>>225658678
Drinking ale directly rom the bottle is very odd

>>225658699
I did not have access to any glassware at the time
anyway are you going to answer my question or not

its gay and its porn
but what is it!

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right ok

rorke: get to the toolshed boy
leftypol: yes massa i's gon be a good nigga

If millions of people can raid the country and steal any benefit and get free housing, then I, little old me, am entitled to languish on bennies and refuse to work as I'm more entitled than they are since my ancestors paid taxes all their working lives while pajeet and his 17 dependents have been here 5 minutes. When break the trust of the population and they lose hope, this is where it ends

>>225658718
phpberg strikes again

>>225658732
gp

>>225658724
scrotus maximus

get the cuck porn watched

Was doing a piss yesterday with a semi and it started to awkwardly split and go all over the place so I decided I'd pinch it off and sit down to avoid making a mess and the act of pinching it off sent a wave of piss shooting out of my nob at Mach 2 and spraying all over my wall and bathroom window a few feet away. Still can't wrap my head round it. Went to tell you boys yesterday but PHP was dead. What you lot get up to during the blackout?

>>225658759
You read my mind

might sniff her hair next time we cuddle

>>225658759
or perhaps listened to through a closed door

mad how i am both really happy and really sad at the same time
happy:
live alone
have money to do the things i want to do
work isn't very demanding
have some level of social life
have numerous hobbies i really enjoy doing
go out and do activities each week whether that's galleries theatre or music (although is often done alone)
on the other hand:
i've never had sex nor a gf
i live alone and am lonely af
i'm not particularly popular and often can't find people to do things that i want to do or on the days i want to do something
work is unfulfilling
and im just around a bit of a loser

these 2 perspectives constantly jostle in my head and im both very happy and very sad multiple times a day

>>225658769
not reading this shit "nigga"

Alysa Liu

>>225658763
pretty hectic piss

>>225658775
get her on blacked raw

>>225658769
how can you say living alone makes you happy when you're also lonely af

Mental how if you just remove the fees associated with having a car and somewhere to live, we could all immediately live on like 100 quid a week. Boomers are the most evil race in history.

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How does this make you feel, honestly

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>the perfect woman doesn't exi-

>>225658802
would comment on her poor form of brushing but her teeth look cleaner than mine so what do i know

>>225658802
Haven't cleaned my teeth in nearly 3 weeks. Just washed my balls in the sink a minute ago for the first time this month.

wonder which pornstar i'll attempt to wank to next before i give up out of frustration because the opioids won't let me spaff

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>>225658821

>>225658793
cos i have my own space
i guess i'd like a woman (gf) to come by a few days a week

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>>225658811
sex woman

>>225658821
kek

>>225658823
Franceska Jaimes

you're welcome

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>yo why yo dick taste like my bathroom soap

One day 4chan will be shut down for good and there will be no warning and we will be like "huh, now what" and that will be the end of the old internet (and I'll finally be free)

>>225658861
you can leave any time you want nigga
just close your laptop and walk away

>>225658861
not true you'd find an altchan and post there

>>225658830
donkey “nigga”

>>225658865
if it were that easy why do blacks and browns continue to rape everything that moves despite it being against the law

yeah

shut the fuck up kid

>>225658884
s

>>225658861
We're like the Iranians still flying the F-14
the last light of a better age

>>225658821
brush them now and observe how little time and effort it takes

>>225658834
ok well you won't find one until you start making an effort so either put yourself out there or stop whinging

>>225658811
Bet her farts reek.

>>225658893
don't tell me what to do

>>225658893
Takes more time than not brushing them. Can't be bothered. Nobody sees them anyway.

Should I see an escort this weekend or go for an Asian massage?

>>225658915
she cute

>>225658910
you wont be seeing them soon enough

>>225658769
do you really feel lonely even when you have the internet? i don't think i've ever felt lonely in my life

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>>225658926
you'll shag anything bulglad

>>225658926
Nonce

>>225658921
is adultwork still the place for that or is that shut down now

>>225658939
you are possibly schizoidal, it's not normal for humans to be comfortable with total solitude

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remember when this shite came out and the reviews were absolutely glowing saying it was even better than the first season

>>225658939
>i don't think i've ever felt lonely in my life
well you must have something wrong in your brain then

>>225658895
did you not read my post? i go out doing activities every week and have a semi active social life
>>225658939
how is the internet the same as a person lol

>>225658958
He isn't in total solitude. You're talking to him, for example.

