Sexy mixed girls edish
prefer the 'ugly' batsthey have an incelliousness i can relate to
>>225645905WHAT THE FUCK IS A RORKE!!! JUST TELL ME YOU FUCKING CUNTS!!!
>>225645963Just fucking grow up Rorke
>>225645972errrr wtf did he actually do that
>>225645963>t. rorque
>>225645962bats are actually extremely social animals
>>225645990corr
>>225645990That's a Rorke ass plate
Toby is cute!Toby is cool!
>>225645963bizarre rorkean outburst
honduranbatdefendercord out in full force
the fit Portuguese lass at toil isn't so fit any more, I think she put on weight or something
>>225645962Smiling and giggling at this image and kicking my feet
i love shopping in john lewis, i feel like such a middle class twat haha. i know it's an employee owned business so i dont feel bad spending more to get nice clothes
>Third US aircraft carrier, 10,000 troops head to Middle EastPSCR
/brit/ AKA The Ministry of Funny Rorkes
sexy Fode
smell lingered a bit too long after that fart so now i have to check to make sure i didn't, as they say, shit myself
>>225646038looks like he's leaning over the fence to chat to his neighbour haha
do you think she is involved in the riots?
>>225645972i know he like to move it move it
>>225646050gp
>>225646050WHAT THE FUCK ARE RORKES
well those are a pair of fat hanging tits
WHOEVER ATE THAT FUCKING BAT IN CHINA I WILL LEGIT SHOVE IT UP YOUR COCK !!
any bozos in?
im cold hug me
I'm incredibly jaded emotionally. It's impossible for me to love or be loved by somebody without an incredible amount of horror.Horrible feelings all the time, it feels bad all the time. But touching, touching feels good all the time.
>>225645929I really don't wanna live I felt happy for the first time in ages cycling maine it was beautiful and the ride was great I biked all Acadia but I feel so much dread coming home
Just seen a big pair of tits
>>225646049nigga
>>225646094roar
>>225646091TELL ME ABOUT RORKE! WHY DOES HE POST IN /BRIT/!?
>>225645897it's true bro dunno what u want me to sayi spent 6 hours in central todayif she walked by (unless she's super tall, or i recognised her) i would think oh another a pretty girl nice to see her but seen 100 of her already
>>225646101
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSn9McLtx30
>>225646094beautiful 18 year old wife, fat now of course
>rorke stop watching liverpool and come spend time with me
this is rorke
>>225646135Me on the left
>>225646154so tuff
>>225646154yes that is him
need to take a big poo but im waiting for the bergs to go to sleep so they dont try to barge in as usual
>>225646154do NOT post rorke againyou are NOT allowed to post the rorkes
im trans btw
>>225646064Nah she's sucking off an Arab while you obsess over her
>>225646196
>>225646212Trains is hard job
>>225646222SCREAMthis is me but with the working out shit toojust aboslutely COOKED
PLEASE... JUST TELL ME WHAT A RORKE IS then I'll leave...
>>225646201can you not get like an "occupied" sign to hang on the door handle or something?
>>225646212
>>225646144>you said you would let me watch champions league matches
>>225646232is it bollocks
>>225646248You. You are Rorke. It’s been you the whole time.
>>225646154textbook
>>225646222HOWL
Mads Mikkelsen isn't in pusher 3? What's the point of watching it then?
>>225645627youre talking to birds at toil like this?i just exchange cheeky smiles with toilfu across the office wouldnt dare chirsp her up liek this shes married anyway
>>225646212where
>>225646248you'll leave? HAso many have tried
>>225646248rorke is a /pol/tard chud typeit comes from this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Rorke%27s_Drift
>>225646248Si je te disais qui est Rorke, est-ce que tu mourrais ?
might brush my teeth soon
hotel bitch didn't give me wifi codes
>hardly had phone signal >No car >Just shitty cabin >Only time I had Internet or phone signal was in the cabin>Biked everywhere in acadia >Once carried my bike down a incline cliff >Got high in the woods >Alone most of the day went a week without talking I wanna blow my brains out now
Not going out for Halloween am IOnly have a Ryan Gosling 'Drive' jacket and gloves which I did 2 years ago
>>225646336March your tubby tits down to reception and get them THEN
>>225646317
We going to resume the war with 10% public support then
>>225646303tyfinally someone who isn't a cunt here
>>225646303now that's an elaborate referencewould be funny if that was rorke
>>225646360utterly unhinged
>>225646375de rien
someone get this hothead outta here
I'm going through a packet of hard boiled sweets erry two days. I think I have a habit.
