tits edish
titties
>>225669104yeah downside is they've probably got BPDi'd rather stay within my safe bubble of stagnant isolation for nowneed to furnish the gaff anywaycan't go getting a physically abusive gf with no sofa
prefer indian (feather) to indian (red dot)
Eggs are 20p why would he lie63p per meal
if a woman knew my entire past before dating me they wouldn't make it to the end of cringe stuff they could cope out of
what’s the happs, peeps!!!!
Might larp as a schizo for a laugh
leftypoo havin a little tizzy in that last thread
>>225669164to get attention the answer is always to get attention
tummyberg still going nuts
no one actually enjoys the taste of beer, or the experience of being drunk after 30you're just desperately chasing the carefree feeling of youth
the cheapest energy drink per ml as recommended by chap gpt
>>225669168Someone is lying about spending £40 on three weeks of food£1.90 per dayWhy would he lie
>>225669183don't believe youbeen going there for literal decades with no problems
Right time for me to log off 4chan before i spend the entire afternoon chasing a buzz I know I won't get without extreme gooning
>>225669168rorke's bought a plane ticket to iransays he's gonna end the war and give the shah a straightenerall bollocks, of course
>>225669202
>>225669208These taste like shit
done my washing up
how old were you lads when you did your first wank?
i hate the taste of water
what one is better? uber eats, just eat or deliveroo?
The current shopping list
>>225669202cope
>>22566924630
>>225669202wrong I enjoy both but can't do either anymore because of overindulging too much for one life already
trying to fathom the specimens going to punk shows in 2026
>>225669192100% she'd beat the shit out of you if you asked her
>>225669233like all energy drinks then
>>225669255tinned toms!
You can't get or maintain a boner and need a piss at the same time. Even if you get hard you won't be able to cum so it gets boring. That's just psychology
>>225669251all support the replacement of the white english race and should not be used by patriots
The Albertan People's Republic has requested military aid from the USA to demilitarise and denazify the Carney junta in Ottawa.
>>225669255tortilla wraps - will your or won't you? who knows? what exciting times
>>225669251deliveroo has the most availablity ubereats delivery fees are the most expensive
>>225669192we hate her
>>225669255add 'a clue'
do you like dill?
>>225669266Lefties trying to convince themselves they have any semblance of edge
Love love love when he posts the tinned tomatoes
that's the curry ordered, didn't go for bhajis in the end because don't want to be a fatlad
>>225669313what curry
>>225669303dill i ever!!!
>>225669280it literally feeds the white race. that keeps them alive fertile and shagging
>>225669256how is it cope, grim alkie mong?
Get 800 wit
>>225669313TYFSTROWEG
>>225669271monster mango is nice
Rorke cooking his own rice when he orders a curry
>>225669221mentioned it before because it's realhttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/224401457/#224401690
>>225669278I literally wake up every morning and piss out of a fully erect penis
>>225669295basedhate that fat hapa
>>225669321having no mates to go to the pub with
reminiscing about some of my classic posts over the years
>>225669333kek I had a feeling this convo happened before, do you actually live in Walden then lad?
>before drinking and smoking >depressed, miserable and suicidal in bed all day >started drinking and less suicidal and miserable and in bed all day >stopped drinking and smoking and now I’m even more depressed miserable and suicidal Fucking grim
>>225669352You have to believe that to cope with your own alcoholism.>everyone who doesn't drink is boring and saidextremely transparent mate, you don't need to poison yourself to socialise
>>225669315lamb bhuna x
White fertility would increase if:>Furries >Cars>Inflatables>Thomas the tank engine
2023/2024 /brit/ was so good
>>225669399nobody said that
>>225669403
>>225669354forgot all mine due to the excessive drug and alcohol use
*Lick's lip's.*.
