Prev >>225728354Rand edition
Just ate two of these and they are beyond delicious. Probably the best frozen burger I've ever had. Highly recommend to my fellow leafs.
Sex havers what’s the appeal of cowgirl?
>>225735860domination
>>225735852the Dice Clay version of that joke was much funnier
>>225735849yeah I'm not spending 20 bucks for one patty
frig off, barb
>>225735860fuck off, randy, you cheeseburger inhaling walrus
Reddit Park Boys
>>225735860seeing the girl having to do work and putting in effort to show that she's enjoying it
>>225735876>I'm not spending 20 bucksthat's almost a week of food for me, I can cook
>>225735876There's 4 in the box and I got them on sale for $8.95 for the box.
>>225735894this and it's better if she knows how to get off as opposed to just jumping up and down
Should I get drunk tonight
>>225735898it's probably not real Wagyu
>>225735860>what’s the appeal of cowgirl?The girl has to do all the physical work of riding your cock, so you can just relax and enjoy, unless you feel like pulling her in and actively fucking her from belowAlso there’s a certain appeal of not being in direct control of the motion while you’re cumming. The orgasm is more intense. If you’re doing the active fucking while you’re cumming, you’re more likely to shy away from full intensity
>>225735917dubs and you get /druk/
HAPPY 4:20 RARTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>225735917Are you still in Florida? If so, yes get drunk. Get hammered at a bar and fuck a leather florida GILF in her ass.
>>225735891read the room, ricky
>>225735917siempre noche
k jims stream sucks so far
>>225735249just get a pibble and a glock
>>225735917Im getting drunk, join me on this arduous quest
>>225735860Fuck off
>>225735860I like being on top
>>225735876Twenty dollars was all it took to convince your mom Patty
>University of Michigan>Michigan State University>University of Central Michigan>University of Eastern Michigan>University of Western Michigan>Michigan Tech University
>>225735860fuck off
>>225735927Even so, they were absolutely delicious. Will be buying them again. >>225735932I had a girl bounce so hard she actually crushed my balls and they just started throbbing so it ruined everything. Girls cannot be trusted.
>>225735975what did you mean by this?
>>225735983why does Michigan need so many universities?
>>225735982she's supposed to grind and not bounce
>>225735860fuck on
Eastern Tech Michigan University College of Applied Michigan Arts School for the Blind
>>225735849Thanks for the recommendation, bud>PCBased fellow penny-pincher, their quality-to-price ratio is quite impressive. I quite like their frozen flatbread pizzas in particular.
Came in my pants award
>>225735982>I had a girl bounce so hard she actually crushed my balls and they just started throbbing so it ruined everything. Girls cannot be trusted.This sounds like some kind of serious skill issue. Not sure if you weren’t positioned correctly, or if she was doing something wrong, or both, but that’s never been an issue for me
>>225735989it's a mix of grinding and bouncing
how does one transition from talking to a girl to having sex with her pussy
>>225735989Yeah she probably read the instruction manual. She did have an insanely tight butt tho, she was heavily into crossfit when it was popular. You could bounce a quarter off that thing.
>>225735948Im gonna try to convince some guys to come out drinking>>225735959Okay Im sold>>225735951Wut
>>225736003Maybe she was fatI took a 50lb asscheek to lefty once and thought i was going to lose the ball
>>225735982girl shouldn't be at a 90 degree angle. She should be slightly angled toward you to prevent ball crushing
>>225735988every state does that>University of California>university of southern california>university of california-Los Angeles>Cal Tech>cal state universities>UCSF>USF
>>225736008bouncing won't get her off and is hazardous if she doesn't do it correctly
>>225735993>I quite like their frozen flatbread pizzas in particular.Yes those are a good freezer staple too, local store puts them on special for $3.00 and I always grab a bunch. I wonder if Americans have anything like President's Choice.
Did you college football team win today?
>>225736011>not skipping the dialoguecringe
>>225736028I hear Ginny Sack's getting a 95-pound mole taken off her ass.
>>225736003>>225736028She was probably 120lbs max, she just wasn't experienced and thought she was supposed to bounce up and down instead of grinding. I guess I should be grateful she wasn't some busted porn whore idk?
>>225736050both my teams got absolutely fucking obliterated
>>225736055Is ginny short for ginger?Ginger sack lole
>>225736063There’s a certain amount of bouncing that’s fine. Something retarded must have been going on like you having your thighs together with your balls sitting on top ready to be smashed
trolling on 4chan in 2026 is>say something stupid and contrarian>if nobody replies repeat it until someone finally says shut up nigger>UNC CRASHING OUT>soyjak image>added to gay youtube compilationpretty sad.
