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futacock
>>225620702>Cant give a single example That's what I thought
>>225620663but it's late fall now, anon
I NEED A LIL SUM
cold
youtu.be/hzRltUL5M3kno true scots, man
>>225620739Idk where OP is, but the trees are still green here
>>225620711Based futa enjoyer>>225620663My life is pretty much over at this point. I'm thinking of just driving and going until I find somewhere I like and starting over from scratch. Only thing is my cat. I can't abandon him. But I don't think he can live in a car with me. Also my cars gonna get repo'd sooner rather than later. Hmmm
>>225620739Yeah, but the leaves barely changed colors still. That photo was taken mere seconds before I made the thread. And I didn't even stop driving either. Well now I am parked at a gas station but I was still driving when I baked this thread.
>>225620774
double cheeseburger from mcdonalds with the fries and a coke
>>225620804Yeah but the problem is I HATE making resumes. I don't mind actually applying but I hate updating resume and I hate doing cover letters. So much so that I simply refuse to apply for jobs most of the time. I'll go years without doing it and just get jobs only through nepotism. It always blows my mind when I finally do it and how easy it actually is. But I hate doing it so much.
>>225620737Already did, you just decided they weren't True Scotsmen
>>225620849People just make them with chatgpt now
>>225620852You named no one, you did the equivalent of me pretending whites in bumfuck Mississippi is just how all white Americans are
i miss whats her name
I sometimes like looking at girls' butts
>>225620849Get ChatJeetPeeTea do it. Most HR Karens use AI to filter applicants anyway
>>225620889>but I need NAMES!lol no. I don't speak your vile language but there are plenty of names in your tabloids and news papers. Take your pic
>>225621022Still can't name a single example huh Sad
Tired... Damn
Things really went to shit after the Queen died
>>225620809double bacon cheeseburger*, like 3 of them
>>225621061She was one of the few things still around from the pre-boomer era
>>225620739https://youtu.be/esYSwMEuYDU
Gonna go outside and smoke some weed. Haven't smoked any flower for a few weeks but my weed vape just cashed.
>>225621267rip sista soulja
I'm crapping ("I'm happy" parody)
>Gonna go outside and smoke some weed
>>225621336aggressive crapping has been banned from /cum/ for almost 6 years now I am going to have to ask you to return your badge and gun
Now that I have had my daily bread ration, I will sleep early.
>>225620849even worse is that you have to use AI to make tailored resumes. Not that you can't send generic resumes but an AI screening it is gonna be looking for AI slop. Or just start your own business and then hire yourself after a firm handshake
im cumming like a maniac
Im bloatmaxxed to such a degree that my doctor says i have systemic inflammation
>>225621212shoulda been on robot chicken or sth
delivery man is taking the long route to reach my house
>>225621562Amazon slop delivery or fastfood slop delivery?
>>225621589dhl
exmilitary still goes very hard sirs
the brown age
>>225621682little flat fucker
I hate DHL so GODDAMNED MUCH!!!!
>>225621754he's not wrong
>>225621768New America should be reserved for a planetary colony tho
>>225621787Super America
>>225621754Makes sense that "New Americans" would be mostly brown LOL
Will I watch baseball or a movie tonight hmmmmm
>>225621754how would renaming a state result in more reliable elections?
>>225621846Seeing the name America instead of Mexico would make everyone Whiter and more honest immediately while also hardening their penises
>>225621884they should name it new finland or new sweden then.
>>225621839Watch a movie about baseball how about that
>>225621754Lake America, New America...loving it, it shows a renewed self of self-confidence
>>225621923You want another state filled with Somalis?
1 little pigeon sitting in a tree, the rest got shot by KFC.
>>225621981there are somalis in finland/sweden? how did they reach there?
>>225622007teleported
>>225622007>there are somalis in finland/sweden?Is it your first day on /int/ or something?
