Jamie Wyeth - Pumpkin People (1991) edition
leaving for toil in 15 mins as I start work at 4AM you see. It's men like me who keep the world moving, burrowing endlessly in the dark like various beetles and crustaceans
Got the supertramp on https://youtu.be/YZUE4_PtOk0
Just so you lot know, I'm in charge of this thread, so watch it
>>225771518no one cares wagey boyget to work
>>225771518what toil do you do x
>>225771536I will shortly but I'm eating my cereal just now>>225771537can't say unfortunately but it's nothing exciting or well paid
just wanted to a really great bondage scene of this curely haired slag called disney summers. shall be returning in the future for more wanks.
put that nigga on a t shirt
Wee bit bleak thoughOh well
hope rorke has a good day at toil x
>>225771610dont like that bradley he looks like the genetically modified car crash creature
>>225771627thank you x
Feeling blackpilled and impotent
hate fat people
hate it all
off to work now bye
*blocks your path*what do you do?
>>225771677have a lovely day x
>>225771684Looks like the tiny ak in four lions
any thoughts or opinions on korean women?
>>225771684he looks cool
>>225771733Hotter than japs and chinks
>>225771677bye mate see you later ok x
decades of technology designed to transmit messages in an instant across the globe, only to be utilized by schizophrenic retards spamming nonsense repeatedly to eachother
>>225771733i want to go to korea and abuse my JBW superpower to have sex with them
>>225771733to be honest no not at all
>>225771769i utilise it to wank as well
baka
>>225771769another crashout from rorke
*holds up sporke*
Any wounded healer man in
>>225771769What do you call a Middle Eastern military? THE AHMED FORCES!
my haemorrhoid torture poo and blood experience of a life
i want to go up to some korean tart and ask her if she wants to participate in my oxford study
Can't sleep until i let out 2ml of wee
any poopy man in?
>>225771861piss then man, piss for your sleep!
mad genuinely mad how it's only 3:48
reproducing might be the most evil thing you can doi wouldn't want anyone to suffer as i have done
what youtube videos do you lads watch to go to sleep?
some strange things in my temp folder
>>225771881Thomistic theology or true crime
>>225771881heartbeat asmr
>>225771880to inflict on your son the same shit life you have because of your shit genes then it's evili came to terms with it years agoi think abortion is perfectly justifiable because it saves a lot of misery of life
>>225771881femdom hypnosis asmr
everyone stopped posting :0
we all went to sleep
Raping rorke
>>225771978im still hereget a bit shy if it's just two of us...
>>225771978>>225771973in 15 minutes
right well
gently making love with rorke
>>225771994always that weird awkwardness when everyone else leaves and its just you and that one guy you don't really know
>>225772023Loss?
had a post to make but i forgot it
Cable and rorkesitting in a treeAy are jee you eye en jee
Tell me one thing
>>225772069we are not saying cable ok
>>225772082I'm saying cable
>>225772090well you can't argue with that
Cable hitting the streetRorke hitting his meat
sir vince cable
>>225772106WhatI recognise the style from his other strange comics but this one is baffling is it a reference
mad that gangnam style was a forced gimmick
>>225772130>is baffling is it a referenceNTA but its a reference to the manga "Berserk"
>>225772145Can you translate it for me pwease >.<
Sir Andy Rorkham
>>225772130honestly the only reason i posted it is because i like his art style>>225772151watch the anime, its 26 episodes long, don't want to spoil what happens at the end
>>225772151sorry i havent read it ive just seen all the spoilers because people post them everywhere
Sir Randy BorkehamSir Kemi Cablerorke
>>225772168I'm not watching cartoons to understand a comic >>225772174That's ok thank you anyway >.< xx
something kinda funny about australians
>>225772193it's a good anime.
Massive frozen za $4Massive ice cream quart $4The jews want us nice and plump for winter
>>225772181Sir Ian Davey
SHREEEMB OHN THA BAAAHBEE
>>225772208I don't watch things for teenage boys I will never see it I will simply assume he's selling his soul or something tedious
might become morose and odd
>>225772215Sir Angelica Raynor
should i learn the banjo or is that a virgin freak thing to do?
>>225772268Sir Morrisy
>>225772281that's based
>>225772281Depends if you live in the appalachians or not
being a trans woman in britain in 2026 feels like being a jew in germany in 1933
>>225772308you think that's bad try being an incel x
>>225772320Or worse, a gamer girl
unemployable neet incel trans gamer girls of /brit/
>>225772328>a gamer girlalready said trans woman
Might become a goth
>>225772344wont be incels when im done with them
middle of the night /brit/ really is the best /brit/
>>225772264https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gkuxh3SbdYIt's the ending of the berserk anime.Griffith, one of the main characters, is utterly defeated, his plans ruined, his body mutilated, he accepts he will never achieve his ambitions.he takes from his pocket a cursed amulet, it will give him demonic powers and fix his body, in exchange it asks him to sacrifice all of his friends and loved ones, all he has to say to accept this sacrifice is "yes".
