Hila edition
>>225741681so who cheated on who
So Ethan cheated on Hila with that ugly girl lol. What a retard.
>>225741681Really don't care about these zhids
>>225741712she is peng
>>225741681>>225741685Never understood why people care about e celeb drama. Like don't you have your own life to worry about?
>>225741724lad...
>>225741681Someone looks a bit miffed!
>>225741740bro you're on 4chan with the rest of us simmer down
>>225741724>>225741746She probably does anal and rimjobs
>>225741753I wouldn't have even known h3h3 was still relevant if it weren't for this place
Tilde has accused Mousey of sending xer photos of his bum and genitals which may be posted here in /brit/
>>225741740If you hate them its good news. I stopped giving a shit about his podcast/youtube channel years ago.
>>225741740theyre not even celebs
>>225741756ew
:/
listening to some CLASSIC ethel cain this morning
Rorke losing izzat
>>225741812yeah he told us >>225741246
>>225741788she is beautiful ok
>>225741764What the fuck is that?
Don't know why I wake up and come here and read the absolute drivel this place is infested with. It's not doing a damn thing for me yet here I am every morning. Need to get a clue asap
bracing the storm for my mango monster energy and stale chicken mayo baguette meal dealOO WAH AH AH AH
Embodying the Platonic ideal of Wotanic Syndicalism
I'm almost 30 now. Time to get a move on. Time to take in some new sights. The train wheels are in motion. The freight trains are needing hopped. The big rock candy mountain must sought after. This is our manta. This is our motto. Stop wageslaving. Stop paying rent. Say goodbye to mum and dad. Get a tin of beans in you. Some hooch. A red eye ridden, a gondola mounted, an ace-note in your pocket. The bulls must be avoided. A harmonica. A bindle, the bible. A funny little hat. A banjo played. A boxcar ridden. A patch sewn upon your trousers. All of your problems can simply be avoided. Keep on running, keep on moving. Life is a journey, we're only passing through. A new town, a new way. Perhaps a dame out there just for you. Artificial whatnow? A job. Employment. It's temporary, of course. Get a fire made. Get some shine in you. An apple pie snatched off the windowsill. A cigarette, hand-rolled. Drink some more. Howl at the moon some more. The computer abandoned. The gamer chair covered in cobwebs. The smelly childhood bedroom a distant memory. The cellphone binned. A border hopped. A visa requirement ignored. A bottle of malt liqour drank and then promptly smashed. A tent pitched. You're not above a handout. Dogs. Fleas. Overalls. Who gives a damn. Spend a night in the Drunk Tank. Spend two. A meal scarfed down in the jungle. A love interest. Excitement. Struggle. Adventure....You're no stranger to hard times. Pick something up and put it in your pocket. It's all out there and it's all for the taking. It's fiery and breathtaking with its beauty. Lady Luck as our mistress, no longer an incel. Don't just sit there like a greenhorn. Go now.
might get a foreign man on a bike to bring me a maccies breakfast in 55mph winds
>>225741848yeah?
>>225741866they love it. They get to use their big giant handlebar mittens.
>>225741855see the world
>>225741875Yeah
>>225741901pointless webm
>>225741724>>225741746Holy fucking grim
>>225741901first time I saw this demmie video I thought it was an interesting look behind the curtain. It shows that offline they're still normal young birds who go out to bars and clubs and get pumped off normal ladsit's almost bad for their brand to have uploaded it. These women live off the hope of lonely simps.
>>225741842marn's leg
>>225741855That's great and all but you can't do that in the UK
>>225741935Imagine ruining your kids lives, your marriage and your multi million dollar business for a goblinabsolute retard
will be you partaking in the upcoming war?I personally will not as I'd rather stay at home comfy and cosy.
>>225741949do simps actually think they're going to get the girls? i think they just pay to see the porn desu
>>225741984NahRussia will liberate Europe
>>225741984who will the war be with?
