latex edishold: >>225632405
Not a fan of these editions
They finally linked upNeed it or keep it?
my mum had a crash out in her bank once because they wouldn’t let her withdraw money and started screaming and crying was v embarrassing
wound down my window and shouted obscenities at another driver today
sorry for my misanthropic posts, but i really do feel crushing despair and nothing will improve itill likely take a long walk off a short pier one day, but i am scared (due to being an animal and that)
>>225633654mumberg@ the bank: scr
>>225633643why? your feedback is very important to me
reckon being a pretty lady would be lush
>>225633643Shut the fuck up you're just saying that because you're jealous of the peng fitties in the OP image, why don't you go and have sex right in front of me
>>225633669try meds got nothing to lose
>>225633654divorced parents bumped into each other at the shops once and dadberg started screaming whore at the top of his lungshe wasn't wrong but still
feeling confident :)
>>225633688maybe I will
>>225633669God bless you
making a multi-part video essay about my arse hair growth
Why the fuck is that gimp burnham doing Ladbible videos
Mr Beast x Alysa Liu
>>225633691we'll soon fix that *makes an evil face*
the reds play tonight
>>225633669*gives hug*
I've never been mean to anybody here. When I banter with someone I make it obvious I'm joking around, because really there isn't any need to be nasty to people is there.
is is al-issa or al-leesa?
>>225633697they helped me
Dadbergs latest post
making an effort to look less grumpy as I walk aroundnot easy as I'm typically quite grumpy when I'm walking around
>>225633740Thank you for your service
gone pooin'
ye binble
>>225633747Al-assad
>>225633757me i don't walk aroundif i have to get up from my incelchair and leave my incelroom i slither like a slug
>>225633740whenever i see one poster being mean to another i sometimes reply to take the victim's side. ie, if they say the other anon's post wasn't funny i'll say "i thought it was funny"
forgot I left the cupboard door open and as I stood up fucking smacked my head on it
*says something hurtful and mean aggressive*
got resting twat face
might go to the mosque and see what the sheeds get up to behind closed doorsthey won't behead me if they suspect i'm an infidel will they?
>>225633810idgi
I don’t understand the new porn lawsHow are they supposed to be applied?Does written explicit media not count as pornographic material? If it is which is realistically is, shouldn’t every woman that bought 50 shades be retroactively prosecuted then
>>225633797one of my favourite micro-gimmicks is replying to somebody saying you've "done him or "sent him flying" with "didn't ask for backup mate"
>>225633808concussion accepted
Why does the yank post his yank shit in the Brit thread is it lost
am mentally preparing for the day i just leave my front door and never returnsee what happens
glod
>>225633836i know you're replying to yourself but it was funny anyway
right well that's duckduckgo's AI search assist turning itself back on even though i disabled it in the settings isn't it
Having a botanic bank
hall stinks of smoke for the 2nd day in a row at what point is it acceptable to ask your neighbour why they keep burning stuff
Mousey is like our Meghan Markle
>>225633845i think he’s being ironic
>>225633879Is meg a paedo?
Why would you use DuckDuckGo? And isn't it like super private? How do they assure you the AI assistant is entirely local?
>>225633651https://www.reddit.com/r/FigureSkating/comments/1x9emy1/mrbeast_x_alysa_liu_collab/the responses on reddit lol
still no update on my pokemon booster bundle
did somebody say... Just Eat!
>>225633866get the seeds stored and flowers pressed
>>225633866any wogs running amok outside your gaff mate?
yhe bimble by glod
it rainy
remember when all those biomass burned up in grenfell tower
scranning leek and potato soup. absolutely megapeng and perfect for a cold wet day like this
>>225633896duckduckgo is literally just bing repackagedas for why, sheer spite for Google
>>225633924I am the last white man in Europe
>>225633811this was called for
I just do not want to work. I want to be lazy, I want to be worthless, I want to be a dosser.
opioidbergs are making histaminebergs flare up. might get some benadryl to see myself right
wonder what all the foreigners are talking about in their threads. is it just like here but in another language?
