nihao

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Malfoid

that's me logging off the /brit/ for the day

that webm wont play

if you're still posting cats rabbits seals or fawns on here you need to ........... GROW UP

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the reds

>>225748048
da burr

>>225748040
No English players in your "EPL"

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We are having fun today in /brit/

Shall be waiting for the new Cyberpunk game to release and, if that is bad, I shall sell all my vidya related items and grow up.

>>225748039
christ taught us to be childlike

>>225748048
based mature bear poster. you're acting your age

>>225748062
scouse not english

>>225748063
what a lovely photo

BBC have cancelled DIY SOS
What a joke bro, they got all that gay woke tranny bullshit but they cancel a great show like diy sos

>>225748062
Joe Gomez and Rio Ngumoha are right there

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the famous mouldie

>>225748068
he also put away childish things 1 Corinthians 13:11

>>225748048
one look at me and hed be sauntering back to his wee little hibernation hole scared

>>225748040
looks more like the blacks to me

>>225748070
elton

>>225748091
I hope this causes more people to cancel their tv licence

*grows up*
*knocks head on ceiling*
*falls to the ground unconscious*

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me and who…

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me trying to see the point of it all

>>225748091
to be fair, big pozz load isn't getting another season after this one

in a hypothetical civil war between the north and south of england, who would win?

>>225748118
scr

fart

>>225748004
ive been there

>>225748091
They cancel shows that don't get viewers. Since only women, gays and biomass actually watch TV they only make shows for women, gays and biomass (despite the majority of TV licence contributions coming from White men).

>>225748129
can we exclude london to make it interesting?

rorke would genuinely read an image saying that his toe shape is arabic and have an identity crisis

In /sp/ people got banned for talking about Chelsea even as they were playing
I hope the jannies reverted those bans but it's not right

>>225748157
without london there isn't anything interesting about england

>>225748147
t. white man who has ignored every licence fee warning

>>225748101
*conveniently ignores that bit*

>>225748129
South obviously because that is where the army is based and has all the money and resources

>>225748151
The Celts. They're forming an alliance.

We're surrounded Anglobros...

>>225748147
>shows
FOY

>>225748161
haha the joke is wanking lol

Right, that's the missus shagged then. She's resumed vacuuming and will start preparing dinner

>>225748117
the girl next door

They are changing it so you have to pay a TV license just to watch Netflix or YouTube even if you don’t have live tv

>>225748181
>>225748179
based and ignorance pilled

you don't find cash in your pockets after doing laundry any more due to soulless cards and smartphone payments

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>>225748196

>>225748172
so because no one likes your shitty gimmick in /epl/ you bring it here instead
sad bastard

>>225748187
sorry, you have to show this animal with viscera hanging from it's mouth or you're childish o algo
thems the rules apparently

>>225748151
Goyball mongs love their flags

might watch a musical

>>225748172
Tilde has said she will talk to the jancord about this so don`t worry

>>225748209
Good thing I pirate everything then isn't it

gooning aint no joke son

>>225748214
how do you give change to homeless people without cash

>>225748172
We embrace people slagging off Chelsea here so it's ok. You can call them rentboys too.

>>225748198
Did you put any thought into my post? About the other men she lay with and the microchimerism?

>>225748187
ai slop

>>225748161
between this and “taking my mum up the arse” arsenal seems like the tobias funke of /brit/

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who can stop him

>>225748272
*imagines it*
okay now what

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>>225748253
>>225748273

awful lot of blood just come out my arse from this poo
this does not bode well for my bumwank plans for the evening

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Russian women are the most rational women on this planet

> they don’t give a shit about romantic Disney stories (they didn’t watch them)
> they come from one of the most volatile, cruel countries on on earth. there is no room for romance

> men exist to make their life EASIER
> they don’t care whether you’re looksmaxed or kind

> but if you can provide, they are great partners
> they understand that there is a value exchange in relationships
> you take care of them financially and they take care of you emotionally and sexually

>>225748273
took my mum up the arse, great result
we're both massive gooners

leftypol walking home to his £650,000 house hand in hand with his blonde haired blue eyed wife of 8 years (satire)

>>225748262
why would i ever give them money
they'll just blow it on booze or drugs and continue to be homeless

still don't understand why you fags want to post seals 24/7 it's not even like funny or cute after the 3rd time

do englishmen see scotsmen as countrymen or foreigners? what about the other way round. what about ireland would an englishman feel like a foreigner in northern island even though its part of the uk?

would you go to India?

