In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing. editionPrevious: >>225702224
how many times have we had this thread? Are you Kane Parsons?
youtu.be/LMw-w_AIKPwhow nice being dead will be, like never having existed at all, along with the universe
got a $100 amazon gift card for my birthday What should I buy, bros?
>>225706539various buldak
>>225706539buy me a 100 dollar steam wallet code
Thought this post contained embedded images by accident >>225706473Because after it loaded it said 404 file not found 20 seconds after. Far too long normally
doc suggested neck stretches for my weird headaches. didn't really believe it would help but i gave them a shot anyway. pretty good. does actually help. stretch video was done by a karen doctor with her dogs in the intro of the video blathering for three minutes before she got to the stretches. i nearly closed it.
>>225706590Canadian healthcare: ummm do stretches o algo. Here's a low quality video of how to do it
volunteering tomorrow
>>225706539a 1/64 scale rc car, and money left over for vidya game
>>225706515life eternal! a cure for cellular oxidation damage! the re-enactment of the DNA! Life and youth in our time! Regrowth of lost limb and tooth! For the first time in our species history, now is the age of extraordinary mercy, of a god's tender care
>>225706621doing what?
>>225706618The leaf medical experience is normally the opposite of this. They will happily send you out for all manner of tests as that generates revenue to the clinics from the government coffers regardless of the necessity of any of the tests. They'll throw meds at you, refer you all over the place. It's kind of rare to get a guy who says that's probably minor do some stretches every day and report back if it doesn't work.
From my observation normalniggers pretend to like music mostly for the following reasons>Drowns out any hint of inner monologue they may be possessed of>Group signalling, if you're into this genre you belong to this clique>Toothless way to gain social superiority over one another (oh you never heard of band?)>Contest to see who has the most shekels by gearfagging and buying merch>Excuse to practice drinking & other degeneracy in public space>Accessible way to seem high iq with minimal effort (only works on other retards)>Desperate attempt to impress titnigger women who are all deeply entrenched in these categoriesSilence, sounds of Nature, and the music of the soul are enough for conscious humans
>get really horny>start swiping on tinder>start feeling lonely>keep swiping>go jerk off>no longer horny or lonely>the idea of having a girlfriend and being in a relationship is suddenly extremely unappealing>uninstall tinder>repeat every few days
>>225706682I like trashy repetitive edm largely because it drowns out the monologue for a while, yes.
>>225706667Probably because (((they))) banned opioids
>>225706682did you factor in the bass being fucking killer and kicking like a motherfucker all until Luke o algo is ready to lay down the dual lead guitar fucking law
Thanks rapeape for bringing these freaks (they are anti American and the antithesis of 4chan)
women worshippers are spiritually castrated
>>225706694I swear to go if one more fat bitch likes me on this app I'm going to blow my fucking head off in Minecraft
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4joCXMT_RAthe law of yacht fucking rock, baby!
>>225706706Mindless animalistic consumption is a way of dampening your inner self, yes
Why are they always so violent, loud, and constantly committing crimes? Why can't they just behave?
is better call saul worth watching?
youtu.be/OXGLnndctsEen.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slip_knot
>>225706802I'm such a diehard atheist, I am an atheist, materialist, AGI futurist, I literally grew up on sci-fi lit
>>225706840I've only ever watched clips of it and Breaking Bad on youtube but it looks pretty good.
>>225706660directing students at my collegeI just want the free t-shirt
>>225706840yes its gud
>>225706879i thought so too but im a few episodes in and it's pretty boring.
>>225706882i did that in college and also received a free shirt
>>225706747alright next bitch who likes me I'm matching with I don't give a fuck anymoreunless she's over 200lbs (again)
HAPPY 4:20!!!!!!!!!!
hang myself out to die
naked asian women with big tits kissing white women and making out with them
>>225706682Bach would have slapped you for saying that
>>225706972I'm searching for the last of this hash that will make your fucking world spin, it is the meanest straight bubble hash you have ever seen
>>225706996>Accessible way to seem high iq with minimal effort (only works on other retards)Bach was gay by the way
>>225706988or maybe japanese women barfing into each other's mouths and kissing with the barf and then eating the barf and barfing it back into each other's mouths over and over?
>>225706682>I'm so much more smarter than those normalfagsThese types of posts are so fucking funny when you look at the catalog and realize everyone here is just as stupid, if not far stupider than the average person.
