cheeky selfie edition
are alysa (we love her)
right
toil runt weekend threads are dire
>>225719243dont know who that is
Ham, Gouda and gherkin sandwich with mayonnaise and sweet mustard for lunch
I am bender please insert girder
2 packs Mugshot Pasta (expires July 2027)2 chopped tomatoes Aug 272 packs steak strip jerky, Sept 278 packs cuppa soup, Sept 272 bags basmati rice, Aug 281 bag pasta, Jul 281 baked beans, Jul 281 bag pasta, Aug 281 bag smoked paprika 100g, Aug 282 tinned peaches, Aug 282 tins kidney beans, Apr 291 tinned new potatoes in water. apr 292 tins chickpeas, Apr 291 smoked sun-dried tomatoes, Jun 291 tin sweetcorn, Jun 292 tinned meatballs, Jul 291 tinned ham, Jul 292 jars red pesto, Jul 293 tins sweetcorn, Aug 298 tins tuna in sunflower oil, Jul 31Honey, infinity10L water, infinity
You are so catty
you are a biomass tier parasite willing to rinse hard working taxpayers for a cushy lifeyou have no morals and no conscienceyou are nothing
>>225719277>>225719272Robots
Everyone but you getting rinsed then
Mary, Mary, quite contrary,How does your garden grow?With silver bells, and cockle shells,And pretty maids all in a row.
>>225719299you forgot salt
>>225719272
Absolutely pissing it down.If only I had been trying to get a roofer to fix my cracked tiles since May while it was sunny. Alas.Oh wait, I've been trying to get a roofer to fix my roof since May and none of the lazy bastards could be bothered to do some work
>>225719299lovely most of a weeks worth of food there
>>225719332Andree Burnham has announced that all Britons should stockpile 72 hours of victuals He also announced "People are allowed a glass of two [of wine]" as part of this rationingIt is apparently just to do with the current weather
>>225719183both of them are lesbians
>>225719327you're the mong wasting your life with useless toil to pay for pajeet and his 17 dependents. You lost big man
The william hill prophecy is being fulfilled
>>225719350howling
am poorly baby
he has a point
All aboard the Queen Marry! A voyage to remember!
at least biomass bring me my pizzayou have nothing to offer to society and never will
>>225719213Now that's a portion, you get nothing like that over here
Sir bet365
Meltdown
>>225719393ummyphant
>>225719356Should've got Danny Tommo
nooooo you have to live a difficult life doing backbreaking work to barely survive because...its moral or something
I wouldn't mind if they were given mouldy old flats. Cold, dark and damp. But they're being given luxury apartments. Warm, light and dry. Meanwhile I live at home with my parents at age 32 KHHV.
Tilde predicted 3-0 City....
in the car
dollymong meltdown
the proles made a serious dent in the long shelf life section, pot noodles in particular took a hell of a beating
>>225719439you just sound jealous
City vs Village
Sir Paddy Power
>>225719457alri ringo
>>225719463Getting Started with Sentiment Analysis using Python
>>225719457Passenger princess
me?Expelled from school at 14Didn't go to college or universityWent straight on the bennies at 18 Haven't worked my entire lifeGot given a one bedroom flat for life34 years old
Need to date a daughter of a texan oil baron
>>225719497do you like cats?
>>225719380He love it comfy
Which one to watch:Wickerman, Longlegs or Don't Look Now?
wish i had a daughter
>>225719497ktim me but im not unc and didn’t get given a flat
>>225719497based
>>225719492passanger prince* x
>>225719497Lush. How's your social life?
They wont let the horses the only thing they like soon. Pull the carriage
Mad how much NISSIN noodles mog sloppa like Pot Noodles and Bachelor's Super Noodles
Leicester bros...
