roy edish
got bowed legs to be honest lads
sup
>>225667619malaponte seeing this and realising r is fairly close to g and interpreting this thread as a covert personal attack
>same OP that's posted a hundred times>can't see the first 2 posts as they're filteredwhy do you just post the same shite over and over
repeat after me:"El perro es bueno"
when was the last time you saw something truly mad
>sdmit
>>225667667makes you seethe
>>225667673uno beero for pavor
>>225667673
>>225667673SAUSAGE EGG AND CHIPS POR FAVOR
>>225667676the tranny who set himself on fire with a boner
>>225667636
leftypol learning gender neutral spanish
>>225667694reckon he thought it was a gay horse
>>225667676saw a pigeon do a back flip last month no joke
>>225667706the perfect accompaniment to mates and mental health
Patagonia looks nice
>larpbro has never been to a hardware store wtf
>>225667676braldley walsh sucking a golf balls
Clear distinction between us higher minds of /brit/ focusing on self-development with languages and those feeble minded fools stuck watching cartoons.*runs off to my Spanish lesson*
>Red Poppy Produced by the Royal British Legion, to whom all the proceeds go to, in order to support British military veterans.It was created in 1921, and is a symbol of remembrance for ALL British soldiers from WW1 onwards.Various other Commonwealth nations have their own equivalent red poppies.>White Poppy Introduced in 1926 by pacifists (most of whom were themselves British veterans of WW1), first mass produced by the Co-operative Women's Guild in 1933.Now produced by the Peace Pledge Union who use the funds to promote anti-war efforts.It represents all victims of war, on all sides, military and civilian.Worn by those who believed the Red Poppy is often used to glorify war, and by others who don't want to indicate a specific rememberence for *all* post-WW2 British soldiers, given some killed civilians and committed war crimes both in Ireland and further abroad.>Purple PoppyCreated in 2006 by Animal Aid in remembrance of all the animals who have died in wars since WW1.Money raised goes to the War Horse Memorial, which cares for horses used by the military, and to other charities supporting animals used by the military.>Black PoppyCreated in 2010 by the Black Poppy Rose Organisation, represents all ethnic minority soldiers who died fighting for Britain from WW1 onwards.Used predominantly by Black and Brown people who feel underrepresented by the Red Poppy alone, and who believed some people co-opt the meaning of the Red Poppy for political reasons.The money goes to the The West Indian Association of Service Personnel, which is a charity supporting all ethnic minority British veterans.
he's filtered the word bowed
>>225667732the cheadlean alps
Got a pen that is so nice i just want to write things all day
>>225667673"Las Malvinas son Chilenas"
wonder what became of the egirls i used to wank to when i was a zoomer back in the early 2010s, reckon they must all be walled up roasties by nowthis was back when girls used to get their baps and twats out for nothing more than good old fashioned attention, instead of all trying to get you to subscribe to their onlyfans. those were the days lads
>>225667756on the hunt for the karate kid
>>225667676
>>225667756torsomaxxing
i filter every single word i see used on /brit/cant stand reposts can i
>>225667742what about people who watch cartoons to learn a language
will update you all on goings on with roy next week. that gun looks like it could spell trouble for old racey!
>>225667787can't park there mate
>>225667787why has he gone and done that then?
About to dig in
>>225667798What words left in the dictionary have you not filtered yet
lots of middle class I know who, when they swear, are very soft with consonantslike their mum could be around the corner kekremember making my uni mate genuinely flinch when I said cunt clearly and loudly lol
>>225667821unironically the worst meal ever posted on here
3 (You)s
*clicks fingers*OI MANUEL?
>>225667821why are you allowed to post portrait images but I can’t
gay porn howl
just had a wank, going for a poo, then a shower, then another wank, top tier night inx
>>225667725Well one out of three isn't bad
>>225667821wouldn't feed my compost bin that
>>225667838some very antiquated slurs
>>225667879do you take all your clothes off before your pre shower shit
>>225667821could probably get the turner prize if you sent this to a museum (this post satirisies the state of the art world today)
>>225667838crepuscular
>>225667846*washes your mouth out with a bar of soap*
>>225667897depends how cold the bathroom is, probably not this time
here we are then
>>225667811didn't want to do hurdletoil that day
am I a chump for wiping before a shower? not doing it just feels wrong, am I psyoped?
we are the umpops umpops umpops we are the umpops
>>225667922he not allowed
>>225667913diurnal
>>225667945profoundly umpoppy
>>225667924it is so liberating like a retvrn to natvre
>>225667922That meal would possibly kill that dog, or at least give it the shits for days.Dogs are not humans. It's animal cruelty.