>>225707012That's exactly what you are doing poindexter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptf94Q8Alg8A-HA! I have posted this before, but this is an exemplary yacht rock song in all respects
>fearing unemployment and homelessness>then I remember I could commit suicide anytime
>>225707073just become a refugee in Germany all the Turks are doing it
>>225707073join whatever the mahometan version of a monastery is
>>225707024Im not into str8 up barf, but if its that really viscous choke slime from when they shove their entire hands into each other's throats then its based
my nigga it’s over
>>225707044yeh but he/she/they/z is not calling anywun stupid
supposed to go to a concert tomorrow but I'm preemptively exhausted at the idea
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1792790450398009.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1792790450398009.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1792790450398009.webm
>>225707116https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_qakSasmL0yacht has an answer to all your ills
hate the sound of laughterbut love the smell of chlorine
corrr chipscheesegarlic and chilli saucedoner meat
>>225707164they must sell doner meat at like aldi, right? I'll bet they're good at it, too!
>>225707149Why is this a gif if it's not animated?
>>225707158we don't store body parts in formaldehyde nearly as much as we should.
>>225707139I know that feeling
>>225707149>trans game developer>german who has a boner while lighting himself on fire
I'm probably seeing Sleaford Mods in like two weeks because that is hilarious, they just keep playing here
>>225707189don't worry about it
and I've kind of heard of Sleaford Mods off p4k before that, the guy looks like a member of Oasis but he spouts this nonsense to like garage music, that is the funniest thing I've ever seen or heard
>>225706682Those are multiple different kind of people, pretentious /mu/ redditor types aren't even normies
I mean, nonsense, I'm a cultured man, and I know of Mark E. Smith and the Fall
>>225707149I believe I was the first person to bring this self-immolation (roast troon incident) to /cum/'s attention
alright, launching solitaire, time to lock tf in
Remember that guy who toasted his tots 2 save palestine?
Pepperoni pizza: in
>>225707310are you sure its safe? Remember the incident that happened last time
thinking of releasing a new single, might top the charts
>>225707343i'm sorry sensei, but i must go all out...just this last time...
>>225707358Translation: thinking of passing a turd so huge it will probably clog the toilet
Well, /cum/; any takers?
>>225707332There were anons in this very general who acted like this was a big game changer lol
https://youtu.be/J-Big4OHpsY
>>225707350https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b42Qno-99LQgive that man errr woman some fucking yacht!
>>225707378reminds me of that reddit post where a retired escort was furious that men don't want to date her despite people online re-assuring her that they would have no problem dating an ex-escort
>>225707381They're calling him the greatest white savior of all time
>>225707350Chrischan is based and I'm tired of pretending he's not. He cucked his own dad and ran over a jew and vibe surgeried his own neogash.
>>225707378The only think faker than greentexts are r*ddit stories
>>225707381My hero tanked that btw
>>225707415>>225707432The trace gif always makes me laugh
>>225707378i guess im a total simp fag but i empathize with retarded women like this, because i am a retarded man. we both fell for the traps made for us, but they were different. in another society she would have just been a regular wife and been happy
>>225707423>vibe surgeried his own neogashHad a visceral reaction to this phrase
I've known that song since I was like 12, Boz Scaggs is a funky legend, tho Silk Degrees is an uneven album, I heard that when working at this used vinyl store in my early 20's
too many silly billysnot enough serious sams
alright I'll be brave and say it, anime is kinda based
TOOTH HURTS
interesting discussions on the forum today
i got milwaukee
>>225707511What's this about
>>225707515ohio bruh frfr :skull:
>>225707508toof hurty was around 2 hours ago. it's closer to 5pm now.
Walked in on my parents having sex. That was the most awkward 30 minutes of my life.
>>225707496WTF?!?!
YOU AIN'T GOT THE CAJONES
Why do people just drop jokes here
>>225707525Skibidi toilet ohio
>>225707508Floss around the tooth. You have rotting food stuck in there
not sure why there's a stigma to knowing your parents fuck regularly.
>>225707534you can't even tell me about your mother rn I actually studied Freud in college, I read like the ratman's case study
>>225707546I don't drop them. I type them with my keyboard.
it still costs $10 to make an account at something awful. i guess inflation isn't an omnipotent force afterall.
There is a strong possibility that I will be leaving the NEET lifestyle very soon. Wish me luck bros
and I have undergone Freudian psychoanalysis too, that was in my 20's
>>225707593Good luck man don't ever look back
tho man, I really love GILF's you know?
>>225707604Thank you bro
>>225707548
got boypreggers by eating too many burritos so i got a boybortion by destroying my toilet with a 4lb shit.
>>225707593traitor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmtIXOkQN60
The World Series is about to start!