>>225719527Nonexistent
Dont move to south africa they dont like immigrants there
>>225719527I have friends and family, we often go out to the pub on toilmong's dime. We're all on bennies so we can get wasted on a mid-week afternoon while those toilslaves are stuck in the office working for my next pint haha
>>225719524No, I was right the first time
>>225719545woah a picture with words on it
holy fuck everything is so utterly boring, didnt used to be like this
>Russia have been threatening to invade NATO >Russia have also been lurking around our pipelines and internet cables for years>Trump is causing diesel prices to triple>Climate change has meant British farmers yields have been struggling for the last year or two>Climate change is causing more dramatic storms and can cause short power outagesIf anyone has been paying the slightest bit of attention then having a small stockpile is the most basic thing you can do, even if it's just a small power outage from a storm.But no, NOW the government are preparing us for some super secret doomsday that they aren't revealing Honestly the pathetic British public deserve to suffer. Absolute retards the lot of you
did the man kick the ball?
theres loads of new youtube videos to watch so i'll be making a start on those today
might chemically castrate myself so i'm fine with being an incel
lovely scents of rosemary and nutmeg wafting through my 450sqft one bed flat
>>225719583Id rather die then stock up
>>225719519Based? What is based about that? Nigga has wasted his whole entire life and never done anything never had any experience of anything and you say based? What is wrong with you?
>>225719585On the red letter media for me
>>225719571There we go. Good lad I say GOOD lad!
scotland is beautiful .
>>225719585Ill be watching the Glock9 liberator series
>>225719607it made you seethe
>>225719607I've experienced far more than you ever have toilmong. I have the freedom to do whatever I want, while you have to work for your bread. Pipe down
>>225719487ok
carry him in there
>>225719604How will you stock up when you're dead?
>>225719643Adorable
Did some coding yesterday kind of grim that if you forget a single bracket or comma the whole thing fucks up
>>225719643Rorke taking them into the loo and seeing if they die
hope russia invades us and dismantles this miserable little island to be honest
neet cope levels rising
>>225719656Clever and funny
>>225719583there will be food shortages when el nino starts and no fuel because of the war in the middle eastwe're done for
>>225719656sent that ESL freak flying
The British public depleted the country's toilet roll stock during COVID despite the shops staying open. Bunch of morons.
>>225719665Have you tried the farmer was replaced it's a good way to learn
>>225719243
>>225719703Every state does except for glorious China. We live in a just in time, nine meals away from anarchy society.
remember when i were a kid i told myself that’d i be mysterious and aloof backfired, of course
>>225719684And the British public will say "why did no one warn us?"
>>225719703they did a study about the panic buyingit was the older boomers thinking they weren't coming out for 18 monthsmost of everyone else under 50 acted sanely
when greekmong finally stops posting but then heathernonce logs in
>>225719583>But no, NOW the government are preparing us for some super secret doomsday that they aren't revealingyeah because a storm was occurring and he said stock up in case the roads are closednot everything is a conspiracy
bum farto
I thought Russia was a third world broken country with a shit military that cant even take Ukraine? Now we have to stockpile for some mega invasion? Which is it leftymong
>>225719750>hybrid warfare doesnt existshut up vlad
>>225719674they don't call you desperate to fit in canadian for nothing do they?
>>225719750@gchq, this one is showing signs of independent thought please sort it out
>>225719743I know, that's what I was saying
>>225719771who is they
I'm a neet freak and a neat freak
>>225719765Go die for Pooland òr Lapland if you give that much of a shit.
just bought a wind up torch and a bucket for poo for when the war comes
>>225719765Well they could have used a bit of that in taking Ukraine. What even is "hybrid warfare" anyone lil nigga be playing too much call of duty all warfare is based on deception!!
Fresh potatoes in france.
>stock upstock up on cash. food harvests decreased by 10-20% this year the lowest in 40 yearsthat combined with no improvement likely for the next crop due to fertiliser collapse will worsen itand with diesel increasing the prices will be worseexpect a 30% increase in food bill and near complete reliance on grain and vegetable imports
>>225719788Me and my pals
>>225719213peng scran
>>225719771dtfic died i mindraped him into his grave
>>225719797It's called drone strikes, cutting undersea cables, manipulating your granddad on Facebook, chemical attacks in Salisbury, etc
>>225719795personally bought 3 stocks of velo guava passionfruit, wouldn’t want to run out now would i
MW4 looks proper good, shame it took them a decade to realise the formula was there all along
>>225719797They do use it on Ukraine, they just mean hacking and stuff
>>225719819never been called that before though
>>225719839Can it run on my dell laptop?