>>225736080Isn’t it usually short for Virginia
Thoughts on my shower playlist before I go out to vote? https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHmS6mOoGctY
>>225736092She was only 5'1" and had short thick thighs so my legs were squeezed together, probably why my poor balls got hammered.
grey cup? more like GAY cup
4tran users are too smart to fall for obvious bait trolls
>>225736011good question
>>225736112
>>225736112its incredible how you manage to make worse and worse playlists every time.
>>225736096this exact formula has played out since 4chan’s inception
>>225736112>this playlist wasn't made in 2012wild
nothing to watch tonight
>>225736150That's your opinion :]
My taller, more handsome, more financially successful friend is currently on his honeymoon in Japan
>>225736151ok zoomer.
>>225736011>take her out for drinks>have a few drinks>invite her back to your place>chat for a while, maybe have another drink>start kissing and such, do a little foreplay>have sex
>>225736170world series
>>225736181good for him
>shower playlistI listen to Nick Fuentes rant about jews and corruption in the shower. If he doesn't have any new episodes out I listen to old Opie and Anthony or Ron & Fez episodes.Just finished the Davey Mac's Jack 'n' Ride invention episode, classic.
>>225736214>I listen to Nick FuentesThat's fucking cringe dude. Taking part in modernity is cringe.
I sometimes can’t help myself, but I try to avoid consooming content while I’m in the shower. I’m already on my fucking phone 24/7; the shower is one of the only moments all day where I’m just there with my own thoughts
>>225736214imagine being so deep in it you cant even take a shower without your phone making noise at you
Im at a BBQ restaurant and this black waitress has a cute southern accent, my dick cant get hard enough
>>225736196great movie
>>225736252Show her your penis so she can suck on it
>>225736041Texas Chainsaw Massacre
>>225736244I like getting as stoned as possible and having a good time in the shower lol. I turn the temp up at hot as I can and get it all steamy and groovy in there.
>>225736245That's the only time I listen to stuff like that, I don't touch my phone 99% of the day because I work a real job that requires me to use a stupid work phone. >>225736242Everything is cringe and gay and fake. Get over it.
>>225736096Trolling is an lost art
*cracks open a brewski*alri alri alri
>>225736190>get sued because intoxicated people cant consenti wonder why the birth rates per woman are less than 2
Showering might be the only thing that still gives me some minor level of physical enjoyment. Otherwise I'm basically dead inside and out.
>>225736297KTIM
doggy style is awkward if your heights aren't compatible desu
>>225736296They don’t sue as long as you’re tall, handsome, and rich
>>225736290https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqIRp4QE-1k
>>225736265Shell be dissapointed by my 1in wonder>>225736276>>225736297I like to crank hot water and sit on my floor so soak it all in
I deserve this
had a dream that a jewtube lets gayer i used to watch a bajillion years ago died and started haunting my house silent hill style. where i had to try and help him understand he was dead and move past his guilt for posting lets plays. it was really sad. i woke up at 5pm today
If i was a whale i would krill myself
>>225736318just grab her waist womyns weigh like 50 pounds
>>225736329>I like to crank hot water and sit on my floor so soak it all inUsed to do that but then thoughts would start to creep in and that made it unpleasant. Most of my time is spent just shuffling from one activity or occupation to another to keep my mind from realizing what a horrific existence I live and how pointless life is.
Are people still using massgrave to authenticate Windows? Been forever since I had to install this OS.
>>225736331Dunno where youre based but Edmonton is full of girls like that, especially on saturday night
>>225736276i hate being stoned in the showeri always forget what's the shampoo or conditioner or if I was using shampoo or conditioner
>>225736342that’s shrimply alarming
True
>>225736373lol
>>225736358just rice linux to look like windows
>>225736357Chins up buddy
what a terrible night for a curse
the fact it took 24 hours for 4chan to update php while ever other site did it in like 6 really speaks volumes about how technologically incompetent the admins are
It's high time we destroyed Canada once and for all.
>>225736373what
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRMIgT3thFM
>>225736444don't threaten me with a good time
>>225736318it's hard to doggy short girls?
>>225736399Linux isn't appropriate for this computer I am making unfortunately.
>>225736444we need to before it's too late
>>225736431as opposed to a good night for a curse?
Wasted $68.57 trying to recreate hot cheetos powder
>>225736318pronebone is better
>>225736444Your Air Force can wipe the entire leaf Air Force in 6 hours, its not a fair fight
>>225736485this guys a sex enjoyer
>>225736462Yeah. Your dick has to awkwardly bend downwards to fit in.
