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Why the fuck do Deanos and Staceys love fake Irish pubs all of a sudden?Even in Hull there's been 3 open up this year alone.
mouse on the 'logue
*football voice* FOOOOOOOOT-BAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW
>>225644198whats fake about them
nth for the gyaldem
SCREAMING
>>225644198often Irish pubs still have that classic pub aesthetic that English pubs are lacking more and more as they either turn into family canteens or are converted into greige deano livingrooms by clueless women
Dth for the nablynobly
>>225644249does your dad like the joker
Told myself these caramel squares would last me four days, but now the last one's about to get gobbled up before I've had them an hour!Can't help meself!
>>225644249rare alyri post
Mongrel = Mong(ol)+rel(ated), right?
>>225644198why don’t you read the article
>>225644291fat
>>225644291more of a tunnocks caramel wafer man myself
>>225644291Such an ick seeing your own post before submitting. Makes you realise what freaks we all are
>>225644291ooh they're nice
LIVERPOOL
looking very gay mr humpheys!
>>225644291weird /brit/station
>>225644319speak for yourself yeah
dubs and rorke rapes rapelad
>>225644291blud using three different browsers
>>225644299
reducing my portion sizes in a bid to lose a bit of flab
>>225644291>candle
Sir David Clews will be live in a couple of minutes with the final part of his Ian Huntley was innocent series.https://rumble.com/v7h55q8-ian-huntley-the-final-chapter-of-our-investigation-with-lisa-lazuli.htmlThe other 4 parts have already convinced me Ian was most likely was innocent and it was indeed a muttoid yank from the nearby raf base that killed those 2 girls.Sobering stuff.
>>225644256
>>225644356what if you get hungry and end up eat two suppers or have a block of cheese as a late night snack
>>225644244>>225644262They're literally just bars set up last week with some Guinness neon lights and shit. They are nowhere near as cosy as actual British pubs, Hull genuinely has a square mile of some of the finest pubs in the world.Just seems the latest fad amongst the consoomer classes after axe throwing and interactive darts and whatever.
now I do tea in mason jars, bit of a life hack
>>225644291106kg? you're a big guy
>>225644386just died of a soul overload we have nothing like that here not even close
>>225644378i'm pretty good at ignoring being hungry desu. plus i can always have a coffee and brush my teeth and then food doesn't really appeal.
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>>225644296gyaldem always get back
this post in inappropriate
>>225644386Proper old school English pubs are unbeatable but if you are in an area where everything is the aforementioned canteen or deanoville I can see why some might opt for the Irish pub. To be fair, I've only been in a couple of Irish pubs and they were both genuine old school establishments, so I have no experience with the nu-wave ones and possibly they are as awful as you say.
I am iron man
ruined my whole life and now i need to die
have no idea what gyaldem even means
>>225644432Screaming
Anyone see those leaks of Belle Dingle off Emmerdale fingering herself and showing her wet fingers?
>>225644419
Dr House wore his cunty little reading glasses and he slayedhe also pretended to have cancer to get some experimental drugs and couldn't pee so he put a catheter in himself
I sent a text (WhatsApp) to my French ex who lives in Paris just to say I hope she's ok and safe.She says thanks and that it's not so bad where she is. And she includes an 'x'!A kiss lads!Wahey!I didn't even include a kiss in my text!And my WhatsApp profile pic is me and my gf!What is she playing at, that Camille?
I managed to get my genetic markers 9 years younger than i am but everyone else around me is getting older and sometimes sick so I feel terrible and dont see the point anymoreBinge drink time
English people don't say Cheerio anymore
>>225644521blgo on
>>225644519perfect pub to glass a yank in
Rorke an AMD, Intel or NVIDIA man
>>225644519absolutely LOVE pubs me
>>225644560he is pure AMD and has been for decades
brushing my arsehole so i dont feel like doing a poo later
Any Rochester men in?
Find it mental when yanks come over every single year because they just LOVE pubs.
