'ki 'zza 'dish
Grind up all of the unemployed above the age of 18 and feed the resulting gruel.to starving Africans Who says no?
>>225722175get it demolished and turned into a multi-faith community centre NOW
>>225722197No!!!
>>225722172had a 'ki 'ner 'zone the other night it was well peng
Would anybody in this thread say this is worth £80 for 15 minutes?
>>225722197dont remember this on the maths gcse
Tilde was funny today ok!
>>225722172TYFSTROWG
>>225722172Lasagne for me
>You're served, Mr. Rorke?
>>225722259middle class neeks propagandised into thinking fruit and vegetables will sneer at this, but my grandad has reached 90 eating meals like this
>>225722283*are healthy
Just had a fag on a lovely, crisp and foggy late october morning God is great
BANG BANG BANG BANG
>>225722324its 4.30pm mTe its already getting dark
>>225722259paksagne
>>225722163>>225722163>>225722163
>>225722362Not in my beautiful pnw
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1792859413087183.mp4
You there.... you wouldn't be worshipping Talos would you?You are aware of the punishment for such heresy I presume?By the rights granted to me by your Empire's White-Gold Concordat, I shall have you taken to the Thalmor Embassy for torture!Mwahahahahaaa!!! Die you Nord dog! No-one beats an Altmer!
Come home, lads
Pooners are a hideous abomination
>>225724032https://ylilauta.org/file/5bfab1c9ff5e4b6a
>>225722283lasagne didnt even exist in this country until the 1990s you moron
garden centre already had the christmas stuff out
Unironically the whole point of the British Empire should've been that we didn't have to live here any moreWe're like those lottery winners who still live in a shit terraced house because they're too afraid to leave
>>225724138>>225724173already here its lush
>>225724195
>>225724195Move to America or Aus
off to tesco
feel extraordinarily suicidal
I have a book idea.
The evening's entertainment
>>225724195my ancestors left. maybe your's were too cowardly.
>>225724195there were elites who lived in america, south africa, raj, australia and they stayed there rather than come back here
>>225724185Do you understand how the word 'like' functions in that sentence?
chief keef ain’t no hitter chief keef a fake, rorke
where to get ears like this
Anyone feel nauseous towards porn or lust provoking images at times
>>225724290no i luv byutiful sex lady
>>225724290Feel nothing on the rare occasion I open oneHavent wanked in half a year Simply risen above it
>>225724269yeahi dont. "LIKE" you
>>225724257whats the idea
you never see muslims terrorists attack fag parades despite the high level infidels that would be theremakes you think
>>225724290For me it's depressed
First Welsh bloke in the English cricket team for a while (it's called the England and Wales cricket board)
>>225724350If I tell you you're going to steal it
>>225724357https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pulse_nightclub_shooting>On June 12, 2016, 29-year-old Omar Mateen shot and killed 49 people and wounded 58 in a mass shooting at Pulse, a gay nightclub in Orlando, Florida, United States. Pulse was hosting a "Latin Night", and most of the victims were of Latino descent.>In a 911 call made shortly after the shooting began, Mateen swore allegiance to the leader of ISIS, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, and said the U.S. killing of Abu Waheeb in Iraq the previous month "triggered" the shooting.[5] He later told a negotiator he was "out here right now" because of the American-led interventions in Iraq and in Syria and that the negotiator should tell the United States to stop the bombing. The incident was deemed a terrorist attack by FBI investigators.>Orlando Police officers fatally shot Mateen after a three-hour standoff. The shooting was the deadliest terrorist attack in the United States since the September 11 attacks, and the deadliest mass shooting in modern U.S. history until the 2017 Las Vegas shooting.