>>225707008Best weed I've ever smoked was from a medical dispensary in Vancouver before weed was legalized. The strain was called "Death Vader" I think and it was Death Bubba crossed with Death Bubba and it was the most potent indica I've ever smoked. Incredible body high. I've never seen it available since.
If you had to work a full 8 hour job every Monday through Friday until retirement age with only 1 week vacation per year or get raped by a man of random ethnicity (how violently is up to the discretion of the rapist) for 10 to 15 minutes every day for 10 years (zero days off), which would you choose?
>>225707556nah it's a wisdom tooth acting up. this happens every now and then (although this is probably the worst it has ever been). it'll probably go away in a day or two.
>>225707642I'm sorry. I need my own place, health insurance, and funds to import an Asian wife
>>225707646oh cool i love international competition which countries are competing
woman is the [redacted] of the world
>>225707668Wisconsin and Florida
>>225707650https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soAn0ntBaIwHEY BABY! GIVE IT GET IT UP FOR LOVEone of the best songs of all time
>>225707651I'm a slut and love getting fucked so the latter for sure
>>225707645I don't like seeing videos like this after that clergyman got hit by that falling cross. It just seemed like another crazy video until I learned that he died. I hope this guy is okay
>>225707650I once smoked hash so strong, it'd lay you down and you'd start getting hash dream like a fucking bluesman of old, that was opium laced, my highschool friend had a whole block of the stuff and it had an enormous seal on it with the flag of the former government of fucking Afghanistan!
>>225707651>make money>or get raped...
>>225707711white niggas be crazy durable
>>225707625Is this real
i'm not nearly cute enough to become the prison girlfriend
I'm not cute enough to cut myself :(
>>225707650>it was Death Bubba crossed with Death BubbaUmm
>>225707764cute? you have a mouth and anus doncha?
>>225707651Do I get paid in the rape scenario?
back from the gym
>jasonhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1792800195316486.mp4
>>225707777
how can we talk women into having with me?
>>225707777It was some really good stuff man
>>225707800have you talked to this sexy lady >>225707784 ?
>>225707800you can’t
BC niggas who you voting for?
>>225707839thats why i said we
>>225707784hm might join their 'cord
>>225707845Panderjeet Gibsmesingh seems like a hood candidate
>>225707800I'll put in a good word for you
'za for din din
>>225707845Hitler
>>225707777F2 hybrid
MLB's adoption of cheerleaders is a good cultural import from East Asia
Business idea: go into businesses and bully jeetshttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1792767970676294.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1792767970676294.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1792767970676294.webm
>>225707845gonna illegally vote for joe biden in Canada
>>225707845Pierre Singh
what is the phrase that you yell to yourself when you need to go a lil sicko mode? for me, it's "shit on my diiiiiiiiiiiiick". real yns will understand.
50 minutes of work left bros...
>>225707886sometimes when I'm alone and I get frustrated I yell "awww I'm a nigger with a small dick!"
>>225707896are you in hawaii?
>>225707886I always yell"I fuck sheep"
>>225707905arizona, I get off work at 6
and as a curiosity, a classic Slovenian novel, of which I have the illustrated edition, is about hashasheen and hash dreams and Hassan i-Sabbah in 11th century northern Iran! It's from the late 1920's! My family bought me that for my 18th birthday!
>>225707886I don’t know what you’re talking about and don’t do that
>>225707886>>225707898>>225707907Do you people have Tourette’s syndrome
>>225707917bruv they abolished slavery in 1861 you can go to the police about these things.
i used to believe in love, and even more absurd, that it would happen to me
>>225707917any plans for the evening?
You can be jerking off to ebony lesbian Atlanta stripper videos on xitter and Elon will put a pitbull licking a pussy and a 5 year old getting molested next
>>225707942No why would you think that?I only say i fuck sheep if I'm about to be in a scenario in which i may die
>>225707651
>>225707942Feels that way sometimes
>>225707942faustian spirit innit
>>225707949disappointment haunted all my dreams
My dad's side profile looks jewish
>>225707725>>225707781You make enough from getting raped to retire at the end of the 10 years
>>22570795915 of being raped for a daily wage is just prostitution
>>225707950grocery shopping
uh oh, my annual review is 9am monday morning. i hope that i'm not in trouble.
>>225707942yes
Great niggas play GTA to escape their bitch wives and now they put bitch wives in GTA
>>225707987special dinner?
>>225707705are you a cute troon or ugly?
