more than some rapists, nonces, and murderers
>>225617920yeah but im feeling awake like way fasternone of that slow start sleepy until the sun's up muck
>>225617787weird asf she looks like me but female
>>225617930wish he'd oral rape my arse
We at /brit/ recognise Pluto as a planet
>gargoylesi still don't get it or why they made them
>>225617952doing a place boing
>Overnight curfews announced in parts of Parisshall also be observing the curfew in solidarity and be staying in my room
>>225617911Your country literally wants to ban VPNs and encryption mate>>225617953Grim
>>225617831yeah ik ive never once saw a van with a number and rung it odd stuff ngl>>225617871so sad youll die miserable and alone
>>225617982they were ornate spouts to direct rainwater away from the walls
would tongueing an arse be oral rape or anal rape
>>225617892get the asbestos brothe
>>225617982it was like telly but for the olden days
>>225617962who?
My uncle works at Yandex. He told me that when the data centers were struck, the troll bots underwent a forced ontological phase transition via a reverse dematerialization cascade, corporealizing across Europe as brown rioting students. Also, the whole thing was an inside job.Paris was literally wiped off the face of the earth. The Louvre, the Eiffel Tower, all gone. The only place left standing is a Russian souvenir shop with a giant Putin portrait. The corporeal troll bots remember their instructions all too well.
need a hobbyany serious suggestions?i need something to obsess over, make it a part of my personalityi can't spend another weekend people watching in the city and doing nothing else
>>225618023get into something creative that you can launch your feelings into and then shove those feelings into the face of everyone around you
>>225617734
mentally ill threadreported
oh let's break it DOWN
>>225618023do photographythinking of going to a photography class or something myself but i'll probably do nothing
>>225617888>trying to chat a girl up on a smelly, loud tube where she has nowhere to escape toYeah no wonder. Do it on the street lad you need them to feel comfortable.Also remember rules 1 & 2.
>>225618023bird watchingpainting instrument swimming
right i think its time for a quick 5 minute luftenget that cold air in quick and warm it up>>225618023gooning. try edging for 8 hours.
>>225617888just go up to them say they're beautiful and ask if they're singlebro women are simple creatures
Mad how much millennials effortlessly mog zoomers lol
any lone wolves in?
>>225618023Start a slice of life YouTube channel, just potter around doing incel things and upload it and people will watch it. Look at SeasideMARK
>>225618023>>i can't spend another weekend people watching in the city and doing nothing elsewell just buy a proper camera and take photos of them then that's a hobby and there's tons of autism for that hobby
nth for the holodem
>Canadians in Alberta are voting today in a non-binding referendum to determine the future of the province's independence movementlol this is actually happening?
>>225617992cannot tell what this is meant to saythe american english esl language is astounding
>>225617831Assume it's more like "oi mate you scaffolding has just collapsed and killed some pensioner"
>>225618070Willyberg told me to tell you thank you for posting this and that he thoroughly enjoyed it
tfw straight brain but a gay willy
I don't get itHow did the Ukraine War break up the marriage?
Just found out about sex. What's that all about then?
>>225618115why do you care about canadamind your own business this is election interference
never was much of a romantici could never take the intimacy
>>225618053oh id never do it on the tubei just mean i notice it most when on the tube - women looking at me
shit i opened my windows and now there's 5 house spiders chasing me on the floor
>>225618023Why not become a 4chan personality? That's what I did when I invented 190cm Master Race
>>225618129whats he done that for then?
>>225618140Lol at pookraine
>>225618115alberta seems like a rorkian part of canada. rorkes always have more courage when it comes to these things . this passes
>>225617778don't have one but if i did i would love him ok
>>225618115wtf do albertans want to leave?
>>225618142although I never I had it, I hear good things
was in my final year of uni before i realised just calling women fit was enough 90% of the time
>>225618129Sir caruso went to tel aviv with the governor of flordia to sign into laws banning speech they deemed to be "antisemtic" and later he was bragging about how most of his countys tax money goes into buying israeli bonds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=necmlB6gEGU
funny meme from 1647
>>225618176no way this works im gonna try it brb
>>225618140cucked by pootin
>>225618176what do u mean
>>225618146Oh interesting, and are these delusional thoughts a recent phenomon?
Get the sodding biomass bloody well battery farmed
come to think of it when i was south africa i did see a bunch of scaffolding collapse and fall off the side of a building. Nobody seemed to be that bothered about it
>>225618119does your caretaker have to solve the captchas for you to post? if you cant understand that sentence the only reasonable explanation is you have downs syndrome
>>225618143commonwealth business step aside
>>225618197anything works if you're a 10/10 chad
>>225618147its the time of year all the males are out and about looking for a female to mate with
Leaf Rorke voting for Alberta to secede because of "accelerationism" o algo
the rare african rorke
>>225618197dont try this lads, it does NOT work. sister's raging
keep on eating all the food im meant to be stocking up for the war
>>225618129innocent until proven guilty
>>225618023how many times are you going to ask this today
Got to go do a fertility test ladsGot to go to some clinic in town and spaff into a paper cup Should I bring a ring binder with some material along?