it’s about time for a new /brit/ meetup
>>225724238Obese cunt
spaki melty
>>225724387ugly
drive that
Got the quarter of a century old pop punk videos in standard definition on the last remaining music channels on again haven't I
test
>>225724391trust me bro
I'm the ummypops pops po-po-pops
picking bits and pieces out my nose
Tilde got owned earlier with a brief history lesson about his posts ok
>>225724238Throw the narcissistic bitch in the jeet pits
bet the ducks are loving this
I actually am going to get rich doing YouTube, just need to decide on my niche
Most of you will die alone in some mouldy bedsit, only one privilege cunt will become the new Timothy James Byrne
redditflags down
what's wrong with the youngdem
>>225724357retard
>>225724535I mean that one is borderline unsafe for work if we're being honest
>>225724519cruel really big black carer needs to put a pillow over his mouth and apply pressure to put him out of his misery
>>225724515how about minecraft lets play commentaries.
>>225724259how does one ‘direct’ a cartoon show anyway
Got gay porn saved hasn't he
>>225724568Well you see they're all brown
My fantasy is hanging off the side of a cliff and someone trying to save me but they're too weak and I slowly slip from their grasp and fall
>>225724592they do all the visual gags they direct the storyboarding the facial expressions to match the already recorded linesit's arguably more intensive than IRL directors because you basically have to create the world
Off to play discgolf
>>225724603havent we all
Lush>>225724658Good lad
>>225724259Last good season
We should obviously just stay on British Summer Time all year long
just had a poo, you?
>>225722197Why not feed Africans to Aryan NEETs?
The dinner plan?Chicken Tenders65% of a large Dominos pizzaBirthday cake (home made)everything's coming up milhouse
>>225724682ok yeah that’s yankino
>>225724687oh don't say thatthere's a lot of gold in S9
>>225724711Pakistani chicken and chips
Likely to get a little man to bring me my dinner this evening.
>>225724568Conservativsm is brown, jewish, plutocratic and dominated by the worst people on the planet (e.g. Boris Johnson)
>>225724684put your shoes on you slut
Dubs tells me what porn I should watch
Footy is on
~ have no fear /brit/'s got stories for years ~
>>225724780So is the ufcSo is the hockey soon
Survival of the West? Nah I need inexpensive food delivery
>>225724741
What do you guys do on lovely rainy rainy days like this? I've got the footy on, my slippers on, some tea, and will be spending the evening playing the final fantasy tactics remake
>>225724776AI your mum shagging Andy Burnham
>>225722275had a wank to her in chastity sucking a dildo this morning
>>225724741>"Lisa Goes Gaga" is the twenty-second and final episode of the twenty-third season of the American animated television series The Simpsons. It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on May 20, 2012. In this episode, American singer-songwriter Lady Gaga makes a visit to Springfield, where all of its residents are in a state of depression. Lisa Simpson is arguably the most depressed person in the city, prompting Gaga to go out of her way to teach Lisa the meaning of happiness.sc
>>225724840You finna get Resonance?
>>225722223looks like she's the one that should be paying
Tilde said Spurs would win 5-0.....
redditfawns down again
Mad how leftypol actually hates the west and wants to see it destroyed
Not really arsed about 'The West' tbpfahwy
>tfw have to wait another 5 years for the next Ace Combat
>>225724901
>>225724838Why are they like this
West of what anyway?
Why does my dad hate Andy Burnham so much
>>225724949ur mum's arse
>>225724894no thoughts in this thing's pixie brain
>>225724894
rorke coming up with a "da west" rhetoric in a saturday afternoon is he, what a slime of a man
>>225724954Have a look at the nonsense he's being fed by facebook, will probably explain it
no rorke, leftypol doesn't hate the west, xe just disagrees with you on what will improve it
>>225724987I hate him and I don't have facebook. What now?
>>225724970This is who you're being mean to on here
the west to rorke just means white people
>>225725013No it isn't. It's a smelly gay man.