White fertility is when nonwhites stay in their own shit country
>>225669420
>>225669418any hook to escape reality
bbc warning about cyber attacks from russia for the last 30 fucking years
>>225669375Not me, noMy nan used to live there
Police officers should be when drink drivers have a 3 month provisional police escort drink driving for their drunk driving license
>>225669255corr would love some msg
>>225669476ok
Actually quite attractive once I’ve had a haircut. It’s a mystery how I’m still a virgin at my big age
>>225669476based
>>225669482Men wish they was this cute (tolerable) when doing this
>>225669489you HTN ?
chuds still need to he told this?
glod
thought i was bi for ages then did the gay sex with another lad who also thought he was bi and could smell the poo mid shagwhen my knob slipped out it looked like it was covered in melted snickers
>>225669516well that mental image is going to be stuck with me for life
>>225669501Dunno what that means
>>225669516Fat cunt
>>225669516this never happened. you're just a gay incel posting his weird wank fantasy
i think you'll find that women do poos too
>>225669533would love to watch her drain a gang of bwc cockney thugs
>>225669505lol
>>225669560um
none of this happened, you’re but a fiction of my imagination you see
don't like how I literally have nothing to do in my worthless incel lifeNIGGA!
>>225669552they also have a hole that's evolved to take penis comfortably and healthily
>>225669533PoзoвaяПaнтepa
>>225669552this has been debunked
>>225669591Gchq notified
>>225669580if your bird isnt shitting herself while you're shagging her youre not doing it right
Not once even for a second thought I might be anything other than straightI probs came out the womb eyeing up the nurses (who were white and sexy as I'm 30 and the NHS was white back then)
>>225669580that’s mental
>>225669591is this poo screaming in russian
get off my case motherFUCKER
>>225669577I wish
everyone has tugged themselves off to some poof porn at least once no matter how straight you are
do love mixed women who are very white coded in their fashion and mannerisms
pre-drinking before The Pride of Britain Awards
>>225669649have they
>>225669649>>225669672yh
>>225669591Po3oBaRNaHTepa
>>225669663that's not a gay thing, is it?
whats this about a poobarnet going around?rorke had a trim has he?
>>225669618Poo FightersI'm driving stateside
pre-fisting before The Pride of Britain Awards
>>225669678those Russians are an indecipherable people
>>225669684naw thats yer da
So what happened the other day with being unable to post?
dunelm
I CAN'T BREATHE
my favourite gay porn video was this one where three german lada shag in the forest and one of them was an emo with dye black fringe hair and a huge arse and got prone boned by the tops cockcan't find it nowprobably about 20 years old now that vid
>>225669684it's about little sick kids in wheelchairs
>>225669713dunno
>>225669713dno sry
>>225669737Shut the fuck up
>>225669738sounds very gay
Rorke moving to based Russia and changing his name to ЯФяkё
love women but i am sick of these videos of them dancing, don’t know why
>>225669746That's not Tony Blackburn!
In an insanely cruel twist of fate and further proof that the universe is conspiring against me I will be in the US at a college town next week, but will be flying back on Friday night and thus missing any chance of going to a place filled with dumb American zoomer college sluts in halloween slut costumes. This is the closest I would ever get and it has been cruelly taken from my outstretched hands.
any goyim in?
doing massive poos so often that there's a backlog in the toilet and just mounds of shit
instagram got your bitch
Peanut butter was invented by a BLACK MAN (N shiee)
Coяa| Ho|e Maндi>>225669738send it to me when you find it
>>225669786you've been done really
>>225669789a personal pooberg as it were
Oh great, cyber-security issues, I bet it's the immigrants using all the bandwidth to send their drugmoney to Pakistan but you won't hear that from the communist media!
Haven't pooed in ages because I don't eat enough fibre
>>225669266My girlfriend's dad does and he's in his 60's Probably why they need the no ageism sign bunch of bookers got riled up
>>225669807Done so brutally I don't think I can ever be undone from this
Im umpops
>>225669779why lad
need my arsed shagged off
>>225669817From the thumbnail it's as simple as just raping her but the video isn't that bad. This was bad (on the internet) 20 years ago
>>225669839fomyeg
>>225669817tell her to stay still until I’m finished
>>225669839freak
might fill up my water bottle with wine and do a walk about london getting progressively more drunkardly
>>225669738Prone bone means both are lying on their belly/face down?*minces off dejectedly*
>>225669813Not at all actually it's just that AI has made finding and exploiting already existing bugs much quicker and easier so for a time we're going to see a lot of similar stuff happen. Cybersecurity has always been a cat and mouse game, but with the introduction of AI the balance has been thrown off kilter.