>>225741949lmfao your entire mind was shattered seeing other people enjoy themselves Sheltered little shut-in spamming 4chan with his incel screeds
>>225741993It's a weird one because on some level the simps must know that they're never going to 'get the girl'. These women exist on a screen to them, no matter how much they spend in subs or donos the girl is never going to respect some individual simp and fly him out to be her boyfriend. Yet at the same time you see it often where a woman content creator will build a nice following, all the while keeping schtum about whether or not she has a boyfriend or even husband. It really does harm their brand for their core audience to know "hey wait a minute this girl whose videos I watch isn't actually single, she's had a boyfriend all along!". So whether these lads admit it or not, it does matter to their brain whether the girls they watch are with another man or not.>>225742007reacted to an innocuous post by lashing out with aggression award
The YooKay ruling class including generals are LARPing ZOG slaves.Britain should have been defeated in 1940 by NS Germany. Russia is continuing the historic mission of continental European land power against judeo-English capitalist liberalism.
>>225742069have you ever had sex yes or no
>>225742082...yh...
>>225742082the silence is deafening
>>225741984First they go and tell me to stock up and then they tell me i need to go fight? make their bloody minds up already, also hows your stockpile going lads? will you survive?
right wellhttps://i.4cdn.org/pol/1792913256340756.webm
>>225742106quite a funny use of AI, this. Makes you wonder how many mongs absorb images like this all day on twitter and do end up running out to stockpile beans thinking everyone else is doing so
>>225742082I fail to see what bearing me potentially having lain with a harlot has on my point.
s
he thinks it makes him look superior and intelligent to point out AI images4chan is his social media platform
>>225742144lol
>>225742143
>>225742152he consumed the mould
>>225742141>>225742143>>225742152lmao
>>225742154he looks aquatic
>>225742154>>225742172>>225742173scream
bed time i think the parents are up and i don't want to speak to them so goodnight
>>225742186gn x
>>225741681jewish girls melt my soul
>>225742181it's not funny >>225742200she doesn't look like that
so how do we know that this guy from op cheated on his wife is there any evidence or it's just hearsay
>>225742154>>225742172>>225742173>>225742181>>225742211screaming and pooing in my hand and flinging it in nans face
Ok I will play it!
>>225742217Yes he admitted it ok
British niggas be like there’s a war coming in 1000 days so we need to stock up on toilet paper and beans but we should never ever ever ever have guns
>>225742217his wife put a post on insta saying he'd been having an affair for 6 months, which he then confirmed in his own postas to how she found out we don't know. They have children together so presumably she isn't going to air everything out in public and drag names through the mud. It was just "he cheated, we're separated now". Which is the mature thing to do with children involved.
and more to the point. who fucking cares
https://litter.catbox.moe/ivgcs1uqa9tm61fq.mp4
>>225741681Come on now. Ethan isn't relevant in 10 years. He has been exposed so many times as a hypocrite, two faced, phony ass jewLet it go
>>225742249In his last podcast he went on a weird tangent about how in le bvsed Jvpvn it's acceptable for men to cheat on their wives so a lot of people were questioning it>>225742255>>225742217 cares
stormberg went brazy last night
Rorke has been fatally gangblacked
>>225742272sccc
I began to lose control... I began to lose control... I didn't mean to hurt youI'm sorry that I made you cryI didn't want to hurt youI'm just a jealous guy
>>225742255People love a bit of interpersonal drama, watching it all unfold like a car crash from the comfort of their living rooms and smelly bedrooms. At the end of the day, it's entertaining. Yeah it's someone else's misfortune but it's juicy. These people had some internet show (I didn't watch it) where the guy, his wife and the woman he was cheating on her with sat about in a studio and talked all day. All the while this affair was happening, right under the wife's nose. Affairs happen all the time but it's not often you get to see it play out on video over a period of 6 months (perhaps longer).
