Rorke edition
Ok I will drink it!!
i don't get this "ok" gimmique
>>225777787idk bro i cant pull anyone but i'll say did even worse on bumble than on hingetinder is the only one that's not a complete embarrassment albeit still bad
RIP Chekov I'm in tears rn lads
>>225786772tranny redditflag discord dog whistle keep up mate this is embarrassing
Me? Been down shops, cooked a lovely tea, relaxed with the family, listened to some musicMousenonce? Sat in his caravan fuming over me because of an arguement that happened 5 hours agoWe love to see it team
Smiling and loving life
The life
>>225786791you? have a willy and balls
you niggas have arguments online. i just walk away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KNlpyqgbAc
>>225786791good one tilde
>>225786807Toilberg wants to take this from us
>>225786791
The janitor is banning me for reporting off topic BBC related spamThe janitor is banning me for reminding you that you can report spam Those actions are both entirely within site rulesJanny is abusing his position to try to ban me because he doesn't like having to do his job, or because he's too retarded / ESL to understand the site rulesI am a better janny than the janny, he is a corrupt rulebreaker
>>225786819I appreciate the support but don't call me Tilde
might order a pizza
>>225786830why not
>>225786819he destroyed your bf tbf
>>225786842i'm making burritos even though its curry night
>>225786829hush nigga
>>225786842Pineapple and ham please
>>225786817I prefer good musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3C83ZaRKwk
>>225786842Do it
>>225786829maker meta thread about it (1 per board allowed)or DM rapeape on X I guess.
Would it be bad to drink booze today if I drank booze on Friday?
Imagine being so rattled you have to save and repost screenshots from weeks ago haha
>>225786854strange projection
>>225786865read the room
>>225786865>lesbians being stunted lil dopeswooow, would've never imagined it
Might go to the hospital and when they ask me what's wrong I reply with "Nothing, I'm just the sickest cunt alive"
>>225786877chad does what chad wants
the janny is a "nigga"
>>225786904sick
>>225786865Did you know that there are a lot fags that don't do anal sex (for obvious reasons) and only stick with oral sex?
>>225786858that's mad
wearing a hat inside
>>225786904aha
>>225786952Bender
>>225786942the chad shagger gays must make fun of those neeks surely
>>225786842gwan, lad
can you spend tesco clubcard vouchers on booze? might be my route to getting steaming tonight
(8) i wont settle for a boy with a fake job (8)
heard Monster Mash earlier and got all scared
>>225786965bendos dias
>>225786954Maybe you can buy a reduced to clear CO-OP sandwich instead of shoplifting now!
>>225786979You ougtha know, sweetie
me tink erryting gwaan be ari
uglybros...
>>225786996You must have had a wicked grin on your lips when you posted that, didn't ya?
>>225787038you like big black horses dont you
i wanna be good i wanna be bad i wanna have fun i wanna feel desperate ... x
I invented that gimmick btw
>>225787051me wanting to booze rn knowing i'll regret it tomorrow x
im having a melty
>>225787063didnt know humans could look like that
>>225787021lets see ugly_021393.jpg
>>225787068I didn't mention menI described the horse
Remember everyone said never get a visible tattoo because you'll never get a "decent" job. This photo made me think of that haha. Society really changes drastically. They'd say you were mad if you told them it would be this way
>>225787068You see black men and think of mummykins
>>225787079just stay off it until midnight and then have a quick 3 cans of carlsberg and head to bed ever so slightly buzzed and youll be right as rain tomorrow
A Tattoo you can't cover up is SUICIDE young man
Bye retard toby
>>225784458this was based on a thomas pynchon novelyou like that?
>>225787102how old are you antonio my dear friend
>>225787079girl same
>>225786829mousey you fucking retard you were the one spamming bbc
>>225787102women can do anything and get away with it
>>225787125you're strangely obsessed with him
>>225787125Kys my friend
fun when someone is banned and you see what posts they made throughout the thread, I'm using 4chan-neXT by the way
>>225786472a mould spore has breached containment
>>225787130fucking scream
>>225787133Ah forgot about that rule. I wonder if it works for men too
Bleach has an article on the BBC I never thought I'd see the day
>[Deleted]What was it?
