the rorke blacked test

How in the fuck are you supposed to get a rental when almost every inspection is during work hours and most of the time you can't even apply without going to one?

>>225774879
take a long lunch
x

>>225774879
Have a day off toil

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Got headache, didn't sleep well, weak and tired. Luckily it's half term and toilstein has kids so he's off keeping them entertained and I am free to do as I see fit. Paracetamol and coffee and toast I think.

>>225774897
pool seal

>>225774879
not a very british post this no idea what youre on about

>>225774847
bluds cooked

>>225774907
Very droll

>>225774937
you a gay lmao

a wank before toil keeps a man off the boil

>Stretch of London's famous Oxford Street becomes pedestrian only
It's over

>>225774937
umpops player

Mad how much difference to your mental state getting a shag does. Hadn't been shagged for a few weeks and then got one yesterday and all of a sudden life seems worth living again.

>>225775046
how long did it take the guy to cum

>>225775007
a lot of it has been bus/taxi only for a long time. regent street was always the better street

>>225775046
just an unexpected text from the toilfu is enough to put me in a positive mood x

>>225775007
This is a good thing the roads are a nightmare

>>225775002
thats in Dubai. Rasheed and leftypol seething

oxford street is just a shopping centre but the gimmick is that its a street

>>225775007
no one is driving on those roads any way. who the fuck takes their car into central london

>>225775007
So long as the tuktuks can't go down there

>>225775046
blud i've never had a shag once in my entire life and i'm in my 30s
never had a gf either
and yes i have an active social life and can talk/approach women
it truly is suffering

Sorry but that Jewish girl that YouTuber was cheating with is fucking leng bro

>>225775096
drive my van around westminster every day
x

>>225775071
thats really pathetic though

>>225775119
i said car, not commercial vehicle

>>225775111
mate she's 4/10 wtf u smoking

>>225775121
rude

new football manager on friday lads

who will YOU be playing as

Adnan Hussain pretty based tbf

>>225775131
the disabled fella

>>225775110
just pay at that point it might boost your self esteem

>>225775124
lots of people are driving on those roads, it's very busy
x

>no meetings today
>manager, his manager, and team lead are all off
Lmao you already know i'm rolling one

>>225775138
name field is above mate

>>225775125
Thought that initially but I keep getting clips of her in my feed and I’ve realised the truth

>>225775152
what would you do if you were unemployed

>>225775131
Proper vf game same level as crusader kings or hearts of iron

>>225775144
i think about it sometimes
i think it's too grim to do it in advance kinda thing tho
i'd need to be like pissed on a night out and approached by a prostitute then maybe i'd do it
>>225775161
link to these "fit" clips then?

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Grabbed this for breakfast today

>>225775131
Releases on 10 November mate. Won't be buying until I know it's not an utter shitshow like 26 was.

>>225775163
But i am employed ?

>>225775157
bodied

I love pakis

im 26 and never had a job, for my CV can I just lie and say i was self employed? How would that not work

>>225775174
sup crodie

>>225775224
get a job in an amazon warehouse, you don't even need to send them a cv

nevermind sex robots, how long until we can clone organic women to be our gfs

>>225775234
Tried that but there isn’t one near me the closest one is 2 hours on the train

might play some dark souls 3, quite yesterday when that first boss heemed me, cunt didn't hit me until he was 1/4 health

>>225775237
will we be able to splice two women?

>>225775245
I would just try and get any retail or warehouse job then, none of them actually bother checking your experience.

>>225775248
yeah the bosses are overall a bit much in dark souls 3 compared to the other souls games and elden ring but the levels are still mostly very good

know this absolute virgin who doesnt watch football but plays fm every year and his ball knowledge utterly mogs mine its embarrassing

>>225775248
one of my flexes is that i beat the first boss on my first try
incidentally, have you tried gitting gud?

