the bouncer edish
unfunny weird postSCREAMING
if you aren't attracted to that woman at the music festival then you are legitimately gay
damn it's a shame the new came and no one is going to reply to those paragraph long posts about shit no one else was talking about
literally me how do i turn back the clocks and stop lookjng likke this
im having an allergic reaction
>>225632416what a nasty, combative, bitter, vile, jealous little twatbiscuit you are
>>225632431He was 37 when it started
Of work for three days just to use up my annual leave before the clocks go back. Fuck all to do.
>>225632427trvke
>>225632438move to london
>>225632447im 30 its over
>>225632447>only 2 years older than memental i look 10+ years younger than him yet im an incel with no gf etc
>>225632431looking forward to thisit's more dignified than what I've got going on at the moment >just shave broI don't have the build or the beard to get away with that
>>225632446absolutely slapped that bitch down back in his place
so glad I'm not baldingmust be grim
Tree surgeon is here team very loud and noisy having a black coffee catberge in the window supervising the workmen
>>225632295lads how is she so attractive and why will I never have sex with an attractive womanI want to kmsI'm an impotent man
Beetty Dick (1693-1773) was an elderly town crier for Dalkeith, a town in Midlothian, Scotland in the mid-18th century
>>225632483just be yourself :)
So let me get this straight: we hand off all decisions to AI because AI never, ever gets things wrong, and this has been proven time and time again. Why do people never factor in long term trust rates with things like this?
what do you do for your morning coffee lads
>>225632431never understood the women who say hes hot like no woman on earth is seeing a bloke like this in public and finding him attractive
Reform boomers crying about being called fascists then chomping at the bit to call restore voters fascists
Hello my name is Dr Hildegard Langstrom and I am quite, quite mad.
>>225632431Don't get fat. Wear a hat. Maybe a small beard. Otherwise, own your age
All boring politico-blog posters need to fuck off
>>225632507mumberg and nanberg said he was good looking in the early series
>Oliver Lonie, 24, has walked free from court after receiving a two-year suspended prison sentence in a case involving 53 indecent videos of children, including 34 Category A videos - the most serious classification, involving child rape and sexual torture.And yet a guy who took down a ULEZ camera got 15 years prison
pink pig: rorkebrown pig: you know whoting: the government
>>2256324963 heaped tea spoons of Nescafe with the minimum amount of boiling water needed to dissolve it, a splash of milk to cool it downDrink it all in one gulp 30 seconds before getting in the car then start pinging halfway up the expressway on the way to toil
>>225632507Women are not even particularly interested in looks
>>225632537they probably frigged their beans to him
>>225632495The past 200 years since the enlightenment will turn out to have just been a blip in history and AI is the beginning of the return of feudalism where citizens are subjugated in a form of neo-serfdom, kicked off the internet, lose their social and civil rights, and AI will control the world
>we need to talk about the rorke situation (its worse than you think)
>>225632537He's good looking throughout.t. gay man
>>225632536gonna cry?
I want her to do a stinky in my face.
>>225632551yeh?
>>225632562mad how this guy shags and i dont
i'm 37 but people at work said i look 28 or 29
>>225632509does leftymong actually believe reform is right wing
i just hate women
How is it illegal to look at pixels on a screen?
>>225632295her name?
>>225632562Without the moustache and a septum piercing this is basically leftypol she/her
>>225632562I got bullied for having curly hair in schoolAfter graduating suddenly it became cool to have curly hair and that's the very instant I started going bald
>>225632583women are cretinous objects
>>225632562this haircut is just insane especially with this mustache how did this look become popular even
>>225632595Employed Women
never noticed how fucked portugal is, reckon our wealth divide will be similar in the next 5 years
>>225632490Kek know a girl that looks like this. Was a great big fatty then got on the mounjaro jabs and lost the weight but is hunched over like a crone for some reason, probably because she didn't do any exercise at all. Looks like a proper witch now.
