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Uh on Runebear RUNEBEAR
I’m the king. Bow down to me
>>225651564High effort OP, good job
Still anti-choice, chud?>>225651547
This is my idea for a band: the lead singer eats a large quantity of beans along with a massive amount of laxatives, then the lead singer takes his microphone into the bathroom and records the sounds of his shit.
I envy the little twerps who can rock being gay bottoms. I'm stuck being a DL top because I hate women.
>>225651564I thought she was getting fucked. I have a dirty mind.
How do we stop the jeet plague from spreading?
just took a massive dump
>>225651595so youre just gonna make Faust again?
also, the Australians, they have posted about coppa. They also love Slovenian pork sausage, they call it kransky, no really, they're big on their take of that national symbol, the kranjska klobasa. The Austrians, too, they fill it with cheese for the Kaesekrainer, which is a marvelous idea!
>>225651603Unironically the entire world needs to stop giving them visas
>>225651596I misread this post as "I envy the little twerps who can stay rock hard being gay bottoms" because you probably stay soft when you get pounded up the ass
>>225651603
>>225651629lol
What the fuck is going on in New Delhi? I have received so many spam calls in the past hour
>>225651589im not into 12 year old asian girls
You can get any weird ass clandestine china bathtub drug off the street but alchies spend $40 for a bottle of vodka here.What's stopping me from home distilling and selling on the street? I see more obvious alchies than fentanyl addicts and they're probably more fucking reliable for money.
>>225651626My grandpa always said that a soft bottom is still gayer than a hard top
Why is there a brown person in the mirror
>Twink body (hairless with small pink nips)>Ugly mannish face
>>225651587>women worship is high effort
>>225651638lmao
dosing strangers with estrogen to get more blue votes
>>225651629>TFTP
Alright, good night you scumbagsStatta buono and sweet dreams
>>225651641nani?
>>225651641>16 year old latinascringe
>>225651646Michael Jackson once asked himself that exact same question imho
>>225651642Alberta gives free vodka to homeless alcoholics btw, safer supply o algo
should i play this game called futa slug ex
>>225651666And he did something about it!
>>225651642Make artisan mead for hipster homeless people
>>225651658BISCAYNE BAYWHERE DA CUBAWWWN GENTLEMEN SLEEP ALL DAYI WENT SEARCHING FOR DA SONG YOU USED TO SIIIING TO MEEEE
>>22565166010/10 booba sizeaerodynamic yet functional
>>225651641a woman who looks like that in you image will never be with you because you aren't chad or richand even if you were rich and you got a woman like that, she will cheat on you with attractive men
>>225651648>tf>tpActing like you don't just dump a mexislut image and call it a day
>futa
I don’t like my voice. Can I change it
>>225651711Supposedly, yes
Dr Wu is one of the greatest tracks of all timethat Wayne Shorter sax solo, are you fuckin kiddin meand I don't even like Weather Report all that much
https://youtu.be/RpiI2jlfC90
>>225651711vocaroo pls
>>225651715Wym
>>225651642unironically a good ideamight get murked by drug dealers though
Working on recipes and cooking foods and making meals and baking treats
>>225651686I don't like the truth
>>225651722You can change your voice through voice training
>>225651718is that Van Halen? I think his mom was Indonesian, actually
i saw a milf only buy a cucumber at the store and I assume she shoved it up her pussy when she got in her car
>>225651721No you loser leech
4channers are normies and they are very naive and bluepilled about modern women
>>225651750or maybe shes on a diet
Finally a beer worthy of my time
>>225651718ah no, but that is yacht rock, alright
>>225651758this is a Steelie general
>>225651721https://voca.ro/1d7OJpGm3ycK
Half a twisted tea is enough for me
i am The Raped
>>225651758>12.2% beer 7 is the highest you can go with beer and it still be drinkable. Past that just go with liquor
>>225651773how can you forsake the BOON of TZEENTCH?
>>225651773
>>225651779No. I’ve had 10% beer that was pretty tasty but it was Belgian
>>225651773I didn't know this was an AA meeting...
>>225651756GoshNigga think he redpilled because he likes 13 year olds :skull:
>>225651792Was it duvel?
>>225651779Goose Island Bourbon county is like 15% and it's an award winning beer
for this is Curse Night! And tomorrow too...well, it will be Curse Night as well! All manner of foul witchery is afoot then!
>>225651798
Motherstein only giving me two advil pms. She knows I've been abusing that shit
>>225651603They didn't do anything other than venture out of their hole when invited. Every country who let them in can close the door, shoo out most of the ones who got in. They're not that resourceful or aggressive. Pull their visas, refuse them access to social services, they'll mostly leave without any force required.
