LOVELY FUCKING DANCING edish
wtf is a meta account
anons shagging his toilfu this sunday xx
she literally doesnt have a thigh gap.
Looking good Tim. Looking good.
Been ba*ned for two days for the Condom breaking plan talk. I didn't do it anything because my nails had already been cut, and she was really nice to me, started telling me about personal personal struggles that make being a prozzie not as glamorous as it seems. Touched my face and smiled at me. I think she appreciated that I'm not a gross weirdo like she mostly gets. So glad I didn't because I would have felt bad. I would have really ruined her day
>Schafer snibbed her princess wand
Are you close with your mother?
20000000 million? No way
>>225673803she does tho x
>>225673808alri antonio
>>225673804In my rented care home
>>225673804they need to unplug his life support. it's cruel keeping him alive at this point.
>>225673788i don't know about footballdo you mean they're throwing the game so corrupt types can make loads of money betting on it?
Satanas
>>225673849he's not on life support
>>225673783>225673783
yesss most intriguing hahaas you were smartie x
Missing the beach life
>>225673864Yeah that's her name. She's fit Also get out of my head
Well then they're only 2-0 up now aren't they
>>225673849screaming
you have to be joking you have to be joking you have to be joking
>>225673804"bury me in my excellent glasses..."
>>225673887just sitting on a beach all day?
>>225673804Why is he missing part of his face
How can I thirst post
>>225673906give the nice pajeet a phone
Bournemouth are making a big mistake and will get clattered battered and clarted by Man U on the weekend
done any good poos lately?
>>225673838What? Why did you call me that?
The girls
still a bit annoyed someone made fun of my socks
>>225673832shes standing with her legs apart and the top part is still touching. a thigh gap is when shes so skinny she can close her legs and the middle thigh might tough but the part just below the fanny lips will be apart
Sup oofie
>>225673906I once rang Nationwide up and just asked can I do something over the phone/email rather than having to go into a branch and they said okay.
>>225673944I can’t do phone calls I just can’t
wifi card in my laptop is doing my nut in, tried several different settings but it keeps dropping out
>>225673789money
>>225673972All your friends are dead
>>225673953sounds like what a rapist name
wonder what happened to all his teddies
can't they switch to halloween theme already
>>225673980wifi card? More like wifi hate
>>225673980Right reset it to factory settings instead of trying to fix whatever random setting you changed probably while 4chan was down
>>225673999FOY
>>225673962We'll need to disagree to agree
In the uk you have to spend money to have fun. I don't have any dates lined up this week again, due to my new style of using the apps. Last week I messed up my bike cycling somewhere far that wasn't even worth it. What should I do this weekend that'll put a smile on my face? Mm
sup big tonie
>>225674035You're wrong
>>225673980lemme guess you use arch
>>225674035I disagree
>>225673880Buck be like PSYCHE
>>225674042what style
you got the stuffyeah i got the stuff you got the money no no no you don't get the money until i see the stuff
AI is based
360 noscope sherrif chitwood
>>225674048Well I disagree>>225674054Good point. I agree
Going to Afghanistan next year after saving money by stopping smoking
>>225673796Jealous, had one but missed my oppoortunity
>>225673979I'll do it for you. All you'll have to do is say a word each time they ask for security clearance. And they won't ask much, I'll probably just be once or twice
>>225674042have a massive drug-fuelled goonsesh
might have a wank or might do a bit of prayer
somehow Mmmong returned
damnnnn I have £750 purchasing power on Klarna am fucking rich
>>225673988Stop messing around, that's not why you said it. What did you mean by it?
>>225674082m8 people agree with me look at my upvotes
>>225674094A prank as it were
>>225674083It's the biggest shithole on Earth after Haiti and Somalia.
Did you play Cyberpunk2077?
>>225674106kek
>>225674083visiting your folks huh
>>225674104why is that your name
Might not wank (a normal person would be able to say "until I get wanked off by someone else" but I'm not that lucky) as I have just taken 50mg of vegan Zinc
>>225674107You’re missing America on your list
RESPECTFULLY I SAY TO YOUI'M AWARE THAT YOU'RE CHEATINGBUT NOONE MAKES ME FEEL LIKE YOU DO
>>225674105Well we're not in the fucking parliment are we now ?
>>225674094the left-hand path and the right-hand path
hate politicshate religionhate sporthate womenhate peoplehate familyhate tvhate mediahate newshate eventsluv wankingluv vidyaluv forumsluv foodluv walksluv weatherluv nature
>>225674113yea
>"well then that's X then isn't it">"Right that's only gone and X hasn't it"How do you describe this kind of cadence? Does it have a name?