>>225736485I just lay down and let them do whatever
you know where to aim
>>225736511Imagine all the shit particle thats gonna kick up after Bramptonistan is bombed
so we're all watching the world series, right?
found out my coworkers were gossiping about me they keep saying behind my back that im going to snap :/ last month it was calling me chester the molester
>stronger goyim invadr and take all your women>impregnate them>"um a-actually the children are jewish because their mothers are jewish!"what kind of cope is this? why else would judaism be passed matrilineally?
>>225736504Also this applies to reverse cowgirl where the girl bends forward. Watch any amateur video and you can see the dick bend and the guy has to constantly be pushing on it to work it back into place.
>>225736537>chester the molesterlol
and the worst thing that came out of this was someone said i look like caillou if he was a future predator behind my back
>>225736537lmao
>>225736528The temperature of the thermonuclear blast will vaporize and destroy any pathogens that are released. The only lingering risk will be a.) fallout, and b.) radioactive jeet zombies.
>>225736533yessir
>>225736560based white man
>>225736554You need to do something about those vibes of yoursThey stink
Remember that time when everyone lied and said they think of the Roman Empire every day
bombing canada will result in a phenomenon similar to a hypothetical yellowstone eruption except it will be poop instead of ash
>>225736582ok what am i doing wrong? when i finish work early i watch anime
I really don't appreciate some of these uploaders sneaking transgender porn in with the regular stuff. There's segmented categories for a reason, and I suspect they didn't upload tranny porn to the normal part of the website on accident. Very disconcerting.
if youre not drinking beer and watching baseball, you are not an american
It's lamentation over oneitis time
>>225736616I’m American I’m just not goycattle
>>225736616I am drinking beer and not watching baseball, therefore I am Canadian.
>>225736633> I am Canadian.my condolences
My life is a sham
>>225736601>click on the straight option for porn sites>still has tranny porn displayeddrives me up the wall
Japanese like baseball, therefore it's good
Did the Dominican man hit the ball
First steps I'd take as supreme dictator for life>expel jews and steal all their money>create fucked up economic system nobody understands (boils down to if i like you you're rich if i don't you're dead)>replace reflecting pool with pit full of king cobras>hang all the journalists>declare war on random country nobody has ever heard of but never commit any troops>burn all educators at the stake>carpet bomb mexico>restructure oregon to be a national park and reservethats just for starters.
>>225736601>>225736649Even “straight porn” is proven to turn you gay over time, so you might as well cut to the chase and start sucking cock if you’re a porn enjoyer
The way you defeat the US is just by wasting their money and resources like in Vietnam or Afghanistan, and eventually they will leave cause they can't afford it anymore.
Having to turn on a VPN every time I want to goon to porn feels like a humiliation ritual
>>225736666I've been jerking off to straight porn for 16 years and I still don't want to fuck guys, so how about that mr science
doctor donald trump please be aware that the tyrant mark carney is hiding nuclear weapons in mississauga
Having a pussy and a cock is just too powerful
Patents used to tell their kids that they shouldn't masturbate or else they'd go blind. Now parents can say not to goon because it'll make you cut your dick off and dress like a woman
>>225736671dont forget to pay retards to protest
I've never had a porn habit. I have a very vivid imagination
>>225736719I can't fathom the idea that at some point sex was probably easier to get than masturbate
Some guys are so horny they chop their balls off and undergo surgery to have their cock inverted into a pussy and then find guys to fuck them up that pussy
If putting on a dress made you happy you’d wear one too
>>225735860Fuck off bobandy.The appeal is someone gives me pleasure rather than me doing all the work.
unironically we could probably beat Iran in 6 months if orange man stopped pussy footing around and did a full scale ground invasiondraft all the boomers who support the draft as first wave fodder and we win ez
>>225736719>>225736732It’s kind of funny how the most horny guys end up turning themselves into eunuchs and ultimately killing their sex drives. Self-solving problem
>>225736732in my defense, it was funky monkey friday, okay??
>>225736774we are defeating them in every meaningful way real life isnt a paradox map painter game dipshit
corr looks like its time for an uh-oh stinky - brapp edition - hence, acceptable for exudiation intae pantingtonshire
>>225736094Kinda retarded how almost every team in the league makes the playoffs.
>>225735823Work just reassigned me to fucking Lancaster Pennsylvania for the next 3 months. What the fuck is there even to do?
>>225736774No America sucks at war
>>225736790strait status?
Barber said he was defrosting some chicken at home. Didn’t know what to say to that
>>225736804america sucks at nation building, we beat iraq in like a month
>>225736790Is this like how Robert McNamara thought the spreadsheets said America was defeating Vietnam by every measurable metric, but then America ended up losing anyway
>>225736803Drive to Kensington in Philly and do fent
is it possible for a retarded chud to find true love?