I've only had one can of sapporo over a period of two days this year.
>>225651803Don’t remember
I just now learned that Re/Max is a global companyI thought they only operated in the US
>>225651830props to Sam Hyde for looking as Japanese as he does there
we're so backhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v30igM4Lm84
>>225651829>They didn't do anything other than venture out of their hole when invited.Umm, thousands of them are literally claiming refugee status here and the US on completely bogus grounds. Visa scamming is a multi-billion dollar industry in Jeetistan as well.
>>225651841This but Canada
have you ever found yourself listening to a new age Hindu chant? such are the possibilities of our great future!
>me having sex with everyone that isn't named J*son
>>225651853>Umm, thousands of them are literally claiming refugee status here and the US on completely bogus grounds.Yes. You can say 'no' to thise claims. It's not a threatening tactic. Now how to deal with the people who let them in in the first place is a far more difficult matter.
Why come there don't be shark attacks on land yo?
Just felt a sharp pain in my chest... artery status?
>>225651869>You can say 'no' to thise claims.Jews have spent decades creating a lot of redtape so you can't just say no actually, even when they commit heinous crimes
>>225651887because Street Sharks went extinct millions of years ago, anon
why is it so fucking hilarious when obese people fall on their faces
>>225651889Don't worry, if it's serious it will feel serious. Heart stuff isn't subtle.
I wear solid colored t shirts and blue jeans
country falling to fascism and authoritarianism and you're laughing
>>225651901Because they ALWAYS tuck their shirt first after falling
My local gas stations are all owned by Indians. Weird it's feathers not dots tho
>>225651912My country is just boomer karens all the way down
>>225651912The only fascism here is in my pants now let me stuff your gas chamber
>>225651905I wear graphic tees and cargo shorts
sharkbros we're so fucking back
>>225651912im dancing it away
it seems that whenever I'm on entheogens, I completely abandon my native language in favor of English, even privately
Fascism, more like fagsism!Fun fact: the words "fascist," "faggot," and "fajita" are all etymologically related!
so i just got aids, and here's why you have to pay for my treatment
>>225651941Makes sense. God speaks English
now what is this ahhh, it's some heavy duty sleeper hashbubble hash30 - 40% THC, the man saidbut you've gotta grind it up reaaaal fine like
Judge me by the content of my character and not the color of my skin
wrist hurts so i can't play vidyaguess i'll just rape myself
>>225651964Your skin is white but your character is vantablack
>>225651964Always funny that a blahpipo said that because their character is generally terrible too
>>225651939my bruins are better
Martin Luther King Jr
And we're back ladies (male) and gentlemen. You will never escape
First post back for nuke india
>>225652000Nooooooooooooooooooooooo
what the fuck is php?
That was scary.
>>225652052Pajeet Hypertext Preprocessor
deader than ever
>>225652075I believe youElon Musk needs to buy 4chan, this never would have happened, and mods and jannies wouldn't be so shit
>>225652083/cum/ is eternal
post yfw they just turned the site back on without the security patch
Ok back to work
I hope you had time to reflect on your /cum/less life
>>225652149I mowed the yard, and trimmed bushes
>>225652094isn't 4chan running php 7?
>>225652162Oh!
I didn't get to post about this when it happened but happy Alberta staying in Canada, Calgary is firmly in the Canadian camp
Just heard my 10 year old nephew play uh oh stinky on a soundboard
>>225652180This isn’t over
i was all alone and crying
>>225652180it shouldn't be surprising a jeet-infested urban hellhole would vote to remain thobeitt. Ontarian who doesn't care either way
>>225652162Did someone tell you to do that?
We need each other
Why don't many obese fucks realize that they overeat? Or if they do, they cope?
>>225652199Calgary is the best city in Canada only 2 ridings in Alberta voted for referendum
Jennifer Connelly’s bush
lol this dumb nigga just fucking nuked himself and he's doubling down on his mistakes in typical jeet fashion
>>225652206no, my house, needed to be done
>>225652220there are no good cities in Canada, this is a fallacy
>>225652228If we lived in civilized times people would drag his hindustani ass through the streets then lynch him for that shit, absolutely fucking vile piece of shit
>>225652228What happened
>>225652257his time will come. there will be a reckoning, there always is...and when it happens it's gonna be really, really bad for them.
who else was in total despair over not being able to use 4chanhaha
>>225652257guess who just defended him
>>225652265>In the Ohio gubernatorial race, Republican candidate Vivek Ramaswamy produced and committed $4 million to a controversial attack ad featuring Democratic candidate Amy Acton's estranged mother, Donna Arthur, who accuses Acton of lying. The ad omits that Acton was removed from her mother's custody at age 12 following the indictment of her stepfather for raping her as a child.
