tiger edish
your future wife resides in the crystal cafe
>>225627562thats a lion
big tiger cock
left or right
>>225627581more like 20 ways to not have sex
>>225627581literally all of this translates to putting women on a pedestal
new thread, new me
Cumshots on top of cumshots
would you fuck a female version of yourself if it was like in soma where your consciousness gets copied into a female body so it's a coin toss whether you fuck a hot woman or get fucked by a disgusting incel
the comment below me takes BBC up the batty
poo thread, poo me
Hello
>>225627574They're neurotic as shit, it's a bit cute
>>225627601ever taste your own cum
>>225627562getting mauled by the tigers, mauled by the tiiiiiigers
>>225627617Fuck off
>>225627617alright Ian, how's things
>>225627606i think a female version of me is the only person on the planet who could understand me so yeh regardless of appearence i would
>>225627606the pleasure of being cummed inside isn't a bad thing
>>225627574they hate trunes so they're based despite all the 'moid' stuff
i tried doing that cei stuff seriously but genuinely tastes foul and it leaves this metallic aftertaste that lingers for like a week
>>225627606dont care still sexany holeany goal
me and the mrs earlier today xx
>>225627620I think once when I was a young fapper. Not good
leftypol and friends sitting in stunned silence around an artist wank on a poo and then piss the word SOCIETY
>>225627640andrew WK is so hot
>>225627626I am fine, how are you?
>>225627640norwood reaper is scared of bro
face very asymmetrical unfortunate!
>>225627640so you stole someone's photo
>>225627562https://xanimu.com/26007-elsa-anna-dq-hq-part-2/
I'm such a rorke. When people talk about people being ill or dying I really don't care. I don't know them, don't give a fuck. Can't hide my rorkisms. Rorke life is complicated.
>>225627633>they hate men so they're based despite all the men hating stuffUtter Lol.
>>225627649Ian I am well thank you for asking
>>225627642we do indeed live in a society
i like the black scrubs guy, he's good at dancing
Toothpaste makes me thirsty but need a pee. If I pee before I just get that weird heavy mercury bit of piss going around my bladder till I squirt it out and get a little spazzy feeling ehe
>>225627562This is SO beautiful <3
i hate the internet phenomenon where you say someone is mad when they're not and that somehow wins the argument
>>225627658no sweaty they hate men that larp as women and men that are retarded which is most of themi really cant blame them. if i were a woman and every paki or sub 5 tried to hit on me id seethe
>>225627678dancing monkey haha
the ocean is more terrifying than space. we're meant escape this planet and flee to space to get away from the ocean. its scary down there.
my underpants smell absolutely foul, a mixture of piss, semen, sweat, and farts.
oh he mad
>>225627669why do you people always spam names in your posts like boomers or autistics? you being from r9k of course
>>225627633i think "scrote" is a much better derogatory term for men, "moid" sounds awkward and contrived like they're just copying us
lad absolutely boiling
fake ian
>>225627657autism capitals and punctuation lad is baiting for replies once again
>>225627700bro is crashing out
>>225627688The just hate men, they'll come up with any reason to, therefore reasons dont matter.
Maybe me being an incel is karma for something, no idea what
why do they call them spaceships and not spaceplanes though
>>225627703scrote sounds like something a runescape npc would call me if i forgot a quest item moid has the derogatory ring to it
>>225627691most of the terrifying stuff lives at the surface - orcas, great whites, big ass fuck off whales
>>225627716i must have lived a hard and busy life last time and begged for a life of doing fuck all but the powers that control this universe laughed their heads off when they put my soul into this incel corpse of a body
Ian big mad
>>225627717The scientific concept was invented before planes and when ships were the primary mode of long distance travel and the name stuck
just been paid by the government de lads
>>225627566What did she say or do?
