roy edish
the women at work is about 45 and im 23 btw
>>225661792Start flirting with one
HR girl at work is so nice. She always remembers everyone's name and asks them how they're doing but I can tell she's just a genuinely kind and caring personShe's really peng as well. Literally a dream woman
Would rather have Bernards watch than the queen's nose or Williams wish Wellingtons. Could get up to all sorts of mischief with a time stopping device, but would probably end up using it to endlessly procrastinate from doing any tasks and also wank a lot
>>225661677For me it's when she spends the first day or two talking to me animatedly and excitedly then one day I go in and it's like a cold fog has descended, they look at me like a deer in the headlights, won't speak at all, and I know for sure one or more of my other coworkers have informed her "he's really weird, don't speak to him".it doesn't matter that we were speaking normally before. Once they know the rest of the group consider me a pariah that's me written off.
>>225661792then use her to practice talking to women
Pink Pony Club is an unironically good song and it pisses me off the singer is an annoying cunt
it's everything i could want from a football comic - and more!
what does it mean if a girl at work looks at you like this
>>225661819you'd go blind and then suffocate if you activated bernards watch
>>225661823ktim except im the one who is inexplicably cold and distant right after being bright and cheerful
this is what the car park looks like before a baseball match (they calls it a game) ok they just set up chairs and sit there
just don't even found the fact that im an incel amusing at all nowyears ago i could laugh because i had hope that one day a woman would reciprocate but now its evident im an actual genuine loser i feel sick to the pit of my stomachjust unbearable to be born an unlovable freak
>>225661812in my old job the HR/admin woman was a milf who was really sweet to me and even when I got made redundant she still sent me odd email asking if I was doing ok and if I'd found another job. Her husband was a lucky manoh and she always wore tight dresses in the summer too, cor
>>225661846she probably just wants it-support
Had a very lumpy fat painful poo this morning. Amazed there wasn't blood in the toilet
>>225661846that she's uncomfortable about being recorded on a coworker's personal phone
>>225661848You might but I wouldn't.
need a studentfm job
>My cousin is out eating curry, and what do I get? Guard duty
HRcord on a madone
>>225661886i specifically said you
>>225661846she's defo uncomfortable but she seems nice so she's trying to hide it a bit
>>225661893Yes but you're wrong I have magical protection
>>225661869they even recognise that the grass and tree parts are better so why don't they grow more of it
>>225661846that's a nervous "um stop filming me" face not a look of attraction
>>225661870entirely self-inflicted so sympathy from me
>i used to be an adventurer like you, then i took a phaal to the gut
>>225661823just stop being weird then weirdo
rorke the type of nigga to play gunlance
>>225661921thank you for having sympathy despite the fact you believe it is my faulttakes a mature man with real emotional depth to do that mate
>>225661920nah thats a im supposed to look goofy and verous but i really want to tear my top off and film porn on this lads phone
>>225661923Unc
>>225661939it was a typo
>>225661873good looking women as a rule should probably not be nice to males. Not for their safety it just fucks with your head, you know logically it doesn't mean anything but you want to believe it does.
>>225661900this would genuinely do bumbers on r/4chan
>>225661942stfu rorke
>>225661874>she wants itI can give it to her
Humankind cannot bear very much reality
haven't been in to the office in years, melooking at the women was one of the best things about it
bumbers
Once heard some colleagues tell the new hire "don't mind anon he means well" and that was before lockdown yet it still sticks with me because I don't know what they meant but I can tell in my gut it was an insult to me
>>225661961heh
>>225661969perfect form
>>225661972sc you've been done
>>225661969lovely office lady image there do you mind if I save that image?
>>225661972You are probably autistic and they were warning them to be kind and patient and to accommodate you.
