mick jagger with a beard edish
ok i will post
sir sp*c shagger
me through the years
never tell the world your dreams.
nigga look like plato
>>225739363id prefer you not tell us anything ever and stop posting entirely you boring mentally ill twat
Older, fatter, balder.
>>225739363your life is abysmal
>>225739371sorry i criticized the woman you have a parasocial relationship with, didn't realise it was so triggering for you.>>225739373does it bother you that trans suicides are at an all time high?
>>225739371>>225739373bizarre outburst also roar
>when the vidya doesn't let you pet the heckin doggo
>>225739410scream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cDdBr4AxU8
guna watch dis lads
>>225739434i look like that
just had to unsubsribe from another favourite youtube channel for using an ai thumbnail
>>225739451dang
what was it, i missed it
Why is the beeb like this
>>225739433I've been listening to a bunch of old VK. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cYfa3JRdxA&list=RD9cYfa3JRdxA&start_radio=1
Pooing on my penis
>>225739449you could turn off the thumbnails if you like
>>225739409ahhhhh
/brit/ is like 3 lads having a discussion while tourettes spastics in the background say random obscenities
>>225739528If you don't immediately get it it's worthless explaining to you.
>>225739530so true...which is why i love to return. I just love reading the random posts
watch yo profamity
>>225739530i am the tourette spastic !!
>>225739509this is really good.
>>225739547my cat dpesnt like you
For anyone curious, that is from Storage Wars S3 EP20
i have chud fatigue tired or seeing the most retarded chuds imaginable sneeding about da joos and trannies everywhere i go onlinewish some communist alien civilisation would come down and turn them all into biofuel for their UFOs
Ian asking for Nick Grimshaw's autograph for his sister thinking he's Alex Turner.
we at /brit/ love portugal
>>225739612good post
Ktim
>>225739606ktimcan't post my own sophisticated chud opinions anymore because i don't want to be associated with the cretins
i like portugal
>>225739652howling
>>225739652this is why having a dog is nice, you can just feed him the shit you don't want to eat without feeling guilty
>>225739665s
>>225739656exactly, i can tolerate any ideological debate if the people involved are actually capable of basic human thoughtbut most people these days are drooling imbeciles who always make their own side look bad
found out about spongebob
I was bummed early in the evening. It was alrightDoes /brit/ like getting bummed?
how did he remain so calm?
>>225739696People just do not read these days and you cannot truly think if you can't focus on an extended piece of writing for a decent amount of time.
>>225739711um
Thought you’d all like to know that I’ve just had a lovely wank to some WMBF pornography just now.
>>225739716people these days think a 15 minute long AI generate youtube video is a replacement for hours of reading and study
>>225739728To quote Metallica: sad but true.
>>225739711My dad doesn't like me that much
existence is suffering
>>225739711I often fantasise about taking a big fucking hard cock up my arse, but I just know that it would be the point of no return. As an anal virgin I can still kind of think of myself as straight, but once I'd been bummed once I'd become a complete cock slut.
>>225739725we support that ok
just cant bring myself to do anything
>>225739696stop arguing with goys, your mental health will improve a lot.accept that 90% of this world is beyond saving.
oi ladhow goes it?just stop itjust stop doing what you're doing and go to London seduce a nigerian descent woman
https://youtu.be/eyjZUR5-tdY
>>225739765you should move to the azores
>>225739714By believing in a higher power
>>225739770bharati trvke
>>225739743>>225739760ktim
the death of godthe death of manthe death of the universeall these things shall come to pass
lockdown done screwed with my head
>>225739794when all this covid shit rolls over im going to turn my life around
>>225739765i will do it for you portugalanon !!
im buzz lightyeari cum in pies
>>225739806he didn't say that
i don't cumever
since when you can you post images in the youtube comments
5am and you’re still up making spazzy posts as if you were still 14
>>225739839its over
familyberg often pesters me about what music i liketruth is i listen to a lot of emo, screamo, post-hardcore, post-metal, blackgaze, metalcore, also a lot of weird and experimental shiti tell them as much every time they askand then at family gatherings they ask me to play some for them, with everyone gathered around, in between sipping champagne and playing their taylor swift and their top 40 chart pop bops i say no, if i play it, it will ruin the moodthey get pissy about me not playing itit's a lose lose, maybe one time i should just give in and put on some merzbow or something nuts so theyll never ask me to do it again
Ruby is so shaggable!