>>225622042i dont leave /cum/
Which desert are you guys going to for winter this year
I felt sick so I left work earlyFeels good
>>225622104I'm already in the deserts of New America
never been to a desert, likely never will. i have dreamed of visiting somewhere like death valley at night, to see the night sky with no light pollution
delivery man will be here soon i think
I grew up in the deserts of the southwestI whispered divine truths to scorpions and found immaculate wisdom from the cacti
>>225622252It's kinda nice sometimes. I've spent a lot of time in the desert. Did a lot of backpacking through it. Anza Borego in the spring is amazing. Don't much care to live there or go much anymore, though
>>225622470you need to bring a fishing pole
Did you get those reports done?
Im back from they gym and guess what? I'm still an incel
>>225622651Shoulda lifted harder. Better luck next time.
>>225622534The game wardens are nuts out here. I don't know where it's good to fish really
>>225622651You're actually a LARPing volcel
Today started off pretty gay but it ended pretty sweetLife really do be like dat sometimes
Woke up to sternum pain, did some stretching, still have sternum pain
>>225622651i didnt go to the gym because i dont live close enough
SAY.HIS.NAME.
>>225622712cant drive?
You owe me sex.Yes, YOU.*grabs you by the wrist*
>>225622409sounds like you smoke meth
Why didn't he go by Chuck Kirk or Chuck K
>>225622748Ayahuasca, actually
>>225622747
>>225622728dont have a car rn because im unemployed
>>225622784
Got my hand in my pants and I'm scratching like nobody's business
>>225622786parents' car?
>>225622749Because that sounds like Chucky which has bad implications.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7W6uATT4IT0new banger just dropped
Making japanese curry
he's here
This gnocchi chewy as fuck bruh
ah, how i wish i had some chicken 65 and vegetable samosas to eatyoutu.be/3EfNmi-PTiM
>>225622651i did my workout at home as always
>>225622682I've never had sex in my entire life even though I want to
>>225622926>bench press>13kg
my man is still searching for my package
>>225622973go out there and offer to help him find it
the Brazilian is unironically very taxing
>>225623002i think he misplaced my package
>>225623036what racial ethnicity is he
I just learned that oranges grow on treesTIL
>”stop jacking off incel get a gf!”>get one>fuck maybe once a week >it sucksis this the biggest deception ever told?
>>225623049looked latino. he just left
>>225623062Get a new one
>>225623062no it just means you're bad at sex otherwise she'd be grabbing your dick every day. alternative possibilities are:>she is cheating and gets her dick elsewhere>she is a cold foid with a low sex drive; this will only worsen with time
>>225623074it's never been more ogre
>I'm worse than that po-lice .>I'll kill one a you niggas myself
>>225623134Forgot pic
aaaaaaaaaaaa my fucking package is so important wtf wtf
>>225623172What's in it? LEGO? or Warhammer figs?
Have you seen the spermopotamus?
>>225623218onahole
>>225623218euro citizenship documents
gonna watch TBBT
>>225623228idk what that is>>225623234which cunt?
what emotion is the hardest for you guys to cope with?for me it's fear
>>225623268dread, i feel it most afternoons, makes me suicidal
>>225623268incelitude
>>225620711>>225620774>being a faggot is basedKill yourselves.
Pumpkins grow on the ground, but oranges grow on trees, even though both are orange in color, but only one of the two is named after their color. How is ANYONE supposed to remember all of this?
>>225623320pumpkins are too heavy for trees
>>225622470>>225622676Where is that creek? Looks like a spot I know in Siskiyou County, CA.
>>225623267germ germ
>>225623062Some women are also just really shy about initiating so you have to basically pull their clothes off any time you want it
>>225623336Some trees are really really big though
>>225623320SOME pumpkins are orange. I grew yellow-blue sploched pumpkins this year. However most Organges are Orange.
i put basil on the chicken before cooking, as a little experiment
>>225623370bro fucking loves science
>>225623364That just makes it more confusing>However most Organges are Orange.I saw something the other day that looked like an orange but yellow
>>225623062women literally want to be raped, youre missing the point
>>225623338It's on the olympic peninsula, just outside the park
>>225622874What do 18 y/o Canadian femboy butts smell like if you sniffed their butts through their underwear?