>>225661969i enjoy imagining what their arseholes look like in this position and sometimes ponder the aroma
>>225661969>>225661991houndstooth and its consequences
there's a new hoejabi at work who's quite peng
>>225661991i sit like that
>>225661991cant even think how id get away with snapping a cheeky pic of the toiless while she's working on my mortgage or universal credit application
I'm left-handed and when I was 5 or 6 my teacher at school would make me write with my right hand then in my reports say that my handwriting was really bad and I had to practice handwriting then when I got a new teacher the next year and could go back to left-handed everyone thought it was the practice so nobody knew I had been basically abused that year
once had a from workmate who started speaking to me when it just me and him on a job together and at the end of the day he said 'you're genuinely sound mate, why are you quiet all the time' outright just admitted to him that i perceive myself as odd and worry about humiliating myself and he said 'dont worry about that you daft bastard, you're a right laugh' and then we became matesstill meet him for a pint on occasion
>>225662028>>225662036too much text ok
>>225661991it's all yours!
>>225661949women never realise this though. They don't understand what they do to men
>>225661991back in the day you could have a cheeky pat of that and nobody would think twice but couldn't do that now of course bcause of woke
>>225662028>>225662036excellent blogs
blogcord logging in
>bursts into the thread>rapes everyone>doesnt explain>leaves
>>225662051genuinely just fell in love with this womanim logging off for a bitcan't fucking take it
>>225662051spectacular that I'd love to get my face in there and suffocate to death
>>225662082gayest post so far
Fell asleep halfway through the first post. Add some subway surfer gameplay to the side next time
i have grown to hate all of you so so much
>>225662036bizarre made up story
iphone duo soon
I'm mostly quiet and non-confrontational at work but I'm still popular and not considered weird, you just have to be confident and own it I guess, don't think of it as a disability
cut my finger
iPhone trio soon
>>225662100we don’t ‘ like ’ you either !!!!!!
Being punk means having the same core values as the Conservative Party and JP Morgan but also being ugly
Good deal tbf
nick fuentes sucks cock and gets his arse fucked and drinks cum and takes cum facials and eats man arse and gets his arse eaten by menmental really
>>22566214075p a tin i believe
>>225662124wrong
>>225661972Most normies see well-meaning autistic lads like pets. You're this sort of naive, sexless, harmless childlike thing that exists in the workplace alongside them. They'll tolerate your presence but would never seek it out, would never consider you their equal, would never consider you a romantic prospect or someone to socialise with outside work. The normie will never show you their real self.It can be hard for a lot of autistic lads to notice or understand because on the face of it their coworkers will be polite to them, sometimes even nice. But the autistic doesn't understand that this is different from respect, the way normies respect one another. The normie sees the autist as this friendly, mildly disabled pet who will never be considered an equal and always exists on the lowest rung of the workplace hierarchy. The easiest way to notice it is to compare how normies at your work speak to you with how they speak to other normies. When they speak to one another they're being their authentic selves, being vulnerable, talking about their personal lives and adult matters. They will talk with a fluidity and emotional weight that never, ever comes up when they speak to you.
>>225662145>>225662140
whole cock needs coming off
Canslad here from the toilbuilding with the updateOld people are fucking retardsThank you for coming to my cans session
>>225662144What do you do for a living?
>>225662161wish you'd fuck off!
>>225661792pants down stick it in
did you know perk is short for perquisite? little bit of word knowledge there to help improve your knowledge and your day.
>>225662175fact
would genuinely love nothing more than to be a dominatrix's slavepreferably with a big arse that she uses to suffocate me
what do autistic people want from normal people
>>225662183grow up ffs big baby
>>225662175I might for about an hour if you ask nicely x
I have a couple traits myself but unfortunately my hobbies dictate that I have to associate with lots of neurodivergentsI'm probably more accommodating than most but genuinely some just need to have a fucking word with themselves
>>225662184yoghurt
>>225662171dolechad
bloke at work who started only a few months ago is already far chummier with everyone than I am nowI've been in my current job for a year
>>225662184To be treated as equals on the grounds that both autistics and normies are both human beings. Of course this is the one thing that normies cannot countenance under any circumstances because they consider autistic people to be beneath them.