>>225739856*4 am you RETARD
>>225739872nothing makes me happier knowing a metalcore faggot like you gets regularly embarrassed
>>225739887She is a certified and licenced "Arse Demon"
>>225739893thanks
>>225739887she is maybe the least shaggable woman of all time i think if she saw a penis she would combust
>>225739872Knew this was fake early on, but I will not say how
>>225739872>and then at family gatherings they ask me to play some for themhate hate hate showing people the music i listen to
I am going to sleep now so please don't be so loud now sirs
>>225739929its not fake but sure schizo out if you want to king, it doesn't matter that much to me
>>225739941ok good night x
doing a gay porn haka
>>225739872Just play Swans The Seer in it's full 32 minute lenght. They will never bother you again
>>225739944mattered enough to reply ;)
looking at my old childhood home in google maps with the oldest date
okay, i'll have a little cry about the state of my life. i'm not okay, and that's okay.
>>225739972dame charlotte aitchison
why do the clocks go back and forth today?today, I said
whatsa matta yougotta no respect Itsa niceah place ah shaddappa you face
>>225739978show us
>>225739986it's to give us back the hour they nicked back in March, those cunts
>>225739978Saw myself on google maps once
>>225739988gp
>>225739992doxxable info
post the webmyou know the one
>>225740022
>>225740032disturbed and twisted individual
>>225740022I know the one you mean, but I'll get banned
>>225739330https://voca.ro/1h79BxLO6o0N
GET THE FUCK UPSIMON SAYS GET THE FUCK UPSLAAAAGS RUB ON YOUR TITTIESYEAH I SAID IT RUB ON YOUR TITTIESNEW YORK CITY GRITTY COMMITTEE PITY THE FOOL THAT ACT SHITTY>>225740022shan't be doing that, it's highly illegal, have reported you to your local authorities
>>225740056Have cafes always been so omnipresent? Feels like you can't walk 1 block without seeing one.
https://voca.ro/17R2l5Iiq4Sq sorry little bit sleepy
>>225740084wouldn't know, i live in the middle of nowhere
Tim Byrne was once a high-ranking advisor to the prime minister. However he found out a few secrets and so he was zapped with the Schizo "Nigga" Virus gun upside the head
wait is there another vocaroo yank now
one day will be the last day of your life, and you might not even know it when you wake up that day.
>>225740120https://youtu.be/SilACo61IZA
>>225740119roar
If i were to live on the UK it would be on the Hebrides archipelagoSo i can be at peace listening to the roar of the angry ocean in all it's mightAnd also never have to endure sun and heat again
i need to know lovenot sex really i mean just that intimate trust and safety to be yourself fully around someone you adoreto be able to wake up on a sunny day next to the person you want to spend the rest of your life withthe kind of comfort and intimacy that doesn't need wordsbut i get the feeling its something ill never know
>>225740167I would like to live my myth in Tomar
hello
>>225740182hello
>>225740172same
niggas think they adele
>>225740205i saw the adele "nigga" he says hello like 2x a thread
>>225740089ktim being born into an unwanted life
>>225740167>the Hebrides archipelagothey speak a mix of english and gaelic, but mostly englishalso kind of weird conservative christians they believe its the sin of breaking the sabbath to work on sundaysand they take that seriously, to the extent it is the one place in the UK all businesses are closed on a sundayexcept... one tescos that opened in 2024 got permission to be open on sunday. its the only business allowed to do that.and in response local clergy held a protest and a priest even lay down on the plane runway to stop all traffic in an act of attempted suicidal protest / martyrdom
https://youtu.be/lrzKT-dFUjE
might just drive to skegness, walk into the ocean, and never come backthough kind of worried some human turds or general household waste floating on the waves will ruin the otherwise romantic and haunting scene of my death
think i'm getting on better terms with my alter ego.