>>225633939
>>225633827suspect its like visiting a church service and they're very excited to try and win you over
How does Rorke feel knowing 90% of the accounts he agrees with online are either Russian bots sowing division, or Indians who say the "UK is cooked" so they can make £200 a month from engagement to afford to live
>>225633953/polska/ is just anime, kebabs and asian women with some incel rage mixed in
>>225633953big fans of anime they are, this is the only general on /int/ that isn't lousy with anime reaction images
>>225633905Would scran this AI monstrosity and get infected with cybervirus
>>225633898hey thats my gf she must not do video with big youtuber to further her image she must be kept secret my own personal kawaii waifu
>>225633953yeah theyve got their own mousenonces and diegos and sacked trannys running around babbling incomprehensibly
>>225633964that is brian wilson
>>225633896I use it because I like the duck :3
>>225633809scream at least he's honest about it
I used to listen to classical music and read poetry and philosophy and history and learn about art but I just gave up. None of it is meant for peasants like me.Those are the pursuits of the beautiful and free, not ugly beasts like me.
ai cat videos are the only kind of ai slop i can not only tolerate, but enjoy
>>225633964Rorke is barely alive/human anyway, he’s completely disconnected from normal humans. He doesn’t “feel” anything except rage and disgust
>>225633979I don't babble incomprehensibly
the grand old duke of yorkwhat happened there
>>225633953In /fr/ all they ever do is slag us off
i hate driving on the m50, it's soooo looong, hate it. HATE IT
https://www.tiktok.com/@nikishei/video/7693326237741092128
forgot to give catberg his food this morning and he's just sent me this over telegram
>>225633953Boring politics shite. No fun or whimsy just the same old people having the same old conversations. At least brit has some occasional bangers
we HATE url links here
>>225634014Weird, they're never spoken about in here, are you sure those slagging off posts aren't just Candice because some weirdo from here started contacting her parents or something
>>225633997are you the beast from beauty and the beast
just fell down the stairs
>>225634022imageboard not linkboard
I deeply wish I was a beautiful woman and not a fat ugly bloke.
Hello I am Rorke
>>225634032Yea?
>>225634005youre having a stroke sit down
>>225634044No, he was cool looking and an aristocat. I'm more like Quasimodo.
>>225634048actually they changed thatthis is a linkboard nowits official
>>225633984Wouldn't it be nice?
>>225634048sybau/brit/ is tiktok link general
>>225634071I get that reference!!!!
EDGERUNNERS 2 OUT
>>225634051Would you rather be a fat ugly bloke or a fat ugly woman? Because you have control over the first two.
>>225633993It's important to set reasonable goals. I'm not ever shagging a ten but I can get a chubby 6 and thoroughly enjoy myself
>>225634032luv hermore women should have hair like this
>>225634083plot wrapped with the first one what's the point of a second onefirst one was rushed af anyway
you probably won't believe this but i've just fallen down the stairs a second time
>>225634084Find this question personally meaningless sorry.Not being rude, just answering honestly.
>>225634085i'd agree but i cant even pull 6s so at this point might as well just go for the hotites cos they all reject me anyway
>>225634098it's a different story
got the sushi in my meal deal didn't i
>>225633631I want sex her WHOOOO????
that soup was stupendous
okay so that raven-haired woman is painfully beautiful
>>225634102all fours is the safest method of travel
freak the fuck out and sell everything RIGHT NOW
>>225634119give your head a wobble.......
Sick of it
2026 and niggas still care about race oh my days bro give it a rest
leftypol enjoying the fermented goat shit and urine rice
societal collapse is imminent
>>225634121https://x.com/ThorriandJax/status/2080714635616063756/photo/1
>>225634032Like that lass from BioShock Infinite (2013)
>>225634148sc
>>225634136Just bought loads of stock in a frontier lab Buy now sell later, that's what I always say
>>225634076suck my johnson lad
>>225634110Maybe one day I'll have better self esteem and will feel myself worthy to masturbate to more attractive anime characters
egg and spoon race
>>225634156what a slut, thanks
looking back at it, sports day was a humiliation ritual
just got some vapes on klarnabuy now pay later, that's what I always say
i'm sex
>>225634180Only if you were bad at sports (like I was)
rorke publishing his sword and sorcery novel 'blood and thunder'leftypol critic saying 'more like thud and blunder'
psyop currently underway in Edinburgh.Something about a bomb
>>225634180>humiliation ritualwhen did this become the zoomer way of calling something embarrassing
Wikipedia keeps deleting it despite ample evidence but The Poster Popularly Known As Mouse created 6-7 albeit he prefers to call it 6ix 7even
rorke searching 'nike pro recoil' on tiktok
bongers got prom? now that's a humiliation ritual
>>225634170why are oyu wanking to 2d drawings wtf>>225634206bad luck living there lad :(
buy low sell lower
>>225634207why you balding milleniuncs so obsessed with us cuh?
