cat in the hat 'dish
>>225654263i'll be honest I don't really like Mike Myers that much
the recycled new as it were
time to stick some steroids up my bum
Nick is STILL not liveI've got to be up at 11 tomorrow ffs
any good youtube videos then
mc rorke at the rap battle shitting himself when his opponent dj orange takes the stage
>>225656036Keyboard cat is a personal favorite of mine
>>225656036https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB4YR9R74eg
Continually waiting for the day that someone says "Jews live in the heads of Palestinians rent free"
Rare beef and mash for dins
>>225656036https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZeMyHNAFZY
"Rorkeypops" playing along to his Mario songs on his gimpy midi keyboard at quarter to six in the morninghttps://vocaroo.com/1awRGd58gQpK
racemixing is so fucked up. imagine walking around the city holding the hand of a nonwhite woman. You have a kid and take him to school, hi this is my son chang smith, i know he has slanty eyes but i promise he’s my kid
>>225656067gp
wonder how seth gamble became so prolific in the porn industry. his penis is so small
>>225656076
>>225656000no I very much see this as a long term relationship, she might even be "the one"
>>225656096Sc
>>225656076don't care
>>225656096
Asian girls with London accents could force me to race mix ngl
>>225656096lol
>>225656113they only go for chadlite
>>225656096some of them look alri tbf
>>225656104>>225656115dire post to scream at
>>225656096brutal, it’s insane how real this is and i don’t know why
>>225656120I'm 6' 3" and white.
imagine getting rattled because your shite posts get no screams
>>225656121Literally downs syndrome lmao
yo creg, i had to write a pome about an ornj or a tomaydo for mrs kowalski's class todayshe lives in bizarro town, kooky state bro
>>225656135this is brutal on haunted /brit/
>>225656135d-doesnt bother me at all.
>>225656135No screams for him then isn't it. Him in his screamless smegroom alri
>>225656142>ornj screm
>>225656036https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6ziN3wRvL0
you know what fuck the numbers, I'm going to the cafe anyway
>>225656142ts was my day
morning lads
Maisie Adam sex
>>225656171no
>>225656036here's an actual good video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2QgQtoGHRY
why is the stereotype for yank teachers a polish surnamewhat's that all about?
>>225654338is this a death threat
>Bioware closedIt's fucking over
listening to the beastie boys and eating pringles
>>225656174yeah ive seen thatthe gamergate video was great too
>>225656184go woke go broke
>>225656186ktim
I want to have a romance with a British (male)
>>225656184shouldn't have made a dogshit sequel then should they
I suspect that something like this is going on with human racemixing
>>225656180Lot of poles moved here. The ones in the chicago area are from the southern part of Poland, Krakow and the Carpathian mountains
>>225656184unless you worked at Bioware I will have to ask "how so?"
games are shite since 2014games are just used for spreading unnecessary political agendas nowadaysngga just make me a good ass game
>>225656036https://youtu.be/AzYuZr3nZW0?t=1670
every American policeman is called Kowalski
>>225656212Ace Combat and Sekiro say otherwise
>>225656188https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOqYIVKfV-Ualright then, how about this one? i found it really well made.
>>225656209thanks, interesting that
>>225656222>tranny combatthe game where you can fire 120 missiles from a f18?
>>225656207humans are all the same species mate
>>225656236
STOPTHE RIOTS
>>225656253i really really like this webm
>>225656241sup malapontie
>>225656231Go play DCS, nerd
don't get the appeal of latexim much more a fan of women wearing loose thin fabric that only occasionally carresses their form
off to bed, can anyone sing me to sleep?
>>225656287https://rumble.com/v7h7jfs-america-first-ep.-1767.html
>>225656267i'm a war thunder chad
if this posts end in a:0 - I go to bed1 - I have a cup of tea2 - I read a book for at least half an hour3 - Have a shower4 - Wank5 - Listen to music6 - Shit my pants7 - Go for a walk8 - Start learning French9 - Order new clothes onlinedubs - quit 4chan for a yeartrips - quit 4chan for good
mad how in order to create life all you have to do is creampie a girl
>>225656305roll
bye guys i’m going for an incelwalk
>>225656320goodbye, friend
>>225656320bye, enjoy
>>225656312yeah.
>>225656320ok i will come with you x
any of you lads ever gone for an incel walk from 1-5 am during winter?
few things i enjoy more on a thursday morning than going through my twitter fyp and purging it of blue ticks i dont follow
>>225656352batberg
tf?