>>225772344Yes?
>>225772372Oh it was what I said
Are hen teenah
think i'm becoming actually mental
i could bum a fag or two
we at /brit/ believe harry kane will win the ballon d'or
another miserable day of my dogshit life
>>225772459:) I transmit happy feeling through internet to you!!!!!
>>225772471good post
>>225772457for what? cunt is a 39 year old boomer or LOST the world cup
i like the russian flag poster because despite seemingly living in hell he doesn't have a self-pitying attitude, he just complains and soldiers on
Was about to make a nasty little post about things i hateInstead ill spread LOVE I love sweet tasty treats
>>225772501very good post
aff tae the hood to purchase some crack off the blacks
reckon 500 years after the nuclear apocalypse yanks will worship this pyramid as a religious sitewe don't know who "bass pro shops" was... but to build a pyramid like this for him, he must be powerful god that takes the form of a fish...
don't hear much about the austrians do youwonder what they get up to
>>225772525successfully convinced the world that beethoven was austrian and hitler was german, they're sneaky fuckers
the worms are crawling in the dirt
got an eye of horus pendant made out of bronze
Austrians are Slavs who speak GermanMakes you wonder if arr adolf was a slav Would be quite ironic wouldn't it
DTFIC certainly has a "large personality" because he can go 7 months without posting and still get mentioned an average of once a day.
>>225772551shut up dtfic
nietzsche was a poleaboo and desperately wanted to find some link between himself and poland, or to find some polish ancestry but there was none. that nigga was 100% prussian german, and he couldn't stand that fact.
>>225772567why would anyone be a poleaboo unless they were a paki sex offender stalking a polish girl?
Just seen a possumLove them so much
>>225772575was it playing dead
>>225772575did it play dead?
>>225772501
>>225772575i love em too kinda wish we had em here but probably would be bad for the native fauna
>>225772586>>225772587No he wandered out while i was having a smoke and ran away when i jumped up and down and giggled
think it's time to switch from shorts to long pyjamasofficially
just got back from my drug counselling meeting and there was this meth addict lady who legitimately looked exactly like pic related and mentioned how she has 4 autistic kids to 4 different dads and the government took them off her. good lord lads some people really are parodies of themselves
nan sorted me out
>>225772618You should give her a fifth child
>>225772608bollocks feeling the heat are they
everyone from morocco to bangladesh is a paki
Glad that bruce is getting help
getting on the opioids
30 years old and ive never tried a mountain dew
Pope Cody the 1st
>>225772673hate the mong gaze that women do when they're trying to be sexy
>>225772665i don't actually care about quitting drugs, i'm only going because they knock $50 off my DUI fine for every hour of attendance i log
>>225772658damn good post
aussie zoomer with a mullet and moustache who smokes
>>225772696*snarls*
politics make me feel so queasyit shouldn't exist
>>225772704wonder if they had politics back in the stone age
>>225772629frozen party food special
can't find my kazakhstan flag shirt. now how am i supposed to subtly dogwhistle my hatred of women in public?
it's high noon out on the prairie and the coyotes are a-whailing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeOe9Lh-MYQ
>>225772727Bizarre lie.
>>225772575opossum not possum
>>225772677They're pretty gross, you needn't make a first start. I used to drink all sorts of sodas when younger but now I simply drink either Dr. Pepper or Coca-Cola. When I drink Pepsi it's just a little bit too sweet and I can actually feel my teeth loosening as I drink, so I avoid it. Sprite gives me a headache for some reason, so I avoid that as well, also I make similar associations with certain root beers, so I've left off of root beer and clear sodas altogether, although I think 7-UP might be fine. Otherwise I just drink water or orange juice or beer. Now Squirt. There's these two varieties of Squirt. "Squirt" is a sort of citrus-tasting thing, but the good one was Ruby Red Squirt, which I haven't had in years. I'd have that one again.>>225772683Imagine being so unbelievably fucking stupid as to want to go out on the town and drink rather than peacefully drinking alone in the comfort of one's own home, with the added advantage of not having to interact with other human beings, and on top of that you don't get a DUI.
wallace and gromitfunny
https://wen-ware.com/play/
Yanks out
>>225772745squirt is a grapefruit flavored soda you silly old fool
>>225772757theyre insufferable
>>225772745i don't drink anymore but when i did it was always alone. in any case i wasn't driving drunk, i crashed my car while off my arse on xanax
>>225772764Happens to all of us
i should've been in the new mexico and arizona territories back in the mid 1800s. maybe colorado or east texas would be fine too.
don't hear many people rowing their boats gently down the stream anymore
>>225772756my score was 15,621
>>225772756the music is annoying
gotta heard this 10,000 cattle from amarillo to odessa... i'm a 1800s texas cattle rancher see...