>>225662184personally don’t want anything from normies, i’m not autistic enough for whatever dribble >>225662150 was peddling but not completely a normal man either tbf
>>225662100*mwah* kisses
theres a new king of the incel neets on the internet and his name is neo coom. i think you incel freaks should be aware of him
me pretending not to stare at the lasses at toil
>>225662221what does that mean what do you want what does that look like to you are you capable of giving the same treatment back
not having a big lunch because I don't want to spoil my appetite for this evenings curry x
>>225662150kek this is exactly how I see autists
>>225662221this and yoghurt
>>225662215banana
having a big lunch despite this evening's curry because I'm a grown man
>>225662240The age gap between Brad Pitt and Ines de Ramon is 29 years (Brad Pitt is 62 and Ines de Ramon is 33).nice
>>225662246s
We see you, CrodieYour troubles are miles awayWe see you, CrodieAnd in our eyes you'll stay
I want da punani. That would be fat.
fuller bust women don't need to suffer
>>225662281she looks pretty busted for 33
>>225662246it's like the 'artist' did half a picture then got their 8 year old to finish it
having a curry for dinner and a curry for tea
>>225662267banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie
>>225662301Japanese I hope
>>225662293shut up nigga *blows your head smoove off*
not having curry at all today
>>225662246the 9/10 supervisor caught me looking at her arse once and she just smirked and arched her back to give me a better lookpossibly the hottest moment of my entire life
>>225662311nah english (tikka masala)
>>225662301That’s what Michael Caine says daily
>>225662316good lad don't touch brown slop like that get some surströmming in you
>>225662314sccc
>>225662316could you please point to a single person in this thread that asked
>>225662323bizarre + made up
>>225662248If you read >>225662221 and >>225662258 you will have a better understanding.The problem is that normies deny autistic people the chance for a normal relationship or interaction. They basically deny autistic people's humanity.
Divine Proclamation of Finishing the Femoid Existence
>>225661969are lozza. we love her here
>>225662323your life is abyssmal
To the depressed lad in west scotland that wanted to do psychedelic drugs: cant you go on a stroll and harvest some mushrooms?
one of the lesser known micro-'micks
>>225662343don't really see what's so unbelievable about it
once caught a gay bloke looking at my arse and he hid it by pointing at a pen holder in front of me and saying 'what's that there'just walked away without acknowledging him
the truth is when autistics are given the chances to act normal they immediately fuck it up
off to throw some games in overwatch
>>225662372sounds like the delusion of a severely porn-sick mind
>>225662351autistic people and by association incels are evil and should be persecuted
>>225662368Me when I see a random Irish midget
>>225662394you'd be surprised at what happens in the real world if you ever left your bedroom
>>225662394she's a very confident and unreserved woman because of her looks, she makes sexual comments all the time as well
Sometimes wish my gf had proper chebs. Very Keira Knightley esque.
>>225662430does she at least have a nice arse to make up for it
>>225662430Dating a flat chested girl is like dating an asianJust signals to everyone that you've given up
the japanese have a word あたシコ which means woman who wants men to wank to her
how about this lads:absolute 10/10 hr manager at work called me in for a chatsaid, it is unacceptable for you to be walking around with that monster in your pants swinging around their unfucked'she stripped naked and rid my dick right there and then as everyone else watched through the windowswhen i nutted deep insider her she said 'you're so much better than my fucking husband'true story
>>225662467I believe this.
