Syzygy editionprevious: >>225785834
started from the bottomstill at the bottom
>>225794662youre the bottom
I am an abomination
what if we all farted at the same time?
>>225794825It would destroy the world
The Chimpcel broods, waiting for his moment to Primatepill his entire class of """"peers""""
those of you who are not neets, what do you do for work
>>225794855
>>225794859i massage gocks for a living
aiya i did not put a enough noodle in da wok la
>>225794873do you need a degree for that?what does it pay?
>>225794869
Im sorry if this picture is too spooky
>>225794880ancestors cry
>>225794894
>>225794909
matt furie in 2005
oh Herro!My name is Huang Long DikI own a dry creaning store in Detroit
>>225794951Need to vomit
I need a job but it's so scary
>>225794937
feed me lasagna
>>225794989
I've discovered the most efficient way to get women not only to dislike you, but to actively hate and despise you. Just tell them that The Nightmare Before Christmas is a horrible piece of garbage movie.
>>225794859I am an RA at a dormitory
>>225794989rosy maple moths are gorg
>>225795004
want to try to hang myself but i fear it won't be feasible or too scary/panful to follow through
>>225794976drink less
>>225795056
I eat more wheat thins than any man ever seen
Lynch the parasitic trash we need a cleansing force to wash away all the trash and detritus clogging the system. Start with the financiers end with the niggers
>>225795088>>225795106
I don't understand the suicidal. Why would you ever want to kys? The self is the only thing that ultimately matters. Suicide only makes sense if you're religious and believe in an afterlife
>>225795008>The Nightmare Before Christmas is a horrible piece of garbage movieseems pretty contrarian, what makes you say that
>>225795112
>>225795095FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>225795147
>>225795165
>>225795062Get help, talk to someone irl
>>225795144I never said that I actually believe the sentiment. I just said that I've figured out the most efficient say to get them to hate you. Just tell them that and see what happens.
>>225795181
Someone stole the bagged leaves I left by the side of the street
>>225795260Its not like you need them
>>225795247
growing up in rural china we used to make our own cigarettes using gutter leaves and old receipt paper
>>225795292
It's so hot in my room I'm tempted to take my bed into the basement
>>225795317
>>225795364
this is where I get all my opinions
frogtober
>>225795396josiecel
>>225795384
>>225795411
Its 2 degrees centigrade where I am at
>>225795411gif version
>>225795004corrr hes me
>>225795404phwoarrr GYATTa light 8/10 diss kittingtonshire
What do you have planned for this fine Monday evening?
>>225795470
Who ever created spray paint needs to go to hell forever. I've been paranoid for fucking days on end that it's been on me.Do I have schizophrenia. Holy fuck.
>>225795513watching basedball
world without ..
The Cycle was your garden-variety Stephen King story, but with a blue filter. I was AFK for more than half of it with all the melodrama, as always with King.
We are all American
used tae watch baseball out of fascinationpropa weird game datnever stuck thofind it weird how baseball is so popularbut cricket in england is not popular at all even though cricket is objectively a better sport
>>225795522Don't go out on devil's night!
merry christmas cummies
>>225795580corr gud lorde album dat wunmental cowriter dat record married to maggie qualley.when hes an ugly dork. clearly gud songwriter / producer tho at least for accessible pop records
To succeed in baseball you need the cunning coolness of a cowboy or the studied discipline of a samurai. That's why it's popular in America and Japan
https://youtu.be/D1gjnoV9IO8
in a different time you could have made a living as a soda jerk
>>225795522I shot a bottle of spraypaint with a bow and arrow when I was kid. Shit got everywhere
>>225795591have a soft spot fer dat norfwest part america. propa beautiful
>>225795642oh yeah, the Toniiiiiight we are youuuuung guy, that was where he started out. He used to date Lena Dunham, too. I used to love Girls, I watched the entire series when it was airing.
youtu.be/HQqjHechnj4theme song from early childhood
>>225795711That show is terrible and it was never explained how she paid for everything after being cut off by her parents
>>225795748the raped
>>225795748https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpfKjPsoWU0
>>225795748were you getting ass raped in your childhood
I like eating chicken
>>225795797jim morrison, is that you?
>>225795794Yeah I was so why won't you talk about Lula?