>>225667915SAUSAGE EGG AND CHIPS POR FAVOR GARKON
>>225667937if you don't like rooting around a shitty arse in the shower then it's up to youdo sometimes come out the shower with smelly fingertips so I get it
>>225667915ktim
>>225667967no haras nada.
wearing my umpoppy
>>225667915mental how unfunny he is and how much rightoids glaze him
might watch a filum tonight, after my ssw
going native
going to have a shower then make a quick stir fry with a glass of wine or two and then it's off to bed with me cos i'm tired.
>>225667986hanson mentioned
there's a lad stranded in the old thread, must have it filtered
>>225668003>sswsuper small willy
leftypol wearing his hufflepuff pin on rebemnerance day
got the day off toil on the morrow, might go see that new ali g film
remember eggmong?
>>225668019right well that's just rude
>>225667738you said "construction"but yeah i wasn't thinking about hardware, which is just both since we get so much stuff from the US
>>225668017and who is this elderly young man?
rorke, on his thinkpad from his childhood bedroom: all non-whites must be exterminated including childrenrorke, on the bus sat next to a bame talking to his mate on loudspeaker: ...
>>225668015nga filtered roy
>>225667907an admirable attempt however the 2025 Turner Prize winner Nnena Kalu has, ever since her victory, placed the whole subject beyond satire
On the train
>>225668039what do you think construction is done withdo you not know anyone who has ever built something have you never looked for a studcmon
mid 40s leftydad replying to elon on twitter
>>225668044dunelm'd us
>>225668044ktiiiim
>>225668044scr
>>225668025Yeah I bet that'll be good
Mumberg has announced that she will NOT be buying Quality Street at Christmas this year as a protest at the size of the tubs now.
>>225668024Nothing wrong with being a hufflepuff Objectively the best house
6 (You)'s this thread, 4 not including self-replies to get some engagement going
>>225668048indeed
egg
made polite smalltalk with the fittest woman at toil, maybe i won't kill myself tonight
>>225668087>as a protest at the size of the tubs nowthat's not a nice thing to call you
>>225668092gotta give a little to get a little *daps you up*
>>225668119careful not to wank yourself to death
>>225668121scrrrr
>>225668067>do you not know anyone who has ever built something yeah, but why would i ever ask them if their materials come in imperial or metric>have you never looked for a studno because all my walls are concrete
>>225668087she wants tubs to lose a bit of weight does she, tubs?
>>225667619I wish I was as cool as my brother he got to go college while I just did drugs in a national park btw lsd in the woods is a bad idea
>>225668119Get close enough to her that you can smell her hair
>>225668067>have you never looked for a studno but his missus has
>>225668087i stand with her
>>225667984Need a gf
>>225668155doing lsd in the woods is much cooler than spending money to go to school
>english cricket
need a bf
truth be told im really not arsed about life
Totally arseing my life up but it sort of doesn't matter because my parents are multi millionaires and I already have a personal seven figure net worth
>>225668119you know women are polite to everyone right?
Ok, I get it, this is fun
fart
Absolute doughnut stood at the crossing but she hadn't pressed the button to make the man turn greenPressed it for her and she was still so in her own world that she almost didn't realise the lights had changed colour
What if you died from a heart attack from wanking too much because you're a porn addiction bastard freak and then your family finds your dead corpse with the porn tabs still open and your knob out eh?Never considered that did you so maybe quit the pornography and go cultivate a real skill or hobby x
>>225668141bizarre
>>225668227you met an npc
>>225668215Is that a vga cable?
>>225668197Are you a girl? In Scotland? Hi
the 'stume
>>225668228finna bust
>>225668228my pc would go into standby before anyone found me
OCD has ruined the lives of hundreds of /brit/ postersSad really
>>225668215what's the zinc for?