>>225674146Is that your girlfriend
>>225674113Yeah
Postin on the chon When i should be teaching yale2 irish flags Yet im the only gael
>>225674162avatar/signature use
>>225674140We're in the erectus (irish parliament)
will smith got blacked, the shock to his system was great he died. rip
>>225674060I've been matching with anyone I find satisfactory as it's an easy way to get dates, but I realised it's not with it. Why the hell am I wining and dining plane Jane cunts who think they're entitled to it. From now on they've got to be beautiful, or I need to find them wildly sexy
>>225674093Horrible, two habits that don't leave you feeling nice
>>225674195finally a condom that fits me
jeeted a girl built like this she was a bit ugly though and stupid
>>225674162Effeminate, faggot-like.
>>225674129Nope. Did you think it was?
Hope my neighbours are having a nice romantic candlelit dinner with classical music playing on a record player while I'm doing these incredibly loud poo farts
>>225674240>Rightfully conquered>Boat people the government is letting in
A lot of Australians and Turkish people on the dating apps in London
>>225674205But we don't have a parliment in hereWhat we have a zoo
hibiti hob
>>225674138tune that
>>225674262rightfully conquered by woke
quick expresso before bed
>>225674267Skibity Skibity Skibity
sp00ky
>>225674250already said it sounds like a rapist name
Making it through late October without a lovely cigarette is depriving myself of one of life's great joys
>>225674299So you just pulled that name out from your head because of the sound of it?
woke occupied government
many are saying this
>>225674297wtf someone i know is in this pic
>>225674146why is she so musclyI find it offputting desu
>>225674330yeah and you were being rapey
>>225673783What film is this
>>225674297He's been rumbled!
>>225674333She's fit
>>225674261No more talk of darkness,Forget these wide-eyed BRAAAAAAAPI'm here, nothing can harm youmy w-PFFFRRRRRRTT-nd calm you
>>225674333no idea what any of this means
>>225674340Alright
>>225674341it's the sopranos you awful awful pleb
>>225674333
Antonio paranoid he's doxxed himself
>>225674365so tony how you doin
Is this the woman we let "educate" our kids in this country?Life gets crazier and crazier
>>225674162It kind of reminds me of how yank millennials have 'err well that just happened' gimmick when they write things
>>225674341It's the fucking eyetalian American mafiso show and she's in it for like 3 episodeshttps://sopranos.fandom.com/wiki/Caitlin_RuckerNever saw rhe showJust like her thigh gap
>225674356looks about 14 mate
>>225674404s
>>225674404What does keeping it real mean?
>>225674398Who are you?
might start wearing loads of rings and jewellery
>>225674411Just did a thing x
>>225674333so rightoidism in 2026 is simping over a fake harry potter character?
>>225674376She's fit
>>225674371I don't remember her
weekend tomorrow :)
>>225674427you know, keep it real
>>225674431im me
>>225674391https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/O%27Rourke
>>225674427Black talk obviously. Like everything these days. Even you guys speak this way. Makes me upset Mm
Curtis Yarvin once proposed (under his pen name) converting unproductive people into biodiesel. Yarvin said the proposal was a joke but that the joke “helps us describe the problem we are trying to solve. Our goal … is a humane alternative to genocide.” Fucking BASED
>>225674391>RoarkHow did we miss that double gimmick?
Hockey leaf in How bout them habs
>>225674440meadow's roommate in college
>>225674444spastic deer
>>225674411Right well you're a bit of a spastic for thinking that
I don't fucking care, out every race in the advert To sell this Nutella o algo
>>225674464did the man sit in the sin bin?
>>225674452Are you the Canada I spoke to a long time ago, back and forth having a laff.you taking the P as usual?
spasticord raid
>>225674419great job at hiding her name there
jewess tummy
>>225674391I like how they got all the numbers of locations and restaurants to such satisfying round numbers but I can't help thinking they must've closed some places down unnecessarily to achieve it
The evening's entertainment
>>225674444Well you've given me no advice on what to do yet
>>225674501It was 6 billion
They really hate white girls who don't burn coal
The most unrealistic part of Hogwarts is how they let the students have fun and learn wacky potions and spells and such. Would never happen in any British school. They'd find Hogwarts boring and they'd only be allowed to learn tame shit and only certain responsible adults would be allowed to learn them by the ministry of magic.
>>225674500I crossed it out, stop not picking
>>225674509>not watching the Halloween eps
>>225674473please don't use ableist slurs>>225674511be yourself, have fun, always smile :)
>>225674533it's not halloween you big fat ape
>>225674490not sure
Remember columbopostingThat was the last time this general had soul
Our boy is in trouble
>>225674523Harry Potter would get bullied to death for being a speccy cunt if it was a real British school
I'm incel and trans btw
>>225674541Kys
>>225674550why mold?
remember when Corrie made the Barlows look like a crime family?BASED
>>225674559be nice petal
>>225674502Oh wait never mind they've put ~ which means roughly this amount. Why though? Don't they know how many they've got? It's not like a bag of marbles, these are restaurants.
do to tel aviv what they did to gaza cityeye for an eye and all that. you do follow the bible right?