>>225623370>basil on chickeny tho? are you making a /med/ type chicken dish? Rub, marinate or sauce is preferable to herbs alone.>>225623400Looks beautiful. I live innawoods of SW Oregon, the woods here are similar but a bit more dry.
>>225623427Feces. Kill yourself, faggot.
>>225623433because im so used to this one spice mix i use that it tastes like nothing to me so i put something extra
>>225623357why on earth would you want to live there?
>>225623499i didn't say i want to live there
>>225623458Why would it smell like feces? Femboys are clean and take care of their butts. I'm thinking more like laundry soap and sweat.
>>225623559are you just exploiting it for the gibs? based if so.
>>225623427I'm not canadian
>>225623588i'm hoping to buy a cozy apartment in 'rope
>>225623649kekmake a Canadian one
>>225623433Ya, in the rain shadow of the cascades it's like that. Okonogan-wenatchee has a lot of good riding spots
i wouldn’t mind a little piece of pussy
>>225623677>good riding spotsfishing spots toolearn the rules, retard, and carry a pole
>>225623671our parties take care of us unlike american ones who sell out to oligarchs
just abused myself sinfully, 4give me jebus
Spaghetti for din din
>>225623707I really like your fishpostsMakes me want some nice broiled fish
>>225623730AnchioI got some cheap pummarol, it's Prego but it tastes good
>>225623730no meat?
Bored
>>225623708lol
>>225623708
>>225623732I rarely keep them, the hillbillies and rednecks can't believe I let anything go back in the riverletting a salmon or trout go here is unbelievable to them
if youre a woman just shoot me message, whatever whenever you want im here
>>225623789Wait, you throw them back?
>>225623789Do you softly let them swim back in or do you hulk smash them back into the water
>>225623806not the one in the last fish pic, but most fish, yeah
Imagine being picked up by a hook driven into the roof of your mouth just for the moron who caught you to throw you vack
>>225623798you only want sex probably
>>225623860I give them a little kiss as apology
>>225623836it depends on how lively they are, bass you can toss like garbage and they be okay, but if you get a trout on a warm day you need to face them upstream until they recover
>>225623773Redditjeet actually believes that thoughbeit
>>225623874That's cruel, it's better to just not fish than to torture those poor things
>>225623860are you a vegetarian?do you want to hear how cows are killed for beef?
Now I have a stomach ache because the food I made was so bad
>>225623905theyre doing this to me tomorrow
>>225623896No, I'm not a vegetarian. I'm all for eating meat, not torturing it for... whatever reason under God you do that . You catch an animal you kill it, you eat it. You don't drive a razor sharp hook through their head for fun
>>225623755nah I kinda fucked up with groceries this week and only got chorizo and some canned tuna as my meat
>>225623932>chorizowhich one?
Sovngarde awaits
i'm a vegetarian, i like animalsfeel abandoning eating animals is part of evolving upward as a creature
>chorizoI'm so sick of browns.
What would it take for you to marry a woman who had been with 37 men before you? Caveat: you know she’s completely honest
>>225623969That's just plunging into liberal delusion. No matter what, you have to kill to live animals, plants, whatever. It's the height of folly to think that abstaining from consuming nutritious animals is in some sense "noble". The hard fact is life feeds on life
>>225623994at least a million dollars
>>225623994The only requirement would be that I actually liked her
>>225623994999,999 dollars
>>225623994>>225623994im a volcel, so no marriage for me
>>225623994If I liked her enough then I wouldn't care. When you're 60 years old and lonely, rejecting that woman with 37 men isn't going to make you happy.
>>225624020that's a lower level of existing. if we progress to a higher level of civilization, it will involve no destruction of life.but of course, we are well on our way into the brown age, where things will only get worse.