Uh oh, an anon mentioned Russia. Here come the same old posts in quick succession again
ill just keep living on stolen supermarket sandwiches
>>225719816Nice to see you've moved on from panicking about a 4chan ban
ah yes russia hacked all the elections where my leftymong politics got rejected. They posted green frog cartoons you see
rorke falling victim to a hybrid blacking
>>225719846Too bad
>>225719457You barely show anything of yourself and from what I see you still look like a joke
You need to have 2 women on rotation at any given time. One you're sleeping with and another you intend to sleep with
what the fuck have you retards been talking about prepping for all morning its a fucking light breeze calm down your Pip will still be there at the dole office on thursday just remember to fully charge your mobility scooter
>>225719867ok how are you otherwise got any plans this weekend
>>225719816don’t have any cash, they all flew out my wallet on a windy day you see
>>225719862No like hacking Sainsbury's and shutting down their system so they have to close for a week that kind of thing
>>225719829ah yes hybrid warfare with drone strikes and facebook posts little bro thinks hes james bond
>>225719878my pip gets paid directly to my account
rorke gazing proudly at his two 24-pack tins of aldi own-brand baked beans
>>225719497Why would you be given a flat?
>>225719878I'm making fun of the British public spazzing out because of some boring advice to stock up on beans but Rorke in Facebook things Sir Keir Starmer is lying to us and knows about us getting nuked
>>225719880Me and my pals are going to talk about you some more
>>225719872
personal independence pussy
do find it interesting that toilet paper was the very first thing so many people wanted to stock up on, almost like a hivemind
>>225719911sweet
>zone 1 apartment>first class degree from northern russell group university>listening to the rain pitter patter against the floor the ceiling windows>the rest is politics playing on the sonos>hermes blanket>comfy slippers from uniqlo>playing on my macbook>gf watching twitch on the gaming PC>claridge's delivery just arrivedSOTD: Tom Ford Tobacco Vanille (2026 version)
>>225719890Oh no did russia make your runtslop sandwiches a bit soggy did they? You are mental mate
>>225719497How'd you get expelled?
>>225719891You're living in 2007 drone attacks are pretty easy now
>>225719917The movies taught them that
Retaking my Maths GCSE at the grand old age of 24
>>225719905housing register
i accept your concession
Science is freakin' amazing. This is exactly why I'm not ashamed to be called a nerd. Actually quite proud of it.
a russian bot hacked me arse
Advantage: Arsenal
>>225719926No they haven't done it yet this is a hypothetical attack
>>225719925>gf watching twitch on the gaming PCcant even imagine the state of a girl who games and watches twitch, post a picture of that frumpy hog for us to laugh at will you?
>>225719937welcome back malaponte
>>225719941Yes you asked for a house but why did they give you one?
Might move to Russia
>>225719890>russia can collapse the uk by closing sainsbury'sthey probably deserve to rule europe thenamerica has done more damage in the past year to the uk than russia has in the past century
>>225719973Who are you quoting
>>225719958she's not frumpy
>>225719931I kept getting suspended for various reasons ranging from sexual and physical assault and by the 9th time it happened by Year 9 I was expelled and banned from the premises after I slashed a students face with a metal ruler
>>225719962because he needed a place to live, obviously
Favourite member of RLM?
if you love russia so much why don’t you marry it?
>>225719971sankt petrbyrg
>>225719997Rich
>>225719902ALDI doesn't do 24 packs of beans
>>225719962Its not based on any kind of merit or qualification dumb dumb, its a public service where you simply wait on a list
you don't get to bring a plane
>>225719986based, I wish I had been confrontational in school, always let people get away with too much
Why does Rorke love Russia now
>>225719997i like all of them except fat josh
>>225719986>slashed a students face with a metal rulerdeserved?