>>225674550Kek better ask for a refund asap
painfully obvious how many bots are posting on here
>>225674541A lovely and kind post made by a dear angel
~6 millions
this place is fucking shit. cant believe some of you losers spend every waking hour here.
forgot to buy tea, fuck me
>>225674575Can be nice to a person who gives dumb advice
anime boobies hehe
>>225674582an eye for an eye makes the world go blind x
>>225674596Watch regular guy on YouTube if you don't find this entertaining. Go
do any trannies still look attractive after 40 or have they all murdered themselves before then?
Basically what they are saying by the way that they think is that girls who don't burn coal are underage
beep
>>225674596Theyre atheists They try their best to ignore the good, the true and the beautiful and wallow in their filth instead of acknowleding the Truth and admitting they were wrong and evil
>>225674616then your senses will be heightened you should thank iran
im really really tired
>>225674550That's what happens when you live on a bsuy main road. The cars splash the rainwater onto the walls
honestly being a woman with big tits must be weird, imagine having two 5 kg weights hanging from your frontal upper chest.
That's 3 weeks sober. I could absolutely murder a bottle of wine right now.
is the whole "we're anonymous so we should treat eachother like shit!" just a bit? Whenever I see someone genuinely being a jerk on here and I just assume theyre a newbie
>>225674596someone found out that the owners of the website use llm outputs and bots to maintain website traffic to justify ad spends, chances are most of these le epic absurdist posts you see here is just AI. Websites dead, games gone
Blackoid neighbours brought another girl home
>>225674555There's also no mention of a randy teenager freak doing something which gets him expelled like getting naked and wanking underneath the cloak of invisibility in the changing room looking at the girls quidditch team getting undressed
>>225674702what colour
>>225674702can you hear them fuck?
>>225674692you sound like someone on nickelodeon
Some trans women are obviously fit and you cant' deny that
>>225674689nigga they aren't made out of titanium
>>225674692lil zoomie still struggling with the concept of anonymity
>>225674692Many posters here are demon possessed
>>225674718White, probably. He's obsessed
>>225674689
>>225674680Sleepy tired or want everyone to fuck off tired
theres one who looks like that at cex but i think shes afab
which is heavier 5kg of titanium of 5kg of tits
nignignignignignignignigniggerleodeon
need troons and troon enablers dead
>>225674746how old is he
You two mates again then?
1 kg of titanium is like 5 kgs of tit
>>225674774*yawns loudly in your face*Not my fault they're sexy
>>225674691grow up
Feeling Blackpilled & Furious
>>225674735*Ahem*
need sinners and sin enablers healed and loved and restored
sudanese neighbour just bought another swedish tourist home. she screamed ‘fuck white people and fuck charlie kirk!’ and then they prayed to allah
>>225674795Do you just reply to random posts with this then or what?
Never had any issue at all
dont like this spainposter
respect to south asian cornershop owners
trolling used to be when you would link someone to a video of rick astley when they weren't expecting it and now trolling is when you babble about black men having sex on 4chan every day into the voidbizarre
>>225674735Probably a pretty girl once
Vive Henry IV!
Boy is it slow tonight. Canada do something funny
>>225674811Its appropriate when you blogpost about your silly little alcoholism
Mad how basically all JF flags start cuckpostingBelieve me it doesn’t shock me that Spaincunt does it though
>>225674818genuinely why do you expect anyone to read a big wall of text from reddit
>>225674819They're psychic raped. Some people walk the earth without a soul and do and say as they're told
Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returns to its vomit,so fools repeat their folly.
We at /brit/ recognise trannyism as a mental health issue
bought a replacement controller off ebay and it fucking stinks like arselooked at the seller reviews again and everyone complains of shit smelling like ciggy smokefucks sake cunts getting a negative review
>>225674759Abfab. I absolutely loved that show. The daughter was so tasty too
>>225674516I'll have you know it was 7 billion
oooo drugsoooo alcoholoooo footballoooo pornoooo fast food
as if they had dogs back in the bible days
>>225674818whats a tic
Peter Thiel will save the West
>>225674878ktilm
>>225674858Ktim
If you take a sex trafficked prostitute and bring a horse into her stall and it gets a boner and she wanks it to completion then did she rape it
>>225674870>>225674903:)
>>225674870>>225674903good posts
>>225674866Serves you right, why are you giving people nasty stuff that they've been handling for years in their very personal domain. He probably had it up his jaxie too
>>225674914Good post
>>225674840Of all the posts in this thread, that's the one you consider childish? You want your head looked at. Unless this is your idea of a joke in which case you're just boring.