>>225748209
doubt it
they have a hard time prosecuting people not paying as it is

>>225748295
Yeah it’s all fun and games until another man with a bigger bank account comes along and she leaves you instantly

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Just got a new match, going for older today. This one has weird eyes, what's going on here?

>>225748281
He just wanted to go for a dip in the pool and take in some sun. We're not so different after all.

>>225748314
>do englishmen see scotsmen as countrymen or foreigners
I see them as neither

>>225748298
link???

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>paki in france doesnt understand a thing

>>225748300
sc

>>225748304
because they're human beings just like you and me they have feelings too

>>225748314
I literally never ever think of them ever and I don't mean that in a cunty way.

>>225748318
went to a posh school in my youth and there was a geography trip to India when I was 14 and I asked my mum if I could go and she said no, on grounds that india was grubby and no one would want to go there

in retrospect I can understand why she said that

>>225748172
SCR just saw they lost to fucking shit little Tottenham

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Not to be crude, and frankly crass, but this IS rorke, isn't it?

>>225748318
maybe

pooing like my life depended on it

>>225748330
Mid
I’ve fucked blokes better looking than this

>>225748330
marina

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>>225748310

leftypol sitting on rorke's hairy chode

>>225748330
they look half-brown and half-blue. a type of heterochromia iridis, maybe

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it's true, we love her

finally someone let me out of my cage

Gay porn dot com slash rorke

blasting SKRILLEX

off the booze, the fags, the packet, the glue, the ket, the crack, the poppers, the whizz, the smack, the hash, the dmx, the vallies, the promethazine. New start today.

>>225748370
nigga astral projecting
he in agartha rite now x

>>225748310
go phoque yourself haha x

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>>225748327
That's rational as well. Mogged.

>>225748392
Skrilla - Doot Doot (6 7) (Official Music Video)

Working on my game today, lads

I don't need drugs, I have books

>>225748355
did the other kids go?
>>225748361
under what circumstances?

>18.2 million people watched ALLEY CATS worldwide in the first month of release. It was Top 10 in 51 countries and is the only adult animation to reach Number 1 in The UK.
We at /brit/ loved it

>>225748342
not though are they

>>225748358
theyre just like people

>>225748365
Knew you guys would say that, so sad. Have you got anything better on hand right now? Putting others down doesn't really make yourself feel better you know.
Wasn't boating that she was Miss universe, she's definitely my cup of tea though

>>225748369
Kys

>>225748330
>over half her life's done already
>looking for a life partner
ah yes

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got my Halloween costume sorted

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>>225748386

>>225748332
what do you mean

sup tony

>>225748426
>under what circumstances?
haven’t decided yet

>>225748237
>>225748237
>>225748237

>>225748447
Bloody national hero of Britain

britains never been the same since they got rid of the tickets for the supermarket deli counter

going to fry this panchetta then put it in my sop

>>225748381
Wow that's pretty interesting, I like her even more now.

>>225748426
>did the other kids go?

Some did. My mates did not. One mate was a bit annoyed, angrily told me he'd be going on the next school trip regardless whether I was going or not. And we did both go on that one.

>>225748470
many such cases

on the way back from toil
just saw a bloke put his hand right down his bare arse crack, sniff and then wipe it on his trackie bottoms

>>225748432
18.1 million watched the first ep then dropped it

>>225748470
bit early, lad

so far i have had 1 banana 1 hotdog 2 oatcakes 2 coffees and a can of diet coke and i am still hungry

>>225748447
got bowed legs to be honest lad

>>225748440
Well doesn't mean you have to live the last half miserably haha, you are a negative boy. I hope to bring her all the joy she desires

>>225748432
do you think mouse liked it x

>>225748486
did the kids who went like it?
>And we did both go on that one.
was it abroad?

>>225748508
was he a cute twink?

>>225748456
I mean I see them as neither

alri

the cocks went black last night

>>225748439
what's the age gap here mate? I get that you're being realistic with your matches, nothing wrong with that, but she looks like she's old enough to be a nan?

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these jap niggas aint human

I'm 5'1
I'm balding and have a wispy beard
I make tiktoks where I cry
I have cutesy tattoos
I am FTM

>>225748535
>did the ones who went to India like it?
I think so. It was mainly a small clutch of bookish girls who went to India so I don't truly know what their feelings were on the trip as I didn't speak to them. Presumably it was decent for them.