>>225644291Great posti love you i am irish also
asked the enby at work if they wanted to spit in my mouth as a joke and now ive got a meeting with HR
>>225644582grim pub that
>>225644560intel arc
>>225644600fucking bitch
the quality of great british bake off contestants has declined in recent years
theres only one pub I give a shit abouthttps://www.twitch.tv/cooperstownhouseliverpool
>>225644607thats just the downstairs bar
tired
decided I'm not going to be bitter or mean or argumentative for an entire month on herelet's so how it goes :)
>>225644627For me it's Little Coopers in Benidorm
So these two gay guys are fucking, and waiting for a pizza.The doorbell rings and one of them goes to get the pizza.He says to the other "Now don't you cum until I get back."He goes away and comes back with the pizza.And there's cum everywhere.It's all over the floor, on the walls, it's on the ceiling.He says "What the hell? I told you not to cum!"The other guy says "I didn't! I farted!"
>>225644645pictures you can smell and it 8x lush
>>225644291tab made me genuinely guffaw
thinking about the good times i used to have with the ex gfthe laughing and the joking etc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcQlC-i7rlA
>>225644659you'll literally do nothing
Going to be a right horrible little bastard in the general until 4 am
I would actually recommend a night in Hull
>>225644631lighting: horriblecarpet: horribledefinitely smells bad. carpeting a pub is like carpeting round your toilet. it will 100% stink of piss.
>>225644668drag queen down the working mens club on friday night joke that
>>225644668roar
>>225644668That man? Elton John.
>>225644659i did that and it changed everything
>>225644653post match skippa
>>225644700its a good pub
drank two beers and dont even feel drunk fucking sick of itshould have got a bottle of wine instead
Did you guys hear about the domestic abusing Indian fella with OCD?He used to beat his wife, at 7pm, on the dot.
>>225644668>>225644715SCRO
>>225644734drink your own piss its still got booze in it
>τοῦ λόγου δ' ἐόντος ξυνοῦ ζώουσιν οἱ πολλοὶὡς ἰδίαν ἔχοντες φρόνησιν.words of wisdom some of you dumbarses should really have a think on
>>225644722they were definitely on acid when they made this
>>225644734Why would you feel drunk off of two beers you stupid bastard. Just drink more beers.
>>225644757You sound like an uncreative bellend.
>>225644756not gonna take advice from someone who cant even greentext
>>225644741
>>225644734They water down the beer now due to woke
the local
those nasal strips that hold your nostrils open wider so you breathe more air?turns out they also stop your blue light-blocking glasses from gradually sliding down your nosethis biohacking lark is turning out to be quite a fun hobby, even if the actual life benefits are negligible
>>225644779t. guy who is bitter about reason he's decided to go his own way even though he's retarded
>im belittled for not having a job>apply for a job>you can have a job cause youve not had a jobdont get toilrunts desu
government are set to announce a new policy that will put NEETs into a furnace to help fuel pensione'rs homes this winter
>>225644798migrants raped and ate the swan i bet
>>225644817saar
can someone explain what a Rorke is???
Any of you lads go to the big meet up that time?
>>225644826bizarre post
>>225644668my grandad loves this kind of humour
it's a human right to blast loads to girls pretending to fuck their dads. we live under tyranny
no... i am rorke
bringing down the system from my smelly childhood bedroom
im a slave to black pussy
rorke thinks he'd make a good clansman
>>225644778oh yeah?
>>225644883>>225644885hmm
>'You Can 'You Can See Everything' Oscar Chances Are Real Everything' Oscar Chances On The Rise
system of a rorke
sometimes i want to give up but then i remember rorkes out there doing his best
and you can tell i have never really lovedyou can tell by the way i sleep all day
I'm a 9/11 survivor, because I watched it on TV and I'm still here
my arse is black owned
>>225644894Cansland? More like doneslad
>>225644908what the fuck is a rorke
>>225644906she looks like such a sweetheart
>>225644837king von and adolph hitler combined
>>225644894raped that spud cunt
>>225644944what's a king von??? can someone just explain what a rorke is
>>225644932like cable but the opposite
>>225644932A schizophrenic's imaginary boogeyman
>>225644777one 8% and one 6% havent got any left now have i
everyone asking what is rorke, never how is rorke
>>225644611
alright lads, me and spaino have finally met up for a pub crawl, here's us earlier tonight
Employed Woman would absolutely batter canslad and it's not even close
>>225644894Why am I so chinky?