Just dropped some redpills
hold it down twin
Checking xitter to see if we're at war again yet or if we're postponing the war for next week or the week after
mad how it should be 6 in the morning right now
hold it, squeeze it, push it push it downqueasy, sleazy, do it do it it now
put that nigga on a t shirt
black metal incels
wish king gizzard was still on spotify
incels interlinked withincels interlinked withincels interlinked without any vaginas to fuck
damn
anyone noticed how windy it is?
>>225740472>average net percentage who say each group has give positive qualities minus is likely to do five negative activitiesseems like a strange and tortured way to measure "reputation"also why are jews separate from white people
was supposed to carry the firewood into the shed before the rains but didn't because I'm a lazy faggot and now it rains and is gonna rain for at least a week and it's gonna be soaked fuck my life
good morning lads
>>225740571gm x
i want to kill myself asap, fuck gta 6
>>225740614grow up you foolish boy
>>225740617morning pal
shout out gay butt sex
"nigga"
might grow up
>>225740717
off ta bed, can anyone sing me to sleep?
>>225739379oh my days
the cowardly virgin /brit/ soft -a versus the chad subway hard -rhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1792770506354997.webm
>>225740764prefer the tern 'person of colour' meself
netanyahu is a 'real nigga'
>>225740737WTF!!!!!!!
i feel kinda free
>>225740831*takes away your freedom*
>>225740781"person of colour": accepted and beloved term, indicator of woke virtue and grace"coloured person": unacceptable archaic term, considered vile and an indicator of extreme racism
person of "nigga"
And IIIIIIIiiiiiIIIIIIIiiiiiIIIII will always love POOoooOOOO
penis “nigga”
thread not really off the ground yet, just a bunch of lads saying penis , poo and the n-word. Some would say that IS the essence of the thread but it's not why I come here. Going to come back in a few hours once normal posting resumes
women are so funny haha, luv 'em so much!
I'm a spiritual man and this is a profoundly spiritual world The 'yim just dont know it
>>225740938how are they funny if you can't hear what they say in the video?
>>2257407763 billion years of adaptive evolution "nigga"
now playing: runescape wilderness death metal remix (epic)
ayy bro watch yo jet watch yo jet bro WATCH YO JET
atheist “niggas” be like >yeah the human body? the most complex system known to man? it’s pure coincidence nigga
Emma Watson forgot to flush the toilet and left a turd in the bowl and when I saw it I accidentally the whole thing.
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1792866437079619.mp4
posted the old woman getting run over by a truck again did he
right well that's gore
3 billion years of survival of the fittest as natural law would result in a greygoo boring single organism autocannibal spawncamp hell with 0 chance for beauty or variance we have eyes to see beautiful things and a nose to smell flowers and ears to hear beautiful music and thumbs to create things
>>225741062grim
>greygoo boring single organismktim
>BBC edits out pride pins on University Challenge in ‘Orwellian’ moveleftypol will NOT like this
>>225741086>3 billion years of survival of the fittest as natural law would result in a greygoo boring single organism autocannibal spawncamp hell with 0 chance for beauty or varianceno it wouldn't
spent my extra hour this morning edging
>>225741109leftypol stopped watching the bbc yonks ago
>>225741109they're really tapping that sign these days
got a sore throat
might have a jacky taty
>>225741113we've let atheismlad run the show for 200 years and look what he's done... "climate change" Hand it back to the Most High i say
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1792883851901964.webmThe lesson here is; don't ride public transportation in India, Pakistan, or Bangladesh.
>>225739330he looks very english here. usually he barely looks human
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-jhFJopT_8>racist>antisemitic>pro-drugspossibly the most offensive song of all time. truly terrible.
