Prev >>225628515Breakfast edition
>>225635967Imagine eating this good
>>225635995
プリン作ったけど型がこれしかなかった
>>225636015Yuck!
>>225636047Ik you want that white girl parm rajeesh
canadian first, albertan second. seperatists eat shit once again.
so, paul atreides' mom is canonically a sex goddess and had the ability to milk every drop of cum with her supernatural sexual prowess?
>>225636150>vee vant US green card saar
had a dream that Mom was trying to get the cats' attention so she said "c'mere Kitty Kitty kitlers"
>>225635873DC still has that
>>225636216
>>225636216*notes this down*Very interesting. Do you often dream about your mother?
Need some kinda intervention
nothing happens, ever
>>225636200Texas is NOT sending their best
>>225636338who uses a bipod for a camera
Holy shit guys the Semendez brothers just came on their parents
thinkin' 'bout replacing all the Bayonetta games. 1 and 2 are pretty much the best games ever IMO.
>>225636338lol
>>225636200Alberta for albertans
>>225636431How about Tonetta games
Mongrel = Mong(ol)+rel(ated), right?
>>225636150>seperatistsSaar...
warning: i will defend myself
At this police station/office with my gf for her probation hopefully she doesn't go to prison for 5yrs. Very tense and stressful because she just got fired from her jobs mere days before and also hasn't paid off the fines she was meant to pay off. Fuck...
>>225636559be quite
>>225636659what a gay made up little story
>go to the gym steadily for 2 years>make 0 progress>get distracted and stop going to the gym and lose weight>look greatWhat the FUCK? Are we really supposed to be cutting?
>>225636659She just went back. I'm not really familiar with this type of thing so I have no clue how long I should expect to be sitting here in the lobby before she comes back out. Or like if I'll even know if she ends up getting arrested. Do they just do it right then and there on the spot? Or do they give you a date to report to jail by or court or wtf? I haven't seen anyone come out in handcuffs and there's tons of people coming in and out. My biggest fear is they somehow end up arresting her and they go out a back door or keep her back in the building somewhere for hours and I'll just be sitting in here with no idea. Not to mention having to tell her family. And her being gone... I can't even imagine
>>225636682lol
>>225636525Mong means mixed in ye olde English
entering the boglands
>>225636746um....is that a SECOND cutey honey????
>>225636683What makes you think it's made up? Why would I even lie about such a thing? There's nothing unusual or abnormal about it. USA justice/court/prison system is a huge industry.
>>225636711Cutting is what ackchually makes you look good. Just go take a peek at any fent fiend on the streets, they all have giga-chad jawlines from being so lean
>>225636852i believe you're at a probation office, but i think it's because you're a registered sex offender and you have to check in
>>225636863Man I've lost like 20lbs in a month and my tiddies look great
>>225636711lean is law
>>225636659What's her rapport with the PO? I was on supervised probation for a little under a year but never had issues because my PO could see I was behaving.
>>225636852>South carolinaDo you do any gold panning?
>>225636851just a random japanese dogger i saw on xwitter
you could be a handsome guy but never know it because your bodyfat is smoothing out all your facial features
I am a fat queer sex icon
>>225637068nigga quit reminding me
>>225636962She said he's really cool and likes her and is nice to her.>>225636971Nope sadly not. >>225636872I believe you're just a miserable little hater.
>>225637193>Nope sadly not.You should try it. It is incredibly relaxing and you're in a good state for it. I'll be in NC and SC this thanksgiving doing some panning
girls should poo outside
>>225636373That's what I always thought when I saw this too. Plus the germans used the mg42 on tripods as well so it would have made as much sense to say that as bipod. If I knew how to edit pictures or cared to I'd have changed it long ago
>>225636722>>225636659Ngl your gf sounds like a fuck up
>>225637460
>>225636015it's a shame this is AI because I would genuinely marry that girl and eat that rancid slop
>>225636015would be better if she sharted on it instead
>>225637607Sharts are greatWay greater than the sum of its partsLike a fart and a shit are hilarious on their own, but combine them and it's the funniest thing imaginable
Looks like my sourdough starter might be starting back up again. Also gotta make more sauerkraut
>>225637770I love sauerkraut
Why did white people mass import india to every country on earth?
Lick her store card reader wasn't working so I had to get the cheap shitty alcohol with cash
>>225638009>White people made jeets go to Japan or Armenia o algoDidn't like getting called out here >>225637524 , did ya redditjeet ? Lol
>>225638030Vodka?