>>225634213why not
30 next month team
>>225634180Green team forever
Wanking to anime cartoons is a form of self-eugenics
Coal world
i'm a spasticated freakazoidi should be turned into slurry
I am back in the united poodom of great shittain from my working holiday (Toilberg didn’t know), good lord how miserable I am to be back
hilarious how bad my work computers aresharepoint and teams all kinds of fucked up today
>>225634233you'll be a middle aged man before you know it matemad
>>225634233Need to get a baby put in the oven as soon as TildeOtherwise it will turn out disabled
>>225634233respectfully, i'll drop a load in your dusty womb if you like
dude cody asked stacey to prom but she's way outta his league
>>225634233Nigga I thought you were like 24
>>225634211My school did for some reason. It was okay for me because I had a gf at the time, was quite fun actually
>>225634233the big three ohpeople aren't exaggerating when they talk about a sinking feeling turning 30, like there is a very real feeling of over-ness knowing that your 20s are over. However in my own experience I can say most of the dread was when I was 29 and I could see 30 on the horizon
>>225634249sreaming this is me
>>225634283He's posted on 4chan for years under another name
>>225634257blamed his work for a problem that wasn't theirs award
>>225633953Naaa. No other general is like /brit/, i love how people just come here wirte some pure random thing and post it. It's absolutely hillarious/brit/ mogs other generals hard
On my thirtieth birthday I got cake from toil, cake from the rents and yet more cake from the gf
I'm a 35 year old khhvWhen I turned 30 I told my mum I'd never had a relationship and that I hated existence and that people just don't like me and she cried so much she started throwing up.I'm her only child.Dadberg died so he didn't get to see me grow up into a waste of life.
>>225634319the traditional cake for each decade
wanking in plato's cave
>>225634321>I'm a 35 year old khhvscreaming this is mewould never inflict that on my mother tho she doesn't know im an incel - in fact she knows i go out drinking all the time so probably thinks the oppositei have implied i want wife and kids tho when she knows i've never had a relationship
>>225634321bizarre thing to say to your mum, can see why nobody likes you
>>225634321lol
Can yiu play pool?
can't be saying that sort of thing to the parentals out loud, got to put a brave face on it for the next 40 years until they cark itkeep it all bottled up. This is the way.
>>225633933It opened a lot of people's eyes.
they ought to throw me on the scrapheap and break me down for partsthey should donate my corneas to the blindthey should scan my neurons like that fruit fly so a computer simulacra of me can be tortured for 999,999,999,999 years to play computer games
>>225634311maybe using one provider for everything was not such a good idea after all
>>225634321I howled at this but if it's actually true and I was there I would be seriously horrified
>>225634321only 30 but similar storyolder brother is the same and momberg has never seemed to care, bit puzzling honest
>>225634345yh
>>225634337she kept asking when she'd get grandkids for months and months and I just succumbed to the desire to divest her of those illusions
>>225634321grow up
>>225634321:/
>>225634321autism punctuation and capitals lad baiting once again
>>225634321i like you :)
>>225634345I mean I can hit a ball but I'm not good
>>225634321when did dadberg die?
>>225634321screaming at your mum throwing up
>>225634394you don't know anything about him not even his name
da'bergs asleep on the couch
>>225634418>couchFOY
>>225634408i know enough
>>225634406I was 11, still remember the ache in my throat when I screamed 'don't leave me dad' when he was struggling through his last breaths lol
>>225634432nope
>>2256344069/11
>>225634403I can't even hit the ball desuZero power, half the time it's like the cue bends to avoid the ballMates piss themselves at how shit I am, don't think I've ever pocketed a ball
Tbf mumberg is well proud of me she always says I'm a better daughter than my cis sisters and she let me get these Pikachu/pichu bowls to have my breakfast in too
>>225634434unfathomably grim mate i'm so sorry
>>225634440you're entitled to your wrong opinion
>upper body close up of an extremely fat woman seated in a fast food restaurant. She is about 22 years old and very pretty with beautiful eyes and morbidly obese. She has fair skin and blonde hair tied in a ponytail and blue eyes. She is SSBBW-sized and is so enormous and wide she looks like she weighs more than 600 pounds. She is wearing a short-sleeved classic-collared pearl grey silk blouse that is very tight across her massive chest and fat upper arms and which is open on the first few buttons. She has a fat, rounded face with fat, rounded, pillowy cheeks, and a massive chest. Her face and body are covered in a thick layer of soft, fleshy, jiggly fat like she has been puffed up and inflated with fat like a fat balloon. She speaks directly into the camera and says in a serious tone, “Just admit it. You like me fat. You wanted me to be fat”. The camera is close to her, like a video confessional, showing only her chest, face and upper arms.the prompt for one of my AI slop evaluation videos.