>>225775121
don't care, I'm happy

>>225775349
That's a bit like collecting Pokémon cards and not having played any of the games (Go doesn't count) I suppose
I don't get it but I can see how these people exist

>>225775334
>>225775362
meant vordt, first one doesn't count

Recently learned from a tumblr post that my preference for vulva based genitalia is a microaggression towards the penis having women contingent

Football manager most boring fucking game ever created

>>225775498
rorke apprehended

chugging benadryl to fight anxietystein

>>225775366
one of the other dwarves when the police knock on their door to tell them Grumpy was involved in a fatal road traffic collision

>>225774847
really bad thing to say
bad

>>225775536
Uh that's not going to help, why don't you chug something that has actual antianxiety effects?

https://vocaroo.com/1msoNXvvVm7I

>>225775002
You can tell this is Dubai because the Pork Shop has M&S font shop name

early morning posts were better

uh oh it's been 30 minutes so the likelihood of the Belgian posting about his cuck and black cock fetishes is approaching 100%

Might bleed the radiators in a bit

>>225775633
Pee in them

tucking into some body scrub

>>225775367
low iq post

I'm a good person

13 years ago i had a load of mates to play gta v with and we had a great time. now im all alone ill be doing heists and getting griefed by the new generation of 12 year old boys

https://expatpress.com/notes-from-the-slave-ad-vat/
???

>>225775681
blog on snorelord

I've been selected for a new You.Gov survey so I'm going to fill it in to earn a little bit more money :)

now I am become cody destroyer of worlds

Waaaaah I wish the jobcentre would buy me a new computer so I can low-key play new WoW

>>225774847
Might finally be the day.

One thing arranged for today, meet my brother in town before he starts work for a coffee. I took the day off, got loads of leave left and walked the hour to go meet him.

Sitting there myself for half an hour and I text him saying hey I need to head off before 9, you on your way? Truth is, I have nothing to head off for, just didn't want to sound like the utter neek I am.

10 minutes later he messages back, oh sorry that was today, eh? I of course reply with a, no big deal, I'll catch you another time.

Yeah mate, it's the same as day every other year. No apology or even a Happy Birthday message.

No Happy Birthday message from anyone as it happens. I know you don't do nice things for people just for them to do the same for you, but it feels so shite putting the effort in with everyone, their kids, their anniversary or whatever and get nothing back.

Every day is the same as the last. I can't stand it any more, lads. The only time I ever seem to smile is reading your daft posts.

Yer a good lot, lads x

>>225775732
>menty b
howling
sounds like a brand of mint

Morning team. Fencing isn't coming today because of rain said they're coming in the morning

>>225775741
If you're under 35 they can give you IT equipment if you say it's for work and helping with a disability. My mum got a new laptop a few years ago for her ADHD

met a delightful little chinese homosexual over the weekend. sharp brain on that one

>>225775782
its not free
its paid for by the taxpayer
say thank you to the taxpayer

>>225775782
>under 35
>my mum
wut

aberdeen 26

>>225775793
did you pipe his little yellow rice pipe and slap his taut little oriental cheeks

had a menty b on my holibobs

she got ADHD she need new macbook pro 2TB SSD 64GB RAM all paid for by the taxpayer fucking get it sorted

and a BMW an all

Eating brown rice, kimchi, and a fried egg. Feel like a North Korean factory worker.

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Need a bondage gf

That's one cup of tea down the scranpipe

>>225775852
you need sectioning

swear down on me nans grave

> NEW: Respect Orders are now live across England and Wales

>People who cause harassment, alarm or distress to others can receive bans from town centres, anger management courses or unlimited fines

>Anyone who breaches an Order can be arrested and jailed for up to 2 years

>>225775847
I tried some of that kimchi from the supermarket but I didn't really rate it. However I did recently get some of the kimchi flavour nong shim noodles and they were very good, better than the usual red cup ones even.

What do you make of the ol kimchi? What's it meant to taste like? I feel like the stuff I got from the supermarket wasn't the real deal.

