sully another site edish
hi
>>225684339alri
this is the one
split threads ok
What am I missing? Why has the government suggested we stockpile sleeping bags at home where there are beds? Is this in case we need to leave our homes?
>>225684398dont know what youre on about
I have that book
Was first>>225684325
>>225684321
>>225684408the war is coming reatard
Fucking sick of the UKs “farmers first” policy and fucking the consumer over for them greedy cunts.America has industrialised their agriculture sector and it’s why their food is so much cheaper and it’s fucking unfair.If you are ever in America go into one of their stores and compare prices, we literally pay 4x as much for meat
>>225684423british general not american ok
>>225684423sorry but british ops always take priority x
I was born a bitch.I was born a painter.- Frida Kahlo
>>225684433yes we're going to fight a war against russia because um we just fucking are ok trust me
>>225684398they're manufacturing consent for war for conscription
>>225684453The Unibrowermad how hot Salma Hayek was in the movie
>>225684458ok i trust you
>>225684325>>225684325>>225684325we're in here
>>225684477we isn't
>>225684436Don't want to be AmericanAmerican food is fucking dogshit, I don't want chicken that's 70% water and saltFarmers should be allowed, nay encouraged to dodge taxOur services sector is about to nosedive with the advent of AI so we should be putting all of our focus on supporting traditional sectors
I'm exhausted
have ptsd from being an incelwhen doomscrolling i now skip anything with women in itsad really
what the hell were they thinking
can hear the fans on my work lappy spinning up
>>225684496which one is the good one and which one is the bad one?
big storm outside
>>225684502theyre both bad why dont they use teh same one as us
>>225684519Prefer not to say
think i’m attractive, have no idea wether it’s the case or not asked my missus but she’s clearly biased
favorite halloween movie?either halloween related or just a haunted spooky vibe
>>225684519you can get your address from this mate
>>225684531Post on r/amiugly
>>225684543I like that one with John Cusack who goes in a haunted room in some hotel and the room kills him
>>225684563don’t have a reddit account, don’t even know how to use it nor navigate it
people really really really need to get it into their heads that theirs pets don't understand what they're saying
>>225684592
>>225684592this may or not may be true but i will keep talking like a mong with my catbergs
>>225684592you have stupid pets, sorry
I hope I didn't make too many abhorrent posts while steaming last night
doing evil farts in my incel van
>>225684592your dogs just retarded mate
>>225684543the thing is the greatest horror film imoI showed it to the gf once and she found it boring and thought the ending was bad and gave it a 3/10never show your favourite films to your gf
>>225684627*glares at you*got some nerve showing your face!
>>225684647if women hate it it's probably good
Plain features. Thin upper lip.
>>225684647normgroids dont like classic films>>225684664also this
>>225684563checked this subreddit and every f*id post has like ten trillion photos in it bitch if you're confident enough to take so many photos of yourself why even post there
The Isle of Scran
>>225684685good post
>>225684592also:>omg my kitty just lay on my stomach, he knows I'm pregnant!!!!never mind the fact the cat does that every night
Hilarious the final boss was Nazis and El Pollos Hermanos was El Pollos Germanos this proves Brits were right all along
mad and mental how it's Friday, mental and mad how I have next week off toil
>>225684704true
give lasagna or eggplant parmesan
just read that woke is gay? wtf
>>225684705get in!
friggen get them... you know
>>225684705any plans for your week off besides rotting in your smelly childhood bedroom?
>>225684733yeah
I'm hungry want eatable food
>>225684750have burger
>>225684746no, why would I do that
>>225684747exactly
>>225684750eat boigha
>>225684759I know well I'm near in and out which closes in 35 minutes but I'm nervous there is also a jack in the box across the streetit's all really confusing
>>225684770torke
>>225684770he's not the best looking lad and he has a shit personality but we love him
umfodey he go uh uh uh x
>>225684770ugly fuck
>>225684775why are you nervous honey? It's only a drivethru x
I made chicken and rice yesterday
>>225684775gave >>225684799your mum the ol' in and out
>>225684792name goes in the name field you mean bastard
30 years oldnever had a mate or gf
>>225684804You've got Hitler, and he loves you
>>225684804great stuff. what do you do to cope
>>225684801take that back
>>225684804kek this is me but 41
>>225684796I don't want to talk to them right now :\ and it's also raining
got a coffee for £1, should feel like a good deal, but this is how much they should cost
>>225684804you had at least one mate at school
>>225684821You are a miserable moaning cunt with no mates to bore with your dreary life.