>>225618238another casualty
>>225618214all rorkian countries are doomed to fail. confederacy, rhodesia, south africa, israel. they're done for
in pain
>>225618240Not sure, maybe 2 or 3?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2bgsLp943A
Mad how x has become the israeli/jew version of bluesky/gab
>>225618023you need a clue
>>225618234sir boubou
glod
further to yesterdays post here is my lovely new £70 microwave
>>225618229too bad they'll all get murked by my cellar spiders
https://youtu.be/PvTyTUkuem8 the watch
>>225618234Le Boubou
>>225618274always wanted one of these onesies but never got onewant the one from lain
>>225618272Little French fella when he falls into a pile of bread
>>225618273ok
News said Middlesbrough is the worst place in the UK to have children called it Dickensian
>>225618223euros have no authority in the new world you mushy goobermonroe doctrine invalidates your claims
>>225618316crier
Niece showed me her fuggler the other day and I've been thinking about it sinceMight get one myself but I'm 30 so it's not trendy like when she has itMuch prefer them to labubus
>>225618288stuff it full of tin foil and and a forks and put it on 9 hours
>>225618288needs some rancid mould growing in it
>>225618316enjoyed this one
>>225618308um x
>>225618316little french feller after investing in baguette companies
really don't fancy playing the sims anymore since they had a kidthat toddler just sucks the fun out of absolutely everything
>>225618288a clue gained
>Niece showed me her fuggler the other day
Remember that '1st person approacher' lad who got arrested for trying to chat women up on his bike? That's what happens when a freak tries to break out of freakdom into the normie world. You aren't welcome.
pjs and onesies are gross because people have their genitals and arse touching them directly so thye end up all gooey and pongy
>>225618333that wasn't even ummy but ok I want to cuddle in cute onsies too :3
>Mad how much millennials effortlessly mog zoomers lol
>>225618240until i get a serious answer i like
>>225618288Need to break that bad boy in with a nice sloppy Bigham's
might visit highgate cemetery
I am once again voicing my fury at the pedestrianisation of Oxford Street that is doomed to fail HMV just last week said they're leaving and more shops will the street is failingthe ebike phone thieves and gypsy pickpockets are going to think it's christmas come early once they do it next weekthey are building Hamsterdam in real life
>>225618356he was just comically bad at it
>>225618302
evening mates
>>225618382spaghetti
>>225618129must have been caught short
>>225618324looks like a gremlins rip off
cold approach doesn't work if you're an autist just riding a bike up to a woman and asking her out
Any update on the newly purchased first home on a busy main road?
>>225618391BWC
>>225617252Pathological liar persona line (to someone with a dead parent): don't you have a [parent] to go hang out with?
>>225618405he's a paedophile
what happened to that lad who shagged his 60 year old neighbour? i remember him saying she asked him to move in with her
>>225618356a /brit/ legend
>>225618405scraping the gunk off his tongue and brushing my teeth with it
>>225618411any empirical evidence of this?
>>225618387>>225618350:/they're like ugly creature things>>225618410yh they're interesting though
bradley poster wanking to the line about a niece showing a fuggler where he imagines fuggler means fanny because he's a nonce
>>225618394Can't find a photo but he was pretty decent looking as well
>>225618417Now contains a newly purchased microwave
>>225618430jesus christ
>>225618411the videos of him doing it and getting rejected every time
>>225618023get into programming
>>225618390Anti-car ideology is incredibly runtish and third world codedCars are the modern chariots and I should be able to drive it through the centre of any cityOnly retarded browns are anti-car
nooo
>>225618462no i dont think jesus did that
Might start protesting underfunded public schools
>>225618390Oh no not HMV where am I going to buy Funkopops and Nightmare Before Christmas posters now
Squeeze - Cool For Cats (Official Music Video)
>>225618463meant for>>225618443
>>225618402not your mate
David Attenborough’s fucking dead lads
>>225618324buying fuggler's supports british textile industry, trad af
>>225618435>the cyclist who refused to give any other name than The Approacher
>>225618501why's he doing that then? think that's illegal
>>225618402am your matehey :)
>>225618391There's just no way she isn't a BWC slaveQuite literally built for the nordic knob nights of Valhalla
>>225618524stop encouraging him
>>225618501he doesnt need to do that. im sure theres plenty of living lads who'd gladly be shagged by big dave
>>225618505Would be very unpatriotic for me not to buy one of the Christmas ones as a festive ornament wouldn't it.
>>225618445What the fuck is interesting about that
dunelm attenborough
>>225618472Browns are the most pro-car out there ladRS3 pop bang remap bro
David cronemborough
>>225618501100. He was a fuckin' kid.
>>225618573>>225618573>>225618573
for the first time in a long time my back feels normalin this moment I am euphoric
>>225618552got an interesting look don't it