>>225742272again?
shout out to all the lonely niggas who watched h3h3 who now have hope that they can also be ugly, fat, and useless and have a wife to cheat on
>>225742211She looks like this
today`sPocket Monster OfthedayIs ..Magmar !!
>>225742318he's not fat anymore though he's in his slim ozempic era nowstop giving fat people false hope
>>225742318I used to watch it in high school from time to time
Wife and I have begun the process of trying to have a baby so I came inside her twice today
>>225742329grow up
>>225742326
jls Are they black or brown?Never got that
>>225742351son
>>225741984i'll be 40 by then so i won't have to go
sadhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1792915308061672.mp4
>>225742329it's a lovely Pocket Monster
>>225742366pure prussian stock me
>>225742388yeah
it was a different time back then ok
>>225742333so the trick is to lose your weight and then cheat on your wife. wonder if you need to get the ugly portrait tattoo as well or if it's optional.>>225742335enjoyed it back in college too, before the podcast stuff started, but don't see the appeal of podcasts in general and it stopped just being nice videos.
don't forget the clocks go back tonight lads
>>225742116Disgusting fat foid. Get some help anon, you're not well.
>>225742405>"back then">image makes no reference to any time period whatsoevertempted to suggest you've misinterpreted this image and think when it says "white woman in her 60s" you've understood it to mean "white woman in the 1960s"
>>225742433get your glasses on
bro really thought ok I'm pushing 40 and I've been married to an ugly vile shlomo of a woman for most of my life and you only live once and then went and fucked a slightly less ugly jewish woman
right well I've just seen that it says December 2015 in the image haven't I that's very embarrassing for meI offer my sincere apology and concession AND I am going to leave my original post up in atonement.
>>225742433give it a rest I was just posting a lovely photo
>>225742326anne frank
>>225742406there's only one podcast worth listening to
me and catberg just sat here smelling are own arseholes
>>225742405>chinese woman in her 60swhat's going on here then?>>225742457can't stand stav laughing even if it's funny.
This the pom thread is it
bulgarnonce just lost any remaining goodwill
Fried eggs, pain au chocolat and coffee for breakfast x
>>225742479We're all poms in this cucked zog niggerfied planet
>>225742200literally one single pic where she doesn't look munted and of course that's the one that gets spammed
>got an hour extra sleep>still feel like shit
>>225742499
going to get the sausages going in the air friar
just not offended by fruit-based insults sorry ausfreaks
>>225742405>White woman in her 60sBoomer women are the biggest cunts on the planetUgly short haircuts in their old age and entitled cunt attitudes like the WASPI womenShould genuinely send them to gulags
>>225742475I don't mind it>>225742508pic unrelated
>>225742523
>>225742388just feel sorry for the lass really
>>225742543shut up mate
>>225742492bizarre combination
>>225742558Why
>>225742388Never heard of seen this lad before in my life
>>225742508yeah like I said, just one single solitary pic
>>225742576bizarre lie
I don't want any fucking pancakes
>>225742568Chocolate and eggs is objectively strange
>>225742589mong
>>225742586You have to be braindead to listen to any of these retards
>>225742568just fried eggs by themselves on a plate? Are the croissants on a plate too? Are you dabbing them into the yolks? Breakfast should be sweet OR savoury, not both
they used to have to wind their clocks up
>>225742601having waffles with bacon and maple syrup this morningsweet AND savoury
The Rorke workout
Waffles and fried french toast is so much better than pancakes not even close, I never want pancakes.>>225742598>America First Groyperironic
>>225742593*stabs you in the eye *
thoughts on Winwick, England?
>>225742589yeah imagine they mixed chocolate and eggs and maybe some flour in there, some sugar maybe, and then put in an oven haha who would want that bleurghh
imagine being in a loving happy relationship with a lass for years and throwing it all down the drain for a bit of 5/10 pussy
Chinese for breakfast
>>225742627I be never heard of am
>>225742634His wife was also a dog so maybe it was a slight upgrade
>>225742634>5/10that's an insult to 5/10 girls
>>225742612waffles aren't savoury they've got sugar and sometimes fruit in them
>>225742640heemed that slag
>>225742508What an unfortunate face. Literally ben shapiro if he was part black.