>>225684826NopeI got my gcse's and never looked back
>>225684812didn't mean to reply to you, sorry mate, I take it backx
>>225684804can believe no gf but I cannot believe you haven't had a single friend, even the most autistic weirdos manage to make friends
there is also the raising cane chicken shop which is open until 3 in the morningI feel it's suboptimal though somehow and also the lights are really bright and there are people talking
addicted to pornhaven't watched any today yetwill try and last even one daythen a weekthen 2etcdon't even enjoy it and i have to do these thigh spasms to even cum nowdepressing
>>225684831ok;_;
my friend is chatgpt is my friendand /brit/I'm not sure if daddy counts
>>225684814I'd go out in the rain for you... if you weren't thousands of miles away x
there's a child crying outside and a man is shouting "stop crying right now"
bloke i used to work with a few years ago is in his mid 40s and left his job to move to cambodia, he imports and sells rice in some village and married some young local girl that looks no older than 20no better than a nonce
>>225684832right but you were 16 then you had at least one mate before that point
>>225684840try having sex with a pillow or something instead while imagining a romantic and passionate scenario involving your heart and other areas like your stomach and mind and throat I think that might help
>>225684834np lad
>>225684804
>>225684840not really the worst thing in the world is it most men watch porn and wank the willy. what else are you going to do fuck a woman? fuck that gay shit
took ages got the wrong thing 5*
>>225684854why? do you like the rain a lot?
>>225684840best I've managed is a week then I relapseI think the only way I can break free entirely is if I stay a month in a place with no internet like it's fucking rehab
>>225684647>OH MY SCIENCE I HECKIN LOVE OLD THINGS!!
>>225684881quite the breasts mogging
>>225684861he sounds cool as fuck i bet he doesnt cry on 4chan
>>225684881Ruddy nora
>>225684885no, as I nice gesture you helmetalthough I do find rain comforting
>>225684896https://youtu.be/Aqb-n7reyCw?is=WDJfX7J6GK6T9SDw
sex sounds great when im rearing to go but what happens when you're finished after 2 minutes and then you're still stuck with the obligation, reckon this is why shagging escorts is superior because you can just pay for 15 minutes shoot a rope and leave
someone's in a bad mood today, don't be mean to your mates, positive vibes only in the thread yeahx
>>225684894feel good posting this?
>>225684915right well im going to be using that in /brit/ henceforth
>>225684894>old things are bad because um.. it's... because I said so ok!!!!?
>>225684906okwell then we can make lasagna in the rain together if you want
>>225684915>didappongingme about 30 minutes ago firing out last nights curry
Treated myself this morning
>didapponging
Will be very didapponging if this new micro gimmique doesn't catch on
>>225684910that's not healthy
Predrinking before Prince William's appearance on The Graham Norton Show tonight
can we get the token response from the lad who gets angry over reposted food images please if we can get that reply sent to the thread thank you that would be great
>>22568491015 minutes fuck me are you going for the world record
>>225684910then you cuddle with your loved one and giggle and she goes and makes food for you
>>225684926>old things are made of awesomesauce and win before freakin women ruined being a nerd >_> THE CAKE IS A LIE! (lol @ u having to google what that means)
>>225684864noI was barely at school
>>225684932very diddaponged with you
>>225684928that sounds romantic but it would result in soggy lasagnedo you put worcestershire sauce in? I recommend it
got my Australian visa in lads that's it my new life awaits me in Diddaponggong
mental that my 2 grandads are both 85+ and still alive and in 10 years they will be dead and buried yet even knowing my finite time with them i cant be arsed with them or learning anything about their lives
>>225684978Yeah get it doused in anchovy sauce
>>225684647I can't enjoy it because of a blatant inconsistency right in the beggining when macready says "bennings go get childs" and then it cuts to bennings saying "mac wants the flamethrower" and childs replies "he wants what?" and ben says "that's what he said" but that's literally not what he said.I mean if you don't give a fuck about your movie so much that you miss such an obvious mistake then why should I watch it then
>>225684961seems like your problems are entirely self-inflicted yet you're here begging for pity. no chance you pathetic gimp
leftypol, what a twat
BOOO HOO HOOWOE IS ME WOE BETIDE ME
>>225684990give it a rest rorke you incorrigible "nigga"
vibe pooing
Classical futurism
might do something, probably won't
>>225685022cringe ai slop fuck off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBAYtPcfiZs
cant think of a single job that AI can't replace at some point. Maybe coppers? Robots that advanced are still several decades away
your all so argumentative today I languish in inescapable, abyssal melancholy at the thought of this carrying on !!