>>225658958
Most humans in all of history lived solitary and quiet, uneventful lives and died on farms and homesteads far away from other people.

>>225658941
yeah ok just because she's black she's ugly...yeah ok yeah
>>225658942
fuck off

diego making yet another pathetic sobpost

my life a stanley kubrick or perhaps a george lucus

>>225658981
untrue

>>225658995
rotund "nigga"

Was just on the phone to BT seeing if I can get an upgrade, and on hold one of the songs was about dancing at the big booty club
bit odd for 10am but it's alright

anyway I've got my upgrade and reduced my bill by £13 so that's nice

>>225658945
Yeah still AW

>>225658995
never EVER post this utter rubbish again

>>225658964
I didn't even bother watching it because I knew it would be woke pozzed shite. Don't get me wrong I love True Detective but to me S1 is the only season of True Detective.

When it came out I watched Season 2 with Colin Farrell but it was shite and it was then that I knew all future instalments would be shite as well so I just don't watch them. I won't be watching the newest one with Nicholas Cage and Antonio Banderas for the same reasons.

>>225658995
black pussy changed bulglad

>>225659020
I wouldn't fuck this whale if you pay me

>>225658847
she the latina with the abs?

>>225659035
is duckduckgo malfunctioning?

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>>225659033
everyone has a price

>>225659049
Probably. Half the internet is malfunctioning atm.

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>>225659053

>>225659053
25k cash, no tax and a new dishwasher.

>>225658967
it seems to work as a replacement for me. i think i would be able to be lonely if i turned off the internet for an extended time.

so anyway here we are back on the 4channel

>>225659017
the next season will have Nicholas Cage and Antonio Banderas? fuck I might actually watch it then. most likely it won't be that great but anything Nicky is in is automatic kino
NOT THE BEES!!!
kek what a dogshit movie, but his involvement alone made it watchable

>malfunctioning atm
what autistic gay lads say when theres poo on the willy

>>225659083
it's just the 1 4chan actually

>the site is even more dead now after being off for a day
Howling

ever see a porn video where it's two lads and a girl and one of the lads has a noticeably bigger penis than the other?
that's gotta cause some tension on the set

nation state cyber divisions are right this very moment using PHP exploits to make westerners' expensive smart IoT (internet of things) fridges dispense ice cubes into their empty kitchens

the ice melts forming a pool of water that causes the home owner to slip and crack their head open like a melon. Thousands of instances have been reported since yesterday alone.

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not good
not good at all

>>225659088
I don't share your enthusiasm for him. Watched that Longlegs film he was in and it was utter dogshit.

>>225659118
normally a black lad

>>225659118
I saw a porn where the guy had Conor McGregor tattood on his leg lmao

>>225659006
That would be the pink pony club

wasted my life ok

>>225658821
brother I only clean my teeth around once in three months at best

hurt my knee running up the stairs. that's what happens when you're 37 you see

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>>225659136
>job vacancies go down as more people enter work

I just can't wrap my head around it

>>225659017
season three was actually alright in my opinion, better than s2 at least
and yeah it was probably the wokest thing i've ever had the misfortune to watch, just look at these quotes:
> Lucy Mangan of The Guardian deemed Night Country the best season of True Detective, writing, "At last, this show drops the bloated, male-dominated stories of earlier series for an icy murder case in Alaska – with blistering turns from Foster and Kali Reis."
>Inkoo Kang writing for The New Yorker considers the season to be "a feminist revision of a series best known for its macho poetry and its ogling eye" and that López "transforms True Detective from a lot of mystical mumbling into a show with something to say".

Got a meeting in ten minutes which means I'm going to have to get out of bed and walk into the other room. Some kind of cruel and unusual punishment this is

>>225659136
mad how fresh of the boat illiterate ngubus are easier to train than british NEETmongs

>>225659168
brussia teeth

>>225659077
it's better than nothing but it's no replacement for pints with my mates or whatever
let alone a girl

oh yes very clever brave browser, you're now so secure you can't run slack or whatsapp in you. that'll keep me safe and not just force me to use other browsers instead.

>>225659140
he is great. my favourite actor. Con Air, Face Off, National Treasure, Gone in 60 Seconds, Lord of War, The Rock, Snake Eyes, Wingtalkers. The man has an endless list of kino

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>>225659141

gf is noticeably fatter than when i met her 10 years ago and it's good so far
as it has just mad her tits and arse and thighs bigger
but i hope she doesn't reach landwhale territory
i love her so I'll stay with her no matter what, but concerned
I'd say she's gained about 2 stone in those 10 years looking at the old picture of us

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Some people want gamer girl bath water. I'm a simple man. I want Emma Watson toilet water.

