haunted house edition
*me chilling peacefully in /brit/ until one of the 'personalities' saunters in*
>>225628840Theyre calling it the greatest edish ever
>>225628860italians after inventing pizza
tactically saving my zinger until 50+ posts in so that nobody calls me out for zingerposting
>>225628879gp
I am THE personality okI invented Cravendaleposting
i am the /brit/ "nigga" ok
right then what's gimmick of the year going to beand it's not going to be "ok"
wish i could go to sleep now and not wake up until my drugs have been delivered
>>225628913anything but alysa liu hopefully
>>225628921my love is your drug.
they're all going to have to leave europeif they wont leave we have to just kill them
>>225628913ok posts carry an urgency of their own ok
>>225628907fuck up ratnonce you evil little child rapist
not my fault if all i want in life is a submissive pathologically dependent gf who i keep around to act as an abused housekeeper/sex slave
life is one big high schooland that's a brutal realisation
>>225628913alsyiaposting"nigga"ianthumbnailwhacky starmer/bunham
>>225628953utterly grim
using steroids to make myself look older because i'm 31 and still haven't experienced twink death and it's getting embarrassing
>>225628957actually not too bad tbf, some funny stuff in there
Pretty didapponging
maybe if i'm really well behaved in this life i'll be reincarnated as a gigachad after i kill myself
we have to stop these animals
>>225628921don't wish your life away
>actually not too bad tbf, some funny stuff in there
Do you pick the brown or the white girl (both are Swedish)?
>>225628977which one is supposed to be me
>>225628980Haven't spoken to either so I don't know
alcohol so fucking bad ladsit just makes your emotions come out and you reflect on your shit life and second guess all your life choices
>>225628913linking the old when everyone is waiting for the new. everyone poo screams when that happens every single thread
>>225628998good suggestion, i'll go get drunk and then my drugs will come faster
>>225628998yeah no shit it's a depressant
>>225628998grow up. do crack
>>225628998diet dr pepper for me
>>225628998opposite for me when I'm off the booze I get really emotional, crying at shorts
>>225629012a central nervous system depressant, has nothing to do with clinical depression
Ian is funny ok
>>225628857why did he get so mad? dont watch normie ball (virgin freak ofc) so dont know the context
i scream when "Ian" says Hello
>>225629021it's october so you shouldn't see many for a while at least
>>225628998get the custom settings BAC versus time graph computed.
>>225629071gp
Is Ian saying Hello the Brit Gimmick for 2026?
incredibly rancid farts occuring
gp is a good gimmick
some of you unemployed "niggas" need to grow up
that retarded foid in russia thinks that immigrants in the uk commit crimes because they are excluded from society
France is who we areParis is who we are -Nick Fuetes
I don't buy mosquito nets anymore; I make them myself. A high-quality, 100% equivalent
I have unironically just consumed 18 hash browns for breakfast..Got the rentbergs coming over for brunch..
France is basically not a real country
>>225629121don't know why people can't just admit they commit crime because they come from shit cultures
binland :D
>>225629161
suppose i should go to my incel bed and have an incel sleep to wake up refreshed for another day in my incel life
wanted to start looksmaxxing for a while but never knew where to start
>>225629173ktim>>225629191ktim
>>225629191start with low bf you fat cunt
>>225628982the girl of course
>>225628913my life a gay porn
>>225629203true, i reckon i'd be handsome if i weren't so chubby-cheeked. i'll get on steroids and meth straight away
>>225629173nah you need to stay awake. become exhausted. become irritable. become absolutely wretched.
a bucket falling upside down on rorkes head and rorke saying "hey who turned out the lights?"
mate of mines from school ended up a smack head was crazy meeting him outside the dole telling me his escapades of shagging and doing heroin then dropping a sink on some guy who owed him money, what a life
>>225629266s
>>225629266pscr
not on, rorke.
>>225629110
>>225629110no one will hire me though
they're trying to transmit images into my mind again to make me insanethumbs down
Napoleon was pretty awful
if you talk bad things about mousey you're gonna be in a heap of trouble that's what I'll say
>>225629358you'll do nowt.
i actually think she's a russian who teaches english larping as an english personno english woman looks like that and her english has a russian accent
>>225629365whos that then bud?