>>225707991You aren't now but you will be in 2 weeks after you get a huge raise and the hos start coming out of the woodwork
raining and hailing torrential outside. time to get comfy
>>225707973Is this your father? https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1792652435746256.mp4
>>225707991why do we use am and pmwhy not wt (wagie time for the day) and nt (neet time for the night)
listening to the greatest yacht rock song of the 1990's, Charles & Eddie's Would I Lie To You
My aunt uses two tea bags per cup. Crazy
>>225708002no, I just do all my grocery shopping on friday then meal prep for the week on saturday
movie starts in 14 minutes18 minute drive to the theaterwill i make it? place your bets.
>>225708011Wheresoevers't did you get this mp4 of me?
>>225708049the movie always starts 20 minutes after the listed time
>>225708011
Quickly!>>225679636>>225679636>>225679636
nothing brings me joy quite like subjecting some Anon to an absolutely abhorrent webm
This is me
They weren't laughing at you Anon. They're drunk and probably high. They've been laughing about silly shit all night. If they even noticed you they forgot you ten seconds later. You're not that important.
>>225708058wow only 20 minutes did they stop showing previews at yours
>It's another "realize a girl was flirting with me 3 years ago" episode
I'm telling you babyYou will never find another girlIn this heart of mine-Deep in my heart! WOO!
I can tell if a girl is flirting with me 3 years in advance
>>225707845I'd vote for OneBC if they had a candidate running in my riding but unfortunately I'll have to vote for the BC Conservatives, the VP of which molested a young girl in 2006 and threatened her family to return to India so he couldn't be prosecuted.https://youtu.be/MsNQB9g6MDkJust look at him, he's putrid looking.
>>225708114It hasn't happened yet
>>225708099I know this feel>Be le me>Be at le king soupers>Qt grillr is ringing me out>Our le hands brush as she gands me the receiptShe wanted the dick so fkin bad man
what motivates you to vote if you're not voting for parti quebecoist. doesn't vote
>>225708147voting no on the commiefornia billionaire tax to make chuds SEETHE
some indian girls are hot
>>225708099it could be worse. in high school there was a girl who whenever she was in one of my classes she'd always make sure to sit next to me, she'd leave little notes in my locker, and even asked me to go to church with her once (i said yes and just didnt ever go). at least you had the excuse of being ignorant i just didnt want to hurt her because i knew what a loser i would become
>>2257081830.5% of them at best
>>225708163Wouldn't that make libs seethe
>>225708183well yeah it regularly reaches over 90 degrees in india
>>225708183All women are hot and deserve a cool load of my cum
Girugamesh
>>225708193.5% of indians is still like a gajillion people
>>225708183Yeah, I guess.
>>225707883Danny DeJeeto
>>225708183Agreed
>>225708213Girugameshi ga suki desu!
yakyuu miru ka?
>>225708213i think you mean galapagosgirugamesh was the epic hero from ancient persia
>>225708070Imagine her sitting on the back of your head so you're forced to smell her stinky post-workout feet
>>225708224>>225708213Where does gigapudding fit into this?
>>225708238iie, mirumasen. zenzen mirumasen.
>>225708252Shine!
>>225708183downvote
>>225708183The amount of hair removal they have to do has to be the most of any ethnicity. Legs, arms, abdomen, back, neck, face! It's insane.
listening to the swankiest fucking yacht ever while sipping on sum carbonated bevanda!
smoking through the za
>>225708288don't you ever get tired of this bit
>>225708288sloveniamaxxing
>>225708293No, he's on drugs
>>225708285Hairy girls are sexy
>>225708293I love the music so much, I really, unironically, love west coast music
and I have actually posted about my deep roots in appreciating smooth music like It's Too Late, Baby, or like like 70's Laura Nyro, I honestly know a lot about smooth music
flossing my nerves
Why do ruralfags always want everyone else to conform to their retarded ideas if what life should be like? Fuck off and go live in the woods if thats what you want nobody cares. If you were born in a medieval polish village a thousand years ago you'd still be a miserable unfuckable loser that nobody likes
>>225708341did your guy/team lose an election recently?
>>225708350No
>>225708341gay and trannycoded post, also brown.
the president of the united states is BENJAMIN NETANYAHU
i'm not important enough for the cia to gather my data or spy on me
we can solve democracy by making everyone the president
the JEWS are responsible for NON WHITE immigration into EUROPE and NORTH AMERICA
who is your favorite pornstar
I'll be your Huckleberry.
>>225708396yo mama!
>>225708389That's gommunism
>>225708396for me it's Valentina Nappi
>>225708369Guaranteed whiter than you Guptra
why is diarrhea strangely satisfying
>>225708399I had like a picture book of Huckleberry Finn and Tom Sawyer making their way down Ol' Man River when I was a fucking kid! It was beautiful!