>>225795797corr gud doors cover of willie dixon song
>>225795797this dude likes putting cock in his mouth
if i was rich i would eat a lot of salmon but since im not its just chicken
>>225795758I liked it so much that I sought out Greta Gerwig's Frances Ha, which was the exact same thing, but in movie form, and later on I saw most of Broad City, which was also in the ballpark, but funny. But those were different times for me. Maybe it was an unacknowledged lust for independent-minded liberal girls :D
>>225795820No that's your dad
YALL EAT YOUR DINNAHEAT YOPORK N BEANZI EAT MORE CHIGGEN ANY MAN EVER SEEENAAAMEEEEENNNNIM A BACK DOOR MAN
>>225795797>t. the Prophet
pls bump>>225795288>>225795288>>225795288
>>225795797
>>225795826just buy cheap tin salmon innit>>225795834i liked dat film. was finkin' of bringin' it up afta train of thought that only fing i new bout girls was adam driver innit and he was in frances ha which seen to be similar genre of like chaotic millenial woman fiction wiv that woman cannae remember her name. greta gerwig
>>225795842that 'shire really captures the expressions made by old bluesmen as they sang, that's brilliant
yh was gud film dat wun frances ha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSfqNEvykv0
Come with me you will see a world of pure imagination
>>225795834Greta Gerpig is a terrible director and you could tell the Barbie movie was supposed to star Amy Schumer
just seen a nigga with the last name lala
>>225795882I saw this at the theater, I don't remember anything but the names of the directors cause I wrote like a paragraph on it for this leftist student radio station where everyone hated my autist ass :D
> :D
>>225795933was he a teletubby?
>>225795960spurdo sparde :DDDD
>>225795919only fing i liked in that movie was ryan gosling. was quite funny
who here been running through they 6 with they woes
i wanna kill i wanna kill i wanna kill
Ritalin and beer mixed feel so good for no reason
>>225795834>>225795919My ex made me watch Frances Ha with her and it was alright
>>225796029Start with yourself
>>225796029Me except it's myself
>>225795919I glanced at that movie as a chick I had a rather unsuccessful one night stand with recently was watching it, and it seemed funny, strange and clever. It was totally the cocaine. Good riddance to bad garbo :D
>>225796019Fuck does that even mean>>225796042Disgusting fakecel
made steak pies
Sunny likes her new toy
>>225796029play some Doom
>>225796029https://youtu.be/KHocVRUlvkk
smao (shitting my ass off)
We need to give a name to suicideposter
>>225796061>Disgusting fakecelNever claimed to be a ‘cel
>>225796029corr gudd fontaines dc lyric
>>225796029>>225796074https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeE_l_AuP_4
>>225795668“Are you okay now? Tell me more.I visited this retard’s house. I hadn’t been there in months.Suddenly, I noticed he had spray paint on the stove for no fucking reason. Or was there a reason?He keeps saying the previous owners left it. So why didn’t he fucking throw it away?Anyway, yeah. I just hope it didn’t get on my teeth, face, eyes, clothes, or phone.He picked it up and put it somewhere else when I pointed it out.”
youtu.be/a3WUT8N4Zo8>>225796087i'm not the only suicidal one heresometimes i am more in a humorous mood
>>225796087I am suicide poster
>>225796062no you didntdont lie>>225796067phwoar strong 8/10 diss kittingtonshiremaybe even a light 9just very liminal innit
>>225796103Bot post
>>225796095the song of theirs that's the theme song to Mobland pisses me off. It's zoomer 90's music worship, it sounds like aggro britpop.
>>225796103Man what is happening to you?
>>225796106if you dont make the knot the right size you wont go to anime land
or maybe it sounds more like The Happy Mondays, like the earlier madchester scene
you ever notice how things only ever decline
>>225796135idklosing my mind.the spray paint can wasn't even sprayed yet I think its on me.
>>225796150rome didn’t crash in a day
>>225796150yes, it's autumn
>>225796160*Rome didn’t decline and fall in a day
>>225796152I'm losing my mind too
>>225796132everyfing in britain zoomo-milleniod pop culture is embedded wivin 90s- early 2000s worship
>>225796132Pretty much every generation does some sort of pastiche of their parents’ generation
>>225796174but my credit card was declined in a few seconds
>>225796087what about the small penis-haver poster? (me)
>>225796194Did you like Georgie Greep?
should women have sex with me? discuss
>>225796203The decline and fall of Anon’s CC
>>225796221Umm sweaty he was CANCELLED okay??
I look like this
Dubs and I impregnate the mothers of everyone in this thread
>>225796198that's true, I remember when the 60's were fashionable in the late 90's>>225796194it's the same here, high school kids going around dressed exactly like my peers did in the early 00's. Too bad I hate that style even now.
ive even seen like reddit love island commments like idealize some made up notion of like the type of person youd find in like a high school in the erly 2000s and like the people writing the comments are very obviously way top young to have like experienced any of that
The decline and fall of 2026
No quieres ver el Sol No quieres nada por las tardes Ninguna sensación Que nos haga sentir mejorBailando solo en la oscuridadTe vas a acostumbrarA ver toda la vida pasarIgual que una promesa alanochecerTe puedes disolverAl borde de un vaso de cristal
>>225796237His music was not good desu
>>225796223what is their problem? why wont they have sex with you?