Just found the holy grail, lads
if I said something like "blow up the president's clitoris" would that be illegal? I'm NOT saying that by the way
>>225629377>>>/int/cumoff you fuck
>>225629376give it here
>>225629377You'd be shot dead before you even got within 5 miles
>>225629388waitwithin five miles of what
Me? Putting together a 60 game archipelago to piss away the next 3 years with.You? Not putting together a 60 game archipelago to piss away the next 3 years with.
>90% of likes won’t be matches>90% of matches won’t be first dates>90% of first dates won’t be relationships>90% of relationships won’t be the woman you marry>50% of the women you marry will divorcerape youlmao. why does anyone even bother with this online dating shit it’s exhausting
I'm off to bedHope there's at least 1 redpilled lovemonger to hold it down and I don't surrender this space to the hateful cruel bitter rabble
because your piss your piss is on my lipsbecause your piss your piss is on my lipsbecause your piss is on my lipswhen you piss in my eyes
that's really stupid I hate thatI really hope you're not a piss fetishist ok
>>225629397You think you're clever but you aren't
taking a lookhaving a squizdoing a geez
many yanks, bad omen
>>225629427I do? this is kind of exciting
>>225629057hes a very performative man
>>225629285british bullying is so embarrassing. i was a total runt in high school but if i'd transferred to a british school i'd have been a total chad
trying to watch him do a cute little chipmunk smile in slow motion let me watch it
>>225629460fuck up pal youve got an abbos sandals to spit shine
Alysa Liu bouncing on BWC
>>225629433
gfberg: *gets her fanny out*me: ok i will shag it!
the 'tch
>>225628879
>>225629466going to have to ask that you delete this post as it is quite simply not on.
>>225628953thumbnail poster only one worth mentioning here
bearded tits
aff fae a wee maccies, anyone want owt?
It not right x
cute little chipmunk smile activated and captured including rainbow editionhooray for me
>>225629489its Mc not Mac, Mc!
MORNIN', GENTS! EUROPE IS ON FIRE!CHEBS FOR THE LADS?
>>225629489yeah maccies without the wee please
any normal man with a normal life and a normal toil man in?
>>225629499dunnae care like
>>225629489a mcplant for me please
>>225629487I love tits so much I really really love them the little bush tits are the most beautiful thing have you seen them?
i once shagged a prossard who had a tattoo of a moustache above her fannois
>>225629511
grow up, y'all can not grow down... hmmm.... i love you all
>>225629522What are Australian escorts like?
>>225629493just won't be buying many games anymore me. can't "try" games these days because you have to buy digitally and then I'm stuck with hundreds of pounds of games I'll never touch after realising I don't like
I have shown chatgpt the cute little chipmunk smile progression and she approves and also the owl in the tree nearby hooting approves as well
Sir Hedge Trimmer
>>225629541"Cam on in cunt, sling one up me cobbah"
>>225629541dunno i've only shagged two and they were both british
The Waco siege proved Americans are not allowed to defend themselves
Brecon Beacons Bacon Bamwich becons to the beaming bumpy non-bourgeoisie.
>>225629579how do you bring yourself to actually pay a woman for sex. i’m a stone cold virgin incel and i think i would rather die
chickened out of my first day at the bottling plant and they promoted me
I'm here in the /brit/ thread and I'm about to meet two right massive fattie rorkes, who are at the PEAK of their porkiness.
>>225629579>Even our slags are finding more lucrative work in AusFirst brain drain now minge drain
>>225629594look at the size of these rotund rorkes!these chubby chuds are going to be a real handful
>>225629587i was on drugs
at the podiatrists listening to toto
Wife's mates bought her this as a joke for her bookclub, apparently it's big with women. Imagine me coming home with a book about shagging cows?
There's a song about Australia called down under
>>225629629your dad's autobiography, then?
was going to go to the shops this morning but i havent
>>225629594>>225629607Rorke!? More like Porke! These gargantuan gobblers guzzle down 8 ginsters PER DAY!