>>225742651you aren't wrong but maybe don't get with a dog in the first place then
>>22574263424yo pussy is nothing to scoff at
>>225742601I had 2 fried eggs on toast and a pain au choc on the side
>>225742589try it mate. it's good, it also has butter
>>225742628using eggs as an ingredient =/= having plain fried eggs with chocolate, spastic
>>225742657do you class bacon as sweet, then?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDR247fmhnc
>>225742689Shan't
>>225742691put a fork in you because you're done
>>225742671Tell your dad not me
*approaches /brit/ in a Su-57*
>>225742715Wahey
>>225742693I don't know how they prepare bacon in your country but ours doesn't come coated in sugar and fruit
peter
>>225742734Nah you got doneStop trying to save face
>>225742715right well that's me sent flying into the stratosphere
>>225742734that's why it's sweet and savoury you illiterate bumbling fool
>>225742740grow up
>>225742106>make their bloody minds up alreadyFirst they want you to spend all your money overconsooming then die for an oligarchs's war. No contradiction here
>Scientists have identified the specific male dance movements that women find most attractive >Researchers from Northumbria University mapped out the exact body mechanics that signal health, vigor, and reproductive quality to female observers.indian niggas studying this like its a degree in medicine
>>225742667she is a lovely jewess
I reckon we've got at least another hour of bad faith back and forths to squeeze out of this egg + chocolate argument. Still lots of angry, bitter snipes to be had from lads who have long since stopped caring about the original post but who are quite content to spend their sunday morning having the last word in their internet playpen.
mad how ive been on this earth for over 30 years
>>225742774With a face only a jeet could love
need a jewish gf
>>225742771I didn't go to school, I went to gay porn dance
>>225742106The two different kinds of toilet paper confuses me
subtle it's my birthday post detected, happy birthday mate, we love youx
>>225742797she looks so stereotypically jewish it is insane.
>>225742771Well, which ones?
well blow me over
Skinny goth girls were the best sex I’ve ever had in my entire life by farThey don’t have stinky pussy for some reason
>>225742777It's insanely bleak
>>225742797I would immediately fire her for holding a 5k camera like that
>>225742813https://x.com/dailyloud/status/2114129819697025080
>>225742797More arab pilled myself
>>225742797She cute. Hate how women age like shit.
>'These skies belong to you, Rex. Go take what's yours'.>'Shoot her down. I can't stand to see her like this'.>'Please, grant my comrades' souls safe passage to Hortus Regis Alti. That is all I ask'. >'I'll never pull this trigger again. Never'.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap4SAkXRv1Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3JfHrEV78ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhzbsFUL6Bs
birthdays aren't an accomplishment
>>225742829right well that's move for move the gay porn dance
>>225742807its not my birthday
slags and ecelebrities and x.com
lol
>>225742862this is fake
san francisco seems cool. i really like these buildings. very cool
>>225742854it is now, happy birthday
>>225742797Male Anne Frank
>>225742818Going to have to disagree with you there. Fat women also don't smell bad if you have the right chemistry with them.
>>225742841It's another 365 days where you avoided being run over by a lorry! Cheer up lad
>>225742862>unironic jeet dance moves in thereno guessing who those 'researchers' were
Need a poo but the wife has just been in there and I don't like being engulfed in her poo miasma
>>225742831
>>225742884https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1792866437079619.mp4
>>225742854Happy birthday mate, hope you have a good one
>>225742882Alri Pierce?
>>225742862>just swing around like an absolute twat and embarrass yourself, women love thatwhy are journos so evil?