ZOMGROFL
>>225674914your life is abysmal
Do you see a person wise in their own eyes? There is more hope for a fool than for them.A sluggard says, “There’s a lion in the road,a fierce lion roaming the streets!”As a door turns on its hinges,so a sluggard turns on his bed.A sluggard buries his hand in the dish;he is too lazy to bring it back to his mouth.A sluggard is wiser in his own eyesthan seven people who answer discreetly.Like one who grabs a stray dog by the earsis someone who rushes into a quarrel not their own.Like a maniac shootingflaming arrows of deathIs one who deceives their neighborand says, “I was only joking!”
If someone has an image of a dejected and/or disappointed Bradley Walsh could you please respond to post number 225674914 with it for me please
>>225674895heard he's a gay nonce
Is she really worth prison time?
>>225674936comes from a business that apparently repairs them, the thumbsticks are obviously newwhat a let-down that the box stunk so bad ive had to bin it and take the bag out
>>225674956lmao actually made me giggle
I'm real life you can't cope out when you lose an argument AND you stink and have a shit life
>>225674994Lol
>>225674943Well all the other posts are just mongs trying to be funny. You are a sad act alcoholic mong boy that begged for approval and praise from strangers and the very same mongs on here. ooo please care im a good boy i havent drank wine in three weeks. Grow up young man
>>225674821She is fit though
>>225674975
>>225674976>not having doors locked to begin withok woman
>>225674994Hi real life I'm dad
>>225674976who is she
mousey loves to accuse other people of having shit lives while he posts about horse cocks for hours every day from his mouldy flat
Fireworks going off outside like madCongrats to Pajeet and Pajeeta on their marriage I guess
>>225674976She's worth saving...
>>225675014yeah she'd let you spit in her mouth
Dont like asians or cats
>>225675049Hopefully
we've all been told to grow up on /brit/ at least once. Its like your first night in prison, your first day at school
Horse supremacy
>>225675029you love telling everybody about your dolliescurious
>>225675057>loves assorted nons and dogsbased white woman
how come all the area where women show the most interest and involvement like fashion and cooking men are still the best at
cats :) (i love them)
>>225675071its dollymong, he's having a dollymong melty
Can you help us find Nearra?Nearra, aged 14, was last seen in Carlton on Monday, 19 October 2026.
>>225675084Men also make the best womenfolk
>>225674888buying on creditit's scottish slang i think
>>225675103shared preston
>>225675100so it seems
>>225675012You think you know all about me from one little post. Sometimes I use this place to think aloud or vent my feelings, for example if I'm craving booze. Don't project your desperate need for attention on me, I couldn't care less. And what was your post all about? Trying to shit on a stranger out of nowhere, based on fuck all? Acting like you're better than me when you don't know me? Silly cunt, you're the child here.
>>225675104scris there anything women are good at
>>225675084I don't know
>>225674983That's even worse. At least when you buy from someone you can try and get read on who they are somewhat. This sounds like dregs from a thousand unknown strangers. Can only imagine the state of some of the previous owners. I don't know how people buy second hand clothing, that's in another level. Imagine wearing someones trousers. Yikes, don't care if they've been washed.I've brought speaker used. But you have minimal contact with stuff like that
>>225675120gp
had a cheeky bet builder after my horse win just need 1 yellow card for another £3k, what a sweat for the second half
>>225675120It was based on a lot. Your pathetic behaviour and need for attention. Get your head straight mongo
The person calling me a pedo on the internet
Indiana is missing.The 14-year-old was last seen on Eastbourne Rd, Rosebud around 11:50am on October 21.
>>225675151shared preston
>>225675120actual meltdown
>>225675147You should take your own advice and apologize like an adult
>>225675103no, sorry
he is upset
>>225675103
>>225675151Do you ever keep up with these and see how many of them get found?
>>225675169nothing to apologise for. Never make peace with mongs
The surest way to make sure people know you couldn't care less is to write up a novella about how you couldn't care less.
do you remember the good old days before the ghost town?
American icon Tiny Tim performing in England in 1970.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV0O2Y9xto4
>>225675203>>225675203>>225675203
>>225675188Make peace with everybody except the devil
>>225675151she ate her
if i could just have 1 chance to suck up to theil or trump or bari weiss id secure my ticket on the mars ship with the life extension technology and a billion dollars
>>225675189At the same time, one-word responses and copy pastes seem like seething now that I think about it
>>225675214good lord
>>225674333>>225674376Everybody deserves a woman like thatVery unfortunate, women like that exist only in fiction :(
>>225675147It was based on a lot of bullshit that you imagined about me, and then believed, because you think you know it all. I bet you're a teenager. When you grow up you'll realise people are a bit deeper than "he posted about wanting a drink therefore he must be this and that."I posted my feelings to get them off my chest. You posted "grow up" because you wanted my attention, and you got it. I hope you feel as dumb as you act.
My toe is moving on it's own. I must cut it with an axe