>>225634434right thats just ruined my day hasn't itsorry pal
wonder how many incels are just traumatised and live in a world that doesn't care
Have to go to the post office to pick up my neetbucks. Department or Social Protection are worse than useless.
Hmmm yet you seem to find it funny to mock my father's death.
>>225634491hideous tatsbad faceyes a nice back and arse but not enough is it
>>225634491British women really are genetic detritus
incels don't exist grow up
>>225634498yeah that's because no one likes you
>>225634498most posters don't believe anything you say tbf
Sometimes it feels like you guys are referencing posts I'm unable to see...
>>225634498evil attention seeking freak
>>225634403Imagine waiting for your turn on the table and the girls are pretending to play pool for social media footage. Enough to send a man into a blind rage.
>>225634518you forgot you put r*rke in the filter
>>225634502>>225634505just not nice people are you?
>>225634535Only have Belgium filtered, just checked the rest of my filters and they're empty.
>>225633631>search lat on the log>this appearsHello 'lads'
Im nice
( I )
>>225634565buenos dias my latino friend
>>225634565i always liked chilemy favourite south american country
right well thats dogberg destroying my oneblade
thinkin bout bhutanese paspoorrr
>>225634565Welcome aboard new friend
Weeing on the floor so mumberg has to clean wee off the floor
>>225634565my sister wants to visit chilegive me the recs
>>225634589big fan of how long and thin it is
>>225634571
>>225634558my 4chanx has been playing up recently filtering random things that don't make sense based on my filters. I do have shitloads in there I might have to remove everything and start again
>>225634603that's part of it, yes
Catberg likes standing upright like a human, other catberg is not fussed with bipedalism
honestly, posting on 4chan has made me a feministthe way you talk about women is revoltingyou basically confirm every feminist talking point
How will everyone be voting if there truly is a referendum to rejoin the EU
>>225634619ironilessly thisfucking troglodytes
>>225633631i wanna fuc
got a nosejob last weeknot sure how it's supposed to work but i couldn't cum at all
>>225634617Think I was a four wheeler I wouldn't care too much about the two wheel experience
>>225634619Thankfully these moids will never touch a woman in their lives
really hope that 35 year old khhv with the dead dad is trolling because i have been made thoroughly depressed by it
>>225634621I'd vote yeah on the hope that it means we get more normal EU immigrants rather than another 10 trillion bantu boatmen.
30th celebration booster box got dispatched :D
im 30 on Monday if anyone cares
>>225634617mine did that as a kitten but learnt it was unacceptable cat behaviour sadly, was very cute
>An anti-suicide campaigner took her own life as she felt too 'embarrassed' to tell people she was struggling it's always the ones you most suspect
>>225634646Have you ever let a kid 'play' a game with the controller unplugged?That's what voting for things is like
>>225634621i'll vote yes so i can buy sausages from britain, even though i voted leave
>>225634644you best start believing in incel threads, lad you're in one
>>225634621>votingLOLnigga the type of person to vote for the Chondoist Chongu party
>>225634619its just made me cynical about the idiotic self-reinforcing cycle of gender rhetoric and confirmation bias
>>225634661Yeah she's still quite young, only 2 years old, I hope she keeps doing it as it is very endearing
>>225634644ktim but I didnt even post my story are there multiple dead dad khhv freaks in here
>>225634646Is it just too late for that anyway now also wouldn't the tories have brought in as many as they could regardless. Maybe it's worth it so travelling in most of Europe is easier
none of the votes I've participated in have been decided by a single vote thus it is objectively true to say that my votes didn't matter and the outcome would have been the same had I not voted
So reform is the Tories but with a sensible immigration policy yeah
>>225634644It was true I'm afraid mate
>>225634711correct
>>225634713no
Thinking about thinking about lunch. Might be a vegetable soup and a cheese sandwich
/brit/ dead dad and phimosis support group
Are the yank flags here brits living in america or are they actual seppos
Sacked tranny’s puffy purple balls
>>225634711gimmick of the year has been settled by 1 vote multiple times you bhenchod
there havent been any good english bands since london turned brown
Got a GP appointment to talk about going on estrogen, tried to deny it but I can't anymore.I don't want to be a man, I've tried.