>>225659168
lmao same and my teeth aren't all that yellow

>>225658981
baffling and retarded statement

any Wotanic Foidrapers in

>>225659216
I don't dispute there's some high quality kinographics in that list but I just mean his name isn't necessarily an indicator of quality these days. He takes any old shite going and True Detective has been stale for a while.

why do I exist

>>225659216
mandy and pig are also great

>>225659222
Beta simp
Tell her to go on a diet
Fat women are evil

I am a grim titan of solitude

>>225659247
evolution just has to try shit sometimes, it can't always be positive

>>225659173
unemployment =/= people working
unemployment are just the people even bothering to look for a job
niggas are giving up hope

went to a club once (one of the few times i ever did) and this girl approached me and told me she'd dyed her pubic hair pink and that she wanted me to eat her out. is that normal ting that happens in normie clubs?

women be like does my fatness make you feel less than

everyone at work hates me and thinks I'm a horrible autistic freak

they can't sack me for it though because I don't actually do anything wrong I just do my work and exist as an autistic person, quietly minding my own business. Have to mind my Ps and Qs though because they would love to be rid of me and any small mistake would do.

i suffer

>>225659262
She isn't evil, she is lovely ok

>>225659282
yeah

did you do it?

>>225659284
From a literal, binary, mass perspective? Yes, it's objective I am less than. Why's that my fault you fat nigga?

>doing a GTKY at toil (get to know you for your unemployed monkey people)
>question: Who is your celebrity crush?
>panicked and said I don't have one and they were very bemused

what's the correct answer?
am I supposed to just stalk some celebrity?
do you lads have a celeb crush?

>>225659296
aye

>>225659279
>unemployment =/= people working

You mean to tell me that people currently working AREN'T unemployed?

>>225659288
me too lad
every time I slither a half-inch out of my shell I end up offending them anyway because I'm so gauche
me being autismo is really in their own self-interest
if only they could see that

>>225659307
the fuck kind of yankified youth club are you employed by?

>>225659307
call HR and tell them they are forcing you to answer inappropriate questions in a public forum

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>>225659307
Should have said Moni from /brit/™

>>225659173
A whole nations of Uber drivers, part-time workers and food delivery slaves just as planned

>>225659244
he was in debt for a while and took anything to pay it back. Hopefully he turns around
>>225659253
thanks will give these a watch

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>>225659308

>>225659282
don't know but I was once offered a breast to suck on in a club but I'd jsut watched her offer the same breast to everyone else so I said my girlfriend was in the toilets
women probably get quirky like that sometimes

>>225659307
probably just say Hayley Williams. a safe choice

I lift and have done for years, but used to be a powershitter who tried to get as big as possible naturally by eating what I wanted and lifting heavy af (had to stop because my blood readings from doctor were dreadful) and there was this fat woman at the pub who was flirting with me when I was huge and eventually asked me to pick her up outside and you could tell I'd made her horny af from how easily I picked her up.
Ended up getting dragged to another pub by my mates, but I'd definitely have porked that hog, she had a big round arse.

>Barclays also revealed it made £2.3bn profit in the three months to September, higher than the same period a year ago, but slightly less than forecast.
always forget banks are actually just businesses that everyone is forced to use

noticing girls' lingering looks as my body fat tumbles. there was a diamond hidden in the rough of my fat face

>>225659307
say Nora Fawn like a chad and if anyone says they don't know her, rape them

elon musk looks really old now

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can't stop thinking about poo

pinkpantheress looks so much better when she doesn't trim her eyebrows

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>quirky

>>225659393
you on the wegovy lad?

>>225659323
>me being autismo is really in their own self-interest

That's the hardest part, and I don't think they'll ever understand it. These people will spend years thinking that you and I hate them, that we're stuck up, that we consider ourselves superior to them when in reality the reason I'm keeping to myself is because I KNOW I'm autistic and weird and I know from past experiences that people do not like me or enjoy interacting with me.

It is literally in these people's best interest that I remain an aloof stranger to them yet they are adamant that it must be because I harbour some deep hatred towards them.