In one of my dreams today I was in a shop looking for a knife in a maki shop for Jewish classes (I was an American) and I picked out a csgo rainbow knife and the owner was like hmmm the more color it has the more it will fuck up (my brain knew the knife would just peel) and I haggled him down with tw knives either the $4 one for $2.99 or the $3 one for $2.50 just to make ho a price, I picked one and lost it in the next scene so I was running around the shop and saw a knife with a beach print detail for $14 but I was like nah. I kept bunny hopping around the shop and going and went THE AMERICANS HAVE JEWISH CLASSES and a big Jason Arday with dreads that co owned the shop was like hahahaha yeah so j screamed AND IM PROUD TO BE SN AMERICAN and he was like DUDUDUDUDUDUD because my brain dodnt know the words. Then I woke up and went WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE. running to the bathroom LIVE MY LIFE AS AN AMERICAN
And the rest of the dream was the American lessons. We were in a trampoline park, me and my sister or girlfriend idk, and I was bouncing around and going to the bigger trampolines that were for the next step. We had to earn patches by increasing numbers of what we did and needed 2 patches before the deadline to be an American but I missed the deadline as I was fucking around too much

>>225775834
no i think the implication was that he was going to be going home with this theatrical stick insect who seemed a bit less intelligent

>>225775866
It varies I find. Red kimchi is more sourer and spicy than white kimchi. I prefer it garlicky and spicy.

>>225775184
free trial on friday which is the full game, and your save carries over, so essentially it comes out on friday

And I was smashing the knife Infront of myself in an X and doing a backwards slash going HIYA and the maki shop owner was like no you don't go HIYA while slashing because *does the move of what would happen with the opponent jabbing me* and you do the motion then go OOST

>>225775882
I suspect you guys have a better selection than we do with your proximity to korea.

Doing the panda dance

>>225775914
*Cheers enthusiastically*

> No major city in North America is majority White
Sc

>>225775943
Almost the same for England doe

brand new day, brand new week. let's get after it lads!! x

>>225775963
Woot

>>225775732
>"White people have no cult-"

>>225775953
Yeah that’s funny too

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https://goyimx.com/kisslandcrush/status/2114090125248626818

>>225775908
Yeah you'd be right, you can find imported Korean stuff easily, and there's several different brands.

>>225775963
scream
but im still an incel
i failed to pull yet again at the weekend
that's idk like 500 consecutive weekends of going out without pulling

i am the swede “nigga”

>>225775111
she's butters wtf you on about
2/10

>>225774897
I hope he shat in that pool

Is there still a large Polish population in the UK? Over here, Poles and other slavs would be called boxheads

korean triads running an imported kimchi racket in australia

motorcycles and tattoos are involved

Saw a lad post on here last night that his erect penis stops feeling erect once it's inserted into a vagina and I've been having similar concerns myself. When I'm not actively thrusting I find it hard to tell if it's hard and then I start worrying it's gone soft and sometimes the insecurity and worry can make it go soft. It's a dreadful situation to be in.

>>225776022
fUCK
oFF
cHAD

>>225776008
Some more classic Aussie slurs

Ding = Italian

Power point = Asian

Wog = Meds

>>225775979
kino

>>225775857
Any update on the fence?

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asda the goats for this spend 60 save 30 deal

>>225776066
fought they stopped making discs

Gravy's good tonight

>>225775979
there was no trans community decades ago

>>225776058
Coming tomorrow as it's raining today

>>225776091
we're so blessed to live in a world that allows one now <3

>>225776066
can sell that game for 50 quid on ebay

>>225776066
bro send me the hook up for this deal

>>225776066
imagine paying for this slop

>>225776103
Satan's blessings

>>225776117
heh
pshh

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toil colleague has given me a small bag of collection money gathered for someone who is leaving soon so that I can hand it off to a different colleague tomorrow who has the rest of the already-collected money

paranoid that I will be robbed or lose the bag and everyone will think I've stolen the money. I have to have faith that the lass who asked me to do this handover must trust me otherwise she wouldn't have asked this of me

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I would stick my tongue straight up Emma Watson's rectum.