>go to crystal cafe to see what femcels are like>mostly complaining about how they get too much unwanted attention from menah yes
>>225627734meant to say sci fi concept not scientific
i'm a femcel
>>225627606>he fell for the coin toss analogy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__aFwrR702U
>>225627717also spaceplanes exist, they're spacecraft that are also capable of atmospheric flight like the shuttle
>>225627753hello dear post ur pussy pic i love you
>>225627743>they get too much unwanted attention from menas ifthats just wishful thinking
>>225627741slav women are professional gold diggers
what about spacetrains
People had tries to talk to me about their I'll and dying family members and I just don't give a fuck. I can't show response of giving a fuck. Makes people mad. Quite unfair position to be in really. My tip would be don't talk about personal issues with people you barely know because they dint give a fuck.
>>225627753show bobs and vagene
reddit pisses me off so much and i'm tired of pretending it doesn't
getting unwanted attention
>>225627777maybe stop posting there then?
what about space boats
>>225627777nice quads, tell me why
>>225627779*stares at your arse*
would you look at that i ate some food and the unpleasant feeling in my stomach stopped
>>225627784just every time someone has a problem or asks for advice it always circles back to "get therapy". therapy will 1000% make the situation worse
>>225627743if you are average or even below average you will get as much if not more attention than attractive women men only go for what they think they can get think about it
space b b c
making a male version of crystal cafe and calling it smelly boxroom
>>225627790that's called hunger mate
>therapy will 1000% make the situation worse I'm sure this opinion is based upon extensive familiarity with the literature and case studies and not a knee jerk reaction bolstered by ideological conformity
>>225627794KEK are you retarded or trolling?
>>225627794juggernaut theorywhy asian women in america have such high standards
moids will never understand the pain of being pumped and dumped by chad
>>225627808KEK no im not
stacy used me for my supple balls and then tossed me to the curb
surely they cant just ban men from the cafethats got to be sexist has it not
women's suffrage and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
Juggernaut law is the theory that the very most unattractive women receive a surprisingly large amount of attention from men, sometimes more attention than women of average attractiveness.The name of the law derives from the idea that a women's SMV is 'unstoppable' like a Juggernaut.The juggernaut law can be explained by Bateman's principle, female hypergamy, women's lower libido and greater choosiness causing an oversupply of sexually frustrated males. This insight corroborates the notion that femcels are volcels and refutes the wall to some extent. There is a large contingent of incel men, incelish men, and truecel men whose cold approaches or warm approaches have largely consisted of juggernauting, as they feel they have no chance with women they find attractive.
read every word
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if i trans can i join the cafei will untrans after but i'd like to use it for a while
>>225627826not sure why the bogan mind can't comprehend such a thing
Bro quoted the incel wiki
>>225627782never heard that term used, but i have heard "pinnace" being used to describe a small spacecraft used as a tender between ships and stations
screamed my head off for half an hour when i first learned where the word juggernaut comes from
Coolest and most soulful states are New Mexico and Mississippi Reckon after Santa Fe my next trip will be Natchez (and New Orleans)
surely everyone in the crystal cafe is just troons pretending
*surreptitiously googles the origina of the word juggernaut*
im a niggernaut
>>225627824they browse 4chan and cross reference filenames on their chan and if they suspect youre a moid they'll ban youT.banned tranny who invaded a women's only space
>>225627807quite an ironic post this
>>225627862succulent gock perhaps?
squint game chinky flu
just paid a visit to the crystal cafe and i must say i am not impressed
watching the sobranossex
>>225627868It isn't actually, but nice try.
>>225627854looks weird to have yank straight line borders mixed with a single natural border
>>225627854whats cool about it
Crystal cafe jannies are like the kgb, they're masters at identifying male posters
might get back into ff11 or runescape not sure though
>>225627862have you ever tried not being a hopeless sterotype? i bet you think you're "not like those cringe trannies" too
what is Rorke Theory?
>>225627862you aren't a woman and you've gone down a very mistaken path and you can either accept your mistake or continue down a miserable path where you spend your life convincing yourself you've made the right choice
>>225627885actually it was
>>225627896What stereotype?
