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a xenomorph is about to pop out of his belly
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>>225740331In In your wife mom and sistre
>>225740329all beer and no play makes anon something something
>>225740329Mental how the animation for this show was better like 30 years ago when it was hand drawn by impoverished Koreans instead of by modern animation software.
ray peat liked milk and so do the indiansthey are ok with me
Nobody replies to mexicans in these threads, canadians and usians are just jerking off to each other :(
>Delivery platforms like Instacart and DoorDash charge a fixed NYC Regulatory Response Fee (such as $5.99 on Instacart and $1.99 on DoorDash) to offset higher operating costs from New York City minimum wage laws.>Platforms are legally required to pay active delivery workers a minimum wage starting at $21.44 per hour>$21.44 per hourThat can't be true
> I save that for /wyt/ on /lit/. In /cum/ I just shitpost.but shitposting is therapy
>>225740348Would you rape this girl if you had the chance?Be honest!
>>225740348I reply if I have something to say
>canadian jason
>>225740349It is. It's difficult to get the job. Most of my dashers are using profiles they bought through illicit means. Big business.
>>225740348That's because we know your true loyalty is to /lat/
>>225740349If we get 10 or 12 guys from /cum/ all ubereatsing maybe we can rent a sweet /cum/partment together in the big apple
>>225740369I thought anyone could sign up
>>225740369if there is a city mandated pay, what stops the gig drivers from signing up for multiple services to collect multiple hourly incomes?
>>225740349>>Platforms are legally required to pay active delivery workers a minimum wage starting at $21.44 per hourOntario has this too
>>225740358I wouldn't rape anyone if I had the chance
>>225740393Low t
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGVneGgMpv0this kinda hit doe
What if there was a holiday called Show Me Your Boobs Day and the festivity is that you walk up to a girl and say Show Me Your Boobs and she has to show you her boobs
>>225740348blame that retarded incel that constantly defends pedophilia
>>225740358smug brats rape (you)!
>>225740391You only get paid when you are actively doing an order, not just having the app on.
>>225740349I bet they don't get paid for the time between trips
I love blocking people on xwitter
>>225740403Goshpedo
>>225740403you give off the raped vibesdid you get a little molestee'pooed in you bunghole?
>>225740391They buy the profiles from 3rd parties. Some construction Aztec shows up named Emily
>>225740393
>>225740319RIP amitabh ji
>>225740319https://voca.ro/17R2l5Iiq4Sqhttps://voca.ro/17R2l5Iiq4Sq
Get drunker. Do it.
ring of fire was a johnny cash song he wrote about eating spicy food in chattanooga, tennessee
I'd make a xitter but I'm 100% convinced that it's a honeypot and the next regime regime is going to just print out the list of people who don't belong in the future and gulag themI believe this is why Trump was allowed to win a 2nd time
>>225740392>>225740415>Included: Time spent driving to the restaurant/merchant and delivering the food to the customer.>Excluded: Time spent waiting, idling, or searching for an order while logged into the app.
>>225740438going to bed sober to be honest
going super saiyanplease excuse the screaming for 3 episodesthank you for your consideration
>>225740438Im tryin', boss
>>225740450wish i could
>>225740448oh so that's not an actual hourly wage then
>>225740430massage my skull jeetlike this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cC3VYScCH0
>>225740463No but if you use multiple services and are in a busy area you could do it
i rate this 5.5/10
>>225740463Not him, but it's by hour, but only the time you are actively doing an order counts. So if you do 10 orders over an entire day, only the 3 hours or so actually delivering counts, so you are guaranteed the equivalent of 3 hours minimum wage.
>>225740437>aged 24 no degree, 70iq, fat and ugly, manlet, joblesslmao
>>225740490All.true btw
>>225740483That jew had a funny Final Destination-esque death irl
>>225740480why'd they draw him like jesus
>>225740491You are probably 70iq because you are using an ai voice generator
>>225740450Respect the choice>>225740461I believe in you 100%
>>225740506
>>225740504That's my real voice btw I just sound that mangled and gross
>>225740480They still do courtroom sketches?