>was [the later one you went on] abroad?
Yeah to Iceland, was great.

>>225748538
looked like munch from two pints of lager and a packet of crisps

cashier number four please

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love how I have to scroll past all this shite to see when madrid vs barcelona is on

Burnham says he’s gonna bring back free movement with EU and reform are bitching
WHY WHY WHY niggas always complaining

>>225748447
up the fucking boro

>>225748355
if there was no extra charge then your mum’s a retard

>>225748572
>Yeah to Iceland, was great.
would love to visit

I have crushing ceaseless depression.

lifestyles of the rorkes and the bameians
they’re always complaining
always complaining

two plus sized female presenting bodies - number 88

>>225748571
haha same lad but am mtm

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Shenzhen is mental
They have a gherkin

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Time for the daily dose of Ace Combat 8

> Illegal tobacco cost the UK £1.7bn in lost tax revenue just last year alone. It’s damaging the local economy, burdening retailers, and bringing crime to your community.

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>>225748555
What is up with you guys? She's 45 and I love that. Not sure why you enjoy the fantasy of me being at my wits end desperately having to settle for what ever I can get. This is my type. I can have success with very young girls all the same

>>225748634
need a giantess to squat on that

>>225748596
nah it was out of pocket. The trip to Iceland cost about £900.

>>225748597
mm it was really good. We saw lots of big waterfalls like that one at the start of Prometheus and other famous ones. We also went to Blue Lagoon hot springs.

>>225748447
was at uni when it was current news and loads of people dressed up as him

hate when supporters of big 6 clubs tell you your club is a small club or a big club but only in your city/town like yeah we dont have millions of plastics how is that a bad thing

>>225748638
>Illegal tobacco cost the UK £1.7bn in lost tax
insane that
who the fuck still smokes other than Polaks and Romanians? even chavs vape now

>>225748638
based

Not going to expose myself but I'm a lot younger than her. Sexing up someone who has older kids and could even be a gran is erotic to me, I like the naughty mature look too

>>225748638
how is it lost. they probably werent going to buy it legal anyway

>>225748679
Bellyberg

>>225748660
>big 6 clubs
no such thing

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>>225748281
Mental that this man is annoyed by this, if this happened to me it would be the highlight of my life

replying to obvious bait is it?

>>225748640
if you're genuinely into older women then I'm happy for you lad, really.
I'd avoid your picrel though, you just know she's had every cock under the sun before she got to you

>lost tax
not real money is it. its like when the government say Nooooo we cant reduce tax on fuel to help the cost of living it would cost us billions in lost tax no it wouldnt COST you shit it would prevent you from profiting from the tax on the higher cost of fuel you robbing cunts

>>225748679
foren cats have thin narrow horrible faces . very evil looking

>>225748654
wtf when was this? even these days it cannot possibly cost £900 to send a child to Iceland

antonio so horny

just wrote off my car

smoking an illegal cigarette

Reminder that Burnham is planning to call a snap election then he'll immediately use that as justification to reverse Brexit

what’s the point in owning a super car when you can’t speed in it

>>225748741
good

>>225748723
prefer not to say x

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>>225748679
what kind of evil eastern secrets does this cat hold

>>225748755
just speed in it

that was a master bait if you willy

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>>225748515
Very hungry caterpillar

>>225748786
tits

>>225748640
Are you taking the piss that is clearly not a real person

sounds like a bloody tornados going on outside

>>225748786
BWC

leftypops driving to waitrose in his tesla because he ran out of oat milk

>>225748716
Yes I do. The pic related was an example, she seems retarded, have you read here profile? I'd much rather the older one. Was tempted to plumb her disgusting juicy bum for a few weeks though and might still

>>225748725
Kek calm down mate

>>225748795
sick of seeing these bastards
should be swimming in the sea not in someones garden

>>225748515
me?
2 coffees
1 glass of pomegranate juice
3 sosij
4 eggs (scrambled)
4 peanut butter cups
no longer hungry x

>>225748638
how can tobacco be illegal

>>225748640
nigga name sound like a cat myaaa~

>>225748818
Myth

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>>225748844

rorkeybobs and leftypops have now hooked up!