I just voted for Alberta to stay a province of Canada
>>225624105>it will involve no destruction of lifeImpossible. For life to exist it has to consume life. Period.
too many sussy bakasnot enough bussy suckas
>>225624105>if we progress to a higher level of civilization, it will involve no destruction of life.The kind of shit that goes hard if you're a 14 year old weed addict
>>225623954What do you mean which one? Like raw or cooked? It was a cooked smoked chorizo, I used to for a stew with lentils and potatoes.
>>225624206which brand? the super cheap ones are made of intestine and leftover meat
https://youtube.com/shorts/KRBzfDyynMU
>>225624240It was from Wegmans, pretty sure it was just Wegmans brand. Smoked chorizo is really hard to find where I live for some reason. There used to be a stand at my city’s public market that sold it, not sure if they’re still there.
>>225624189better to be a smart fella than a fart smella
>>225624240You say that like it is a bad thing
Liquify the biomass
>>225624334As an american i do that 3 to 5 times a day
dhl ruined their live chat with AI
How do we solve the brown question?
>>225624413it is a hopeless situation, no realistic way of stopping it.
>>225624105you killed an infinite amount more lives by making farms for almonds
>>225624438
Shoppers Drug Mart replaced their already automated support with ai so now what used to be two button presses is a five minute conversation
>>225624105Why do they always hold it by the very obviously hot part and not the very obviously grip part.
Spelled "Neapolitan" wrong in the NYT crossword and it added an extra 15 minutes to my time because I couldn't find the mistake
>>225624548why the fuck would you need to call Shoppers and why would you need "support" for it
>>225624413lemme hold a dollar.
>>225624275i've heard of most of these cultural differences but i'm still surprised that garbage disposals are not common in europe. the plumbing is not complex.
>>225624413why don't ytpipo simply have more babies?
When I was little I used to think it was "Napoleon" ice cream and the white represented white people, the black was gun powder, and the pink was the blood of his slain enemies.
Gonna do some dumbbell squats
dhl says the package is still with the guy but he was here an hour ago aaaaaaaaaa
>>225624624Our imported brown horde aren't having babies either
>>225624477marzipan is delicious. there is no cost too great.
>>225624686>dhlinternational package?
>>225624708>marzipanisnt that pewdiepies girlfriend
thought it was roman noodles
Did NOT realize that 80% of the people I see here would be Japanese How and when did this happen?The menus are are English and Japanese, I hear Japanese chatter constantly
>>225624717>>225623234
making out with marzipan
>>225624756who?
>>225624708she gets mogged by cristofa's gf from sopranos
>>225624724Close, and she's been his wife for a while now. They even have kids and live in Japan now. Pewds recently announced he was retiring from Jewtube to give his kids a more private life.
i wanna draw a fun pose but that wont get as many likes as if i drew a hot pose
pendejos8 daysVallarta, be there
spic vs jeet race war when?
Drinking a grape Rockstar.
had a phase where i aspired to go to japan and be an english teacher
>>225624724No it's homestars girlfriend
Any conundrums to ponder?
still can't believe he'd do that to his bro
>>225624888yes >>225624413
I think I'm becoming Japanese
>>225624888why are we here, if we're going to disappearyoutu.be/dcDB9SHYW0w
>>225624871I really like that kitty, I don't know why, but it's super cool
I feel like I'm dying
>>225624975is that a man?
>>225624975name?
>>225624975Same. I think technically we are, but lately I've really just felt like some old dog that crawls under a porch to die.
>>225624985hk5
>>225624979Yeah
is it true?
>>225625002she is NOT Heckler & Koch 5
>>225624985Hannah Kae
you're laughingamelia earhart was eaten alive by crabs and you're laughing
>>225624975same person btw
>>225625031doesnt even do porn, dropped
>>225625045Shot got kinda bogged tbqhwy
>>225625016ufff
This is the most serious Canada has ever been
this isn't even parody these actually exist
Imagine not being able to tell men and women apart
Is it happening?