>>225787009ill violate your arse
eating a lindt lindor chocolate ball
>>225787137He really is, even made up a name for me. Can't tell if he likes me or hates me though
>>225787153probably not
>>225787162That's gay, mate
>>225787165he's just obsessed with investigating everythinghe noticed your filenames follow a pattern and now his ocd will always recognise you :/
wow how rude
>>225787154I apologised about earlier, not sure if you saw it.Want to ask you one more question, this time it's genuine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSa1zsPcj8w
>>225787184hehe little detective ficcy
>>225787172If it does work it just won't be to the same effect, you'll be a last resort maybe
>>225786942some don't even do oral sex just frottage
uh oh
>>225784458good film
>>225787009trounced that clown
>>225787183>>225787184Right, in my opinion his skills are HIGHLY wasted. Imagine what this man could do
>>225786861hideous ghoul
>>225786952ktim it's cold and I'm bald
notice how dtfic has ziedy ahh replies when you call out his ocd :/
>>225787212i think that's what i would do if i were gay (which i'm not). frottage seems based. same with tribbing
qrd on the mousey and employed woman beef? i remember them being best of friends at one point
grim
I'd never said this if she was here but Employed Woman is very manly and would beat up Amer x
i have got to unlock the secrets of secretly editing photos. if women are doing it, so must i. only fair
meltdown
>>225787021wow... the word attractive has a positive connotation... and ugly has a negative connotation... this is crazy...
>>225787252Mousey gave him.legal advice based on Florida law
>>225787253larp religion
>>225787277the best part is it was clearly just Googled Tilde being too thick to use Google (Google is a popular search engine)
>>225787252mousey + ew wedding 2027 im calling it now
>>225787292hs?
>>225787277>Mousey gave him.legal advice based on Florida law>>225787294>Google is a popular search engineSCRRRRR
>>225770277
>>225787185What's the question?
Do you lads have smells that make you horny?
Chris Brown is basedHe don't take no shit
jerk your worthless penis
All English people should be locked up fr
>>225787248lovely stuff
They spent ($0.45 * 10) / 2 in the thread again, $2.22, againThen left and started namefsggong themselves
namefsggong
me oh im not gay but if i were then i would only want to rub my penis on my boyfriends penis and not do anything else but im straight btw just comfortable with my gay sex preferences you see
>>225787390Society took this from me
nigga talking in dollars but making no sense (cents)
>>225787432good one housey
who's Housey, is that a new personality!!
I should pick a religion to larp but an interesting one like zen Buddhism or some inuit seal raping religion
Bought 5 sticky toffee pudding flavour doughnuts from Morrisons, they were £1Eaten them allMy life has literally no meaning
glod
Housey prefers to be called House ok
>>225787400say that again nigga??
>>225786904
>>225787466$1 that could of bought 1 whole reply for UC tranny
>>225787373yes
>>225787466whenever i buy 'nuts i eat them all in one sitting
>>225787466why did you eat them all
new avalanches album is lovely :>
he has dollhousomyalgia
>>225787455How did she undermine them though I know whoever made this (i.e. not you) via some dog shit AI just hates women But she didn't enable them in any way so it's a bit unfair ok
>>225787484ME FOOKIN EYES NIGGA
i see gingernonce is still on a madness
>>225787476$1 to my bank account balance
>>225787372Have you ever sucked a guy from 4chan?
>>225787390no one actually looks like that in the psych ward
>>225787514crikey!
>>225787514you need help young nigga
it not right
>>225787536No, I have not
>>225787514s
>>225787549the perfect food
>>225787502was tasty
>>225787484I still calls him PJ ok
>>225787415same
>>225787063JUST ONE HARVEY
>>225787553ever sucked any guy off?
>>225787549ROARING how are they still in business with these prices?
Digging on the thread looking to strike oil, or more like excavating the thread for all the monies in it with a big black BBC swastika excavator alligator
>>225787580No I haven't
>>225787589???
>>225787553How come?