>>225741153this world is disgustingly horrifying
norn iron the county lines ther so they wer
that guy whose money keeps blowing away out his wallet is going to be eating berries again if he goes outside today
took a shotgun to his kneecaps in front es wee bairn ther in norn iron ther so ah did i
convince me to get out of BED
>>225741216ancient chinese proverb say
>>225741181cant park there mate
fiona bruce's tuppence
>>225741153nigga woke up and immediately hopped on 4chan to post gore
>>225741216my hat blew off yesterday
>>225741228
tradionalists so we ar ther selling drugs to ar own like ther in norn iron so we do I
quite farty this morningprobably from all the lentils
>>225741109BBC has a thing against the queers now >They used AI to remove a "Protect the Dolls" t shirt>They edited out pride pins on University Challenge>They cancelled their gay and lesbian dating shows and also drag race>Have a policy of stating a trans persons individual's biological sex whenever they're mentioned on news programming - eg, "Anonette - trans woman - which means a biological male - says ......">They had to remove an article claiming trans women were rapists after it turned out it was entirely false, but refused to apologise>Not to add every week or two they write a news article about how we need a final solution to the transgender problem>Regularly invite in and interview guests who have called for trans people to be put in mental asylums or have been to court for stalking trans people>Had a news presenter performatively roll her eyes and refuse to read a quote that said "pregnant people"
>>225740938Scr
singing a nigga spiritual
>>225741246alri fat controller lad
>>225741216Good post
>>225741230sc
in this week's blind date we see white woman Alexandrea matched with brown man Pardis. Will there be a spark in the air? Let's find out!
>>225741301romanian woman and a greek man. timeless
>>225741301>white womanthat's generous
>>225741271how ARE you?
>>225741271based beyond comprehension
>>225741308>>225741313She is actually white.
Helen Joyce said on record:>"Every one of those people [trans people] is basically - you know - a huge problem in a sane world... regardless of whether they're happily transitioned... every one is a difficulty. I mean I know that sounds heartless. So the fewer of those people there are the better, in the sane world I hope we'll reach." She's straight up a tranny eliminationist who believes all trannies belong in camps or asylums o algo like that. Yet the BBC routines interviews her for her POV whenever they want a comment of how "women's rights" are harmed by trans people existing.Now maybe you think that's "based". Well you're retarded. It's bad. And it make me feel schizophrenic that people like her are seen as normal and respectable and worthy of being BBC regulars.
>>225741301>white woman>brown man
>>225741325mental how caucasoids have similar features all the way from iceland to the himalayas but then you hit the sahara or india and suddenly it's woglings and abbos aplenty
>>225741315not well as you may be able to tell
are you friends with your pets or do you have some pets that you suspect dont really like you
mornin' mouldie
SNL UK is too good ahahhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7cLytBz1L0
>>225741328not wrong is sheanyone who has ever met a tranny in real life can attest. You cannot have normal interactions with these people due to the severity of their mental disorder. Even if you enter the interaction in good faith it can never go anywhere or become anything because at their core these people are unwell. Their lives are unstable.
full of anxiety about showertoil this morningfar more than i am about toiltoil tomorrow
>>225741381suspect you've rarely had a normal interaction with anyone
>>225741328
>>225741328sorry lad but i simply do not care what happens to the trannies gives me the ick a bit when i see themits like spiders i dont actively wish them death but also dont want around me
Hunter Schafer, a woman
The bossy fatsos of /brit/ are waking up
>>225741381Yeah and you're normal, posting on 4chan at 6 am.Yeah I'm sure you interact with trans people regularly and they're also somehow more mental than you.And if they were mental, why does that mean they deserve death camps?
>>225741396tranantulas
im a miserable slug of a man
>>225741403BBC would have to say "Hunter Schafer, a trans woman - which is a biological man"
>>225741418*rides the rail into brit*
nothing wrong with spiders
>>225741407>they're not mental but if they are it's OK and also anyone posting at 6AM on 4chan is mental (including me, the person posting this right now, an insane tranny)riveting
>>225741430despite having loads of eyes they have really bad vision
>>225741328hi "nigga" just letting you know i did not read this essay x
>>225741441they have small eyes you see
>>225741433I am a mentaller.I think everyone here right now likely is.