I would kill 10 giant panda just for the remaining drops of smirnoff from a nip bottle right now
Sent my resume to 4 places yesterday and got 3 responses alreadyThings are finally looking up for old gil
>>225638009culturally suicidal
>>225638009Jam boy reparations
>>225637813I always have some fermenting.
> Alberta referendumwhat a bunch of stupid chuds. can't believe anyone ever gave them airtime.
>>225638451We need a new term to replace "chud". It has become too chuddy.
>>225638451It was designed to fail but give an outlet to the fringe like the Scotland referendum or Brexit tbqh
Why do Italian Americans make the best spies? Because of what a piece of gabagool can overhear! Ohhhh!
Just Give Me Something To Break
every once in a while (not often) i will get an original idea or an original bit, get excited to share it, but then do nothing with it because nobody would care, so instead i just post some 10 year old mediocre bit so that tumblr/bluesky/etc know that i'm part of the "in group".
on october 31st, the extra skin on your elbow is called your halloweenis.
I am VENGENCEI am THE NIGHTIAMSCATMANSka-badabadabadoo-belidabbelydabbladabbladabblabab-belibabbelibabbelibabbelabbelo-doobelidoo
>>225638678Odd post, very feminine
I look weirdI speak weirdI act weirdI am weird
>>225638991The type of poetry that wins a Nobel prize nowadays
I went for Nip street food today, takoyaki. The chef was a Nip, so I think he got it right. It was great, cheap, tasty and filling, tho the meat seemed a bit chewy. But for 7€, who caaares. I drank a can of white Monster along with it, and then two aloe drinks, one of which was Mango flavored. I bought a bunch of wine from the local tap, cause the weather's gonna be shiiiiit for the rest of the week.
i must have inflammation of every organ or something or a leaky gut because i am always hungry but i can never eat a large amount of food. also im a chubster but i dont have a african bubble belly so idk i should consult my gp i spose
/cum/ is too slow, I dont want to work today
>>225639308brah, is this you brah https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4h2q3OKjRu0
>>225638843well yes, that's because i'm an odd person, an odd man, a feminine man.
>>225639505p-prove it
The furnace had an accident
Think I'll work on my mask today, I'm devising a manhood ritual.
Spent like 8 hours getting a haircut today
>>225639700Buffalo Bill...or just a copycat?
hello
>/cum/
>>225639977bawnjorno
>>225639977hi..
woke up at 12:00 pm award
>>225639946I'm gonna be honest I only know buffalo bill from that beatles song
>>225638678Why do tumblr/bluesky users (trans users) all type in lowercase but with punctuation You are literally going out of your way to try to look aloof
>>225640066I meant the one from The Silence of the Lambs. That's one of the few scary thrillers, great for a Spooktober viewing.
>>225640142Oooh that guy yeah I should watch it, I'm doing the opposite though for a trans man, and just wood, no skin.
>>225638009Cheap labor to suppress wages, keep tax revenue up, keep property values up. It's a similar principle to outsourcing manufacturing to the third world, only the third world was brought here in this case. Why india specifically? They are one of the only countries who have a billion people willing to upright and drive uber in some other country. There is also a radical globalist plan behind all of this. Change from national identity to corporate, erode national autonomy and replace with global hegemony. Turn the whole world in to a brown sludge with sole purpose of sustaining the elite.
hate women award
Love women award
>>225640142What do you do when you're having a melty?
are you guys my friends?
>>225639626What happened
>>225640273HELL no
>>225640273Yes
>>225640273obviously not
>>225640273unfortunately
Watching new videos from The Infographics Show is one of the highlights of my day.
get up to get down
>>225640273yes
Working for a living
>>225640271I post anti-Balkanoid and anti-Muslim invective on /int/ and sometimes /his/
hola gringos
>>225640451Knees are buckling and I don't know what to do
>>225640402*jumps up and down on your cock*
>>225640475hola senorita
At home ballots are all fun and games until you have to find a post box
If someone tried to smash my burger I'd fuck their shit up
foids talk about “knowing how to make a woman cum” they don’t even know they just blast their shit with a black and decker 60k rpm power tool
Any of you want to be my best man in a couple months?
>>225640436https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcIK3akktLU
>>225640273Everyone in /cum/ are my best friends
>>225640611I'm down.