>>225796269thats what im saying
I built my outhouse on top of an ancient injun burial ground
>>225796152>>225796188a guy I know called me up today out of the blue, said if I wanted 100€'s worth of 2C-B. I was like yeah, sure. I guess this is a farewell to alcohol abuse, then, because that stuff is pretty hardcore. I've been looking for a way to quit for a while, and that is it.
>>225796223how daughters act out when mogged by own mudder who in middle age shaggin' men nearer her ageeven more mental tho that dat turbo-sex mutha inseminated by fuggin' michael sheen of all people kek
>>225796290keep us apprised of the ongoing situation
>>225796239phwoar hes me
>>225796268it was cynical and callow, but the guy was clearly skilled and had a wide knowledge of pop music.
>>225796221How about Geordie Gape
I sawed Goody Stevens suckin' off the devil
How was your coom sesh today bros?
>>225796221umm i like sum black midi but like ive never liked it enuff to lissen to it regularly and like know all or most the songsnever went intae his solo stuff. didnt attract me the songs. but i do fink the whole allegations have just been blown exponentially out of proportion. dont even fink what he did was super bad
>>225796311Holy, Holy is dogshit I'm sorry
>>225796329it was marred by the fact that imagefap has been dead in the water for days now due to that vulnerability
Is this you?
>>225796292such a jeremy from peep show fing tae to tae try quit drugs by taking more drugs
>>225796365I would shag toni
>>225796365Addicted to ordering 4 naan
>>225796329just as i was about to bust i realized that my penis is actually quite sizable and this rush of confidence caused me to nut vigorously
>>225796343>>225796355I liked the cocktail jazz touches to his solo act, naturally. I almost bought the tickets for when he played here in June, as I've said, but then I saw that ppl under 24 got a discounted price and I thought, not gonna crash their party, am I
>>225796380Autoandrophilia
>>225796374corr she was wun of the fittest wuns on showand the school friend who tried to give him a blowie in orgazoid houseawful female characters?dobbieaustralian womanamerican womanrussian/ukrainian woman
>>225796365
>>225796329I typed "so beufiful.... hermosa <3 <3" in the insta comments of some ai generated goth girl
>>225796388why not. i woulda gone.
I meant a ticket, they were pretty steep
i did it for the vine
>>>/adv/35037942
I prefer to play video games with a controller
>>225796444I can't do that, I literally don't possess the motor skill. Tho I can play FPS with a mouse and keyb on normal perfectly well.
>>225796441eyelash curler
tho I'm talking about oldschool FPS like Boltgun, the recent Dooms upped the stakes, tho Boltgun takes after those games too
Parliament might ban gambling advertisements
someone calm down my spray paint can paranoia
spray paint just flew over my house
>>225796490https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jSh64IfYOE>Cd I found in a thrift store in KS. Very cool trip hop and D&B.there you go, I'm listening to this album while tripping on shrooms. I've been listening to it a bit too, put in on the ol playlist
>>225796478i am a 31 year old male and i have no idea how to use an eyelash curler
>>225796444I just use macros for everything
>>225796489goodyoutu.be/0gw7A3Ao7Y8
>>225796547Too bad there isn't infographic, written, and video documentation of most basic human knowledge
>>225796547i’m sure you could figure it out
I heard Mark Carney wants to put a firewall around the internet
I just invented a spray paint gundam suit
>>225796592fuck nice
>>225796603To keep you safe from trumpist propaganda and to stop the spread of online hate?
>>225796592phwoooooaaar
>>225796582but why male models
>fuck nice
yall heftae put a firewall round me cock n bollox to rein dat shidd in
https://youtu.be/OoHc0modfz4tonight's jewtube
i’m really going insane (cry for help)
trick or dih
I'm a CHUD and I'm PROUD!
>>225796651Been there. Still there.
>>225796605corr sum gud fishttingtonshires>>225796649corr
>>225796649ktimc (kek this is my cat)
>>225796651corr substance was a very gud filmdemi moore was more deserving of oscar den the wun from anora which i didnt relly like desu
>>225796545kansas mentioned
IM A CHUNGUS MORTYIM CHUNGUS RIIIIIIIICK
>>225796651what's wrong anon
>>225796685I loved both The Substance and Anora
>>225796685it was alright but it really skimped on the body horror. I think an episode of Del Toro's Cabinet of etc. did much the same thing but more viscerally
the big chunguses
>>225796707glowie
>>225796708>skimped on the body horrorYou can argue that it was derivative, but to say it SKIMPED on the body horror?! Did we watch the same movie? It was nonstop body horror
>>225796694https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YDoowoYzOII can't believe the term was invented by Jim Sterling, whom I never watched for obvious reasons, but it says so on wiktionary.