Tilde's arse is going begging He'll clean it off with his mouth afterwards an all so get in there ASAP
>>225787589that’s nice tobes. did you take your medication today?
>>225787549that doesn't look normalwhy is it so thick
>>225787574mental how harvey price did a shit on his mums belly
>>225787612Got mental health problems and trauma after my uncle sexually assaulted me
>>225787610Thanks for $1 to my bank account balance >>225787618$2Be right back
>>225787102My Co-Op have always had women with piercings and tatts everywhere
>>225787641Now you're just making stuff to try and make me feel bad
Drives away in my big black BBC escavator I drive a swastika escavator
`Mouse` go after SW again it's well funny Or at least stream on Twitch you lazy twat!
mousey is beautiful unlike you
Halloween
>>225787677Shut up freak
Drives away in my big black BBC escavatorI drive a BBC swastika escavator
>>225787659Well course, that's normal now. I was talking about the oldern days. I can handle anything but fake lips. Oh my god I hate them
I miss mouse streams and pocket monster of day
picked up the engagement ring tonight
>>225787704Why are you telling us you ride BBCs
>>225787390looks like Roxanne Pallet and Charley Webb
+$0.66 to my bank account balance. Off for a cig
>>225787717go on lad
should I eat banana cake and pecans first or the turkey and stuffing and cream cheese wrap from trader joe with carrot juice?
>>225787442get an ominous feeling looking at this picture
the mental part is he's been on this tantrum since like 10amI checked the thread at 10am and him and tilde were already shit flinging by then
Hey fuck you buddy
>>225787752
>>225787723Am I supposed to know who they are?
$0.45 * 4 or 5 deducted from their bank balance
>>225787704Lol
You 'UllllllAdmiral of the Humber is such a great sounding title. I was talking to her the other day oddly.
sitting in my cold living room alone with my phone 4 inches from my eyes
>>225787546with what
it's fun to be in on the joke
>>225787752Why would you eat dessert before your meal?
Mousey had the potential to snatch the mantle of best ever /brit/ personality but he lacked the COJONES Meanwhile Amer Hussain, who is chemically castrated, retains that title Makes one think!
>UK workers only £1.14 an hour better off than in 2008
David bowie would have loved the bbc swastika helicopter gimmick
>>225787773Porn addicts assume everyone knows every OF anal fisting piss fetish foid with more than 1000 followersReally they should be ground into paste and used as biofuel
>>225787791
>>225787773They are Brit slags from the days of FHM
>>225787824And you work less hours too! 4 day work week some EU bab
>>225784458LITERALLY me
>>225787766that looks nice but I can't afford it :(
>>225787847They should go to prison
>>225787845*fewer
imagine being a famous woman like dua lipa or someone and knowing that millions of men have wanked to youwonder what that's like
POV: Me leaving this thread.
>>225787817it's not dessert it's breakfastit's a banana bread loaf thing but target calls it banana cake it's the same thing
BAAAAHHHHH BAAHHH LIL SEBASHCHUN
I'm Trans Species version of Transexual. A horse, I Was a Dog at Puberty but Had To Change because it gave Me Gender Dysphoria
>>225787887completely and utterly pointless webm
>>225787888is it sweet?
>>225787875that's why they dress like that they love it
The Greatest Glowjob of Your Life
Why dont the coomerjeets just go to /s/ - sexy beautiful women
>>225787875Here's the thingShe has literally never even thought about any of those millions of men. They are all insignificant bugs to her
>>225787875i wonder if shes ever injured her arsehole from doing a large poo
I'm Trans Species version of Transexual. A Horse, I Was a Dog at Puberty but Had To Change because it gave Me Gender Dysphoria because I Am Not a Dog EVEN THOUGH I Was Basically Born as One
>>225787926FOY
genuinely hate mousey he's not even funny anymore he's just a spastic
Hemorrhoid update: still unpleasant and a little painful but has behaved itself better today. No bleeding today yet.
>>225787908yes it's sweet and has walnuts in and on it
>>225787926people on /s/ are already horny. the coomerposting homosexuals get off to the idea that they're making other men horny who were previously not horny until they saw their post.