>>225627905The more racist they act, the more they goon to blacked raw
>>225627788Delusional mentalist
>>225627908oh...
thinking about how i want them all sent back
>>225627913do you goon to blacked
worth watching this if you're here rorke xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAv7_p2gUO4
>>225627913All you have done is post about black cocks since you got here
This is abysmal. Why am I getting suggested this utter shit.https://youtu.be/Z8odFUHmBZ8
feeling that pooey poo feelingmight poo soon
https://www.youtube.com/@olivialouisewright/videoscute british girl who lives in russia
>>225627911the tranny who doesn't understand that women might not always accept them and want to associate with themthe tranny who thinks occupying the same online spaces as woman makes them more of a womanthe tranny who refuses to accept the existence of a single female space for females only
best drug for just lying down heart beating staring at the ceiling?
suffering from a headache the whole night
>>225627952Cough syrup
Al Pacino's wife is 30
>>225627948I had a question for them
>>225627918me when mum got me xxl boxers instead of xxxls
>>225627889It's mostly Natchez that I'm obsessed with. It's an antebellum south town that was spared in the civil war. Has French & Spanish history. Only big Catholic cathedral in Mississippi. Big town in the slave trade. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Utq3kZ-GPE
>>225627960way too old
>>225627959dont think we get that sort of cough syrup round here
Xtra Xtra Xtra Large Small
>>225627933don't need to watch this it happened to me yesterday when i poo roared
>>225627913do you ever stop thinking about black penisthere aren't even any black people in argentinawhere has this obsession come from
>>225627952unrequited love. it still hurts like mf......
family guy peter funny compilation
>>225627952weed!!!
>>225627970My Penis
>>225627962they don't want to talk to you
>>225627946get a clue
>>225627965neat
>>225627991it's just interesting to see the perspectivei think i do have a clue
>>225628004you are ' simping ' ok
>>225627989It was a serious question that deserved an answer
So why did the holocaust tattoos only go up to 4 digits
weed is illegal.
>>225627973pooscr
>>225627952The smiths
>>225628007not really
Might just lie in bed until an asmr girl whispers me to sleep
>>225627965read the wokies in these comments btw all white women getting offended at the thought that life wasnt 24/7 torture for blackpipo in dixie
>>225627933what's up with these slop channels posting exactly the same videos?https://www.youtube.com/@readoutwhatifhttps://www.youtube.com/@Minute_zero_realhttps://www.youtube.com/@BeyondIff
ʸᵒᵘʳ ˡᶦᶠᵉ ᵃ ᵍᵃʸ ᵖᵒʳn
Wankenstein
>>225628014>>225628042bro pays for a 4chan pass to spam /brit/ gimmicks about gay porn and some politician
>>225628026you are
>>225628050listen here partner i aint never paid for 4chan and i never will
>>225628039seems like we're in a new age of content where it's all just mass-produced slop
here's another one https://www.youtube.com/@Limitfalllwho is behind this?
Dark mode (which will be referred as nigger mode from now on) was proven scientifically to be less readable than light mode. You can have your retarded reddit opinion on the topic: it doesn't change undeniable facts.Nigger mode force you to increase brightness to abnormal levels just to be able to read, but it's users who constantly cry about muh blinding light theme seem to not be able to understand the fact that most monitors can lower their brightness.Nigger mode is mostly used by redditors who want to feel like l33t hax0r or neckbeards who never turn on lights in their basement.
>>225628070scream
>>225628067me lol
>>225628051i'm just laughing at her because she's complaining that the dating market is worse in moscow than in london not as many chads blowing up her phone and russian guys are more confident and approach her in the street and make her feel uncomfortabledumb bitch no idea why she moved there in 2022
my life is fucking grim
>>225628076ok you're not simping sorryi was wrong x
>>225627588Right maybe. I like the darker hair and eye of horus tattoo
>>225628084i'm fucking hating mani fucking hate foids
>>225628070i use it on my 27" oled monitor
>>225628086*nods in agreement*
need to end this disgusting incel existence
>>225628106grow up
>>225628070I don't like dark mode because when you look away after reading white text on black background your entire fov is striped with afterimage
If the human liver can theoretically function for thousands of years then why cant i too?