Now I am become Rorke, the destroyer of woke
just give me a straight answer you fucking cunts
i got intel arc in the lappy dont i
think theres a tiny sliver of glass still stuck in my toe from when i went out of my flat and into the shared hallway thinking that other people would vacuum a carpet if they got broken glass all over it like i wouldi reckon a god afterlife system would be to send everyone to a place where everyone is like youso if you're a cunt you go somewhere you're surrounded by cuntsnot saying my afterlife would be wonderful but there wouldn't be slivers of glass in shared hallways
What are you brittish thinking about chinese women?
>>225645006*rubs my limp smelly willy all over you fingers*
>>225643325Fucking screaming
prefer greg to this weirdo
If I post here enough, can I get a fun nickname like spaino ?
WHATS A RORKE????
>>225645017the transdem
>>2256450171 year older, fatter, ran through
>>225645031howling man
>>225645020Maomao
had a dream where I played gta vi. good news, lucia's breasts can bounce out of her bikini
have noticed that swedes are utterly obsessed with the mentally ill, disabled and deformed
>>225645060Had a dream I was eating asbestos out of a tub.
>>225645031roar
A posh girl put a finger up my arse at a party in Primrose Hill years ago. Hope she’s well.
sir gay man
i could be your girl
>>225645038>>225645046It wasn't a good idea to raid /brit/>>225645059Sure, but what do you think of chinese puss?
Hahahaha watch until the last frame LOLLLhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1792524188627846.webm
>>225645068aren't fruits bad for you because of the sugar>>225645092do you know what's a rorke french brother??
>>225645092asjskdkda pirates
anyone else snackin on food. I know tesco dry cider isn't exactly top tier but it's just cheap cans for now
>>225645101we literally need sugar for our brain to function
>>225645063>>225645084
>>225644842love the jamaican vibes
>>225645092If I were ok with being pegged by any woman it'd be Marine
>>225645118there's sugar in everything you don't need to eat sweets sweetie
Hillsborough Part 2 tonight for the tramps. You love to see it.
redpill me
>>225645063They're quite similar to us in that regardThey even have their own versions of Tim and SeasideMark
>>225645116bro eating bits and pieces
>>225645140corr id love to be pegged by that old bint marine le pen
any lustful moids in
>>225645118You don’t need to eat it though
>>225645141fair pointI think there's stuff in fruit that makes you metabolise it better or something
got the burzum on >>225645169nope I'm Christian
>>225645145his smile and enthusiasm: regained
>>225645145is this toby aka mousenonce?
>>225645187varg sending a wotanic hit squad to your crib
>>225645063
>>225645148where do you think you got it from
>>225645140AHOY, that small fat slut would like you to pound her not the other way around.
>>225645177We kinda do. We run on glucose for a reason.
*shids and fards*
>>225645116crispy onions are meant to be mixed in to stuff or as garnish, idiot mong boy
>>225645145ai slop
tossing my mum in a stew
>>225645271no show off the princess wand
nigga snacking on the shit you find behind the cooker
>>225645231Nah only your brain needs it and you don’t need to eat any
>>225645116i've got lemon jaffa cakes and rum truffles but i'm also thinking of having some codeine and apparently sugar dilutes the effect so i've not opened them yet
>>225645271wow you're so sexy
Fuck you
Quite enjoying Charlie from Busted's new band PRESIDENThttps://youtu.be/4Le-NMCqrEE
>>225645017what is the one on the left doing??
Massive poo nigger humoncoulous
>>225645323bit rudewhat's brought that on?
terrible general
>>225645331thats her normal face she had a bad surgery
>>225645331stop asking questions maybe work things out yourself?