>>225652252False Calgary is great
>>225652271lollmao even
>>225652318yes the false catholic anti christ
>>225652325>>225652318Ben Shapiro also just defended it. TOTAL JEET LOVEOTALJEETLOVE
>>225652302I checked at least 30 times
>False Calgary is great
>>225652271You’ll do nothing Timmy.
Not an argument
https://youtu.be/ufAa3MYxa8othis guy got molested like a million times
Separatists eternally seething
>>225652384why would you think anybody wants to hear about that?
BioWare lost
>>225652390if they want to leave canada they are cool with me, because it is totally understandable
>>225652325Ohio has fallen if they actually elect this freak
>>225651992this was the last post in /cum/ herstory
>>225652325sar what is big deal of rape? i rape family all the time.
I can’t hack it
>>225652401ask him i guess
>>225652417Jason loves jeets confirmed
>>225652453No, he's posted about how much he hates him before
HAPPY 4:20 WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jumping up and down from rage
>>225652469its 18:20 though innit
Its hilarious how fake JD Vance is
>Increasingly aggressive techniques were used to try to force the Branch Davidians out, for instance, sleep deprivation of the inhabitants through all-night broadcasts of recordings of jet planes, pop music, Buddhist chanting, and the screams of rabbits being slaughtered
>>225652414You just reminded me about how I could never finish Bioshock Infinite for XB360 because it kept freezing halfway through due to some unpatched glitch.
*PRÖÖÖÖT*
>>225652498I haven't really looked into what happened there, whatever happened there but it looks sus
>>225652498Christianity is actually a blood cult that was corrupted by paul, jesus never said any of that shit
>>225652493That mf is NOT REAL!
>>225652493everything about him is revolting, he's changed his name like 3 times too
RREEEEEEEEEEE
>>225652498The CIA also uses satanic ritual abuse to split young children's personalities so they can be used as Manchurian candidates. Research Project Monarch.
>>225652532*tickles your sides*
>>225651641phwoooaaar sexxx
You pump off today?
I love drinking, I feel like it expands my field of capability to care. I feel more connected with others, sociable, relaxed, in the moment, etc.I'm going to smoke a cigarette
How's work these days?
we got some posting to make up for..well?? get to it
>>225652526god she so beautiful
>>225652546you gotta point Anon in the right direction, he'll just google it and be bombarded with "IT'S A CONSPIRACY THEORY IT'S DEBOOOOOOOOOOOOONKKEDDD!!!!" shit and never learn anything
>>225652596Nigga(I'm brown)
>>225652592Smoking and drinking is a good way to get cancer mon frere.
White people be going outside looking crazy
i cannot believe alberta is going to stay canadian
>>225652613yes nigga
>>225652599What does picrel have to do with Project Monarch/mind control?
>>225652614Don't worry, I'm schizophrenic, it's okay for me to die early
corrrr exemplary poopification dat wunsphincterstein should be immobilized for about 40
>>225652517>>225652518but what did the slaughtered rabbits do...
I pumped off twice
>>225652625Ni8iiiiiigggggggggggaaaaàaaaaaaaa
I'm going to talk to the woman I have a crush on tomorrow. I am very nervous.I think she likes me because she touched me playfully once and has started talking to me a lot, but I haven't cold approached her yet and I'm going to try. I've been wrong about every other woman who I thought was attracted to me so I am extremely nervous. Not gonna ask her out or anything, just gonna feel out how she reacts to me approaching her
>>225652618the results to the other referendum questions were very interesting. rural alberta voted in strong enough numbers to say YES to all the immigration, citizenship and access to the healthcare stuff.
>>225652643I fucked her already
>>225652642
>>225652626don't worry about it
>>225652665Brown*
You see that building? I installed all the air conditioning units in there
>>225652686Anthony? Is that you?
>>225652679you dirty gringo
>>225652705Sicilian*
>>225652659OkayI'd be astonished if she were a virgin
>>225652390It makes me happy that miggers lost so hard
>stomach sour after 2 8% alch beersFucking kill me
Indians are the reason 4chan went down lol:https://youtu.be/ZKgHNWy5B-U
jason doing numbers on ‘dit
>>225652751>IndiansIf AI means actually indians
>>225652749Is that you Mr. C?
india
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH INDIANS!!!!!!