>>225656352
>>225656360never havei like sleeping at night
>>225656360once got drunk while out with uni mates when it was snowing and i got so drunk i just decided to go for a walkand ended up miles and miles away from where i live at like 2am
>>225656366Der Jude
Just seen a troon set itself on fire
>>225656397shouldn't be watching things like that
>>225656379this is how people end up dead
>>225656397had stage 4 cancer supposedlystill, utterly insane way to go out
>>225656397funny how he had a boner during itturned into a crispy pile of charcoal in about 30 seconds
>>225656415They also end up dead at 80 having shit their pants and not having gone for interesting walks
>>225656415I left out the part where I phoned my dad and asked him to pick me up cause I was lost lolHe was proper pissed off
>>225656435how did he know where to pick you up from
>>225656432I hadn’t noticed thatImagine having a child, loving him, doing everything a decent parent should do and then he goes and does something like that
>>225656437He has an insane mental map, named the street name and described what the buildings looked like and he found it with no gps.Not joking.
>>225656454Meant for>>225656428
got an ad about immigrating to canada so i thought i’d check to see if i were qualified but the instant i said i was white the site closed and now i can’t find it anymore?
bit farty this morning and i have to go into the office today
>>225656460he had cancer to be fair
>>225656472would sex her i think
>>225656454you mates with their parents?
>>225656479reckon she had it off with that goat?
>>225656472they're giving her the electric chair :/
>>225656493literal biomass
>>225656498oh give it a rest rolke you unfuckable squib
can't really put myself in the mind of a stage 4 cancer patient but i'm pretty sure i wouldn't put on women's clothes and incinerate myself
>>225656498how so
>>225656510Did he have cancer then?
>>225656511literal biomass
7 days on the roids and i'm already so lean and vascular my skin looks like a squeezed nutsack
>>225656532Let's see it then
Her green line is crazy
>>225656538my nutsack? janny will throw a fit
*does a perfect hilarious trump impression*
sniffly nose
>>225656543pattinson mogging hard here
*nine inch nails - hurt voice*my life a porn, that's gay
we don't need to 're-evaluate' nickelbackthey were shit then and they're still shit now
>>225656518don't know don't care personally just thinking out loud
Can't believe that php exploit I found shut down half the internet. What am I like haha
>>225656555*laughs*
>>225656549Yh xx
>>225656581only website i found it affected at all was 4chan
fuck itim movin to mississip
to the tune of ed sheeran's shape of you'and now my bed sheets smell like poo'
if i start going bald that will be the last straw and i will kill myself
>>225656397>>225656572ok
Any horny hole twink sex man in?
>>225656603my hairline has receded greatly however i have long luscious locks so its hard to tell if youre not me
35 with a nw1 me
In 2010, a California woman took a sip from her office water bottle and suspected it contained semen. Then it happened again.This time, she kept the bottle.She asked her fiancé to provide a comparison sample, then had the workplace bottle tested. A private lab confirmed her suspicion.DNA testing identified her coworker, Michael Kevin Lallana.He admitted contaminating her water twice. He found her attractive, he told detectives, and knew “her lips had touched” the bottle.In 2011, he was convicted of two misdemeanor battery counts with sexual-gratification enhancements. He received 180 days in jail, three years’ probation and an order to register as a sex offender.He was also ordered to pay over $27,000 in restitution.
alexa play my nickelback dubsteb remix playlist
>>225656543BARTY CROUCH
Haha Man POO lost 4-1 yesterday haha. Can't wait to see that speccy cunt Mark Goldridge's overreaction plastered all over social media for the next 3 days haha
>name your son MANuel>he wants to be a womanffs
Embodying the Platonic Ideal of Wotanism x
need to secure a wife before my hair starts falling out and it's over
Whooo remembers fish and chips? Back when it was less than a fiver? This government is going to cap the prices for ya. And you know what else? You’ll get gravy and garlic bread included!
Why do middle class wankers love the EU so much
>>225656683s
right well saka has done fuck all in my fantasy team and now he's injured useless cunt
>>225656633>fiance recognizes the taste of semen and can identify it mixed in to beverages I hope he didn't marry her
missing nicotine this morning
going to convince gfberg to get breast implants, she's flatter than a chinaman's face
>>225656691kick it out mate
I'll only marry Ruby Granger because she's a virgin good girl.