>>225632560I hope not, as countries will inevitably approach the issue of an AI revolution differently, some will do well from it, others won't. In your scenario, what would stop someone from moving somewhere better?
>>225632588They dont. They think theyre far right and the second coming of the nazi party unironically
>>225632612a self-aware embracing of being a slob or weird looking is seen as egalitarian by these types
>>225632614looked around Faro once on street view and it looks like a terrible war ravaged the whole city or a bomb had gone off, it rough in poortugal
We're moving /brit/ to pictochat if it gets shut down
Why the fuck does it take me an hour sitting on the karzie to get all of my poo out
>>225632610gayboy fuck off
>>225632507It's the aura
>>225632606Wog bastard
>>225632437*viciously stabs you with an epipen*
have the woke had a fit over yorkies yet?
>>225632628is it ironic or something, it's fucking retarded, I've never seen this type of person imc
might go undercover on crystal cafe and post normally and see how long it takes the jannettes to figure out i'm a lad
>>225632650they did about 20 years ago
>>225632632the salaries are grim beyond belief, basically have to live in lisbon if you want to earn over 20k a year and then the rent is like 1750 a month for a tiny shitboxgrim state of affairs, born into a country where 95% of people are destined to stay poor and struggle with no realistic chance of getting out
>>225632507How do you think a disgusting little slug like Michael gove shags, women are attracted to power (and danger in tonys case)
>>225632667Heroin is legal though
books i've read recently>the monk quite good>evelinaok, but the ending seemed a bit rushed>the death of ivan ilyichgood
If I was in charge I'd make Hitler look like fucking Barney the dinosaur
>>225632656think it began as ironic but once something is done enough people just get used to itseeing mullets even over here now
>>225632619The whole world is going to be enslaved in this hellscape algocracy because human nature will make us approach the issue more or less the same way. We've always developed our societies around vital tools we invented throughout history, the wheel, roads, machines etc, there won't be a country on earth thats going to be free from this
guys i lost one of my slippers this is not good
Ordered a Ty Lee cosplay outfit, going to find an Asian prostitute and ask her to wear it.
i am a wise man, a learned man, a thoughtful man, a racist man.
>>225632683me being realistic about my abilities during an interview to become a post-processing colour corrector for the History channel
>>225632667UK is unironically on the exact same path, assets being mopped up by the rich leaving the lower classes with nothing
>>225632496Clove greatly enhances flavor
>>225632700very masculine feet
i scored 3/5 on my first little practice for my AWS Devops Professional Examnot terrible for a first look
>>225632660Just don't mention your penis and you'll probably be alright
>>225632682tolstoy describing ivan's death as the feeling of his consciousness being stuffed into a black sack has stuck with me ever since i read it
did the 19th century russian author write the schizophasic religious diatribe to justify murdering people and/or killing themselves because everything le meaningless
>>225632562moustache looks like it's all flooding out of his nostrils
lads what's the deal with this kind of russian who looks like they could be english or scottish or irish
>>225632704actually fucking shrieked at this
new creps have come, dpd special delivery
>>225632727alcoholism
>>225632723yh
>>225632637liking women like you do is gaygaybo
>>225632723Tolstoy is nothing like that you aggressive pseud wanker.
>>225632727people have sex with each other and shit out babies and that don't they
got bored of gaming when i was 16
>>225632669he just uses his powers of persuasion to convince women to let him do it
>>225632727looks like davey from gta 5
>>225632727ITV police drama background character only ever referred to by their surname phenotype
>>225632750>Leo Tolstoy's 1886 novella The Death of Ivan Ilyich is about a successful Russian high-court judge who is forced to confront the meaninglessness of his conventional, materialistic life when he faces a terminal illnessSo original
Fucking hell team toil tomorrow 6:00 am to 16:00 pm unironically feeling suicidal and extremely sad
>>225632727The Keivan Rus was literally Nordic you ignorant spastic.
>>225632692Sick and tired of it alreadyWe'll need a proper revolution to sort it out. Dirty bomb time.