>>225652763damn that really is jason.
I have to pee>>225652781My name doesn't start with mister OR C
>>225652325>>225652417I actually went to the same high school as this jeet and had some of the same teachers. One said he was the most obnoxious student he ever had.
>>225652763Our boy is a star <3
>>225652799>>>/o/29129527
>>225652763aren't jason's sisters older than him?
sigh i wish i had doctor manhattan powers so i could subjugate enslave and torture the whole world :/
>>225652799Diarrhea :(
You DID order yours, didn't you?
Did you hear about that guy who self immolated during a twitch livestream
>>225652848I don't care
>>225652848I hope every MAGA faggot who buys one of these uses it to murk themself.
>>225651564I'm not racist btw
>>225652862Just say you're poor and hate America.
>>225652840I wish I had nausea relief medication so I could research how to obtain doctor Manhattans powers in real life
>>225652861yeah man some crazy shit. he was crossdressing and had a stiffy as he burned himself alive. the screenshot of his discord server freaking out was funny. imagine the nightmare of being that guy
>>225652886cool
>>225651660Yea she's fit. Save image
>>225652889I own 2 guns, I do not care about celebrity advertising.
>>225652199It was more the boomers, look at the anti-separation rallies, not a single person who didn't have grey hair. Canada is being forcibly held together by boomers, I have no idea how this place is going to work when they are gone.
Saw a post ITT of someone saying they're "the" raped for 0 replies and thought this is them. Hope it was worth it
finally finished setting up my media laptoponly have a 4tb external drive for now but it's so zased having your own local netflix
>>225652909boomers are the reason the jeets are here too, never ceases to amaze me how they are blind to the problems they create.
>>225652931
>>225652925External 8tb ssd hybrid
https://youtu.be/IopmlQzJUD4?list=RDIopmlQzJUD4
>>225652927In a way, boomers are the only "Canadians" left. Everyone under 50 is either a foreigner or recognizes Canada no longer even exists like the boomers think it does.>never ceases to amaze me how they are blind to the problems they create.That's the quintessential nature of boomers
>>225652927how many millenials voted for weedman?
>>225652848>47>not 67
test
true
>>225652949seething migger
>>225652949The "Canada" boomers idolize and recognize is the 1960s communist corporate version represented with maple leafs and waves of brown filth. It's giving a nickel for a poppy once a year and talking about how "voting" is our most sacred "right". It's about how you need to pay your taxes and work hard to keep everything afloat (even if the entire thing is a scam designed to rob you and rape you forever). Boomers are basically the perfect goy. Raised by modern media and given *just* the perfect amount of positive reinforcement to make them completely addicted to the Matrix.
>>225652944I plan to buy a 4bay nas with 4x 10tb drives in the futurebought the 4tb external as a sort of stopgap since I only even had 1tb downloaded
Chicken Jockey
I wish I was born asian-exclusing-india-and-micronesia, I'd love to live in China or Japan and have clear goals and expectations during any moment of any day
>>225652840You might not have fun as doctor manhattan because you won't experience the passage of time, past present and future are all happening at the same time and you see reality as one sees a panoramic image.
>>225652966my favourite part is that it's an Israeli pistol lol
is george bush at least half as evil as hitler?
4th dimensional entities are interesting
We are so fucking back
I HAVE THE FUCKING HICCUPS AND CHOKING OUT AS MUCH BREATH AS I CAN UNTIL I PANIC AND HAVE TO SLAM THE WATER CUP DOWN WASNT ENOUGH
>>225653032And people are already talking politics
If leftists are okay with memes like o algo, why do they ACTUALLY hate MAGA and Trump? Is it just because some streamer told them to?
>>225653039I played bloodborne all dayI drank the pumpkin beer
CASHNADO ALERT
>>225653038Did it a second time, they went away :3 <3
It’s called we’re back
>>225653001East asians are the future. Wypepo became some em-pathetic they can't survive the modern world. And indians are too retarded
>>225653044>/pol/itical content belongs on /pol/
>>225653044A lot rightists hate him too now
>>225653063Genuinely why though
>>225653071he is stupid
>>225653051the greed and lust of the perfidious boomer knows no bounds.
>thread is still upzamn jason really killed this shit huh
>>225653097i cant wait until yamanaka factors eliminate the existence of old people
There's a strange looking creature on my PC
>>225653097>>225653051literally the exact same thing as 75-IQ ADHD zoomoids compulsively engaging in microbets on sports betting apps
>>225653071Biggest blunder, dude literally ran on no new wars, and he started a war, and he can't even win it
>>225653106Hmmm, many thoughts, I will be thinking about this.