Unchaining my mind and and letting i rlw lash out because
>>225724839>>225724860fun fact - last Sunday's episode was the best rated episode since the loosely-defined golden age (S1-12) I'm thinking they're back
>>225724929Uh... Oh... Ah...
still howling at sir andy burzum
>>225725006Why do you hate that guy's dad so much?
a wank could very well be on the cards
Rorke reading The Camp of the Saints
the recs
>>225724954Scouser
>>225724964sameee
>>225725024scccccc
>>225725062grow up mate ffs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3JfHrEV78o
>>225725027Have to wonder what sort of insane psychopath is still watching each new episode of the Simpsons and then actually going online and rating it. Utterly unhinged behaviour, get a fucking life.
>>225725027ive not seen anything past season 10. might watch some of the worst ones to get a taste
>>225725053willow ryder one in the oven for me
eating poo
>>225725027'The Simpsons is good again' meme circulates every couple of years or so yeah
>>225725062dumb slut
>>225725094who even watches simpsons on purposeit's just the show that happened to be on when your mum made you sit down for dinner
>>225725140Do you know who you just said that to? It was >>225724970Do you feel bad?
(8) we are the brit team brit team brit team we are the brit team brit team brit team (8)
>>225724919i bet you haven't played all the old games yetthere's also the upcoming project wingman ripoff (project red sun) which might be okay
>>225725027im thinking the only people still watching the simpsons have no standards
>>225725151that just reinforces my post
worryingly black poo
Having horrible visions of the future again
>>225725144No that's not right
>>225725144Me and my mates used to go indoors at 6PM to watch Simpsons then we'd go back outside and play again
storm austen done gangblacked my garden
smiling politely
>>225725173God got us x
Pooners are worse than troons, it's true!
new forced meme dropped has it
>>225725144this is basically every western cartoon everslop entertainment
>>225725144trying too hard to fit in zoom zoom
>>225725027I still watch simpsons so I'll be looking forward to this episode
finished fallout season 2 todayit was good but the ftm tranny in it was very offputting
>>225725223shut it spaedo
>>225724939Leftism is mennle elves
hoamr simpston
Flyers hockey is onThen my Sabresthen my Seattle Krakheads
Thought this was Storm Booleo or some foreign nonsense
>>225722172
Supposed to get storm boelo soon aren't weDon't like these storm names, very not EnglishAusten, Boelo, what's next? Cody?
>>225722197>Leftypols response to "biomass"
>>225725144This is how I watched The Simpsons, at 6pm on BBC2/C4 when I was a youngling of course.I've been watching every episode from S1 since late August (just finished S7) and to my astonishment there's only two episodes that I had no recollection of at all>A S2 episode where Skinner dates Marge's sister Patty, despite Selma wanting to date him instead>A S4 episode where Lisa is entered into a beauty paegant by Homer Otherwise I'm 153 episodes in and 151 of them are crystal clear in my mind.
jeff is talking to himself
One of my biggest fears in the future will we will realize Russia was right
Get the FF7 challenge runs watched
>>225725316About what
rorke in his new wanking moccasins
>>225725309T is for her tooth filled mouthT is for her tooth filled mouth
>>225722172I wouldn't eat this.
>>225725316Gibberish from a fat ogre cunt
>>225724838Like normies have a choice and don't exist as golems fucking everything up. "O algo" is a dogwhistle now. The normgroids sees something and gets offended. The just fuck everything up and consume, and again they don't get to decideon what happens to them or what to think
>>225725344FOJF
>>225725344I'm sorry
Simpsons did itSimpsons did it
*points on an “i’m with virgin shirt” and stands next to you*
>>225725344you will eat it ok
ned flanders is canonically hung as a horse
might get some wotanic oatmeal in
Nothing ever happens
It's just weird that ali g is back
another fogshit yank post
Well anyway I'm watching the darts
>>225722172leftypol going back to woke 1
the mandem
>>225725436booyakasha now we iz ere wid da woke loony left *boomer uncs in the audience start howling*
how do you make a kormai fancy a korma nice creamy coconutty korma
>>225724877Kek right, the sex market in London is absolutely in shambles
>>225725337Ukraine in general, maybe some of Russian's anti-West rhetoric is justified, but mostly Ukraine in general. Ukraine being Nazis and Russophobes is 100% justified. Zelensky is low-key a failure of a leader. We are wasting so much time and money into this quagmire that is actually helping Russia in the longterm.