>>225645017the heavy abuse of filtersdem
hairline taking the absolute piss
OlderFatterBalder
>>225645271I hate whores with big asses like that goths should be slender
right then
>>225645017just thinking of all those princess wands spunking
>>225645294>Nah only your brain needs itand your red blood cells, and your muscles..
>>225645366this is our mantra. this is our motto.
>nooo dont make fun of my weenis peeniis >x<*runs into wedge*
>>225645366>Older>Fatter>Balder
>>225645017Need to be used as a toilet by them in sequence until my stomach is absolutely gorged with poo
fucking 'ell man
>>225645063OI !!! you have 2 seconds to produce a FOOKIN LOICENSE M8! it's bloody CHEWSDAY!
>>225645376yes women have breasts and arses mate
mental how amoral and debauched i have become lately
is tuesday to be fair you've got to give him that
>>225645389Still don’t need to eat sugar tho babes x
rorke's coffin lowering into the furnace to dissection - where dead angels lie
backberg in tatters
Reckon if I had a few drinks inside me, and someone gave me this card I'd fucking twat them
>>225645441more like gaymoral
any miserable slug men in?
>>225645376they have female only gyms but they choose to not to use themwhy?
>>225645402Within ten years he looks like shit man and tucked in bed by 2.30pm
>>225645447grim existence
>>225645389as the anon says you don't need to eat it. Plenty of humans on prehistoric diets do not eat sugar, or they eat trace amounts. Inuits just eat seal and whale meat. Their energy comes from fat, which is processed using ketones. The human body ultimately runs on ATP, which is our actual base fuel, not glucose. You still do need glucose but you can get it from those proteins and fat via glucogenesisSo yes, you DO need glucose and not just your brain but your entire body, but no, you don't need to consume glucose or indeed any carb directly
lee rigby sex arse got lost in qinhuangdao
>>225645477i've been kicked out of better places than this dive
We are going to slide on the enemigos and save evropa
based ronnie araujo
>>225645326don't like it they should play faster like kill em all
>>225645448Wait, you mean sugar as in sucrose, right? I was just talking about the saccharide glucose and not fructose.
Léa Seydoux is a beautiful french actressdoes britbonglang have beautiful actresses???
>>225645496
>>225645495Looks comfy as fuck and he doesn't have to wagecuck. Unironically has a better life than most blokes his age (whatever that is)
>>225645495>tucked in bed by 2.30pmtucked in bed by 8pm me
>>225645489because it's not the 1950s Rorke. We don't do segregation anymore
>>225645522mogged by delpy
>>225645522Rorke's ma
>>225645526they both look like psychos
>>225645489why should i have to use the female gymwhy cant creeps just not stare at my arse
>>225645531but if they hate men in their gyms then why don't they use the women's only ones
cant feel a hint of a cough coming ongoing to make it worse by drinking and eating like shit so i can take a few days off work haha
>>225645495his emoji game is leagues ahead
>>225645477jokes on you i can't read it because alcohol has severely impaired my vision
>>225645497>Plenty of humans on prehistoric diets do not eat sugarname five
>>225645526ugly trannies
>>225645495How old is Tim by the way and why is he in this care home?
>>225645546What do you look like?
telling kids this is Fontaines DC.
>>225645376how one should dress for the gym
>>225645326DOOM LOOP is a great songBEGGING FOR A TIGHT NOOSE, WE'RE JUST IN A DOOM LOOP
dont mind me
>>225645522seen her nudie breasts en francais and all sorts
don't you worry about /brit/, let me worry about blank
Women like to stare at men in the gym
>>225645522
got the L'Amour Toujours Organ Version | Mountain Penguin (Slowed+Reverb) on
not gay or anything but i like the idea of playing with a womens balls
>>225645568are these immigrants?