want some crisps
>>225668261all me
No fit girls at toilSick of it
>>225668227her brain tumour just metastasized
>>225668262You should be taking zinc ANYWAY niggaNext youll be telling me you dont take vitamin d
>>225668228Oh see but what I do is leave my phone or laptop on battery so if this happens it does not long after I do>>225668262Erection dysfunction
funny feeling when much younger relatives completely lifemog youfunny funny
enjoying a sprite zero sugar
there was once a proper thick arsed bint at my old work who had absolutely massive arse and thighs and tits without really being fatand my cock was rock solid every time i saw heralso had a nice sweet pretty face and was always smilingshe left after a few months
they shall not go bald
tummyberg is making all sorts of odd noises
>>225668297Buy a diary nigga
>>225668300that sugarless motherfucker, it's the last fucking drink you're ever gonna have
why they always have that smug face
I genuinely have OCD and hate it though
>>225668342several of these aren't smug
>>225668342these are different facial expressions
better to arse something up than have something up your arse
the afternoon read
boycott divest sanction masochism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBU-BV-g-fA
>>225668342literally who are any of these people
>>225668342none of those look smug
>>225668352Self diagnosed to shit some literal nothingburger out whenever someone tells you to stop shitting up the thread
>>225668342the billionaires' worst nightmare
if you watch early lemmy interviews he could be very talkative and quite funny but even in middle age you could tell he started becoming quite down and always gave very simple answers to questions
>>225668342>autistic friendless kissless virgin neet doesn't understand facial expressions
>>225668342Don’t know these people
>>225668415
>>225668397miss him so much bros
>>225668415>jarvis blow up her air fryer
>not knowing who ash ishow new
yes rorke? you have something to say?
anyone tried new maccies wings then?
>>225668429a legend \m/
Spend a lot of time trying not to think about it
>>225668397he went like that after she turned the weans against him
>>225668378https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn9cag6Qrcs
getting some odd youtube recs
>>225668450pokemon trainer niggas be like
heatherhon
>>225668190I mean is doing LSD in a national park really that cool? I hated community college and work which is why I thought about either blowing my brains out or going on a lotr style journey with other fuck ups
>>225668382how do you not know ash sarkar, notable queen of /brit/
>>225668451It's so mentalIt's all so mental
>>225668397long term drug use can permanently fuck up your mood
Always laugh at Englishrunts saying “MacDonalds”. Where’s the fucking A you illiterate retard?!?!
>>225668476corr imagine how smelly her fanny is trapping all that sweat
>>225668451is that james bachman
>>225668476she's hideous but has bengali cannons
>>225668451what an absolutely hench cunt
>>225668476>Englishwhere in england are there people who look like her?
>>225668397He's not fae yoker!
just had one of those shooting pains in your chest that make you prepare for the end
for me, it's CTC's verse on the 2013 cypher
>>225668483trans people exist. get over it
>>225668463Survival is any good pilot's win condition.
>>225668465mine are very standard
>>225668470how mew
baited
>>225668535>queer legacy of bbcomds
I'm a 30 year old virgin and will stand for it no longer.Booked myself in for a proper good session of getting raped and tortured by this half Chinese half White dominatrix lass in Nottingham.We've already had a casual meet up and coffee to go over ground rules and what our limits and safe words are and so she could check I appeared normal and sane that she's comfortable with to take me as a client and I'm okay with her too.Session will be next Friday and I'm already feeling nervous, I'll go into the dungeon she's going to be wearing latex and will tie me up and spank me, slap me, call me a useless pig, spit on me and in my mouth, make me drink her piss, then peg me, and afterwards we'll have a post session cuddle and cool down.£450 per hour and it's two hours so it'll be £900.
>>225668527It's so mental
>>225668560park life!
Sherlock was always a faggot programme made for tumblrinas
>>225668535can tell you're a twat if we met irl i'd have to be nice and humour you but its anonymous so i can say you're a twat x
right well I'm off to the paki shop
>>225668560
>>225668342These are all different people with totally different faces and totally different politics to each other.Think you're a schizo pal.
have to be careful about seeing anything sexy because i'll get a boner easily but a boner will be painful because i've wanked too much and my willy is battered
never been this popular beforedon't like it desu
>>225668560You can just get regular girls to do this to you on the daily if you want
>>225668584erm you can't say that rorkeit's the BAME shop
>We've already had a casual meet up and coffee to go over ground rules and what our limits and safe words are and so she could check I appeared normal and sane that she's comfortable with to take me as a client and I'm okay with her tooImagine overhearing that conversation
People laughing at me idk why :(
Reminder that sex work isn’t work.
>>225668560what a beautiful introduction to lovemaking
>>2256685962012 messi numbers
need to wash upshould have done it last nightand who do i have to blame? nobody other than myself
>>225668560feel like you've skipped a few steps here in the sexual exploration pipeline
>>225668373that's what I like to call my micropenis
>>225668562ye so is life in general get over it you freak rorke
>>225668596i didn’t give you permission to take a screenshot of me
>>225668615Unless you're a dog >:)
every time I wake up now I smile because I know I’m one day closer to gta 6
toil has introduced pulling a bharv for when you misgender someone
>>225667619HeheRoy
>erm.... y... yes... i want to drink your... erm.. wee, please... if that's alright...