>>225659279
almost as if the future is so shitty and bleak that there's no point even trying

>>225659247
for the glory of god

sad because i can’t be punk because of my racism, sexism, homophobia, and transphobia lads

>>225659368
what an incredibly dull and pointless tale. genuinely thought there would be a pay off or a point when i was reading it but no.

>>225659406
now that right there is a rock solid head of hair

Are the scrandle ratings representative of the British tastes or are they influenced by jfs? I can't imagine radioactive delhi meat dyed in red 40 clears a currywurst

>>225659282
>>225659347
fUCK
oFF
cHADS
have literally been clubbing hundreds of times and never had either of these things happen to me

>>225659429
could always be a nazi punk (and fuck off)

>>225659307
Jennifer connelly, although she's a bit walled now
if people don't know who that is then my backup is Lily James

>>225659429
i play in a moderately successful punk rock band but i am a leftist so it's fine

>>225659442
i'm a runty virgin mate i reckon she was just pissed and having me on

>>225659429
any music other than classicalz neo-classical, martial industrial or video game soundtracks is utter fucking cancer and should be obliterated

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For me it's Kylie and Danni Minogue (at the same time)

>>225659442
have you tried not being yourself, diego?

>>225659393
Mad how much better you can look just by losing weight

>>225659368
Iktf, I'm 6'3 and 18 stone and get fat birds chirpsing all the time
Tbf aside from liking the ale (and eccies) too much I've stayed pretty healthy for my size, managed to play a full game of rugby league the same week I deadlifted 300kg

>>225659469
chirpsing? nigga's a fucking cat

>>225659461
dunno mate jazz is pretty good tbqh

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>any music other than classicalz neo-classical, martial industrial or video game soundtracks is utter fucking cancer and should be obliterated

>>225659433
I once got into a car crash on a country road when my mate lost control of the car near a wooded area and the car flipped over several times and literally all 4 of us came out unscathed
that might at least be a more exciting image for you
one of my mates genuinely became Christian because of that and doesn't talk to us anymore lol

>>225659435
pie and peas are rated very low so it's a jf rating

>>225659478
pspspsps type nigga

>>225659487
your mate fall asleep at the wheel listening to one of your boring stories did he?

>>225659462
Kylie Minogue fucked that half black half jew subhuman lenny kravitz
DISGUSTING

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>>225659368

>>225659479
>>225659485
would kill both of you irl before you could say NIG-

>>225659497
brown memes are literally just
>no u lol
proving the biomass point without a sense of irony or awareness, why did god make these things

>>225659461
ABYSMAL taste

>>225659487
see lad it's good to have a point when you talk

>>225659513
blow your head smoove off

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>>225659515
Why do white supremacist openly admit that the jews controlled them for millenia? Doesn't sound very supremacist to me

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>>225659461
>any music other than classicalz neo-classical, martial industrial or video game soundtracks is utter fucking cancer and should be obliterated

>you coming out tonight mate?
>no im christian now because you flipped the car
>right sound

>>225659500
okay now you've annoyed me
not engaging with you further

>>225659532
I don't though

yeah? bunch of tuff cunts itt aye? fucken meet me a Emerton Macca's ya dogs and I'll fucking HEEM ya'sz

>>225659532
haven’t met a single jew in my life

>>225659416
no just on the not eating like a fat cunt anymore and walking a bit

>>225659557
lower your voice before i serve you a mcbatter mate

gooning now ok

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>>225659500
bodied him

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>>225659581

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>>225659581

>tattoos
I mean, can you expect any less from them at that point

right then

might start getting into cock sucking

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The haul

watched some pretty girl drink a blokes piss on gif the other day, genuinely made me lose all hope in humanity

>>225659637
i do not believe you are the person who purchased these items and took the photo of them

>>225659637
A clue lost.

>>225659637
>skimmed milk
rope yourself

did an ai ethnicity test to see if i look british and every response listed me as african with a latino minority. a girl in my class would say i look like a white version of a black celebrity so ive just got a fucking black face on a white body havent i

>>225659639
no matter how cute and wholesome they seem, they're all grotty slags behind closed doors

>>225659684
love you haalingz

My entire life, thoughts, desires, hopes, aspirations, dreams, can be defined exclusively through crippling porn addiction.