>>225625077whats with the nigga
>>225625095how DARE you
My bad
>>225625093happy cobra isnt here to see this
sex with pooners
>>225620889No one ever said all Mexicans You're the one making up strawmen here
I'm predicting a BIG happening by the end of the week. Earth shattering in proportions. Things will never be the same.
Not only is she a beauty, but she's also becoming a major player in Israeli politics - all while being only 25 years old.
I plan on being about 11 million miles from where I am right now by this time tomorrow
Literally me
>>225625259what her stance on the goyim
when my manager asks about my career goals i don't think i can tell him that i want to choke every s*utherner with my bare hands until i see the life drain from their eyes. it would not contribute to my promotion to a leadership role.
>>225625272based
>>225625275Ambiguous
>>225625272I love sushi so fucking much.
>>225625259im older than her
How much cum can fill up an ovum before it pops/bursts, or does it just expand
fav sushis are spicy tuna and philadelphia rolls
>>225625328the limiting factor is that one end of the balloon is open to the world (this is a reference to your mother's promiscuity) so cum simply takes the path of least resistance and exits that way.
i think the fried breaded sushis are better than the raw fish ones
your fellow weeb neckbeards are being BEATEN to a pulp in Francewill you answer the call to aid? https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1792362463939937.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1792362463939937.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1792362463939937.mp4
>>225625350Not if you tilt the woman upside down
>>225625369he voted for it
>>225625369Europeans don't deserve glorious japanese anime
What drives the lower chattel slave class to be so attracted to jorts? Across the world in any culture anywhere you can find a drunk man, patch goatee on his face sprawled somewhere drunk on malt liquor lying in a convenience store floor decked out in jorts Jorts seem to be a magnet of sorts for these romantic wayward untermensch
Seeing other men’s Hinge profiles makes me want to off myself. Not because they’re hotter than me, but because I realize I’m only a few years away from being one of them. A desperate, 30 year old man trying way too hard to seem interesting and funny for women online in the hopes that one of them will love me. Fuck.
>>225625334>Cream cheese sushi
>>225625369Where does France even get all these niggers from?
>>225625424The only way to win is not to play, kid
>>225625443
this day next month and Voyager will have traveled just a single light day away from us
>>225625443Africa, there's millions of em
nani?
The nword store called, they're running out of you!
>>225625469Which one?
Nah, the joke was a white guy walks up to a black guy who has a large colorful parrot on his shoulder. The white guys asks"wow, where'd you get that?" And the parrot goes, "Africa, there's millions of em"
>>225625487No one calls me a nincompoop and lives to tell the tale
>>225625443Africa is RIGHT there. They just get on boats and float across to the south shore of France where shitlibs welcome them with open arms.
>>225625487if only the world would run out of them for real
>>2256254951
>>225625457Trust me, I want to give up on this shit altogether. Having a girlfriend seems like so much work. But I want to at least try it before I finally decide it isn’t for me, just so I can get rid of any regrets I may have further down the line. I have regrets already at 28: I should have tried harder when I was younger to meet girls, I should have used dating apps when they were new and interesting, etc.
>>225625500Not to mention France colonized hella African clay, so a lot of them are grandfathered in
she did nothing wrong
>>225625465kek
I hope my headache goes away in the night, I can go to work like this
BLM 2 Electric Boogaloo when?
We've got game 6 of the ALCS coming your way next on TBS!
Modern TV commercials are>goyslop>gambling>medication>insurance>streamslop
>>225625647Why are you watching a TV gramps
My style is similar to that of a waiter; I'll serve any stranger with money
never forget
Cold enough to make the seasons change in the freezing rain(He's insane)No I'm notI just wanna shoot up and I'm pissed off cuz I can't find a decent vein
So there's only like 3 people posting here
>>225625671hero
>>225625663Watching basedball
listening to some 70's Jean Luc Ponty
>>225625760Who's playing
NEW>>225625777
>>225625711All me
>>225625775Rays v GuardiansGame 6 of the ALCS
>>2256257115, me and my split personality, Dr. Neanderthal
>>225625711Yes canada usa and mexico