I think my dasher is in a wheelchair
>>225740521The cadence doesnt sound human
>>225740524I don't tip cyclists. Common guy, just get a car.
y'all are acting too cute it's making me blush
Latinxs are a little too big headed for my taste
/cum/ is senran kagura general
>>225740521At least you can listen to your own voice. Hearing my own voice is my biggest ick.
>>225740536*kicks you in the nuts*
>>225740545ew, gross, no. get some taste.
I got into a car chase on halloweem one year. That's actually true. But I remembered it's not Halloween yet. So I shouldn't post this yet.
/cum/ is a KOTH general
nipaaahh~
>B.C. Conservatives win majority. Eby resigning as NDP leader.KWAB
can you tell if a black or brown person blushes?
/cum/ is Rabi's general
>>225740545for me it's haruka
>>225740529I am autistic >>225740546Thanks I guess
>>225740572Nostril flaring is the black equivalent to blushing
i want money
>>225740610what about sex with women? do you want that too?
If a labour-focused NDP returned and they focused on the material conditions of working class Canadians and chose to eschew neoliberal identity politics, then things might finally start to change in this country. This would include a strict limit on immigration, because excessive immigration suppresses wages and inflates housing prices.
>>225740600Man i was saying things couldnt be that bad before but if that really is the way you talk it's ogre
>>225740616you bet
I cooked a steak today and the only seasoning I had was old bay. It was fucking amazing. I think I'm on to something. Old bay is the way
Jerked off to boyfeet todayNow I'm about to do it again
>>225740562me on the right
i wish i could figure out how to network with normies and sell insurance so i don't have to torture myself into becoming an engineer
We should all hug each other like how baby orangutans do when they see a snake
>>225740340based family guy reference
Fuck I'm s'posed to wake up early tomorrow but I'm here with you coons talking about boyfeet, canadian politics, and farts
spah sappin mah sentreh
>>225740618The federal NDP decided to replace Gagjeet with a Jew, so I don’t think the NDP will be providing us with a national socialist party anytime soon
i only jerk off to one boob at a time
>>225740676
Man indian is fire
>boyfeet, canadian politics, and fartsThe PILLARS of North American culture
>>225740663>>225740665Wow double whammy. Leafposting is advancing into unseen frontiers.
>>225740687wot dat
MEGA FART
>>225740663>>225740665lol
>>225740685thats not how a bell curve works
>thats not how a bell curve works
You wanna see how my bell curves?
enough joking around, let's discuss girl penis
>>225740701stupidass
>>225740709yes
>>225740678I think this new guy is much better than Singh, but a far cry from what would be necessary. But I'm drunk, so whatevs. Canada will be fine. I can go live in the mountains perhaps.
>>225740687
>>225740714
>>225740714business idea: choccy milkshake made with real gock milk
i dont really feel the burning sensation people feel when working out, maybe sometimes very rarely, i think i used to many many years ago
>>225740714Trans shit is finished. Hunter cut her dick off so the whole fetish is dead
>>225740721How is he better?
>>225740728increase the weights
My current hyperfixation is Cameron Winter
>>225740740obviously not, im just built different
Haitians eat dirt and we're hesitating
>>225740734>Hunter cut her dick offi didn't see the /tv/ sticky so it can't be true
Green Party could save Canada
>>225740701
>>225740754I saw it
>>225740750what does that mean?
>>225740772eural and Individual Differences: Differences in nerve sensitivity mean some people feel muscle fatigue or trembling instead of a distinct burning sensation.
I just found out Count Dracula was a faggot
Why in the age of creators are we producing less content than ever before?Are you all saving the good posts for platforms you can get paid by?