>>225628077>>225628106you'll be fine
>>225628123i cant im a 30 year old child
business idea: 100% liver body
need a gf with a big pale arse
>>225627562can I pet her? ∑:3
>>225628103all the commenters in her videos are russian incels having melties and simping and she's just milking them for views and monetization she doesn't read the comments she just hearts a few of them and ignores them
>>225628148can i pet her?
sticking my finger up my ass
I'm fucking cold
Egirp got angry because I asked if she was fat and if her pussy stank made me chuckles
lez you alright? it's only drugs
just screamed at an AI for an hour because my live's a mess and I don't have any real people to be angry at.
>>225628180take care of yourself, desu :O
>>225628211ok I will :D
>>225628207you're going in the mincer when the ai god takes over
Any Australians wanna let me crash at their place I plan on moving out of Boston to better lands
fuck my shit incel lifeany of you lads relate?
brushing my incel teeth and getting into my incel bed to end another day in my incel life
>>225628243fuck yeah I relate my girlfriend is off with her mates this week so I'm so forever alone!!
>>225628243yeah>>225628248yeahwe are the incel teamwe are the incel team
reckon it'll take so long for gta 7 that by the time it comes out they'll have to call it grand theft spaceship
>>225628255gp
I don't know why but Instagram and Snapchat makes me sad I am a chud who's only accomplishiment is Japan and Taiwan besides biking 4 national parks and stubbornlu carrying my bike down a mountain
>>225628254hell yeah mayne
we are the brit team
>>225628180>>225628148wotanic
do you find something comical about my appearance when i'm driving my automobile?
>>225628287gp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pP_1dfRpVVk&twatch it
DTFIC: a necessary evil?
>>225628304.....yh
>>225628226it's fine. I deserve it.
killing myself for the third time today.
right i'm going to get a haircut tomorrow but going to take opioids first so i can tolerate the experience
>>225628298made it about half waydon't like the overgeneralizations, don't think she speaks for all ruskies, and traditional values arent just 1950s United States it's being an emotionally abusive Catholic alcoholic
>>225628298ok i watched it
right that's my knob wanked off
right well thats a teammate rage quit
>>225628339yeah she's just a retarded foid at the end of the day. all of her talking points are retarded>>225628347https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sH1PLxXA8rQthis one explains why she went there. basically she studied russian at cambridge university and went to go work as an english teacher in russia
>>225628008what was it?
>>225628389evil woman
https://rumble.com/v7h3zqm-america-first-ep.-1765.html
>>225628389was that supposed to be funny?
that girl is so cute and it's driving me mad
groyper autumn
wish i lived in the wild west
i'm not talking about that disgusting anime girl i mean the one living in russia
feels like a mouse died somewhere under my bed and is stinking up the place
they call me the pal-less pleb
>>225628444gp
mad how its dark right now
>>225628473not that mad
americanism not globalism will be our creedoits going to be only america first america firstthe american people will come first once againwith respectthe respect that we deserve x
>>225628483we love her x
>>225628480you're right actually
>>225628515
>>225628511thanks for conceding
genuinely not lying when i say that the thing i look forward most to the next day is having bacon and fried eggs on toast with mayo
creedo is that nigga who got blasted by han solo in star wars
wishing I had a gf niggas!!!!
>>225628473yeah it's utterly insane really, maddest thing I can think of right now
mad how so many stone buildings were designed by Freemasons. Really makes you think about how when you peek past the curtain have we don't have full democracy.
>>225628525corr scran
>>225628543we're all gonna make it
love food meI'm a fat bastard!