>>225725463cringe spackers
>Hila speaking to Ethan's mistress about cheatingoh my days https://x.com/yelyahcareful/status/2113722597506457674
UM
>>225725191sad for me it was dbz now that was a show
some of those umamusumes
Any antisemitism man in
>>225725458Not sure this fella's thought through the implications of his argument
>>225725492you'd worship jeebus too if you had a body like that
>>225725506nobody gives a fuck nigga
>>225725525love the yids me
>>225725506Oy vey
right
the final day the final daythe final day
>>225725508DBZ was on later for us, I think about 7-7:30, but I didn't always get to watch it because that was grown up telly time.
to anyone feeling bad today:just don't feel bad
>>225725538when you are a GUEST in MY thread, you address me as SIRcapiche?
>>225725567still don't know what any of that shit means and i will never ask for or search for answers
>>225725574Majora's Mask ahh post
eating fizzy blue bottles
well that's a rigged UFC fight stoppage for betting market corruption
>>225725586sound advice. nice one deano
>>225725588ok SIR "nigga"
>>225725586
How does someone fat and disgusting like ethan klein have a mid wife and a fit mistress
steven wilson's lyrics are DREADFUL
Sunrise. Sunset.Sunrise. Sunset.Sunrise. Sunset.Yes. We have no Bananas. We have no Bananas today.*sobs*
>>225725608did the man kick and punch the other man did he? grow up
>>225725567good lad, he's on the right path
>>225725506his wife isn't very attractive so i can see why he cheated on her
>>225725342Gp
>>225725620he's skinny and disgusting now
>>225725603yes you do
>>225725630wdym his new bitch looks like his wife
>>225725620>fit mistressIs that not her in the pic then
>>225725575missed out big timelooked it up just to double check and yeah it checks out for me
Having an absolute blinder of a day and it's only 10:21 AM
cant believe portable gaming consoles existif you cant go 10 minutes without so called gaming then God help you
being absurd and bizarre and aloof just a bit bonkers too
>>225725586Not feeling bad, got a £50 Polish slaggg in the morning
>>225725625leftypol’s slam poetry recital
>>225725726god doesn't exist mate
>>225725717no it isn't
>>225725732your favorite hockey team?
he's above average
he had some funny slips of the mask yesterday
>>225725726I'm eyeing this one
>>225725575Remember my dad telling me to "turn this shit off" when he got in from work, was a rare night me and my brother got to enjoy dbz
right then lads. shall we meet at a pub on the outskirts of london on november 1st
the lads
>>225725760You people calling me ugly baka
>>225725747and thats why youre a gamer
>>225725764you're as mentally ill as whoever it is you're talking about. have a word with yourself
>cans thursday, cans friday, fucking dying alreadyLads er, I'm not back in toil till Tuesday so how do I manage tonight and tomorrow on the big cans
>>225725760he's actually following mossad orders by hooking up with another jewess
>>225725801nope not even close
sir hortator
love it when women are a bit fat
>>225725803stop canning life is better when you're not a can boy
>>225725775grow up
>>225725754the swedish hockey team färjestad boll klubb, or abbreviated fbk
just had a fireaway pizza for dinner wonder how long before the germs from the paki who made its fingernails enter my bloodstream and force me to have explosive diarrhea for 3 days
>>225725782sounds roughMy dad used to love DBZ, used to stay up and watch it with him loads
Having a beerCoors tastes like fucking shit what the fuck. I got an erection 2 times today already
>>225725827Ah but lad, if I wasn't a canslad, what would I be? I'd be soberlad and soberlad is not a liked lad