>>225736820Couldn’t beat the taliban or the Vietcong, lost in Korea too
watching game of thrones and I just finished season 6I don't want it to get bad, bros
>GoT
The problem is that the us military is designed to be expensive as possible so the military industrial complex gets as much money as possible
>>225736840It gets 10 times worse with each subsequent season, so season 8 is 100 times worse than season 6.It's quality decreases on a logarithmic scale.
>>225736826I dont have a car here, also>driving 90 minutes to do fent
>>225736840rewatched it recently and fink i was done by season 5
How about Gape of Thrones
>>225736887>not having a carthey realize this is america right?
Back from my shower :]>>225736363Sometimes when I'm blazed in the stall I do forget to apply conditioner. Not this time though.
I hate being ugly
Baseball is the whitest sport
>>2257368371) Korea was a stalemate2) Vietnam is fair, but desu I don't think any military on the planet at that time could have won that war3) The taliban were reduced to small outposts and terrorist cells. We failed in building the Afghanistan government, who folded like a napkin when we left.
>>225736929It's objectively hockey
Stupid Israel is always making us look bad
>>225736840oh actually fink i finished season 6. but i defo didnt like season 6. fink started tetting bad season 5, maybe erlier depending what happened season 4 but cba to chatgpt dat shidd
>>225736929Baseball is full of Japs & Hispanics though.
stuck my finger so far up my ass and took it out to sniff and i could smell the hamburgers
I eat rice every day
>>225736960One time when I was wiping my ass I wiped exta deep and when I looked at the TP there was a big sesame seed.
>>225736959Japs are white
>first inning>game already over
>>225736934The afgan government barely controlled the country before the US left
>>225736920The company has me set up in a hotel in downtown Lancaster so there will be stuff "within walking distance" and will "reimburse me for any work related ubers". But this shit is infuriating. If you step outside of this town it's nothing but amish fields
>>225736974Nice sport
>>225736929No, that’s tennis
>>225736968Rice grown in the US has high levels of arsenic. Consider buying imported stuff if you dontt already
>>225736983>tennis
>>225736989Tennis is more entertaining than boreball
>>225736836maybe, how old are you?
>>225736934Korea was a pathetic showing even if it was technically a stalemate. We were forced to retreat by Chinese troops and China accomplished most of its military goals
>>225736994lol no, not at all
>>22573699731 years young
>>225736666Your digits are admirable but the quality of your post is lacking.
>>225736803Go to the Railroad Museum of Pennsylvania and the Strasburg Railroad. Pic related, pic i took when I was there in August
>>225736975That map is deceiving. The government controlled all major population centers. Taliban had small outposts in the rural mountains.
>>225737008well, no, sorry
Bout to go out to vote. Maybe then I'll go to Dairy Queen who knows
My cat just walked out of my room with a mouse in his mouth
>>225736934>>225737001Kind of crazy that China performed better against America in the Korean War than in the Chinese war with Vietnam lol
i fought in wwi
>>225737034Hitler is that you?
>>225737013Imagine the smell
I can hear my neighbors fighting. Dude is claiming his gf is cheating on him
If we reduced the taliban to small outposts why did they immediately take over the country after we left
>>225737019i'm not a trainfag but that is an impressive machine. i think seeing big old machines like that is a litmus test for a man, if you're not immediately drawn in and captivated by it you're probably gay or a midwit woman.
>>225737013Your personal madame meticulously arranging your haram, but you proceed to strip and fuck the madame herself, humiliating her in front of her charges
>>225737055Rosemary...
>>225737062lol
>>225737034Tolkein...
>>225737025
>>225737055uh oh
>>225737062the madame can likely take a BWC better than any of those concubines
>>225737056Because the Afghanistan government was utterly incompetent and folded at the thought of being even remotely in danger. A lot of them probably didn't expect to ever have to fight the taliban since daddy sam would do it for them. That's why I said we suck at nation building.
>>225737055spice things up by leaving a random mens shirt somewhere on their property
>>225737023They still won though
>>225737108This. Make sure it's like FUBU or ECKO Unltd or something so he thinks it's a negroid too
>>225737023
>>225737164>>225737023The war in Afghanistan basically fuelled recruitment for the Tali. Every time they bombed a village or shot some towel head the Talis got another 10 fighters.
>China performed well in the Korean warAre you niggas fr rn?