might pull a sickie tomorrowjust don't fancy toil, simple as
right
to all the millennials who think you still look 21yoi don't
Looks a bit like Limmy in the thumbnail
right well
>>225646358she doesn't know how to get them ok
>>225646400
>>225646400why is hitler cat eating corn
prospective new home
that's a normal thing to post
>>225646409i look barely a day over 34
have a nice holiday xxx
>>225646317how much bloody cake do you need mate
>>225646409scream this is me
>>225646341Who?
>>225646409asked the proto gf to guess my age and she went 2 years younger than my actual, reckon I'm good
C H E W S D A Y m8!! corrr bosh that is fookin EPIC m8!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHEWSDAY! bloody wankah LOICENSE
>>225646427pack it in spaki
>>225646388JANNARD
>>225646420i feel like he coudl have escalated this at many points and then he almost did pulling her leggings down at the end but then he pussied outwhy is he flapping hsi shirt instead of touching herutter fucking gayboy
wingawdayum levitateyourpussyonmypeniiisaaahhh
>>225646454was just saying this down the pub
chinese niggas be like herro i am chinese
>>22564642750 most loved people in history
what's something about another culture you'll never understandfor me it's britbongs eating beans on toast lmao
>>225646454is there really nothing better to do in sweden right now
>>225646454herdi gerdi i live in de snow
that picture appears to be a Welsh fellow sucking a black penis
>>225646418No that is not ‘OK’
>>225646469wow
>>225646482french intellectuals' obsession with lowering the age of consent
>>225646469*assumes british flag*corr imagine her with a feral bbc*end of post*
If I start watching soccer, do I have to watch every season from the start?
alri
>>225646499i'll have some of the cake thank you
>>225646536no just from 2010 when football went to shit
>>225646536join us in watching hockeyseason is just ramping up x
>>225646536im afraid so
>>225646482for me it's Americans not taking their shoes off in their homes
>>225646548corr yeah nothing like some spunky fermented beansgrow up
>>225646536Could probably skip up to 1870, you won’t miss much
spakstic on a french flag now? this nigga fucked in the head.
>>225646543he is the cat "nigga"
Idiot moves from the US to Poland to escape “right wing populism”. It did not go well.
>>2256464782 is the only one that deserves to be on this list 1 is a literal child rapist warlord currently rotting in hellwas this an indian gpt twerkathon generation
>>225646341id saw a finger off to spend a week at that cabin you ungrateful swine
>>225646478not sure who that is but i'm fairly sure it's not leonardo dicaprio
Thanks if you meant me xx
I'm the ` ummy pops `
>>225646548the fuck is natto
>>225646548complete mockery of culinary tradition
>>225646641the frog "nigga"
Off on an underwater adventure to the sunken shores of Woggerland
>>225646678mogs me and the guy below me
Back on the vapes like the worthless goyslave I am
apologise /brit/
>>225646696could you vape like air or water?
>>225646696get one of those fake vapes where you just suck flavoured air
I still don't understand why the uk and france built a tunnel to connect the countriesA TUNNEL UNDER THE SEA
Back on the rapes
>>225646696I'll be back sucking off fags shortly
>>225646708umbunny slips on the wet floor, carrots fly everywhere, all the other umnimals laugh at her
consider the caucasian shepherd
hope ari's ok
>>225646720So you can share doctors and engineers
>>225646720i can see why we'd do it but are french people really like "i wish i could get to london in 60 minutes"
How the heck do parents afford private school fees?
>>225646763that dog ain't human bro
>>225646762Lovely HPV growths she has all the fuck over her
I love you.
>>225646763he's a big boy, I watch that channel sometimes, that lady has a good bum
>>225646787theyre incredibly rich mate
>>225646762would literally grovel and whine on the floor like a dog in public for the smallest lick of her pussy
>>225646787cos not every private school is eton
I just logged on for today. What did I miss?