>>225634728I would die for this nord
Anti-car ideology is profoundly brown and runtish. https://libertarianism.uk/2024/04/07/the-back-story-behind-anti-car-policies-in-the-uk-part-one-air-pollution-episodes/
>Nottingham attacker Valdo Calocane 'eligible for release in 2027', mother of victim Barnaby Webber tells LBCGlad his mental elves has been cured by doctor goldstein and the like
>>225634671When and why did you move to Polska?>>225634736I remember once a yank flag claimed he was an immigrant over there, most of them must be here because /cum/ is slow
>>225634758Mousey started off posting in /cum/ then moved over here I remember that much
>>225634758end of 2020, just in time to qualify for the exit agreement special privilegesmoved because of a girl unironically
Aand the dour shite weather has already begun. Only 7 more months of this. Yay.
>>225634748Boston Manor
>>225634755insane country, russia please nuke us
>https://libertarianism.uk
>>225634758/cum/ is mostly teenagers
Get the rather unsettling feeling that a sizable chunk of you live on benefits
>>225634755TND is the central political question of the 21st C.
>>225634768I honestly have no clue who he is aside from the knowledge that he's an evil ghoul who should fuck off>>225634778Seems like you preferred it because you're still there, do you speak Polish and how much nicer is it than the UK?
>>225634806*turns into a swarm of bats and flies away*
right well in that case I’m off to /cum/
>>225634806im disabled
>>225634753Brown people love cars though
>>225634806im off work
If you don't drive I actually regard you as subhuman lol
>>225634806Been toiling more than half my life now havent been out of employment since I started. It's all a scam you can't escape
is this still usable in shops look at the bottom right corner
hope the new is a free sheldon edish
>>225634806Im unironically too rich to qualify. I'll just have to spend until im poor enough to be supported by the state
>>225634814it's pretty great, better work, got my own flat with no mortgage. cleaner and safer, weather is worse in the summer. i'm learning, not great, but better than 6 years ago.it's not for everyone, but i'm settled in.
>>225634838Irrelevant, cars were invented by White men and it's an industry jews have hated for over a century.
>>225634802>Bryan Mercadente is an A-Level student at an academy in the North of England. He is the co-author of "Trading for Freedom: Free Trade or Protection." He is the Director of Communications at the Libertarian Alliance. you know it's some 60+ year old pervert behind this shite
>>225634846Yeah I don't really respect someone without a licence. Oh, you want a lift mate? Nah, take the bus champ.
>>225634846i drive everyday and it's an arduous chore that most people shouldnt be subjected to
>>225634806The people who you imagine live on benefits actually just live at home in their childhood bedrooms, supported by parents and, all too often, long-suffering single mothers. These are lads who wouldn't say boo to a ghost, much less attend a job centre appointment.They're not the type to rinse the system and get set up with benefits and a place to live. They live lives of fear and isolation, trapped in their bedrooms.
>>225634846im disabled
>>225634860yes lil zoomer lad most shops will accept notes with a bit of wear and tear :)
>>225634846live in central london there's no point me driving
>>225634862>i suffer in evropa
>>225634884ktim!
>>225634877omfdz lol
me mum died in the holly
>>225634872So was public transport
>>225624440 >>225624440 >>225624440
>>225634846lol same, just think they're a bit useless and never grew up properly. Imagine being 17 and not wanting to drive
>>225634877Doesn't even look real. Dall-E-esque early AI slop.
>>225634884Bizarrely specific
thats not the new
>>225634872hahah dont look up the dodge brothers original logo or connect it to henry ford's antisemitism
asked a guy at work once if he drove and he said no and I said well you're probably better off as it's so expensive these dayslater though it transpired that it wasn't that he couldn't drive but rather that he was banned from driving as he used to be an alcoholic and had his licence taken away
>>225634032>>225634095swag af
>>225634976Ktim
>>225634992>>225634992>>225634992
>>225634967
>>225634976can't imagine the shame of having this happen. Mate at work got done for driving into a taxi while drunk, his wife was fucking fuming since she then had to be responsible for picking up and dropping off their kids every time. lol what a noob