>>225629629Did Eva Caine jerk off before during or after reading?
when i was young my mum has a chance to move to australia as a nurse, I could have been a right aussie by now smoking durries at the servo and worshipping abbos
>>225629637Your words and deeds should make you ashamed.
>>225629637fucking bodied that freak
the morning walk just doesn't feel the same anymore
>>225629648Australia just seems like a non stop laugh desu don't know how anyone can be miserable there
>>225629599yeah but prossards are more expensive here, i guess because the market isn't saturated with romaniansasian prossies are usually much cheaper however but even i wouldn't stoop to that level
>>225629668genuinely why do you think that is. getting darker at the same time?
>>225629648british kids tend to get bullied hard in our schools so you'd probably have turned out a bitter incel like me
>>225629670Only ever shagged a pross in Dam and got a happy ending in indonesia but don't feel particularly proud of it. Idea of getting one always intrigued me though but I'm fully settled down now. If I was a billionaire it would be non-stop. They fit the ones you shagged?
becoming a gay prossie to fund my straight prossie addiction
fingies hurt from vidyait's unironically over
>>225629685Not me, I'm 6'6 and built like a brick shithouse
>>225629648my dad was offered a chance to go work in some trade there as well (forget which one) and mum said no.probably for the best, couldn't imagine how life would have turned out in australia instead.
>>225629680don't want to answer questionssorry
>>225629685>>225629699Can't imagine my life would have turned out worse there than it has here.
>>225629699You might be waking up next to your girlfriend instead of posting in this pit of misery
>>225629686yeah they were alright, one of them had too many tattoos and was a bit fat
doing a chiropractic on myself
>>225629711i wake up to my wife but like posting in this pit of misery
>>225629714ok x
>>225629703haha yeah nah it's cool
genuinely just got hit with the realisation that a woman in my life 10 years ago was flirting with me and it's just made me nauseous
when women flirt with me i shut down and either sperg out or don't react at all
>>225629755Why'd you think she was flirting?
>>225629724I'd be posting in this pit of misery if I had to wake up next to your wife too
I read that chiropracty isn't real anyway
>>225629789Not on
>>225629789ktim
>>225629787it was back in college and i was quite fatshe was a very cute vaguely gothy girl who was part of the friend group, we had a walk to the starbucks and while she was talking to me she held my hand and i remember being so struck by how cold her hand was that it distracted from the significance of the gesturewhen we were in the starbucks i mentioned to the friend group that i was trying to lose weight and she said 'i think you look lovely how you are'that is the day day that just shot into my mind, but im sure there are other moments if i thinki am actually diagnosed aspeger's by the way, but im fucking kicking myself (figuratively)
when women flirt with me i get excited and do THIS
>>225629870i do this
>>225629879How the hell has someone managed to train their cats to do that lol
>>225629899
AI slop should result in an instant permaban
>>225629899It’s ai u fucking div
>>225629925not my problem
Dentists should be forced to work for the NHS for 20 years after gaining their qualifications before they can go private. Same with all healthcare staff.
>>225629925'mon then ya cunt
foids in afghanistan complaining about having to wear burqas, foids in the west complaining about having to cover their boobs, why are foids so desperate to get naked?
>>225630005Women are basically not even sentient
let women be naked rorke
>>225630017This is true
>>225630005foids in azerbaijan are complaining about not being able to wear hidjabs
>>225630017Trvke
>>225629680because even the earth is sad :((
tired of women using me as an ATM machine
I want to reach out and touch the sky
>>225630030but they'll have periods all over my sofa
>>225630030shan't
ye yeh thats gay pornwilly in the bum yeh thats gay pornmans tryna jam yeh thats gay pornthats gay porn yeh man thats gay porngock gettin milked yeh thats gay pornman hottin and frottin yeh thats gay pornbrojob thats a projob thats gay pornyeh thats gay porn yeh thats gay porn
when my mate was a bodybuilder he occasionally just shat in his garden because he couldn't be bothered to deal with potential toilet blockages
>>225630071vibehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCqdq_-zoCA
>>225630132bit of a flappy arse, like a 50 year old woman
my high school pe teacher got obliterated by a car while out on a jog
>>225630169i'd let it flap and rip farts on my face if you catch what i'm putting down heh ;)
>>225629683there he is
>>225630182was it a wog that crushed his ass?