joris bohnson
>>225645571seen her nudie tits and all sorts
>>225645551thats fine, we just create men only gymsand then they complain about sexism
rorke sucking on a sugar cane like some grotesque obese humming bird
brits be like>*walking down the wrong way down a one way stree-eet*>*policeman nearby*>OI!>*brit stops dead*>officer: Do yew know wha' bloody day it is m8?>brit: I swear on me mums loife m8 I dont know>officer: IT'S BLOODY CHEWSDAY!>*epic dance party breaks out*
toilfu confirmed gigaslag
>>225645562I said or they eat trace amounts. So far as I'm aware complete no sugar diet is basically restricted to arctic circle tribes, because there is literally no plant life where some of them live. In terms of trace amounts, you can take the Hadsa in Africa or numerous Austrailian Abbo tribes, both of which would likely only eat sugar when stumbling across a beehive or some berries, which would be extremely seldom. So they do eat some sugar, but they go long stretches entirely without it and their bodies do not need it, nor do ours.
incelwalk, followed by incel cup of tea with incel biscuits, and revise for my incel exam
It is hilarious how incel stuff has basically penetrated into the mainstream Imagine if Elliot Rodger could see us now
hi
>>225645571most hideous foid i've ever seen
>>225645578
>>225645562no sugar here, bud
>>225645547it's easier for women to wear clothes that don't display every detail of their body than it is for men to ignore 100 million years of evolution telling them to fuck said body
>>225645526made for BBC
>>225645497yea yeah, I agree. I shoulda worded it better. I didn't mean that you need glucose the same way you do essential amino acids. I probably shoulda said that it's optimal to run on glucose because it's so efficiently converted to ATP. I know there's also the issue of >carbs bad xd because it spikes your blood glucose and insulin etc. but come on man, you should be physically active and have a decent amount of muscle mass to use up excess glucose anyway.
>>225645578NOOO YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE
>>225645630blackpill was never meant to go mainstreamit was invaluable knowledge that gave sub5s a chance now that normie masses and foids know it it's over for sub5s
>>225645626pscr>>225645632alri lad
>>225645660kekbobtimmers
>>225645660me when mumberg opens the curtains
a man moth?
>>225645660our animal webm poster is called "djurtwinken" or "kattwinken"
>>225645660love these lil niggas like you wouldnt believe
>>225645564he decided to pretend to be disabled so he could wear nappies all day he is voluntarily handicapped cos he is a lazy cunt
>>225645541no I prefer Seydoux
>>225645660lol looks like me in bed
>>225645628why would you want to base your diet off inuit or random tribes in africa and australia>>225645648loads of complex carbohydrates in those
fucking life clock is tickingnorwood reaper is knocking at the door
>>225645687heh
>>225645660so based
I'm making it
bitches will go out of their way for attention to the point where to make it almost impossible to ignore and then complain while theyre literally sitting on your face that youre creeping them out
we don't need welsh people
>>225645578>PGA
:(
Mister Burn Em
sorry ok i don't mind welsh people i'm just confrontational ok
Fodeypops scored!! Keep it up Foden OK!!!
done my washing upthat means i dont have to do it tomorrow morning
wtf is a rorke can someone tell me
>>225645648>no sugar here>lists foods full of starchnigga
>>225645522shes agresively 6/10still very much would obviouslysee many girls like her each day in london
>>225644345>>225644345>>225644345
>>225645821a clue gained
>>225645837a kind of owl
>>225645783poppin my collarThree 6 Mafia
>>225645844>see many girls like her each day in londonok cronem
>>225645862stolen track actually
>>225645844>see many girls like her each day in londonyou're fucking lying
Might steal some valor
>>225645897very rorke thing to say
` fodey ` is sexy ok i would "suck" his penis ok
under lovecraft's indifferentism, humans become just another form of matter in the universe, simply another form of entropic fodder in a mechanistic cosmos
>>225645837I'll tell you if you give me a french gf with a hairy muff
>>225645897she's painfully mid
new>>225643325>>225643325
>>225645929>>225645929>>225645929Here
>>225645880?
get a job and a sideshow