I haven't been to sleep yet
Forgiato Blow - F*** THE JEWS (Hila Klein Diss)
>>225772822watch out for blue duck
im a 2026 oregon incel vampire
>>225772830
Scotchpole chuckling away to himself hearing the Christmas cracker jokes
*crying*
>>225772756got 15000
i should've been a little chinaman working on the californie railroads
>>225772842the only one with one of the hats on getting all-sighs when i describe the a particularly good joke as a "real cracker, eh?"
LIVERPOOL
>>225772880more like shiverpool. brrrr haha x
you just can't find good bells anymore
>>225772885very good post
I suppose I have to take drugs nowtragic
Jack Kerouac... another great American patriot co-opted by leftypol and his wicked agenda
don't see many black people mainlining smack or snorting ketamine hmmmthey tend to stick to weed, a rare few doing bath salts and other schizo shit
He was a Catholic, Ernest Hemingway?
sir kylian mbappe
might move to new zealand and live as a hermit in the mountains and survive by poaching sheep off nearby farms
rorke doing a bow before taking his chinese home
A black down syndrome
He was a Catholic, Andy Warhol?
>>225772937You'll do nothing
don't think "maladaptive daydreaming" is real
lots of snownigger backpackers visit my hometown, i've no idea why, the place is feral and the beach doesn't even have any decent surf
fax
>>225772922you're an utter fool
>>225772972sc
>>225772945he had a foot fetish he has a fetish for shoes
>>225772956I agree with you on thisit is only considered maladaptive by those who demand conformity
>>225772972your mother presumably
oh i'm a "nigga" bearyes i'm a "nigga" bear !!
reckon that's about the most blood I've ever shat
i'm a mental case
>>225773003cody... chill dude...
>>225773031ktimmers
the women who write fanfiction is such an odd subculture
than them what sings chim chim cheree chim cheroo
>>225773068>Kreacher/Nymphadora Tonks
i'll make something beautiful
chim chimney chim chim cheree chim cheroo
Ernest Hemingway was both a convert to Catholicism (from protestantism) and also a committed leftist, socialist, anti-fascist.I guess he held views similar to what's now called "liberation theology", but before it had yet been coined as a distinct concept.
When they see me they remember the lyric from the classic Macklemore song, Thrift Shop, where he says "Damn, that's a cold ass honkey"
ban advertising with ai
>>225773106I support this
tummy keeps gurgling
black shuck black shuck black shuck that dog don't give a duck
You've never once set foot in Nebraska
don't get when youtubers mention like "only 10% of you are subscribed". isn't that a good thing? means your audience is growing rather than stagnating
jk rowling is a transphobe ok
>>225773145theyre asking you to subscribe
They should do something to make the world a better placeBut instead they keep making it worse for us
heroes of shant and tragic
>>225773104s
>>225773157manipulative jerks!
think i need to get a new beard trimmerbatteries are done in on my current one
love early morning /brit/ where no one's trying to have a conversation and it's just strange thoughts posted into the void
What's your go to method for trimming your pubes?Do you trim it with an electric trimmer? Shave down there with a razor? Cut it with scissors?I mean, cutting pubes is something almost everyone does, and yet it's seen as something almost shameful. Nobody talks about it and there's no market for pube hair cuttings tools.
>>225773187haven't trimmed my pubes since 2023
Stay classy, Keem.
>>225773212What's this about
People are already dying because of the government's new anti trans laws.A 27 year old, Joelle, had an aggressive lymphoma that almost always curable when treated as a medical emergency.Instead because she was trans, she was told she couldn't go on the women's ward or the men's ward, therefore was told she couldn't be treated until a private room came free.As such, she died, denied access to medicine or pain relief, 16 days later, even though they could've probably saved her life if she was allowed onto ward.So year when trannies say you're literally killing us in the UK it's not hyperbole.
>>225773187there's the big meme influencer option of manscaped
>>225773246Cancer is transphobic. Ban it at once.
>>225773246seems more like a general healthcare issue to be honest how can you not treat an emergency in two weeks
>>225773276I'm not anti trans but I just think trannies should have to wear their penis and nutsack outside of their clothing like through a hole in their pants, to alert us to them being trans.