I wonder how many schitzos and depressed anons have killed themselves because they couldn't post on 4chan for a day and had to see reality
Seriously though, i don't want the mother of my kids to be some roastie that can identify a drop of semen in a gallon of beverage
was watching gilf porn just now and it was clear the lad was not impressed as he kept glancing off to the side and losing his boner while he was inside her
Nobody is coming to save you
imagine if your cock was 2 miles long and you accidentally left it in the pub and the next day you wake up and can feel a mangy mutt chewing on it somewhere a mile down the road and a couple of kids playing jump rope with it and some filthy slag putting the end in her fanny as a joke, what a ballache that would be
Scouring and searching the internet for 15 minutes to find a specific image which may make evil incel manchildren on the internet exhale from their nose
I am screaming
>>225656765rnhs
sir bartemious crouch junior
post women, theyre lovely
sir weed smoker :)
>>225656775s
>>225656543mental how easy it was to spoof the goblet of fire imagine if instead of adding only harry by assigning him to a made up school he did this with every student and they all got chosen this would've been a disaster considering that apparenty if you don't take part in the competition after being chosen you fucking die lol
>>225656788women are rubbish
>>225656810delete this post right now
>>225656788you can tell it's england because of the ugly brown and white council state haha
>>225656788
So what did you lads do on your 24 hour break from this shit-heap?
>>225656765I'm coming to save you bong*breaks your window and crawls in*
>>225656827made moves
>>225656839yeah. from your chair to the fridge no doubt
>>225656827i played bioshock
>>225656788ok i will post them !
Good morning gentlemen
>>225656827played overwatch
>Global scramble to fix critical cyber-security flaws as many websites taken offline
>>225656862Keep going then
>>225656863GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOOOOOOOORNING
>>225656865ktim
>>225656827was writing out posts i would think of into a text document and imagine the replies each one would get
reading about scott and amundsen
>>225656885this made me sad
got a big scramble to fix my breakfast going on as well
PHP isn't going to be known by normies rightBloody word like "Covid", "PHP"They won't put all the blame on "PHP" now will they
>>225656879
>>225656863hello
>>225656896but i love hp source
>>225656868i thought it was strange there was no reporting on it yesterdaywonder if they didn't want to bring awareness of it until the patch came out
corr could do with a big scramble right now. with some sausage and bacon
Carnt be arsed carn i
*blows weed smoke in your face*ayo, in this hood? you aint shit
How do you pronounce PHP? For me it's 'fip'
>>225656934screm
>>225656933that's on naybahoo crip 55
>>225656934maaaaaaaaaate you can't call an enderman that
>>225656934s
I don't think saying "you're going to shit your pants" is a good way to convince me to watch whatever bullshit is on your phone.
>>225656934LOLOLOLOLOL
weed is illegal in the uk ok
>>225656956Twinkjak made me gay
>>225656961bizarre lie
benderman
>>225656036A 2000s classic when people were making high production value stuff just for funhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOiwODsDtkw
>>225656956seen this post maybe 1 million times now
>>225656910lmao
>>225656961only blue cheese is legal
>>225656961The only thing illegal in the UK is stepping in to do the state's job when it fails or actively pointing out its flaws
>>225656788i prefer kittys
more woman more cry
>>225656974but he HAS to spam it to satisfy his ocd until he finds another obsession
>>225656983yeah i'd fuck her
women trying to be hot intentionally looking at the camera gives me the ick
>>225656983very nice well then let's see her butthole
doing this to janny
Emma Watson using a butter knife to spread her poo across my toast and making the whole kitchen smell horrible and disgusting.
got a lot of work done yesterday. you lot were probably all over on the "sharty"
>>225657007I was ghost posting on desuarchive.
>>225657007slave mentality
imagine if furries were real and then the majority of men I believe would fuck anthro cats and that'd probably make antro dogs seethe and they'd assault and kill them unprovoked like the niggers they are in real life
>>225657026
what is blud even talkmbout
Wow lads that was a really tricky 24 hours without this place What time did it come back online in the end?
oh great, ratnonce russian version
>>225656898Cozzie livs cause of PHP mate I'd have a job if it weren't for PHP
>>225657004please don't talk about our British rose like that
England needs to start doing Serbian/Russian style Greater English separatist nationalism in Wales and Scotland.should set up a Monmouthshire People's Republic and a Northumbrian People's Republic to detatch the Anglicised areas.
i am pmii am pmi
>>225657058
I am PCB I shut down the internet in 2026
>>225657113Patriot
saw a car on fire yesterday
i would smoke nigga weed right now if i knew anyone who sold it
I have ordered 8 homegrown free range chickens
NoFap literally does nothing.