Thinking about walking to Strensall along the river FossThough it is very windy, and there is a chance I could get blown into the river
mans called darko gyabi
just got hit and knocked over by a tree
>>225742884not an accomplishment
>>225742882bbw lover bros, yet another w >>225742884>lorry thank you for using british english and integrating to /brit/ culture
>>225742907I don't think it was journalists who commissioned or carried out the study, or indeed made the animation mate. Could be mistaken but I think on this occasion it wasn't journalists.
made a really good post yesterday and didn't get a single (You) fucking fuming
>>225742831Tits
>>225742797Jews have to be the ugliest race of people
GET ME DIGGER
>>225742897poor babushka
>>225742914I have this thing where I love cute fat girl faces but not their fat bodies. It's very confusing for me.
>>225742914I was taught OG english at school la. I don't know how it goes these days, probably isn't.
>>225742951what gets me is that sometimes you'll have women with chubby, fat faces and then when their clothes come off they have noticeably non-fat bodies underneath like insane bodies. You cannot write a woman off for having a chubby face; their bodies store fat differently than what ours do
>>225742951i love their bodies, from the back that big arse just fucking does something primal to me. think my cave man brain just sending signal 'breedable'
>>225742914Whomst is this fat slag
>>225742922Well I'd never have heard about it if it wasn't for the journalists would I. Some twat making a nonsense "study" every day.
>>225742960most people end up using american english just due to exposure on the internet
Well leftypol?
>>225742876get those cost like 10 milion dollars each
Yearning for a few rounds of gwent. That oughta set me straight
>>225742882>it's mens fault women smell badit's so fucking tiresome
Feel terribly unwell after over imbibing last night
>>225742923Try being a JF
>>225742987Me on the right
>>225742995winds howling
boiling some freakin eggs
>>225742995played one game of gwent at the start of Witcher 3, had no idea what was happening or what I was doing, got my shit pushed in, and proceeded to skip every subsequent optional gwent game
Easy to be a foreigner when your dogshit island only encompasses .0001% of the planet
is it true most women like being tied up? if so why?
>>225742974Chubby faces signals youth because they thin out with age. Good fat distribution (tits, thighs, ass) signals healthy hormone levels (menopausal women get fat redistributed more like men). So basically, we are wired to see them as prime breeding, regardless of what normies say.
>>225742797No chance they're gods chosen people
the only downside to being with a fat girl is she's only going to get even fatteryou're supposed to get with a thin girl and then start the Pierce-approved long term plan
>>225743022i utterly fucking despise card/board games being crammed into open world games. fine to have them there for people who want to play them but fuck off always having mandatory missions to play that boring shit.
>>225742996why are they tearing off each other's shirts? bit gay
>>225742996Maybe the elites are right and we should be sent off to war to thin the numbers a bit
trickle vents feel like a wind tunnel in this weather
>>225742829This is literally just jestermaxing and only works if you're attractive
>>225743028don't know I'm not a woman and I haven't met much women in my life to make any conclusions
>>225743028women fucking love being submissive so getting tied up is like the ultimate act
really like how much of a chubby lover general this is becoming.
>>225743050This is me, running around hitting things with a sword and all of a sudden I have to learn how to play the world's most boring card game with a million rules in order to get my next mission.
If i dont hold down my twp when i poo then ill piss straight beneath the seat and onto the ground
>>225742930is that Hitlerberg?
Fat apologists are mentally ill
>>225743028i want a woman to tie me up but most women will find my submissive sexual desires to be disgusting. life isnt fair lads.
got my first grey hairs at 15 and was a silver fox by 25
/brit/ is moving awfully fast for a Sunday morning
>>225742882>>225742997https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_histocompatibility_complex_and_sexual_selection#The_relationship_between_olfaction_and_MHCTrust your nose as they say
>>225743050I can admire the craft that goes into these things but they take me out of the game. Like I don't want to boot up the ol playstation, load Witcher 3 then spend an hour playing a card game.
>>225743092Patriot
>boring card game with a million rulesit's simple as shit, basically Top Trumps, but clearly too much for your room temperature ADHD-riddled brain to handle
>>225743088what are those marks on her leg?