>>225776136
why would you have to hand it over tomorrow? just do it today
nonsense post

>>225776136
why use you as a middle man? can't she hand it over?

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Reckon you lot would've benefitted from living in the eastern bloc. A nice, structured, restricted lifestyle as a machinist or border guard would fix ya.

>>225776136
They did a collection at my toil for someone getting married and someone robbed like £80 from it. Not it wasn't me, although I didn't contribute towards the collection in any way.

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guang xhou fang ping

>>225776161
>>225776166
The girl who gave me the money is in today but off tomorrow and the woman who has the already collected money is off today but in tomorrow.

>>225776110
make a new account and place your order

In bed. Farting.

>>225776182
gp

>>225776201
u fr right now? every new account getting 30 quid off
man you a ledg for this

>>225776174
It does happen. Which is bizarre when you think about it, like that there are people who would steal £80 or whatever. These are people who are employed and paid a monthly salary yet willing to risk it all for eighty pounds.

But it sadly does happen. Like there are people in my workplace who I wouldn't trust with this small bag I have that contains 60 quid in a mixture of notes and coins. It's sad.

>>225776066
nah that's BRAZY

>>225776222
surely accounts are locked to one per postcode

love fish pate and other fish pastes

>Vucic and Bolsonaro lost
Insane izzat loss for rorke

>>225776228
It's survival of the fittest if you reall think about it. People like you would have been eaten by a bear or frozen to death in the old days. If you can gather more resources, you should.

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>>225776240

>>225776154
I know it's gay but I would straight up kiss her mouth while being married to her.

I'd recommend taking creatine daily even if you're sedentary. Makes you look more defined and is good for your brain so you can think more betterer

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>>225776136
>paranoid that I will be robbed or lose the bag and everyone will think I've stolen the money.
where are you? ill come protect you

>>225776277
Creatine causes balding

>>225776188
what
bizarre lie

>>225776255
You seem like an expert. Mind if I share your knowledge with your parents?

my life a george lucas

>>225776298
You may have gone too far in a few places.

>>225776283
Stop posting Tim, you're aware he's a fat paedophile

>>225776303
two billies though

>>225776263
While I don't think you personally believe this and have posted it as a friendly jape, that is sort of how these psychopaths operate. I don't like that these kinds of people exist. I wish it was all just mild mannered, kindly autistic people like me.

>>225776283
I just need to make it until tomorrow when I can rid myself of this bag and the burden of carrying it. I'll be alright until then but thank you.

>>225776286
People work different shifts.

whoopi goldberg

>>225776314
bro this lowkey slaps ngl

>>225776263
You would have been expunged from the community and died on your own with no help or stores over the winter.

>>225776323
you don't see many people called whoopi these days

>>225776335
Need more babies being called Gavin and Darren

>>225776335
I know of one

>>225776332
thank you =^_^=

>>225776285
Isn't that based off one study done retardedly?

having a poo, fucking stinks

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I wish I looked like this

my life a spielberg

BASED lula

rorke, you're finished. grow up

Catberg heard my mum's voice on the phone and started purring

my life a tarkovsky

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>>225776375
start working out lad

hate being a weird autistic nigga twat

>>225776379
2 zogbots btfo in serbia and brazil

hopefully the word is healing xx

A calendar is great if you care what day it is

>>225776395
i have but my tumy is still really fat and my arms arent growing
>>225776375
name

If most of you are kissless,hugless, handholdless virgins. Why don't you just meet up and kiss,hug and hold each others hands?

>>225776405
then stop?