>>225657128Rorke's mum playing Leftypol's mixtape
>>225657128
started calling my foreskin a hoody
all the systems are down at toil
Right well that’s not good is it
>>225657160Glassesbeeg
>>225657141It makes the next fap more enjoyable
>>225656983Name? Name? Please and thank you
>>225657141It saves up vril deposits so you can spray your significant other like youre spiderman
bum poo screaming
>>225657026how furry are we talking then
>>225657163aye I've been gimped like that tooyou'll have to change your password and that
>>225657163saar please give the code
>>225657182i prefer not to get doxxed but my friends call me craig. alri x
St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle, be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil. May God rebuke him, we humbly pray; and do thou, O Prince of the heavenly host, by the power of God, cast into hell Satan and all the evil spirits who prowl through the world seeking the ruin of souls. Amen
>>225657213grow up
sir braps-a-lot
https://youtu.be/SRE593x6lzc
>>225657237poor little guy
>>225656572Trans people confirmed immortal
>>225657147hug a hoody
>>225657229*Places my hand atop your head*
>>225656765Why was no one else at the "village"? Surely the police would be there for a stabbing
if i get this would it kill mehttps://calibudz.co.uk/products/10-10-boys-thcp-filled-vapes-1-0ml-x10-pack-uk-compliant-copy
bet it would be fun to have sex with bunny colby
I yearn for the skylines
reckon any westerner who can speak japanese is a paedophile
>>225657278>synthetic THCWouldn't
>>225657263thinking about it the hyper-performative hyper-materialist american evangelicalism should be a perfect fit for indians, don't know why they haven't got on it
>"You might dream to win the lottery, I dream to get a job" - seasidemarkHowling
>>225657278yeah this seems awfuljust get one of those vapourisers that works with bud
Discourse on the PooRene Desfartes
One time I met a cousin of a guy I know on the street and he was smoking a joint, gave me to take a puff without telling me it's spice or whatever those synthetic THC shits are called and I felt weird for a whole week. Literally had to lay down for the whole day.
>>225657290the view from my evil incel penthouse
she wamts a man from xʷməθkʷəy̓əm
the internet will be locked down within a month due to agents hacking etcthis is what they wantedto stop information
>>225657341only got yourself to blame druggymong
the buddhist teachings say that if you're very well-behaved in this lifetime (but not well behaved enough to achieve nirvana) then in the next life you will be reborn as a chad with a huge knob
>>225657341Shame you didnt die
>>225657326I genuinely think this
>>225657354true>>225657358take that back
>>225657342my brother. together we will achieve total aryan victory
>>225657352was just saying this down the pub
>>225657355the buddhist teachings say you're a bhenchod wasteman that can't get hard around women because you're GAY lmao
>>225657341it was like that for synthetic weed gummies tooawful awful poison
just a few decades ago, young men were amazed to just see a boob, whereas i in 2026 see a tranny wanking her large, floppy penis with a dildo in her arse and don't even blink
>>225657326maybe if your cover letter wasn’t “some days stink of fish other days stink of shit is what it is” then that dream would come true
if the 'net gets shut down humanity might have a chance If rorke was forced out of his bedroom exile he'd be running the streets within a year and he'd be ruthless and the cronem would have hell to pay
cut my fingernails too short again
>>225657389>her
>>225657389porn has destroyed us all brother. we must destroy the hebraic menace
have a coffee. have two
do NOT open websitedo NOT go on the internetit is NOT safe
>>225657385this has been debunked
what’s happenin forum
>>225657386It is poison, I don't get why people like it, I thought i was dying and feet and legs started sweating. >>225657389Porn is destroying people's brains, it makes you anxious, unsociable and fucks with your confidence. It's one of the worst weapons deployed.
>>225657412ones enough for mewill have my second double espresso circa 10 am and my third after lunch
>>225657394scr
>>225657440oh yes a "double" espresso is "one" coffee is it?
>>225657450if its in one cup then its one coffee
>>225657459Cant argue with that logic
wonder if bills will come down now Ukraine war is over
don’t like coffee don’t like tea don’t like any drink I can’t pour down my gullet in one second
>>225657465:)
the current pope looks quite evil doesn't he? like he'd have a second phase where he turns into a huge monster
A sexual gas fart
>>225657465bill who?
>>225657474
>>225657486gate
wonder if that lad who was screaming when 4chan went down ever stoped
Commendatori.
>>225657524>>225657524>>225657524
Kudos to anyone who doesn't have a nightmare tonight after commenting on this thread, lads. The tea time of victory awaits.