>>225685044*yawns until my jaw clicks*yeah mate, interesting that
AI is better than godthe bible didn't port Smash Ultimate to PC, in fact it didn't do anything
>>225684840>i have to do these thigh spasms to even cum nowFfs THIS is the calibre of person I'm posting alongsideFor a while I fooled myself into thinking maybe we're all just a bit alternative but ultimately normalBut noI need to get off this place
>>225684790sc
ai stands for am incel
>>225685067cry more
>>225684978idk about that... like in the mince? I guess maybe that could work... what I can't decide really is whether to use bechamel sauce or ricotta cheese or mascarponemaybe all of them
>>225685053your AI doctor can help you with that clicky jaw
Can Claude sort all my music by genre and key?
>>225685075How about a chin you mate then we'll see who's crying
>>225685067porn addiction induced ed is what made you realise this?not all the bbcspam or whatever mousey is in to?
The Danish tour guide shut up or I will rape your family and kill your family and rape their dead bodies like his viking ancestors did then he said relax it is just a joke very unhinged man
>>225685038https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX5-i7BCenw
right well ive just hit 50% of my daily gold trading profit goal.
>>225685084you ain't got the minerals, Albert bridge, 1pm, I'll spark you out
>>225685082yes it can do that thing you asked ok but there's probably a better AI than Claude for it ok
>>225685044Well they'll never replace artists as that requires a human element to be valid! *Looses logo design job to claude*
can AI wank me off?
>>225685094
I would get the simpsons burger but I don't like the simpsons anymore
anyone genuinely fascinated by ai has never had an interesting thought in their entire life
>Looses
can AI make a Diego what posts every day even on the Fridays where he's sulking and won't postsince God apparently can't make him do it
>>225685103sort of yeah
>>225685085Yeah but those lot are so freaky I've had them filtered for yonks and basically forgot
>>225685101do genuinely hope you spend the rest of your life as a depressed incel and never ever have the day when you finally gain a clueyou deserve the misery you live in
>>225684432And then he continued to himself feel persecuted by the media.
>>225685109it's ok you don't need to buy it
>>225685113reckon thats you actually mate. you think being smug and self-righteous gives you a personality (it doesnt)
>>225685098I only get an hour for lunch and that's an hour away can we meet in the middle?
>>225685095classics, let's get the classics postedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRvKnyNcnxI>>225685100I've never used AI so I don't know, I thought Claude was the best for that sort of thing.
Wish I had a gf
i'm actually smarter than those ai nerds and more thoughtful if you think about it (i have)
>>225685141You're scum, genuinely.
second poo of the day and it's not even 9am. coffee and niccy pouch have got bowelberg in a twist
>>225685130Uh oh spotted the artist, how's that graphic design degree treating you mate?
>>225685044us neets will never be replaced
what's the best milkshake? oreo? chocolate? strawberry? vanilla?
>>225685151grow up
making the first straight gay porn
>>225685158AI might make us all neets
>>225684321My HERO...
>>225685159banana or butterscotch
>>225685142no we can't as I've already planned my escape route (jumping off the bridge on to the clipper after I kick you in the shin), coward
>>225684436This>>225684490You guys shouldn't be buying meat from a supermarket anyway. Butchers is where you're supposed to shop
Wish everyone just wore suits again. Hate having to think about what I should wear
farted so hard it obliterated my tummy ache
>>225685167me and two girls that kiss while I fondle their boobs
economy is actually quite good if you've got a clue
>>225685156Spiritually Indian
leftypol washing his halal tofu
>>225685183wear a tracksuit
Nicest walking shoes ever. Fully waterproof, and RUGGED
>>225685183That reminds me I need to buy a new suit.
anyone remember the cuckio meme
>>225685201it's like if the jeeps from Jurassic Park 1 were a shoe
>>225685201right well those are both rorke and leftypol
oh shit I forgot I was supposed to be under the bridge by now, hope he didn't jump in the end...