>>225741441should have gone to spec savers or something lol, lamo, rofl, lel
>>225741418Good way to become pajeet street meat doing that.
>>225741362this shit ain't funny !!!!!!
BY ANY VOTES NECESSARY
the world peaked in the 1890s. all been down hill since.
>>225741461shut the hell up rorke /brit/ is an snl uk general
went for my poo just then and when i was washing my hands i noticed my tshirt had lots of small specks of blood on itnothing to worry about presumably
What if they made trains that aren't shit, aren't £100 for a single one way ticket, don't leave 10 minutes early, and where you actually got the seat you paid for?Anyone ever considered that?
32 in 4 days i need killed pronto whens this russian cunt gonna sink the uk like he promised?
>>225741450unironically so am I to be fair
>>225741328She's a retard. She thinks the government failed to do something about the rape gangs because the government were pro trans, therefore its trannies fault the rape gangs exist. Not the feminists who were all pro immigrant and pro refugee over the past 20 years, no, not them.These are the women who bang on about girl and women's safety yet they think paki rape gangs are a recent thing caused by recent issues.Terfs are a pack of mongs.
Hello pom friends, what did you do during your pom weekend?
>>225741492watch aussies spread them for their abbo overlords
gaypoorn
>>225741504Got a link?
>>225741492there's a storm here at the moment, Storm Bongo or whatever (they give them names), so it's very windy and rainy all weekendyesterday I went for a long walk in the rain but didn't really enjoy it. I thought I was dressed well enough with my light waterproof but I should have worn an ultralight down underneath it as the wind was cutting through me. Also my cheap shit waterproof shoes that I bought last year from Decathlon (a big sporting goods store) have reached the end of their life and were letting in a lot of water. I was thoroughly soaked through, glad to be home when I got in last night.
>>225741492i played some video games yesterday and called my dad and made a big stew and watched some football and had a wank i'd prefer not to talk abouttoday? i'll see where the wind takes mehalf way across the north sea LOL
really do hate the constant tranny talk, they make up a tiny percentage of the popular but mongs cling onto them as a central cultural war point
epstein lives
>>225741514Stay comfy friendo>>225741517Lush
>>225741517did you see palmer acting like absolute spastic?
>>225741538i didinterested to see how the media will react given that they generally live up his arse
gay poo "nigga"
>>225741522
>>225741511https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uZa3-RMFosentire city of it
snl america isn't funnysnl uk is even less funny because all the actors are posh cambridge oxford dickheads
make a post and share itthat is what we do we're all here on /brit/discussing trannies and poo
>>225741575You sold me short, there's no gay porn. Please honour my request in the future
hope it rains again today :]
>>225741538>did you see palmer acting like absolute spastic?
Millennials>created all internet culture>respectable side parting haircuts>suave>created 4chan and forums>RuneScape, Metal Gear Solid, GTA San Andreas, Zelda, Mass Effect, Burnout, Silent Hill, Pokemon, Skyrim>Powerful programmers>Taylor SwiftZoomers>can't use a keyboard>broccoli haircuts and middle partings>wear high socks like old men>Fortnite, GTA V, Roblox, Minecraft>Discord>AI proooooompters>Billie EilishThe choice is clear.
>>225741591No rain today but*shoves you into a canal*there you go*you drown*
goodnight guys x
>>225741605>generation warfareoh my days m80
>>225741605Billie Eilish means nothing to me anymore
>>225741605you have a very dull 'life'
>>225739330Haemorrhoid is so bad it will just bleed randomly for no reason at random times and also makes it hard to poo it stops the poo coming out x
>>225741605meltdown
>>225741613Preferred Modern Warfare 2 myself
>>225741560https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxOby9fQrpU
>>225741627your fault for being fat and smelly
>>225741627put ice on it or very cold water
>christ rorke you are looking fine
>>225741662why is her bed outsidewhat if it rains
>>225741662Paki bitch
>>225741662would hold hands with her
>>225741670
>>225741681>>225741681>>225741681>>225741681