>>225630208we don't know but probably not, it was in the countryside.
>>225630225always assume brown play in unsolved cases
it's all just porn and humiliation rituals
started doing my own colonoscopies, for research purposes
>>225630241it was a woman, so no need to dig further
>>225629285Not cool
>>225630247So push back..
got tummy ache now
is something actually happening with the paris riotsdon't get my hopes up
used to think the people trapped in the cave on jungle run really were kept there until the next game
imagine how quiet it was before cars were invented
>>225630305>have a newly purchased house next to a busy road in 1822>traveller is passing by, his horse stops moving>driver gets into argument with his horse>"come on!">"neigh"
>>225630305i can only imagine the smell (horse shit)
>>225630305yeah but they had horses and cockadooddle too
imagine how quiet it was before wogs were imported
>>225630329screaming
imagine being a slave and fucking the slave masters wife… that would be crazy. It really happened too
Imagine how grim it was before gay porn was inventedAlso does anyone here recall streitmacht des mannes and his hyperborea edits before the genre went mainstream?
Quintessentially British thread.
>>225630397Thomas Jefferson impregnated his slave Sally Hemings. It's said he was a very different man afterwards.
trains already delayed it hasnt even set off yetbastardsthey do it on purpose
had a female pe teacher who everyone assumed was a lesbian but then she got pregnant
>>225630132ok i will jerk it !
my idea of heaven is being able to take as much heroin as you want without any adverse effects
>>225630536same but for cocaine and speed
saw mumberg on her phone earlier and she was scroolling through instagram reels and watching those videos that have subway surfer down the bottom. zoomer brainrot is even affecting the boomers lads.
>>225630526lesbians can get prengate
muslim? I barely know him!
>>225630550bizarre lie
>>225629080u wot m8
>>225630550they prefer the term "impregnanced"
listening to the sisters of mercy. corr love the sisters me.wish i had a goth gf. corring and phwoarring at the mere prospect.
All the adverts on simpcity lead to random youtube linksjust got one which was just 14 minutes of some guy teaching about crucian carp fishing
>>225630547me momberg watches political ai slop on youtube shorts, it's quite grim to be tbqh
>>225630572ive seen the first episode of the L word one of them tries to collect some sperm to put in her fannyhavent seen any other episodes but i presume shes successful and enjoys a happy family life with her wife and children
listening to a racist goth guy complain about immigrants on twitter
he really wants to advertise simpcity on here
Guys, 30 days remaining…!!!!
Nill Kiggers - Agartha Vacation
>>225630547Mine plays wordle/trivia type games. Sometimes when I ask her something she doesn't hear or look up....interesting how the tables have turned.
starting a band called chemical shitfirst album cover is a lump of yellow poo in a bog
don't know what the word "superlative" means despite googling it and skimming over the results
>>225630629kek I've seen that guy before but didn't stop to listen too much
>>225630629is he named Ronie Rooke?
>>225630668jake munro actually x
>>225630655means the most, or an excessive degreeexample: you are superlatively retarded
>>225629755never had this experience in my lifeit's very clear that almost no women are interested/flirt with me lol
sick of adverts trying to speak to me like friends, and the fad of everything being a 'one'. fucking billion pound business selling me fried chicken as 'the one with the crunch', or a burger as 'the juicy one'. fuck off and give me the food. bastards.
>>225630680oh i see, i've gotten confused because i didn't hear it in that context
>>225630674don't make a mountain out of a molehill
can't watch sydney watson because the australian-american fusion accent is too distracting
>>225628913You won't posting
>>225630699what about sydney harwin?
am aff to ma graft cya火
just posted "lol" on /pol/ and got 4 replies, walls of paragraphs within 5 minutes telling me I'm a muslim pajeet and 10% white and I was raped by paki rape gangs in rotherham and how it was over for me. Starting to believe leftymong was right, it really is all automated bots
>>225630634oh no!!?!??