>>225632704Good post lad
>>225632727He's a pomor, probably from the northwest. Most of them have Scandinavians origins like the vikings and Normans that invaded england
>>225632760yes that's a good way of putting it>>225632774based retard
>>225632767grow up
>>225632720wouldn't be so sure, i've been banned there about 50% of the times i've posted and i never talked about my dick nor given any overt indication that i have one
https://youtu.be/mxlqyCpSG44
>>225632719Only did 5 practice questions? Seems a bit lazy
>>225632793i accept your concession
Never did practice exam papers in school or sixth form seemed pointless to me and I still passed all my subjects
>>225632792I'm not a fucking retard you peasant filth, your brain would be a fraction of a sub-compartment of my own.
I'd make the Holocaust look like a fucking picnic, I swear
>>225632817me and my mate ate ours once
>>225632755a lot of panels for such a shit joke
I just want GTA 6 to be released nowwwwww
stupid dog keeps barking though I gave him a kebabwhat a stupid cunt he is
>>225632820Sir Incorrect Punctuation
>>225632807Name the last 50 works of literature you've read and give your own summary of 5 of them that demonstrates you've actually read them.
>>225632767stole it from breaking bad didn't he
>>225632849alri matan
the nonas on crystal cafe seem to really hate trannies, like REALLY hate them
>>225632817best way to study if you follow it up with marking them yourselfthing is understanding the concepts only gets you to a C or B, after that it's about how fast you are and if you know what particular style questions "want" from you
when people say 'good post' they mean they didnt laugh at your post
>>225632824how could you masturbate someone to death twice?
>>225632844I use rhetorical grammar, not the bloodless prescriptive grammar of the corrupt pseudo-classical scribblers of the Augustan age.
i have a use for you
>>225632796What was your goal on posting there? Can't see the point personally
>>225632849bro is prompting /brit/gpt
>>225632828Being a tiresome waste of space and language like Gove himself is half the joke.
>>225632849I don't need to have read 50 works of literature to know when something is shit and boring and overdone. le epic russian sad novel of poverty character + murder and death and christian rambling mysticism is a time capsule and simply not very interesting or good.
>>225632875I often say 'good post' and I always mean it. If I didn't laugh, it's because something was so witty and hilarious that I simply sat in awe of it rather than bursting into laughter like a gimp
>>225632902all my posts btw. you're welcome
was going to read the bible once but then i didn't
>>225632885no particular goal, just curious
I get a lot of "good post" responses because I mostly post funny non-sequitors
>>225632922gost pood
>>225632896Right, that's your bluff called. Off you fuck pseud.Live the rest of your life knowing that your mind is entirely composed of a web of buzzphrases and always will be.
sir angela rayner
I done did a lot of shit just to live this here lifestyle
>>225632913just look at the pictures you'll get the gist
>>225632825I once ate glue in year 8 and the teacher said I was going to die and didn't even call an ambulance or anything >>225632873Always felt like too much effort. Reckon I learn better from reading textbooks
Your all cracking me up today
Lewisbros...
>>225632949you still beginnin
>>225632959alri humpty dumpty lad
>>225632723That's basically the opposite of any Dostoevsky book. In Crime and Punishment the protagonist is haunted by his murder and no Christianity justifies it which wouldn't make sense really cause that's against the religion
>>225632802for now i have to take a bunch of information from each question like topics, trick answers, specific functionalities of services and how they work together, and put that all into a study guide. takes like 15 minutes per question
don't reply to itits posts are bad on purpose to make you reply
>>225632943I've still read the classics, its just not very interesting or good reading. You read this old slop book from tolstoy written like 150 years ago so you can come on here and brag about it, regardless of what you truly thought of the quality of the story, that is the definition of a pseud. I've read it too, and I've read pseud's favourite Dostoyevsky's works too, and they're all the same boring and uninteresting dull books.
embarrassed myself on here yesterday had to go and lick my wounds but im alright now thanks for asking
next door neighbour always blowing her nose and sneezing. bet it's dirty as fuck in her flat
Anniversary of mum's death next week. Quit my job to deal with it all. Inherited the house and over 200k after all the taxes, funeral costs, etc. Haven't worked a day since then, spent under 6k on life so far this year.Reckon I could stay like this for a VERY long time but it's probably not the best idea.