>>225659637
>skimmed milk
>tuna in water
>pre-grated cheese
redditors are mental

>>225659712
You should share this with the family at christmas dinner x

>>225659695
yeah I agree. fucking dire state of it all innit. women are disgusting creatures that need to be corralled and beaten like farmyard animals

>>225659705
dont look anything like haaland
i thought i looked like a normal white person except for bigger lips

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>>225659747
What about this one

>>225659764
Seems like a vapid cunt.
So of course I'd dick her down then block her number.

i look like a gay goblin

it's not the women who are degenerate it's the men convincing them to do these things

not really feeling it today might just go back to bed

>>225659787
and then you'd wake up

>>225659764
BWC OWNED plapmeat

haha yeah dicking down birds, blocking their numbers, it's all part and parcel for me too haha I'm one of the lads haha I'm just like you, I'm a normal person as well

(I've never had sex)

>>225659797
they could always say "no that's disgusting I'm not doing that" but nah its the mens fault

>>225659797
Not true, women are bigger gooners than men when it comes to dom/sub kinks. Women on average are much more submissive than men are dominant

>>225659797
ah yes, heaven forbid women be accountable for their own actions

>>225659751
given the price of coffee at those places, hes probably just had an extra 20ps worth at least.

>>225659787
And you aren't vapid?

rorke: get them all deported
also rorke: corrr is that a brown woman *starts wanking*

>>225659806
can I get a kay-tim

think my headaches are from angling my neck down to look at my computer and phone and that all the time but I don't know how else I can get my laptop and phone at a natural viewing position without sitting like a mong

>>225659825
shut the fuuc

cable posting about rorke again is he

The Government has accepted ALL recommendations from the report to end antisemitism in schools and colleges

1. Recognise antisemitism as a distinct form of hatred, not just general racism

2. Strengthen political impartiality guidance, including limits on teachers wearing pro-Palestine badges

3. Establish a national hotline for school leaders dealing with antisemitism

4. Improve teaching about contemporary antisemitism and modern Jewish life

5. Teach pupils to recognise and challenge antisemitic conspiracy theories

6. Include antisemitism explicitly in school safeguarding policies

7. Train teachers to recognise and tackle antisemitism

8. Work with the Home Office and the Prevent programme to help schools identify when antisemitism may be linked to radicalisation

9. Encourage schools to adopt the IHRA working definition of antisemitism

10. Improve procedures for reporting antisemitic incidents, including signposting

11. Ensure antisemitic bullying and complaints are investigated and acted on consistently

12. Make clear in staff conduct policies that antisemitism is unacceptable

13. Strengthen Holocaust education, including antisemitism's role in the Holocaust, and encourage schools to mark Holocaust Memorial Day

14. Create more opportunities for pupils to engage with Jewish communities, including visits to synagogues

15. Make sure Judaism and modern Jewish life are properly represented in religious education

16. Improve media literacy so pupils can also identify online antisemitism

17. Provide better resources for teaching the Israel-Palestine conflict fairly and sensitively

18. Ensure schools have clear policies for dealing with antisemitism involving external speakers

19. Ensure education unions have clear antisemitism policies

20. Establish a dedicated support service to help schools, colleges and councils deal with antisemitism

>>225659819
>>225659821
>>225659822
truth hurts doesn't it
bet money all of you are porn addicts

Tired of pretending I wouldn't spunk up EWs arse and suck it out after

getting home and hanging my arse up before kicking my shoes off

did the sex with a girl from work last night it was very nice

>>225659852
Never putting my kid in this jew system ever

I remember how they tried to indoctrinate us with that cuck Holes film and then boy in the striped jewjamas

What was that 4chan being down thing yesterday about?

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>>225659861
I too would spunk up Emma Watson’s arse.

>>225659877
something to do with AI and PHP

The patriarchy making women drink piss

>>225659877
php hack innit

kanye's rapping is always the worst part of every track he's made

Had an alysa liu sex dream last night

>>225659877
your mum sat on the servers

>>225659904
describe it

>>225659852
>import millions of hyper-racist jew hating muslims
>see increase in jew hate
doesnt take a genius to connect those dots

>>225659747
horrible thing to say
you're the one that should be beaten

>>225659913
Blacked

>>225659877
major php vulnerability so they took a lot of site functionality down to reduce exposure while they waited for the patch

>>225659920
good

>drink my piss
>yeah ok *drinks piss*
>ugh men are all pigs

>>225659935
ok

>>225659877
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckgel5xp2xv9t

if I ever get diagnosed with a terminal illness, I'm gonna travel to England and go scorched Earth on (((them))). will take out as many as I can before I fall

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interesting since 2/3 of Jewish kids go to Jewish schools in this country

>>225659897
i'm a sick fuck i like a quick fuck

Do you even remember what the issue is?
You just tryna find where the tissue is

>>225659889
>>225659935
ironically these are very feminine responses

>>225659935
>drink my piss
>yeah ok *drinks piss*
>ugh women are disgusting

>>225659919
yeah? fucking come at me ya dog cunt
>>225659935
kek this. women are such gutter trash beasts, kill em all i say

>>225659947
grey squirrels?