>>225719982right so its not warfare or relevant and it was a response to the ukraine bombing non-military servers in russia
suffice to say I've got my bum out
>>225719986do you have a criminal record
>>225719986Son
>>225720025You're rambling
>>225720019He wants a poz load
>>225720020Josh is the only likeable one
worried what the new gf will think of my IBS
>>225719997mike purely for the magic johnson joke
Schrodinger's Russia playing out again
>>225720018>>225720022>>225720033It's a made up story. Here, check this archive link where the details of the story have changed.https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/225606627/#q225607126
>>225719997for me it's mike
feels like I’m browsing Viva street with all these pictured of Latinas!
meltdown
>>225719986kek we had a kid like this in secondary called owen, set his home on fire and slammed the (female) 80 year old headteachers head in a door.You had to walk on absolute glass around him but he was very amiable if you knew how to talk to him
>>225720022He looked at me wrong in the corridor>>225720033Yeah but I was under 18 so I think its wiped off now
>>225720044no idea how this is truesame about drugs deaths in scotland
>>225720056fooled again by that dastardly villain
>>225720045he’s boring and annoying which is why you relate to him so much
>>225720056Maybe its a different person
on the way to restauranttoil with missus’ familyberg and i’ve come to realise i don’t even like restaurants that much
>>225720076do you still commit crimes
>>225719990ludicrous impractical shoes
>>225720100Free food?
desperate to fit in swedoid
>>225720097she needs a loving british boyfriend who knows Spanish
Thinking about my cats again
got a sick play of the game as shion in mystery heroes unfortunately we losted after I died and got some other character
>>225720100
>>225720112restaurants, famous for giving away food
Could go for a jumbo Red Bull right about now.
>>225720128grow up
>>225720079No, he's the only one that has anything interesting to say instead of just going "poop!" *slow turns to the camera*
Columbia's Amazon basin has become a production centre for the country's biggest illegal export - cocaine
Fuck, she's single lads. I might try and shoot my shot
>>225720141corrrr there was a box of 6 cans for £8 at the co-op the other day what a steal
>>225720155yeah into a sock, just a regular day for you
>>225720155don’t know who this is sorry
>>225720178
>>225720155Shoot a brown child if you want to impress her
>>225720155yeah I just love a girl that looks like a troon
uh oh
Stick thin
>>225720125She's only attracted to hideous mulatto subhumans from the poorest ghettos in Puerto Rico
>>225720186HOWLING
>>225720155the entire studio shut down "in protest" at Ethan Klein cheating on her. I know california is full of insufferable retards but thats a bit weird isnt it? Its none of their business, and they're all employees?
>>225720205wasn't worth posting first time
I got the switch 2 jailbreak before Nintendo took it down so I get to play giant titties peach
Love man faced troonish women me
>>225720210you think like a literal slave
Don't care about e-celeb garbage get a life Timmy
>>225720247you're my favourite e-celeb
wank not lest you be wanked
>>225720236why would a group of employees strike over their boss having an affair? Being in that wheelchair and never working in your life is really starting to warp your sense of reality
>>225720011There has to be a prerequisite, if that was the case I'd have one too. You can't even ask for a month of electricity worth £80 as an OAP in this country. What would their interest be of giving a grown able boddied man a £200'000 house?You absolute dumb cunt
>>225720275she love it not eating
>>225720275>>225720195who finds this attractive? She looks like an AIDS patient
hope you're all getting leg day out of the way today
>>225720234they always horny and up for freaky stuff ;)
>>225719986What kind of sexual assault?
cheese burger
Tonight's kino
>>225720282try thinking about it a little harder mate
>>225720292Think and read through your position here. You're demanding to know why I was given a one bedroom flat, I told you how I did it, you asked why me, I told you how they do it, now you're sperging. I don't know what to tell you retard, find out yourself.
Russia bad
Solidarity to the protesters on the streets of France todayIn spite of the violence of the state, and misinformation from the media, the working class are rising against the destruction of their living standards and the theft of their future
>>225720322my "kino" tonight is watching myself wanking in the mirrorthank you for asking
>>225720334many are saying this
>>225720334two more weeks........
guys my brothers not here rn but he asked me to move his car to the other side of the driveway… how hard is this to do because I don’t know how to drive and his car is a manual too I don’t want to stall it
>>225720322i'm going to watch a classic bettie bondage joint
Apparently Russia is a third world shit hole paper tiger but is going to invade us, which is it leftypol
>>225720324Follow your own advice. You're telling me how you got it, I didn't ask you anything about the process. They and keep up. I asked why? I want to know the criteria. Gosh I see why you can't work, maybe that's the reason. I'm wondering what else you can't do for yourself
>>225720360remember to give the stick a good wanking before going and you’ll be alri
>>225720360it is very easy
>>225720360push it
And no, the criteria isn't you need one. I need one too
>>225720378struggling to imagine the person in your head who says this and you think is leftypol
>>225720360don`t DoIt ..ok !!