>>225708405everyone will have diplomatic immunityWe can go to Canada and commit whatever crimes we want and they can't stop us
ate a burgerput ketchup, mustard, and pickles on itdidn't have any cheese to put on it
>>225708396pornography is evil and it is pushed by jewsand yes, i think Seth Hatfield(rip) is based
Make political parties illegal
*was
people who say italians are not white are jews and shrimp dicked nordic/angloid bois who are mad a med bvll fucked their sister it's as simple as that
I'm gonna start saying WAGMI the same way old Muslims say asalaamu alaykum>WAGMI, brother, WAGMI
>>225708458they're honorary white like the japanese, but they are truly brown.
>>225708461BUJU A GWANN WALK LIKE A CHAMPYANTALK LIKE A CHAMPYANSTYLE!
>>225708461wagmi salam
>people who say italians are not white are jews and shrimp dicked nordic/angloid bois who are mad a med bvll fucked their sister>it's as simple as that
How do I stop being old
Any michigan men in? Wisco?
>>225708416guaranteed you're some mystery meat mutt faggot with anime dolls on his desk and tranny porn on his hard driveretarded urbanite faggot, rural people don't care what you do so long as you stay in your cuck city.
>>225708508turn off auto updates
You think I ain't funky? I'm poppin'! Baggin' dat groove like a daddy! I FEEL GOOD!
>>225708491sland salam wagmi brother
wagyu salami
LIVING IN AMEEEERICAAAAAA! hahahaaI honestly used to watch that video over again when I was a kid
>>225708433mustard and pickles are goodketchup is worse than tomatoesno mayo is goodonions and cheese would make it betteroverall I give you an A/A-
invented a new kung fu movei call it the rhino's smashit's like a punch but extra extra hard
Bombaclat walahi
DominDO what Pizza Hutn't
>>225708573Use it responsibly
tho I've seen the local zoomettes, mancold, cynical, Berghain techno pop shitthink I'm blind to thator like bedroom popthose people know no funk! they know not the saving powe of yacht! of smooth, happening, vibey, yet thoughtful grooves, man!
The Montreal Canadiens
>>225708623downvote
>>225708646https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5QErPDNcj4this is the first techno pop song ever recorded, manand Slovenian DJ Umek, actually used thatbut I knew about it beforewho do you think I ama fucking provincial?
Damn girl, is your name George? Because that is a W Bush.
Do Americans really do this
>>225708698*blushes like a slut*
>>225708661Is that Hank Hill?
>>225708698I actually used to watch a weird 80's LA cable TV show named A Girl named Geo that was put onto yt back when, that girl was named George!
>>225708646ha that's great. personally, i love gay jewish tech billionaires.
and it was a girl! And she was a hot! And members of the Flamin Groovies came and played on the show!
>>225708702I hope one day to celebrate the triumph of good over evil
What purpose do cock rings serve?
>>225708761i got my cock fully iced out
>>225708761Keeps blood in the cock
>>225708116How are indians conquering canada so quickly? They are a powerful people !
tho it was probably SF cause that's where the Groovies were from. I wouldn't call them a great band...or would I? I have listened to a lot of the fucking Flamin Groovies in my time!
>>225708739Stabilized videos are so sterile and soulless
I love waymo so much bros. Total Uber driver death NOW
i don't want to know about your silly brazildick
I wish I was a woman so I could live life on easy mode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuYi2sHoMLY
>>225708904
>>225708921That guy would be completely justified in leaving and returning with a gun
most popular attraction in my state
>he mades me feels short and brown>better kill him
italians are whiteitalians are europeananyone who says different is a jew, a seething brown/black, or a seething nordic subhuman
>>225708933lmao this is my kneejerk reaction when I see stuff like that, just some bitter incel manlet freak coming back and murdering normies
>>225708904the nerf is that they're too fucking retarded to realize they're on easy mode
>>225708950It's no north dakota turd bird i tell you hwat
>>225708953Nick Fuentes is 25% Mexican and 50% Italian and 25% Irish
>>225708953they're not like us hereI'm 6'2'' and chalky white, do you think they're like thattho I have met a guy from Milano who grew up here, said his dad was a NATO general, and he was the nordicest looking mf, that guy mogged me...tho he was definitely like 5'7''
in many ways italians are the whitest of all european people
novum filum fac, amice filifer
>>225709014>>225709014>>225709014new
>>225709013
>>225709017>>225709024MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>225709017>>225709024>1 second differencebrutal
>>225706730They're now in Brit with a yank VPN. :)