>>225646787working hard
Bed soon toil tomorrow 6:00 am to 16:00 pm long day Hokkaido Consadole Sapporo playing at 5:00 am though come on lads>>225646720The tunnel connecting Honshu and Hokkaido is longer
>>225646787toilberg sends both his kids to private school
>>225646799
>>225646720i have a fantasy of sticking a giant nuclear bomb inside it and sealing up our end and turn the whole thing into a giant cannon to obliterate france
>>225646593left wing westerners think having borders is far right until they learn about history and/or the rest of the world
why does he pretend to watch japanese football
>>225646763i only watch the cat videos
>>225646814nothing much x
>>225646814some excellent posts from me and 5000 dogshit ones that other people made
>>225646818Everything about you is performative
I'm not a useless layabout as I still pay bored and do most of the housework while my parents are at work, aswell as applying and keeping on top of new job listings.
>>225646787that's loads more than normal ones mine was £6k/term
>>225646678Love this >>225646799Love you
>>225646842histrionic personality disorder
>>225646818the tunnel connecting your bellend to your bollocks also comes to mind
>>225646814see >>225646478canadians?
>>225646720a bridge would get in the way of all the boatsunless it was a really high up bridgethat would be cool
steins gate was quite good wasn't it
It really is here now. Autumn is HERE.
posting on /brot/ with my excellent posts from incel flat
Wmbf = kino
that shit was not the wind bro
>>225646869you're a tarq with rich parentswhat are you doing posting here
>>225646912gp
>>225646912who is this?
Fodeypops got a hattrick!!
Gooning rn /brit/
>>225646762tits that big are fucking disgusting
>>225646543That cat is not human
why is rorke such a stupid fat bhenchod?
>>225646885a gay retard
Fodes hatty then
>>225646936yjk
(8) she suck on my clarinet call it a spongejob (8)
>>225646925they're not rich they're middle class just made sacrifices for me. shame I'm a thick mentally-ill mong so they should have just spent it on holidays or something
>>225646932https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ella_Balinska
>>225646885cant tell if it's empowering that someone's job is to care for this guy and like make the human connection etcor if it's incredibly grim that this job is just idk keeping this poor fucked up slob being able to live at home
>tits that big are fucking disgusting
>>225646932Bwc bleached mother and daughter duo
New electric razor has made shaving my head a delight againNo more hairs getting caught or redness on the scalpIt's the little wins for us slap heads you know
>>225646977if you go to private school then are you nailed on for oxbridge
consider the jaguara very friendly cat (to humans)
>>225646885rape the disabled
>>225646936who was camera???
>>225646787because that's where their parents went it's where they teach the infinite money glitch
Should I get cyberbunk on the switch 2? £18ish
>>225646980>>225647000very pretty
>>225647029sc
>>225647019no lolmaybe at the most elite independent (private is an americanism) schools. they have like some level of resources to help the top students get to oxbridge (likely some staff went there) but still the vast majority of kids just aren't of that stuff even at an independent school. it is kinda expected by sixth form time though that kids are aiming for red bricks or equivalentlike i'm not saying no kids were aiming for a mid tier uni but they were far and few between, broadly speaking you were expected to gets As and Bs
fodeypops hatty x
>>225647075woke took this from us
the gay bars of san francisco is the place to be
>>225646960he's playing against plumbers and school teachers mate
>>225647060why not get it on a platform capable of playing it properly
>>225647089stop stealing our gimmicks
>>225647075u one zesty fucker posting troy sivan
*uses defence curl*
um
>>225647075smoking is disgusting
>>225647095
>>225647075grim
>>225647104No idea what that is, but you’ve just unmasked yourself it seems
>>225647119*uses punch*
>>225647078what's the difference between a red brick and a mid tieri thought red bricks were mid tier
>>225647075would
>>225647000Lorraine Pascale is the black version of Nigela
>>225647141sure bro i'm the one posting a gay pop star album who made a song about anal sex and having orgies>>225647150wut redbrick are the unis just below oxbridge the like top 20, altho it's also kinda related to their funding and shit so it moves around a bit
>>225647125fodey hatrick !!
>>225647143is he died???
>>225647143how did his neck not break
I don't mean this in a racist way at all, but I genuinely love it when a black women is the colour of dark chocolate. Genuinely makes my mouth water.So peng .