>>225787887>dire chebs>dire arse>tattoos just awful
>>225787828v true
>>225787937More irish than you rasheedGood Catholic gentleman i am
As a Human, I'm gay for male horses (STALLIONS)
>>225787954Sounds like it's closer to dessert than the wrap so save it for after
>>225787938it isnt even him
Black people aren't horses in real life. KYS
Pork chops, mash taty and peas for din dins. Washing it downs with some Irn-Bru. It lush x
>>225787970why do you post on this degenerate website if you're christian
the swede is a glowie
dubs decide what i do with my life
>>225788007get blacked
>>225788007gay porn
>>225788007scran some poo barms
>>225788007gay sex
>>225788007wank
>>225788007Go have a very hot shower then go to bed ok
>>225788007you're the new Bond
>>225788007join a book club
>>225788007be your gay self
>>225788044
>>225787967Can't wank to her because I first saw her as a child actor
>>225788069she's all grown up now x
>>225787991>porkgrim. get some chicken next time. pigs are filthy animals
>>225788044>so that's 11 votes we read Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix>and 1 vote to read Always With Honour by Pyotr Wrangel...
>>225787992New frontier innit
>>225788121Me in the dark in one of the rooms barefoot and pregnant
>>225788120who keeps recommending Lolita?
>>225788119rasheed
>>225788165guilty
>>225788121not really you're just posting with a bunch of coomers and freaks
>>225788165....Mousey would've hated this............
>>225788190There, but for the grace of God, go I
>>225787976no it's a baked good typically eaten at breakfast
Any weed man up in this thread? Genuinely nothing comfier than rolling one up on a dark night, getting under a blanket and watching something on the telly
>t.
Need a gf who likes being tied up
>>225788239i vape
>>225788150baited for this exact reply unironically though. Organ meats are just as inexpensive and shit tier meat like pork chop
>>225787991peas are overcookedmash looks decent pork looks dry
>>225788242Me on the leftJk Canadian men are handsome but their women are also fit. Sexy country
>>225788190the people jesus was hanging out with weren't exactly top shelf
>>225788246just seems like a lot of work for not very much payoff in the end.
>>225788246like a ham
>>225788261pork is far better than chicken it is no contest
mckenna gf on ur lap
>>225788239what do you do under the blanket
asian gf
>>225788069When girls are flirting with guys that knew them when they were underage do they ask them if they found them attractive then?
>>225788319carrotmogs me!
Described daisy may cooper as a freakish ghoul and the wife is upset with me now
the yanks continue their eternal coal slinging
>>225788319>tuna in wateroh no
>>225788239used to be, my comfy thing was collecting the choccy milk and hobnobs left from the milkman when i had one, getting toasty and watching next generation in a morningbut then i started getting anxious on it and packed it inway more productive without it, that's what the cost is, actually getting on with your life
>>225788328Ask a woman, freak
Do not forget that due to the return of GMT daily reset is at 7PM
>>225788331font
>>225788246yeah
Odds: CaffeineEvens: Alcohol Zero: Nicotine Dubs: WeedTrips: Opiates Let's see what I roll for tonight's pleasure
>>225788353Sad but true. I was an every day smoker for many years and can barely remember those years of my life. Stopped smoking and acquired a gf and turned her into a wife and now I have some semblance of purpose. Also can't smoke hardly at all any more because of the fear. I just get zooted and then sit there thinking about all the things I should be doing instead and can't enjoy myself
>>225788386lucky
>tuna at all
>>225788378Really didn't feel like your heart is in it
>fell for the marriage larp
most easy way for me to get weed would probably be grindr
weed is for mongs and blacks
burnham's britain, back in the EU and thriving
>>225788440ktim
playing FC 26 kick off mode with a team of now retired legends of the game
>>225788353>>225788389Too much of a good thing and all thatSmoking everyday is bad but once every 1-2 weeks just to season an eveningOh it lush
burham’s black britain
>>225788420
shut yo mouf when a black woman iz talken
>>225788425you need sectioned
>>225788487me saying "dead" while crying because they would always ask me while I'm crying for some reason
New>>225788515
Im a real nigga