>>225628549yes goyim allow your natural instincts and justified outrage to be suppressed by the gynaecoid jew
wotanic wank accomplished
>>225628572gp
>>225628589this is my life!
>>225628599your life ` movie ` ok
don't care much for politics, just want all the third worlders out of me cuntry, especially the curry munchers
>>225628601
at the end of the day if you aren't a top 10% guy you're just a fucking slave your entire life
hey mambo! mambo italiano!
>>225628616i'm a slave to my own emotions
dadberg's always calling me "dude". nigga's 75 years old, grow up nigga
>>225628637you must be like 40 or some shit
>>225628637>>225628649my dad's 70 and i still live with him
>>225628649i'm 31. is it hard to believe my dad was in his 40s when i was born? knew i might have to explain this smdh
>>225628616Elon musk spends his time trying to impress 13 year olds and Bangladeshis on twitter Jeff Bezos is getting cosmetic surgeries every week and has a frankenstein gf Anthony Bourdain ropedTrump also suffers from a constant need to be praised and accepted and has a very delicate ego despite having 100 million men that would take a bullet for him Jesus Christ is the Way, the Truth and the Life and we must escape our slavery to the flesh and the world.
>>225628668i will shit in christ's mouth mate
>>225628654>i'm 31screma
>>225628601s
can't imagine being 31 and still posting on here talking to schizoid NEETs in their twenties on here
imagine if the guy that was eaten by a tiger was gay and instead of doing that hand signal he was like slapped it like "oh behave"
>>225628694/brit/ is an early 30s general. you think you've got the crowd in your side because you're bristling with the hubris of youth, but you don't
>>225628694there are posters in their 40s here
>>225628673You'll repent
Why are there men under 30 here? If you were 18 in 2014, you are 30 now.
>>225628694not that weirdyou'll be 30 yourself in no time
>>225628695haha yes! I've imagined it! great one!!!
>>225628702most posters on /brit/ are in their twenties
>>225628694i'm 32
I'm a schizoid NEET at 34 years young
stupid polack cunt doesn't even know how old he is
once you're about 24 you're 30 basically instantly
>>225628719roar
>>225628710Then you have no right to call me JF, because have more years exposed to British culture and 4chan Brits than you were fully conscious.
lmao mad how all the uncs come crawling out from under the floorboards when you mention age
>>225628724true
>>225628719they joke about it happening to you but it doesused to just take my brothers age and take away 4 but i forgot how old he was as well.
>>225628728not that mad
>>225628724im 24
mad that when i was wanking to youtube at 11 you lads were toiling away
32 years old neet incel freak
>>225628728not mad at all is itbest regards, 34 year young man
age is just a number ok
nah if you reach 30 as a virgin its pretty much over for you
i do feel bad you lads over 30a lot of my motivation to keep living comes from the fact i'm in my twenties and still have the delusion that i have some time to fix my life
okposting will be the winner of 2026 gimmick of the year
Under 30s wouldn't get it.https://4chanarchives.com/board/int/thread/52385630
>>225628761yep thought the same thing in my 20s. it never gets any better.
my life a archive
>>225628763it's a good gimmick ok
>>225628761literally what happened to me in my 20s now i can't go an hour without planning my suicide
>>225628768>still BBC spamming in 2015yeah missed out on so much
P O OOO
>>225628768>there were posts about big black cocks over a decade agogrim
>>225628772that's why i said the delusion of getting betteri know it's overi dread to think of my mental state when i reach 30
killing myself again
>>225628792it actually gets easier because you stop caring
>>225628761you're only half way there. minimum. it was all just practise, you've got 30 more years to go, almost a lifetime, you've got this, you know the ropes by now. this will be childs play. you're wiser, smarter, capable.
>>225628797my level of caring from 1-100 right now is 0not sure how i could care any less than now
a grim life for a grim ugly little man
>>225628806you'll be so uncaring that you won't need to cling onto delusion
don't bother making the new. already forgotten my zinger.
it's over