Might get back into bed, might eat a mince pie. Might do both.
>>225632989Your bluff has been called, you can stop pretending you read now.
>>225632989let's apprach this more constructivelywhat do you recomendgive me like like 10 works you think are great
>>225633018this is mad
>>225633013sorry for your loss mateyes you need to get back out there in the world get a routine make new friends get a gf etcmoney without anyone to spend it with is only fun for so long
people who live in council houses are lesser homunculi
reckon i might stay in bed forever
backs feeling a bit tight anyone want to give me a good strong heterosexual massage
>>225633013you gonna put some flowers out for her or something nice?
>>225632796women have a sixth sense and can tell if someone is a man based on how they type, their interests etc
>>225633024The very hungry caterpillar 10 times
got the dylan on
leftypol writing tommy robinson in his deathnoterorke scribing stephen yaxley-lennon
>>225633013inflation and rising costs will eat you alive with no passive income, unless you just wanna spunk it all and then live on 150 quid a week or whatever the bennies are at these days
>>225633012Fucking hell get a life you sad twat, sat indoors all day listening to your neighbours sneezes
>>225632540Mental how lenient this country is on paedophiles
>>225633057scr that's him done
>>225632979Most of his works follow the same outline like what I posted. The Brothers Karamazov conclusion is essentially abusing Christian mysticism in a courtroom diatribe to justify murdering your own Father. Its just schizophrenia mate, he even admitted later in life that most of the book was filler and he just found it funny to write in cartoonishly christian devotion characters like that one bitch i forgot her name
>>225633057scr
>>225633057SCREAMING
>>225633039Yeah.>>225633035I've been habing fun doing DIY and woodworking and stuff. Dad (passed away six years ago) had a ton of tools and stuff and I've been learning to use them.
>>225633040i like doing this with articles sometimes i'll get a few sentences in and then guess if its written by a man or a woman before i scroll up and check the name
>>225633025The off sick from work lifestyle seems unattainable to some
>>225633071it's good you have hobbies but a social life friends leaving the house etc are also all really important things
Just don't see the point honestly, every human being (including myself), just isn't worth the effort.None of us are sincere, love doesn't exist, friendship doesn't exist. We're all just nasty spiteful creatures who humiliate the weak and grovel before the strong.I wish there was a guaranteed way for painlessly slip into a forever sleep and leave this vile world.
got the jenny sparks onpropah british music
got a glass against the wall, listening inready to bang on the wall when i hear "bless you"
>>225633024To tell the truth I don't think any books are great that I've read, as I've never found it as interesting as a Tarantino film. Books are just an older form of entertainment that people had to put up with for centuries because films didnt exist yet. There is nothing special about reading something on paper as opposed to going to a cinema or watching netflix
>>225633037you'll do nothing
>>225633083ye but wait till you feel what it's like to be naked cuddling with a woman
>>225633065Still pretending you aren't a complete waste of space?You're a peasant mate, and always will be. Their works are inconceivable to you beyond the /lit/ and r/truelit memes about them.You're a joke.
>>225633091me when I got banned from church for making pew jokes
>>225633056like I said I spent less than 6k since January, and have most of the money in HL accountd earning interest. 40k in a stocks and shares ISAgenuinely feel I could keep this up for two decades
>>225633095unfathomably grim and low iq tasteand i say that as someone who kinda does prefer films as a mediumi'd ask for your taste in films but i think tarantino is mediocre as fuck so i dont think it's gona be worth our time discussing
>>225633099been waiting a long time...
enjoying the Marxist lifestyle me
>>225633099women are harsh creatures who have nothing but revulsion for beta males like metheir softness is an act solely for acquiring an alpha partner
>>225633107how old are you?