>>225773309What about ftm trannies
>>225773329Shouldn't be allowed to surgically remove tits imo. Not right is it.
>>225773340Should make them show their boobies so we can be sure they haven't done any funny business to them
>>225773359Exactly. Like their bobs are on suicide watch so we get to peek on them whenever we want.
might toil now
>>225773400happy toiling bong
feel like gta 6 is going to be too complex and it will be annoying
>>225773187i shave it all off until its perfectly smoothits lush
>>225773236Oliver Tree died
>>225773187i shave my bollocks completely smooth but leave a bit of tasteful plumage around my knob, don't want to look like a little boy
>>225773309>to alert us to them being trans.as if you can't immediately tell lmao
love women ahah
mad how big the amazonian jungle is bet it would take ages to get through all of that
>>225773500she's so silly we love her for that !
just opened a check-in account at my local sperm back
>>2257734784 months ago
>>225773552straight line challenge
here we are in the full moon
pube shaving is awful and trimming is pretty bad too
>>225773446I would recommend reading a good book instead, may be more effort but the reward is surely worth it
What did they mean by this?
Hear Cheadle's lovely this time of year
dying from a headache
So what's the deal with Tylenol
>a trans woman
flat management company complaining now about people not putting their recycling in bin bags cant be arsed with them just going to put it all in to the black bin
>>225773276
>>225773812why not ask /cum/
>>225773899just laziness on your part which is pretty sad
>>225773899>Dear Leaseholder, due to issues with incorrect use of recycling bins we are increasing next year's service charge by £3,000.
>>225773928I'm ethnically British
>>225773937And you all wonder why Britain is in the state it's in, quite a shame really
>>225773937why do i need to put recycling into another plastic bin bag ?
>>225773943why you call it tylenol then
>>225773812
>>225773970Valid question. Clean and dry recycling should just go straight in the bin.
>>225773983What it says on the box
Dog poo bins are overflowing with dog pooNorth Yorkshire County Council must step in
time to wake up anon
Any catbergs prowling about?
Mousey come home
>>225774192
was not impressed by the Lidl sosij yesterday but got half a pack left so into the pan they go
>>225773899>using single use plastic bags to put recycling in
>won by 4 million votes so wasn't really knife edge>points out Lula is left wing with no mention of what Bolsonaro isI really hate the BBC man
>>225773812We calls it paracetamol The off-brand version there calls it acetaminophen and I know this because of the American YouTuber Grant Harting who is good
Can't be arsed with toil it's always so busy and I get left with all the complex stuff because most people in my team are a bit lazy and aren't proactive
>>225774192no
proto-gf likes to watch war films even though she starts crying every time, bizarre behaviour
>>225774284Crying is lovelyLove a good cry in the shower
>>225774340I haven't cried since 2013
aving a chicken rice morning snack while watching admiral bulldog i am
thought it was 9 o clock but it's 8 o clock
rorke buying head armour on ct side
bollocking myself to death
>>225774479dont do thatplease
>>225774387get a job
>>225774479a kid in my year in secondary school did this, horrible way to go
quick shoutout to the clock on the oven that will remain incorrect for months
studying for the imperial examination
>>225774514shut up horse nigga
>>225774599For me, it's the car dashboard
sucking a fee, not a very good one
I am going to kiss her tonightnot sure how or when exactly but it's going to happen
>>225774644that's good if you need motivation just remember me saying:i'm the gay porn "NIGGA"
>>225774644x
I'm my culture food and family are very important
I hate food and I hate my family
My parents are incredibly overbearing and I had a "tiger mum" who made my childhood miserable but they'd cut fruit for me and that's the real love
mad isn't it. you don't see chinese kids rampaging around city centres dressed in black puffer coats
mental how you look at some women and immediately feel a desperate need to scran their bumhole, need some scientist lads on the case
>>225774749I'm a scientist and the science says it's because they're peng
another weeklets have it
>>225774731>tiger mumwhats that
>>225774773Ask Jeeves broken?
>>225774630but then you just leave it for 6 months and it changes back
>>225774773its like a big orange cat
>>225774740i don't see chinese kids at all
roofers and fence builders right now
>>225774768not convinced
don't have enough izzat to make the new
get it made ffs lazy boys
>>225774801i don't know what attiz
can't do it I'm on a visa here
>>225774847>>225774847>>225774847
>>225774846>>225774846>>225774846
>>225774848>>225774848>>225774848
the /brit/ trilogy
>>225774851>>225774852>>225774853ffs
>>225774852this is my one, it's the best one, and was made first, let's use that one (my one)