scranning 10 pastel de bacalhau

>>225748814
You've never been here, there's an army of valid weirdos like her in this city. I can go out and take creep shots of them right now. And no she's not very attractive to me, before I get a ton of comments about her appearance and that I can't do any better than this

The 50 greatest songs of all time according to today's Sunday Telegraph:
#50. Bob Dylan - Tangled Up in Blue
#49. Little Richard - Tutti Frutti
#48. Stevie Wonder - Superstition
#47. Donna Summer - I Feel Love
#46. Aretha Franklin - Respect
#45. Beyoncé featuring Jay Z - Crazy in Love
#44. Radiohead - Karma Police
#43. Kanye West - Runaway
#42. The White Stripes - Seven Nation Army
#41. John Lennon - Imagine
#40. Lana Del Rey - Video Games
#39. U2 - With or Without You
#38. Taylor Swift - All Too Well
#37. Joni Mitchell - Big Yellow Taxi
#36. Eminem - Stan
#35. Whitney Houston - I Will Always Love You
#34. Madonna - Ray of Light
#33. Oasis - Wonderwall
#32. Elton John - Rocket Man
#31. The Everly Brothers - All I Have to Do Is Dream
#30. Bruce Springsteen - Born to Run
#29. Harry Styles - Sign of the Times
#28. The Beatles - Hey Jude
#27. Prince - Purple Rain
#26. ABBA - Dancing Queen
#25. Eagles - Hotel California
#24. Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)
#23. Fleetwood Mac - Dreams
#22. The Verve - Bitter Sweet Symphony
#21. Led Zeppelin - Stairway to Heaven
#20. Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody
#19. Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit
#18. Kate Bush - Running Up That Hill
#17. Marvin Gaye - I Heard It Through the Grapevine
#16. Lou Reed - Walk on the Wild Side
#15. The Kinks - Waterloo Sunset
#14. Glen Campbell - Wichita Lineman
#13. Leonard Cohen - Hallelujah
#12. Simon & Garfunkel - Bridge Over Troubled Water
#11. Elvis Presley - Heartbreak Hotel
#10. Adele - Rolling in the Deep
#9. Pulp - Common People
#8. The Beach Boys - Good Vibrations
#7. Michael Jackson - Billie Jean
#6. Amy Winehouse - Back to Black
#5. Bob Dylan - Like a Rolling Stone
#4. The Rolling Stones - (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
#3. The Beatles - A Day in the Life
#2. The Ronettes - Be My Baby
#1. David Bowie - "Heroes"

>>225748859
Counterfeit and smuggled into the country

>>225748867
BWC is real
On the other BBC is a myth invented by groids

>>225748822
no way would leftypol drive a tesla xe would drive a nissan leaf or something

>>225748654
I think morrisons let you in for free

>>225748890
all shit

>>225748890
All these lists are meaningless about this means less than most
Not sure what they're going for

>>225748889
haha yeah well... uhh... ill be right back
*closes the door to the cell and bolts it shut*
doc, hes getting worse

Going to go to the coop and buy donuts OR mince pies OR biscuits depending on what tickles my fancy

>>225748890
Odd mix

>>225748865
Probably has the personality of one too haha. And you're right I am sex obsessed, it's a real problemo

>>225748447
big 28 years later fan

what a grim sad future we live in where a lad has to worry a girl that likes him is actually real and not computer generated

it's like the plot of one of those bleak dystopian sci-fis

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>>225748890
>Telegraph

>>225748890
chatgpt generate a list of 50 popular songs
cheers, im a real big boy journalist

>>225748890
Imagine just eked out there by Lana Del Rey LOL

>>225748901
a lot of lefties still drive teslas but they put 'fuck elon' stickers on the back of them so they have the moral highground

>global warming is real
>since the world is hotter it explains why it's fucking colder

quite a good way to guarantee the phone is unlocked. Wouldn't be surprised if our very own doctors and engineers start doing this here

https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1792917336170110.mp4

oh im not gonna click on dat

>>225748919
mince pies in October? Have you gone quite mad?

>>225748890
wheers charli cxx lol

>>225748962
>sao paulo
I'm surprised they didn't shoot her in the head too

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>>225748984
They wouldn't be selling them if I wasn't supposed to eat them

>>225748962
favelaniggas are literally the fastest most vile phone stealers on earth
nobody is better at taking phones from people that are unlocked
it could be in your underwear one second, next its gone and now you're permafucked forever

>>225748890
turbo pleb list

>>225748962
aww I want to give her a hug :(

>>225748984
sainsburys are already displaying them prominently by the entrance

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Niggas in Paris

is it fair to say that Global Non-White Extermination is the central political and social question of the 21st century?