I've read some books too by the way
>>225633114mad how you dont realise he's baiting you
>>225633114Do you think theres some kind of magical, special power that a book has that makes it unique in its ability to tell a compelling, entertaining story? People listened to stories for much longer than they read stories, you aren't smart lmao
>>225633107nah the price hikes are only getting worse, unless you're willing to live a bread and water lifestyle for the majority of your life you won't be able to survive on 6k/yr for long
>>225633116me, to myself, after ordering a chinese 7 minutes ago
>>22563313038
>saying bless you after a sneeze does nothing>"hs?", says the wall to my landlords flat
>>225633072can also make a fun challenge of guessing whether they're jewish or not
On that second cuppa wuppa coffee team
the secret marxism in Crime and Punishment
>>225633135you are illiterate probably why you struggle with books
>>225633140maybe spend your money fkcing bitches hgaha
council tax at 250 a month is taking the piss, what do they even do with that?
calling someone a virgin on /brit/ is like going into a cancer ward and telling the patients they have cancer
>>225633134that's just what he's resorting to after being called out to save face
>>225633169mostly take care of pensioners
>>225633159I just told you I've read plenty of books, you're just reacting this way because nobody in real life has reprimanded you properly for your reddit pseud behaviour.
>>225633057pscr>>225633065I'd find it very odd if Dostoyevsky did use Christianity to justify a character murdering his father but I've only ever read Crime and Punishment from him so perhaps that is true. One book which has a lot of filler is The Count of Monte Cristo, despite a lot of it being pretty interesting I never finished it because of that, think it's due to it being published as a serial in a newspaper and Dumas dragged it out for more pay
>>225633013have a friend who had this after his dad died and he was working at corner shops within a year
rorke walk into the thread like he own the place
>>225633133What ones?
New Bleach episode was good. Nice production but could have been better. I'm still pissed Aizen got nothing and jobbed hard to Yhwach. Also they spent too much time on random characters like Ryuunosuke instead of giving screen time to well established characters like Mayuri and Zaraki
>>225633169nothin.. ask liebour were the money is i don't know guv comes 2 mind !!
>>225633188slap his arse put him in his place
>>225633179no i'm reacting this way because i told you i prefer films to books and then you ignored entirely what i wrote and did some ad hominem seething about booksyou're a joke lmao
>>225633169I don't pay any council tax because i refuse to work you see i'm a schizo you see
>>225633169Most of it goes to fund disabled adults like HelperLad who need constant care
My investments are down over £20k in a few days, the fuck is going on?
>>225633211dont tell me the government pays council tax for the dole scroungers too
sad that i'll never have sex with an attractive womanwish I were a footballerthey shag a lotjack grealishhe shags
>>225633209But I've asked you to explain what kind of weird mystical energy and value you seem to place on reading a book and you can't seem to explain it. I have thoughever, and the answer is books are just an outdated form of entertainment that people had to put up with and now they don't because imax cinemas are a superior form and you know it is
right that was a good bum muck-out thereback on the solids after a few weeks of less-than-soreally was quite textbook
Posting on 4chan for a decade has made me realise that we humans are evil. When anonymous and given a relative degress of freedom of speech we use it to belittle and humiliate.It's the same on normie sites like instagram too.This is the true face of humanity, bullying and exclusion and humiliation. Even my own moral exhaustion is a result of my own weakness, I doubt I'd feel it were I born strong.
>>225633193goodsebumpshorrid henrypretty much every roald dahl booksome stephen kingyou know, classics
>>225633222I'm down 0.5% today
>>225633226Of course. All I had to do is go on to the local council website and theres a section to get a council tax exemption. Haven't paid a penny in years. Gonna cry?
>>225633239Brainmogs me
>>225633231i haven't said books have that lmaoyou illiterate tardi said i prefer filmsbut that books are obviously a different medium as well with its own strengths and weaknessesi've engaged in good faith with you and all you've done is started ad hominem and demonstrated a severe lack of literacyenjoy your last (you)clown
>>225633222streets are calling it a market correction and normalisationshould start rising again soon id hope
Yhe goodsebumps
are smiley faces umami?