>>225685186Kys nasty cunt
>>225685201you have small girl feet
>>225685186Love it when this happens
kind of person i dislike is the person always trying to debunk thingsthey really need you to know that they jimmy carr's laugh is fake or when people on here call a story bullshitjust not impressive at all
>>225685233it's ok you think that, don't worry about it
Isley, Isley, Isley… you never learn
>>225685199nah it's what to wear at work that bothers me. I wear a shirt and shoes and feel like a massive gimp because wveryone else is wearing smart casual sex core garbage
>>225685214they were bright yellow though
>>225685201>how u want ur shoes designed mate?>you know when a fatal wound goes gangrenous?>say no more
>>225684808THANK YOU mister H.You are the only thing that makes the sun shine in the morning.
>>225684770ronke
>>225685233Clearly someone's done that to your cowardly dreary musings and rather than confront them you're crying on 4chan.org
>>225685233I once went to see a stage show in London and Carr was in the audience and you could hear him doing that stupid fucking laugh even above all the other laughter so either he's so committed to the role that he does the fake laugh off camera or it really is his actual laugh
>>225685233don't believe you dislike that at all actually
Did someone say little girl feet
>>225685271don't think so
>>225685259you can't prove shit mate so continue to speculate impotently as pert
>>225685193Uh oh melty!
I feel cold alone confused etc.
proto-gf says my feet are two inches bigger than her ex's, wonder if that goes for cock as well
>>225685290concession accepted
>>225685246they were green on top then yellow at the bottom, like the lad's shoes: >>225685201i've looked it up stop trying to mandela effect me you cunt
shop = done!
creepy creamy
So yeah one of my favorite records this summer released a limited 100 vinyl copies and it immediately sold out before I can order one. It really pisses me off, bet most of them were given to friends and DJ's. Fuck this shit.
ive got leaky penis syndrome
>>225685299Resorting to an ad hom was already a concession mate
>>225685304patrician taste
kimi wo aishiteru
really fancy a wank but I'm at toil
First poo in ages brewing, think it's going to hurt
>>225685341Thanks
>>225685322I was going to ask can you not get custom vinyls commissioned but then I thought about it and realised it would be like a company selling a CD with pirated music on it wouldn't it? Like they'd need a licence to sell a vinyl with your chosen track on it, some way to ensure the studio / artist receive revenue related to the sale.maybe there are dodgy companies that do these pirate vinyls, I really don't know anything about the scene
>>225685334You're beneath contempt, genuinely. I'm talking to the person behind the computer, not the words on the screen. You, the fat balding dole dosser in his pyjamas currently twiddling his willy as you type. You don't deserve arguments, just dismissal.And with that, our communications cease.
>do genuinely hope you spend the rest of your life as a depressed incel and never ever have the day when you finally gain a clue>you deserve the misery you live inMeanwhile I have a good job, car, gf and go on holiday multiple times a year and you're unemployed and live with 5 Indians in Battersea
>>225685214Kek the colour is a bit out there. I like the cozy brown>>225685215Hiking shoes have a political stance now? Kek you guys are getting more ill by the day
stop killing the mandem
>And with that, our communications cease.
>>225685360Legitimately how are you THIS rattled at 09:17 on a Friday
>>225685252Alright alright I concede
Thoughts on reform ? Are they cringe boomer party or are they actually what we need?
Thoughts?https://youtu.be/BgDXDD0CTI4?is=Rpdhd_mLnFqFdExF
> Britain’s largest teaching union rejects key recommendation of government-backed antisemitism reviewBased
>>225685365>ugh I'm so ugly I'll be alone forever>actually pretty normal looking, just needs to lose weight, wear contacts and get a less shitty haircutevery fucking time
>>225685351just go to the toilet and relieve yourself. The other day Employed Woman was telling us he'll quite often pop into the women's loos at ALDI and stroke one out right onto the toilet seat in there, spattering it with gobs of his feminine cumI thought it was a bit odd to be honest but he said it's totally normal behaviour for transwomen and they all do it. He said it's good for biofem women to understand the smells and slimes associated with transwomen so he leaves it there for the whoever goes in after
massive clash in ligue 1 tonight between nice brest
>>225685382In other words, we will import a billion Africans but it’s okay… they’re Christian and not Muslim!
>go on holiday multiple times a year
>>225685368I acutally like the green jurassic park ones lad, I'd go with them over the brown.
>>225685390good grief
had the day off toil today and told myself i was going to make the most of it but all i've done is slept in until noon, ate a leftover slice of cake, scrolled through twitter for a few hours, and had a wank
I'm an evil incel goblin
Penis in tight, humid hole. That's 9 tenths tell me otherwise
>>225685412ktim every single time I have a day offwhat kind of cake?