>>225669876ydsn
Would psyllium husk give me nice poos
>>225669836Need you mincing off, sunshine
type in thomas dyk gay forest threesome for that vid
fucking hate fred again hope he dies
>>225669902just made me constipated
>>225669876YDNST
>>225669876prefer drinking wine at home in front of the telly myself
wtf #NewPoleabooBlog is trending on X
>>225669894>>225669925no welsh itt please
>>225669948
>>225669948UM x
Sir
not a single irish post yesterday it was fucking great
>>225669948is he ok?
>>225669892>t. the voice of the "labour"/dnc expertWas just being sarcastic you know.The real reason is the constant resurfacing need of western imperialism to tighten the belt around their own proletariat, with crises that are real or invented (mostly invented). Become increadingly authoritarian and therefore further away from liberation/communism as possible.
ok so that's a fella having gay sex with another fella
>>225669939wtf bro made me check….
>>225669960he is not a sir ok
>remasteredwe got remastered 00s gay porn before gta6
Why did the pissing post get deleted
sir forest bummer
>>225669946KEK, done him>>225669948>t. /brit/
>>225669998it gay porn
>>225669973
Shame the name Judas has been ruined, reckon if I ever had a son I'd name him Judas and he'd bring it back into style
my life a straight porn really
>>225670009delete
>>225669960R: 0▶All discussion of politics and current events goes on /pol/. >>>/pol
>>225669995remastered is a very light term which can literally mean just a VHS being recorded directly onto a DVD ok it's meaningless
bunch of gay porn poseurs in here
>>225670015More of a daytime soap opera really
>>225670013what if he turned out to be a megacunt and just reinforced the sterotype?
my life a straight to vhs movie
>>225669971I know you were being sarcastic, my earnest reply was also a joke haha
popped my rice ongive them 25 minutes or so
>>225670024do you regularly notice a room going quiet after you say something?
>>225669939poley vs tilde for xmasshould be good
>>225670032And Russian sleepers
>>225669973>>225670009did you know when you're in london the little yellow man that you drop on the map gets replaced with a little dua lipa
mash or chips with my pie
>>225670037At least we'd know for sure that the name is cursed. Better cancel my vasectomy just in case.
>>225670054if you mean you're sad because your shit little unfunny post wasn't laughed at then you can feel sad ok I don't mind
>>225670070are you doing peas?
getting bummed in the forest is probably gert lushthe wind chilling your gooch and your nipped sensitive and rock hard as fuckfeeling the contrast of his hot cock in your arse
>>225670064woke nonsense
>>225670070Cum
>>225670070mash with pie obviously
2kg of chicken thighs in Lidl for 9 quid. Get in!!
>>225670064i did know that, it does it in new york too>>225670077yeah mushy
>>225670074ok
>>225670054s
>>225670099mushy peas is an obvious chips situation
Not ejaculating until total remigration
>>225670074well thats me told innitback to the gay drawing board
poo stew in the oven
we love her ok
>>225670113was thinking that too but mash seems more appropriate in this weather
bit gay this thread
being young is also shit the only difference from being miserable and old is that you have a whole future to daydream about and your joints dont hurt
we got hurting joints before gta6 how about that one
does this mean most honey is in fact vegan?