>>225776395
what did the egyptians mean by this

>>225776405
screaming this is me

>>225776405
scktim

60 mg fluoxetine washed down with some coke zero vanilla cherry float

>>225776415
I will rape you

>>225776421
this is Pierce Brosnan at the thin fetishists meetup group

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>>225776412
>i have but my tumy is still really fat and my arms arent growing

>>225776455
HOOTINGGG AND HOWLLLINNNGGGG

>>225776459
gp

>>225776442
proper lush that vanilla cherry coke

you seen they've got non-cherry vanilla coke zero back on the shelves? Saw a multipack of the cans the other day, can is cream coloured. Haven't tried it yet.

Lying back on my bed with catbergé

>>225776479
Yeah I got some of the vanilla coke the other day from TESCO. It was lush don't know why they stopped doing it it was lush back then and lush now

>>225776479
Complete slop

>>225776498
Why do you capitalise the name of shops? Tesco is written just as I've done it.

>>225776498
>tesco
traitorous cunt

tried a home made flesh light to 2 sponges and a rubber glove last night, i cummed but not better than with a hand

>>225776505
TESCO is written in all capital letters

>>225776498
>don't know why they stopped doing it it was lush back then and lush now

Those were my thoughts as well. I'd even considered at one point buying one of the little glass bottles of vanilla extract that you're meant to add to cakes or whatever and just dropping a few drops of that into regular coke to recreate it but I never tried.

you too could win a jet2holiday

having a wee catberg scromit

>>225776515
Probably best to accept your fate and just buy a fucksleeve. Not like they're expensive these days

*hulks into the women's bogs for a noisy stand-up wee*

>>225776525
not been on holiday in 14 years. When I take annual leave from toil I just sit in my flat on my computer. If I had mates or a girlfriend I'd go on holiday but it's shite on your lonesome (for me anyway).

*thinks about tranny cock again*

i'm a threat to national security

>>225776550
>When I take annual leave from toil I just sit in my flat on my computer
K (TIM)

>>225776517
Not anywhere apart from their logo, which a lot of companies have in all caps.

>>225776514
TESCO express is the closest shop to my house not counting independent corner shops. I don't like going to ALDI when I'm not working it's awkward having to talk to all my colleagues and any customers who recognise me I just want to do my shopping with my headphones in listening to anime opening songs in peace

>>225776521
It probably wouldn't taste the same if you tried making it yourself unfortunately. Cherry coke is nice but vanilla is better IMO

>>225776525
never won anything so I wouldn't bother

>>225775971
Black people have no countr-

Might go to Turkey and have a kebab

Really hope there's no negative nancies or misery guts in this thread

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>>225776550
have a clue

>>225776573
get your hair topped up and some new gnashers while you're there

>>225776589
haha

Using the white people invented internet to complain about and talk down on white people is insane and the internet was better without you. It's every day

VWRP still raped this morning
it might be over
it likely really actually is, over

>>225776581
nowhere in my post does the word introvert appear

PHP

>>225776620
thats crazy

>>225776620
>up 12% in the last year

happens ever status: nothing

>>225776517
>>225776498
why aren't you installing your fence?

>>225776640
Poo heem pissscreaming

>>225776550
Go Thailand and shag some ladyboys

>>225776646
The fencing people are coming tomorrow due to the bad weather today

>>225776581
im a mixture of both
i do what i want alone including goin to restaurants cinema gallery nightclubs pubs
i hate myself tho
i also have a relatively small group of close friends, although i want more and feel lonely
i'm also seen as a great listener
and thought and introspective, i rarely play video games
similarly i dont want to spend as much time as i do alone but i do want some time alone
i'm also relatively extroverted and would never call myself an introvert

>>225776656
arrest that man

>>225776658
why aren't you doing it yourself?

>>225776675
ELTON JOHN you've been at it AGAIN

>>225776657
I'm not into ladyboys. Also I'm too shy to even use a prozzard (a woman one), I have quite significant social problems.