>>225653106Do you have a glossy monitor? May be your reflection
I can't find a gif I like so here's vending machine: japan
>>225653051
>>225652848I want to get a gun with sweet djt engraving but im not allowed guns
>>225653097same face I make scrolling through youtube shorts
Rent-seeking behaviorTell me your opinions on this
>>225653143it's called a job you freak
>>225653143I am a rent boy
>>225652848>not a 1911 or a revolverhell nah
US diplomats are fleeing Saudi Arabia because of the Houthis
>>225653150>Yeah, my job is collecting money from people crossing a bridge
>>225653139Momberg doesn't want guns in the house?
knock knock knockers in your mothers bra
>>225653128Could never exist in the US because of certain groups of people
>>225653143I like watching AirBnB hosts cry about the new policies that require them to actually do their job as a host
>>225653165All of my mental health issues and the restraining orders and history of sexual violence mostly
>>225653164yeah toll guard is in fact a thing
>>225653184Jason...
Why is the Saudi military so impotent?
>>225653166My mother lost her tits in the war in iraq you ungrateful little shit. Lower your tone when you talk about her knockers
Good riddance to you faggot ass niggers
>>225653143My landlord has demanded money for>Unscrewing a single panel that unlocks the garage>Unclogging the pipes to the sink>Fixing the bathroom door latch, which didn't close all the way from day one moving in>Attempted to charge us for growing plants in the gardenForm your own opinion
Dude. I ain't no fag
The chick who plays Chun-Li in the the SF movie is hot
>>225653197Arabs are horrible at war
>>225653192Just another expression of rent-seeking behavior, WHY does it cost you money to move/visit one area in the same country?
no shade everybody got an eating disorder
>>225651798It's a tribe meeting.I think we can get native indians to fight east indians because one cares about the land and the other seems to really enjoy littering everywhere.
>>225653218They were pretty good during the arab revolt
>>225653230You need to retcon hindoos into the injun boarding achool historyForge some documents about headmaster chatterjee and the 300 missing wigwam children
Soaking it up in a hot tub with my soulmate
>>225653194Eww noEven i think he is a gimp
We are Jason's men
tfw no brownish whitish yellowy hawaiian gf
>>225653223because infrastructure used by society costs money to maintain
Hawaii has a shitload of homeless people. I imagine it's probably the best possible place on earth to be homeless though.
>shopping at my regular grocery store>after i check out i hear the clerk talking about me to her coworker as i head out the door>"that's anon, he's so nice"holy glazing glazertons we're gonna make it
>>225653308The big island is the best homeless destination i can think of by a mile Probably not for too much longer but it had a great run
>>225653315Ur so there d00d
Dude stop saying Canadian boy butts smell like butter tarts and beaver tails >.<
>>225653315she thinks you're gay jsyk
Where is the fucking new he had all fucking day to be ready for this holy shit
Latvian Americans
bioware is dead brosmass effect is dead...
When I was younger so much younger than today, I told myself that I would surely not be gay
>>225653341how'd you know, you read that from the GAY book? that you got at the GAY store?? that you shop at all the time???
>>225653347>mass effect is dead...you can argue whether it died at 2 or after but no one will dispute it was OVER when 3 released
When did this general become so gay?
>>225653356you don't want a girl thinking you're "nice" and telling her friends that. she doesn't respect you, she thinks you're a finook and you're in the friendzone forever now.
all the people call me monkey boy
>>225653376In 2006 when it was founded by FK and Samantha
>>2256533673 was the first one i playedi remember loving the multiplayer and spending so much time playing itthe tuchanka and rannoch missions were kinothe DLC's were great as welldefinitely the weakest of the 3 but i still enjoy it to this day
>>225653347There is no way they released>Mass Effect: Andromeda>Anthem>Dragon Age: The Veilguardin a row and expected their studio to survive
>wahhh my lobster is too buttery>my steak is too juicy>my /cum/ is too gay
A car hit me and i went splat
>>225653408LOOK MA, I'M ROADKILL
and whitey's on the MOONnow bake a new thread you fucking cuck
>>225653380A girl wants you to be nice, but only to her.
>>225653430>>225653430New
>juicy cum butts stuffed with steak and lobster
>>225653402yeah i agreemy hope is that the mass effect and dragon age IPs get sold to a competent studio who can do something new and exciting with themthere is so much potential for both
>>225652986Well yeah, that's what I was getting at lol, they love the fake Canada that the liberals created, the real Canada is dead unfortunately.
>I survived no-chan