>>225740788
>>225740796Thank you Jeffrey Preston Bezos
Kentucky woman was arrested Thursday on charges of sodomy and incest allegedly involving a minor, court papers showed.Lauren Winans is accused of sexually abusing and sodomizing a victim younger than 12 sometime between Jan. 1, 2022 and Nov. 20, 2022, according to an indictment returned in Nelson County by a grand jury on Wednesday.The 31-year-old Bardstown woman, “committed the offense of sodomy in the first degree by engaging in deviate sexual intercourse with C.G.W., a person less than twelve years of age,” the indictment alleged
>>225740785Are muscles supposed to burn? What the fuckI have never felt anything like that and only what you describe
>>225740806jason tier post
>>225740806grim
are these the perfect titties?https://i.4cdn.org/b/1792901279696812.jpg
...we're out of wine
wine tastes better when its served out of a box
>>225740825No i like women with real big tits
>>225740825I'd say so
I heard las putas are going to be raped again with another episode. Can the porn addicted mexican confirm this?
>>225740830are those fake?
>>225740319This guy is very old now and can't walk or see properly, allege my parents
A portrait of myself
>>225740829hyb /cum/ is a bag slapper general
>>225740825too big
>>225740836lol
>>225740839Im interested. Quick rundown?
Being married to a woman who loves you is super cool. I am very happy to be married to my wife. We prob have sex or blowjob only once or twice a week though.
>>225740836Will be interested to see what happens there lot of balls kicking around
why are they making john wick 5. are they stupid?
>>225740839i'm assuming you are talking about pic related, because the mexican porn addict is only into trannies and ugly non-2d women
>>225740845Are they real?When i said "real big" it was supposed to be slingo (slang/lingo) for really big tits implying hers werent large enough
>>225740849Handsome, kissable
>>225740865i believe in them
Half the AI niggas are gay and also Jewish
In a diamond's eyeShining down on meA single memoryAnd it's of youOf youWhat could I findIn a fantasy?A burning memoryOf something trueSomething trueOnly killing timeWhat was meant to beFurthest from my mindWhat you want from meWant from me
>>225740870They look real to me
>>225740849holy shit a talking cat
>>225740865I go pee pee............in the.......potty....
>>225740876they must've thought the price of furry art commissions was too high
i have tds
>>225740870I thought you meant you like big tits that aren't fake and were implying those were not real.
>>225740887Toes Delectable Slurp
Been reading the reactions to the BC provincial elections and 90% of them are worrying about a trans genocide and fantasizing about extracting apologies out of people who voted against the NDP. You could change the names of the parties and they would be identical to things you read here. There's simply no daylight between Canadians and Americans about anything and it's stupid to pretend there is
the goat
>>225740829nojesus christ no. I bought boxed wine however many months ago and that shit is DISGUSTING
>>225740896>Been reading the reactions to the BC provincial electionswhere at?
I think I'll read a chapter of a book before I go to bed
>>225740879I spent 5 thousand Canadian dollars on my wife's engagement ring. It is now insured, by my home insurer, for thirteen thousand dollars.
I love the feeling of my human body. It feels so special to me. It's incredible to be me. Isn't it incredible to be you? I bet it is. I bet it's just as good. Are we real? Is anything real?
Everyone loves sea turtles
>>225740928True
>>225740897he used to be someone, now hes washed
>>225740928snapping turtles are not likable.
>>225740928Capybaras of the sea
>>225740921I really enjoy a lot of purely physical experiences even if they don't feel good in the moment
>>225740937snapping turtles are not sea turtles (though)
>>225740917
Jacked off 3 times today and feel a bitter ache in my balls radiating up my taint
>>225740896My perception of BC is that it’s the least culturally Canadian province, being much more similar to Washington State than Canada proper
>>225740937>snapping turtles are not likable.Only if you're in to doing the peanutbutter trick
5'7 GODS stay winning
>>225740947Um I'm talkin to AI and you're uh not supposed to do this
>>225740943I think I need to be more physical. I love the physical.