>>225668656this but the grave
mcdonalds mcdonaldskentucky friend chickenand pizza hut
>>225668656don’t enjoy new video games, only play the ones i got before age 16
>>225668576if you're the sort of person who thinks they could judge another human being based on their youtube recommendations then that does very much seem like a you problem
impossible to walk about london and see them and then some of the other them at about 3pm and imagine the first them using their oily chocolate cervix crushers on them
and i'm not dying and i can't losei can't lose, no i can't lose causei can't leave it to you
Imagine being an Amazon delivery driver and you have to deliver packages every 15 minutes between like 5PM to 7PM and every 15 minutes it ticks up and if it reaches 7PM or whatever the ending time is you die, for minimum wage o algo
Black women go crazy for white boys but you're unwilling to find out x
I'm sexist racist ableist ageist homophobic fatphobic transphobia hateful
>>225668680is there a single thing remaining that the left haven't fucking ruined
big if true
>>225668711Theyre ugly and most wear plastic wigs
>>225668711i live in rural scotland how am i supposed to find out
>>225668680punk has very much never been "all twats are allowed at my gigs"it has very much always been if you come to my gig and piss off my friends that youre going to get hit
>>225668723noreminder that the left is mostly run by people who enjoyed school and wanted to be teachers
>>225668680Right well that's black people doing "afro" punk isn't it. You see, they have afros so that's what punk is when they do it and they want to do it and they have afros. Pwned
>>225668680>>225668723Did you miss what punk is about? Or are you being ironic?
umpoppingtons
>>225668711never seen a single attractive black girl in the fleshnot a one
>>225668601regular girls aren't dominant and you bloody well know that
Hi all I just woke from an eight year coma. Is rape acceptable yet?
>>225668738very glasgow school of art coded post this
>>225668752i've seen loads so that's you done
rorke does a transphobia and thinks hes doing punk
>>225668734Hey why dont you go out and harvest shrooms if glasgows too far of a trek to buy drugs?
>>225668734Edinburgh ig
>>225668342one reason facial expressions appear inauthentic is when they practice them to be perceived by onlookers, especially in photos/video, rather than using their facial expressions naturally to reflect their own state of mind or communicate with the people they are notionally talking to.it's not confined solely to politics, but a certain type (Starmer and Burnham are very representative) furrow their brows to look like they're thinking deeply, but raise and tilt their eyebrows outwards to make it look like they're pleading and exasperated instead of the domineering connotations that positive canthal tilt has
>>225668711And dogs go crazy for chocolate but you can't spread it on your body and let them lick you (this is you "raping" nowadays)
>>225668752i have but i wont tell you where
>>225668774not if you want to be punk
punk is a movement from the seventies who cares might as well argue about who's a real teddy boy
Did a big shop there, should last me about three weeks. Came out to about £40. Mad how cheap living is. Apart from all the shite that's getting more expensive like houses n McDonalds n that.
>>225668749punk being leftist was a narrative constructed by marxist critics in nme who ignored oi!
>>225668749sid vicious used to walk around with a swastika on and would probably just headbutt the kind of modern lefty pussy that thinks their punk then call them a faggot
i just know if i was a girl my minge would be rotten
Nobody: Leftypol (Jews, literally): racemix
snogging my nan
>>225668807>big shop>£40thats like one bag of shopping
>>225668680funny they never mention classism
>>225668799for me it’s dandies
>>225668807how have you got 3 weeks worth of food and booze for that
/brit/posting is punk
I was born too late into a world that doesn't careOh, I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair
>>22566871152% chance they've got an STD btw
>>225668818This is also illegal. :)
>>225668807thats my daily booze budget
going to order the curry v soon, can't bloody wait x
computer addiction ruined my life
>>225668814nobody:leftypol: racemixrorke:mousegod:rorke's da:rorke:andy burnham: brand new lamborghini fuck a cop car
>>225668764You can tell the types that are likely to be and even the ones that arent will often be fine trying it out to either experiment or just to please youIf a girl is attracted to you and enjoys sex there's a lot you can explore
>>225668852i'm also having curry but mine is just reheated from the weekend
>>225668823they genuinely aren't socialistsmodern leftists do not care about any of thatthey'll vaguely talk about 'access' and 'programs' but they are not socialists beyond learning a few buzz phrases
told the proto-gf she swears too much
>>225668825I don't drink. So it's just loads of meat I'll freeze and spuds and rice and beans and a few snacky stuff. Not like I'm feeding a family.