>>225640618They don't make them like they used to
>>225640096it used to be that typing with uppercase outed you as a phone poster (gross!!!). most phones autoformat the casing but not the punctuation. obviously you can manually fix the autoformatted text but it is an annoyance.> You are literally going out of your way to try to look aloofwell yes because i am aloof, and there is no accounting for s-t-y-l-e which cavemen like yourself simply cannot appreciate.
Neither of my brothers asked me to be their best man :/
>>225640733Prudence is that you?
>>225640305
bag of rubber bands
>>225640811band of rubber bags
>>225640679Perfect. Thing is, you may need to bed the maid of honor. She is a big gal
>>225639626Based anon posting from Fiorina 161
>>225640733>it used to be that typing with uppercase outed you as a phone poster (gross!!!)No it used to be that typing with lowercase outed you as a hunting and pecking mongoloid retard who wasn't taught how to use a keyboard. Shift capitalizing should be second nature unless you're 50+ or raised in some third world barrio where your school computer lab could only afford one device. Now that phones auto capitalize you just look pretentious and gay
>>225636015New VPN, fk?
>>225636015love this whore
>>225640509
>>225636200Every time I see a group of jeets like this, all I can think is if only they just accepted the jeetas
>>225640609You ain't neva lied!
Why are they like this?
pokemon card has shipped from chinawill be here mid november
defeated timmycel again
>>225641060never meet your heroes...
>>225641025Even worse is how our overall immigration is mostly female but the jeet immigration skews male, many of the jeeta females specifically coming to marry the jeetsirs here too. It's over...
>>225636015>>225641012she looks like she is going to go on a talk show and talk about how she was groomed into onlyfans porn industry and never wanted to do anything she had been doing for the last 10 years
>>225641060Something about Smashbros specifically, it attracts an autistic personality, the manchild subtype perhaps
>>225640238>They are one of the only countries who have a billion people willing to upright and drive uber in some other country.*The only country with that number willing to uproot and drive uber, pack meat, work counter at singh horton etc. If Eritrea and Somalia had larger populations it would be a larger percentage of those.
>>225641142I mean clearly this doesn't happen in the Tekken community
Just had half a loaf of bread, cheese, and pepperoni but I want more.
CoD4 Captain Price could absolutely heem nu-Captain Price
>>225641117dont care, gooning to her ass and softcore videos
>>225641060Smash Bros. is not a real fighting game
>>225641203smash is the realest fighting game
>>225641203>fight opponents>moveset are locked and require precise inputs>grabs, throws, shields/blocks, and light/heavyseems like one to me, you melanin enriched goober
>>225641117When the money dries up and the wall approaches.
>>225641222>smash is the realest fighting game....If you are transgender
>>225641142Sonic will always be king of autismo video games
>>225641222i don't know why you're getting flak from this, it's true. 1v1 fighting games are sweatfests and anyone who asks you to play them is asking because they will stomp you. with smash being up to 4 players it's less incel sweat adjacent and more of an actual party game.
HOA mows the lawn like every 2-3 business days. Binch let me sleep
>>225641307technically yes, but I'd still give it to runescape. you dont know true autism or hell until youve grinded 99 agility or divination
>>225641316
women think making half of second of eye contact is them making the first move
>>225641338OSRS is just cookie clicker with shitty graphics
Maybe she fell asleep
>>225641421>shitty graphicsOSRS is a abstardization of RS2 that misses the point of what people wanted entirely and just makes RS3 with the original combat system. The GE is still ruining the game and every update only benefits endgame players and autists. Ironmen deserve the gas chamber
men think not making any move is them making the first move
>>225641338true, I only ever got any skills up into maybe the low 90s, which is of course only halfway when it comes to total XP
>Finish online training on October 5th>Email supervisor that I am finished>ghosted>finally hear back from the company today (two weeks later btw)>Hey we can finish your training by doing a two-day in-person training session Yea fuck off I don’t even want the job anymore.
I have a job and I can't really recommend it. Not worth it honestly.
I found a job and heaven knows I'm miserable now
>>225640887whoa mama
>>225640279Big hydraulic cylinder blew the packing and started spraying oil everywhere
everybody STFU, I'm watching anime
i'm a 40 year old neet on social security
Told momberg that I've been kinda out of it recently
I'm going to pay 180 dollars to form a limited liability company this year and i will add myself as CEO to my linkedin
>>22564167340 is the new 35 according to the Army
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epX9RsNRGjQ
>>225641673I'm am an almost 40 year old NEET on disability benefitsbut I look like I'm in my early 30's, so I don't sweat it. AI will fix it in 20 years.
now that the dust has settledwhat did we think
>>225641806need semen flavored as well
>>225641806wish I'd tried the french onion soup one. the steak flavor was bretty gud
>>225638579You're from the wrong side of the Adriatic
>>225641542Kippis!