Doing a moustache gimmickIts an irl gimmick where i grow a terrible moustacheThinking of calling it the rorkestache
>>225669552Mental how they also wear literally glasses at home
>>225670149Nope. Try for a third time
me to rorke if hes black:alright rorke u black nigga bastard
>>225670140im well versed in both and i can say they’re more or less the same
>>225670135lips are veering towards bogged status
>>225670135need to see her try to eat a burger without making a messtrying to hold back laughter as she takes a too large bite of it, with sauce on the edge of her mouth
>>225670155moustaches never look better than beards
LIVERPOOL
>>225670163alri
>>225670149Not a normal part of aging, but a normal part of living unhealthily Get to the gym and get stretching
>>225670163sccccc
>>225670172, and then strangling her
we got incel spastics factually correcting gay porn humour before gta 6
>>225670181what about like a tache with long stubble
>>225670189does room go quiet after you speaks
>>225669833it’s all preformative innit, it’s not even dancing at this point
is black rorke an uncle tom or a yakub hating schizo
>>225669116>Failed an exam that was most of my grade >Professor told me I could finish the semster but I wouldn't pass get a credit or advance >Just walk out and never come back >Get told I should finish I said it would be like working a full 40 hour week and getting no paycheck what would actually be the point
This gta6 mong is the unfunniest cunt ever
>>225670223love your ass
>>225670225uncle tom
>>225670230can tell you genuinely got stung by that reply mate
>>225670227i have ibs
BLACKED QoS o algo Rorke cutting his yte p*nis into symmetrical ribbons and pushing the gushing red flower into his white skin to add to the memorial for black lives matter
pleased to see green vindicated once again
deliberately donating rorke to the dog pound with the lowest rate of adoption in the whole country
>>225670222Shut the fuck up you fat sedentary freak
we got black "nigga" rorke before bloodnorne on the pc ok!
>>225670233thanks, but not sure if it’s related
>>225670254mousey the black mould is literally turning you retardedyou used to just be a funny schizo but this is sad
>>225670244oldest chinatown in europe this
hope the new is a free sheldon edish
>>225670181Yeah i dont expect it to look goodPart of the gimmick, wouldnt be much of one if it was just a good decision would it
>>225670270s
sit down and shut up while black rorke is speaking
>>225670272why are you talking to yourself
I hate the mindset boomers have that you should complete a course even if you were told you wouldn't get credit. It's like why? I mean my professor said I wouldn't have gotten to advance or anything after completing the class
>>225670280biggest (multi span) arch outside china too
>>225670258ok but apart from energy and immigration they really have their finger on the pulse seriously
>>225670270scccc
Yte Bois getting their Pibby snipped off with a QoS spade for his BLACKED girlfriend o algo and his bare feet and pregnant trans girlfriend (who's black owned) getting hit over the head with a shovel so she doesn't realize he's o algo getting a prostitute Black PENIS fitted
cody be likei saw the walmart "nigga"
>>225670302Knowledge and guidance is invaluable, but also there's a certain type of socialisation you can only get at places like uni
>>225670305imagine how grim china must have been to choose 1800s liverpool over it
Sir NEET Waster
>>225670302we get it creg. you flunked out of college
burnham's britain
>>225670346s
getting a participation knighthood for trying my best
BLACKED yte Bois exist and non BLACKED ones don't, and all yte Bois and sissy blak boi KSI exist for is to find 1% of 1 because Pakistani kids are too inbred and retarded o algo to know either
My cheap supermarket cig lighter just made a weird noise when lighting a cig and for a second I wondered if gangstalkers had snuck in and messed with it to make it generate poison. Need to spend less time on /x/. Need to get out more and talk to people. This isolation is only making my paranoid schizophrenia worse.
>>225670332I went back to complete a course and they gave you 3 strikes passing grade was 80 I got 77 78 and 79 on the last quizes so I just walked out. They said no credit nothing I asked why? I said that is like telling someone work a full 2 week pay period and get absolute dick
remember pipmong
>>225670381toby
randy bumham
getting raped
Pakistani Bois exist for the sole purpose of giving superior black man the answer to maths questions
mousey has FULLY lost it now
Got simple dreams me. Wife, two kids, a nice little house with a garden out the back with a pond and wildflowers and all that to encourage native species to visit. That's all I want. Robbed of me by the jews.