2027 is when the aliens arrive
cba with the family commitments
>>225720360not your personal army
>>225720407
This is actually hilarious. Watch from one hour and twenty five minutes https://www.youtube.com/live/9bn69x7LJV0?si=FlePzoRQfWwQGH2Q
but the price of eggs
>>225720407Hitler returns in 2027
>>225720452no i dont think i will watch your video
>>225720151why do you even watch it if that’s what you think of them
tag urself
No, I'm serious. Google aliens 2027 and do some research
>>225720497why dont you just tell us what you found
wish Mousey was streaming to explain the aliens 2027 gimmick he is the only one well-suited to take up Art Bell's mantle
>>225720463Why not? You don't even know what it's about
everything is a fucking psyop these days
>>225720519thats why i didnt watch it btw
>>225720460
>>225720508No. I think you're interested but too embarrassed to admit it, so you want me to spoon-feed you instead of you going out and actually looking yourself because that would mean admitting to yourself that you're curious. You are scared
>>225720546
Clocks go back tonight lads. Ready for darker, comfier evenings.
Remember take away pasta lad
>>225720555long strange way of saying youve got nothing
Aliens = Angels
>>>/mlp/43649982>>>/mlp/43650578>>>/mlp/43650995>>>/mlp/43651021horsefuckers of /mlp/ got 109'd by a British brony convention, faggots might actually do a pub meetup
my nuts in a vicegrip
>>225720586remember brokenwindowlad?he hid so his neighbours didn't see him in his own house
Man of the Century Me
>>225720581
>>225720538Oh excuse me. The people of Braintree (a town in Essex) are protesting immigration. Some residents are doing speeches which show how uneducated they are and it's funny to observe. They really are passionate
been perpetually high the last 4 months
I miss succulent arse lad
>>225719183i mean you would
>>225720586lol was thinking about this as I ordered £20 of cacio e pepe from a local joint
>>225720609I need a one way mirror on my windows
>>225720619apologies that does sound potentially very funny but it doesnt interest me personally thanks
>>225720600Anon why are you browsing mlp?
So what is the story with 190kg
>>225720635Sort yourself out
>>225720646i've sorted out my tummy grumbling with cacio e pepe
>>225720631we should take a break
>>225720636they sell those you know
>>225720637Maybe it's because you're not from here and you'll never come into contact with the situation. The dyed hair gang have traveled far and are now counter protesting haha.If I find something you're into I'll definitely post it. I think I know what you like
>>225720380>I didn't ask you anything about the processYou've been seething about how I was chosen this whole time. I told you it was a list. You pressed again for no apparent reason despite being told. I think your questioning doesn't come from any kind of curiosity but more seething you didn't know about something as basic as the housing register. Not my fault you were conned into working towards something you could have got for free
>>225720600send the nonce hunters in
>>225720684alright thanks buddy i might go check that video out later just because you like it so much
Rorke licking his lips and rubbing his tummy as the waiter brings his meal to the table
>>225720675Haha don't be sarcy. It wouldn't look right, I wish there was a material that wasn't a morror that did the same job. I'd install it.Imagine wanking while making eye contact
New>>225720724
>>225720640>Anon why are you browsing mlp?I'm White and Russian, duh
>>225720600why is an air balloon on a prohibited symbols list lolbizarre
>>225720693Kill yourself, how about that?
>>225720709Wow thanks
>>225720729what do you mean it wouldnt look right theyre common over here because they are energy efficient i would not like to imagine the last bit
>>225719183Weird how Germanic languages are very physical you can tell in English compared to a romance language which is all action based