Managed to contact Kim Jong Un through the astral plane after several hours of trying, he's doing fine and says not to worry. Told me to tell you guys he says hi.
I reached out to someone after 20 years of no contactThink I'll get a reply?
LOL
i remember i was rude to people in college because i was incredibly insecure
>>225642106Is your pp small?
>>225642076Garfield mogs heathcliff
>>225642140Yeah. It's so small that it's not even funny. You would just feel sad if you saw it
>>225642140yeah
>>225642140no but i was incredibly dumb
>>225642161
>>225642140nta but yes i have a tiny pecker that robs me of any and all self confidence
Americans don’t “rise up” because they are nihilistic (in the true sense) pigs that would rather eat themselves to death while watching brainrot than actually develop ideas or properly organize. What would Americans actually fight for if they were starving?
>>225642076are those the ghosts of early millennial dudebros?
I was asked to leave /brit/ so im here now
>>225642203I used to love Garfield as a kid, and now I follow his example IRL, you could say :D
>>225642206>What would Americans actually fight for if they were starving?french fries and burrito coverings
>>225642203
turned down promotion because it was a sucker's deal to be a manager without manager pay or manager benefits
>>225642269
>>225642269Thinking man's humor
relatable
I wouldn't be where i am now without /cum/Thank you guys for all your support and help throughout the years
>>225642346No problem
I'm on savage mode meanwhile ur on faggot mode
O algo is now popular on shit tok
Do arkansasians actually eat chocolate biscuits
>>225642228based SBHJ poster
>>225642282>be me>have mcjob>only make $16>manager practically begging me to get promoted to mcjob shift manager>pay would be $19methinks not mcjobstein, I'm off to mcmartberg>declined it>interviewing for a $21/hr stocking job at a grocery store tomorrow
for me, achewood
>>225642412arkansas isn't real how many people have you met irl from arkansas
>>225642282Yeah those things are a trap. Best to do it on an official temporary basis only, like a 6-12 month dev op. If it sucks you can just go back to your regular job BUT you can still put that on your resume and use it to promote yourself. I was bugged for years to go a "leadership" stream and when I kept refusing they got mad because they needed little stoolies and minions to follow them. I just told them I want to keep doing my job. They fired me a few years later, probably hired some indian as my replacement.
>>225642454I only remember this comic bc I looked up the author after I saw it and was not surprised to see he's a big fat piece of shit
>>225642412In Missouri we eat deep fried ravioli Its a St. Louis thing you see
>>225642530In St Louis they swallow cum by the pint
>>225642514My ex gfs family was from Arkansas originally
>>225642514Two, they were both cops giving me speeding tickets, every time I drive through arkansas I get pulled over
>southern "culture" is just deep frying food that already exists
>>225642571It comes from scottland you see
>>225642571Also adding corn syrup to tea
>>225642514The engineer of the mill is from arkansas
>>225642517What did the artist do?
>>225642412GOD I would DESTROY a chicken fried steak right about now
>>225642514No joke, the first ime I drove into Arkansas, I got like 15 minutes past the state line and I saw a KKK rally with counter-protestors and police
love toasted 'avioli over here by kc. we have our own bbq style, and that is it
>>225642588
>No joke, the first ime I drove into Arkansas, I got like 15 minutes past the state line and I saw a KKK rally
i miss what's her name
any wizards here?
>>225642617Corr love a good imos pizza with a side of toasted ravs meIt LUSH!
>>225642647I have 99 magic in RS3
>>225642591He drew a comic and ate a bunch of food I guessWat u mean
>>225642647yup, what do you need?
>>225641012That's, like, the grown-up version of pulling her hair.
>>225642412*Arkansonians
>>225642647I had sex with a girl six years before i was set to become oneCould have had magical powers but the call of pussy was too strong to ignore and i succumbed to it
>>225642709Shut the fuck up
I think I'm going to take a liquid shit in my toilet and then eat it with a teaspoon
i'm a death grip victim, 20 years ago had attempts at sex, and couldn't finish each time. a torturous creature i am.