>>225650751can't its locked up
does mousey still do heroin
>>225670381usually enjoy BBC posting, but this aint it fella
>get absolute dick*leftypoo's ears prick up*
>>225670425
>>225670420this but sod off the wife and two kidstwo cats and a dog for me
>>225670442Fuck off then, and take the BBC posters reporting mine posts with you, bitch
de devil great trick hem mak wan believe he no reyal
nigga gave me a (you) for a day old post
getting big chungus before gta 6 was not on my 2026 bingo card
day dreaming that one of them niggas comes up to me in the street for an on the spot interview and foids all over the internet see me on they youtube shorts and all start fancying me and that
state of this generalhow do we clean it up?
we got cuckold mousenonce before gta 6
Bitch ass motherfucker bitch fuck you bitch motherfucker Bix nood n shiet
Thing is I don't wanna waste my time if I get nothing out of it. It's why I don't talk at work, make friends or have small talk even really bother anymore I said if I can't get emt classes for summer semester I am just taking a job in Guam or Hawaii with housing
>>225670462excuse me?
chadley brolsh really
>>225670528
>>225670298could be difficult for you to understand but there exists other swedes on this website
>>225670501people here will die off slowly in about 20 years from alcoholism
>>225670483scream
>>225670518Ayo man shut the fuck up bich mayn shut yo bitch ass up bitch yo mofokka *gets tired and takes a nap*
gay porn (nigerian pidgin translation)
The level of incompetence in the British state in how it squandered North Sea oil and gas is genuinely insane.Enslave all Middle Class Wankers and use them to build oil rigs.
okposter and reallyposter locked in a very determined and purposeful conversation
>>225670477catching up on /brit/s i missed post php outage and toil
What did you lads get up to whilst 4chan was down?
>>225670562battyboi scud
>>225670518it's mousefreak having a manic episode again
okposterreallyposterwhyposter
>>225670048Love you
>>225670581pooed my pants and cried in the corner
>>225670581stuff
>>225670562how
>Streeting: Prepare for supply chain disruption from cyber or climate emergenciesBlimey it's a good thing I didn't get a headstart on everyone and am fully stockpiled
was feeling a bit wank the past two daysbut suddenly i feel bloody fantasticlike ive been rewarded by the demiurge it really ain't always gonna be this greydead right george! dead right!
>>225670581bird from work came over and we drank peroni and had sex
>>225670603my go bag is ready
>>225670598Was going to post a SHIEEEEE until white man fucked it up as usual for us black folx N SHIEEEEE
>>225670588rightsoposter
>>225670598real recognise real
>>225670581read the wikipedia article about the sharty and tnd
>>225670588egg
>>225670503s
>>225670614AND THEN THE BLACK BULL CLAPPED
>>225670581don't really know when it went down but I imagine I was working most of the time and then when I came home and saw it was down I played Cyberpunk 2077 and went bed at 9pm
>>225670603>no we're 'ot doing a shit job at governing its because of russia or the weather or something
>>225670598This is Caerleon I think
>>225670581stayed right here
>>225670658that's really where your mind goes is it?
Might start microdosing crystal meth to be a little bit high all the time
the ever present scrposter
>>225670714>>225670714
got oats cookingsalmon cookingjust ate some almondsposting on /brit/ on my BenQ Mobiuz EX271QMZ OLED 27" 2K QD-OLED 240Hz FreeSync HDR10 HDMI 2.1 USB-C Widescreen Gaming Monitorheating ontrousers offlinen shirt onmight meditate in a bitmight goon to some 1440p pornmight just enjoy the fact my heating is on and my trousers are off
big mandem talk this week after last night
>>225670718>>225670718>>225670718
>>225670563I looked it up and the UK and Norway had about the same amount of gas and oil (40 billion boe - barrels of oil equivalent). Norway converted it into 3x as much tax revenue as the UK.>100% of Norway's petroleum profits are channeled into a massive sovereign wealth fund, creating a "paper share" equivalent to roughly $385,000 to $400,000 USD per citizenMust be real nice to have a competent government that isn't corrupt and doesn't hate you.