>>225796738it was really tame if you're used to Cronenberg...well, at least before he grew 100 years old and started getting all philosophical
>>225796707i dunno. preferred the previous film wiv wilhelm dafoe forget the name. in disneylandjust didnae get anora
>>225796762>CronenbergI've seen The Fly, The Brood, Rabid, Videodrome, and Dead Ringers.Unless there's another movie he made that went even further than those, I thought The Substance had plenty of body horror.
>>225796696persistent despair, anhedonia, i see no future for myself, total estrangement from other people and the human experience, irritability, obsessive thoughts
>>225796708i dunno, i found the end scene a bit excessive desu
>>225796785Literally me except I keep losing weight
>>225796778maybe you just like that euro art film touch it had, and I hated it
>>225796773The Florida Project, that's a good movie too
>>225796785Are you a neet with no transportation?
>>225796816no i have a job and a car
>>225796791I wouldn't have thought you didn't like extremes and the icky and the ooky. I was going moar moaaaaar
>>225796813Sean Baker makes homeless porn
>>225796857corr what a life
Poo coming out of my arse right this second
>>225796857lol
Speaking of body horror, tonight I'm seeing Clayface. This movie claims to not be like other capeshit, and my friends liked it, so I'm going to give it a chance
>>225796843I also literally lol'd at this, also chat, is this real?
>>225796900
>>225794859WFH
haffnae watched a single capeshit in me lifemaybe nolan dark knight the excepetion
>>225796933What about The Incredibles
>>225796888chewsday, innit?
Motherstein wants to go to the hospital. I don't think they will help me
>>225796960What's wrong
>>225796925I can't stop losing it ITT
>>225796940dinnae oen wha dat is wee man
>>225796966Can't eat and can't sleep
>>225796973What?
Hey Slovene, have you watched this movie? It's very Slovene poster coded.
>>225796984corr gud lyric from band cannae rember namebut the song is called hero and its like new order but wiv industrial techno
people who watch sports are losers
>>225797019
>>225797019People who make fun of others for enjoying things are losers
>>225797002I have not, that looks like a poster for one of those Steven Kostanski movies, I could hardly believe what I was reading when I got to the bottom end, so I'm torrenting this right away. I mean, the dude made 80's Scarface, the best movie of all time.
>>225797019rude thing to say
>>225796984hero man by pvahad to ask chatgpt inni
>people who watch sports are losers
>>225797037It has a lot of kino posters
>>225797079>special appearance by Frankie goes to HollywoodLol
>>225797019Most people who watch sports are normies with friends, families, and jobs
Moving to Miami
>>225797079This is the main poster
also, I love the Kostanski/Astron-6 movies, they really push the envelope and they're really well done yet ironically cool, intentionally 80s, etc...some of Canada's best movie productions lately imo
There's a Miami in Oklahoma but it's pronounced Miama
>>225797030trvth nvke>>225797095Most people are normies
>>225797096Why? It's become very expensive
>>225797108Hey I watched this movie last weekPretty good, I wish the cast was more likeable though
>>225797111>miami university>it's in OhioONLY IN OHIO
>>225797111there is also a Miami county in Kansas and Ohio
>>225797111and that is why Fargo is still one of the funniest movies ever
>>225797117You only live once. Want to live some place nice and sunny
I unironically applied to Miami University in Ohio
it's quiettoo quiet...
>>225797149chat, is this real? it's like I'm tripp- oh yeah haha
>I'm going to university in Oxford>>Wow, in England?>No, it's Miami University>>In Florida?>No, it's in OhioMadness
>>225797190This should be illegalMy first decree as dictator is to name it to Ohio City
>>225797165>>225797190>>225797133Ben Roethlisberger went there
>>225797204Ahem we call him Ben Rapistburger
>>225796785have you tried speaking with a psychiatrist? or do you believe you feel this way because of other factors, besides mental health?
>>225797149Can you speak Spanish?
>>225797204that is very KOTH, sort of like the Anson Funderburgh Blues Band
>>225797240Si o algo
i went to the university of central missouri directional school bros ww@?
>>225797244Well that's good to live there, it's basically required tbqh. If you love BBLs and Latinas it's basically heaven.
>>225797256I briefly attended missouri western state university
Missouri?Not a fan.
>>225797260too bad he missed spottemgotem, I think he got put away for good tho I'm not sure
>>225797236can’t afford that shit and i don’t expect it would be any help anyway
Missouri loved company
Tehran is a common mispelling of Theran which is short for The Iran City
reading /brit/ may be the end of me in this state, those guys are hysterical
>>225797315Africa Fact Check rating: True
Saving my post for the new
>>225797362lol
Hit it or quit it?
>>225797408If she has an Israeli accent, hit it and marry it.
>>225797300There are free mental health services you can use, for example Crisis Text Line. It's worth a shot at least. But why do you think it wouldn't work?
>>225797410groovy, but where's the Moon Colony? It's been ages! I believe in a Green Moon!
>>225797408hit it (with a shahed)
Threadcuck, go!
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