>>225659947
you'll do nothing

>>225659913
The guy who said blacked doesnt have dreams he vibrates too low
Was in some kind of brothel and she was one of the girls

my favourite thing to do when people bring up politics irl is to just act completely oblivious and be like 'what's that's?' 'really?' 'no, you're joking, aren't you?' to the point that people probably think I'm a genuine mong.

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>>225659877
About 70% of the websites on the internet use a language called PHP for their back-end server stuff. In recent years AI models trained on cybersecurity have become capable of identifying extremely serious bugs in pretty much all software, that have hitherto gone unnoticed (or undisclosed).

One such AI model was used to find serious exploits in the PHP language that allowed bad actors to execute whatever code they wanted on a website's server, if that website used PHP. The PHP organisation knew about this bug (because they were told) so they wrote a patch to fix it.

But again because we live in a world with these capable AI models, what happens is that when companies release a patch, people input the information about the patch into LLMs on their own to find out what the patch is fixing and this uncovers the exploit essentially.

Because PHP is on so much shit on the internet, there was a real concern that as soon as the patch was sent out by the PHP organisation, suddenly millions of websites would be vulnerable to being severely hacked (in the period of time between the patch being released and implemented). So a lot of websites voluntarily went offline themselves so they could update their PHP.

(also the specific vulnerability was leaked before PHP pushed their update and was indeed very serious. Here's a video of it being used to hack a bunch of websites one after the other: https://x.com/k_firsov/status/2112641845926989944)

>>225659997
really? what's that's ?

Have barely met any girls (post could end here wahey banter) who actually had a negative opinion of men
The internet really rapes your mind if you dont have a real social life to keep you grounded

>>225659974
TOTAL GRIGGER DEATH

Anglesey was a WARNING to all these griggers, we are coming for you!

Usually stuff like choking/degrading is instigated by the woman, at least it has been in my experience.

>>225660035
My experience too with your mum lol lmao

loads of normies hated that hotline bling song but i thought it was the best song drake had ever made at the time because it was at least different
wasn't a fan of it by any means, but still

>>225660011
shut up virgin

>>225660035
I had a gf that wanted me to choke her but I didn't really know what I was doing and tried to dig my thumbs into her windpipe like I'd seen on the telly but apparently you're supposed to just squeeze mostly from the sides with an even pressure

>>225660043
raaahh calm senpai, yh i deep it... i deep what you're sayin g

>>225660032
the proto gf was impressed that I had a tidy flat and could cook because she thought all men lived like slobs but I think that was due to having shitty exes

>>225660043
It's drakes 4th most streamed song with 1.8 billion listens

>>225660032
I've had two separate encounters with women where they both, spontaneously, mentioned how weird they found feminists.

>>225660043
really? what's that's ?

>>225660035
I've literally had 3 different women say they like to be choked during sex, one actually took her hand and put it on her throat lol and the animals have the audacity to say they should be treated equally to us

>>225660068
Did she like the pasta

>>225660069
im speaking anecdotally, every normie friend of mine disliked it

>>225660089
So your post boils down to 'my friends didnt really like hotline bling but i did'
Cant wait for your next post

can tell when a poster is lying about having sex so easily
completely reliant upon porn dynamics in their stories

>>225660088
difficult to say because she only ate about two thirds of it but I think so

>>225660043
found out about that song from than SNL thing where trump danced to it, mental how much more socially accepted he was before winning the first election, like he was a meme candidate

>>225660113
Did you shag?
Need the full update lad

you all seen that bloke who set himself on fire on livestream?

>>225660043
I think ode to joy is the best piece of music ever created and that drake should be shot in his half blood mutt skull, but I guess we all just have different tastes

what are some porns I can watch to help me learn what normal non-porn sex is like so I know in advance for when I have sex

I'm 33 now so surely I can't have much longer to wait until I too have sex and it will be good for me to know how to do it when the time comes

>>225660106
Is there any reason for you to be this nasty seriously? So I made a boring post, is that honestly such a crime that you deem it worthy of humiliating me? Do you feel better for having done so?
Just not a kind person are you, really?