>>225662466>In online communities (especially among VTubers, crossdressers, or artists creating female avatars), it refers to a genre of self-produced erotic or suggestive content meant for self-gratification or self-appreciation.Tranny freak set yourself on fire
>>225662452Love Asians me. They’re an upgrade in my opinion
>>225662496gp
>>225662340
>>225662467And she had a penis and she goes by the online alias "Employed Woman"
>>225662467>ridScr
>>225662452My uncle says more than a mouthful is a wasteGranted it was about his knob but I think the same applies to breasts
>>225662467true story
having a cheeky lunchtime barbeque cos why not
virgins write erotica about HR women hour is it
>>225662316>>225662507
i saw the rorke "nigga" he twerked he ass
>>225662467yes mate my simple anecdote about a coworker being cool with me looking at her bum is comparable to a full on porn fantasytry logging off for a bit
>>225662467This sounds feasible
Outrageously bad mood bear todayHad to get out of the office and come for a walk or I'm liable to snap at the next person who annoys me (all other people)
>The four locations in the running to be UK City of Culture 2029>Blackpool>Sheffield>Milton Keynes>Wrexhamwish i could vote for all of them!
thank goodness we've got the yank here to explain jokes to us 90 seconds after we've all finished reading and understanding the original post
>>225662540You'll do nothing
>>225662533i said it was a true story, can you not read?
WOAH WAIT I just realised something, was 4chan down when the belgian flag does his morning OCD ritual? Imagine he couldn't post it
>>225662507you asked yourself did youschizo multiple personality tyler-durden type guy are you
absolutely nothing can make me care about this russell brand trial sorry
Need a plumber, anyone got a copy of the yellow pages and can look me up a number?
>>225662543Are any of there other than Sheffield cities? Wrexham probably larps as one
>>225662552roar they're so fucking awful aren't theywish they'd all fuck off
>>225662568poor lads anxiety must have been through the roof x
soyjak threads are shit its just a waiting room really
>>225662568he probably had such a catastrophic melty that he ended up in hospital or something
>>225662570it really isn’t that serious mate grow up
>>225662584The plumber you're after would be better found on Grindr haha
>>225662594ok
>>225662449why would someone put make up on their arse
scr he had to miss a day, wonder if he was pulling his hair out and got pissed off
>>225662574Hate the 'state opinion with an apology' habit that so many people have So pathetic just sat it with your chest>sorry but are we really going to do nothing about all these boats coming in?>i mean i'm sorry, i dont think it should be allowedGrow a pair
been enjoying this thread lads keep it uplaughed 3 individual times
>>225662613scream nun he cud do x
Will be having a kebab today with chips. This is the highlight of my week.Wouldn't mind getting vaporized by a nuclear bomb
>>225662496i've only ever heard it applied to women. not many trannies in japan. crossdressing cosplayers tend to be chinese
>>225662615bet you have nuanced opinions about joe rogan lol
>>225662615i dont care about your post (not sorry)
>>225662608nah fucking do one you actual microbe
>>225662643Sorry but am i supposed to be offended by that?
>>225662643genuinely don't understand what this post is implying
>>225662585yes all of them are mate its the CITY of culture comprende?
>>225662660apology accepted
back of the knee maybe
>>225662672don't worry about it
Coworker with a fiance was clearly into meWould catch her looking at me in the office all the time and shed get really flirty on work drinksShe's on mat leave nowShould be my baby in there.
he was 25 in this picture
never been invited out to any works drinks, or added to any works groupchatsI'm autistic you see
Pleasant afternoon and squirrel central today
propaganda working well. everyone please stay focused on le small boats do not talk about “legal” immigration
my dad genuinely actually literally did fuck a manager in her office after hours and ended up getting her pregnant while she was married and he was with mumberg
australia doesnt have squirrels so to them it's an exotic animal that they take pictures of abroad
>>225662496This is not quite right but it's not entirely wrong>>225662466Bit more nuanced than that but yeahAlso sometimes used to describe women in real life who make conscious choices in order to attract the male gazeStuff like accentuating cleavage or wearing no bra so you can make out their nipples
>>225662751He sounds like a horrid cunt
>>225662751Based, what did mumberg say
>>225662742squirrels are a bit of contentious issue round here lad keep your voice down
>>225662751oh
>>225662735fags and drinking makes you age like shit
>>225662751in what context did this come to light?
very believable story since he wrote genuinely actually literally all at once
>>225662745Watching all 1 hour, 17 minutes and 32 seconds of it
>>225662759His wife was probably neglecting him emotionally, he had no choice he felt like he was in a prison
>>225662759he's a good dad, but he claims to be a sex addict>>225662763left him
>>225662751did he ever shag her up the arse?
aren't all organisms on earth essentially sex addicts
>>225662804err no
>>225662804not me i've never had sex
>>225662776The mother of my half-brother noticed how much he looked like dadberg and the guilt eventually overwhelmed her and she confessed to her husband and eventually a dna test confirmed it.My half-brother is 10 now and looks exactly like I did at that age lol.