>tfw he hates books cos he can't readscreaminglike a blind man who hates films
lads will come on here and argue the entire morning awayget a life
>>225633187The Germans on /deutsch/ seem to sometimes do that minor naming a regiment gimmick like "The Flying Bradleys"
*walks in*are my (You)s good here? rorke is my name, I'm one of the rorke boys
>>225633277No they don't you're wrong
>>225633257But you haven't and you can't explain any strength that a book has over films/tv in terms of storytelling. So yeah by default you absolutely have this unexplained and guarded view of books that probably came from childhood as schools place a firm value on libraries
>>225633283we don't have that gimmick here
wanking over maya kendrick because she looks a bit like sadie sink
what even is mcl.io and spur.us
>>225633235I think people go through that phase as the freedom from consequence is exhilirating but then they gradually get disgusted by it and regain their humanity.
Hate my fat cunt sister so much fucking fat parasite got a FREE council house with NO RENT or COUNCIL TAX because she had a child she couldn't afford so the COUNCIL (SHROPSHIRE) had to give her everything for free because of her stupid nonce kid
New tattoo is done.
the read
people in the paris protests doing fortnite dances and meme referenceswhy is the continent so unfunny?
>>225633277No point in getting a life when its spent amongst an animal species so bent upon excluding you for eccentric behaviour. I don't waste my time with a people who have made it quite clear that I'm not someone they find respectable or interesting and I don't have the energy to pretend.
>>225633305the fart that pooed out the bum
>>225633302haha thats literally meever...thought about your sister before?
>>225633309gain a clue
14 year old Catberg has reappeared after48 hours or so out on the harsh city streets. Its a racial jungle out there im glad shes survived. Before you ask... yes I have.
>>225633301Believe that if it helps you, it just seems quaint to me now.
>>225633302Raising a child is a job rorke
>>225633277so? life even at it's best is still shitei always think what's mariah carey doing right now? sunning herself on a yacht in bahamas? that's boring af. that's precisely why elon musk wastes his time on twitter like every low iq negative net worth vile cretin below him describe your idea of a better life and i'll tell you why it's exactly the same or worse than any of this
>>225633324>Before you ask... yes I have.You’ve shagged your cat?
>>225633331No it's not and she has one fucking nonce kid yet her and her fat cunt bf don't work because they have to "look after" the baby they're are fucking scum I work hard at ALDI not for my taxes to go towards these fucking parasites who are irresponsible clowns who had a kid KNOWING they had nowhere to live or any money to look after it they are subhuman
>>225633305in the /brit/ canon
>>225633338they do this kind of thinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGCP2F_7rQk
>>225633294You've just made me realise the person who dos the 4th Incel Rape Batallion "Flying Bradleys" minor gimmick doesn't know how to spell battalion
I know exactly how it sounds because I used to be on that side of it but genuinely having a kid fixes your perspective on basically everything
>>225633302you dont live in shropshire remember rhat was a lie
>>225633350you and your entirely family sound like scum
pip freak complaining about people on benefits is it
>>225633338a bloke I know spends all day happily building custom furniture, some of it for clients, some of it for fun, and he seems to genuinely enjoy lifehas a wife and two sons too
>>225633358ah yes all the same slop you can get from any city on earth thanks to amazon
>>225633350Why is the kid a nonce?
Ever since I got a VR headset I cannot achieve orgasm unless I have giant women looming over me.
>>225633377cool story bro
>>225633379not what the video is about
>>225633362introducing a child into this shithole reality just to make yourself feel better is cruel, sorrybetter we all stop breeding and end this joke
>>225633370Yes I do retard I live in the Sundorne area I've posted pictures of myself in Shrewsbury multiple times you imbecile>>225633373Fat sister is. Everyone else is alright.>>225633374I need my PIP to help me work and have a decent quality of life you clown.
if you aren't on the bennies at this point you're just a mong getting fucked over to be honest. The less you have, the more you have in this country.