>>225641189true
>>225642647yes
>>225642412>Corn
pooping
Corn is the food i hate the most
she shucking my corncob
>>225642965
>>225640992uh wowzers my guy you sound upset! take some blood pressure medication, batten down the hatches she's about to blow!
>>225643015start gooning
>>225643037For me it's tomatoes
Tommy toes?I love Tommy toes
Need to stay awake for two more hours
Pew Research Center estimates that around 80% of /cum/ posters are LGBT
>>225643253this is true
>>225643253i dont think theres ever been a lesbian here
mi tink mi gwan smoke upon de reefa nah
hate big letters
kim jong unalive
>>225643315Who tell yuh seh di reefa safe? Sumting nuh smell right yah, mi nah trust dis ting bredrin
youtu.be/QfBwNqSKVTYkim dong oon
>>225643314Didnt maple claim to be a lesbanian?
Poorstupidanduglybros, where we at
I work out all the time and still have this ET body. What am I doing wrong?
>>225643434Real shit?
>>225643434>>225643554Contrary to circulating lies spread by fascist American pigdogs, Respected Comrade Kim Jong Un is perfectly healthy. Dearest Leader is at peak mental and physical condition and continues to steadfastly follow the revolutionary principles of Juche in being the pinnacle of human health for the revolutionary Korean masses to follow.
>>225643527present
>>225642667The sea people seem cool
how many of you guys are constantly lurking but rarely posting
>>225643434The likely heirs are both women Kinda interesting if a dictatorship develops a cult of personality like that around a foid, idk if I'm aware of something like that in history
>>225643709The idea of lurkers creeps me tf out esp in a thread like this where you can literally just post "pooping" and it's accepted and gets a (You)
>>225643718He's alive so its a moot point
>>225643709How many of you guys are fucking my tight ass?
>>225643434he's died before
The ultimate employed 4chan guy move? Sitting in your car in the parking lot on your lunch break. Because no friends and whatnot.
The FUCK are they going to close the golf course it's almost november?
>>225643755I always eat at my deskMy co workers always go out to eat but they never invite me to go with them because i am an anti social freak you see
>>225643755I did this. I even packed a lunch
>>225643755Literally meEnjoying a beer while getting mad at the npr on lunch break
>>225643785Yes me too. I eat at my desk but then take my lunch break anyway and go sit by myself like a reject
I rarely eat in my car because i got a new one last November and i don't want crumbs or food getting on the seats or anything like that
i'd take my lunch and breaks sitting on the curb in the parking lot because the breakroom at walmart was a nightmare and i've no vehicle
>>225643755Employed???
I'm at the gym
Thoughts on brown people?
>>225643878i try to avoid thinking of them
>>225643848The break room at every workplace is a nightmare
>>225643864I should do this but I'm exhausted and will probably be wasting my time
Just buy weights and have a home gym, two sets of dumbbells can work out pretty much every muscle on your body
My coworker was Somali and would dib his food with his hands and it always grossed me out to be in the break room
Damn it sucks being a lonely loser guy. But maybe one day it will be different.
>>225643915I don't work so I'm only exhausted after the gym
In my breakroom there is a refrigerator where you can get free sodas fromTheres also other ones with food in them but they have to be bought
>>225643943>But maybe one day it will be different.It will! One day we'll all be dead.
>>225643939The only way to get jacked and have huge muscles is to take steroids and those turn your balls into the size of lima beans
I'm sick :(
>>225644010I fear this is the truth. I would take peptides if I knew where to get them
In my breakroom there's a refrigerator but I have to buy my own sodasIt's called my refrigerator and my kitchen
>>225644010Just work out to be healthy, you don't need huge muscles
>>225644010Jacked? Yeah but you'll definitely look better working out without steroids than not working out at all
>>225644047Wrong. I need big tiddies
>>225643835>I rarely eat in my car because i got a new one last November and i don't want crumbs or food getting on the seats or anything like thatWear a bib you dumb bastard
The itty bitty testicle committee has arrived...
Huge cock tiny ball gang ww@?
gock gang here
Let's all kiss. It might feel good and cheer everybody up.
Big scrotum small dick small balls boys, represent
hoping dhl delivers my package today
>>225644211Ok but we all have to say no homo first
>>225644271I got a package for you right here pal
Any one ball hangs lower than the other ball man in the building tonight?
What if you had a nice sized dick but literally no balls
Big scrote Big balls Big dick
>>225644323then I'd be a eunuch
>>225644345>>225644345New