>>225662757No sheeps in america is thereThe average yank has never encounter a lamb chop or pondered whether to have the bhuna or the rogan josh
>>225662815this is unheard of
the rogan josh experience
>>225662818Grim to find out that even in most of europe they don’t really consume much lamb.
>>225662820bizarre and concerning post
genuinely imagine your wife being pregnant from another manmust be insanely fucking bleak to find that outhorrible
>>225662818>a woman felt so guilty about making her man raise another man's child after an extramarital affair that she told the cuckold, out of sheer guiltThis is by a large margin the least believable part of the story.
biggus dickus
>>225662844good idea for a hit youtube channelmeet up with a conspiracy theorist over a massive curry
>>225662854Here's what we know
>>225662844scr
might kill myself but the opposite
>>225662861There's no recoveringWtf are you meant to do bin her, keep going to work and come home to an empty house?
lamb is too paki-coded for my tastes
>>225662862that's what she said, it might be possible he noticed the boy looks nothing like him and kept bringing it up or something i don't know
>>225662874why are they like this? all they know is be fat and eat burger
>>225662889bin her off and get some slag at work pregnant instead
>>225662861think I would just walk out and never return, move to part of the country or something
>>225662862>large marginread this and imagined a bbw marge simpson lol
>>225662879A man lives two lives, the first unwillingly and the second willingly
>>225662893Over there they eat mutton instead
gay rorke
weird how duck and rabbit are tarq meats
There are no Americans called Gemma
>>225662862When was the last time you had a conversation with a woman?Incels are like american 'let me tell you about your country' posters but with women
>>225662910poultry is more popular than beef cattle is just the majority over sheep/lamb probably because it's more cost efficient to do here vs other placeshow someone thinks sheep dont even exist here is genuinely weird
might have a massive melty about people who don’t drink coffee the way i do
I feel sorry for the lad, imagine finding out you exist because your mum cheated on her husband.
Harry Brook has gone berserk lads. 200 runs off 114 balls.
>>225662894>>225662948Put yourself in the mind of a woman who cheats on her man and let's another man fuck her, ejaculate inside her, and then carries this other man's baby to term and has her original husband raise the other man's baby. Does this seem like the sort of person who would feel respect for her husband? Who would feel guilt about her actions towards him? Note that I'm not saying there's no context in which such a cuckold husband finds out. I'm saying specifically that it is completely implausible that the wife would tell him 10 years down the road out of guilt. She might tell him out of spite. She might tell him after a messy divorce. But she'd never tell him out of guilt. Because she doesn't feel any.
Yorkshiremen at the gay club say shit like 'ayup back on't bussy, ee by gum'
a branch moving in the wind outside my window keeps making me flinch
Having pheasant and chips for tea
moving to the middle east to frolic among the 'sheeds and heebs
the other day at toil for some crazy reason I was in the staff room and then 2 girls came in and it developed into a 3some blowjob then literally all 30 other girls came in and I had a massive orgy with all the girls at toil. mad really.