>>225743088Nigga thinks this is a real unedited image
>>225743028Yes because humans have been killing each other and taking each other's women for tens of thousands of years
>>225743114>clearly too much for your retarded brainGenuinely is. Anything more complicated than "apply vampire oil to sword, then swing at vampire" is too complicated for me.
Skinny women.
>>225743114lol rattled card game autist
Thinking like a brilliant
might walk to 7-11 for some coca cola
>>225743096I mean I think the proto-gf smells nice but that's mostly down to perfume
>>225743088Fat women also have back arches, it's one area that doesn't get fat easily.
>>225743114based Queen's Blood enjoyer
>>225743114*hits you with a sword*
>>225743146Youre alright for a whiteboy bruce
>>225743131you are the reason games are shit now, congrats
i never have to cut my nails because i bite them compulsively (including toenails)
>>225743164love me yellow paint, love me turquoise scent trails
i know its a bit early for this but poo shit tit willy
my freakin eggs have finished boiling
>>225743176thoughts on bosses that flash red when they're about to attack you?
>>225743139Millennial women are so fucking washed
>>225743139>short hair like a man>starving woman without enough reserves to bear a child>tatted up whore>angular face and weird proportions>eyes too big>attention seeking social media post>teehee im a gamer girlhard pass
>>225742996post the other webm the one that's from inside the crowd not above
>>225743191a must have. Also some sort of giant eyeball that flashes in a different colour when the boss is stunned, indicating where to slash.
Mousey's small willy
it's mad how big of a bowl you need for porridge in the microwave or it all goes over. making 1 portion in a mixing bowl here
shouldnt you all have hangovers
Sleep has been so fucked recently
Leg day yesterday has reduced my lowers to jellyMay not move from bed I fear
>>225743216you can tell by his face shape he has a big one
frogs going off their nut outside my smelly bedroom window
>>225743225Your dad's got a hangover I hear, yeah rumour is he drinks to cope with all the regrets he has (marrying your mum, having a runt son)
>>225743235that's going to be a kektimmers from me
Birthrates are plummeting all over the world.....apart from the wealthiest top 1%Hmmmm, no we shouldn't think about this further
>>225743245bantersaurus rex!
>>225743193Yes they do clean themselves thank you for noticing
>>225743244pretty cool any further information on the frogs?
had enough of this sweltering subtropical climate, i'm moving to tasmania and bringing my sister with me so i can shag her
>>225743141I don't play card games. I played Gwent because it's actually kinda fun and the way it's woven into the game world means you miss out on stuff if you don't play it
>>225743263who gives a shit? we're here for 80 years then cark it. I couldn't give a single shit what happens when I'm gone. Literally could not care. So what if it's tarqs and a permanent underclass of 10 trillion browns? If I'm dead it has no bearing on me whatsoever. Après moi, le déluge
>lovely jewessoxymoron
>>225743235natalie wood?
I give a shit
Might get a telly in the kitchen like they used to do back in the day, back when everything made sense and left meant left and right meant right. Yessir
>>225743263do the elites want us to breed more to create worker drones or do they want us to go extinct can the conspiracy community make up its mind
youve all got rotten minds and souls
>>225743304you wouldn't be allowed that these days would you, a television in the kitchenthat's right yeah due to the woke of course, wouldn't be allowed (due to the woke)
how come boomers are like 'don't raise me taxes im but a poor pensioner' but then also like 'just gather up all these leaves in bags and give it to the council so they can use it in a industrial process to create energy from biomass which is free money in their pocket'make it make sense
Mousey's tiny prick slid into Tilde's brown tuppence
>>225743320Not me
>>225743347
>>225743331Fire hazard n that yeah
>>225743392>>225743392>>225743392
>>225743263Good, the less of the bottom 10% that have kids the better
>>225743304Hope you've got a loicense for that
>>225742996loving this barbarity