>>225647150>>225647166tbf i meant to say russel group rather than redbrick but there's still like almost full overlap between them
>>225646049Anything less than a million man army is required for a ground invasion of iran and even then you have a less than 50% chance of success You're smoking crack if you think a few thousand amerimutts can make it to the coastline of iran before being blown to bits by shahed drones let alone hold and capture territory
>>225647143Punch isn't a Pokémon move
>>225647154would what
>>225647166Didn’t post anything, just pointing out you must be a bummer to identify something bummery
the tesco website search engine really doesn't want people to find the chocolate liqueurs for some reason
What the fuck is wrong with your country?
48 dead in Mali. Please pray.
>>225647210i follow musiche posts a gay musciains album cover that came out recentlynot hard lad
willyberg has a mind of his own
>>225647200slap them around a bit playfully
>>225647188so in your original post red brick meant below mid tier? or above?
Gen Z looking rough as anythingHello fellow kids looking ahh
>>225647221“could”. Sabrina Carpenter “could” kick down my door and rub her anus in my face.
>browsing the porn sites>ah yes she looks like my type>tags are 'butterface' and 'fugly'
>>225647221still not paying it lmao
bit scared of dogs especially bigger ones but saw a greyhound today and pet it for a bit and it was nice even though they look scary
>>225647237russel group is usually considered the "best" and the original redbricks and many after that are in the russel groupso yes the "best" (except for oxbridge, altho funnily enough they are also in russel group cos why not)
Qveens mentioned
>>225647125omg
Paula PattonWhat do you think?
>>225647228So him posting it is zesty but you knowing what it is, isn’t? Lay off the poppers, Elton
>>225647253It's you! Mr Tuppence Tickler, scourge of Balamory. We meet once more, you dastardly swine
>>225647274what does this mean:>it is kinda expected by sixth form time though that kids are aiming for red bricks or equivalent>like i'm not saying no kids were aiming for a mid tier uni but they were far and few between
>>225647295>blkdom.com
troye sivan sex arse
>>225647264would a woman be more upset over you secretly filming sex and uploading it, or more upset that you tagged it "fat" and "old" and "ugly"?
>>225647282he looks goodx
More than one melty ramping up
>>225647318it changed rorke
>>225647101Because I don't have one. Was going to get a PC a few months ago but that fell through
>>225645929
Pretty british women don’t exist. They all look fugly
>>225647221Jellyfin bros stay winning
>>225647366over to /brit/'s resident woman to confirm or deny
>>225647369brown
>>225647366I'm very attracted to her
>>225647289this is like saying recongising a movie poster is zesty no but if it's a movie poster you saw in town promoting gay porn then yes i'd say the poster posting it is zestyaf>>225647313two seperate clauses. basically not every single kid was going to a say top 20 uni, some kids (small minority) had to aim for mid table unis instead because they weren't gona get ABB at least or whatever, they were gona get BBB or BBC
>>225647358that teletubbies baby is 50 years old now
>psgwinslol
Watching a bit of our Ainsley Love it when he goes Jamaican modeHe can stay
>>225647366didn't she date niggers
>>225647295
>>225647393Nowt wrong with being gay, lad. It’s fine, we’re yer pals.
Gross!
sometimes life a gay porn
Literally doesn’t mention Israel once
>>225647366
how many cocks do you think greta and billie sucked
>>225647369I think our women look better than American ones
>>225643325
>>225647253that would be sexual assault and if that does happen you should inform the police
I keep farting
prefer my women without a cock. already got one of my own
Once met a woman at a bar who looked like Bettie Pag and I got invited to an afterparty. She was sitting on my lap feeding me an apple and made some comments about wanting to handcuff me but since i'm an autistic runt i fumbled it
>>225647452Greta about 2, Billie about 35>>225647445bet I could still smash
>>225647456will you stop linking that?it's like a jumpscare
NEW>>225647479>>225647479>>225647479
>>225647445Girls are so tiny... UwU
>>225647454Kiera Knightly is only one I can think of. Need another
>Bettie Pag
>>225647492>>225647492
>>225647478how can you be so autistic to fumble that fuck meshe was doing it all for you you didn't have to do anything but go along with it
>>225647478
>>225647445that's not 6ft
>>225647372>2030: An annual fee for a licence for physical media and home storage servers to be implemented by parliament >violators could face hefty fines, jail time, and confiscation of media
>>225647500It didn't help that other people were around that were getting a bit annoying and messy, kept interrupting. Plus she was 15 years older than me too
>>225647445ragebait, wonder if it will ever get too old to use