>>225776660
Diary shop was closed was it

Thinking about a cup of tea and a donut as a late morning treat

>>225776675
name of pastry?

>>225776672
I don't know how

need to put the heating on but my boiler is definitely one second away from total death so I'm keeping the heating off to spare it a few more moments of life and joy before the big combustion

>>225776684
Thailand, specifically bangkok, would change your life
Your life will be forever divided into pre-bangkok, bangkok, and post bangkok
You will never again see pussy as something that's hard to get
It will feel like being on planet mars

Going to take a shower (even though I have a nice musk going, which smells like Corona beer), to go outside, find. Girlfriend, so that I can avoid being a hateful but anti version of you

>>225776712
Best of luck in your quest

>>225776712
you'll do nothing

She was born in 2010 you sick fuck!

>>225776692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSbf0pwdsAY

>>225776712
fuck off mousenonce you evil ghoul

>sacked tranny washing down SSRIs
Typical.

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chicken and chips for tea

>>225776698
When I moved in to my flat the old boiler and tank were crap and hardly working and eventually totally failed. Had the gas men round to look at it and they said it had not been serviced since installation about 20 years ago probs. The internals had completely failed and it was only the tightness of the casing around it that had prevented me from being killed by carbon monoxide.

>>225776726
Can't say what you're doing though can you, you evil fuck
You'll just sit there on the internet doing this, won't you
>>225776715
Ty. I'm on a quest

Hope my new router arrives today

>>225776701
I sort of understand the sentiment lad but I'm serious when I say I have very bad social problems. I'm not ugly, I just cannot speak to people and women in particular. Even if a woman offered to have sex with me (or in your example a Thai whore soliciting me) I couldn't do it; I'm too much in my own head.

Realistically I need significant medical intervention and help. But I've made the decision to just hide away and live my life alone.

clogged the toilet award

I'm a seething incel freak so people going outside to find a girlfriend is evil o algo
I'm so seething that my attempts at demoralisation aren't working ok. I might go kill myself, it wasn't supposed to end up like this when I came here

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England

>>225776740
fuck off mousenonce you evil ghoul

funny how weebs listen to songs that old people listen to but because they listen to it because it's in Japanese

Now I'm thinking about where all the birds have gone since that storm

cody wondering why he doesn't have a lab partner in AP biochem
also cody: >>225776767

>>225776765
>I'm too much in my own head.
this is what we call in the business being too low iq
not super low iq cos they aren't in their own head
but you're too thick to have worked out that you need to use your intelligence to get out of your head

>>225776787
Reminder that you don't have a soul

>>225776795
they went on a mission to knock out the power grid, many casualties

>>225776795
They're all at mine

https://youtu.be/bfSn1ZO7oJA
>>225776788
got an example?

>>225776810
souls arent real

Today I found out that going outside to find a girlfriend is evil behaviour. Guess it's the great and good to sit on 4chan all day talking about BLACKED porn and trannies

>freedom of movement to be brought back

major win for the oligarchs
vote to leave the eu and be brought back in by force

>>225776773
Irony? Poe's law mate

>>225776765
If you go to Cambodia instead of Thailand (or first) you can get valium over the counter and it will get you right out of your head and delete your anxieties.

>>225776855
Sexo both of them

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pussies

>>225776785
need that bulldozed, covered in piping hot tarmac and half a dozen Turkish barbershops erected

ogling at lasses in a wetherspoon pub

>>225776810
>>225776773
fuck off mousenonce you evil ghoul

>>225776879
many there at 11am on a Monday?

Like arguing with stupid people, you won't ever convince evil people to stfu and stop calling you evil, and they will just keep saying it in the moment while later on going back to their evil activities which don't even function well because they're so stupid

what is o algo

>lassies
>wetherspoons
>11am
try a bet larp and remember to turn off your vpn

>>225776868
the result?

committing to reading one book every 2 weeks

>>225776890
Fuck off mousenonce you mouldy milk drinking freak