>>225630714never met the chick but i'll let you know if we ever bump uglies in the men's room
>>225630736fuck off mandingo
>>225630736ranjesh
what's with slags on social media captioning all their slaggy pics with "wataa"
i'm 32 and society owes me an 18 or 19 year old goth gf
>>225630758they're breaking bad fans
>>225630724火火火炎上!!!!!!!!!!!
The poppy brigade are having a meltdown because someone has made Palestine poppies
Don't agree with the bottom bit but the top is true
>>225630758im not a terminally online incel ghoul so i haven't seen this
what ever happened to the classic mousenonce bihourlies?
>>22563078916 is legal in bongland
>>225628998alcohol is nice it makes boring things interesting and mellows out the cruel and indifferent world. only problem is of course its hard not to do it every single day and eventually get one of about 400 alcohol related illnesses and die
>>225630797>mousenonce bihourliessounds like a kipling character
>>225630795me neither but i only just noticed it yesterday after i started using twitter again for the first time in a decade
>>225630802>replying to a 3 hour old postkys
>>225630801Tell that to the judge mate
Don't know what Musk has done but images and videos no longer load via nitter It not right
>>225630810grow up
>>225630811I willHe'll say "The age of consent is 16 in this country, you're free to go and get in there my son"
in my drug counselling meetings the counsellor goes around the room and asks everyone to rate how they're feeling on a scale of 1 to 10. today i said i was at 6.7 but nobody got it
>>225630814aren't nitter and xcancel shut down?
>>225630833being addicted to drugs is really mongy behaviour mate
>>225630826Don't think he would
>>225630814does goyimx work?
>>225630826Doesn’t make it right
[Chorus: Akon]Smack that, all on the floorSmack that, give me some moreSmack that, 'til you get soreSmack that, oh
Its not the law's fault you zoomerified yankified runtoids thought american law applied to britain. Its 16 here, and that makes it perfectly fine.
>>225630835Zesty ass nigga omds
>>225630847yes it does. if its legal, its moral. simple as.
>>225630839Only ones hosted in places that comply with American legal requests>>225630846I found a mirror that works but keep it hushhttps://nitter.miningtcup.me
>that small community of insufferable runts that use xcancel and xitterjust make a fucking account
alarm went off mid-dream but the dream was annoying so that's fine
>>225630865Damn bro you a real hacker. Thanks.
>>225630842yeah? you think i should maybe go to counselling or something?
hunter schafer has had her pussy plumbed in
>>225630856there's nothing technically illegal about blending up thousands of surplus to requirement biomass in secret and making a paste out of them which you then sell as a food replacement but I think you'd still get in trouble if you did it
>>225630884please don't spread such awful lies
I'd love to smell Emma Watson's farts.
>>225630890Its technically and fully illegal to murder people mate
>>225630873just make an account and verify your id bro
>>225630884genuinely only like trannies with soft williesI love the idea of bumming one and making it cum without even getting hard, then blowing my beans up their dunghole
>>225630909You dont need to verify your ID
wonder if an indian man has ever successfully seduced a white woman by commenting on her photos doing that classic indian creeper shit. it's bound to have happened at least once right?
>>225630914grow up
>>225629135In awe at the size of this lad
whats to important on twitter that you need to see
>>225630906Nobody said anything about murderWhat if they were already dead
>>225630915please don't spread such awful lies
>>225627562>>225627562
>>225630915you do if you want to see anything labelled "adult content"
>>225630930Pornography
>>225630927bugger off, hunter
grow up and get a clue you absolute freaks fucking embarrassing reading some of your posts honestly what do your parents think of this?
damn it cody hes linked the fricken old bro
>>225630969>>225630969>>225630969real new
Mad how there’s always someone around to link the old, no matter what time of day it is
got to clean the smelly flat today so a gas engineer can look at my boiler for 5 minutes and leave until next year