>>225737161Stop! You’ve violated Mutt’s Law
>>225737055it’s over atpor maybe not, but it seems over
>7 leaf posts in a row
>>225737055I’m fucking her
>>225737176I have actually followed it precisely.
yeah I'm DONE with this semenslurping threadfuck you niggassee you in the new
>>225737193The most I've ever seen is 13 and it would have been 22 if I didn't interrupt without knowing what was happening
I want some chocolate
>>225737209All me btw
we are the daughters of the witches you couldn't burn
Moved my bed to a different place in the bedroom. This is a completely different feel.
>>225737055I just heard her scream, pretty sure he punched her. But I am starting to believe her gay best friend might actually be fucking her too
Sunday and then Monday
if you tell AI to kill itself it freaks out and sends you suicide hotline info lol
>>225737228we are the sons of the semen you couldn't slurp
>>225737055she's definitely cheating on him. a man doesn't throw that accusation out lightly as there is the subtext of being cucked to it. a man has to be sure before he invokes it.
>>225737055Pound on the door and yell "Babe are you okay?"
this is an /ss/ general
>>225737271I dont want to get killed since i'm pretty sure he knows my voice
kek it do be like thatDo you think white women will wake up?
Tough guy lashing out against a robot
CaravanAnd it Stoned MeInto the MysticCrazy LoveThese Dreams of YouMoondanceCome RunningBrand New DayEveryone Glad Tidings
My roommates are never home so I'm the one that has to keep their dog company so the poor animal doesn't get depressed from being lonely
>>225736951Hating Israel is brown behavior. No other country stands by us like Israel does.
Lewiston, Maine calls for aid
>>225737282Liberal women are so much hotter than conservative women. I can see why some guys go liberal to get pussy
>>225736978whoever deals with the finance stuff should be fired
>>225737250https://youtu.be/pRfnV_KC_WY
>>225737282They will literally never learn until it's too late.
>>225737228me muddah was a witchshe was burned alivethankless little bitchfor dem tears i cryTAKE HER DOWN NOWDONT WANNA SEE HER FUCKING FACEBLISTERING AND BURNEDINCONTINENCE, MY DISGRACE....AM I POOPIN'YES I AMAM I POOPIN'?HOLY ASHIDDI FINK I AM
>>225737297Israel is a brown country
>>225737274it's always been the thinking man's fetish
>>225737303They voted for it
>>225737282neverthey are retarded by default
NOOOOfuggin kittingtonshire didnae postcannae be bo'rd re-daein' dat wunhefta be effervescedverily dothisnae it
>>225737294So you’re their other pet
Eating pic related right now.
>>225737318post hands
>>225737341He's right though, brown people get very mad when you point out jews are also brownoids
>but how does this affect ME though?
bet yall nibbas never had yorkshire puddin'but i wonder if yall have a version in americaif yall dunno wha it esit like a pancake that has been baked in an oven so that it rises and den its cooked til its crispyso like crispy pancakeeat wiv like roast dinner gravy
>>225737341Post nose
You know what to do this midterm
>>225737341hands
my xitter algorithm got fucked up and now I'm seeing nothing but ai videos of theo vonn
>>225737341Post penis
Don't understand why the states would agree to bring in Somalis. There was a whole military incident in Somalia. The government KNOWS what rat pests Somalis are. But oh no no they're cheap labor let's dump thousands of them on our cities.
>>225737355Ron Paul was going to make anime real, Trump was going to make anime real, when will you realize they will never make anime real
>>225737303get fucked friggin peckerheads
>>225737395Ron Paul really would’ve tho
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>>225737386>laborThey literally do not work and live off welfare in every country they move to as refugees
>>225737395
>>225737407>40 posts early
are somali women cute?
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>>225737407>>225737425kys
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1792889575293511.mp4
>>225737389canadians live like this and claim to suffer
>>225737407>289
>>225737407>>225737425We aren't using either of these.
>>225737438Yeah because the only way we live like that is with AI videos
/cum/ is a blueberry general
The Mexican flag is literally a pedophile
>>225737407>>225737425I wish I could have fucked her anons
>>225737460yea alright buddy
member the polish pedoposter?wonder what happened to him
>>225737334memento mori
Stubbed my toe
liberty liberty liberty
>>225737475I always assume the actual pedos here eventually get arrested irl and that's why they stop posting.
>>225737470
>>225737282The proles will never, ever wake up
>>225737489Pedos in Eastern Europe and Latin America get away with it
that's because even at the worst, firstie living conditions are still way too good to be worth dying over
>>225737503She would be a petty bourgeois thoughbeit
Post a new
>>225737516Idk how it is in Poland but I assumed they would take it more seriously than they do in the Balkans or Russia/Ukraine
>>225737520Does she own a business
>>225737565She owns the business they are looting lol
>>225737400>>225737400New earlyshitter thread