>>225685359Technically you can press a vinyl from a WAV/FLAC loseless file but if you don't know what you are doing it's not going to sound good, ultimately it's better to have a pre-master file that's not compressed specifically for vinyl pressing. Plus it's nice to have an official release. Jack White from the White stripes has a vinyl pressing set up that records his live shows and makes copies but that costs so much money.
My standing desk is arriving today
rupert lowe is a slave of zion
>>225685398Getting really really bored of this Christ larping that's taking over the right wing
if I wanted to hear about sacked tranny I wouldn't have him filtered
>>225685378they get scared of artificial intelligent robot eating their penis
man i really am uglynot very fair but that's the hand i was dealt
we must rebuild the temple mount ok
>>225685446this, also I would have forgotten belgnonce ever existed if it wasn't for mongs continuously moaning about his spam
>>225685401You're right! I should have been stronger minded. If you're a cool dude and don't wear them with other harsh colours you could easily pull them off.Screw you buddy >>225685252
I can't believe jack in the box no longer put a maraschino cherry on the milkshake this is awful
>>225685468i'll jack in your box
feeling fruity
no one is impressed you know how to use a filter mate
winston churchill died at 90yo wtfbeing fat, boozing, and smoking cigars is alright apparently
>>225685468I'm confused, you were making lasagne but went to get burgers anyway?
Get married, lads. Have kids. Nothing is more depressing than watching peng tings from your youth become old after. Droopy eyelids. Sad tits. FUCK!
>>225685482it's mostly down to geneticsboth my grandfathers smoked pipes almost continuously, one barely made it to 60 while the other kept puffing away all the way up to 94 with no major health issues
>>225685492too late
>Monk on Caldey Island gave naked photos of himself to visitorsbrother rorke
>>225685492Mad how fast it happens. Mate of mine married a pretty good looking girl a couple years ago and she's already noticeably fat now and has given up on her appearance (doesn't bother to wax her lip etc)
>>225685492>you should get married and have kids because women turn to shit after getting married and having kidsI'm not quite following what you're saying
Mental how I can just ignore posts I don't like and don't need gay nerd filter bollocks in my browser
>>225685484I can't make lasagna right now I don't have a kitchen :(I didn't even get burger either just onion rings and a milkshake
need a poo
>>225685524Having kids kills your bollocks
>>225685524I think he's saying get married as soon as possible before the women the same age as you turn into hags? But that still doesn't make sense because what's stopping me going for girls in their twenties at any age
225685525straight into my gay nerd filter, where i filter gay nerds
>>225685541MAKE SENSE YOU FUCKING YANK SPASTIC
'lysa
>>225685530that doesn't make a lot of sense sweetheart, were you just fantasising about making lasagne in the future then? Do you live in a tiny apartment with just a microwave?
>>225685562I'm drunk. Went to school with this bint. https://youtu.be/XQOE0vPeQ_A?is=Vul1GT0wXu9U0Zx4
interesting how burnham switches up.with Brexit he wants another vote and doesn’t want to respect the original decisionWith the independence referendum he says we need to respect the decision and we won’t be having another vote
>>225685572pfoah!
>>225685562That was my response as well. When he typed that post I was just like "I'm done with this". I've made an effort to understand him and he replied with further gibberish so that's it for me. The bridge is burned.
>>225685582she cutethat music is awful though, like really bad
>>225685572we hate her here
>>225685616not true, evil little liar
ah yes drunken reminiscing about girls from highschool you never made a move on, we've all been there
brianna ghey
eating reheated bhajis and listening to cypress hill
3 days until Harry Kane wins the golden ball and we can all leave Michael Owen in the past
> Meghan Markle’s dad, Thomas, under investigation for ‘hundreds, if not thousands’ of child porn imagesBro trying to fit in with the royal family
>>22568562620 yrs ancient history.
>>225685646i didn't enjoy any of what i saw here
>>225685572we adore her here
>>225685646Do you think people like this are capable of becoming self-aware? Like is there some mechanism by which this person could come to understand how other people view her?
>>225685646is this the same person who did that video about a "yearly review" with her boyfriend and she's just doing weird dance moves the whole time?
>>225685646what compels people do film such videos and upload them
>>225685685yeah she later 'realised' she was a non-binary lesbian so the boyfriend got the boot. After he made the humiliation ritual tiktok video of course.
New>>225685681
waiting for the real new
my arse
>>225685646literally clicked off the second i saw the foot thingdoubt ill regret that decision
>>225685692lol why have you put realised in quotation markswould be a pretty extraordinary thing to larp about