>>225740928I prefer freshwater turtles
>>225740947dr chudberg herei give you two more weeks left to live before your perineum violently explodes
>the least culturally Canadian province
>>225740806Nice
>>225740959saint bagelcel did nothing wrong
Hey just wanted to remind y'all to not post AI stuff in this thread, it contributes to the AI culture that we're trying to dismantle
https://files.catbox.moe/peed24.mp4
>>225740937snapping turtles are not sea turtles retard
>>225740896That's why the whole 51st state bs drove the country insane. It made us confront the fact we have become identityless and we simply cannot accept that fact.
>>225740944but they're big turtles that live in the water
Just drank a laker gold
>>225740983WHAT THE FUCK DO NOT OPEN
*casts U into outer darkness to be snapped by sea turtles forever*
*yawns*
>>225740967I tried watching the show in the bottom left but it sucked too much. The only Canadian shows I've ever liked was TBB and Canada's worst drivers
>>225740967I've been to the area they filmed Corner Gas. It's absolutely 100% perfectly flat. There is no perceptible elevation or incline in any direction. It feels like being in a Minecraft world. And reality is probably fake
>>225740984but how can you have 2 identical animals with one being cute and one being evil?
>>225740981How can a few hundred million humanity enjoyerers hope to battle billions of ai likers?
>>225740983why the fuck does he use so much salt jesus christ
>>225740983>adding salt to the hot cheetos
Jonathan the tortoise is 194 years old, oldest turtle in the world
>>225741009filtered
look at this ugly ass creature. Looks like a video game boss
>>225741018The drive was calgary to saskatoon is mostly like that. It's mind numbing in a way that made me nearly fall asleep at the wheel. I have never been close to that driving anywhere else. I wasn't tired. The landscape put me in to some kind of trance.
>>225741034why does he look like a meximutt?
>>225741031Jon probably is way younger and took his dad's identity after he passed like all old people do
>>225741036>a bossnigga just jump on his shell and kick him off a cliff
>>225741009>The only Canadian shows I've ever liked was TBB and Canada's worst driversi like murdoch mysteries but its not really on that much for me.
It's real, and they're calling it "getting cross faded as hell"
>>225741036Gamera!
loooking at porn has driven me insane it's like I look at it and it doesn't work anymore and I need the pornier porn. I'm jacking off 5 times a day I've actually lost control I need help
goodnight
>>225741056Arale...
>>225740983>peed24
i've decided to go pro in the official shitposting leagues.please wish me ganbatte.
>>225741064nofap asap
>>225741039I've driven from Calgary to Regina many times. It's exactly like that as well. The drive out to BC is much more fun.
its cold in my room and my furnace is on the fritz
Snapping Turtles live here, so they are America's problem and not mine
>>225741074I can't do this because the janny here in /cum/ will ban me immediately
regina more like vagina
>>225741077Realistically I have to block 4chan across all my devices, when I try to nofap I come across softcore hentai and lose control. But I'd miss you guys
>>225741096>not my problem>50% of Canada's population at least
>>225741034This was a hilariously bald man in 2004
>>225741096What's your problem with snapping turtles?
>>225740983>>225741027Is the salt some kind of prank against the bums that keep coming up asking for food
>>225741071I really like this image and am saving itSorry for imageraping you if you didn't consent
>>225741105This same man will say having bitches wear full ninja muslim garb is wrong o algo
>>225741118>He was only 38 at the time>same age as Homer simpson>ten years older than Costanza at the start of SeinfeldNorwooding gives you access to sitcoms o algo
>>225741120why do you think they call them that, retard? They don't call them "nice turtles" for a reason.
Skoki
>>225741034Crazy to me that this show was only on from 2004-2009, it felt like it was on for ages in Canada because of how many reruns they showed
>>225741122blahpipo love ruining food by overseasoning it, but usually they have a lawrys seasoning container with them instead of just a huge deal of salt.
I gotta be honest I'm so high that it's actually fucked up and shouldn't be allowed
>I gotta be honest I'm so high that it's actually fucked up and shouldn't be allowed
it is ok for people whomsoeverers't understand the joke but it isnt for mass consumption
>I gotta be honest I'm so high
Rich Evans
>>225741105Start fasting, being full tells your body you are doing well and have resources necessary to overpower and impregnant a mate and rear your young. If you are just barely surviving day to day its hard to become horney.