>>225633390yes it is. you just cant see it because you're a sheeple
>>225633391>just to
>>225633387just saying people who create tangible things seem happier to me and have something to show for itwish it were me
don't get why yanks call it a purple nurple instead of a nipple cripple when the latter is clearly better and the rhyme less contrived
absolutely terrified of having a wank one day and my spaff comes out with blood in it
>>225633399alright mate*turns away and talks to someone else*
>>225633416you cant cripple a nipple. you can however turn it purple if you grab it tight enough
might actually meet up with employed woman in shrewsbury and declare my love to her at the checkout
>>225633407yes, that is why people have childrenfor their own selfish need to distract themselves from the meaningless cruelty of this worldyou just pass on the buck
>>225633429Had this but it was only blood
>>225633416don't know what either of these mean
>>225633430concession accepted
>>225633416Obsessed
Been doing prolofic surveys while talking shite on here. The earnings so far.
start doing this
>>225633436ill ambush both of you
just called his baby nibling a nonce there has he?
>>225633451see >>225633277
>>225633429pissed blood once cos of my inguina herniacalled up the gp and all and they made me do a urine test cos they were insistent it would be a uti but i said i'm a virgin etc and they wouldn't have it. shock horror test comes back no uti, they want to do other tests like stick a camera up my urthera - fuck off.what's that? i get the hernia repaired and no more blood, wow what a surprised.
It is gayer to receive a blowjob from a man than to give one
>>225633456wow you could buy a decent indian takeaway with that
>>225633416Obsession accepted
>>225633468?
>>225633437just because it's the only reason you could think of does not make it the case for others
>>225633470didnt do it all morning. i've been sleepingqed proved you wrong faggot
>>225633464Aura
>>225633464get the alain de botton on
>>225633478the automated voice on the phone when I use it to book cinema tickets
Lot of people think they're smart because they read, and then because they think they're smart they think they're too good for James and the Giant Peach, so they read stuff they don't care about because other "smart people" told them it's a literary masterpiece.We've all read Wuthering Heights and we all thought it was a bit boring, we were just told it's good. But when we all read the Hungry Caterpillar we all knew in our hearts that it was good, we didn't need to be told.
>>225633456fake scam
got a good post but will be saving it for the new
>>225633456hope you declare that to dwp so they can adjust your bennies accordingly
>>225633494sc
>>225633481oh im sure there's some pseudo-poetic bullshit we can fire out when the need arises
considering making the new but might not
>>225633474For near-zero effort? Sounds good to me.
>>225633495girl classics dont count
>>225633517I've made it already
might shag the lady from obsession to be honest if she asked nicely that is
>>225633495>We've all read Wuthering Heights and we all thought it was a bit boring,Its not a love story, its a fucking fuck story
>>225633495mental how much your bluff being called has mindbroken youanything to distract yourself from being faced with how much of a joke you are
>>225633525ok
>>225633526shes had so much plastic surgery get some taste lad
>>225633523Point proven>>225633529I'm not your mate I've just read some books before
wish I had some friendshaha...
>>225633551well i said if she asked nicely didnt iim charitable
>>225633551whats she had done
>>225633560we're your friends mate
>>225633528it's about animal lusts and earht and dirt and fuild and not love, art, companionship and all that rubbish
>>225633560i have some its overrated
>>225633578no we're not
i don't think you made the new after all did you
>>225633589how so
>>225633576nose, chin, buccal fat, lipo
>>225633578if we were friends then we'd know each other's names>>225633589wish I had some
>>225633350Hang on, what, a baby is a nonce?
>>225633593I didn't I lied :/
>>225633611looks a lot better
>>225633631>>225633631>>225633631
I'll make it hang on
>>225633611would before and after just a little piggy i am
>>225633611Prefer before, like my women a bit weird looking and attainable