>>225748962
>live streams herself on her phone having her phone stolen
>somehow the livestream is still going with her phone stolen

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Off doing a pumpkin pick with the wife and kids, what you guys doing with your Sunday?

he thinkin bout them mars bars

>>225749024
I was about to make a snarky post about hosting a game in Paris and not including the saints but then I noticed the fleur de lis on his helmet, you win this round yank

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>>225748890
>#38. Taylor Swift - All Too Well

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>>225749039
an AI singer just hit 418k monthly listeners on SPOTIFY

her name is vyrma. she sings old norse viking folk

- 185k subscribers on youtube
- 333k followers on instagram
- her top song has over 2 million plays on spotify

mad how high government spending is, and yet it feels like we're getting absolutely fucking nothing from it.
police don't show up to crime scenes.
our nhs only works if you're brown or 60+
our courts seem to be hellbent on enforcing anarcho-tyranny where nasty words get you years in prison yet rape will get you a slap on the wrist
there's not been any major infrastructure investment for decades, and our roads are crumbling
and we're paying extortionate tax for the privilege

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>Reports are surfacing that Ethan’s affair initially started with Tamara sexually harassing him, at one point removing her shirt in the studio, fondling her own breasts and telling Ethan “I bet your little Arsit fishhead wife doesn’t have these Khazars.”

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Two men found guilty over killing of good Samaritan in Sheffield after he stepped in to defend a 17-year-old they were assaulting.

• Louis James, 50, has been convicted of murder for a second time, while Dereck Owusu, 43, has been found guilty of manslaughter rather than murder following a retrial at Leeds Crown Court.

• Reece Radford, 26, was fatally stabbed after he intervened when he saw a 17-year-old girl being assaulted by Owusu on Arundel Gate in Sheffield city centre on 29 September 2022.

• Radford died in hospital six days later. The pair were originally convicted of murder in 2023, but their convictions were overturned on appeal, leading to the retrial.

• South Yorkshire Police said the family had to endure a second trial after thinking justice had been served.

• Both men will be re-sentenced at a later date.

>>225749091
this might be my favourite webm of all time

>>225749106
Soon to be in the Telegraph's top 10 artists of all time

>>225749021
you're from sainsburys are you?

https://youtu.be/erLx70LyPZ8?is=UXZtLoFVaq9pV3vL

Cameron Winter, I adore you
A bright light in these dire, dark times

>>225749051
are you genuinely disabled?

>>225749120
part and parcel

1960s horror films be like "I'm a servant of satan btw how mad is that" and then a woman screaming for an hour

Battered the nephew at fifa. Had to humble the lad

>>225749120
TND

>>225749091
>>225749126
Those animals are mad. What is actually wrong with them?

>>225749091
why are women so afraid of geese
mother dearest is the same

>>225749107
never been the victim of a crime
havent been doctors in a decade
never been to court
roads around me are alright theyve actually resurfaced a lot of them in the last few years
dont even know what i pay in tax but i have plenty left

simply not my problem

gonna make some chilli today

>>225749215
they like to peck girls on the tuppence

>>225749215
lots of people are ok
and swans

>>225749188
I'm 48, wheelchair bound 24/7 so yes, lad

>>225748890
where's Pink Floyd

>>225749188
hes irish he cant help it

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>>225749078
unlucky mate, zero (You)s for you while I got 10 (You)s when I originally wrote up this joke and posted it 2 weeks ago

perhaps try coming up with your own joke next time yeah? If you're struggling you can always wait for another one of mine though, no worries pal x

>>225749261
did the 'RA smash your kneecaps

>>225749260
i am a friend of the swans

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The balance as it were

>>225749276
too sonically advanced for the telegraph audience

does anyone know how I can use ai to hack into my tv and make it quicker I see a lot of people doing this

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>>225749302

>>225749286
...mate

>>225749078
the proto-gf already went with her neices last week
she sent me some pics but we're not close enough for me to be invited to family things yet

>>225749286
lmao done that gimp

at this point, you should be allowed to shoot nonwhites on sight and it be considered self defense

>>225749325
Don't know what that sort of happiness feels like

>>225749323
yes you have to use both Claude and REA via Github ok