>>225741149You hate an animal named after it's nature?
Weh I'm went bwimming and it don't exist
>>225741217I don't like animals who eat other small animals.
had some dude gang weed and a frozen margarita
>>225741243You must hate most animals then
I was playing Halo 3 of a hologram projection's shadow inside a dream
just woke up hey all hows it going im aly im 22/f(xx)/cali ummmm i like to sing and play softball and uhhhmmmm idk have fun i guess lolol how about you
>>225741272how about you post your titties
>>225740368I live in Ontario.
The weeeerreworlf is what I'm gonnae be for hqllow33n
I'm going to be Glowie Cigar Cobson for Halloween.
>>225741285it's a mystery why you can't get a gf
>>225741285ew no ur mexican lol m(_ _)m sorry!! mudvayne rules!!
Halloween is dying senpai
>>225741296Me too!
One of my favourite game series was Titanfall. I wish that became a big thing
I live inside Canada
imagine your chair pneumatic explodes and impales your through the ass
>>225741432
Do not look up what time it is in Brazil
>>225741491sopa de macaco time?
Growing apart from friends is so depressing. How is it possible that I cared about everything you do to not caring at all?
femcelfeels
>>225741491What if I want to secure some Brazilian pussy?
>>225741533do not exist
frozen shining saint
>>225741535I'm sure our brazilian friend can translate better than me, but you need to stomp on their head with your foot when having sex to woo a Brazilian girl. If you don't do that, you aren't a real man, ou algo assim
Lost another thermos award
>>225741614its true, women want to be beaten and raped
This is a French book to learn English.>>225741530
>>225741660I just downloaded that image, mere seconds before you posted it
>>225741356Halloween will live as long as I'm around
https://n.uguu.se/RTFWDTBJ.mp4
>>225740319Do Americans know this guy?
>>225741356If anything it's getting far more popular
Genuinely have no idea why my sisters ex boyfriend thought I'd side with him in their brake up. Why would I side against my blood?
im not the greatest tool fan ever even so i can still wear a tool shirt
>>225741718He thought what you guys had was special...
>>225741533'cel or not i find these feels to be relatable. by the time you're in your mid twenties it's already much harder to party and go to events when everyone's working or studying or god forbid settling in with their gfs/soon-to-be-wives/wives. so you go to an event and then end up talking to nobody new
>>225741718he thought you were reasonable
Son, you're a fatass. A butter baby. Got more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Christ.
>>225741733i like primates a lot
>>225741771black people are primates (as are all hominids)
Seems things are getting real over in France
>>225741799Nothing ever happens
>>225741799This actually happens a lot in France
There was a condo swimming pool and that was basically the peak for me
>>225741799If only you were there to defend it
Paris is always on fire who cares
>>225741799I guess things aren't getting real then, since everytime you, Zoom Zoom, say something is happening, it isn't
>>225741804>Nothing ever happensChud shot a bunch of nigs yesterday
>>225741825>only 1 death
>>225741823This
>>225741825But Zoom Zoom, did YOU shoot your seed into any petite Taiwanese or other girls lately?
I feel bad for kids that are only children. Having a siblings is truly a relationship they'll never understand. You love and hate them at the same time
My pee has taken on a really strange scent
midnight pdt is when real cummie hours begin
I watched Spirited Away and I still loved it after all these years
France has their retirement age at like 60 and they wonder why they have no money to run the country
Poopy diaper in the hood prank
New>>225741948
Blood is thick but syrup is thicker. Think about it
Another beer, despite it's been too many already
>>225741925I have the very hot take that while being great it's very overrated and I say this as a hardcore Ghibli fanboy.>>225741850>did YOU shoot your seed into any petite Taiwanese or other girls lately?No luck there sadly. I thought I had an incrdible Hinge match but it turned out to be too good to be true.
>>225740476that dude is gooning