Right well that's BE posts brought up for no reason, not posting in old threads is heIt's really weird that he started posting it in old threads
>>225662985You need to put yourself in the vagina of a woman, desperately
>>225662978He's a mong, but he crickets well
>>225662945Duck is hardly a tarq meatNow goose? That's a tarq meat
>>225662961About 20 times as many cattle in america than sheepAnd think how much more meat you get off a cow too
>>225663008>Duck is hardly a tarq meatyes it is you mong
>>225663004He must be seething that the jannard cucked his main hobby
>>225663006stff (sent that freak flying)
>>225662999happened to me last week mate
>>225663006br
>>225663004he posts on the old as to not get reported
>>225663018I eat duck all the time and I'm far from tarq
bit mental how you have to prove you're not a minor to watch porn on most sites now, it's like 1984 or something
>>225663032yeah? always mad when it happens
just received an email
I deserve love and affection despite being a horrible ugly freak
>>225663018They sell duck rolls in Lidl lolGuess the wraps and sandwiches in there are Tarquin>>225663029And nobody wants to see his posts
nobody:rorke: let's get roiiiiiight into the newsss!
>>2256630381984 is it rorke?
>>225663061HOLY SHIT what does it say??
>>225663062Unfortunately those two things are not given out on the basis of who deserves them, they are given out in order of shagability
jack nicholson because like a nw4 at 25 and then stopped balding for 40 years
ms leffiepaul the HR lady letting me study her hindquarters
>>225663080Important: Upcoming maintenance for Clip Studio services
>>225663091>stopped balding for 40 yearshe just didn't feel like it anymore
>>225663091ktimf (kek that is my future)
if real that lads dad is kind of based if lowkey evil tooimagine the thrill of busting raw into married snatch corr
someone ask claude to discover a cure for baldness
>>225663100Reply to them and ask if they want to be friends
Toilberg won't reply to my WFH requests the bastard.
shagged an Indian communist tonight and as she was leaving she told me who to vote for
>>225663076>They sell duck rolls in Lidl lolfilled with abattoir floor scrapings. cheap caviar also exists.
>>225663038I won't believe they give a shit about kids until they ban kids from owning smart phones with fines for parents or force phone manufacturers to provide for-kids versions of their operating systems which only allow access to approved websites and apps, both of which are entirely possible and would be far more effective than age verification.
>>225663091he's genuinely so cool looking
>>225662820
>>225663124bizarre
>>225663140hope you get syphilis
>>225663140Good job lad just get yourself tested sounds like she throws that bhuna around
>>225663142Omd rorke you're down so bad I bet your parents "pranked" you with fake Christmas presents or something
mfw shaggin an indian bird and she goes "please come again"(got no pictures on this computer so pretend i've posted one)
>>225663159we love our sheep, don't we folks
>>225663159sheep game on lock
>>225663162>>225663172she actually asked me when I last got tested and I lied x
calling catberg ugly (he is very ugly ok)
If you have never ejaculated inside of a woman without a condom you are still a virgin
>>225663159Polish and German people have never even seen a sheep
>>225663038so fucking annoying to have to constantly turn the vpn on and then off because it's range banned here or for other geoblocked stuff and fucks up google searches because it thinks im in poo peeland
>>225663140This is really what communists do
>>225663159sheep game on flock
i lost my v card to an indian girl at unifirst interaction we had was sitting in one of the study rooms at the library and she was particularly fixated on my forearm hair and kept stroking it
>>225663178i accept your concession
>>225663190would you let mousey work in your stable?
>>225663186They post the tests to your house get it done lad
>>225663201this is true. a trip to the welsh countryside is a baffling experience for a german
>>225663223Horseberg will be raped
>>225663204they can't resist a true blue Rorke
I want a woman to idly stroke my forearm hair more desperately than I want sex
>>225663215JUST ENJOY THINGS
>>225663208s
>>225663249>>225663249>>225663249
>>225663159right what the fucks going on in sardinia
>>225663223no i wouldn’t, wouldn’t even be him anywhere near the stable the weird freak
>>225663159We give over vast quantities of land to sheep (roughly 22% of farmed land, according to George Monbiot) and don't get much (just over 1% of UK calories + wool) in return for the level of destruction they wreak on the countryside. The entire industry is unprofitable and propped up by subsidies.We're essentially paying to subsidise swarms of woolly locusts that strip our countryside bare.