>>225668863>Mousegod Idolatry is a sin
>>225668872"leftism" is explicitly socialism and communismwhatever youre talking about isnt the left
Go to a punk (hardcore, crust, anarchist, whatever but not pop punk bs) gig and try wearing or saying anything political that isn't leftist and you are like to be knocked the fuck out.I know rightoids like to pretend they're hard men and the left is soft but you're mistaken if you don't recognise there's an (albeit very small) group of hard left wing men who look like gammons too and are just as hard, extreme and violent as any NF skinheads, only in an anti-racist, communist, anarchist direction.
>>225668857ktim
>>22566880721 days of food63 mealsLess than 65p per mealOver 1000kcal per £ spentYoure just a liarA liar
>>225668868lies. i will never find my punchfu gf who likes to hit my face & stomach with her cute hands
>>225668890>Android phone call song Beedododuboop...dudududududududoop
in care homes they force the carers to lick patients bumholes clean
>>225668887leftism is child genital mutilation and race communism nobody is a dialectical materialist anymore and the 95% of the "working class" holds welfare jobs gifted to them because the elites don't want to make a mess killing them off
>>225668890But not you though lmaoLeftists always fantasise that someone else has power its pathetic
i spend about £50 a week and i dont even eat meat
>>225668868I feel like a girl can't just pretend to be "dominant", it would come across as comical if they weren't already that way inclined, like imagine a cute little ting trying to boss you around it doesn't work
>>225668811Yeah he did it for shock value not because he was Nazi you daft prick. Besides the Sex Pistols were a chart topping BBC-friendly industry plant and Sid wouldn't headbutt anyone because he's dead from abusing heroin.
am an incel ok
>>225668868Yeah me too but with a gf, because I have no real fetishes except pet stuff and rape. If they wanted to be a dog or horse I would experiment
>try wearing or saying anything political that isn't leftist and you are like to be knocked the fuck out.
>>225668941Very confident about shit you don't know
>>225668887I'm not a definitions mong, the vast majority of people who call themselves the left today entirely care about social issues and nothing more.Socialism and leftism are not synonymous, but you don't actually read history so you have to rely upon jargon and definitions.
rip
>>225668939Outright lie.My poor grandad was forced to eat the ass of his pinoy nurse EVERY FUCKING NIGHT.
>>225668949I'm aware he wasn't actually a nazi but he liked to shock and offend people while modern punks are terrified to even misgender a troon
>>225668912Nah you can >>225668947They can
back from the gym lads
>>225668996god I wish that were me
>>225668939Wish I had learned helplessness and was drugged and mindraped into being in a home for a gf and she acted like this but I don't know where to find this so can't
>>225668981Camden sainsburys7pmCome gain a clue
>>225669011whatever you say. next you'll tell me futanari are real
>>225668947>like imagine a cute little ting trying to boss you around it doesn't workCringe ebonics but some small ones definitely can do this
>>225669059Nah they aren'tA pro tip is to go for alternative looking girls, much higher rate of incidence
>>225669034your shorts are a wee bit tight mate
saffron walden, the alley behind the oriental cottage8pmcome and fucking get it
>>225669034That's a meaty cock!
>>225669116>>225669116>>225669116
Drank a carton of iced coffee and forgot like I forgot this happened last time until 6 hours later I start getting a fast heartbeat and in panic mode and I start dry sweating (my pores opened)
>>225667821Nice one mate, I treated myself to a little takeaway After this I'll get tucked up in bed and have 4 large cans of lager and a puff on the weed vape
>>225669073if some 5'3 shrill voiced skinny girl tried to order me to worship her I'd lose my boner and start laughing
>>225669127EARLYTHIS IS TOO EARLY
poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>225669108I got salmonella from there ended up on IV liquids coz I couldn't stop throwing up and shitting
>>225669145What if she screamed it at you or something idk I'm not a domineering girl
>>225668810>Oi>Nicola Vincenzo "Nicky" Crane (21 May 1958 – 7 December 1993) was an English neo-Nazi. He came out as gay before dying from an AIDS-related illness in 1993.[1][2]
>>225668957ok ktim
